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Perfect Bathroom Trip SONG - Rhett & Link

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Published on Jan 20, 2010

MP3, LYRICS, CREDITS, & LINKS:
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Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster):
http://rhettandlink.com/music
or on iTunes:
http://bit.ly/uttp-itunes
or on Amazon:
http://bit.ly/uttp-amazon
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Directed, shot, edited, and guested by Julian Smith: http://www.youtube.com/juliansmith87
Special Guest: iJustine http://www.youtube.com/ijustine
Song written and produced by: Rhett&Link
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LYRICS:
we live in a world full of dirty things
dirty doorknobs and atm machines
dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings
so much dirty disease; we cant keep our hands clean

public restrooms are a main concern
where the walls are painted with strangers urine
if they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall
do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin their---

all Im makin is a simple suggestion
to have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
Im not concerned with your particular reason
be it O.C.D. or just the upcoming cold and flu season (listen here)

Do your business
zip up and then dispense this
little bit a paper towel--but wait
turn on the tap, apply some soap
lather up, rinse, dont stop the flow
first grab that paper towel you saved
use it as a barrier
when touching the faucet area
and when getting more paper towels for your hands
dry with it; then retain it
for the doorknob may be tainted.
as you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can!
it's the perfect bathroom trip, man!
its the perfect bathroom plan! (it's perfect)
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Distributed by Tubemogul.

Comments • 5,471

Mr.Sickboy
If Rhett and Link came in the women's restroom and lectured me on my bathroom habits I would be more star-struck than annoyed :D
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porn tit
Mr.Sickboy why are you in the girls bathroom if your a Mr.
J Ha Aqui Zamotds
:P:P omg see FUDS vids
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Mnxe
They should play this in mall toilets, it'd be hilarious.
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Owl Garden
Metoo
DeltaEpsilon CEO
Haha! I agree! :)
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Caius Roncone
Did anyone notice how at 0:21 Link's eyes flashed down really quickly
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Mette Og Alma
Caius Roncone hahahahhahaha
bosquecheetah
umm that is very weird
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Karen Brink
Okay I can't have been the only one who has actually used this 'perfect bathroom plan' 😂😂
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LilCatMiner
i did it...... XD i don't think we're loners tho
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Msp Bacon Luvers
like if ur watching in 2015!
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Peace Cat
2017 may tho!!!
William Shakespeare
2017 BABY!!! 3-19-17!!
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rach
These people have a song for everything dont they?
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Ramona the weirdo productions !
+JSeigerman1 Lol
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Meowology
LMAO Links face at the beginning! Im dying! XDDD
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TheCoyotePack
YAY JULIAN! you guys should make more videos toogether
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Cheese Cat
They've made a few more but on Julian's channel
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LeNuiz
So this means i can storm into the girls bathroom if i just wash her hands?
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Kai Schellhase
+ElijahbikerGames Derp yeah, we missed that part.
PixlBit Gaming
+Laura Schellhase They got arrested?
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supergassy1
YOOOOOO WHO STILL BE WATCHING THIS?
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Sara . . .
Heeerrreee
Twenty Øne Jøsh Duns
supergassy1 hereeeeee
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