 Alright folks, hey, welcome to the live steam event. Barricaded selving rather than out there with the dash 2s, if you're gonna be curious about it. Yes, if you saw those things that look like reject simpsons out there, those are known as SCP-30008-2. Dash 2 for short, harmless during the day, but incredibly volatile and dangerous during the evening. They have above you average strength, and they are incredibly hostile. Do not interact with them. If you hear them at night, when these lights go out, say, the store is now closed, please vacate the premises. Thankfully, you all are safe in here. This settlement is fortified enough to survive them. How can you tell them that they're safe here when there was a murder less than 24 hours ago? The murder has been contained, for reference, the murder is safely locked away in the bathroom in this containment cell. Buddy, we got people here! Don't come in! Stand down! Please, you're all in danger! We're in danger. Don't you just get trapped here? Yeah, we just came in through the door. I'm so sorry. They're explaining what's going on. We'll try to see if we can help you. After securing the camp in the shower and at your event taking over watch for the night, a couple hours later we noticed that the body of the car had been moved outside of the settlement. So, I see on the blood splatter we've seen the crime of my foundation-issued SCK scanner, which you are now intimately familiar with. At that moment, we figured out that there was anomalous material inside of that blood, which means that either Carter or Cam was anomalous. So, we went and we scammed Cam, since Cam was here this time, turns out Cam is totally anomalous. We have decided to call it SCP-3008-3, or dash 3's for short. Essentially, a mutation of the dash 2's that you all have encountered outside. They still have the bloodlust and the need to kill as the dash 2's that they are human in blood. So, they're easily blending with all of us. Unfortunately, since there wasn't anomalous, my theory is that they were as well as the dash 2's where they were comfortable enough to exit our settlement during the dark hours. And that's why we had to scan all of you upon entry, because if they can blend in with humans, we just need to make sure that you all are human yourselves. I'm speaking of humans. I need to scan all of you all, please, right now. Are you okay? Yeah. I know my name's so good. You sure you're gonna get my good sign? Yeah. You don't have to worry about it. It's not really still a trouble, yeah. Can you write me another role? What role? The last one was on yours. Okay. Well, I only have to scan. What? Where did it all go? I don't know where it all came from! It's you! Oh, jeez! All of you are verified humans thanks to the Foundation's addition scanner. So, we can all at least rely on you guys to help us out. Also, if you were here last night, so your alibis are pretty rock solid by that account. So, please, do whatever you can to help us figure this out. We can even find a way out if it's gotten to a safer place. We are on the verge of rating your folks, or at least I am. So, if you all want to figure out this mystery pronto, come with me. I've got something to say. If you want to figure out this mystery right, come with us. I think that's the most important thing. Alright, we're back. What exactly is going on? They said you murdered somebody. Did you do that? You did? Yeah. Do you think you deserve to be locked up for it? You think I killed somebody? I mean, you seem kind of remorseful about it, kind of upset. I don't know. What are your names? I'm Eric. I'm Ash. Ash? Yes, hello. Hi, I'm Tim. Hi. I killed him. I don't know why I did that. I didn't do anything, but I don't know why I did it. I've lived with people for two years, and I've been killed by everybody all this time. What happened to your shoulder there? It's kind of fuzzy, but I really want to help because they're seeing me move the body, right? Did you get injured before or after the murderer? You think during? Yeah. I think it was like the defensive wounds. I really want to help because it's kind of hard when you're looking at me like a monster. Yeah, I understand. I know I'm not a human, but can you really tell them that I want to help and see how they respond? Oh, 100%. If they want to help, then I'm not going to give it any way that they can just use it. Yeah. And what was your name again? Cam. Cam. Yeah, of course. Tough situation, I don't understand. Who should I go and tell? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Alright, thank you Cam. Alright, chat. We are trying to solve this murder mystery inside an infinite IKEA, SCP 3008, trying to figure out who done it, trying to get out of here alive, trying to make sure no one else gets killed. It's all loud here, so I'm going to wander around, but thanks for joining us. What do we got in here? Oh, hello. Hello. Hi, I'm Iris. This is my bedroom. Oh, I'm sorry. No, it's okay. What's your name? My name's Eric. Eric? Yep. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Iris. Yeah, sorry to welcome you in in such an emergency. Yeah, it's kind of trying times. Yeah, with the murder accomplice on the loose and them all out. You know, there's a lot going on. Yeah, have you been in this IKEA long? Yeah, I've been here for almost two years now, unfortunately. Yeah. Well, you've made yourself a nice home. Again, this was Carter and I's bedroom, but now I guess it's just my bedroom now that he's gone. Carter's, sorry. Carter's my late fiance who was murdered last night. He was the late fiance who was murdered. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out who the murder accomplice could have been. As the researchers mentioned, somebody moved the body and laid it last night, so I'm just trying to figure out who could have done that. And no one knows who moved the body? No, well, at least nobody did. Thank you. Yeah, of course. What's your name? I'm Iris. Great to meet you. I was just speaking with Eric about how I'm trying to figure out who moved the body last night. The murder happened around 2.30 a.m. and we're thinking that the body was moved somewhere between 3 and 4 a.m. So I'm just trying to figure out where everybody was during that time. So it was 3 a.m. and then we moved around what time? It was moved around, we think, in the hour between 3 and 4 a.m. And the murder happened around 2.30 a.m. I'm trying to figure out where everybody was during that time so I feel like that would be a way to figure out who was alone. But no one's really telling me the truth and everyone's just been yelling at me all morning about it so I haven't been able to get anywhere. But seeing as you guys are new here and you guys are de-tuned, maybe the other members really trust you more than they trust me. So if you guys find out any alibis or people are, anyone just gives you a weird vibe. It's just let me know. I'm really trying to get to the bottom of this. The idiot floored off the balance. But if that's the case, may I ask? Yes, of course. Or are you around 3 and 4 a.m.? Yeah, I was with Izzy. Izzy's the homeless flipping man over there in the corner with a blue RPS suit or jacket. He's really sweet though, I promise. I'm really close with him and after the murder of my fiance, he was comforting me. He seems kind of stressed out. I mean, obviously someone got murdered, but he seemed a little on edge. Me? Oh, him? The other guy. I mean, I feel like we're all being distrusted out. He didn't immediately, I need to say it, immediately point fingers at himself when he immediately said, why are you all looking at me? I mean, he's just a little, you know, he's been here for over 10 years. Oh. So, you know, things, I understand, I understand. Yeah, sometimes I can drive you to the bus. I feel like 10 years trucker in a picture-perfect house would drive you a little mad. Absolutely. No, of course. But, I mean, if you say he's suspicious, I can't rule anybody out. Of course, of course. I mean, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have a handle on him at the moment. Thank you. Yeah, of course. If you find anything else, please let me know. Of course. Hi. Excuse us. We'll squeeze on through. We'll find a quiet corner here. All right, so we're trying to figure out who the murder is in this infinite Ikea here. People who are just joining the chat put an Ikea, SCP-3008, and somebody's been murdered. 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