 Where's that dog at? My last elven ring video I said that I was going to commit to using my gut sort for the rest of my playthrough And I still stand by that sure there's some downsides like I have no idea what magic even is and if my input gets buffered I'm literally stuck standing there for five minutes But other than that the damage is really really nice And I'm just gonna go ahead and say now as a guy that usually doesn't play from software games as of right now I'm feeling like there's not a boss in the entire game that I couldn't take on So if there is any you want to see let me know down below in the comments But with that said though, there is still plenty of game out there for me to see so I'm gonna go ahead and shut up And get back to playing through the game with this great sword bill. All right Vod Watchers Since you're the only ones here right now. Here we are. We uh, we're we're standing in this place this hellhole That I have no idea where I'm at to be honest Vod Watchers before chat gets here I feel like I can be a bit more open with you guys. I'm fucking up. Hey, hey chat I was not talking to anybody by the way. I definitely wasn't gonna say I'm a bit lost and scared I definitely not me any who all right. Well, how do I some of my horse all right chat? We know there's one boss up here, and I'm just gonna keep moving forward until all the bosses I know are dead so that's kind of my strategy It sucks that there's this many little gremlins around here, but I'm gonna aim for the bug Okay, I thought that'd be a sweet dodge, but I guess not I'm gonna kill this guy Wait not dead not dead not dead come back story of the year award Wait, where the fuck am I? Oh? Shortcuts dude. I fell in a shortcut. I'm fucking sick. I'm gonna use one of my potions All right now the key is we've got to take out this motherfuckers dogs before we actually start fighting So I'm gonna look around for some dogs real quick is one of them coming up on mirrors at my horse I guess the question is do I really need to be on my horse for the dogs? He saw me boys boys. He saw me boys. He saw me. I want my souls Double jump. Oh horse horse boy. No, I just want the dogs man Got him bring perfect punish into it quick. All right. Now. Do I fight him on horseback or on ground back? Shut up bitch. Oh, this boss is cake. I almost walked out the edge didn't I oh shut your bitch as a shut up You get smacked around smacked around as long as I don't miss I mean if I don't miss time my shit. He might be a one try. I don't like to be chasing me Oh God can't let my little horsey die my horse. He dies. I lose this strategy shut up bitch Didn't I tell you to shut up when talking to me shut up bitch Oh someone got unbanned. Hey, I look that fucking chat Oh That fucking sucked man. All right, but now we do a shortcut. He cooked your dumbass bro I'll beat the shit out of this boss right now I swear to God now that I know the shortcut to now was me doing the shortcut just luck last time Let's see. Oh my god My horse is suffering from an illness dude. My horse has 87 health that I read that number correctly I'm gonna get off my horse for the dogs. I'm gonna take out this dog first. You thought you were safe, huh? Oh, yeah, don't even try it. Oh, no, he's the dog low-profiled me. Oh, yeah All right now to fuck this guy up. I call upon the powers of Winston the horse. Oh wait, let me get my souls drive by oh Fuck I'm dead He has another dog There goes Winston, can I stand up you mind if I play the game or are we just gonna we gonna play solo player With the goat am I dead for am I not dead? What the fuck? Where the fuck am I? Oh sick? Where's that dog at? Where's the dog did the dog die? Maybe the dog jumped like an idiot. We're just dumbass dog. Yo, bro This dumbass dog Joe dumbass. All right now. Do I have to play against this guy fairer is my horse ready to come out of retirement yet? Oh I'm dead. I If I backed up where it was I dead no, I could have survived all right this time We're gonna take out all three dogs and then I'm just gonna hit him with the drive by now that Winston's fully healed Cuz Winston was like really sick that time. So Winston was not there. How you been bribing good bribing Elden ringing it up dodge Oh, that was sick. Yeah shortcut. Yeah shortcut. Yeah shortcut. I don't want to be on him Winston This is actually easier with no Winston. Oh Dude Can I please not suck ass for one second? Did he just sidestep parry into a call the boss move Damn that dog is good. That dog is well trained that guy's fucking ready for competitions and shows and shit That's a fucking average fucking air, but shut up. God damn. All right now. You want to talk or do you want to talk, huh? Oh Winston we are not a good Loss my souls. I can't believe that dog sidestep me. That shit was just uncalled for and cruel dude The fuck that thing is like I have the formula for success. I here we go boys We know the shortcut. We know we got to go left. Oh, you know, I almost died. You know the rules Oh my shortcut. Oh, I fucking saved it short cut save short. I'm gonna get jumped by dogs I'm gonna lead them away from the boss so that they can't air buddies me I'm getting fucking cooked by these. This is why I don't like doing this on Winston's gone. Am I gone? I'm gone. I got stun lock. Oh, what's up other dog fucking air buddies the movie out here, bro Why am I dying? All right, so no more twitch acting show us how it's done Oh, you guys want to see the real strats. All right I could show you guys the real strats try to pay attention to this stay right on the bridge activate speed boost go left Take a jump down fall if you have to and you're gonna want to just perfectly slam that and now you're gonna want to put Winston away cuz he kind of sucks here and then honestly Honestly, you're gonna want to do a jump slice Make sure you're staying away from the boss you don't want to fight the boss yet And then punish the dog punish the dog and quick slice He's so low to the ground. Oh and I started the boss fight. All right. Come on Winston. All right. All right That's fine. All right. Let's get this third dog. Where's it? Where is he? Where's this third dog? Bro? I know I got jumped by a third dog before I'm not gonna get jumped again I hear the pitter-patter of a dog's footsteps. God damn. He's good. Shut up. I do you shut up I do me a favorite bottle. Oh, oh Winston oh, I can't afford to get hit dude. I can't afford to get hit I just wish I wasn't losing so often like why is my horse built so we is there can I find horse armor in the World like some diamond horse armor you guys think oh brother this horse. Oh brother this horse just likes taking that All right, how do I heal the horse? I think the horse has to die for me to heal it I'm gonna let the horse die strategically All right, as long as I get up Dying on the nope nope dying on the horse is a fucking 50 frame lock forgot that that was a 50 frame stun lock That shit was crazy if you heal on the horse your horse heals what the fuck damn I didn't know my horse was getting so my horse is getting some sloppy fucking seconds dude All right, it's my horse healed up now. I'm just gonna say he's full juiced. Um, I should do this I should just fucking do this my backstab the dog No, I cannot you know, I cannot say two dogs It's always more fun than just fighting one dog fighting one dog is like, you know fair I want to fight two dogs, which is just unfair that that's where the the real sick Oh Get your bitch ass out of here. Oh, you got fucked up. Why are you walking over here? He hasn't even I don't even see his health bar yet. I'll give you a fucking reason to walk over here Shut up We snog I should probably wait for him to do the big swing and punish, but Mom ain't raised no bitch. What could I truly say to that? There's the third fucking dog, dude God damn it. The second phase just started. I'm going to go ahead and not focus on the dog. I think. Oh God see that's that's why you wait. Oh, he's fucking up What is this his first day of fucking being a video game boss, dude? He's doing the same attacks over and over again first day on the job Okay, wait wait, don't get greedy. Don't get greedy. Don't get greedy. He'll make the mate He'll make the first move. There he goes. That's see there. Oh, he's all little Bay's baby raging, dude He's mad. Oh fucking baby wants some Bob off fucking shut up, bitch And your stupid dog to come if the dog kills me I'm ending stream the crucible not talisman. What is that man? I was hoping he would drop like the map to what the fuck did I just bet beast blood damn That was the easiest boss fight of my life to be honest All right, and because we found grace I assume the dragon is nearby and I know you guys don't want to fight what in the fuck are those dude These must be the dragon servants. All right, dude, this would be the perfect dragon battle spot What are these guys? They're just flying beetles. Oh, is this just the land of the freebies? Oh, he's not even a boss He's just a bitch. I'm gonna go and pre-flask sneak behind dragon chats chat mom ain't reasonable bitch He's a fair bit stronger than his eldest brother. I'll give him that and he says blue fire All right, this dragon's pretty fucking cool. I'll give it up. He's not cooler than me. I have the guts sword I cannot lose. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose out of the tail swipe range Yeah, like this is not my first dragon fight, bro. I know you guys got tails damn. He's leaping Oh, he's got fucking jump back attacks. Okay, okay Pretty good shit from the dragon. We love to see it. Wait, was that a boss? I feel like he did get a boss health bar, but maybe that's just me I now the cool part about dying all the way over there is I actually can get my stuff back without disturbing the dragon Oh my buff now. You know what? You don't need buffs in this game. I kind of forgot what I was fighting for Use your rune arc. No dude. I don't like stuff that goes away when I die. It reminds me of the permanence of death Besides, I'm sure I'm gonna do plenty of damage with no buffs Yeah, see bro, we're chill I didn't I didn't have much dominant to dodge I know I know the item I need is behind the dragon But look there's items you need because of game reasons and then there's things you need to do because of pride reasons And this is one of those to me. So dragon slayed Look chat the first dragon that we be, you know, he didn't really pose a problem So I need two dragons to die I want every dragon in this game to know that I killed all the dragons in this game fuck I missed my first heavy swing not my best opener. He's gonna get killed So everything he does is a one shot. He's good. He knows everything about hitting really hard Oh, no, I think I dragged I died right under the fucking dragon didn't I please rune spare me your cruel fucking misfortunes All right, see I got the key now people will know that I'll never Why am I why is my why am I throwing hands with a fucking great dragon? Oh shit? Am I holding this thing with two hands? Is he fucking charging up a hyper beam? Oh, no, dude, can we please focus on the fucking 8,000 ton dragon? I don't run don't run don't run don't run You're not too handy right now Oh fuck God the two hit I will never get used that a two-hand shit, dude It is so confusing. There was ever a time to be fucking god like at the game It would be now I Can't I can't do heavy attacks against this bar. I can't use heavy attacks in this fight. No What what Winston Winston? Why did Winston leave? We're the dragon slaying duo. Why did Winston leave me? What why is that fire moving? Goddamn this guy fucking moves engage thrusters So much better not going for the heavy hitter right there You see oh, I'm alive. I'm alive Sorry, I was getting ready to bitch and wine. It's kind of my thing What I'm getting ready to bit. I'm getting ready to bitch and wine some more dude I'm finna bitch and wine dude. What the fuck? All right, same as the last dragon though same strategy. All right, where my room is that? Oh shit? Hey, I thought about here doing a hundred damage per minute. That's taken three hours I'm getting underestimated right now. Holy shit. I'll see you guys right after this run That tail whip is sometimes very deadly Is he resting on my fucking souls right now that is awesome Aha, even should I lose the battle? I've already won the war. I'm running for you wrong for you dumb as hell I'm right here. Haha. I Escaped with my dignity. Oh, bro. Just show it to me. I kind of wanted to do the hyper beam move That's kind of what I'm hoping for. Oh, baby. Baby. I am in tail whip vicinity right now I'm gonna have to engage thrusters here. Oh Come on Winston ride like the wind ride like the steed. I know you are That's instant death move run Winston Winston don't abandon me during my time of need get the fuck. Oh, I'm pointing at him I'm fucking pointing at him. Oh, I'm talking shit to a fucking dragon Oh Winston get the fuck out of here, man I'm going for the right healer the forbidden one here. He's doing the insta kill move Let's just not there's the insta fire kill move classic So really what I'm learning here is you just don't want to be too under him But you do want to be under and that's pretty much what we I was doing for the last drag No, all right. Do your hyper beam attack bitch. I'm gonna take a risk here. I'm in a bed on Winston. Oh I'm running. I'm literally running. Oh He's pulling out all the bitch strats now boys. We got this man just quaking in his dragon boots Oh, he's fucking scared. He's scared boys. Look at him. Look at him running Winston don't leave me in times of need. I don't know if Winston fucking like why he does that Is he just getting damaged and I'm not seeing his health bar my blind to the truth I got a focus. He's blending in with the rock. Do your hyper beam move and he's like not even interested in me He's like, well, who the fuck was I fighting? This guy is built fucking. Oh, no, I locked off There's no fucking way to walk off. Oh, I You have enough smithing stones to upgrade actually I might you know what you kind of spin right now Hold on that dragon is to OP for you right now. I will kick this dragon's ass. Oh, that's not even the right place Damn it. Oh, no, I don't even oh, no, there's grace there nevermind All right, hold on I went through a lot of emotions just then you guys must be new to how I do Elden Ring streams I didn't pick up my room. I forgot to pick up my rooms sell golden runes. Well, I have runes right here Dude, they're fresh. So I'll simply get these runes and then TP out All right, I'm out normally I'd fight you dragon, but I have better things to do actually, you know what? I'm gonna fight the dragon this one time because I'm I'm still in battle with him So I'm just gonna try to die closer to not the dragon's asshole He sure is taking a sweet fucking time All right, dragon you want to do battle at your den. Let's do battle at your den. Yes. Yes come to me over here Fucking he's smart. He's good. I Didn't get hit. Yeah, I can't wait to upgrade my sword again. God fucking dragon. Damn it Can we please battle closer to the thing you are a real piece of work, you know that? Okay asshole, I got his ass right after I go upgrade my greatsword my greatsword though because dude Have you seen this weapon this beast feel like that should be the answer that you need greatsword plus three, baby I had one more smithing stone. I would upgrade the fuck out of this again. This is my best weapon All right, my sword is upgraded. It's even better than it was before there's a better greatsword By the way, maybe stats wise, but there's no better sword than this one right here not in terms of aesthetic Which is number one stat. Oh fuck. Did my damage go down? I'm not too handy I was gonna say like I upgraded this ship for what? If I just stayed on the ground, maybe I maybe I low blow that fuck Shit out of this. I cannot wait until I beat this 10 extra damage She yeah But if I do 10 blows that adds up to a hundred simple maths aka worth lead them away from that little dragon Oh my god, get out of your little home, dude. Have you ever thought about leaving the nest adventuring a little bit? I just gotta flummox him. I got to hit this man with so many cross-ups. Okay now. We're probably good. I Jumped into his fucking chin. All right move to the side move forward away into the side and don't jump What in the foot that wasn't even an attack he just wanted to move finally I'm like him when I'm seeing from you dragon some some real go getter energy. Sadly. I'm going to kill you I miss my horse back on the old horse, baby. Shut up. Yes good attack patterns here Nice Oh Baby, baby. Oh my goodness. You did not have to do me like this. What you get one more stagger. All right Here we go. Here we go. Remember forward into the side Nice I'll mess it up here fellas. Let's not mess it up here. I'm not locked on I'm not locked on I can't see how could I fight what I can't see where is he? I'm not hitting. I'm playing this so slow. Oh He's dead. It's what I wish I could say die They call me the dragon slayer man I wish I didn't kill that thing when I was screaming for my life another dragon heart. I'm like that I'm like that me and Winston just killed dragons for fun in our free time Damn, I'm good. All right. Now we can Now there's now adventure awaits boys I need more endurance so that I can roll with the best of them and carry stuff like armor I still I'm still wearing this old cape man. I have the key