 Well, everyone, hello, hello, hello. Welcome back to the best sport in the world. We are back with Yves the Quiefe, Nestor, coming in with a wonderful game of golf for you today. We're going hard today, gamers, okay? We are going hard because why wouldn't we be going hard, you know? We always go as hard as we can when we play the golf game and we're perfect also. Would you look at that? All of the people in those houses there are going, I live here and I get to see that. Wow, how is my mortgage not higher? Terry, how can we afford this when we're seeing royalty on the field playing every day, you know? It's something that they think about. Oh, God, splendid, splendid, splendid. Oh, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, how do we afford this? I genuinely had such a fun time playing last time. Even though for some reason my mic was all weird, but you know, Terry's looks and charm and skill on the course really make up for it. Quack, wait. Okay, little, little bad. It wasn't great. It wasn't great, but not horrible either, not reliable. I don't need to see all the other people playing golf, okay? All I want to see is me playing golf. That's me playing golf. So thank you for drawing that to me, actually. How come I don't get to see the, uh, where it's going? Huh? I don't get it. Oh, I could have. I'm just dumb. I get it. It's all right. I would have made it the first time, but I wasn't sure about the, uh, the thing. So I got it in four. Nice. Where people were saying that I was like, oh, 13th. Oh, that's the whole, not the place that you're in. How do I know what place I'm in? I don't know if I'm playing with anybody else. I could have swung it a little harder. It's all right. It's all right. It's fair. That'll play, Johnny. That will play. All right, everybody up there, watch out because this is coming to you. Oh, I might chip it in. Oh, easy. Baby, get everybody out of here because they're all going to be pregnant by the time I'm done with this hole. Maybe I shouldn't have said, maybe I shouldn't speak ever. You know what I meant. You know what I meant. Like my golf game, golf game so good. This is embarrassing. This is so, so embarrassing. Um, if the queef master, not performing as well as I'd like for him to be performing, you know, but it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I didn't expect for my father to love me anyway. So, you know, whether I do good in this game or not doesn't change the fact. I'd like to point out that part is a joke. My father loves me very much. We have a very good relationship. I don't know what's up with me, dude. I'm, I'm, it's okay. It's okay. I'll be fine. I'll be fine because of this perfect swing. 101% power, but that's what's going to get us to the goal. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Now, this is a far putt. I'm not going to pretend like it's not because it really is. But with nature on our side, too fast. Oh, I fucked it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Reading breaks. Yeah. I don't, I get it. I understand it. I just didn't do it well. Okay. Karen, whatever. You can have custody of the children. It's fine. I don't make this whole, all right, Karen, this is our bet. If I make this whole, then I get them on weekends. Okay. And if I don't, you can have them full time. Oh, how about a mulligan? How about a mulligan, Karen? Come on. I got to see my baby boy. Come on. Karen, please. Don't take him away from me. Don't take him away from me. Oh my God. She's going to take him away. She's going to take everything away. She got the car. She got the house. Now she's going to have the kids. Oh, God. My whole life was banking on this one game, this one game of golf. And I, God, premature, just like other things. Oh man. Still on the fairway. So, you know, Swingland. Yeah. I get it. Okay. I get it. I don't have good pole game. God, it's going into the crowd. God, those people were nowhere near safe. But that, oh, now that was impressive up until it wasn't because I think I almost chipped it in. Shit. I keep going too fast or too early or whatever. Give me something. Oh my gosh. Terrible. There we go. Triple bogey probably. Oh my God. I got it in seven. This is bad. This is not good. Okay. This could be a hole in one. Okay. It's not, not going to be. It's not, that was so bad. How did I do that? Oh my God. I was so close to giving someone a concussion and permanent brain damage for life too. That is a nice slice of pie. So I could get it for par here because it is a par three. This could be it for par. Okay. Come on. Come on. Par's average. You're a very average man. That was beautiful. Does not get much better than that. That was nice. I mean, it does get better than that because that was par. So, right through the trees. Oh, kill the bird or two with that and that is nice on the fairway. Now, this is what golf is all about. Trusting your shot and following through and putting everything else behind you. You know, putting everything else behind you. Beautiful. Beautiful. I feel like we could have hit it farther. That's okay. Look at him. Look at him. A handsome man. A beautiful man. All right. Where's the wind blowing? Wind's blowing nine miles an hour over there. So, that's nice. Nice little correction there with the wind. That will play. Come on. Stay on the green. Might as well give up here. Okay. Maybe you should not have used that club, but it's okay. It's okay. Sure, just use less power. This putt is going to be long, but look at my legs. They are also very long. Look at them. Okay. We're going to have to make a big adjustment here. We needed a bigger adjustment. I just want to make this big putt, you know? You know, that was stupid. That was stupid of me. I'm rushing so much and look at how angry he is. Oh, my God. He recovered from this. Look at him. He's so sad. That was nine. Don't even put your hand up. Nobody wants. No one wants to look at you. You know, how is that happening? How is that happening? Oh, man. That was almost out of the park, homerun, dude. That's embarrassing. Now, there's just tree here. Fast, dance. That was nice. You know, kind of made up for my mistake here, and it will be a long putt, but if everybody could put their hands together and say a prayer, hey, let me get this putt, I deserve it. Thank you all so much for that. I really, really do appreciate it. Let's see where this is going. All right. Not as bad as I thought it would be to be completely honest. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Too much. Too much. Easy putt. It's an easy one. What did I do to deserve that? I would have rather been 20 feet away than do that. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You're gonna let me lose that by that much? That was despicable. That makes me so upset. So damn upset. All right, we're gonna go over here. Okay, stand on the green, please. Please stand on the green. There we go. Now, it's a little bit of a, it's a little putt. It's a little bit of a putt and that's okay. Now, watch as we split the difference here. Ready? Ready? Two and a little. I think that's it, guys. Just a little much. Just a little much. Let's see if we can chip this in here. Oh, I wish I was not so bad at this video game. All right, I got a bogey. What if I do a driver and drive it all the way to here? The path less traveled. Everyone, honestly, that was good. That was pretty good. And I think this is a fair fair. Yep. Yep. A little bit of, a little bit of power. Nice. Now, there you go. Give him that wave. Please, the crowd. Half the game of golf is, you know, pleasing the crowd. All right, this is gonna be a big one. Gonna be a big one. A bummer. A bummer. A little bit of a bummer. That was pretty good. Is that par? Is that par? I don't know. I skipped it too soon. I'm sorry. It's the before the rough. The fairway. There's the fairway and the green. There's the rough. There's the sand. And then there's the mid rift. What is this? It's not the, it's not the rough yet, because it's, you know, almost to the rough, but not quite. What is this? What is it called, Justin? Put it up on screen. Is it the mid rift? You guys just don't really know golf. God damn it. Come on, dude. Now that's the perfect, perfect putt right here. That's good. That's good. We're at plus 12. Not as bad as it could be. Oh, my lanta. Now that's a nice swing. Now that is a nice swing. And just like those brows. What do we got here? What do we got? All right, not too shabby. Birdie, birdie, look at this bird. That was incredible. Look at how big this was. 39 feet, baby. And look at him. He's so happy about it. That made his day. Aren't you happy for him? I would turn on commentators. I think I turned it off. I might have turned off commentators. Commentary. Turn that bitch back up. Come on. Come on now. Come on. Let's hear what they have to say about me. Let's hear what they have to say. Oh, that's no good. I think it's had another bunker. It's time to get out of the bunker. You manifested that. You manifested that. All right. I still don't really enjoy how it's like a weird YouTuber commentary, but it's okay. It's okay. We can do this. It's like a collab. We're doing this together, right? Well, you have to hold up your end of the deal here. Hello. Well done. This one's about 22 feet to the cup. Mm-hmm. Now, what are we looking at here? You got a name, fella? Huh? You got a name? That's a bummer. Four par. Okay. Not bad. That's good so far. It's par. Boom. There's your par. There's my par. There it is. Thank you so much for sitting at 11 over for the round. Here's a par five for us. Really nice swing. Sure was. Sure was. That's sitting pretty on the fairway, isn't it? We're around about, I'd say, 240, 245 to the pin. Mm-hmm. Okay. Let's go here. Let's drive it in. Taking driver off the fairway, Arya. That wasn't that bad. Chippin' in. Chippin' in. Well done. That was nice. Look at him. Four foot putt. It's actually a five foot putt. You f***ing idiot. Oh my god. Can you read? Dude, that's embarrassing. That one dropped and that's for birdie. That's for birdie. I could have gotten an eagle if I had chipped that in. Ten over for your round. And now teeing off on a par four. What is this commentary, dude? Like, actually, what is it? It's really weird. Also, why aren't there? Looks like we're going to the fairway. Why aren't there two people? Is it just because I'm just doing kind of a free skate? We're setting up about 120 yards out. Mm-hmm. Let's see. Fairly even on there. But we are going a little bit that way. Oh my god, that makes me horny. Dude, that was a nice hit. That was very nice. Good shot. That's all you have to say about that good shot. That was a perfect shot, bitch. Oh, I barely got to do anything on this. He's on a good line. That putt will drop and that's your second birdie in a roll. Let's get on the streak here. Yeah. Yep, birdies for the rest of the game. I'm currently sitting at nine over. Birdies for the rest of the game. It's blowing left to right here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Blowing left to right. That means we need to go a little bit over here. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Might go into the wah-wah. Going into the wah. Oh my splash. Setting up here now for our third shot. Well, don't do it again. Looks like a fair way off the tee here. Well, you might be wrong. Please, please forgive me, Lord. Okay, here's your fifth. Now, why couldn't we have gotten that from the very beginning, huh? That was nice. That was a good one. Lining up your sixth shot here. Now, that's fair. I like that. I like that. What did she say? We'll have a triple bogey on our scorecard. Love a triple bogey. This one's tracking. Okay, well played. I don't like the way that this guy speaks. I'm going to be honest with you. Oh, that was a fine swing. Fine swing. Thank you. I like the emphasis that you put on that. Stand the green. F*** me. Little like this. Oh, if I just had a twinge more power. Thank you so much, dude. I appreciate it. Nice to save par here. Nice. Nice. Time to head over to the next hole. Thank you. Thank you so much. Second to last hole here. 12 over for the round. Got a right to left breeze on this hole. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Got a right to left breeze on my ass. There we go. Coming in nice. Going to be a little... That's on the mid-drift. That's fine. Comment on that swing because that was great. Missed the green there on that one. This is our third shot. Little much. Dammit. I was bamboozled. Now this is big, but I think we can make it. Watch this. All you got to do is just... Oh, that's tough. That makes me sad. You're kidding me. You've got to be. It's still going? Oh, man. Let's get back on the green. You get big on the green. Setting up now for your fifth shot. Nice stick shot. Pretty easy. There we go. That'll crack. It's getting there. It's getting there. It is there. David, whatever your name is. I can't remember. 14 over for the round. Teeing off now in a long power four. Swing didn't feel right. You don't feel right. Setting up here in the first cut over. I'm just upset. You know? I'm just upset. But I think that'll fly. That'll fly nice and pretty. Well... Better luck next time. Better luck next time. Here's our third shot. See? Why does it? Why? Why? It's the clubs. It's the clubs, dude. They're telling me to do different things than I should be doing. Now you've got seven foot putt. Listen, seven feet. That's almost my height. So I should be able to make this with ease. And time seemed to fly by, didn't it? Just like that. The putt dropped and your round is over. And we find ourselves at 15 over par at the end of things today. And that's gonna do it for me. My job's done. Hopefully we'll see you again around here real soon. Is that good? What's an average golf score? 90. Okay, so I'm average. I'm average. I could have told you that. What is up my crazy crew?