 Hello everybody, welcome back to another Illumilani video. I'm gonna be playing Alice. This is going through Tundrafall and also the underwater level. I can't remember exactly what it's called. Also, sorry if I sound a little bit funny in this video. Bro. Also, sorry if I sound a little funny in this video. I did get the vid again. I know it's very sad. It felt like a mild cold and then I tested for shits and giggles and then it turned out that it was COVID. Wait, am I allowed to say that on YouTube or do I get shadow banned? Yeah, I guess there's not much explaining to do about the video, so let's get started. Well, this is crazy. It's not even, can I change the name of it? I guess I can't. I'm just gonna have to be playing on Nerdiversal's save file. Love that. Loading hint 022. This game really did try hard. I think it just crashed. Girl, we just started. Okay, at least this time it's gonna let me task manager it out. This is actually exactly why I put the task manager on the other page that the game doesn't open on because I knew it would do it again. Okay, there we go. Upgrade Vorpal Blade for faster, more effective attacks. That is an actual tip. Okay, so if you guys don't remember, basically we went to go see Nan Sharp and she's a prostitute now and Jack Splatter over here was like on his misogynistic shit and he smacked her and then he smacked me and knocked me out and then set fire to the whole place. And so Alice's trauma response is going underwater or to Tundrafall at least. That's where we're at right now. I actually really love fighting these things. I don't know what it is. I think they're just so full of combos. Oh, I don't have my thing yet. Okay, I guess I can't fight him yet. I guess we just walk past him. There is a tool I need to fight him and we just don't have that. What is it? Oh, I thought it was a colossal ruin. That's so cool. Oh my God, I just, I wasn't faced the right way because it locked onto the wrong person. That was my fault. I'm just a little dumb today. Listen, I just got off of an eight hour shift at work. Ah, I'm struggling out here. Oh my God, die. Oh, this upgrade is so smooth. Actually, do I have enough coins to upgrade my shit? Now is not the time to check, but I will check in a bit. Oh my God. It's big motherfucker alert. There is a pig snout somewhere. Where is that? I feel like it's on the sledge over here. Yes, it is. Okay, I gotta jump to the other place and then do that. But first, weapons. Nope, I don't have enough. I need to collect more teeth. Quickly or you're quicker. So in between filming of this video and the last videos that I made because I did them all on the same day, I did a lot, a ton of Alice research. I kind of fell down, well, you know, no pun intended, but a rabbit hole. And I found out this game was done on Unreal Engine, which was like at the time known for just like non-colorful environments. And look at this, it's just not that anymore. This is so cool to be like what they did with like an engine that like wasn't even known for this kind of thing. And now it's just stood the test of time because look at that. The graphics aren't the best. Like those stars aren't perfect and they're kind of big, but like the creative direction of this game, they really just went crazy with it. So yeah, I might nerd out about specific aspects of the rest of the video just because I read so much and it was all so fucking interesting. Yes, slide level. And it's my boy, the hobby horse. Another one of my favorite melee weapons. Give that shit to me. Wow, okay, this is great. And now let's use it, let's use it. Ooh, let's go. It's not fully upgraded. So this is gonna be a little bit clunky, but... Get over here, asshole. Yeah, get fucked. Oh, oh, I'm on top of him. Oops. Oh, die. There's so many of them, oh fuck. Again, this is another thing that I remember when I first played this game. I was so terrified to do it. And now look at me, it's my favorite level now. And I mean, yeah, sure, I'm still getting warmed by them, but at least I'm having a great time while I get warmed. Nope, give me my teeth. I am, I don't even have enough for the next weapon. It's like 600. Why does that feel more expensive than the last time I played this? Even though I know it's not. Inflation affected the Alice timeline. This is a Ragellarum? No, it's a memory, but I would like to Ragellarum. Oh, god damn. Well, nobody ever said I was good at making jumps. The recent competition of governments in fitting out polar expeditions is a needless waste of human life. What ship sink? I love how I remember that though. Can I get up there? I need to crush that. Yes, I can. Oh, I almost lost it too. Let's get that. I hope it's a Ragellarum. It is not, and it is quite simply collectibles, but there was another one over here that I'm gonna check out really quick before I go. Oh, no, that's a nice room. Kind of fucking with the soundtrack in this one. Oh, what the fuck? I have never noticed that before. Another one? Yeah, okay, whatever. Damn, my skills are not sharp today. Maybe it's the lack of caffeine. Maybe I should have drank caffeine at 5 p.m. I'm also just so used to the fully upgraded items because that was the last time I played is I had them fully upgraded. First thing I'm upgrading is this hobby horse, actually. The knife is fine, the hobby horse needs work. What does it cost? What does it cost? What does it cost? 500? Okay, I'm almost there. It's cheaper than the Vorpal Blade. That's fucking creepy. Very little things give me a viscerally scary feeling. But things that are underwater do. This level doesn't, because it kind of feels above water when you get in, but I don't know. Oh, wait, what's over here? Oh, yeah, bottle. Okay, good. Yeah, none of this feels very underwater, so it's not the scariest to me, but there are some parts that are a little bit uncomfortable because the vibes are just bad. You know what I mean? I don't know if I'm explaining myself right. It's like uncomfortable colors. I don't know. I feel like the girls who get it get it and the girls who don't don't. Slide level, slide level. Oh, my beloved. I love you slide levels. No, no. Ah, no. Oh, I missed that. That was such a sharp turn in my defense. Okay, that wasn't too bad. I wasn't going fast enough to get thrown off on that one. Oh, the ambiance is so creepy right here. It's just air. Oh, they actually died pretty easy to the pepper gun. God, okay. I'm so tired of this enemy. I'm so tired of you. You're cringe. Don't take it out on me because you have three faces. That's not my fault. Oh, oh, get a desk, get a desk, get a desk. We're almost there. Ah, nice. It's not even that he's hard. It's just that I keep getting him at every level. I'm just so tired of him and his little bowling ball fire things. Nice, Ragellarum. I think this is our first one just because we've missed so many. Unless there wasn't any in the beginning level. Maybe there wasn't any Ragellarums in the steampunk level. I feel as though that may be the case now because we didn't see a single one there. No way they were that hidden, right? I don't know. Editing me, find out what Ragellarums are in the first level. This is beautiful. Here's a little something to keep your brain. How is the queen of heart? He talked over himself. Ah, both are cruel. Both are indiscriminately destructive. Both are powerful in all ways, but the typhoon doesn't mean to be. I think I remember this one from the Alice movie and they were like, you're wrong, but I think this is the correct answer. Yep. Excellent. Ooh, I'm too smart. I have an IQ of at least three. And that thing right there that you just saw to paint the roses, you're getting health. When you paint a full rose, you get another rose on your health bar. Where do I go? Oh, there we go. Oh, God. Oh. See, I'm glad it shows me the way there, but that is a lot of walking. A lot of walking of that I just don't feel all too necessary. It seems like the secret area that would have the interesting collectibles. This just feels so far. Am I taking a shortcut? I kind of don't want to because there's other stuff over there. Socks, say hi to the camera. Hi, camera. Hi, camera. Oh, goodness. We're going the wrong way. Is this supposed to come out this way? Yes, it is. Got distracted by my cat. Oh, don't like that that fish is lurking. You make me uncomfortable. Okay, I want to get back to where I was because I don't want a shortcut. Okay. Well, I guess it's going to make us take a shortcut. Well, there's a purple glowing light over there. It looks interesting. And gold teeth right there. Okay, we're getting that. Seems like there's a lot of exploration right here. There we go. There's the gold teeth. I love how hauntingly quiet this level's music is. Wow. That is so beautiful. I'm going to save this as a screen saver as well. Think I could make that? I think I could make that. Oh, I did make that. No. Oh God, I wasn't prepared for that. All right, let me in. Girl, that's sharp. Oh. Best dive now, Admiral, or the sharks will have us for lunch. I hate this level. Like not even a way that it's just hard. I just, there's nothing interesting in this. So we're going to be speed running this. The music is just so intense for no reason. I'm just shooting sharks. I don't even get teeth for this. All right, let's get this over with quickly. Wait, pause the speed run. I just realized how low quality this boat looks. Ah! I wasn't even paying attention. Why? Why didn't I kill it? Oh God. That is shaking my brain. Oh God, I have four hearts. I'm going to be so mad if I make it out of this ridiculous level dead. Just to get a bit anyway, well, glad that's over and it's only going to happen another time in this level. Aw. Dog, going in a different direction, my aunt Fanna, if I had one. Going off the rails more like bloody disaster. Now I'm shipless. The old railroad's dead. And this new thing's a monstrosity. It never runs on time. Engineers are sleep at the switch. What I don't know about it can't hurt me. Say no more. Not as good as a wink. Change the subject. We avoid speaking about the thing whose name should not be spoken. Hearing something useful about this new train would make for a change? You don't respect the suffering of others. Go ask your questions in smart remarks to Caterpillar. I'm sorry Admiral, really? Please, tell me what you know about the train. I'll just say we've escaped a contaminating corruption. Count yourself looking to be down here. But I don't want to escape. I want to stop it. I must stop it to save myself. And Wonderland too. Nonsense. Speak more nonsense. Divisions rule the day. The show must go on and so on. And speaking of shows. We won't. Well, never mind. Here's a ticket for the show. Carpenters mounting, use it. Deluded depths. This guy's low key a boomer the way he talks. I don't know, it just gives boomer energy. Aw, sorry bestie. Can I get in here? Yay, I can. Oh, oh, oh. Go crazy, Walshard. Go crazy. Scound from the accessory left unseen. Destroy all evidence of it and deny it some assistance. He said, I will not be caught dead wearing something that's ugly. Oh, it's so dark. I think maybe because I'm floating, that's why it doesn't feel so like scary deep sea and it's not like super dark. Like there's still light coming through here. That's still a good amount of light. Show me it to me. Wow, very nice. I feel like this is nicer though. Like that looks so, wow. That looks so beautiful. What's in here? No way it's another radula room again, right? Oh no, okay, gold bottle. Okay, the whale noises do scare the shit out of me. I will admit. Also this scares the shit out of me. That makes me uncomfortable. Big features in the ocean. Also horrible. I was just telling my boyfriend the other day that I get uncomfortable with like shipwrecks because they're so big in there in water. Like the Titanic. I used to watch that when I was younger and just be afraid, but also super interested for some reason. Where is it at? There it is. Wow. Thank you so much for putting it in there. Okay, let's grab it. Let's grab it, let's grab it. Terrifying. Ooh, there's a treasure over here. And also teeth. I think the graphics are having trouble processing all of this like waviness that the walls are doing. It definitely seems a lot less smooth than the other levels. That's fine. It's still beautiful. This level also introduces a villain that I'm not particularly fond of. I think it's like the drowned sailor or something like that. Oh, hey, another room. Wait, really quick? God, that's so beautiful. Oh, we go there later actually. It's crazy. You can kind of see the whole map from here. All right, let's go. What's the last one in the library? The light of the fire? The log I added to the grate was dead when I went upstairs to bed with Dinah. If it wasn't, I may be responsible for my family's deaths. You keep thinking that, girly. Maybe give yourself some grace. Your entire family is dead. Can we constructively work through this trauma here? I feel like your therapist isn't doing a good enough job. Oh, yep, there's that drunk I was telling you about. I forget how to defeat him. Oh, that's how you do it. Okay, so you just shoot his bombs. Okay, and then wait till he gets his bombs again and then, ah, got your ass. Okay, I could not figure out how to kill these for the life of me the first time. And so I spent so much time at this level right here. I think it's just because I refuse to use my pepper grinder. I refuse to use long range weapons. And now look at me. I call that character growth. If I'm not mistaken, I feel like this level is a lot more just like running around and doing tasks as opposed to like fighting enemies or anything like that, which isn't too bad. Oh, that's really cool. That is really, really cool. What is that? That's not Hatter's domain, is it? But underwater? That's kind of trimming me out. Anyways, there's just so much exploring on this level, I think, because it's all underwater and they just put a bunch of structures everywhere. It's actually pretty cool. Also, also, if I'm not mistaken, this level is as far as PewDiePie got. I went further than PewDiePie. That's right, guys. Too good, better than PewDiePie. It's not even true. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say things that were untrue. I'd just be lying sometimes, okay? I know where that picks out. There it is. Ooh, more teeth. I think I should have enough to upgrade my hobby horse now. Let's check. Yes, I do get that upgraded because we are at the ass one right now. Nice, okay. And I have one left of the pepper grinder, two more of the hobby horse, and two more of purple blade, and then I still have to get another weapon later on. Barrel bottom. What lies beneath this patina of civility? Something wicked, I'll wager. So true, Cheshire Cat. He's on it today. There's so many pigs now it's in this level. Jesus Christ. So I think this guy, yeah. This guy is American McGee's favorite character. I believe just because he's so eccentric, watch. You'll meet him. There really is a lot more people in this level than in the last one. In the Hatter's Domain, it was all fucked up Dodo's and stuff. This is a Rageloom room? Yes, wow. Okay, that happened so fast. Kind of one Rageloom right after the other. There's no time to waste. There's no time at all. I'm not sure how I'm feeling about my combat skills right now, but I guess all I have to do is run. I just have to keep juking them. I can't get past me. You're not fast enough. Ooh, took a moment. That looks very cool. I never realized how pretty the background of this was. It's just the Hatter and the Bunny at some point. Oh, oh, no, no way. Oh, I thought that would have made me fail the Rageloom room. Sorry, I was so engrossed in the backgrounds and who was here, but I do think that another person sits at this table later on because I thought that chair was filled. I swear to God. Okay, I see. Easy money. Give me my ink. All right, good job, y'all. We did that. We went death con three on those guys. Can I talk to you? I could blow you up. No, I cannot. I'm a hand. Where is he? I think we, oh, we were already here, weren't we? I went the exact wrong way. I would explain some things. Maybe there's collectibles up here. What's out here? He's too easy. He literally just holds his bombs up and they blow him up and he never learns. Oh, a memory. Okay. Most theatricals and gaffes are unsuitable for young persons. Punch and Judy dust ups are no more than oh, she's a hater of the theaters. That's a little unbased of you, mother. I don't like how you're smiling at me. You're freaking me out, man. The platforming in this level is so fucking long, holy shit. I actually hate these. They're kind of annoying. Did just disappear into the floor? No way I killed it that fast. Okay. Ew, I don't like your squelching. Oh, there's so many. Oh, come on. Open up your next. Come on, maybe later for you then. God, he's just floating there, menacingly not doing anything. Okay, you know what? See you later, buddy. I think you missed the memo on what your job was. Oh no, now he knows it. Jesus. See what I mean? My skin has made a remarkable recovery since then. Like I don't look like I was burned at all. Like normally I'd have like scars or something, but like no, she kinda, she did very well. I feel like all the energy that was used to make her skin good again was not used in her brain. In fact, I think maybe her skin took a little bit of the energy that it took from the brain and now she's losing her mind. What does that say about society? Oh no, I hate this. I don't wanna, I don't wanna run. No, I don't wanna do this. Oh, should I just have shot it? Oh. Ugh. Oh, I barely made that. My time management in video games is not the best. I don't know if I've been recording for. Damn, I've been recording for 52 minutes. I don't wanna end it right here because I feel like nothing has really happened. There is a lot of gameplay coming up though. I don't think I can go up any of these yet cause these are gonna be for later. So let's just ignore that for now. Wait, this is lit up. What's in here? Oh, okay, yeah. It's closed. Speak to me, theater man. Really? I didn't even know. My pregnant show is about to pop. It requires only a medicament of your health velocity. I don't have much experience, but I do need to reconstruct my... Wiccambata, have a nice screwdriver, nearly new, or a nice hammer. There's a train that's corrupting Wonderland and I'm looking for help to restrain or destroy it. Most fecitations, no doubt, would address that monstrosity directly. That's to say, eventually. Now, let's intermediate more important matters. Due to a logistical foul of some of the show's requisites need to be gathered. The munificent script needs fetching. The writer's overly imaginative in exploring several ending incidents. Then you'll need to assemble the show's tuned death music. And finally, gather our stars. The show's tasty and a tasteful performer. You should leave now. The essentiality of haste is essential. That was the most pleasant cut scene. Why don't you assemble these things yourself? An impresario has arrangements. Ducks in a row, Mr. Fry calls to Newcastle, et cetera, et cetera. Fetch the script from the writer. Then Wiccambata, or Cater or Latter, is the case they do. Is the writer cantankerous? To a personage of your distinguished repudiation? I blush at the notionality. He's an octopus, by the by. Lives of that way, ta-ta. All right, can I hit you? I can't hit him. So I don't think Alice knows this guy. He was like, I'm glad to see you again, but I don't think she knew him. Let me kill you. Dude, he's fucking tall. Oh, yikes. I mean, I guess everybody is a little bit larger than me. I don't know what it is. Bad vibes. Anyways, let's get the octopus first. Then I think we'll stop right there. You're sufficiently fortified to kick some ass to boot these creatures of the future. Let Cheshire Cat say ass. Better yet, let Cheshire Cat say fuck. Okay, yeah, let's get the octopus and then we'll go from there. Not the fucking stoner crab. Nice. Oh, he's too easy. Oh, actually, he's kind of got some weight on him. They kind of take a while to kill. Okay, yeah, that took three hits. Why are there so many? The first time I fight them, why are there so many? Two down, one more. A lot of button mashing to fight this guy. All right. I'm kind of already getting so tired of this level that I don't even want to do the collectibles anymore. That's just a lot of work. If I get them, I get them. If I don't, well, then I don't. Wait, actually, what am I doing up here? I am lost. Maybe I go in here and figure it out. Nope, that's not the way. I feel like something's glitching out and not letting me go in. Oh, duh. God, post-work brain is no brain at all. Into the creepy fish head we go. Speak to me. He has like a right distillery with a palitosis and urine. What is halitosis? Unrecognized genius. It's a piss off. More empties than a Dublin brewery. The carpenter sent me. The starters. The carpenter is a pucilanumous, parsimonious, petty foggy moron. That's as maybe, but he sent me for this script. I need your needs a shite. I need a drink. Who cares? I need those responsible for my abortive career in chains. No joy. I need to know what love is. The world is mum. Just now. I need a dose of hide and seek. Find me right there, babe. Be quick about it. We can deal. Yeah, I love this guy. He's like Rick, but if Rick was in octopus form and also a writer. Look everybody, it's octopus Rick. I like unconcealed ways. I need you gold tooth, my beloved. Also, these are breakable look. But why would I waste wine like that? You know, what night only? Totentanz featuring the fabulous oyster sisters. Oh, that's the play that's going on today. Carved into the side of a sunfish. All right. Where the hell do I go from here? Okay, dude, where do I go? This is not giving me any clues. It's just as the octopus is over here. Maybe he's in one of these bottles. Yes. Okay. I just missed him. He was in here the whole time. That's why he wasn't letting me proceed. This is too easy. Oh, so this one was lying to me. It hadn't even happened yet. God damn. I hate the ones where you lift it from one side and have to shoot it from the other. Cause now I got it just run. Although I will say my gun is probably so upgraded that it does take a lot less time now. Yeah. Okay. See, thank God. I have so much more wiggle room. When I first played this and I didn't bother to upgrade my pepper grinder, it was much more difficult. Wait, there was something over here before I come over here. Oh, a gold bottle. Yeah. So I did put this in the notes of one of my older videos, but I did find out that the bottles actually do unlock something. He just inked me, bro. God damn it. Why didn't it jump that high? Now I gotta do it again. Oh, come on. Let me jump. Thank God. Oh God. I almost didn't make that one. That one was a twofer. I hate it. God, no way. It's gonna make me do it at third time. You are so cringe game. Make up a new mechanism. My God, we gon' get this octopus and then we are done. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh! I almost lost that one. God damn. Just for a fucking jumping pad. Be fucking for real. B-F-F-R. Okay, but this is gonna be the third time catching him. So he better come back with me. There you are, asshole. Come here. You have a script to write. God. Now I gotta fall into the library. Oh no, it's right here. Maybe complainin'. I'll bring the script to the theater. A true artist. I like this guy. Easily one of the most normal characters in the whole game. Okay, see I thought it was just gonna take me back to the theater. Okay, I think this level might be a four-parter actually because there's kind of a lot going on in this level. So there's this coming up right here and then you finish the show and then you have to collect the drowned sailors and then there's the part after that. So next part I'm gonna do this guy and then I'm gonna do the divas and then the sailors. Yeah, yeah, that sounds right. Okay, yeah. I've been recording for an hour and 17 minutes now and this is gonna be held to edit, especially in Da Vinci. So we're gonna leave it off right here. If you guys liked this video, make sure to give it a like and tune in for the next Alice video. That'll come out either next week or the week after that depending on what video comes out next. I hope to see you next time, guys. Bye.