 Don't float Christmas card. Who's ready for this next battle make some noise special one right now? It's a one-rounder. It was set up on five days prep because unfortunately the Who dropped out one dropped out. I mean it was supposed to be him and Rob Wilson blah blah blah But now it's a one-rounder with so Jitsu, so we're gonna get into this right now We got Harry Baker make some we got so Jitsu Baker we're gonna get right into this shit Figured that it's Christmas right So I get started with that Cracker shit Was men a team up with the league's best ginger rapper. Yeah, it's back to shit You're driving a sandwich a salmon silica gel in between crackers is and just bring very little presents bad jokes and dodgy Hats in this way very little presents bad jokes dodgy hats. That's like a cracker shit What dog doesn't bark a hot dog? They said how do you feel about battling soul I said what big news a title match Harry Baker versus so it's Jew He'll lose that relatively new chain like they just sold it to they said no soul Jitsu known for exposing dudes I thought well I better not wear any old shit shoes You are more annoying than having to sneeze with no tissues You're more annoying than karaoke with no tissues I didn't know whether to write bars or jokes for you sir Baker brought the best of both like hovis, dude Cuz on the first day of the Christmas card Bama Lam sent to me Somebody doesn't prayer properly for battles He's got another battle See when I got this with five days prep I thought excellent I'll try and set some time aside and put a little bit of effort in when you got the fireplace prep He thought excellent. I'll do another round about how I didn't prep for this HK Ain't worth the ink from your pen, but then seventh birthday main stage you did it again the biggest battle of your life Why should that be different unless? You were saving yourself for a last-minute one round of it the Christmas of Because I was so shit super the hundred bullets Here's what I know through this main stage battles are like Helen of Bonham Carter's lawyers settled that once with her partner They don't suit him And that is one of the differences with this blagger in me how we've reacted to the chance that we've had in the league Because bullets shouldn't be a problem with a man from the street But you were given the shot and couldn't handle the heat About what I'll say pamphlet matter making big steps with vets. You're just another newbie getting sunned like in sex did sex Ten battles or so it's blessed, but you're the worst opponent of a path to date and I am his best That's why there's got the feeling of an American card. It's got confound He was like Corvette Because he was like Corvette like an American car. I was like cheer rookie See if you think we must hang like American cars you've got like you can't afford focus Camera enthusiast and wants to buy an expensive lens Or an American car Because oh This is where it gets exciting Because I've forgotten what I'm right You're new this when you choke is kind of whack, bro. When I choke quill promised that he'd have bitters back up Where is quill There is quill You were joking I can go to the bar grab you some coax That's a couple bars that you haven't for soft. Yeah, now you can carry over the floor now You're basically a polished turd that never brings a polish third The first rounds are amazing your last rounds are terrible today. That is the same thing so this could be incredible I Thank you for stepping in when and Rob stay ducking then next on the menu. So Jitsu stay ducking when he enters the venue As you can't fit through doorways properly When you walk into news agents you get accused of snobbery because you're looking down on their top shelf pornography So I have no idea if you're a real fucking skank man But you are the same height as well fucking dang, man Soldier dips in and out of yolks like a boiled fucking egg, man And I was big on the slam poetry scene in Germany in 2014 like Julia fucking Engel, man Google dust Yes, still you wouldn't find a bigger plank in all of B&Q I Make the crowd screw face like they sort of need a poo Leaving them awkwardly bemused is all you seem to do so now I'm removing soul-like orthopedic shoes I'm removing soul-like punching caustic force the league to do Moving so like you've got thought you've got that Removing so that you've got surf fish when you're a vegan dude Removing soul like that moment you die your aura is leaving you so I need to bring him back to life like soul To soul lyrics because if souls ever been consistent and souls to soul witness even at his best I only fuck with summer souls. This is so he's still getting sun that is peaked like summer souls. This is You're from Redbridge Redbridge Known for his award-winning parks and open spaces Redbridge, yeah, he walks around with that golden gate. That's a red bridge You have the swagger of an incredibly awkward part from Bristol called Tim Ledwidge And if you don't know who Tim Ledwidge is I just made that up to make my punchline sound edgy as shit Now he is real You called out Juan then battled Juan then called out lethal Bizzle He couldn't make it today Sent a poet from the streets of Bristol so Pow you don't know about me I'm Harry to the beat It's fun to rhyme pass but in Leeds peace soldier took away my hood and grind past And to finish I now have a question about his erection This is not something I say often But when you get a boner do you call it the rock because that's another name for Dwayne's Johnson It doesn't matter if you First of all fuck Danny Jack He said that Frankie Fraser was a real fucking skank man. He's not he's a real fucking pen I'll say it again Harry Baker howdy neighbor I watched your battle with O'Shea and I agree your nan's a Gary taker Your dad is Danny Baker And if you ran into Margrist you'd form a pack of quavers He said that I Allheartedly apologize for my last performance. I know it's a tad bit late, but they have given me Harry Baker So I've got to say thanks to ban today card This has come as a massive favor seeing that our stars compliment each other like Danny J first Frankie Fraser I took a leaf out of pamphlets page just to say that I rap it greater when I'm multi and Harry Baker with Harry Baker It's Harry Baker rhymes with Harry I'm gonna keep rhyming Harry Baker with Harry Until I remember why I actually wrote No, real shit I Won't get I usually rap about how the grams of came bring me major stacks of paper Or I talk about guns, but in this crowd guns shop nigga, that's a taser For battles, I usually prep the day before the battle day or actually later But this time it was two days prep you can thank me later Actual bakers need to make dough to make dough so they need to make No This Baker makes dough with poetry I make dough by growing trees not the smoking trees that cocoa leaf that makes a product with the potency to turn motherfuckers into Overdosing things I could do bars. I could do jokes, but I'm doing bad bars jokingly Because I know this leak they always want the boom bag to go no put on the show with geeks But I'm neither or because I chose my niche Don't flop made it cool for no say don't flop made it cool for the nerves to chat that shit and talk that smack in a Rackers face K-Shine has given the green light to not take that shit by smacking a rappers face So stick to your poetry Let me explain you cross the line you get smack back to your lane So fuck a poetry slam that would get a poet be slammed and don't flop ain't banning us I could give you the left or the right they're both bangers you could hit the gym It won't matter because when you wear a t-shirt the t-shirt looks like it's still on the coat Yeah Harry Baker Just because you wrote a book of puns doesn't mean you wrote the book of puns No one gives a no one gives a shit what bakers punning because all the dope flock fans love my pun That's all the dope flock fans love my puns Bakers doesn't So you want to play a game on puns you think mine is weak my pun game is dr. Jekyll in a turban that's hide and seek Should I come should I continue? You'll probably break down the word continue, but that doesn't make you talented that just shows us to continue That's why I'm cunting you Because those schemes and office bars are something stupid cunt teens use Yo I'm not gonna fuck up again because this is the event at the end The old so Jitsu is dead the one that doesn't prep restart off the top of my head and He said that he meant that I'm putting that to bed, and if you don't believe me just remember That's what I said because that's what I meant And no, I didn't throw it away That's why yeah, Merry Christmas When did a get lost on his odyssey You look like a default character on the way