 And that's what I said to her, she's like terrified of me, then fucking wild. All right, everyone, it's our Christmas special. Is it that camera? I'm looking at and we, we kind of got here and we say, yeah, have one bomb. Have one bomb before we got started and we are fucking rocked. What the fuck happened? Police, Navi. Look at how high we all are and Matt can't. Oh, no, I can't. Oh, my work comes first. Everyone, seriously, it's all I care about. Concrete. So Matt, sitting is sober and us three are stoned out of our minds. And it's a Christmas special. So you don't know what will happen. And we're going to call it the High-Mess, High-Mess. Mary High-Mess, the High-Mess special. The High-Mess special. All right, there is a drink of green stuff there and there's that there. And I give it only about 10 minutes before Michael attacks this and that goes. Well, thank you very much, Matt. That's actually racist, what you just said. Yeah. Fucking hell, we're going to have to cut that. You haven't even said Connors here. Look, everybody. Hey, don't. They fucking touched me in there. This fucking green tunt. Yeah, Michael vomited on it. He's my new chair. I'm on a mat. It's good I can lean against the wall, but covered in vomit. But my nose doesn't smell it. Yeah, well, that was on at our finale of our last podcast. We've vomited on that fucking thing, didn't we? Well, Michael vomited on that fucking thing. We gave Matt his new chair and it's a play mat from imagine like you're the doctors and you're waiting in the waiting area and then there's like toys. By the way, before we continue, everyone, this is I don't know how this podcast is going to go. There's very little structure to this and we feel like you should probably get high as well. So let's start with a bone fucking break. I don't know if we should have one. Maybe. Connor, come back in now, as I was saying, where's my baby? Connor's here. But he's also going to be editing and we're back. Yeah, like I was saying, we're going to get super high so we don't know what's going to happen. So and you know how sometimes when you're high, things are funny and then you're sober and then you're like, oh, that wasn't that funny. So I reckon make sure you have make multiple bongs. Yeah, have a few bongs rather than a sit back, get ready. Let's talk about the live show. Yeah, so Michael vomited on that fucking week. And what happened to you, Connor? Because you said the fans kept like grabbing at you and shit, which I found funny after. Yeah, I mean, I just walk into the audience is like about to start. And I just say, fuck you. Fuck you, Connor. Fuck you. Come on, come on. Fuck you. And I sit down and this fucking do behind me is just like massaging my back. And I'm like, fuck it. This is fucking awesome. And then they start touching my head. Is that why you didn't come out? Yeah. I was like, fuck, come on, come here. I'm feeling that I know I wasn't upset. I was just like, I feel like it's old. I was like, OK, yeah. What did you what did you think of the live show? You're someone who's just very funny. I thought it was fucking awesome. We wasn't like a bit nerve wracking before. And then when we got out there, it was fine. Yeah, I think Matt was was a little bit quieter than usually. No, it's good. But it was it was fun. We had Shooter there. Yeah, shoot it, man. He was fucking wild beforehand. I couldn't believe. Yeah, what I was seeing it before he came. I was like, wow, I'll be sweet. I'll be sweet. Yeah. Oh, man. He was he was. Yeah, it's crazy seeing him now after seeing him like watching him in 2012. Yeah. Like YouTube shit. Yeah, that's right. It's wild. He hasn't changed much. Yeah. Oh, man. Fun night. Yeah. What else happened in the show? Yeah, I feel like there's. Oh, you know what we've forgotten to do is pay the fucking comment winners still. So come on, my God, you're watching. No, it's due. There's been so much going on. All right, but I've remembered. Look, I'm remembering right now. The amount of fake so that came forward. Yeah, yeah. That also is. No, but we know who I was though, right? We know it doesn't we know who was one of them. Fucking talking. I think Julian knows the anyway. Anyway, comment winners. If you're watching this, I'm not going to say what to do, but just comment on this YouTube video. OK, just comment your own personal email. Now everyone's going to do it. Yeah, now we get around this. How do we get around? We're in a conundrum. There's one guy who has called me on my phone number zero four. I had about four people try and spell one of the names. The guys are all different and they all sent me messages going, hey, man, I'm here to claim my money. We're going to. This is what we'll do tomorrow. We'll rewatch the comment winners and then and Julian knows who one is. So yeah, we'll just figure it out tomorrow. Don't worry, comment winners. We are still paying you. I'm so sorry it's taken so long. We have let's horrific of us disgusting. I hate myself. You must be so excited to get a thousand dollars and then day after day, you don't want to be in the morning. They budgeted their Christmas shopping. Oh, my holiday bills coming up, boys. Wow, we have to do it. Yeah, we have to do it tomorrow. Electricity bills due. Oh, shit. Also, we went out with with a lot of you guys after that. I was fucking heaps fun. Yeah, we met. Yeah, it was good hanging out with the fans because they all have the same sense of humor. I was fucking there was so many people showed up that when I walk through the door, I was trying to get to you guys just couldn't. Everyone was just so happy to see and meet. Oh, man, no, I'm wrestling arm wrestlers. Arm wrestling, yeah, I'm not snorting. Yes, this dude was like put a whole thing of fucking salt out and just snorted the whole thing because I made us do suicide shots. Yeah, it was a we snort. Yeah, it was a fucking nail. It was a good night. One money and there was another guy. He got us to carve our initials into his arm with a with a razor. Dude, what the M plus M we did. You carved them into his arm. I did one M and then went plus. Are you fucking serious? Not like Dave or anything. It was so weird. Like did anyone film that? Yeah, yeah, we filmed it. But we I don't think we can use that though. It was it was like too dark. It could be promoting like self-mutilation. OK, but yeah. Well, which yeah, it is. And even us talking about it now is because we were like, wow, this is so cool, man. This is so cool. Yeah, we were like, like ten beers deep. Like, yeah, fuck it. Let's just go with that name. It's because it's a weird thing to ask someone. Hey, man, do you mind? Like I would have taken some balls for him to come up to us and just like, hey, can you carve your names into my arm? Oh, man. Look how long my neck is before we continue. Go there. You need to get closer to this. Yeah, it's incredible. Are people listening on Spotify? My neck's like 70 centimetres long. Surely it's a benefit. It's like an evolutionary. Yeah, but think of the whiplash that I suffer. From running, just from simply running, severe whiplash. And if I have to sprint, there's a danger I could snap my neck clean. I'd change direction too quickly. Like a sloppy giraffe. Yeah. Anyway, live show was heaps fucking fun. And we're, yeah, we're definitely going to do it again next year. We get a bigger venue. So lots of people wanted to come. Bigger venue. Yeah. Yeah, 100 percent. We're going to get Brisbane Entertainment Center. Actually, like, how many seats? Two hundred. It's fucking pretty big, like huge. Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, we didn't know it would sell out so quickly. So, yeah, next time we'll maybe go like 500. I reckon let's do, yeah, the Entertainment Center. Brisbane. The Entertainment Center is like 20,000 people. I'll make a call at Suncorb Stadium. Can't... Oh, dude. How's that, Matt? At least the Gabba. And then there'll be 500 people scattered around Suncorb to watch us. Only 500 tickets will sell, but we'll book out Suncorb. Without any projectors there, so it's just... And they can't hear us. And they can still have seats at the back. And they're facing the other way. Sorry. That was good. That'll be a good prank. What were we just talking about? What's been... What have you guys been filming? Oh, man. We haven't spoken to anyone. Fuck me. We're like 14 weeks ahead on the website. You guys, well done. Which is huge. That's a great effort. Well, we've got like two days of work left. Man, last week I had fucking gastro on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. And so we couldn't work. Then James got it like two days ago. And James does his work for us. So again, we just had to like... It's just been fucked, man. It's such a scramble at the end of the year. And we filmed a real shit video today. And we were just like, fuck it. We did the How Many Layers of Christmas paper to stop Santa. But we got through the fucking 69 layers. And we're just like, fuck it. That'll do. Santa can always get through. He wouldn't think that he could get through 69 layers. That's quite a lot. Yeah. Because 40 was like rough. A little bit. But like, I broke through it. So like, yeah, it sucks. We just didn't have the time or resources. Oh, and yeah, we had so much other shit to do. We got another YouTube strike for sexual... For what? For sexual behavior. There's one of our videos, the best of, where I just recycle an old clip of Michael holding a cloth on his dick and asking, you can't see his privates at all. And it's funny because the original video is still up and monetized. Half a million views. No one cared. But now we get a strike for it. We recycle it. And it's sexual content. There is no nudity. A girl walking on the beach in a G-string is showing far more skin than Michael was. And like, even if you upload it, they give you the strike. It's not just... Yeah, it was scheduled. It wasn't even out. It was scheduled. When it was scheduled. Yeah. Yeah, that's frustrating for you. For fucking nudity. Why not just remove it? Why not just be like... Yeah, or just say, hey, this is the way... You know, it gives a warning. Did you challenge that? Yeah, yeah, I appealed. But they're not getting the... Usually they get back to you like pretty quickly, but they're not getting back to me this time. I feel like something's gone wrong. Yeah. Anyway, that's our problems. Yeah. I had the Christmas party on for the office. Oh yeah, we're going to have our Christmas party soon, boys. And we're going to have a here at the fucking brownery. Wait, what? We're having a Christmas party here. I think so. I thought we were playing golf. Oh, that's right. Yeah, golf. I don't think we'll have... I'm thinking about the boys' trip. Boys' trip will be here. The boys' trip will be at the brownery this year. And we'll film a bit of it. And if I can... Yeah. A Christmas party. Can you guys give us some good Christmas party ideas? It's going to be in between Christmas and New Year's. So an after Christmas party. I don't know. Bowling. Yeah, like what can we do? Bowling. Aspley bowling. Last year we went to a fight night. It was fun, but there's no, like, fight nights on. Bowling. Imagine it just go bowling. Bowling, dude. Matt loves bowling. Fucking hate bowling. Whitewater rafting. He picks up his women. Whitewater rafting. That would be fun. And Obi-Wan. Yeah, we're from Brisbane, though. There are no boats. We're not allowed to use boats. We can just float down the Brisbane River. Yeah. In life jackets. In life jackets. Asking for help. We could definitely, we could do a blow up down the creek style sort of vid. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so unbelievable. We've gone far too high for this. By the way, before we get even higher, you guys, you need to start buying athletic greens, all right? All right, that's the sponsors done. Is this the drink? No, no, seriously. We love athletic greens. We've been drinking it. We still drink it every day. And you do feel a burst of energy, literally like five minutes. It's like having a coffee, but like not a, you don't get that crash. And it's insanely healthy. 75 nutrients. Spill it all over the fucking place. Yeah. Michael's spilling it all over the floor. And this is the powder. So you just open to your powder into a cup and then you fucking neck it. This is Connor's first time trying it. Just make sure you rinse the cups. And he doesn't quite trust that we haven't done something to the cups. And Mark had to have a sip first. It's a fair. Yeah. He thought that we would have fucked with it. I get it. I don't think that you would just do something fucked with it and do that just so I would do it and then enjoy that. I guess I sold it more like it was a prank then. It's all right. Think about what I showed you before. Oh. That's it. Think about it. It's beautiful. It's literally delicious. And you wait. If you skull the whole thing, you'll literally will feel an energy burst. And your gut feels better. I always especially after drinking piss or weekend, you have one of these and you get rid of that nausea and queasy shit quicker. You just feel good and you want to do shit. Yeah. So athletic greens. We use it because we like to party on the weekends. And then we go healthy with it on the weekdays. It's so true. Yeah. It's really easy to drink. Yeah. It's delicious and it fucking just makes you feel better. Yeah. So go to athletic greens slash fully actual. I think I'm going to go ahead and say that. A link will be in the description. All right. And just it's like a monthly subscription. I'll send it to you every month. You don't even have to think about it. We get a discount. And it's very healthy. Yeah. I think no, they get a free fucking something. Some pack for free. Yeah. A pack of vitamin D. So fucking get around it. Seriously. A little dropper. A vitamin D dropper. It's good. Yeah. Yeah. You're a little vitamin D dropper as well. It's sick. It's pretty good. Anyway, athletic greens. Suck me off. Suck me off. All right. If you have athletic greens, I'll suck you off. Come on. Show me. You have athletic greens. Get on my knees and suck everyone off. Come on. Form a line. Form a line. Form a line and squirm your cocks in my mouth. Come on. Suck you off. No. Use go to athletic greens slash fully actual. Let me suck you all off. What? Use me. No, we're going too far. Fuck it's not me. Fuck it's not me. Fuck it's not me. Our fucking podcast room. No matter how far we've come on the podcast. The room it's in is always so fucking shit. Conor said it's like Eric Andre before. So you go pretty big podcast now or get, you know, gotten a lot bigger and it's just always such. Oh, we couldn't build something but it's always sort of. Which brings us to next season. We've been thinking about next season and we're fucking excited. Season five. We're going to redo the set. We're going to upgrade some shit. Maybe get some air conditioning in here. I don't know yet man. And we're also going to do, you know, that trailer that we did for season four. Promotional trailer. Yeah. We'll do that again this year as well. And we were talking about some segments and we need your help guys to come up with these segments. All right. So comment some segments that you would like to see in season five. Segments that you want fucked off. Like personally, the comment, comment, competition segment was really hard to get through. And I created that. Maybe that's why. Cause I just have a deep resentment for that segment. After comment numbers, like after episode seven, the board became. Yeah. People would have just skipped that. So let us know what you want to stay and what you want suck and fucked off. And we'll fucking jerk it off. Cut it off the segment. And then we'll suck you off. We've had a few ideas and let us know what you think of these. So we want to wait. We can't tell them a few segments. We want to run a few by them. Okay. Go for it. So one of them is like finding other Browns. So finding other people with the last name Brown and connecting them to Brown. Yeah. So we create like a Brown army. How do you connect them? So we both call them. We call both of them and we don't say anything. And then they're like, Hey, it's Jay. Oh, Jay. Oh, Jay. Who is that? Jay Brown. Oh, Brown. Oh, my last name is Brown. And then. Connect. Yeah. And then they connect naturally. The one thing you say is Brown. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To open the conversation. Brown. That's me. Brown. Did you say Brown? Yeah. That's the Brown segment. Yeah. I just wanted about the, if we can sustain that. Yeah. That's, that's, that's a lot of fucking labor involved in that. That's a lot of going through. And if I can get numbers, can't exactly. If you have any relatives or your name is Brown, put your numbers in the phone or send it into message. Yeah. DM us your numbers. Don't comment them publicly. Otherwise you're stuck. Yeah. Browns. Hey, Browns. No, no. Do you DM us? All right. DM us your numbers. It's a common last name. So there'd be heaps. Not. Yeah. There is. And Smithers. Smithers. Smith. Smith. Yeah. That is like. A bit of anger towards Greg then. Cause I just realized the plural of Smith is Smiths. Oh, it's Smiths. It's so hard to say. The. Greg Smith. It is so difficult. Yes. Fuck! Smiths. Smiths. Smiths. Smiths. Smiths. Smiths. Yuck. So disgusting. Fuck you, Greg. Someone send that to me. I've already decided. I'm going to clip that and make it a reel. Oh, well, Greg, now you know. Don't be around too smiths. Yeah, don't ever, like... Like yeah, but in public fuck. Oh, yeah, we're just with the Smith. Oh this I'm like imagine going to a restaurant Oh my god Smith's we have your table ready Smith. They wouldn't get served. Yeah Okay, well, yeah, so anyway fuck Greg Another segment yeah, well another one is the Brookhouse first brown and I think we will go ahead with that segment I really like that segment idea It's just I choose what Matt and Michael Compete against each other with and then there will be a huge Incredible punishment punishment that you Won't believe for the loser at the end of the season I'm worried what the punishment and to be honest the punishment the whole season will revolve around this glorious artefact You know what I'm talking about the missing link Oh Okay, good thing link that was found. Okay. Yeah, it's happening And the winner gets to do that to the loser at the end of all 40 episodes next season. Yeah, it's wild So, so that'll be crazy. All right, everybody Anyway, let's move along now. It fucking just reads Like More episodes, it's not too bad. Yeah. Is it comfy? I've got a bad sense of smell. I think it's like sensitive to certain things I love every now and then I just come back to the realization that Matt's sitting on the floor During all this it's self-conscious of what my feet look like to that camera So I do I know that one's blocked, but so I put one well you're making it look much worse It looks like you have really long elongated Oh, that's nice So corner what's been fucking going on with you man? How's cracker more gone? We see all the vids pop on up. Yeah, it's good fun It's lots of fun. We've been working. What are you? How many subscribers you guys are now? 356 and you guys that's like the massive growth in the last couple of months. Yeah, it's like down a bit now, but it's um It's kind of like just finally been able to Work like Elias and give him work full-time. Yeah, that's fucking awesome Is that because you've achieved? We can just start like we've just been able to like earn consistently from like outputting We just like told the boys like a few months ago I was like, please just like give me a month like and we'll work as hard as we can and we'll output like three videos a Week and it'll pay off and it did It's so fucking good Yeah, if you haven't already guys cracker milk on YouTube very very good short comedy sketches very Good-looking watch it high as well. Yeah, it helps. It is good Should we um not for us, but just make sure everyone stays on track I'll have some all right. Fuck it. Let's have a little drizzle Snizzle whistle in a bong Matt Brown No, no more This is a low point We got to tell people about some of the website videos. We've been filming and are coming out That's what I was referring to I saw our camping one came out. Yeah. Yeah, can be one came out We've got who who's a better shitter we filmed the other day connoisseur some of the footage Fuck me Is Elias came home happy Did a light film it yeah, oh that's so good that he filmed it that's so funny He was so excited. He was full of glee was he laughing and then we and then we filmed What was it hi we got high just got really really high And then did like I had a little like mental Competitions. Oh, that's right. Yeah, bong off. That's what we call it and man Mike who got fucking slaughtered two bongs in and he kept fucking all the activity So I had to do more bongs very funny. It was it was a rough day The little man five-year-old puzzles are the hardest thing ever Yeah, we did a puzzle for a fight for five-year-olds and it took us like 20 minutes. I gave up Yeah, we're going Connor used to film for us we'd yeah, Michael and I were bloody right into the bloody partying and like Sometimes we'd have leftover stuff and if like Connor was like a minute late We're gonna have to Yeah, your punishment would be forcing force to do in a way We're like rewarding him and we're into doing bad. What I don't know how much Much of me doing I might just believe it. Oh, yeah, okay. We'll call it marijuana. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it was We'll call it marijuana Yeah Remember the last video you Was like fucking shit and piss everywhere It's just a bigger shit I Literally like 10 washing machines and shit in the front yard a pallet of bricks Well, I go I will use us we did make a lot of brick videos though There's a few tick tock and then there was like 15 like office chairs That's right in the office chairs We really want to do that again, but we worked out they all have to be good wheels or they just sort of fall Yeah, there's one week link The first videos we shot was like, all right, let's go to this hill No Let's go Yeah, our old website videos so funny look back on member we just sort of be like just make shit up on the fly Tim and cow and remember office incidents. Oh Wow And the first Tim and Calvin and shit And Tim and Calvin, that's right One where we did like different ways to like discipline a child That's well, yeah, we were fucked up for a lot of them Strip was that boys trip was I think peeking at all. I think which one the first one. Yeah, it was like I was hassling you wasn't I'll just not wanting you to everyone had to stay away As you were leaving like you like open open the door to his bedroom He's he just like it maybe had like two hours sleep over like a three-day fucking vendor and his voices And he's sort of the way as soon as these eyes are open. I was like, oh, yeah, see you kind of I remember me and mainland barricaded the door to our room so he couldn't get in that's smart It's a party going on Michael and Marty paid for the house and Michael walking. It's hang on I paid for this now you have to come and enjoy it Like five in the morning. Oh man, it was I think I kept lucky round with me for the longest And he I remember there was one point. We went down to like the pool at like 11 a.m. And we just was sort of done sipping on the drinks Lying there and all of these bugs are in the pool, but he just didn't mind and he was just swimming in the pool What what what were we saying to lucky was there something we kept saying to him we tried to convince him to become a baker Did it work? No, he got like it was starting again. It wasn't that way where um and seen came from Oh, that's right Like acting you'd be doing a normal chart and then he and then just go and seen We thought that was so funny for like a good couple of hours. Yeah, fuck that goddess there like laughing a lot It literally would become seen Seen you wouldn't even give it space for a scene to happen And you piss yourself There it is Very very good Oh, is that where mark head office came from from locky. We're doing like acting. I think so Fuck and he came out with mark head office Man, I got me good. Yeah, we always play like weird little drama games and shit And do you remember our we all dressed up and we had to do a performance Showing off our costume So no one knew what each person's costume was and then you come out and do a performance to show You're like present your costume. That's right yours. We can't speak of yeah, we can't speak a mile. He's been very good It was some quality shit. Yeah, that's good comedy Mine was harry potter very lazy. I was in the morph suit What was the song though, it was just the x-files theme I was Oh, that's all right. You went alien. That's right. Yeah, matthew brown But oh, he was the the japanese oh, wow. Yeah, you had makeup on it was amazing. Yeah, and michael I just kept I stayed in character for a while and my to got to a point where mark goes. I just I just want my friend back Just my friend back remember locky he was in a Thunderbirds That was the costume of the trip well done. Yeah. Yeah 100 that was amazing. I mean that oh and it means performance We can't speak of it, but because it's hatred towards somebody, but yeah, it's a mill's performance with locky was very good Oh, yeah, we we put it. We pulled a joke on locky, but can't say what it is But it was very very good. Well done a mill. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah cut that corner I want to touch you. All right Let's lie to locky. He was chased into like a stool when he was like Oh 12 years old Like a toilet stool who was We won't say who but like it was the prank that was played on anyway Imagine a tongue flicking through the crack Oh, yeah, that's the story. Oh, yeah, look now. We're just teasing the audience again with these cool stories that we're not telling them Oh, sorry, it's not even our scene and Scene. All right, we're gonna lie to locky now, right? He won't be expecting it because the podcast is over He's he I guarantee he's forgotten about our Christmas special So fucking, you know what? Well, let's call him and tell him that we're having our Christmas party this weekend and that he's that it's fucking amazing And that he's invited. It's gonna be a marion. No, it's a top golf because it's at the Gold Coast So it's close to him It'll tempt him and and we'll say that we've got two booths or like two sort of stools Where you hit from and will sparks is DJing. No, no, we won't say that also say that it's um Free piss on us and we've got a AIDS We've got a we've got aids. So like don't I feel like we should tell him like somebody famous is coming. No, I reckon we say we got an ounce of cocaine Tracy Grimshaw's coming. No, you won't believe that though. Thank you I feel like Gordon Talis is gonna enjoy He'd know that's to him. What about No, what does tell him that we've got bulk cocaine? Yeah, we've got we've gotten some dark web cocaine Zio says his phone on do not disturb. So you gotta call twice All right, what's fucking going on you fucking donkey No, what are you doing? I'm just doing the rounds inviting the boys. We've um, it's a bit last minute But um, we've got having our marty and michael christmas party this Saturday at at top golf and The fucking drinks are on us and we've also Yeah, we've gotten a fucking like 10 bags through Through dark web and back to how many people 10 bags. Well, we're inviting there's a well, there's probably like 15 people But these like there's no way we'll get through dude. Like it's like Yeah, so um, we'll be We'll be top coffee like 11 and then yeah, we just fucking start from there cocktails and fucking hitting balls and then doing bags and then we'll go to the fucking brothel come to I don't know see what happens It starts at 11 and then it'll finish out. We're lying to you idiot Holy forgot about our christmas special You fucking Locky That is foolish of you. That was so easy locky Wow Now I thought you were finished. I thought you were done for you. Yeah, we I knew you'd think that baby We're gonna christmas special, baby There's not fuck there's not Pop golf and 10 bags for 15 people. I know dude. It's fucking incredible. Anyway, we fucking got you Um, sorry for wasting your time again, but yeah, we are gonna have a christmas party But it's gonna be after christmas. So it's gonna be an after christmas party Wow, I can't I can't guarantee 10 bags though Yeah, look, we'll see where we can fucking do it I No worries, dude. See you soon. Hey Lie to him. Oh my god fucking Idiot, man. Holy shit, man They're the best ones when you build they're like Exciteness out a like it's like a journey. It was like an excursion I was tempted to like end the conversation not let him know Oh, dude, and then like like and just what about and then call back and say that That was a lie that we lied. No, and and then we say Um, we let him go to top golf at 11 and just keep saying yeah, boys. I'm here. I'm here Here level two and then I'll call him like, why can't you find us while he's at top golf? And then we reveal you've been lied to come that That would have been outstanding If we got him because we record the call that we get from him wherever he's gone there And then bang we put it in Let's start doing epic lies like that. But I No, that's so I'd be so angry, dude. It's funny. I remember one time you yeah I did that to Dan one time and I accidentally did it. I genuinely forgot. I was like, yeah, dude We're all gone on the movies at like 3 p.m. At South Bank. He's like, oh, yeah, cool cool And then I and then I hung up the conversation thinking I'll remember to tell him Completely forgotten then I get a call from him like quarter past three. He's like, oh, where are you guys? I was like, oh, dude. No, we're not at the movies. It was so annoyed. Oh, man. Well, I reckon we bring Well, it's with lucky to be fine because it had to be worth it. But what if he's like Cancels things and we'll only be able to pull that off once maybe twice because there's like because just then he thought Oh, it's Christmas special. He won't go anywhere or do anything. I reckon next season will have to be so good Cut that Connor Look, we're gonna get into some questions now from you guys. I don't even know if there are any on the finale And um, fucking let's fucking rip in Maddie. You got some fuck questions. I've got a question for Michael Some fucking questions you want to read out a question for Michael Michael fucking dog cunt How often do you go Just between you and Mark you and Connor and just be like, hey Connor, can you just cut this? What do you often do you go like saying Connor a message like hey Connor, can you just cut this bit because you're self-conscious about that Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, I reckon like I haven't done it for ages It's it wasn't it wasn't much like this season at all I just remember being like with you like two days after podcast and you're like Fuck I was gonna message Connor and just tell him I can't have that Well, there is risk parts as well even like everyone's like hover a lot of the ones you did this year You guys already wanted to cut and you were like reminding me you were like That's a career I Canceled Connor does it become hard sometimes when we're like cut that kind of no leave it in no cut it All right, leave it in and then wait kind of come back to this bit and leave it in what do you do the best part dude He's like you just leave it all in. He's like no, I just kind of like see where it goes Like if someone's too upset, I'll cut it if someone seems like they can handle it. I'll leave it in It's like they're like cut it cut it and everyone's like Do you get to the boy you love the the times when Marty goes Connor we'll leave it up to you But if I ever get a message like if he anyone says that and and like someone messages me I'll cut it So I've messaged you one time I said to do I think we should really cut that I'm not comfortable about it. And then you turn around and I do we're gonna leave it in I was like I can't even get the but it was really funny like I promise you it was coming what it was but yeah It was really good. Don't worry. That's good a girlfriend now. It's all right. Everything's worked out. You know what I mean Matt it literally the bachelor brand literally worked man is is dating Leo the one who came was on bachelor brand it literally worked Anyway, Matt's got a bloody girlfriend because of us because we rekindled that spark it worked You were wrong Matt. You were dead wrong and you owe us a fucking massive public apology kind No, thank you because no look at you sitting there in your rich chair No, you didn't do anything to help. I had to do it all myself With what with bachelor brown and then you forced me to continue seeing other women Well, we had to wait till the season was over and we had to test the strength of the relationship And then you broke the hearts of ethan and um and isla Well, look you did that matt that was you guys broke their hearts by you need to sit down giving them a false hope Sit down. Okay, because you are getting out of control right is on my side. Sit down Sit down Oh my god, even jackson message me and was like, dude, I can't believe you rejected her. Yeah, well fair enough You shouldn't have well. Oh, no, you're happy now. Sorry. You should have But you should have given it a chance because that was isla was before Clearly look, we're just trying to give you as many options as possible Trying to be very good friends giving you date after date after date and it worked And what I remember pining for you every week they were pining and you would just brush them up Ethan was willing to pass you everyone would kill for someone that their friends who know them the best to set them up with 40 women and then I didn't get 40 women I gotta go like 31 women or something. Yeah, like six freaks. I think there was I think there was like the single mums The single mums are not freaks, man. I didn't say single mums are freaks. You said that Cancelled it is now the matthew fully actual show But yeah, we gave you heaps of options And now you're throwing it in our face, but you're in love. You guys you're you're the winner at the end Look, yeah, we you can see you went too far You can be as vindictive as you want at the end of the day You're in a happy relationship and that makes us happy. Thank you. Don't use that word Happy no vindictive vindictive. It's like I don't even mean it's from Vin Diesel. Yeah, he said it fast and furious The first man to say it I think I think that I'm vindictive. Oh shit. I mean Oh I'm a bit grateful. Yeah, there you go. You can't let me go like there it is He's pulled these walls down 10 centimetres and then they rifled back up Um, but yeah, what else what is this question time? Yeah, yeah, let's read some questions Wait, great idea No, you've had you've had way too many No, no more How funny he's getting chased If someone's running up the stairs behind you it's scary as shit. Yeah, that's so true immediately when you hear the stomping Watch a card It of the year Of the All right, that's gonna read out some questions If you would like us to answer your questions, please comment them on the mighty Michael fully actual youtube channel We answer the most liked questions first. So after you've commented your question, I scroll through and like the questions that you want to answer That was flaklion there, huh? Um, fucking All right, first question is from AFZ 90 That's crazy Are we able to get an episode of Michael just talking about DMT Oh, that is why so many people obsess with you talking about DMT when you only have really wanted to dance I've had two Matthew Anyways, we'll probably do another one soon. I don't really know much about it But look it up do it yourself and then you'll see I'll do it myself Would you do it matt? Yeah, because that doesn't come up. Would you do it on? The podcast. Oh, I know about on the podcast. There's too much anxiety of getting filmed I don't like that that scenario you told me about hey, we'll film it as you're going out What about okay, what about if we do it just Before the podcast and when you come back No, okay, sorry We'll get a shaman in We'll get a shaman in too. Yeah, coral your shaman. Can it be your shaman? No, no I stand up here like this you smoke it. I'll do this The curly head a little bit Or he just pulls up a knife Oh, that would be terrifying Oh What's the question there's a lot of people saying how funny or the life show was Of this was a good fun. You gotta come next time guys. So it was pretty good fun. Hey, we'll go out again with everyone Um, so anyway, yeah, what else do we have to talk about ask kona a question. Hey kona Hey, all right kona. What's it like living by the sea? It's nice in marie in marie. Sorry. Do you ever walk down to the the big river thing and look at it? That's good. I like when it's nice. Have you seen any dolphins or like I've seen a jugon once Fucking fake bullshit. I saw a jugon I didn't even know that they were real. I saw a seal the other day I like five weeks ago At foster it was on the ocean All right, we've got a question. All right, let's hear brown. It's from victor calvo 4404 All right, I'll believe you. I don't believe you need to watch your feet in the corner All right question is Marty, would you mind singing? I Sorry He wanted me to sing I son, okay, try it again Would you mind singing a christmas song first ring learns if you guys do a christmas special this it's the most wonderful time Man if you honestly just sing that for like two days, you know everything goes black Three minutes it'll catch everyone in the room's attention. Yeah, that's true. You will everyone will look at you Or they'll start singing the song. It's addictive It's addictive Um, who cares bro, which looks like it's dakota um Had every intention of asking a question at the live show being the social justice warrior dakota when she asked the question Oh, that would have been good, but um, but she blanked and panicked. Yeah, that would have been funny That would have been good. Yeah, so dakota Next time Uh, donut films were said he wish you could be there boys. Yeah same dude. Yeah You know who I didn't see at the live show who I thought would show up conna conna. Where did we get to be to spoke about this? Do you know who I thought would show up and didn't was the uh code I'm the code guy is cool. We call it code guy Magnum Magnum The magnums is his own soul. That's too good. You have to meet him. Yeah, that would imagine if he did come Maybe maybe yeah, magic. He was there in the crowd and he shot me or something Mad come on. Stop putting that out there. Now he's gonna probably fucking do it Bring it on You've just invited that into your life and I'll be giving the eulogy with such Such passion When you get shot wait, so you're gonna give my And I can he'll have to shoot you like 10 to 12 times like you won't go down easy. Can't You just keep walking at him taking the hits laughing a bit at the start But then slowly just start to go Oh, and we see and we're never right after it and it's we we sort of our lives spiral out of control after it Um becomes not so fully actual the simulator guy 428 said he would have loved to have seen the The after-party meet and greet. We did film it. We did vlog a bit of it So there will be on the website Some some interactions with the fans in the after party. We've logged the whole podcast behind the scenes Yeah, we'll show you what the last website video I couldn't believe when you fucking covered your face In your own shit and then you finished shaving cream that that genuinely like blew me away Like I thought I knew your limits. I'm seeing you seeing a something about being blue and doing a pill on the floor slapping the boo, but like I've never seen you do that ever. Yeah, that's what I've never done it before. That was my first time That's incredible. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's different It was weird like mixing it with the wee anyway Anyway, I haven't even seen it Yeah, we've got to show that one tomorrow. I showed sky that by the way. I had to show Sorry, um, what does she do? Dale 7695 said you should come to a show in Perth And um, we had another person asked if uh, josh, if we'd go to america and do a live show Yeah, one day maybe in the future when it gets bigger We've got a huge world tour. I think in maybe three months Yeah, we'll move to america. I think we're moving there. Marnie and michael said where should we do our next live show? Do you want to see the replies to that? Yeah Did you guys move to america? I've got europe Perth. Somebody said cyborg Somebody said kibbutcha train station Dude, that'll be pretty fun. And gnarl escape bowl Yeah, very good. I was doing that fucking show on in a skate park That would fucking be so on brand, cunt We have there would be fights in the crowd. We have done that. There would be fucking We'd be inciting it Come on fucking stab him cunt In the back, cunt cunna cunna Cunna cunna, cunna um Did brown hit the meth pipe before coming on? No, I did not hit the meth pipe We're gonna get a bit of meth um for the boys trip. So that's happening in like five weeks So we'll get a point of meth get a thousand dollars cash and we'll see if we can get the brown to do a bit of meth Yeah, I told you that would happen. Just hold the top bit. Just move on. You just gotta adapt You unclipped yourself So you unclipped that how did you do that? I just get frustrated with stoners It's okay Concrete toys. Look at that next to you. You play with that. It's very good. The adicus will relax you All right, next question is from from kelly forster forster forster eight one double zero marty What does flügel hauser mean in english? flügel in german flügel flügel hauser You have to see this. I don't think she's spelling that correction fl u e g e l flügel. Yeah Flügel zaksida flügel Yeah Yeah, I guess so Is that what is that what that is zaksa? Is that that? Is that what you're saying? Is that that that's what he thinks? He'm doing german Ha Fucking hell. I don't know. I don't think that that's where we can't answer. Flüger is a a wing And what were you saying before that vizase klar? No, wait flüger. Wait, I'm blanking. Oh, I'm so high. I've forgotten german Flüger your homeland and what was the other word hauser Hauser is like house. Sorry. Sorry about that. Somebody commented greg stage Yeah, that's a very good comment. That was a great comment. That's them use uh, uj three Give you a thousand dollars for that Dude good luck finding him Let's give that guy thousand dollars Okay Greg stage gets a grand greg stage Contact our people greg We'll pay you in a month If we're bailey ross 4539 said you guys didn't do the slow clap with the crowd Oh, yeah, I remember thinking that after and I we did do claps Punch the mirror so hard and got so fucking intense. I was so annoyed we missed out on doing that We had to get it fixed. I wonder yeah Yeah, well, maybe we'll just get it over and done with at the beginning So we don't forget because it get you get all excited and fluff around that you get to go out and you finish the show Sorry, sorry Remind me to um You wanna fucking get armed like guns and shit Remind me to arm Oh, it's probably yeah, I was about to say remind me to read you a comment later, but it's all right All right, we're done. All right, let's do some sorry about that the questions. Uh, there's a lot of just well done um, all right, let's Let's fucking uh, do some frank Round I don't like your tone at all Oh Every guest gets treated like fucking shit like you're getting crankier the longer it goes on you're losing it What's going on? You've got a beautiful a beautiful part eyes. You've got beautiful eyes. You have eyes Bulging out of your skull like that. It's very endearing Do you know how long I used spring grabs of your face as the background? Is it always made me laugh? You know how group animated you Oh, yeah, that's very good. Oh, that was a great animation The one where it goes from like weird looking mean and then boom it uses my photo. That's like an animate. That's very good You know, you're the girl in it. Have you noticed that? No, you've never noticed. Have you go back and watch it? I've never noticed at all. Oh, wow. I'm excited now. Fuck. I can't pretend to be the cops anymore. Can I? No Even if I tell them at the end that I'm not What's this for someone emailed me and wants me to fuck with their partner Oh, this is no, we have to do this So her husband has been getting into screaming matches with that fucking insane neighbor calling the neighbor No, I'll pretend to be the police and say, hey, we've just had a complaint from and I'll pretend from the lady We'll say that it ends. It gets to this point Say that he you struck her you struck the old lady. She's claimed that you struck her Hello, good day, mate. Um, it's just comfortable pjax in here. I was just wondering if I could have a moment of your time Sure Um, is your name kyle leaper carry is that correct? Is that what I'm speaking? Yeah Yeah, I'm just calling from the maitland police station. Um, we've just had a report From your neighbor that you've been harassing her. So, um, we just sort of have to follow that up Oh, yeah, hi guy Uh, so she's been saying that you've been Destroying her plants And also abusing her And if that's the case, we're gonna have to get you to come in and make a statement. Oh, well It's two sides to every story man. Yeah, I don't know mate. Yeah, that's why we're calling So I just thought I'd get a quick quick statement off you now over the phone Um, and then we might get to come in to get a two to a formal complaint Yeah, I'm on a holiday at the moment though. Oh, I'm sorry, man. Um, I haven't even been there for a week Yeah, right um, but yeah, I can give you a quick rundown like So what did she say? Uh, she said that you've been destroying her plants and, um, abusing her and very specifically making reference to the fact that she's morbidly obese Okay, um Well, I haven't ever said that And Also, I don't have any interest in her plants Um, never destroyed any of her plants. So you're saying that she's just made that up? No, no, I'm not saying she's made it up. Um, there's a bit of a bit of a story behind it. Yeah, um Anyway, she's been intimidating my partner and My child anyway at the one point she met she was going off at me for saying, uh I needed to trim her weeds back under the fence. She needs a mower lawn right And she went off at me. So I I didn't say any of what she said, but I I did say mind your own business right You didn't call her a fat disgusting pig? um, no And you've never called her a just huge ball of fatty mess What? No, that's I'm just direct quotes here from what she said. She was very specific Yeah, okay. Yeah. No, I haven't said that. Okay, great. All right. Well, um, I understand Neighbors can be frustrating sometimes but unfortunately, um, that doesn't warrant abuse and uh, you know, um Destroying someone's plants. Um Yeah, so you know and her looking over your fence and not engaging with you. Unfortunately, that is not illegal. So there's nothing we can really do about that. You could maybe No, that's why I haven't thought of it is any you could throw something at her Look, we can um, we can help sort of, um, intimidate right back If you like, um, we can send some of the uh, a couple of patrols cars around and Do a welfare check at like 3 a.m Um, and and sort of just whatever you want to do just start sort of, you know, giving it back a little bit Because to be honest, um in a lot of occasions, that's the only thing that's worked It's just given her right back and if she's staring at you guys, maybe just toss an apple at her Like man, it's come to the point where if I start my car up And I go to leave out the driveway and she would come to her front door Open like open the big like the solid door and look at the stranger and watch me reverse out the driveway and drive away Like yeah, see that's get a lot. Honestly, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, look you could um, Personally, I would it's not illegal for you to walk around your front yard with a knife in hand So I would suggest maybe if you've caught her attention Going out. Yeah doing circling just your front lawn and not breaking eye contact with her. Um, he's one that does work I've seen that. Yeah. Um, so give that a go and um, but yeah, mate. I would um I wouldn't worry. Well, I think we're gonna We're gonna help we're gonna help you sort this. Um, I'll I'll send a patrol car down at about 3 a.m And even when she answers the door, we might um Ruffer up a bit Um Okay. All right, mate. Well, um, thanks for the call. We'll throw this um complaint in the bin And yeah, just if you hear her that screaming or anything just sort of turn the other cheek, you know, um, wait, what I'm gonna I'm gonna just let her have it. So I don't worry about a thing, mate It certainly is a stitch up Oh party and michael fully actual podcast dude and your wife And explain that you're fucking I don't know if you wish you did with your fat bitch neighbor That was the best Oh, man, you were very like I thought I thought you knew was a prank call towards the end but because he was like Oh, he was like, yeah, do it. Do we go to do Very casual about me fucking roughing your nerve, bro All right, well, sorry to waste your time there, col and thank you. Um, enjoy your holiday dude. Enjoy your holiday See you, mate Oh Fucking very good very very good. He did not give a fuck Oh, no, I think he just wasn't really like listening to what we're gonna do and at the end we're like, we're rough for up He's like, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute Man, imagine that though having a neighbor come look at every time you're left. That sounds like a Something at a I throw an apple. It was a great idea. Yeah, that's what I would do I think and would it be kind of good to have them as a neighbor for you guys? Oh If we could feel like oh, man, dude, that would actually be like a really good ongoing thing Do you guys call them the turkeys? Do you miss hercules? Oh, no, hercules could die too close But it's like maybe if they're on our fence over here. Oh, man It could be a good time if there was like the girl the woman That house was literally like this big I just realized like this was downstairs the size of downstairs that first house We lived in with hercules fucking three meters away from us. Oh, wow, it really was. Yeah, it was probably And then just another story on top, but like fucking tiny No Oh, yeah, you wouldn't replace the like load so it's just flocking out of puppy when he bought that dog He would shit only on the couches Only it would jump up and shit only on the couches We always have to just fucking hit the dog shit off and then sit down if we wanted to sit down. That's right Yeah, how we do we were like, man that is look how far we've come come. That's where the podcast was born Yeah in those filthy conditions. Well, yeah, I forgot about you can just buy new lamps every time like a bulb would fuck up Just keep like Yeah It looked there are different types of lime bulbs and it is confusing man If the lamp if the lamp breaks do you buy another lamp to replace that lamp? Yeah 100% They're like 10 dollars It's like the same price is a that's that's fair. Sorry. Sorry. Oh very good All right guys, that is the end of our christmas special We will look to be back at first episode back. I don't fucking quote me on this because it might be Sorry about dates. It might be the not the sorry the 6th of february or the 13th of february Probably the 13th of february Did you find the cum bottle did you find that?