 Are you fucking excited? Do we need to remind you what happened to July of last year, man? He's so desperate Get off of you two go collect your boulders somewhere I love the way doing the exact same thing right now, but wig is gonna be such a different thing That's the character Ray you probably don't remember her I see that three movies in she still hasn't figured out how to shut her mouth. She's in the desert of Gongolac it's different from jacu and You didn't really pass on all you knew you kind of just told You did it exactly you did like two days. He spent two days The fist fucking line we're like hang on Everything there is to know about anything in two days, excuse me ma'am. I don't have problem with what you just said So I guess she fixed that lightsaber Nido Number one that exploded Fucking rogue tie fighters in the wild so annoying, you know Every generation has a legend only this generation wasn't it the same legend in this generation as though previous This is Lucas of the guy's the legend still continued until the early 2000s with the break and arguably never even happened Luke was a legend in the prequel Lasted quite a long time. We went back in time. All right, let's speculate So each of those pieces of grass on the desert could represent the force Because of forces coming together. Yeah, those hills. They could be the remains of a statue of a Jedi this chat like Anything could be that could be the emperor right back there Yeah, anything could be anything with these fucking Star Wars And I bet every blade of grass represents a ghost Jedi that's gonna come and do Oh, that was a tie for I think that was a time. Do you guys think that was a tie? Interceptor. Oh shit. Sorry Fuck sorry. Yeah, that was right. That's clearly that's Darth Vader. I think I'm sorry. What is she doing? Why is she facing the wrong way? Wait, what's the thing in the distance did it like oh, it's just a mountain. Okay, I don't think you're gonna outrun that thing Ray, it's not worth it. Ray, just walk to the left or right Why would she do it like that? Why would she go away? She's just great. I love that she does it and it just it fades it fades into this Christmas What is that? What? Why would you push someone over with a lightsaber instead of just slashing them with it? Because. No, because he stabbed him with it. Oh, he stabbed him with it. Oh So, uh, totally worth breaking that helmet just rip Rip Ryan Johnson's dream I like this is a metaphor for JJ repairing the No, you will be able to It's still funny just to think that JJ's like giving a giant middle finger to Ryan right now. It's like, oh fuck Look, we have a new robotoid. They're gonna ruin you Finally comes to an end This could be the scene where C-3PO dons the famous bowcaster, I don't know that it is for sure though It looks what's that like right by his waist that looks like a bowcaster Why do you two like each other? We'll find out finally why she likes in this movie They make each other for like five seconds. They've known each other like four minutes It's funny because you'd be like they'd be in hyperbolic. No, literally less than that Why have these movies ignored R2-D2? I don't know. It's weird Yeah, yeah, I want you guys to absorb that hold on. Is that the death star? Yes, it is death star my friend Why are they looking at the death? Cuz they're no no God if they do what I think Wait a second So is this Yavin 4? Yeah, people are speculating this is the second death star's wreckage So it would be Endor well fuck. I don't think it's gonna be Endor I think it's gonna be a random fucking planet that they for some reason Unlikely and there was like what the fourth moon in that system. I don't know it does. It's not gonna make sense Stop trying. It's not right right. I forgot the whole thing vaporized. It's gonna obliterate it Like that's a pretty large chunk to survive You can't even make that argument for the first one because the same thing happened with the first one I mean if that landed on your planet fucking hell there wouldn't be anything left of it. That's your opinion Oh He's look he's next he's next everyone's getting systematically murdered he's on the plate next Imagine we have been going for months asking which character is gonna be the most inconsistent turns out it's gonna be Palpatine Dude, it's you know it because I when I just I woke up and I watched I watched this trailer when I first So I was like zombie through the whole thing because I'm just like I don't care anymore. You've ruined this for me I don't care anymore, and then when I heard that I was like, oh There are things no things left to ruin this still stuff. They could We could bring anyone back and ruin them. You don't know the extent That power that we have they are literally going to make the entire Original trilogy pointless now. Yeah, they're rendering the whole thing pointless. Aren't they just they didn't even win They didn't win anything. Let's assume Safely that it's gonna be an evil force ghost. That's probably what it's gonna be, right? It's not gonna actually be Fucking sitting in the death star wreckage That's me not fucking Palpatine my brain is what happened to him yet I don't want to watch this movie. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got a show that show the name. Oh The name yeah The rise of Skywalker doesn't even make any sense. He's dead No, because there's loads of Skywalker's the whole entire family is dead Yeah, maybe yeah, you're right. They're all dead except for Kylo Maybe put this name before this particular episode like any episode before this one would it be more suitable? Not this one. I feel bad. I Want to go home. I am home, but We got we got like seven months guys we can survive Seven months to wait in agony over this awful film How are they gonna ruin everything? Are you guys just hated force even come out? You guys just you know just hating The thing is like it can't be worse. You know, it can't be worse than the last Jedi. I don't think it's I don't think so You say that but Palpatine's back Yeah, I know that's what I mean like at first. I thought it was inarguable that it could Palpatine it's just like I like for a lot of fans that Clip of him laughing is like an immediate like yes before us. It's like As soon as I realized it was the Death Star I was like they can't yeah When I first watched the trailer, I was like, what is that wreckage and I was like, wait, no Oh Like I referred to it before this film will be the funeral for Star Wars because the death was the last Jedi for sure Someone breaks the headstone digs up the grave Takes the takes the corpse to Ludlow main puts it in the pet cemetery and then they get to watch his corpse Kill people and go crazy just goes It's like a parasite is puppeteering all the things that were good and it's not I mean it wears the skin of Star Wars But on the inside, it's just not Moment of silence with Star Wars, please Yeah, like this entity this this film wears the skin of Star Wars, but The flesh is rotted away the bones at least I finally get to see Rey's story concluded because honestly, man I've been so invested in right where is that going? You know, there's so many possible She never close her mouth Will find how powerful could she become I don't know. Is she a Skywalker? Could she be the Skywalker that rises? Oh my god. You know what? I just realized She might kill Palpatine And that might just actually Like give me a heart attack. It's like hey guys remember all the original trilogy. Yeah, they didn't even kill Papa to Palpatine Yeah, remember remember that time when Luke actually couldn't kill him and Darth Vader had to do it because he was that powerful The immediate reaction people are having is like is this undoing what Vader did it's like we don't know It's not a force ghost. Okay might be a force ghost It's fucking pandering for sure, but it's just like ooh a dark side force ghost I wonder how that plays out, but I'm like, why is this the vehicle that explores that You get to have the original actor and the voice the high production values just go away What is what is oh, yeah, there's a thing by the way I don't know how believable this is but apparently the they fucked up the title when they first released this and changed it immediately But it originally said I'm tempted I'm tempted to call Luke's Skylwaker They would draw skylwaker Luke with down Oh No, I'm never doing they're good They're in there literally God Are you like Luke Skywalker with Jarbo's face on it that works to you guys excited No, I like a part of me like rotted and died watching this trailer That's funny because the prelude to this rags was that what's the trailer for Lion King and Aladdin is like Everything is getting destroyed you're our last hope in game That's already been Remember when movies were cool You