 guys what's up on sports and like conduct gab brie back again sorry we left you for a minute but we're here to talk some sports a lot has happened we've been gone the biggest thing that we've been waiting for like the biggest news moment that we've been waiting for literally happened the day after the show which was very rude and very grand of that man you know what literally why would not happen it just right 24 hours 24 hours is all it took yeah so i've been waiting like it's been like it's been days for me to be able to talk about the man we all want to talk about baker mayfield i'm very excited for this go ahead take it away um i don't really know where i want to start with this i just want to say one you know what happy both parties are probably really happy have fun with your um 2018 draft bust quarterback competition one and two both bad sam darno might be the better one who's to say i don't know we will see but i would love for baker mayfield to take the field against the cleveland browns week one in carolina okay so you have to end up at that game i'm going i'm already going good okay don't even worry that one like he said circled on the calendar for a reason i i'm so happy that this finally happened because it's taken too long it was taken too long and it was getting to the point where like i don't i didn't think he was gonna end up i didn't either i did not exploit a quarterback in the national football league this season it was it really was at that point where i was like i i don't think maybe cfl time who is to say yeah maybe i mean but hey you know it seems like he has a starting position now because he's going up against sam darnold and matt corral like i don't i can't imagine those two beating him out for the starting job you would assume that he would get the starting job i mean i think i think that you know but yeah i think no starting job i think he will but i don't know it's just i this isn't really a big step up from sam darnold it's just not it's not yeah and a lot of their fans really think they do but for like myself if i was a carolina fan not a browns fan in any capacity and you're getting another quarterback who has won a playoff game at one point has only ever finished third in his division but has one playoff win i'd be more excited than having sam darnold okay i just i don't know i don't know because i'm no stranger we are no strangers to saying that bigger manfield is not a good quarterback no he's about as as average it should be yeah yes exactly and sam darnold is obviously a step down from that um so it's i don't know whatever have fun carolina i'm happy for him that he's got like a fresh start a new setting and whatever because what we said with sam darnold last year we thought that that's what he needed was a change of scenery turns out we were it turns out we were freaking stupid for that one but maybe this less he fooled us in the first couple games maybe this is you know part two two point oh whatever this is this is a continuation of part one where it's still really bad um i know this is an early prediction and i know a lot of people are going to say no but the browns are beating carolina week one they haven't won an opener since okay i'm let's clip this part because this is the one i need to put on the internet okay cleveland browns haven't won a season opener since 2004 they also went so many so many so many years without winning a playoff game now baker mayfield was somewhat responsible for that playoff win and now he will be somewhat responsible for the browns to win a season opener for the first time since 2004 when he throws five interceptions against the cleveland browns week one at home first game with the team interesting so it's really even that long since they want to what do you expect what do you what do you expect like okay yes yes i understand that part but that just seems like i wouldn't have imagined almost 20 years i would 15 maybe yeah i'm like think about think about who we're talking about and we're talking about the cleveland browns yeah yeah that's a good point yeah so you gotta however bad you think it is add a little more because that's usually how it goes around here and that's um you know pretty on brand let's whatever i mean like i said have fun uh uh panthers fans like i mean this like i i'm happy for everybody involved yeah because i know panthers fans were miserable with sam darnold and the the thought that sam darnold year two was going to be a thing so i'm happy for them that they've leveled up just a little tiny bit happy for baker mayfield that he's out yeah i hope cleveland in that whole situation it goes great you know but i just don't think it's gonna be great at all and you know we've been wrong before so that's fine but for my baker mayfield takes you know the only time i've ever been wrong is when he won that playoff game which i'm very happy about you know that was a very good moment but yeah man it's been a long time it's it's been a long couple years did you hear when he did his little presser when he made the joke about progressive wouldn't let me do a moving commercial um okay so they wouldn't let him or he didn't want to i thought i thought he didn't want no he said it would be a good idea i don't think he actually like made that idea to them i think he was doing his little like uh his little thing you know how he always does makes a little cute jokes that aren't really that funny but he's like a mediocre white man that's not like joe borough and tyler hero but trying to be yeah um also he said that those commercials are not a couple i'll a couple of them are funny yeah the commercials the commercials are good he's a really good actor he would be great in a netflix series sure he would thrive i put him in all american i definitely value football dreams i don't hate the fact that the commercials are ending because maybe it'll make him feel a little bit better in his new place of work that people aren't going to be like hey you know stick to football stop spending all your time on these stupid commercials like i so maybe i don't know i'm just trying to think of any possible like positive spin on the situation to where he because he obviously does not like the heat that he gets on social media he's been very vocal about that and you know i'm not going to go to your cubicle and boo you or whatever the hell he said nonsense like that um yeah so maybe uh i'll step back from the tv stuff is going to be good for him too i'm i'm trying you're big girl i'm really trying for you i'm trying i'm already i tried enough you can try you can take all the trying for me because i have i've tried i have really tried but it's just not it's not going to be it did you see the number thing he was about to get number one he was about to have number one if that punner did not let him buy the number from him okay imagine if he were number one in carolina no yeah no no that would not go well um no yeah no especially after after uh they tried to mend the marriage with the former number one and then obviously did not work out i that would be a bad a bad start for him there okay so good that that didn't happen so we six glad we're riding with six riding with six how are the oklahoma fans feeling about this have we heard from our friends no they've been they've been away they actually no they were harassing they were harassing some panthers reporters because they were saying like it's going to be a cubie battle don't know who's going to win beaten up cubie so they were fighting with some panthers fans but but what are we surprised no absolutely absolutely not they're nuts they're not for what this guy's i don't know just he's he's a mess the browns also i don't know they're probably okay have you been keeping up with the suspension news um so i was keeping track of jocina anderson's tweets this morning and it seems like this judge is not going to have a decision this week again is she ever going to have one is he just going to show up week one yeah i mean maybe right the NFL handled this very very poorly like going into that they thought that oh we're the tough guys we're in charge we're going to get this done it's going to be over and what they've done is self sabotage yeah and then you have your own investigation they have watson and the nflpa coming out now saying that if he's suspended they're going to take it as far as they possibly can in the courts and whatever i like this is not that's not okay in my opinion like i understand the nflpa's job is to protect the players and advocate for the players and stuff like that this is not the situation to do that this guy is a certified creep there's a reason why so many women this is happening you know there's a reason for it like you i'm still gonna die on the hill that you cannot tell me 30 whatever women are all like made up the same story together and are all telling the same lie absolutely not there is truth in this and i in my personal opinion i think in more spots than one i i it's just and then the the nflpa i know they're doing their job but like this is right gross yeah and like so the owners have not helped themselves in any way at all well the statement that they put out today why are they entitled to know rules by saying that really just like harms their entire investigation they should have just shut up not have said that and by saying that now they're going to sue you and then the texans and the statement that they put out after they settled with the women that filed you sued against them truly embarrassing the whole thing the whole thing is just gross and embarrassing for all the allegedly guilty people involved but like i'm still in the mindset in terms of things like this and again this is just my personal opinion i'm not like sitting here saying like you know all these people are all guilty or whatever because that's what the courts are for even though they don't get it right a lot of the time my personal opinion you don't settle and pay out however much they paid out if you're not guilty at least a little bit right or the nfl is telling you hey if you do this we're gonna give you whatever whatever that's the whole thing just yeah it's just it's just not and i'm my laughing is not laughing at the situation i'm laughing at the nfl because they're a shit show it's like an uncomfortable laugh where like you don't know what else to do because the whole thing's a fucking mess another day yeah but really though like everything was bad and i didn't think that it could get worse until they put out that little thing today that said that they're above all the rules that they put in place so you gotta be kidding me cool how you're gonna win your investigation like that's cool you said you saw what the mlb did and then you're gonna go and be losers okay got it i'm just i'm tired i'm so tired so i'm i think it's going to be eight or less yeah i mean at this point i don't think it's going to be very much it's feels like it i think initially i think it's going to be eight and then the nfl pa is somehow going to swindle it down to like the half of that yeah which is gonna have to go we were set out for games i'm not gonna you know mince words here that's gonna fucking suck like right football the football aspect of it like i'm not looking at that i'm looking at like the human aspect of it if that is what's gonna happen that's gonna fucking suck it's gonna make a lot of people people are gonna upset and uncomfortable especially female browns fans right rooting for this team because of the slimy aspect of the whole thing i don't i i'm hoping i'm hoping that they do the right thing but again how many times have we sat here and had this conversation and said when the fuck is the end of everything and they're they can't go against her decision they're not going to go against her decision because why don't they put her in that position right the first time you have her do something and you're going to say hey actually no we're not going to listen to you and it also of like i understand being in a tough position like this where you have to you know make this rolling and whatever but it's also not really a tough ruling to make it all right you see what's happening and uh you just yeah it's the amount of time that it's taking is is the time part is a lot too it's the whole thing the whole thing i can't wait for this whole thing to be you know wrapped up because it's it's exhausting to talk about it's it's we can only express the same feelings and thoughts so many weeks so many days so many times so many times and it's it seems like it's never gonna end and when it finally does end it's gonna be it's gonna be part two because it's gonna suck it's gonna suck and go even going into it knowing that it's gonna suck isn't gonna make any error yeah it's really going to suck and especially when you have to just see it like constantly all day all the time i mean like you do but like i see it like every other scroll it's something else and i'm like come on can we just like not for one day right now we um it's we have to it's something i don't know do we have any other happier news um happy news today for some some teams so that's exciting uh happy news let's see if i have any happy news happy news is that um Zach Wilson is a happy man oh my god okay uh i have i have some like layers this first i want to say i saw a lot of people and it pissed me off that they did this a lot of people were taking Zach Wilson's situation and saying the the way people are dealing with Zach Wilson's situation is so embarrassing um it should just be held to the same as people talking about Dashawn Watts i'm like one is um um you get what i'm saying yeah um let me stop you right there people one is a consensual relationship the other is assault on multiple levels right in one is a joke that he's playing a joke that Zach Wilson is playing into however i'm very happy for him i'm happy for the pr that he's getting the caption he put on his instagram post was so funny uh he made twitter really fun for the day so okay i've seen uh a side of this that says that it's not true the ex-girlfriend made it up because she was not happy with the flak that she was getting for dating his what like former roommate's friend whatever could be a thing yeah that could be that could be true so that makes sense but also thank you for providing the content that's also a really specific and random thing to lie about like out there yeah completely random to just pull out but also unbelievably specific to somebody that's in his life right and you're gonna post it on the internet for everybody to see like she knew what she was doing i was just about to say she knew exactly what she was doing right she knew 100 i'ma post this um people are gonna see it they're gonna think this i'm gonna run with it and no one's gonna be mad at me the story's gonna shift to him however um i hope everybody's happy the memes are great yeah i hope she's happy i hope the friend is happy Zach wilson seems pretty happy also um i don't understand why she's upset that people are coming at her she it's kind of a yeah it's not really a book textbook homie hopping that's literally the definition he's a 10 but she dated your teammate i guess that makes her a fucking 12 at this point because that's what's happening like i don't whatever she's cute though hey good for her yeah she's cute he has a new girlfriend though good friend everybody seems like everybody's happy in this everybody's having a good time and he made funny caption his mom was making jokes on her live was she okay that's good she was she was like live on instagram she's like this is my friend not my friend and they started laughing okay so that makes me feel like it is true then right but like it was really good he has a hot mom also um hot mom friends too somebody correct me if i'm wrong here but i have been watching a lot of tv shows and documentaries centralized around the Mormon religion Zach wilson is Mormon right obviously because i don't actually i don't know if he's Mormon you don't have to be Mormon to go there okay but i know you're Mormon documentaries too i know you used to like my dad wanted to go there in college and that's the reason why he didn't because they wanted him to convert to and he was my grandma was like no absolutely not um okay i was under the impression that Mormons can't like actually have sexual relations unless they're married well i don't know that's where the rules but they can have multiple they can have um they can ew ew ew ew let's not even get into that um that that's weird you know that is so weird it's so weird oh my god um maybe he is Mormon i don't know b y u is not a real place it is not a real place all of you guys just not not a real place um you know what the funniest thing about it is like you're not allowed to do all these things i'm literally crying right now so like the funniest thing you're not allowed to do all these things you're not allowed to have like women in your room at your dorm you're not allowed to do this but but hear me out though if you get married guess what you can have 10 watts the fuck is that logic okay so i have watched the show that Andrew Garfield is i can't get together right now that Andrew Garfield is in on hulu called under the banner of heaven and it kind of explains how that came to be the guy who like founded the the f lds or the lds religion whatever no the f lds is like the crazy sect i thought i don't know right so i saw tiktok about that today there was this house on zillo the hat yeah anyway he just like a randomly one day just decided that god told him that if he had more wives he'd get like a better seat in heaven and that's why the polygamy thing happened that's why they have multiple women in their lives got it you know like you you cannot have a woman in your bedroom when you're in college but you could definitely have 10 after they also have you seen like how they used to live in these little fucking dugout caves in the middle of utah and have these compounds yeah you know it just doesn't seem like the life i want to live probably a lot of incest going on too i'm going on such a rant i'm sorry guys welcome to uh what is it theology 101 is that like the study of religions that's here we go um yeah the there's a Mormon church going off of this comment right here seeing giant giant Mormon churches in utah it's almost something out of disney cartoon the one that is in los angeles on san amonica boulevard past the century city mall is massive it's like castles i've seen some in arizona that are they're just huge i don't i don't know that's crazy crazy have you have you seen the people on tiktok they're called like the black menaces who they're they're students at b y u like a group of black students at b y u they go around and interview students at b y u oh monsters that they get i'm like are these like real people oh my god yeah i think i saw one it may not have been this group but it was a different student that went around and interviewed people at um b y u and he was asked he asked a guy if he would consider himself a feminist and he literally went into full detail is why feminism like isn't a thing and he doesn't believe that women have equal anything and it's like right uh there's like there is one by them they were asking are you pro choice or pro life and the guy was like well i feel like people should choose what they want to do but i'm pro life and i said so you're pro choice yeah no that is again the definition right so the term yeah i don't i don't know anyway um Mormons yeah that's that that took a turn there yeah someone said what's the best bet for all star though um a l to win you know we're big yes yes we're big a l people that's our that's my only thing i got for you mvp don't know couldn't tell you who's to say i don't know i just i'm i'm very excited for first pitch um between kershaw and otani i think that's gonna be very cool other than that like i don't really care i just hope nobody gets hurt nobody gets hurt and everybody has fun that's it right um yeah nobody gets hurt everybody has fun um speaking of other people this i'll just say this real quick we don't have to say why jim harbaugh idiot okay i've seen everybody talking about this and i have not seen why so what should i go look for right now so i can i mean i just went it went off on my last b y u thing he was at a basically he was just at this like rally saying some crazy stuff oh uh yep mm-hmm got it yeah so yeah not not the best thing for him to do but he also has like 900 kids so like this is this makes sense right and he was just on tiktok his daughter was on tiktok posting all these funny videos they were on vacation now guess what not laughing anymore no unfollowed come on follow time not having a good time nope not having a good time with that um nfl lots of things happened in the nfl madden we can talk about some madden ratings leaving jamar chase off of the top 10 is a little questionable i would yeah i agree weird i would put jamar over some of those people for sure i would say top seven i could say top seven that's good i someone says top five i'm like sure that's fine too yeah i'm i'm cool with putting him at five right now but leaving him off the list in total is just not no i don't and i get it he's had one season he said one season but like his one season he broke so many records did so many things he is one of the reasons why their team was playing in um a uh what was it again super bold so i make sense to me i'm i'm totally on board with this argument yeah i don't what was his his rating came in at what 87 didn't even see what it was but something like that i wasn't on i think that's what it was but yeah not even in the top 10 that's a little uh maybe it's it's the fact that he's only going to his second season but again that doesn't matter because he was better than half the people that were on that top 10 list last year right i don't i hate when people do this whole thing oh well it was just a one season he was good okay we're continuing from that happening that's really how the like the spikes in the madden ratings work right like there's no breaks he's still there's nothing that happened since so i don't know what the issue is it's like saying like people jonathan taylor i would put him as my like best running back right now and he had a really good season last year season before that wasn't the same i don't know also um it's i saw something that he or no timbrey tweeted this timbrey to this this is how old timbrey is did you see the graphics yeah the graphic was that he tweeted bad my graphic was really bad i'm surprised even had a game how bad the graphic was you have these graphics now in these like ea sports games where it literally looks like you're watching a game on tv the one that he posted of his player card and rating and stuff where they didn't even have his name in the game it just said like backup quarterback for the patriots he it looked like you were looking at the first ever digital copy of anything like it was so bad pixelated and just terrible and that's how old he is that's which is insane right he has spanned the the length of time where it took to get from that trash to almost human like features in video games like we had a greg knew some saying that jamar is top five and he had a great great great great great game against jamar like completely the browns literally shut him down i just i don't know for some reason the browns play really well against bangles don't know why that is maybe it's all the dolphins are against the paths like it makes no sense then take it until it's gone maybe maybe that's why but we'll see but yeah he said top five and he shut him down ojo synchro said top five and he's a little biased no i was gonna say i know he's got the bangles bias but i also know like when he says shit like that to take it pretty seriously because if he thinks you suck he's gonna straight up say that you suck right well you know did i ever tell you when he quoted one of my tweets with like the porn star um no yeah so i don't remember what i asked exactly i said maybe something like who's an athlete you want to drink a beer with or something i don't know what it was okay quoted it with a porn star sweet he said my favorite kind of athlete and i said okay just like last year sometime athlete that's interesting i mean it checks out i guess it's a lot of physical activity yep yeah i mean some calories will be burned technically you're correct yeah okay so we've covered the Mormon religion and porn stars so far today really really really great start what else can we get off the rails and talk about we'll get there i'm sure we will there's some more madden i am a bias browns fan and i think tj watt was really uh that was that was messed up what they did to him you think he got snubbed you think he should have been he should have been 99 for sure over miles or along with uh with i wouldn't put him over but like i think they're both very good i just think that that was weird i thought that was really really really weird but i love the hype up for miles i'll tell you that whatever take it and run with it um this list is also pretty interesting to me too because i feel like there are some people left off uh yeah uh defensive rickie of the year maybe should have been on here i mean i don't know you would think that's just me that's just my personal opinion um but yeah i mean also i had a minute today where like i completely forgot that the majority of the moves that happened in the off season like free agency actually happened and i remembered von miller is a buffalo bill and i and staphon gilmore is yep and now you're like and i wanted to throw up in the mouth i almost did not great not great i hate both of those things one more than the other but they are both not don't like them right um you know who was unhappy this weekend some stealers fans yeah oh god they were they were pissed off you know what it's not my fault all i did was ask honestly for what right like you weren't talking to kenny pick it okay my bad if you asked you probably could have did it too yeah well that's why i replied to that lady that was like oh i thought she hated stealers she's she's just mean it was only like it was only women that were really mean and that was like kind of sad because like there's room for all of us to do a lot of things you know but also like it makes people really mad for some reason that's why i replied like if i had the opportunity to do something like this with a team like the bills that i really do not like but i know right for my job i can get some really good shit i would go i would post it everywhere i don't i want my football team to be your football team but that doesn't mean i hate the people there right your sports team should not make you a psychopath and i get it they work people up a little bit but you should not act like that over a sports team people who don't know you and to the point where you're gonna like be little somebody too for just you literally just went there and did her job that's it right and all i did and they were so mad so it was that when i used to live in Pittsburgh i worked at this like random baseball it's not it's not a minor league it's indie ball you know just an independent team and i worked at their field in like one of the bars like a bar out in left field it was fun it was easy a lot of money a lot of tips so i dm the guy that runs the whole place the gm of the team i was like hey this event looks really cool any chance that i could go for like work get some content he was like yeah for sure like you can come you can go on the field you can do whatever you want that's what i did literally just asked i mean it's they could have done that too but guess what they didn't so they also kind of easily said no too right like that's how easy this this works yeah and nothing i did was to like harm them in any way i got some really funny stuff i asked them uh she's a 10 but she's a browns fan let them roast the rounds even and somebody said oh this is in journalism we're not fucking well when did i say i'm trying to journal we are not fucking journalists we sit here and we talk about porn stars and the moral religion that is not journalism that is two girls shooting the shit and getting off track right that's it honestly when we like go to these things and ask them funny stuff and funny questions they're more willing to talk to us after we started they're like oh this is not like this is not them invading in our actual like space they want to know about us speaking of being willing to talk to somebody do you want to hear the most heartbreaking and devastating thing that has ever happened to me and it happened last night so uh myles teller was at the home run derby oh i saw and he was in the area in which i was sitting right that's all photo wonderful man looks he was super nice until he wasn't and maybe it was it was me like taking it too hard to the point where i thought he was being mean so don't you know say oh right that's a jerk so whatever he's doing photos and stuff and we're just like chatting and i asked because i was in charge of the fandom tick tock last night i was watching video from the home run derby and i was like oh shit if i can get myles that'd be cool instagram story it would be incredible yeah he had a philly's t-shirt on too because he's a philly's fan and kyle schwerber was participating home run derby i was like all meant to be so i can get such good content right now with this superstar he's like one of the biggest people in hollywood right now because top gun and whatever so i asked him i was like hey myles so i work for fendall and i'm running the fendall tick our fendall instagram tonight would you mind if we got a video i'm just gonna ask you like what your thoughts on the home run derby are like it'll be super quick and he looks i mean he just goes no i was like i think he goes yeah i'm not doing video today but the way he said it was no i definitely took it too hard but i was so shocked that i just got like de kebbe matambo so hard i was like okay my ego was really bruised and i right because oh no you didn't oh i teared up a little bit walking to the bathroom i absolutely did full disclosure i cried myles always cancelled tell her made me cry so i'm so sorry um and it was at the point where like i hadn't gotten a picture with him um because i didn't want to get a picture and then be annoying and ask for a video right i just wanted to do the one and then he ruined the one so you couldn't do the other i picked my battles i took the video because i wanted to do a good job for work and he said no i obviously was not going to ask for a photo after that because my heart is ripped to a million pieces my ego is on the floor oh man that's funny i'm sorry it's not funny but it's funny it's low-key funny but it in the in the moment i was heartbroken uh that happened to me at the super bowl i almost cried once during that was like traumatizing i'm not gonna lie i went over to ask jonathan taylor to be on like a tiktok i was like hey i'm time to be in this tiktok and his like lady walking around goes why are you speaking to him yep and i go i'm sorry i just asked him if you wanted to be a tiktok he's like i fucking hate tiktok and i'm like okay and then we're right by pat set so pat mackaphee screams at him he's like jonathan taylor wants us so he starts waving and i'm just standing there getting rejected by him oh yeah uh it was funny listen it was funny it just toughens your skin a little bit so the next time it doesn't hurt as bad right right right i'm like we have to do stuff like that especially for when we do like the fan on the street stuff i get so anxious to the point because people are sometimes like low-key rude as fuck yeah and i hate i get so anxious to the point where i hate going up to people and asking them if they want to be in video like i can't do it unless i like have a drink or something to just take the edge of me too so i was really proud of myself for building up the balls to actually ask this fucking movie star to do this and he said no i'm never gonna ask anybody now he's ever again he ever has no place on our show ever if he ever wants to be on our show sorry can't listen you're probably a great guy and i'm definitely overreacting but in my mind right now you freaking suck oh my god i'm a thousand overreacting but like i don't even care i cried i cried he made me cry well it just like it's really nerve-wracking to go up to people you don't know and talk to them because people you know are scary sometimes people are mean um i just started so when i was at summer like i just started being rude back i've never met more rude people going up to them talking than at one of the summer league games it was actually really they were so rude and they started being mean to me and like one guy oh yeah i was like hey would you want to be in like this tiktok for whatever and they're like ew what and i'm like it's for fandal they're like uh and okay i said never mind i'm not talking to you anyways and i walked away that's why i kept doing it i'm like never mind i don't want you in anyways you'd probably be terrible gonna be a jerk yeah if you're mean to me i'm gonna be mean back i literally said yeah you're gonna do a really bad job so i don't know why i asked you walked away people suck i hate everybody yeah people people are mean um people are mean sorry for all of our rants uh who went on a rant jk dobbins went on a rant on twitter okay deserved though is it yeah because if it's okay but what what are we gonna do when he's not playing week one okay true right he didn't say anything like mean to him if rapaport is like getting information that's not accurate and like he's tired of seeing it and stuff and wants to like set the record straight or whatever i totally understand freaking out like that because also shifter and rapaport sometimes are they say some dumb stuff yeah not the best like there are two of the best like one and two at their jobs but sometimes they suck like just as i just think i think he took it a little too far he could have said oh i'm trying to play week one but he like went all out and i'm like damn dude he literally just said you had a bad injury uh someone someone in your organization is telling me that they're doubtful for your week one start you're playing the jets might just be frustrated with the fact like that he's been dealing with this injury for so long maybe it is true that the rehab process is not going the way he planned and he's frustrated with that and then he just like flipped his lid it was like the seven tweets i was like man it's not that deep but like i hope you're playing it's yeah i mean you picked him for comeback player of the year so you better hope he's playing but they're also playing the jets so oh so okay even if he can't play i wouldn't right like maybe just let him chill it's the jets no hate to the jets but like week one you're playing the jets do you really need him out there no i don't know i think i think he was overreacting one tweet was enough it just kept going but i get it you don't want people to put your story out there wrong but he better hope to goodness that he is out there week one this isn't gonna get on old takes expose so quick if he is not so faster than you can even blink jk dobbins doubtful week one oh my god i'd be it's it's not gonna be not gonna be pretty but i will say i do appreciate the fact that because he's not the first player to do this no i do appreciate when players like kind of go at shifter and rapaport and like don't not necessarily take their bullshit because i don't think it's bullshit but sometimes their sources may not be 100 accurate and whatever so i do live on pad show when it happened rapaport was yeah and they read it to him they're like jk dobbins just dunked on you he's dunking on you and they're like roasting him for like three minutes and then he goes well i'm sticking to my story because my source is very close to the situation so whatever better lock up your circle double down because um someone's um i will say rapaport is definitely a very good sport when it comes to shit like that yeah i don't think shifter would be able to handle that yeah i don't think so either he would uh they could have meltdown um right yeah but it was it was fun to read yeah it was entertaining i mean whatever good for him anyway uh is that it for football no i got i got some i got one more thing okay i got one more thing let's talk about we were talking about tomorrow let's talk about the bangles there's two things i have i have one their ticket sales and revenue two they're white helmets we'll start with the good one and then i'll roast him with the second one i really like the helmets they're so freaking cool i think they look really good with the white uniforms they're they're really good they're awesome i saw somebody somebody called them the sinsa at iziba it's like have you never seen a white tiger before hello right uh i mean sure but the helmets are really sick the uniforms look really good um however on i don't know which program it was there was a thing that said bangles there's more bangles fans and browns fans and then this guy goes on to say i would rather cheer for winners than cheer for losers and then said it makes you a loser if you cheer for losers what do you want me to do okay i didn't ask for this i didn't sign up for this we were forced into it and we had to do it and i'm like man what also what a stupid take that's the dumbest thing ever they won their first playoff game in 25 years they've been terrible they've been actually last in the division the guy who tweeted this it was clinton yates right yes he is a washington dc sports fan is he as far as i know yeah so you're telling me being a fan of the washington wizards is okay even though they are losers that makes you not a loser like how does this how does this wait i'm like how does this work out did you watch the bangles before last season did you watch them at all before last season because um they were really bad did you watch the andy doll in years like there was one year where they were okay and that was just the definition of mediocrity that's it yeah so i don't know where this narrative is coming that they've been good forever because they've been very very very very very bad just like us such a wild thing to say too if you're a fan of like the commanders and so then this goes to the ticket revenue and tickets sold and money and everything so i was reading it today there's like this article put out that the raiders made the most money well sold the most tickets made the most money but they had not the most amount of people and fans ate a lot of like fans and stands ate a lot of no shows but Cincinnati bottom three well vegas will absolutely do to you where you buy tickets and then you just can't go so that makes a ton of sense um Cincinnati is interesting though because i all i've ever seen from the bangles fan base is how loyal they are and blah blah blah but there's not that many i understand too like sometimes it's hard to afford to get some professional for sure for sure like yeah 100% fucking it's like taking out a loan for a car like it is expensive especially if like you're a family and you're taking kids blah blah blah blah that being said right i don't know but just don't say that there's way more bangles fans and they have a way better fan base when um you're gonna get roasted and if you're a fan of dc teams that's the part that i don't get they all suck the nationalists were good for one they won and your best player is leaving you and he's gone he's done he put his goodbye video out 95 and said peace out see you later got my derby trophy get in the car and i'm probably going to i don't know he's probably gonna stay in LA who's to say john wall didn't even want to stay in dc and he was like through and through the guy there like he didn't even want that yeah so i don't want to hear it the only thing the only thing dc has right now is bradley bill and he's i can go on a different rank about that because he's nuts him and yes yep we got it there there a lot yeah crazy but shout out one solo for winning the home run derby yeah brie how was how was your time besides besides miles teller making me cry yeah um it was actually very fun i was fortunate enough to go with um a woman that i worked for and her brother got us down behind home plate because he works for uh the dodgers so it was a nice little surprise and it was incredible um i saw like firsthand right in front of my face everything that was happening and it was really cool to watch the home runs from that angle like the launch angle because they just go straight up and disappear but they're going so fast and they're hit so hard that like two seconds later they're out in the mass of humanity in the outfield also so all of those balls that got hit last night were signed did you know that were they yeah i saw that today and i was like that's the coolest thing ever did you see the camera woman so like hosier mirrors he didn't hit very many that's fine also i don't know why he hit from the right side when 17 of his 19 home runs are from the left side so i think that was just like bad planning on his part yeah maybe he thought that he was like a for sure advance and he was gonna i don't think he thought that he was advancing i don't know i don't think he thought that he was advancing at all but uh he hit a home run one of his home runs that he hit hit a camera woman in the chest pouch and she just kept on going so props for her good for her because i probably hurt a lot if i get hit i'm crying i'm causing a scene and i'm getting some money out of it so hosier mirrors cut me a check if you hit me in the chest with the home run yeah say you're sternum broke or something yeah and just get a bag yeah just uh run me like a couple thousand and then i'll be fine we're gonna commit insurance fraud on the show too what else why why not we've already talked about two absolutely insane things let's do another one yeah so that's that's what i'll do but home run derby looked fun uh it was very fun no three pete pete nope glad to see it yep um a lot of dodgers crazy a lot of dodger scenes were like heckling him last night i was kind of surprised oh i love that that's awesome yeah i was surprised maybe they got in his head there was a ton of mezz fans there too and that was like really cool to see but also like la's a transplant city if you're not from here you're definitely in east coaster um and a lot of people that i had talked to on saturday said that they traveled for this so that's very cool too to see right you know people making vacations out of it whenever but what i will say which i thought was awesome is that every single person in that stadium at least in my general vicinity no matter what they had across their chest or what colors they were wearing was so happy for albert pools and i thought that was awesome yeah everybody i thought that was really sick but if they rigged it for him to win i was gonna be mad yeah okay so did you see the thing where one of schwerber's home runs didn't they didn't count it but it should have and it would have gone into tie number two yeah that seems to me maybe they did but at the same time it's like they were the pa announcer guy in the stadium was calling home runs before they even landed in the outfield so maybe we wait until the ball like finds a landing spot before we count the home runs and stuff and maybe he was just excited you know he was excited yeah maybe i don't know i mean schwerber was hitting hitting bombs so it very well off the bat and it looked like a home run and then just died or whatever i don't know but but they like the players even loved it yeah it was very cool it was really cool to see and it was like i wish i was just a little bit closer so i could actually hear what they were saying which i would have to be on the field for that but it was it was really cool to see because it was guys from both sides you had the guys from the al side that were running over after albert's turn and then all of the nl side like mobbed him and whatever it was very cool and he gave a nice little speech afterwards seeing that like this is a really fun way to finish off his career like his last year of his career and so happy for him um bray you should have got a tiktok with that i love bad i love that bunny saturday for the celebrity game you would have thought the beetles were in that stadium the way it did they love him when he did and everybody loves him when he he just could have like sneezed and the whole place would have erupted one girl jumped on the field her way boob came out like she got picked up by security like that but there's a video on tiktok from the opposite angle that i saw and her shirt is like half off and everything like nuts well he draws a crowd for sure his tickets to his concert are so expensive i do i do really like him um he's very very very very very um nice to look at i will say yeah you think so yeah i think he's 10 out of 10 guy i would say i don't know something about him maybe it's like the little bit of a unibrow thing that like throws me off i just it's all good for me everything i see no complaints um he did do a really cool thing though where it and it was definitely like a selfish like self-motivated thing where he did not want to bat because he didn't want to be embarrassed embarrassed probably um so his first at that he had vlad grail come out and pinch it for him and i said i don't know what david or tees did and it was their video together love it did you see it them singing everything everything about the celebrity game i think it was like 10 out of 10 they did a great um yeah i think it's a really great celebrity game i went to the one that they had here in 2019 it was awesome smone boss out there trying to catch fly balls missed every single one of them jr smith was trying to help her out yes great jojo siwa did poor thing give her a ton of credit she tried as hard as she possibly could just did she get a home run in the park home run yeah she yeah she did and brian cranson was hysterical a little walter way action on the field but yeah um i just all the events that i went to this weekend for the all-star stuff was really cool they had remember the fan fest type of thing that they had at uh super bowl like the nfl experience that's where the convention center was for this and it was very very cool so 10 out of 10 mlb finally did something right um to connect with the fans so that's nice to see yeah i think the home run in my opinion i think the home run derby is the best event in professional sports a lot of people said dunk contest but the dunk contest is so boring they don't even dunk the last three dunks the last few years the dunk contest has been absolute trash trash i'm i totally agree with you the home run derby is awesome it's never knock at home runs are incredible no matter what a whole event dedicated to home run right that's what i'm saying like people are like the three-point contest i'm like you there's multiple events in that evening and it takes not very much time anybody can make a three i can make a three-point shot the nba skills competition thing is not just the three-pointer you have they're doing all the shit the ball handling or whatever and like this is dedicated to home runs it's a whole night of just home runs you get the biggest and baddest power headers in the league to come out and those they were mirrors but it's awesome right it was really good it's always good i agree i totally agree with you that is like spot on i saw some people argue in the comments on instagram too saying that this was oh my god i had some man in my dms are you with me he was doing like he was doing lmfao with the yawn emoji in like laughing emojis like every time he would say something like nothing you said is funny nor is it gonna change my opinion on uh this event so you could have your opinion right oh people are so dumb anyway what else derek jeter tv show are you gonna watch it yeah i'm definitely gonna watch it okay you're better than me because i refuse to watch the michael jordan show really yeah this is i'm i'll i'll watch it eventually i'm being bitter everyone watches it say oh after this show i know jordan is better than lebron then i'm never watching it because it's gonna make me angry it's really cool it's a really well done documentary frank cone isn't it i know that i'm that's my only reason to watch it i guess i yeah i won't literally sit down with you and like face have me while you watch the michael jordan thing if you agree to do it like it's so good it's so good it's good it's that good i am i gonna like hate him more because i really dislike um so there are definitely parts of it in which he's not i mean he's not a great guy to begin with if you know anything about michael jordan as a whole but there are parts of it where you're gonna think like wow that's fucking asshole right i already i already got that part so maybe you'll get some like let me hit out of it so great and you got you know first person accounts from rodman and pippin and isiah thomas like it's it's awesome okay well maybe maybe i'll give it a try i will watch the jeter show i watch yeah i'm gonna watch the jeter show i did see a lot of uh reactions on twitter last night though saying that it's boring i mean it's baseball so that could be why i i also do think i love derrick jeter growing up as i mean i'm a red socks fan through and through but i love derrick jeter growing up um i have grown to realize that he definitely is a little bit overrated um not saying i'm not saying that he's you know bad but alex rodriguez is the better shortstop on that team and he moved to third base because jeter wanted to stay short so um i do think jeter is overrated however i'm not going to take away from the fact that he is one of the best baseball players as a whole in our generation just from like the marketing standpoint and like the fame and whatever also gave gift bags to girls that he slept with and stuff which is a little creepy but that's that is whatever what's in the gift bag uh if i remember there's somebody tweeted out like a couple years ago see it depends on what's in it that one of the girls like just got asked this because they were all celebrities it was like mariah carrey jesca alba with people like that and one of them got asked in an interview about it and they detailed what was in there and it was like chanel stuff and like okay well that's a good gift bag yeah i mean like super nice you know wow that's a that's a good gift bag not like a water in an adville for the road he's getting like the gift bags you get at weddings like mini snap bags okay now we're talking yeah no i mean he while it may be really weird and kind of creepy he definitely didn't like skimp on the definitely like a you know some men just love they love to spend their money for some reason i don't know why but some men just really love to do that um you know who doesn't love to spend their money the boston red sox ownership probably i was i was gonna go on the red sox specifically i was gonna go oakland ace what i would be so embarrassed if i was that this is so embarrassing how do you a not have accommodations for your player and your lone all-star player b let another team shout out the atros i hate them sometimes how do you how do you let this happen this is so if i was listen if i was blackburn i literally go to the front office and be like fuck you this is fucking embarrassing right and he probably already thinks they probably all think very poorly of them oh and so that news comes out they're like well look it's your guys's fault so sorry can't do anything about it now it's such a joke organization i like i genuinely feel bad for their fans and everything like this is so shitty book to fight commercials of the all-star game how do you do that he had to book it i don't know if he had to book it but well he had to book it that's i would that's like the thing is is i wouldn't be surprised though yes that was the case they're like oh have fun see you when you come back like you're not going to take their like family out there okay right this is like a major event this is fun for the family as well as the player carpet with them yeah so you're telling me his family had to fly commercial to losers absolute losers oakland a's be better it's a possible but try no the team's gonna be gone anyway so good at this point good see you're going to relocate them they need a fresh start with ownership completely out of the picture uh you want to do any mba any anything happened on the net's front that i've missed yeah kairi did not show up to the whatever it's called drew league didn't show up lebron james is there dunking on l.a fitness men yeah it's fine only one by two kairi no show loser we're not surprised just another day for him nothing with kd i guess um i saw something that the the wizards are gonna push hard for him today they're they're not going to do that what the hell and he's not going to go there that's thing where is he gonna go because they are going to ask king's ransom in a trade for him they're gonna decimate an entire organization just to appease him with this trade i'm gonna go back to the warriors could you imagine would not be very fun but whatever okay so kevin durin is from dc yeah i mean that that doesn't i i know but i just don't think he wants to be there the team sucks we just talked about this like three seconds ago they suck i mean i like dc dc is a really fun city but but what assets do they have what they're not obviously not going to go oh please kyle kuzma and a bag of potato chips a couple of long sweaters maybe actually i don't i don't know i don't know what the final outcome of this is going to be because if did you see what the package for donovan michel would have been from the next oh i see yeah i see also nix fans donovan michel is so much better than rj barrett yeah i don't know what's wrong with you guys he's a lot better so like if you had to get rid of him to get he's so much better bylan katie would not dominate the league katie couldn't do it with james harden kairi urving you're telling me bradley bill and kevin durin are gonna do that too no the thing with kevin durant is he needs people around him he is not like and it pains me to say this but it's true he's not like lebron where he can take a lot of of pressure the 2018 calves the 2007 calves katie can't take them to the finals he can't do that he couldn't take kairi and james harden anywhere he he got swept they got swept four games they didn't even try it seemed like but they i just i don't i don't yeah i don't like it's not that i don't like kevin durant it's just like this whole soap opera shit with him is just it's very annoying very good yeah he's he's one of the best players in the world if not the best player in the world but if you're the if you're not gonna show up and do what you need to do and you're gonna keep running away from it all speaking like leaving the warriors was the dumbest thing yeah yeah but speaking of uh his uh nets saga and the people that he went to the nets with to try to win a championship and that obviously didn't work um did you see james harden the stuff with james harden he supposedly is in great shape now and he's very excited to what does that mean uh have a really good year with i don't know i don't know you know i'm rooting for him i hope he does well uh i have nothing against james harden but like i don't know if he's being honest with that i think the way i feel about harden is very similar to the way i feel about durant where it's just like it's always something and i'm tired right that's it i just i have more respect for james harden because he just kevin durant doesn't really give a fuck but he does because he'll let you know james hardy's just gonna do it right james hardy's just gonna do it he's gonna go to the strip club do it every once he's gonna have a bad game doesn't matter he doesn't care he's gonna hang out with who's he best friend is it kicked off of a team is it lil baby or da baby which baby lil baby lil baby okay yeah i don't but like it's it's just always something and it's i don't care for it i've not i that's again the complimenting lebron james today i don't i did it last night too like i'm sick i'm very ill um that's the one thing about lebron that i will say is while he i think he's very annoying he can't be he cries a lot he'll fall on the ground a little bit he'll some will poke him in the eye like the least dramatic out of all of these superstars i would say right he does what he needs to do he'll win you a championship at some point and he will leave you at some point and as long as you get a championship sure that's fine and okay like cool but he's not doing this thing like every other year like katie's doing and he might be in a couple days he can either sign an extension or go for his last year which i'm hoping that he does um last year but i so here's what i think he's gonna do i think he's gonna finagle a way to either do like a one-year extension with an opt out or something like that to stay with the Lakers and try to make it work with ad because we're all expecting ad to be healthy well yeah but something whether i mean whether that actually happens remains to be seen but the expectation is he's gonna be healthy and we haven't really seen them full force unless you want to count like the bubble but like even still i don't know that really counts like the pandemic championships just like don't really count in my opinion right like that like the braves mascot yesterday love it mouse ring making mouse ring that was so funny the pinnacle of shade it was beautiful it was gorgeous i love everything about it that is how you throw shade in a respectful way because it takes a little bit to get it but once you do get it and then you will see top notch um i don't know i think i think he stays with the Lakers for at least one more year and i hope not figures it out i hope he does a little i feel like he has to do a homecoming i don't think so i feel like he will i feel like he already did that and like no no no he'll do it he's been in cleveland a lot this summer oh yeah doesn't he still do stuff in like akron yeah but he's been he's been with um so one of his best friends is now in the cabs front office okay they've been doing a lot of stuff they've been hanging around a lot of cabs people so um i don't know i don't uh listen wishful thinking if you want to manifest it i'm totally i'm just i'm just lying to myself so it'll happen i don't know the cabs got new uniforms though they're fire you like them a lot of people hating on them i think the white one the white one is incredible the white one's really good i like the black one the um wine one it's just plain but like who cares it's fine yeah but whatever right the white one's awesome though i like the shorts a lot i love it um that's the one thing i will say that is kind of annoying sometimes about being a Celtics fan is right classic it's so traditional and it's hard because they're never gonna no i think do something like it's gonna stay the same yeah it's gonna stay yeah which is i think it's cool because it adds to the like legendary value of the team and the organization and everything which is awesome and it's great and again i love being a Celtics fan it's but i wish they would branch out and do some cool stuff like this as alternates maybe they wear them once or twice um like the black jerseys great those are it's the same traditional style and everything but just like a different color which is cool i just a little bit more a little more creativity a little more different yeah we get new uniforms all the time like they've the longest uniforms that they have where the old ones like the very first Lebron yeah like those are like those are cool too though yeah i like those a lot i like those i don't really have a lot of cool stuff they collab with a lot of artists they they have like so many different courts yeah i don't know they're doing a lot of stuff but i guess you can do that when it's not you know like like like or Celtics to the point always the same i think these are really cool i might even have to get one just to get one you you should get one get a nice one do you want i'll get darry scarlin yeah darry scarlin i like him i'm gonna get everyone's face cutie pie with the afro what's his name jared allen jared allen yes i like him a lot too he's sweet he just seems like such a good boy the funniest part about jared allen is we got him in the james harden trade and somehow somehow they won that and that still to this day is amazing yeah because he was in the nets with karis right and we have both of them on our team now i do like jared allen a lot he just seems like such a nice guy he's just a sweet human yeah when he was in the bubble with the nets he built a computer while he was there good for him yeah he's smarter than me very very very nice man yeah you know he's not a good man oh god i'll send this i'll give this this is this is this can be your last one who is not a good man former cleveland cavalier champion oh my god tristan tomsen former boston selda i'm so sick yeah that's wild um he is living it up and i'm not surprised you know nothing that happens with him is surprising we're not shocked it shouldn't be news but it's just still funny to talk about because it will continue to happen him and chloe another baby but at least um yeah i have i have a lot of opinions it was two months before she found out about the other like the most recent child i so i don't even still though has this man not showed you a bajillion times in the past that he sucks why are you still i don't know i have some questions about it so i understand the only thing that i can understand from her standpoint like if i hypothetically was in chloe Kardashian shoes which right whatever is to have an like an amicable relationship for their daughter but now they're adding another child but she's not giving birth herself so is he gonna take responsibility for this kid or is he just gonna say that's your child and that's it because i don't know how that's gonna work i have no idea because it is his child such a jerk um also anybody that chooses to be involved with this man at this point like you're an idiot you know well the girl that he was with in Greece did you see who she was no Kanye West was with this woman like a couple months ago not the one with the eyeliner the one that hell out of me the one the one that she would like kick my ass she's scary yeah he was with kim's look alike who he used to be a fling with oh okay yes i remember i remember like channey something um okay so keeping it in the family that's a little right we're gonna keep it in the family that's what they always do we're really used to that what a weird um yeah i don't i don't give a shit who if you are a woman and you are willingly getting involved with Tristan Thompson at this point i am a embarrassed for you be ill why see bad just really bad how like what are you doing yeah what do you i mean i guess if you want people to know who you are i guess that's a gain from it that's the only thing that i could think of as to why that and have no shame like you get the notoriety from it and the clout but do you really want that but like exactly have some shame dude right and it's even weirder that he is now with somebody that was just with his former brother-in-law or whatever yeah Kanye West put Tristan Thompson in a song compared him to Kobe no way and now he has his woman god damn it gross so Chloe also girl adding another baby to this mix isn't i understand like you're getting older and you want true to have a sibling yeah i like that's a go to a donor don't use this guy because at this point that that feels like what he is he's just a donor he's not yeah and it's gonna make i don't know yeah that's weird it's gonna make you such a bad situation for true too because then she's gonna grow up and realize like holy shit my dad is a bad person to my mom he's he's in Greece with people from Cleveland so like we saw on someone's instagram story that he was in it and i'm like yeah this is probably gonna go bad couple days later news hello everybody Tristan Thompson freaking sucks Kanye West old girlfriend she's oh she's just very dumb for bringing another baby into the mix and for even still giving this guy the time of day like let him see his child and be a dad to his best ability and let that do to these women what does he do to these women he's gotta have gone to like some food to which doctor or some shit that's literally the only thing i can think of that's why he's got such a hold on Chloe and all the other women that he's been involved with while he was with Chloe like i don't right there's nothing about Tristan Thompson that would make me say yeah i want to hang out with that man nothing absolute mid basketball player not very that you are in the NBA congratulations you are rich but sometimes you want me a championship don't give a fuck see you sometimes that's all it is though is the fact that he has money and he's you know intertwined with the right people for these girls that are just like chasing this fame sometimes that's all that matters right and if that's what you want to do your route should be Tristan Thompson he's an easy target and you can do what you want so that's like if that's the way you want to do your thing like that's at this point what you deserve yeah so congratulations i guess he sucks i'm it does make for really good social media though and shit like this happens because the memes and the tweets are all hysterical not he probably reads them and laughs oh my god he stills his ego he's so goddamn toxic this comment right here Tristan Thompson is the next future he is yes yes he's not as cool though he thinks he's cool but he's not actually that cool he's kind of like lame and not like future is cool he's not a great man but he's very cool he's pretty cool um he's not faking anything not the best not the best but it's a very cool dude Tristan you are not not just at what point does he turn soundcloud rapper i don't know Kanye he's still got Kanye's phone number it's not out of the realm of possibility that he like has a feature on the next album or something because everybody is a soundcloud rapper right now so at what point is he releasing the single he should just come out in doing with future honestly he'd probably do it yeah yeah probably should just call it toxic or toxic masculinity there you go there you go i named the song for you guys caught me my check leave me alone yeah that's it just give me a little bit of money and don't speak absolute psycho um what else i think that's it i've i got nothing else it's a great thing to finish yeah i got nothing else um just just take care of yourselves and Tristan Thompson comes anywhere near you run the opposite direction so um and if you came into the show late let's just recap on the wild things we talked about today Mormon away from Tristan Thompson um and caveat off of that Mormon sex which weird so porn stars and uh Tristan Thompson so we hit the trifecta oh and insurance fraud there we go right there we go so and then just another day football is coming soon and we will have more buildings to talk about i promise but until then have fun watching the all-star game have fun um we are yeah we'll be like live tweeting definitely already started we've been late because my computer fucking sucks but we'll be live tweeting i'm sure so on that note we are out of here everybody have a fun week good weekend and see you next week