 You're very big and perils the plan, you cannot be suffered to live. Belp, Joan? Hey! Get out the damn way, son! Wait, she's back! Oh, frick! Do you have wrist pain? Once whose tireless service to the ground merit to the highest honor we might bestow. Speak American! What the hell did you just say? As soon as you get a moment, please trade. I have your clothes. Southern Seas shirt. The South Seas. Kul tiran. Oh, nice. Cool. Thank you. I look good now. That's when this character looks just like him. Look, listen. It's because it's all about complete and total character immersion. You need that shirt? I'll go get my Hawaiian shirt right now. I gotta go downstairs. Okay. If you want to be the best you can at any game, it's complete and total character immersion. You want to be the best, you got to look of the best. You got to feel the best. The chisel jawline, right? The obviously muscular... Oh, excuse me. Complete and total. So all it takes, all it takes, all it takes, boys. Okay. Let's go on to the next part. Shave chest. Okay. I'm not shaving my chest. Okay. I don't know what's funnier. The fact that I just had these in-game clothes lying around my house or the fact that we got the face and hair so close. Onwards, men. Pepe, run. Okay. Let's go to Mamodi. Can I count on your discretion as banned? If so, then listen closely. Mamodi wishes endless the aid of a trusted friend of Uldah. The outside world believes Uldah to be a Sultanate ruled by Sultan Ananamo. Truth is, it's the sixth wealthiest citizens that hold the most sway, the Syndicate. It pains me to say it, but her grace is crowned. The symbol of the royal dynasty has been stolen. And O'wine? O'wine's the Sultan's sworn who is charged with guarding it that night. It can't be a coincidence that a man we know to have been fraternizing with thieves had a letter for O'wine of all people. You need to take this to the man himself, as banned. Tell him Mamodi sends you, and that it concerns a lost heirloom. If it looks as though the fellow needs help, I want you to lend it to him. The future of our fair city may depend on it. A secret to be told. A gold chest to be bold. How are you liking the game? It's uh, it's been a lot of fun so far. It's been a lot of fun so far. Pepe run. Sprint time. Uh, level duty on our country. Deliver the letter to O'wine. O'wine, where are you at? Yeah, I get the red arrow of stairs. Hi. Right back at you, bitch. Are you flicking me off? Oh, they're saying come with me. Oh. Okay, yeah, I'll follow you. Well met, adventurer. What business brings you here this day? A letter. Very well. Let's see it. Have you read this, adventurer? No. I see. Mistress Mamodi has doubtlessly ex-doubtless explained to you the significance of the crown and what its loss could mean for her grace, the Sultana. The blame is mine, you see. I grew lax in my duties, and in a moment of carelessness, since the hour of the theft, we've searched frantically for any signs, any whispers as to the whereabouts of the crown. We have found nothing. The identity of the thieves and their motives seemed faded to remain a mystery until you arrive. Bearing this ransom note, I will travel to the unholy air and pay them their ransom. Though I'm not foolish enough to meet these men alone, would you consent to be present for the exchange? On behalf of all those still loyal to the Sultana, I beseech you. Meet me at the unholy air in central Daniland, east of Blackbrush Station. If the gods are good, the exchange will proceed without incident. Well dude, did you notice you look kind of like your character right now? I don't think so. One other person said that. I don't know why people keep saying that. Let's go up here. Don't look behind you. What the frick? That looks like a like a Muppet monster. Oh frick. Wait, that mech was stealth? Am I his army? Maya Higo sends her regards. Wait, she's back. Oh frick. Wait, what did I do? Do you have wrist pain? Do you need some ven-gay? What, like, what are you doing? What is this? Carpal tunnel? What do you want? I didn't do anything. Oh, you have a quest. What is the quest? You need two gill. Wait, you need three gill. You need four gill, okay. Oh, you need five gill, okay. Oh, you need six. Six gill, okay. Okay, you need seven gill, okay. Okay, you need eight gill, okay. Oh, you need nine gill, okay. Oh, you need ten gill, okay. Twelve, thirteen, fourteen. What do you want from me? Okay, run. Wait in the ambush with the freelancers. Wait, where are they? Yo, freelancer, where you at, dawg? Oh, this way. Uh, for a feed. I've come home. Sorry, sorry. Immersion, immersion, minus one. I've come as agreed. Now show me the crown. Ah, you'll have your precious crown once we've been duly compensated. What assurance have I that you will honor your part of the agreement? Now, now, Owen, you're the least trustworthy man here. Did we not say that you were to come alone? You've made mock of our trust. The deal is off. Wait, here's your payment, as promised. A thousand thanks to you, boy. You've succeeded where scores of thieves have failed. And now, at long last, we have it. The power to create an army of undying soldiers. The traitor's spurn. No, it can't be. What have I done? You must feel terrible knowing that you brought us the doom of Sylvie. Worry not, boy. We'll grant you a quick death. Oh, frick. There's too many, yes, man. Run. Run while you still can. I will do my duty. Wait, who's this? New voice. Oh, you're ready to serve the Sultana lad. And you'll be doing it for a good while yet. Why is it always a, why is it always a Lollafell? Oh, it's Babishon. It's Babishon. Okay. So I'm sworn. Put these thieves to the sword and secure the crown. No matter. Kill them all. I'm gonna kick him. And then I go over here. I'm A-wing. I'm A-wing. There's three moms. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Oh, I died. Frick. Okay. I shouldn't have taunted everybody. I thought, I thought the NPCs were gonna heal me. I was trying to AOE. Keep bowmin', bowmin', bowmin', bowmin'. Keep bowmin', bowmin', bowmin', bowmin'. You can now accept the next class job quest. All right. Let me play games that are popular. I saw my favorite streamer playing a different game. And so I thought the other game he had already quit and it was dead. Because I'm stupid. No, I'm not gonna AOE. Wait, I just got AOE. Put the Frick. I was out of that. Master Babishon. But why? How? The general saw you sneak into the vault so wide. He suspected something was afoot and ordered us to keep track or keep an eye on you. Master Babishon, more of them to the north. After them, so them sworn, they have the crown. This lot sought only to delay us. Let us speak again back in the city. The source of his strength becomes clear. May have bested the golem. But you will not fare so well this day. Two voices of creation. Send unto me a creature of the abyss. My thrall to command. That I may spite mine enemies. The powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu. You're very big and perils the plan. You cannot be suffered to live. Soon you shall take your vile gifts to that grave. Right as the venom eats its way through your veins. Arrive. Shield plan. Thank, Red. You certainly have a knack for getting into trouble. An unwelcome guest? No matter. All shall fall before me. Keep it up, Espan. We almost have him. Nice. Duty complete. Gons. This is indeed a disturbing revelation. We had a long suspected. The involvement of the bringers of chaos. Asians. They give them their true name. But we could not be sure they were responsible for the recent disturbances until now. It wasn't until now, that for some reason, all the MMO players wanted to play this weeb game. They finally succumbed to the weeb tendencies. They claim that they're not weaves. But we'll show them. Is it Asians or Asians? Asians? Ah, yes. That's right. You're one of the gifted. You know, this marks the third time I've found you in the midst of trouble. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're a lodestone for it. But all's well that ends well, eh? Our mass friend is no more. And while I very much doubt that we've seen the last of his kind, his demise will likely grant us at least some respite. And on that note, I must away. Until next time, this guy belongs in a museum. Y'all, I'm not a weeb, though. Guys, I didn't know you were. You found my alt stream. That's crazy. I guess I should play this on my main. Speak with Papa Sean, wait in ambush for the freelancers and journey to the goblet. But better on, time to go. Antelope stag horn. A large elongated horn that when blown will bring your antelope stag sprinting to your side. Hold on, does this work? News. Really just bought this off Amazon. It came in like yesterday, maybe the day before. What are the chances that somebody handed me one of those? Why do I have everything that's in this game in real life? What are the chances, dude? That is funny. Let's go down this. Actually, let's teleport. Let's teleport. Okay, so I need to take this path all the way down here to where the heart is, okay? You keep going there and leaving. Dude, I have crippling ADHD. It's okay. At least it's fun to watch. Before this divers, nobody's bothering anybody. I've only heard, oh my goodness. How? How do you know? Is it because I'm not eating my stuff? I have to remember to eat my stuff. Is that what I did wrong? Have I run? Pat Huron? No, I already made the mistake once and now it won't leave me alone. That's why you never have to, you never give stray cats food because then they keep coming back. Papa Shawn. Does it surprise you to see me dress so, Esfanda? I was once a sultan sworn, you know? Whenever her grace ventures outside the gates, I have the honor of protecting her person. Never before had I seen her so despondent as when the news of the crowns theft reached her ears. But thanks to your valiant efforts, she has returned to her former vibrant self. You have the gratitude of every sultan sworn, Esfanda. Randomly voiced character. 17 thus undone. Gailed me with tales of a champion amongst champions once whose tireless service to the crown merit to the highest honor we might bestow. Speak American, what the hell did you just say? Never did it occur to me that it might be you. I, Nanamo Ulnamo, Sultana of Uldar confer upon you this gift. Raubon, see to it that our champion is my personal guest at the banquet. Oh yeah, personal guest, what it is. As you command your grace, if what they say is true, Uldar owes you a great debt. I am Raubon Aldin. With the consent of her grace, I oversee the affairs of the sultanate. I count my blessings when I find one. Her grace invites you to join her at the coming banquet. My trust I will see you there for the sake of her grace and the glory of the sultanate. May you walk in the light of the crystal. By the 12th Esfand, what are you doing? Get your little close buddy. By the 12th Esfand, for an adventurer to receive a personal invitation from her grace is unprecedented. Seats at these banquets are offered only to the most distinguished individuals. Mistress Mamoti has long been responsible for familiarizing foreign guests with our customs. Pray return to the quicksand and speak with her. She will tell you all you need to know. Wait, coffee girl died? Oh no, coffee girl is dead. Ryoji killed him. Or her. I mean probably. She's gone my lord. Never again will her coffee stain the land. Pet her one last time? Okay, I'm petting it one last time. Oh frick. It's back to life. This thing is invincible dude. What do you want? Eight lives remaining. Oh frick. Pepe run. Run, run, run. Okay so here's what I'm going to do. Maybe I play until I can get to the point where I can swap to Lancer. So I'll do all of Guardian, or sorry Gladiator tonight. Welcome back Esfand and congratulations on your invite to the big swarray. To be honest, I never imagined I'd be explaining these procedures to you. It's usually only foreign dignitaries who get to hear me pride alone and all about royal traditions. In accordance with agent custom, all guests to this banquet are required to wear a pair of ceremonial earrings. Being of a design unique to the occasion, the earrings serve as a security measure. The sultan's swarm will let you near the hall without them. Your set should be ready and waiting for you at the goldsmith's guild. The master's serendipity is expecting you. So you want to head down there now. Once you got them, bring them back here and we'll continue. It's funny watching new tanks trying to herd mobs and position mobs properly, cleave the healers. Look listen, I am a gaming athlete. Okay my athleticism exudes through my gaming ability. I can come off the bench, I don't even gotta warm up, I don't gotta stretch, I'm good. Greetings. Oh Esfand, your earrings are right here. I crafted them myself. I'll have you know, I think you'll be pleased. The box is locked and I am not permitted to give you the key. It's a final safeguard, you see. Only designated individuals are authorized to distribute the earrings to guests. In this instance, the person in question is none other than Mistress Mimodi. So you will need to ask her to open the box on your behalf. Uh oxy lane, onyx lane, too much UTRP dude. Oxy, any oxy runners? Look how good my character looks. Hold on. Let's see, what do you guys think? Hold on. Hey, get out the way. Look at that. Oh the belt's got a shoe. There you go. Belt showing. Hey, get out the damn way son. Oh thank you. Thank you. Please pat me on the, look at that. You got the jeans? Oh good. Complete and total character immersion. This is it Esfand, your big debut in Old Dan High Society. The banquet is being held in the Fragment Chamber. Head over to the Royal Promenade and Bartholomew will show you in. Oh, but be sure to put on your earrings first or he'll send you a packet. Try not to let all the pomp and ceremony get to you. Just be yourself and you'll be fine. Chat, we got invited to the party. Okay, very good. It's gonna be good.