 this. Can you actually believe this? This is the second to last episode of Madden 22 Wheel of Mutt. Do not be upset that it is over. Be grateful that it ever was Borderlands. I was gonna get that reference. I made a Borderlands reference and a JoJo's reference. Whatever. Today's game is the NFC Championship. As many of you know, I almost ended Wheel of Mutt last season so that we could dedicate May, June, July to Wheel of 2K. But it went so poorly that I needed a redemption arc. This is my redemption arc and I'm the main character of this anime. My superpower is having a wiener the size of an anaconda and I could actually... I have the craziest story actually unrelated. Last night, because I'm here in Hawaii, right? I'm here in Hawaii. I woke up in the middle of the night and I legitimately could not breathe. Like, I was like... I'm trying to figure out what's going on in my sleep paralysis. Am I having a bad nightmare? And I get around my neck and it's my cock just coiled around there, you know? So what I had to do is I got this little fireman's hose that I attached to the side over here. So before I go to bed, I sling it on over there and I just crank it up so that I don't have a chance of, um, suffixiating myself. Crazy story, completely unrelated. Let's get back to it. Well, I'm on... So DK Madcap has a wide receiver golden ticket. I will not get to use it because I don't think it's gonna come out in time for Wheel of Mutt. Although, honestly, it doesn't matter why wide receivers are not even that important to the way that I play this game. What's important the way I play this game is tight ends, half-backs, a quarterback. Offensive line looks great. We got Anthony Munoz now. I did find his power-up, so he is a 98 now. I got a 98 left tackle, gold 99 right tackle, solid interior offensive lineman, and Two Tall Jones has a golden ticket wide receiver and corner. So that would have been an incredible prestige, but this is the final season of Wheel of Mutt. So, too little, too late. Technically, Wheel of Mutt could be over right now. I'm saying it's the second to last episode, but I haven't won yet. If I lose this game, this is the grand finale. Oh, and Anthony Barr, holy shit, completely forgot. You guys were all clowning me rightfully, so I'm an idiot and completely forgot about Anthony Barr and his upgrades, but I gave it to him now. We earned the gold 99 Anthony Barr, and he may not look like much compared to gold 99 Lawrence Taylor, but it's really about the boosts that he gives. So, here he is, six foot five, compared to Lawrence Taylor. So, you see, he's two inch Atari Lawrence Taylor, a little bit slower, not as much excel, not as much strength. He has more tackle, more play-rack, less block shed, power moves, finesse moves. We know Lawrence Taylor is a god, so it wasn't that surprising. Where this Anthony Barr is insane is two things. Six foot five is actually crazy. He's going to pick off a lot more passes than most linebackers even have the opportunity to. And then this, the motivator for madden machines. He tackles right outside linebackers and middle linebackers all get plus one power move, finesse move, and block shed. I think that is so sick, and that's what I've been trying to go for this whole time. And now, finally, in the NFC championship, we have it. For my wheel spins today, I wouldn't mind maybe like a really good left guard center right guard. If not, I hate to say it, but I actually could get rid of that. It's so crazy to be potentially getting rid of a prestige, but there are gold 99 middle linebackers now who are better in every stat than Devon White. All right, boys. It's been one hell of a season. We've got four wheel spins left if we can make the Super Bowl. And this is one of them right here for the NFC championship. It's 2K per pushup. You know, this market is tanked. This actually could be solid. All right, so I just can't drop. I can pause in between, but my knees can't touch. All right? I'm going to shoot for like 50 if I can get 50. That'd be 100K. You should most definitely know the rules by now. If you want to critique my pushup form, you have to send me a video of you doing a pushup. 25. I'm at 44 50 pushups, but I'm taking it. 100K to spend on one player. I can easily get a 97 left guard. I get Zion Johnson can also get. Oh, I can't get Joe Thunny. He's a little too expensive. I kind of like this idea. A 97 left guard 76 100 for Zion Johnson. We're going to do that. I have a 95 left garden now. We're just going to stack that offensive line and then a center would be something I could potentially get as well while I catch my breath. Let's do a second wheel spin. Zion Johnson, the Chargers pick. I like to see it 97 overall is really solid. I haven't seen much of the draft promo. Let's see what else we got. Okay, it's three times store packs. Golden tickets are technically in packs. So this is actually a really good spin here just because my team is so good. There's not much I can get. But if I somehow some way, I will say I know that golden ticket odds are like like historically bad this year. Like they're horrible. I did not try and open any packs for them. I'm really glad I didn't. I love how they're called fan appreciation packs, but they're they're dog shit. I have to spend 75,000 coins on a pack that guarantees an 89 plus that that's a appreciating me. They're so tone deaf. It's not even funny for the sake of wheel of mud. I have three times store packs. And what do you know? I don't even get to look at my pack. Oh, I hate them so much. It like it like boils my blood dude. Alright, let's see we pulled in that first pack since I literally can't even see it. It was Dalvin Tomlinson Derek Thomas, John Mackey, Cole Holcomb, TJ Hawkins. Alright, let's see if I get to view this one. I would very much like to a draft player Jack Driscoll Marcus. I actually came out. I literally didn't open a single pack. That is the second pack. I'm open since golden tickets from TJ Gardner Johnson. Holy shit. And this is a wheel of mud. So I'm not going to put this in the title. I hate to spoil shit and wheel of mud. If you are here watching the NSE Championship, you're fucking boy just won the golden ticket. I really just shit talk EA so hard that they gave me a golden ticket. I literally bullied them into submission. That pack animation was fucking sick, by the way. Dude, is this Gardner Johnson any good? Right now, Isaiah Simmons is my user. Or right now, Isaiah Simmons is my strong safety. So he's a lot smaller than Isaiah Simmons. But he is 98 speed 97 Excel 99 tackle 99 fucking everything. He's definitely a golden ticket. I guess this is going to be my new user in the middle of nickel three three five wide. Alright, out of pure paranoia, I'm actually going to end my recordings right now to ensure I have these files. So everyone thank my amazing editor, Ty. I'm sorry, I got to do this. I'm too scared on the loses footage. I technically still have this third pack. I don't think I'm going to pull another golden ticket. Now, you know why I know I didn't pull a golden ticket. My game's not lagging anymore. I think my game instantly started lagging because it was preparing for that golden ticket animation. So if I had to guess, I can't really have anything else crazy in here. I did just pull Divide Diablo 96, which is kind of hard on Ryan Tannehill, but Divide Diablo definitely can't make my lineup. I'm just gonna quick sell all the 60k training. Not a bad pack, actually. Let's see how this affects LeBron's legacy. I'm going to go CJ Garner Johnson that strong safety. Should I put Isaiah Simmons where Julio is? Dude, my safeties are like the hardest no fly zone ever. It really should be Isaiah Simmons is myself linebacker. But Isaiah Simmons lurker costs like three. I feel like that's probably not smart. I really like Devon White. I can't go away from Devon White. All right, boys. We couldn't really be more ready than we are right now. Could we? All right, boys, it's the NSC championship. My team could not be more ready, except I am missing two AP on offense. Yeah, I'm missing two AP. I might as well give Munoz an ability, right? I had post up on Norwell. I might as well go post up on Zion Johnson here. Well, I really can't lose now because I have a golden ticket on the line, huh? Golden ticket and a Super Bowl on the line. I couldn't lose anywhere. Post up on Zion Johnson playoffs. Survive the playoffs one more win. The conference championship nine and three almost got clapped out of this. We're on a five game win streak right now on the final season. We don't mind. Ladies and gentlemen, what's better than this? We got a golden ticket. Let's go get a dub here. Let's take ourselves to the Super Bowl. Let's go, boys. Josh Allen, Jalen Ramsey, Najee Harris, but Daniel Thomas and Russell Wilson, Dion Sanders. It's not the best team in the world, but he is in the playoffs, so I have cause for concern. Wow. The override. It's the AFC championship. I'm I do always say NFC championship. It's not necessarily NFC. It just usually is since I'm a Lions. Look at CJ Gardner Johnson holding down the middle. He's gonna hand it off first. He's going nowhere. All right. Clamp Central. He's gotta call some audibles. No way he's doing that again. Right in the middle. He might want to go half back. I'm on it. Don't you dare. What are you doing? Gardner Johnson. Let's get one. Sean Taylor. That's how you start the AFC chip. What fucking throw is that? I'm mad at you, bro. All right. Let's play smart. No stupid throws. Ooh. B was open on the check down. I'm not gonna bitch quite yet, but these jerseys are a little difficult. There's too much blue on the screen. All right. Cup and Najee. We're just gonna make an easy read here. Najee Harris. His users not even close to that. I'm gonna stay in the same high rock combination, which is these two underneath. I think he's still in cover three, so he's not gonna be able to pick this up. Listen, if he wants to hand it over, he can. Najee, I'm the double juke. No. Don't. No. You're fucking. You're such a pussy. Oh, you, you, you, you had to win eight games to get here. You had to win 10 games to get here. Nine. You had to win seven to get to the playoffs. You had to win the wild card. You had to win the divisional. Don't quit right now. Okay. He's going to youtube.com to figure out how to stop four verticals. All right. Najee. Beautiful blocks, boys. Ooh. Send it. Beautiful blocks. Let's go get right through them. Let's go, Najee. Oh, wait a minute. Don't let me laser you. DK Metcalf. I didn't even spin my fucking challenge wheel. That's how nervous I was. Let's run this play. Let me go spin my challenge wheel. Holy shit. I'm so nervous. Okay. Normally I can't do what I'm doing here, which is to spin a challenge wheel in the middle of an episode, but I'm gonna do it. I also have a play at the exact same time. Oh shit. I'm just gonna run inside zone. Let's go. Juke it. Zonka. That's Zonka. I'm Zonka in. My challenge is a 50 plus yard touchdown. Okay. So we need a deep touchdown at some point in this game if we want to complete the challenge. I'm not gonna lie. I've done very little of that this year. In Madden 20, I used to do it once per game, but this year a lot of my drives are slow, methodical, underneath check downs, and run plates. Shit. Oh my god. I am legitimately taking my field goal. I should just ran the ball one more time. He's gonna run the ball again, and he's just gonna get bottled, and it's gonna piss him off. Oh, okay. Play action. Is that him himself? Anthony Bar? Too bad there's no more upgrades for Anthony Bar, but we will take that. A few different check downs are open. Wait a minute. He like caught it on the weirdest angle, hurtled, and then got rocked from putting this game away. Oh, okay. So like already we're on the 40, I can't get a 50 plus yard touchdown from here. It's not even possible. I can't hit a wide open Cooper cup though. I kind of don't. Come here. The run has been spectacular. Let's try a quick pitch left. Hold your blocks. Cut it up the middle. Oh, Matt. There he is. There he is. I just have to cut it up past his user. Yes, sir. Oh, dude, when people see a pitch or a stretch, they commit so hard. Nine to zero. I'm going for two, but I think Booper Bup is there. No. Sean Taylor is a menace to society right on. I'm gonna use their CJ Gardner Johnson. I really hope he throws somewhere that he can have a little fun. Come here. Come here. No. No. Oh, okay. Oh, slip screen. Too tall. Shit. Shit. PA crossers. I kind of want to get in there. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. Let's go. Anthony Barr is a monster. Uh-oh. Check that left side. I see it. I see it. I see it. We're good. We're good. We're good. Dude, if he had gone over there and caught that shit, I would have cried, but that's another stop. This game is over. Waller lays our fifth. You get the two though. Otherwise, this is a really awkward score considering I've scored three times. Stretch left. Beautiful. Cooper Cup just blocked like a savage. Someone else flattened Too Tall Jones somehow. I've never met somebody who could stop that boy. How deep was that Darren Waller touchdown? I don't think that was 50 plus. Maybe it was. Dude, that might have been 50 plus yards. Hopefully, we get to the end of the game and can see Sean Taylor is not having any of that spin bullshit. Lurk. Easy, Lurk. You're right here. Get there, Sean! Man's found the window. Nothing. Absolutely nothing, Gardner! Gardner Johnson picked him too. We were just out of bounds. All right, I'm on Gardner again. Oh, shit. I'm not. I'm on Too Tall. Please, fast as shit. Wait. Hey! You can't throw that. Wait a minute. He dropped it. He's going to go for it again. I guess he does. I guess he three timeouts in 32 seconds. Dude, just hang up the dial. Just quit, bro. If this game lags out, there's a chance that it would give me the loss. And if it gives me the loss, I don't get to play the Super Bowl. And yeah, it's Hawaii. I don't have my like stupid good ethernet like in Arizona. I've recorded so many videos. No issues. So it is just particularly poverty right now. I can't even play defense right now. It's lagging so bad. Oh, I can't even make my adjustments or switch. He's stuck on a charm tee. I can't adjust. I'm on it. I'm going to get dotted here. I'm shitting out of in slow motion. I love it. Oh my god. I'd be, imagine this is a close game. I would be so fucked. Two on the clock. Juke, juke, juke. Oh, he's such an animal. I'm shitting on you in slow motion. Ah, she's got the X factor. It's freight train, but you can't get tackled for a loss. I'm kind of scared I'm going to get tackled for a loss here. I don't want to waste his X factor. I'll wait till he goes back to the right side. Yup. Just go through. I haven't activated a running backs X factor since like man 20, 24 to 0. Get him out of there. I just got a rage quit wheel in the fucking AFC championship. Beer has conceded the game. That's actually so huge that he conceded the game because if the internet had gone out it would have been a toss up who got the win. 23 to 0. Dominating victory. Pull the golden ticket. Now she goes off. I've got a rage quit wheel Mom, baby. Give me the sauce. And me off with even more sauce. We've had so much sauce already. Very potentially sauce. The overalls wheel consists of overalls between 90 and 99. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. Chill, chill, chill. 97, 97, 97. Chill, chill, chill. 96 is still really good. I was hoping it would hang out, but we get any 96 overall player of our choosing. I am just going to send her. Right now I have Tyler Budaz who's in 95. We can get the Ravens pick up. Tyler Linderbaum. Let's see his attributes compared to Budaz. He should be better. Yeah, look at that. He's better in almost every single category other than run block power. He's a much better pass blocker, but Budaz is a better run blocker. So maybe I won't do that. I think Kelsey's a better run blocker. So compared to Budaz he has more awareness, less pass block, less strength, way better run blocks. I'm going Kelsey. All right, boys. Crazy NFC championship. I'm going to wait until the golden tickets come out tomorrow to record the Super Bowl just in case there's a small chance DKMACF comes out. I also used a lot of my luck today. I think if I get another jackpot, I think I want to get Gold 99 Zonka just for the memes. And that I form run is actually really good too, so we're at the shot. Hell of an episode. CJ Gardner Johnson. Welcome to the squad. Don't mind having you, buddy. All right. Hey, I love you guys. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next video. Peace.