 North Carolina! The South show is in the building, make some noise! How did you get way out of that, y'all? What are you talking about? City, hold up, I got a door. Salute to y'all, man. Two sold out shows, back to back. Gain gave it to y'all the way y'all wanted to have it given to you. And we appreciate all the love, boy, City. Stay here, yeah! Come get it, Gain, whatever. Y'all! But the crazy part about it is to see, like, black man doing the same shit, and we reciprocating that same love, like, like I've no tip. But every time I go around, I'm like, I'm happy here, like here now, but it's my life. What come of that, then, boy? Getting tired, man, told me what to do. You got a better car than your boy. Come on. Big titties in the bull city. Y'all white man. Yeah! Especially if you got some ass. Have a seat. Especially if you got some. They got a third row in this bitch. What y'all performing for? Book this show at Esad. How? I know this used to be segregated, nigga. You could spell the segregation in this motherfucker. Yeah, this nigga got a second to cut it. Look at the booths right there. Yeah, the white booths. The colored booths. And they got a white lady in the colored booth, ma'am. She likes skin. They say, uh-uh. You go over there? I like this shit. What's up, girl? Ooh, she got some big ass teeth. They already had no number. Those are extra large. What are those? Me too. I don't know. Humongous. Watermelon. That's what they are. What level? J. God, God, God! Who's there for drunken titties? That's right. Just to give you an idea of how big the titties are. Watch this. A, B, C, E, M, G, H, I, J, titties, B, I, C, Q, R, S. They have some big old breasts. U, H, V, put them titties on me. Bigger than a triple D. That's a joke. She said she got to get her bras made if she's scratched. Them little titties be trying so hard. What the fuck I'm supposed to do with these? Snort them like cocaine? Yep. We're little dawgty little titties in the building. We love y'all. Oh, y'all. Well, you can have old titties with white hands. Stop playing. Leave me alone. We in Durham, though. We in the Bull City, man. Think I'm high. Hold up. I'm high. It's a third level. I told you it's a third level. I just saw the third level. Look at the motherfuckers on the second level who think they're on the third level. There's a level up there that nobody know about. Yeah, that's the UberDrums, right there. That's all UberDrums. What the fuck? We in Durham. Hey, wait a minute. I don't know. Hey, y'all might not know this, but I live in North Carolina. This is one of the most dangerous cities in this whole state. This nigga, these niggas in Durham, they go with booze. What the hell that mean? That mean it's about to be a fight. That's right. That's it. Yeah, yeah. North Carolina dangers, these niggas up here got new high points. They'll shoot the shit out you. They have points still working. For real. This is a little city true story. On my way in here tonight to the show, it was a crackier sitting on top of that bull, man, because it wouldn't take off. I swear to God, he's going, going, like that nigga going to be up here for the whole night. That's most of what I ain't gonna go booze. Tell you how I know this bitch dangerous. Just like you said, we riding through a nice ass nigga. Get to a stop sign. This is a crackier on FaceTime with another nigga. What going on over there? I seen that shit. But there's a lot of history here, man. This is the home of the Black Wall Street. It's a lot of real niggas who's gone. They be hiding this shit out the house. Yeah, that's the first Black Wall Street, right here in Durham. Right here, man. Yep, right here. A lot of rich niggas in the first place. Look at the white dude. This is bullshit. We didn't come here for this. We don't want to hear about that. Nobody cares. Sorry, white man. You're going to hit the nail. Well, it's true, not in history. You better be careful in this. Careful. These chairs ain't stable right now. Oh, shit. They got no rail, nigga. Feel like D.B.C. nigga. I feel like a white woman. You're going to fuck with people. Let's go fuck with some people. She working at Walgreens. We coming out to fuck with somebody. I'm about to come fuck with you. That's the way you got it here. Miss Who? Michelle? I love you, Miss Shail. You got a lot of baby teeth, but I'm fucked with you. What's up, baby? Ooh. Hey, wait a minute. Stand where the fuck I'm here. Lick your whole arm, bitch. Come here. Hey, how y'all doing? What's up, baby? We in the whole city. You can't say nice things, though. What's up, up top? This is the chances y'all won't get. And they going to get no closer than this for y'all. Uh-oh. Don't fall over the top. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. I see y'all out there, here. What's up, man? I see it, bro. Yo, shit ain't. Ah, he said your dress look like dry or limp. That's fucked up. I need to be growing this shit for three years. Nigga, that shit ain't gonna never grow stupid. They got them cheap keys when they first came out. This is how yo shit supposed to look. Shit wet, but it stills right. What's up, you taking pictures? Look like you about to start. Don't do it. Ooh, hot lace front is laid. You got on all this silver shit, looking like it's a gold order. Looking like a sexy ass nickel in this motherfucker. That's what it is. You got to get back up on this old ass thing, nigga. This thing is old. He go Harriet. He go Harriet from Family Battles right now. Ah. Shout out to all the niggas that don't. Yeah, that's how it's all going on. I got to go around the back, okay? Nigga had to climb up there. It looked like the white man that be him and Batman, don't it? He can do a hit job, boy. He know exactly what y'all see. Come on. Using that black people hide in his house during the civil rights movement. That's the look of that man right there. It looked like the little dude who went out there. In ADC, the people on the third row stand to stand up. You know that shit ain't sturdy up there. They ain't seen me. They ain't seen me. They ain't seen me. They ain't seen me since the 70s, nigga. People on the third row, y'all ain't got nothing to worry about. Y'all got a gay security guard up there. They ain't got this man on the hill like this. Nothing better not happen up here. I know that. I know that much. You guys better sit down and act right. It is stupid. He ain't gonna say nothing about it. Oh, no, don't put your hands down. Don't fuck that. Put it back on your heels. Bad bitch energy all day. Synergy. City girl summer up there at the top. Be strong, little bitch. Literally. Be strong, little bitch. Okay. Who's up there? I'm listening to y'all. Y'all put this plant-ass bitch y'all drinking it in. $30. I see you right there. Look at the white lady right there. Hey, white lady. Okay. Looking like a golden girl. What's up? They got a shadow on them. You see? I believe that bitch still in themselves. What she got up there? What a single lady's there tonight. They make it. See, I'm gonna grab you. Come here, Carlos. Come here. Oh, she wants you. You seem to tell her they get his arm from up your chair there. Why his arm around her chair? Scoot over one. I don't trust this nigga. She scoot over two. Yeah, I don't trust that nigga, man. That nigga got on that dead hand here. You still in, you still in, bitch. She's coming. They ain't gonna be here. Your shirt made out of the thing they cleaned the swimming pool with. That's what it is. You gonna get some leaves out of wood with your shirt. What's your name, baby? I think we're going to get it. Tear in your coffee, guys. That drum bone doesn't sound like black shit. Oh, look at that. Try to show me how strong you are. For real, bitch, you can see her look the other way. This is because it's see-through, baby. This is because you got the fishnet on. That's all. I like it. I like it. Looking like you ain't gonna play in a Jamaican soccer game. That's what it is. I can't fuck with it. Her brush map there, do you see it? Leave her alone. That bitch, you got some business. What? Y'all invited me into this hotel ballroom and done that. I was gonna act. We are having a show and a goddamn wedding reception. This is bullshit. This is a Marriott. This is a wedding reception. It feels like it's dabbing this bitch. Like, we're gonna close it. What the fuck? Yeah, it's definitely old. This has been around for a long time. How long has this been a been here? It's an 18th of it. All y'all probably came to an event here if you're from Durham when you was little to come see somebody and speak with them more. Congratulations to another bitch with this bitch. Do you remember the bitch that hit it right here? She gonna keep you? I came down here to go to college. I went to Western Southern State. I went. We had a show there. Yep. I don't know what it is. Shout out to all the HBCUs in North Carolina. Central and A&T and all that shit. Shout out to all the community colleges. We in this bitch's suit. I went to a historically black community college. Traditional school. Ain't great. Oh, you talking about. Shout out to all the people who went to high school, graduated, never went to school again. There you go. Y'all in this bitch. I know. Got a problem. North Carolina changed my life. Being from D.C., I remember the first day I got down here in my freshman year of college, right? I got with my homeboy. We getting in the car. We riding. He was like, nigga, welcome, man. We about to turn up. I can't believe you came down here. Like, where we going? There ain't no proper cookout. I'm like, nigga, I haven't been to North Carolina for 30 minutes. I'm already going to a nigga cookout. I thought it was gonna be lit. I'm like, boy, they really friendly in the south. I'm already going to somebody's house. My first 30 minutes getting down here, nigga. Cookout is a whole restaurant. But when you get there, you realize why they love it so much, man. That shit, you get a whole train for $5. I'm talking about fucks, but they cook. Seasoned fries, a corn dog, a case of deal with bacon in it, sweet tea, a milkshake with 90 different things in it, nigga. That shit good. You ever pulled up a cookout hat? Yeah. You fucked up. You eating it, giving them compliments, nigga. I don't know where they grill that, but that didn't grill the shit out. The hot dog is perfectly burnt like at a real nigga cookout. It's the first place I ever seen somebody almost crash their car because the Krispy Kreme hot donut sign was on there. That nigga almost flipped his car. He's like, oh, shit. I'm like, boy, what you trying to kill us? Nah, I'm in the hot donuts. Look at Ben. He's like, boy, I feel that. Oh, he a fucking dozen up himself, I can tell. But the one thing that made me, the reason why I still live in North Carolina, people always ask me, man, why you staying in North Carolina? Why you ain't moving? Oh, he's fine. He has women. Yeah, that's the main reason. But the biggest reason is because... That's how they walk with them asses. They turn around like this. She walk like that. She got a fake ass. That shit that leaked to her back and fucked her spine up. She walk like that. But the one thing that made me realize that North Carolina was a different place than nigga was Walmart. When I first went to Walmart, I know that don't mean none of y'all because y'all grew up with the shit, but when I came down here, we ain't never had no Walmart in D.C. Yeah, see, we ain't giant shit like that. Niggah, I got down here and seen that Captain Crunch was a dollar and 15 cents. I never leave in this motherfucker. They must have stole this shit and put it in here. Ain't no way in the world this shit cost this money. That wasn't Captain Crunch, nigga. Yes, it was. That was Captain Little Man. That's what she usually get for 115, but not North Carolina at Walmart. You get everything done. Get your oil changed. Get some furniture. Get some pussy. It's a lot of shit you can do with Walmart. You can't get your feet done by a mountain bike. Get your eyes checked. Get a bank account. Niggah, cash a check. Send some money. Get a layaway out. Grocery shop. Niggah. Say a weed. Come on. Buy some weed. Buy some weed. Get your medicine. I can't wait for weed to be legal. They start selling it at Walmart. Everything at Walmart. Buy one, get one free. I'm about all kind of great value weed. Boy. For real. Five pound, get a pound. Five pound, get a pound. It's gonna be backed up by the garden section and shit. Yep. Walmart lit. I don't give a fuck what nobody say. Niggah, that shit is one of the greatest places ever invented. You get up at two o'clock in the morning. Everything you need is still available to you. I just don't like them late night long ad lines. They got two lines. They be like, what a line there? See? That's why you got to live here long enough to know the Walmart secrets. When the shit loud like that, you just go back to electronics. Excuse me, bro. At two o'clock in the morning, that shit closed, Chico. You mind if I check this out right here? All you got to do is act like you're buying a video game. Hey, man, this just came out for the PS4. Yeah, I might as well fuck with it. Can I buy this right here, man? They closed at 12, Chico. It's back there for all that shit. He like, I'm gonna have to go get some bags. Thank you, man. Shit you don't need. That's the only thing I'm gonna fuck with you. Nah, that Walmart don't make you buy shit you don't need. Walmart make you a thief. That's what Walmart make you. Because everybody in here is stole from Walmart. You know the number one thing. Even the white people. You know you didn't look under your cot when the computer told you to. You got two waters of soda. A pot? Y'all still in stupid shit. Pots? Everybody that went through that self-check out. Please remove items from bagging area. No problem. They ain't got to the point now where they'll help you steal. It be a bitch up there. Okay and shit. You sure? Okay. Let me see your receipt. Sometimes I just fuck my shit up and steal a bunch of shit. Just to see if they're gonna check it out. It looks all right. Go ahead and have a great day. It's so good, man. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. Y'all know I'm a humbly fuck, but one time I was did it. You steal from shit. I do. He was trying to check my receipt. Hey, you got two paper towels? Okay, you got three paper towels. I don't see that snicker. Yup, you got to take that snicker out. Yup. That's one thing Walmart don't give a fuck about. They will hire old people. You ever went in there two o'clock in the morning to see nine in there trying to put on some goddamn frosty flakes and back hurt like shit? Oh, Lord Jesus. And they workin' for my prescription. I wouldn't still be in here. I like them old people. Even though they don't know what the shit is, they act like they didn't know. I'm like, excuse me. What a son. You come this way. Let me go this way. That ain't been my experience. Every time I had somebody with some shit in there, they don't know, oh, man, I don't even work in this section, bro. Shit, I think if you walk down by homeware and make a left by homeware with the towels there, I think that's where you'll find, like, nigga, I'm looking for milk. That's by the towels. Hey, bro, you have to bolt some shit at Walmart that somebody else put down. Got there, that's a deal. I think I found a confidant in the freezer one day. You found a confidant, right? And the red tag on it went for $10. I was like, they put a king's ass confidant down. You know how hard these are to find. They get that bitch, two of them Tony's pieces and gets a fuck on. They got them Tony's pieces, they taste like real pieces. The nigga got the scarf on in the front. This nigga, that shit good. I don't know what... Okay, I grew up poor. Well, you in the country, that's the type of shit you got to do for fun. Go to Walmart and ride around on her. I'm looking to say, let's try it all. They're trying to wheelchair in the middle of the night. That's the money you're trying to hold. Man, there's a motherfucker at the door. They don't ever have nothing to do. They don't look for me when I come. You fucked up. They don't ever have nothing to do. I always check my blood pressure when I'm over there by the... Shit, let me make sure my shit be good. Hey, I would be telling you, sir, you can't ride in there. Who's gonna stop me? Motherfuckin' Laugh. Hey, man, this is a great place, man. North Carolina, great place. I vote for North Carolina. Peter Pablo! Go up, Carolina! They hate that shit. They hate it for the most part. Why? I don't know why. Motherfuckin' be mad. They be in the club beefing. Oh, you from North Carolina? No, girl. Hey, man, turn that shit off. You ain't got no fantasia for the nigga god damn. Come on, man. That's your artist. Come on, second with me. North Carolina, come on and raise the... Take your shirt off. We're gonna do it right here. Throw it like a hill across the North Carolina. Come on, raise. They want for you. They want for you. Who am I? Peter Pablo. Motherfuckin' Laugh. Throw the one to put the damn blood down. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. That nigga was rapping like somebody was scaring the shit out of him the whole time. He was in the studio. Who am I? You got the dog there. Y'all just ain't knew it. I love it. Bro, don't mention fantasia. Every time you do that, my knees want a little bit up. Really? I like fantasia with the bottom雨 right here. Bro, she got that mouther. Every time she's about to sing, I think she's gonna swallow that microphone over there. If you don't want me to... This nigga is hilarious. This nigga's too dare. She do got her mouth on her. I've given her that. What? Every time I see her I want somebody to grow like her. No, she could kiss real good. Thank you, baby. Shit. Thank you. Even the white dude was like, he is right. Fantasia, big, big dude. I'm glad she kind of like overstepped. Yeah, that all she needs to talk about. What other shit is she talking about? Like, she can't read. I don't give a fuck, nigga. I can. I will read for her. If she watch this show, let her know I read. Very proficient, literally. I have a... I love you, Fantasia. I have a stessibocabulary. She got a husband? Hey, what's up with her? I don't give a shit! I still read her! I don't give a fuck about your... I don't care. What you gonna be telling me? Shoot that shit, soul? He might be sick of her shit right now. Come get her, bro. Fuck this. Oh, hey, man. She got a husband. Nobody give a fuck about your significant, uh? She had a husband. Exactly. Listen to the lady who didn't go to college. Right. Shut your ass up, miss bad news. She's single. You mad? She's single. I'm not defensive when people try to cock block what I'm talking about. This is the good news. She got a husband. Are you single or you got a man? Yeah. You see what she's saying? You know what she's saying. I'll beat you in everybody's business. I am... Shut your ass up. Who you fuck? Who you fuck? Bitch, I am... Wanna tell me? Who you fucking? What's his name? His name is... She got a class. Look at Jay Titties jump Jay Titties. Who you fucking? His name is nobody. No, hold on. Who is it? Hello. No, shut up bitch. I think you all two are threes. I'm Carlos. I think you all two are threes. I couldn't fuck both of them to get... Uh-uh, fuck my Titties. No, you fuck my Titties. He gonna get on top. Who you fucking? Nobody. Nobody fucking you, buddy. A voice got solved. At all. I will. Don't do that. Here we go. That nigga knee hurt. His knee hurt like a motherfucker. This ground is solid. This shit was built on concrete. It's a ground. This is a ground. It's a ground with a wall. But this building was built... Hello, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, I'm young. I'm 27. Don't worry about it. I'll lick the crease in your neck. Stop telling me. Ooh. She's just hitting the side. You look like you hit harder in the backwood. I know you hit harder than a mother. All the big people want to do that? Yep. I think per capita, man, some of the most unique looking beautiful women in the country. And then they come from everywhere too. 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Now the girls in college is fucking on scammin' ass rich ass, niggas. I'm like, boy, I was born 10 years too late. I was born in college. They don't know what's going on. You could've just lied to the bitch. Hey, man, who put you in the video? I'm burning. I don't even rap with this shit. There ain't nothin' like that. These burns have been down here and been in the HBCU. Straight nigga shit. Niggas, man. How many y'all ever got some pussy out there? Jim Jam. What's a Jim Jam? I'm gonna clean these things up. Some pussy out there, Jim Jam. Your freak ass. What's a Jim Jam? A Jim Jam is just a party in the gym. Oh. I was just going straight to the house. I didn't want to the gym. It went down in the gym. I used to be in that motherfucker doing the shit out the heel toe. I'm like, nigga, what dance is this? Hit that bitch! I don't know how to hit that bitch. I'm not about to twist my ankle up here. There you go. There it is. Yo, can't fuck with loose legs, bro. That nigga know every dance there is. I like your mohawk. I like it. We got a mohawk. That first Jim Jam I went to and said that mohawk, the first original... She's got a whole slick right there. North Carolina asses. Boy, that motherfucker says, ooh, I'm talking about y'all had the up new steel then. I was like, ooh, look at these fat butt country women walking around here with the little jerry carol piece hanging down in the front. Ah, with the big old fat country ass. This is the full fake asses. Bitch, ass fat and some mohawk. What's the wall, my brand jeans? Faded glory. Faded glory. Bitch got a fat ass and some faded glory jeans. You know that ass fat. Dip jeans ain't even supposed to be over your ass like that. You know that ass fat when the belt had that little dint in the back. Yeah, yeah. That faded glory. Niggas was wearing that at one point. What? You ain't get a nigga with that move. Man, they were taking me to Target and Walmart thinking I was balling up. I never get a nigga I brought a whole bunch of bands home. That's tough for a child to go through that when you think you fresh and then you ain't getting this too late for you to do anything else at the night before school. You're supposed to lay your shit out and you find out you got some bullshit. You don't even want to go to school the next day. I don't feel good. Mom, can I stay home, please? That was me. That was me. Ooh, I'mma fuck him up with this tomorrow, boy. Ooh, when I set the jeans on the mother... Let me see what you're talking about. Ooh, what the hell with the belt? Ooh, I'mma hit the shit. What the hell? What the hell? I'm about to fuck the third grade up in the morning, nigga. Ain't nobody gonna be able to fuck with me in the third grade. Yeah, that first day for a nigga it'd be clean as a motherfucker. Fuck a backpack full of sharp-ass pills. You sitting there... You sitting there like an intellectual, like you had college-lectual. I agree. Nigga, I had old-land parents. Nigga, all my friends had put backpacks. You see what I mean? I had a backpack. I had a rolling book bag. Nigga, I love it. Nigga, what's your homework? Isn't here? If I can just... What locker did you put in the rolling suitcase there? You must have had to put that shit in the teacher's lounge, nigga. I did. She was like, uh, can you just keep rolling it up? The first day of school was special, man. Get in there. But you ain't never as fresh as you think you are. Because it's always that one kid in the class that got the turn that's young that's still into all the fashion shit. So you gotta pay a Jordan's. But you ain't got to pay that nigga guy. He got the money that came out this Friday. I had some jewelry so fake, nigga. I had a Jordan like this. Nigga, my Jordan was like this. I never about to commit suicide. He was like, I don't know. I wouldn't be here. Oh, it was an era of niggas wearing fake Jordans. A lot of them niggas had the Jordans with the SpongeBob on the side. You see, though? Them clear Jordans, feet stink like a motherfucker. You got all window fog in your shoes. Look, just like Melissa's. Them clear Air Force ones was jumping the niggas had the knock-off shoes. The hoops. They had some hoops. Ooh, I bet you remember this. What about them British Nights, nigga? Oh, British Nights eye. What? British Nights eye. Now with that fat-air tone? You mean at least they name brands. You ain't walking around with no Sonic the Hedgehogs, nigga. That was really bad. Let me see how old motherfucker this is. Anybody have a pair of L.A. gear? With your L.A. gear match your whole outfit? All right. What about K. Swiss? It's a nigga here right now with some K. Swiss on. Let me tell you something. I don't give a fuck how you look at them K. Swiss. You always know you fucked up. Niggas, I could never figure out which foot my shit was on. How many of y'all ladies what in princess Reeboks? Yeah. You got to get rid of them, baby. Them shits curled up in the front. You look like you fight for a living when them shits get fucked. Especially the black ones. This bitch going to rob me. Yeah, the black one you can see exactly with her toe nails and shit that. Okay, what about the molissus? Who had the molissus? The molissus? That's them see-through shoes with the M on his head. All the freaky girls used to wear the pro kids. The kids though, the little kids. The all-white kids. I tried to wear some pro kids in school. Why? I thought I was going to be the shit until I walked into school. And then you know I always tell people before I wear my seat like why we not so easy. Everybody in the shoes, I was talking about you got a little more fucking kid. Now you want to go home early. No, you got to roast everybody. I'm like, yeah, bring your stupid ass. I got old kids who won't be shit. You fucked my mom. I got to get roasted, nigga. I don't even know what you're talking about. I want to get back to y'all. When you came out of it, you made it. There you go. You cool, but you can't keep wearing that shit. I'm in. So I had to roast my wife about this shit. You showed up, you shouldn't give a fuck about people judging you, man. If there's 30 people at one time, you should. No, you shouldn't. I mean, you can, but it shouldn't make you feel bad about who you are, nigga. You had some broke ears on it. I mean, your feet were safe. Yeah, because your shoes weren't amateurs. They were broke. They thought you ain't going to play football. I don't wear him in stupid ass, nigga. We ain't. Nigga, be off with it, but it boots. Nigga, out the riders in here, really. So it would work sometime. That nigga got his shit done like a horror movie. When your friends done, you look like the last nigga that you fight on the Black Mortal Kombat. They can use it. That nigga look like one of the goons in show-nuff games. He go to church with my girlfriend. We got new grandmas to go to church with him? No. I seen them linking now to that and squirreled by the link. This is never. That's said long, too. It's still a photo, buddy. Long as fuck. What the fuck is this nigga from? It's scratch, but. Well, even though of Carolina, they created a nigga with an old school camera with a rag top on that bitch. You would see some cars down here. I remember niggas riding around with Froot Loops on their side of their door. Froot Loops, Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Choms, Frosted Flakes. You niggas wouldn't dare drive one of them motherfuckers today. You would catch the bus before you put out the Frosted Flakes. Oh, niggas just drive them, but all the niggas cars in the parking behind their mama house still won't sell it. Hell no, I'm getting out there. Some of them, they be right. You would spin them. You would spin them. That nigga wouldn't even go on over there. Remember the spinning hubcaps? You niggas was dirty for those. And vans, autos all over. Vans, auto parts, spinning hubcaps. Don't cry, kids. I'm running out by them bitches. Them hoodcaps. Who hurt that number of spin? Nah, she had a cool one. She had two spinners. So she put one on the front side and put one on the back. You couldn't really tell. So when you look on both sides, you still see spinners. That's fucked up. Do your shit. You got hillcaps, brothers. It rides your shit, man. Don't let nobody make you feel bad about your shit. And shut up. Tell the people who get in the people car fucking with shit, knowing shit don't work. You a asshole. They get in the car asking an obvious question. Goddamn the out of work bitch. Is it on? Is it on? You thought I was just holding out. You couldn't get in another car. Why the wonders though? Bitch, because they don't come down. Bitch, still. We're not going that far. There wasn't a doubt. I remember one time I wanted to roll down and I'm driving. And you can tell like my window was fucked up. It wasn't like you can fuck with it and it come down. No, nigga. I heard my father trying to hit that bitch. And it was like... I'm like, nigga. We on the expressway. I'm all in the emergency lane. Nigga, got that damn window up. Don't you do that no more. I feel you. Ain't nothing like having a fucked up car boy. When your car fucked up. People treat you fucked up. Make some noise. Your battery ever died. Oh my god. Bro, you got to jump with cables right here. You're like, bro, can you give me a jump? My fuckers act like whatever happened to your car gonna jump in they shit. They be like, no, bro. My battery ain't even up there, bro. I can't even fuck with it. But the thing is when your battery died man, it is. You're like, shit. I'm gonna think it's just the battery. This one might give you a jump. Your shit still don't start now you sad. Then the motherfucker waiting on a tow truck like, man, what the fuck is wrong with this goddamn car. God damn car. Lights keep coming on and on. What? They'll call a sicker head. He laying, you know, bitch, I'm about to die. I had the Saturn view. My shit had 280,000 miles on it. 280. 280. And that was like six months before I traded it in when I traded it in. They're everywhere. Nigga, I go to trade it in when I got my cattle. When I first traded it in, it got the cattle. I go to trade it in and, you know what I mean? The dude go, he look at it, get inside it, go inside the dealership, he come back out. Hey, bro, I'ma go here and keep it real with you, man. You ain't got nobody. You can just get this too, bro. We ain't gonna be able to do nothing but get you by 150, 200 for it. Like 150, 200. You thought that you was gonna be able to trade it? I thought I was gonna at least get a five piece for 500, 600. And Nigga came out and said, let me just give it to somebody. No, Nigga. Nigga came out and said like, I ain't never been seen one of these bitches before. I'm taking with you. Man, I think if they took it, I just left it. They might still be sitting right there. I had so many orange lights on my dashboard. I was in Atlanta airplane with my shit. It was ridiculous. Everything was wrong. ABS light. Check engine light. Brake light. Brake fluid light. Trunk open. Hood open. Wind shield wipers on. You need some gas. I'm like, Nigga, what? Boy, my gas tank broken that motherfucker. I just had to trust myself. I'm like, yeah, I done been riding about three days. Man, he told me to get that motherfucker away, boy. That's what people don't understand about success. Like, people don't be around when you go through the shit that you go through to get to the point that you get to. They just see the success and think it just started right there. That side, I used to break down. Nigga, I used to have to walk from the dealership to the house. I remember I was leaving my line brother with and I had on hard bottoms. I had to walk a mile in hard bottoms. I said, man, I respect Martin Luther King like a motherfucker now. I was like, boy, I am never going to wear dress shoes again. Nigga, this shit hurt. People don't see you having to go through that. They just see you with the nice car. You didn't. You don't remember the sadder, Nigga. That motherfucker was smoking. Nigga, I had to dodge and trip it, Nigga. Go on. Nigga, I used to have to put my key in. I had wiring come through my middle. So I had to put my key in and hit the Y. And Nigga didn't even know. Nigga, I ain't know nothing about cars because it's my AC coolant. So, you know, I used to put water for my AC coolant. And I used to be running hot. I'm talking about 200 degrees, Nigga, my hood running. Sound like it's about to jump up out there. Nigga, my bottom line, what wrong? I'm like, nope, nothing. My hood. Nigga, that's the worst shit you ever had. Nigga, I used to drive my grandma car. It was a goddamn cantaloupe. The motherfucking fan didn't work. So my uncle took a lamp and cut the cord off the lamp and then straight wired the fan. So every time before you start the bitch, we had to pop the hood, turn the goddamn fan on, get back in the bitch, then started. Then you had to leave the door open because you had to kick yourself back because there wasn't no reverse. Nigga, one day me and my cousin went to Chick-fil-A and we both had our foot out and we were like, kicking our foot back. Too fine as a flintstone. Too fine as a bitch to walk by. Look at them, they kicking the car. My cousin's about to cry a little bit. Bitch, you walking. I'm like, hood, don't let them get to you. Keep kicking. We almost there. We almost there. Stay true to the mission. You got to be proud of your fucked up car. If you're not, you ain't going to never be able to make it out there, bitch. You got to be proud of what you got. Me too. I'll take bitches up for a date. Just act like I play the picnic all the time. Because I ain't want the van to be creepy. I had to act like that. Look at all the women, like, that's cute. I like that. A van for a shit picnic. I fucked with it. I ain't still taking these data, bro. I still, like, with my car, had to see where to go and buy some. I give you a car. I've had a bitch slap you in the face. Sometimes that shit gets stuck on my car. Ha! This nigga had the limbo on the wheel. But now, shit, I rather deal with the old car problems than the new car problems. These new cars make you feel like you ain't in control of your own life. Talking shit. You try to park the car for a second with the seatbelt off. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I know, bitch. I'm going to put it on in a second. Fuck. I remember, bro, I remember my old car. I don't know if the sensor went out, but they didn't do anything like that all the time. You just ride. These new cars, man. Oh my God. You can hear it over the radio. Boom, boom, boom. You're going on. You must be hot. You hear your heartbeat. That's when you know you have for real, when your shit starts sounding like that. You're cool out. You trippin', bro. You scraped, bro. You feel that too, bro? Bro, my heart, bro. You feel it too, bro. I can hear my heartbeat. What it saying? Boom, boom, boom, boom. What the fuck y'all gave me, man? A little boy to cool out, bro. Nah, bro. He bout to die, bro. Who we need to call? Hey, when you die, who we need to call? My mama. Call 911, my heart. Bro, sit back and relax, man. I can't relax. Fuck that, man. I don't like to be too hot, nigga. Fuck that shit. I hate being hot hot. When you asking God to please God, please. If you just bring me down, I swear to God, please, God. Oh, my God, please, God. You never said that. I don't always be like, appreciate you, Lord, but let me be this hot with you. You special. I know I'm hot because I'm talking to you. You special, boy. I can't do it. I remember when I first got it. Ha, ha, ha. Niggas, that shit started just like that. I want you to be with me. I was hitting that shit now and it wasn't that hard at first. I was talking shit like, boy, that shit hit me. But I was hitting it though. Ooh. Yo, I appreciate it, man. Y'all crazy, brother. Y'all got a bathroom. Hey, hey, hey, bro. Hey, get that water up, my nigga. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, bro. Call him up on the ground. Bro, chill out, chill out, chill out. Aw, shit, he tripping. He tripping. He tripping. Hey, wipe your mouth, bro. Wipe that shit off your lip. He needs some milk. I think he needs some milk. I need some pussy. Let me see if we got any extra pussy in there. Just a little piece of extra. Anybody bring any extra with them. These young man's license is at stake right now. Y'all going to act like that? Will? I think you answered wrong. If there's any ladies in the house tonight who would be gracious enough to donate some pussy. Just for one month per day, you can save this young man's life. How long they going for it? Get back sick, my nigga. If you want to help, if you have a pussy and you want to use your pussy for the greater good, then you need to come in and save this boy's life. He's struggling. He hasn't had pussy in months. Uh-uh, man, stop wooing. Yeah, you better let me die, bitch. Shut up. Anybody else? Everybody else. Second row. How you feel about white women? Got a white lady right here. No, we're not going to do that. We don't need nobody getting charged with anything tonight. Uh-uh, they going to charge me with murder. Yeah, we're looking for just someone who is willing to do it. This man is dying. Ma'am, up there in the cheap seats. Come on down. Damn, if you all the way on the third row, just throw your pussy towards the stage. She's all the way in the back. Your pussy can't help. It's too far in the distance. We need to pussy this closer to the action. Please. Come on, sir. How many shares do you want to donate? She got the mohawk. She said she can't get you the main pussy, but she gave you some sad pussy. What's the sad pussy? She loves DC. Do you love DC enough to save his life tonight? Do you love him enough to save his life? Look at him. He's dying. He's dying. All he needs, come save his life, please. Come, please, please. Come around. We found someone to save DC's life. Donate a little pussy to save his life. Come on up here. To save a life. All you have to do is just sit it on him and save his life. He needs you. He's dying. Donate. Donate. Donate. Thank you. This is a star. She used her pussy for the grand. What's your name? For 20 cents a day, you can feed me for the rest of your life. Her name is Diamond. How long have you been loving DC? He says fine. So you've been wanting to put this on him. Thank you for saving me. You're the best. You're not hearing nobody, are you? An American legend. Who you here with? That's your mama. Oh, shit. Told y'all she was shit early. She used her pussy for the grand. She used the vintage pussy to provide her pussy to save a life. Look at mama. She's like, I want to save some more lives. This move she did. She said, I want to save you. No you don't. I couldn't imagine to get ready for you and you in the over that naked doing this shit. Dancing like she had a little Kim video. She in the Mr. Elliot video. I'll be mad as hell. Shout out to all the ladies. She over there butt naked with that fanny pack on. Shout out to all the ladies that don't know how to be sexy. We appreciate y'all too. You don't know what to do. You don't have to be sad. I'll be trying. What about this weed, babe? Fix it. Some dudes might like it. With me, I fuck you in a potato sack. If I like you, I don't give a fuck. I have never seen a woman. I don't give a fuck. I like pussy that's pussy. Long as you cover it up till I get to it I don't care what you cover it up with. You can cover it up with a wedding dress for all I give a fuck that's coming off when I see you. Just wear a shirt with nothing on. That's so sexy. I like seeing that ass when it just you don't know what he doing with a shirt. Yeah but just don't wear a shirt with a resting piece picture on the front of it. That's confusing. Look at your ex-man. I'm sure he did but turn the shirt back was a sub. The pictures coming out the bathroom with the work panties on. The work panties. They're the serious business panties. They look like they're both in an envelope. They gotta be on time with the goddamn bradooms nigga. They gotta come with the bradooms on time. They look like they're on bathroom. They look like the panties they get to kids when they use the bathroom on themselves in elementary school. They got the goddamn little fucking old lady panties on. The big white ones out the pack they come in the pack. They're called the pens. They're called the pens. I know why they call them the pens. Cause if you shit, is it gonna catch it? It depends. Right on time nigga there you go. 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I did that one time mama let me tell you how old mama was I told y'all mama was old she didn't hurt everything you gonna do nigga she probably was proud oh John John you know something down there you gonna do it like that baby she gonna love you she gonna bring it up at the wrong time so you eat pussy she gonna walk up in the front and tell me something at least I do it on the phone mama like you should always tell when older women trying to be sexy cause they always going to put the baby oil on these feet once they shine them goddamn feet up she ready to talk some shit then you ever had phone sex with an older lady it don't go to nothing like you think it's gonna go she agree with everything you say I'm gonna come over there and put the dick on your ass I hear you baby fuck the shit out you miss Gloria well come on then sweetheart I have to get off work tomorrow at 2.30 at 2.35 I want you with me hey I'm gonna tell you who the freaky the old ladies in the world is the ladies that work at K&W nigga them old ladies be on it boy K&W they be trying to holler at you what you want with your entree young man let me give the chicken strip you want the chicken strip let me see your chicken strip boy that's you that nigga eatin all them good grocery look at him you shoulda seen how the nigga was smiling when you got up there you hit every one that's your best friend that's your best friend that's gonna be a hit again that nigga just said the lame shit that's my best friend hold on so you made a scene like that with your bitch but really that's your best friend he making all the niggas in here with that sad bitch nervous like hey nigga move on god damn but draw attention to everybody who ain't here on the date but you with your friend she like yep I'm gonna fuck you you with your friend yes your co-worker y'all asking the wrong shit ladies make some noise you with a nigga he's not your nigga though that's the same shit look at the niggas sitting beside a bitch that is terrible look at the old school couple right there deacon deacon is right there how long y'all been together bro for life 49 years that's amazing that ain't your 49 years 49 years 49 years y'all probably met whoo 49 years 49 you can't even dream of some new pussy she showed up in the dream get these bitches out of here wake your ass up and cut that goddamn yard 49 years got the nerve to be dreaming of some new bitches y'all probably met at a Jackie Wilson concert my heart is crying crying lonely teardrops my heart will never stop you imagine having to play a record to get some pussy oh my god shit 49 where you guys from Durham 49 years what did y'all meet we met in a segregation rally he was with her he was with her when Coca Cola cost a nickel we was trying to fight for unity that's a little bit when he first started fucking the hate crowd he spent about a good that was a lot back then you know back then all you had to do was buy some church shoes that's back in the day when you had to ask her father could you take a Mr. Jackson I was wondering if I could take Mabel that didn't almost trip me up you talking about taking Mabel I just want to tell you that my friend, my brother I was going to take my little brother I mean my brother, my little brother Peewee we was just wondering if we could take Mabel down to the county fair just to have a ride to Ferris wheel maybe get a cheese burger well son what do you do for a living son well me and my brother Peewee we worked down on a tobacco farm for Mr. White man down there we worked for the white man we worked hard every day we worked hard every day you worked hard every day okay but I worked hard for years to make sure that Mabel never came in contact with no suckers so what I need to know is what you plan on doing to my daughter and why you need another nigger with you to do it to be honest son my little brother said my father said if I go I got to take him with me and I just wanted to keep everything on up and all we wanted to do was take it down to the county fair get some crack candy and burger maybe sing a song with us couple rides sir I got two dollars I want to spend on Peewee because they didn't think he was going to be alive we got two quarters he died earlier shut up shut your mouth you do a whole lot of talking but I don't see no action where is your vehicle son well I was going to ride my horse lightning down there it was 49 years ago sir we ride horses he won two championship nervous sir that's what he do well well well well calm down lightning calm down lightning well you know my baby Mabel is a good girl no I since by church practice you know the practice that we do for a church we go to church 49 years ago shut your mouth when I'm talking to you son he's a rude sir listen to me now I'm going to allow you to take my daughter out on this here shindig that you want to take on but I'm going to give you the rules you touch her I key that's a problem sir because we didn't die before sir we've been dead before sir so that won't be no problem okay well long as you know that Mabel come on out here Mabel now you see she has on a nice church clothes make sure she doesn't get dirty even make sure you bring her back on time alright alright give me a shake sir oh hell no your students to firm it up boy what if somebody attacks my child how you going to defend her I don't want to shake your hand you look like you do something nasty with yours son you right sir I does do a lot of nasty shit sir sorry alright y'all go on now y'all be back here before 11 30 now why the fuck you riding my horse this bitch listen to everybody you ain't shit whatever that's how they thought to go with anybody what was 49 years ago I can't count that was when Martin Luther King was trying to find 49 years ago there was 49 years ago was 1903 ooh boy y'all probably was on the ground he was with her through the gas crisis always and forever all night long always and forever 93 he was with her when songs was 9 minutes long they used to dance like this at the Bronx into me I like you I like you somehow came true I know tomorrow go back to all Bronx everybody last time don't move you was on your period that year but you went through now back to get on Facebook what's the secret you got trust one another he pulled up the work every day with you trust one another how do you keep that trust through 49 years though because everybody changes people change things change how do you manage to stay trusting in a person over that long period of time he's in Stockholm huh he said what you have see he's stuck on that he keeps there to say you have to trust one another that's what they say trust me and I trust her so we trust each other really what he's saying is I got to do whatever the fuck the trust that she gives me I gives it right back what he's saying is what I mean is I just got to listen to whatever the fuck she's saying that's pretty much it I don't know nothing that is in the house I don't know nothing I get up I get dressed where's my clothes at Maybelline over there where's my keys at Maybelline down there where's my dick at Maybelline hopefully in you baby that's what I hope I bet they talk to each other so crazy a couple been together that long I can't stand you think you're the only one time you need to get there as long as you need to do all she do is walk around here fucking with me where did he get your mama that's how he be talked to his son you didn't come get you got your mama all she do is walk around here cussing at me and all that old kind of shit yeah damn it that's how you know an old nigga man he just any sense of what the fuck where he shit damn damn damn shit then she gonna put her fuck hands on me damn damn so what do you think y'all man y'all ought to be in the black history museum real 49 years of love 1970 you still ain't say when y'all met that doggy where did you meet your lover hello what do you say high school y'all been together since high school oh man there wasn't black back then it was color that's why listen it was a whole lot easier to stay down for that long when you met in the 70s because there wasn't no STDs that could kill you then like you started all fucking wrong in the 70s you put a condom on something really wrong but you were in the 70s like what is that sir no condom 70s no what no ages they ain't a videsh until the crack came out right high school y'all probably boy y'all was high school sweet house man that's probably beautiful in the 70s you couldn't really be black all the way and y'all had each other bro do you know how much shit he missed in 49 years nothing he ain't missed nothing they got squirters now squirters wasn't out in the 70s oh gee they got pussy then squirt back like bro I'm telling you you ain't had none of that new shit down these pussy you still got to plug that pussy up these pussy blue tooth pussy connected you don't need no condom it's a lady right there in the middle that's offended like a motherfucker she said these niggas don't have no sense why would he tell him that he don't need to know that 2000 man it's a new pussy out there yeah it's brand new she fly to you that she don't uber eat that ain't as good as the one you got yep my pussy be here in 20 minutes nope that ain't as good as the one you got you can tell from the music in the 70s pussy was so good the whole crew was singing for the pussy to come back have you seen her tell me have you seen her it was looking for the pussy said I see feathers everywhere I go she's in my dreams even at the picture show have you seen her didn't they say have you seen her tell me have you seen her oh nigga that old school that got real disrespectful what used to be my girl that mean a nigga was walking down the street handling love with his girl the old jay just showed up asking how I know and I tell you so she used to be my girl nigga nope they were straight out with it oh girl I be in trouble they left me now cause I don't know where to look for love I just don't know how you know what that mean that mean he didn't even know where to start looking for love I grew up in a whole another era I grew up in that era I grew up in that mr. the six think of that trick that bitch you don't know that bitch you don't know that uh uh you don't know that bitch you don't know that and on some real shit trick daddy the first nigga that I heard talking about eats a man the niggas that hate to cooch it with your legs up then I all in your pot who remembers that shit and that nigga was a nasty ass song and you ain't understand not a trick daddy part but Trina came in talking shit for that she the original city girl she used to credit all this city all this blue shit the women doing talking about it down on a dick and suck a dick and all that shit little camp and train up the first ones that look him so nasty she's not used to be scared of the dick now I throw a lift to the shit handle me like a real bitch I'm like well what did the fake bitch do because I take that too this is what the fuck man this shit ain't nothing new man but Trina said you don't know now bitch that have been the place that I've been but I have a six bitch friend that's enough to get a whole goddamn city shut up if five niggas in Dura find out that they was fucking the same one this whole city gets gonna be about 12 13 niggas dead the heart is like you don't know now no no you don't know now I wanna know who the hell that nigga was in the band they were doing that you don't know now the homeboy that she take with you and then they were like come on man go ahead and say it listen to some violence shit from time to time everybody been in the thug and they caught at some point a whole thug but this dude she is thinking a little too violent like they killing on another level on the music now y'all got some young niggas from Durham for the 80 learn man you know we sweat when we got the chopper who we come through 7.62 rip new for their born of news I'm like I don't wanna go outside now I'm scared I'm scared I can't think of a bible verse I was about to say it it visit it but that's not a bible that's a fucking eye drop Jesus you don't know now Jesus you don't know now Jesus you don't know now Jesus Jesus doesn't have a rockin idea y'all gonna be all the way in church tomorrow you don't know now you don't know now look at the white people the white people gonna live y'all be eating enough for you eating enough ass to make you burp I ain't got a lot of shit okay clearly you gonna catch that one later that was gonna hit you when you're going home Jesus shout out to the white people the little bit never got the glory the master the glory is around the master white people be in church for 8 minutes Jesus we're not gonna take up a lot of your time you're already awesome the church is in church cause we sold this bitch out so shut up what's up men it's your man Carlos mell over here at the 85 south show something nice I am trapped 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all 50 states Puerto Rico Canada and Australia you can order from your local go to or choose from your favorite national restaurants like Chipotle Wendy's Chick-fil-A and the cheesecake factory get the app go to the app store and get the app we got food on the way what were you saying bro? go to commercial it's coaching like guys have the good did I like what's going on in front smalls what's going on in front what's going on in front who's in front to me this is Gino hey come on appreciate you all dude we need to cut to the game bro real this is my new team I ain't got no team I'm coming to that Carolina game whatever I need to know so I can be like no I need to be in there I talk shit too even though I don't know if y'all might win I know y'all going to win but I'm going to talk shit I got to meet the icon coach nigga know I'm going to cry I'm going to cry nigga what time do I get in today? the call that's why I was like we played pick up this one okay okay okay what did he say to y'all what did he say to y'all what did he say to y'all what the fuck y'all better win shit they don't hit me they pray that I be on camera they don't say nothing but y'all have a real help that right camera cut all of you I'm cut now you got video cold warm up appreciate y'all yes sir oh that shit is cold that's the whole gym that's the body seat y'all know I'm going to rock these dudes on stage one day I ain't going to lie that's the show shit yes sir oh hey y'all gave me they gave me the warm up red shirted that's how you get to watch the game all this shit on I'll tell you about everything the sweater hanger got down long jay and the shirt I've been fucking around watching dutes and jay jay jay jay right here jerry stackhouse that's the North Carolina Jason Wood it's only a couple people that I follow from college bro and I can name them jay jay reading kris paul all the people I follow actually from college I remember kris paul yesterday he made kris paul this nigga is cold whoever this nigga is he made me want to watch a wait for game when I see wait for him every time I see wait for him I think kris paul so did they wait for kris paul they had some cold games cold games it's like if you ever try to go down there and make a stamp and go forward on tv and I'm gonna tell you who else I need to get my red plate what do you want to tell me I'll tell you bro I don't know who these lankan niggas and shawty I'll be damned I'll tell you jay jay ready that nigga jump shot tell me about what is it steve carry jay jay ready to do it it's the same nigga he'll pull that bitch off he ready he ready half put that's why when he went to the pros it was like it's a lot of elite niggas that's in the game you ain't playing against niggas not know how to put that arm okay cool your nigga be helpful he got better in the league he started playing on the ground I was playing for a song jump shot it was like it kind of fell out with the jump shot but he got more of a better team player you feel what I'm saying you feel what I'm saying I'll do it myself everybody you don't even talk about it here it's fire on it ain't on the team for a reason I say all y'all play 2k I say all of these at like 66 rating don't bust your ass fuck anyway I'm C.A. don't bust your ass I was like 66 on that jam I'm good I'll take a 66 that's not a free throw you on the game man they put me on the game I get the game I ain't no game come on nigga y'all plug me up I ain't do all this stupid ass shit I ain't even know that bitch everybody got a date for you I don't think we're getting over the game I just think we should do it to this day I still think I think a lie to me I appreciate y'all bro I love you all I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you lil ass shit she meds dance don't suck I mocked her small as hell little I know what he's about yo ain't y'all never tell me this ain't as bad gotta get he fit yeah I let you feed Don't come for me, bro. We're gonna eat. You sure you sure? We're gonna eat. We're gonna eat. You gotta do a seat home. Yeah, with that, she gotta bust at least 40. I know. It's great. Oh, I do, too. Oh my God. I did it for a day, man. Got it. What you doing? My 3Ls, I don't know what I'm doing. This ain't no more. I called to the gate. I told myself I was coming to the gate. They slide to the show. Actually be crazy good. We got y'all a job and we do that. So it's just like, you see y'all, and we still be having a good time. All you people here? People with us. Don't watch y'all this shit. Don't watch this shit. It's a good shit. It's a good shit cause I did steal you away. No, I'm sorry. It's a shit. She already got a drink. She already got a drink. Right, you disappeared. She come back. I told her that's all. I'll be right back. But the crazy part about it is to see Black man doing the same shit. And we be reciprocating that saying, Lord, like, I've no tip. But every time I go around, I'm like, I'm happy here. Like, here now, buddy, my eye, do I want my eye? You be, you know, we cool in here. Like, you know, I'm still one of my favorite rappers. Still. I can't just act like he's not my favorite rapper. Just because I know this nigga. You be like, no, nigga, I want you to burn that floor. I'm like, hit that bitch. You be if it's unlike you to see a nigga that had that same type of energy. I'm like, I'll fuck you. And then you say it like, I don't care. I'll fuck you, man. Oh, why did she? Did she have it? What? What? What? What? What? All black on. All black on, they don't know how. All black on, they don't know how. They trying to come over with the gang since a while. Let me tell you, uh-uh, Kung Pao, we know how. This here. All them games y'all trying to play. It ain't going to work. We legit, we black on, we doing it by the book. All that playing game shit, y'all stop playing games. We black on this shit on. Hey. Who beat on you, Kung Pao? All right, you a minute. Sh, the hell. Fuck y'all, I need to talk about it, man. You think we in the game, J.B. and Chloe Yeez for the rest of our life? Who? Ha, peasants. Peasants? Fucking off with that hat. Work and listen to your goddamn boss. Better quit your job than become a goddamn boss. You getting tired of being told what to do? You got a better car than your boss. Come on, man. I didn't get out of, I didn't get out wanting them cars with a seat belt going like this. You don't need to have a college degree to tell you what to do. That's why I couldn't, that's why I wasn't shit at work. No, dude, that's why he tried, he bad shit on y'all ass. I wasn't shit at the job. Go ahead, Mr. Whitty. Because I was smarter than everybody who they ever tried to put ahead of me. The motherfuckers wasn't smart enough to tell me what to do, stupid ass. I know you're stupid, because I didn't convince you that I'm doing what the fuck you said that... I ain't never this. No, my supervisor told me. I would try to work overtime. She said, I'm gonna need you to understand that everybody has to have a chance to overtime. I said, I ain't never heard no bullshit about that a day of my life. Everybody's gotta get a chance. As you can see, them folks wanna go home. Why you tell them folks to come back over here and be like, I made your fate, like, look, I'm gonna go home. They don't think I want to work, man. Let me get it over here. Somebody's gonna say, we gotta take time. I said, baby, take, life ain't about take time, baby. This is about where you can go home, man. I mean, this is my time. You talking about them, they gonna go home. I'm all gonna be the job for so long. So I'm trying to cash out while I'm there. I ain't a fuck off, I ain't got it. I ain't got a fuck off, cause I'm talking to you, baby, I was here right here. So they see me like, who on overtime, you stay. Tank tops, be on top of the drone. They don't come here, but I don't want to talk to you. Oh, they shit, man, they going home. I'm all outside on the street like that. I'm gonna check the salt. I don't, I don't want to talk to you. Oh, I, shit, I, shit, I, shit, I, shit. I'm ready, I get to work. I'm not gonna give no fuck. They take on me a little bit, I'm trying to rate it out, I'm trying to turn this shit into a asshole. Part time, it's a fool, bitch. You did. I'm not gonna give no fuck. Got that on the phone? Come back in that name, you know what I'm saying? Oh, you ain't gonna give me a fuck, that's all. The new office is there, about to go on the street. I'm still here. You can trust me. I've been on the man one time, I'm about to go on the office, I don't worry about it. I'm all in the city, right? They be walking across the street, God damn it, you know, we would get between the car, and they got there. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. What the fuck, what the fuck. Ha, ha, ha. Because they see what banks out when you clock out. They ain't got no man to see, they come in and they were like, he put a knee down, like, oh, they see me come in like, seven, thirty? She got it. She wouldn't even look like that, I can't hear it. You got an hour, bitch. I can't hear it, I got my ass up out of it. I need my hours, man. Check out your bag, real quick. I always be like that. You got a bag. You want to run through this real quick? Yeah, this one. This one, dude? Dude! Right there, dude. We got chick out your bag. God damn! They good! I don't even fuck with dude, but I take it. I'm good, right? I ain't taking it to see you right here. I appreciate you, my old man. What you got, yo head got them freaking pitbull, puppy nipples, like that? Shit! Ah ha! Ha ha ha! Fuck you! I think they lay some puppies right in this, I knew I heard some little puppies right in this. He's a dude. That what you all around here? I'm just bringing ideas that you all have available to really do that for some time. All right. Oh, then I'm gonna do like a game game. We can scout. Because you gotta go pre-scout the audience here, that's why. Yeah, I just pre-scout some puppies. We got to show them this one. That's what I'm saying, so you can have it. I'm tired. That's gonna make it easier, isn't it? That's what I'm saying. Just scout some people for whatever you want to scout them for, and then we'll get them if we get them. All right. Let's go. All right. You like this, right? All the way. All the way. All the way around, that's what it is. Oh, really? Yeah, that's what it is. And congratulations, nigga. Nigga, maybe. I'll be right back. I just know it's historic all around the city. What? It's historic all around the city. Because it's historic money. Shit. That's great, bro. They be like history. History is history. You can't just like... They're like dinosaurs, bro. They try to make us forget. Like, we never had... Bro, they try to make you not think about dinosaurs. Nigga, we had dinosaurs. These brownies been raw. That's how they try to make the niggas think about slavery. Slavery like dinosaurs, niggas think. Shut the fuck up. No, nigga. Don't talk about this shit forever. Fuck up. Hey, y'all. Remember that movie back in the day in school? The young kids went back in time. I always think that money came. No. That shit. That was so funny. Man, repeat that. Repeat that last crawl, please. Really turd. Catch you guys. Dear Lord, Heaven and Father, thank you for allowing us all to come here to get here safe, be amongst family. Let us go out here and be on our best, give the people what they want, get everybody involved in the show and put on a great show, and everybody be at the height of their game. In Jesus' name we pray, amen. Amen. Let's get in the band, sir. We already running late on time.