 Don't solve the spandals with this age-old question The internet's asking they've been asking for a decade. I'm here to answer it ladies and gentlemen in and out burger Versus five guys burger Who is the fast-food king in this corner in the white trunks? With the home court advantage the home field advantage the overdog The California king we have in and out burger Estimated since 1948 established not estimated established 1948 in and out burger ladies and gentlemen I am a fan of Joe Rogan and you guys have been hearing all over the internet podcast this and that the keto diet I don't really care about diets. I'm here to eat a burger, but for the sake of the video We went with the identical burger I grabbed a burger Double cheeseburger from both spots protein style meaning no bun wrapped in lettuce keeping those carbs down We're trying to look jack and swole while we enjoy And go on a wonderful miraculous palatable adventure together you and I cheese meat tomato light ketchup onion Smushed together layered like a beautiful layered cake of meat meaty protein And in this corner in the brown bag, and I'm not talking about drinking alcohol illegally We have five guys slightly larger version slightly more world-renowned Let's dig in you're talking about a wrapping they already have it nicely prepped with a double layer wrap for you to be able to Enjoy one end popping out, but not get your hands messy The five guys burger is slightly larger. This is a little bit more petite aversion of it I believe it's about 30 to 40 grams of fat 30 grams of protein Our five guys our counterpart the underdog is around 50 grams of protein around 55 60 grams of fat So a little bit more hefty of a burger first off when you're going in here. I don't like the jungle of lettuce I have to dig through to get to my burger sometimes if you have the lucky server at In-N-Out I feel like they chop this lettuce. I need it chopped. I need I need the ratio when I when I go to bite All you get is lettuce in your face. I need I need the ratio of cheese a burger ketchup Don't over catch up my shit I don't want a soggy burger of tomato juice. That's the basic of a ketchup is you can't have tomato and tomato juice You need a little bit of ketchup Just a just a wet the palate let it slide down But I need this lettuce to get out of my fucking face before I can put this in my mouth, you know I feel like in and out to decent burger. I've had in and out before you know This isn't the first time I've had it now But the internet is so wild and about in and out purely I think just from the mystery factor You know if there is unicorns running all around town No one give a fuck that a horse had a horn on its nose anymore. No one would care All right, they think it's a skinny rhino and no one will give a fuck It's literally just because it's in California and the rest of the world thinks oh my god I'm gonna go to California so I can go hang out with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland and eat in and out burger My life's all gonna be fine and dandy after that. Well, guess what? It's still just a burger in Disneyland is just a theme park. You could also go to Florida. I Like the fresh crispy lettuce it has a little bit of texture and it allows you not to get your hands dirty The bun is useless. I do agree. We don't need that bun get that bun out of here What in and out does well the patties taste like meat. That's a beautiful thing when you're going fast food You know I we call these both fast food even though in and out does have a drive-thru five guys does not but Pure meat a meaty taste when it tastes like steak in your mouth. It's delicious two pieces of American cheese They're melted perfectly. Sometimes they're a little bit raw. I don't like a hard cheese You need it melted you want it dripping and down the side of your burger in and out does that very well Tomato fresh It's a fresh no game when we're categorizing things we start to rank things everything has its place You're talking about a $30 burger from a steakhouse. We can't compare that to this little protein style piece of dinky dinky I got for $4 on the drive-thru, but when you're talking about having a nice burger that tastes like meat It doesn't taste like plastic. It would probably go bad You know you go to make McDonald's you grab this burger that meets gonna last you 10 years 10 years in my stomach Or 10 years in my toilet this thing is real meat. It will rot. So this is that's high quality already We're putting the category of fast food We're putting the category of that keto low carb no bun diet We got some fresh veggies on here An overall taste you know the creativity is low, but that's the beauty of a burger We know what it is when you say burger everyone understands meat cheese bun Maybe no bun maybe lettuce a little bit of ketchup a little bit of veggies involved Overall the ratios are clean. It's cooked well We're going seven out of eight on the fast food burger keto bunless in and out California only scale We're talking about the anabolic scale, you know, we're talking about because we're always trying to make gains out here It's almost an eight out of eight. We got a high fat Reset testosterone a little bit of protein pretty satiating makes you feel pretty full You grab two of these things diet coke off to the gym off to the shitter as well price clean you right out You know the underdog. It's also the dark horse and mystery in my mind I feel like it's not as popular out here in California in and out to go to I probably only had five guys a handful of times And I don't think I've ever had it protein style. No bun lettuce only Let's dig in. I like the tin foil makes me feel that's fresh. They wrapped it toy They wrapped it absolutely tight So although the convenience of the half wrapped in and out allows early access to the burger with no hassle No, no smudges on your fingers. This one is nicely concealed. You don't even know what it is It looks like your mom could have made it. I kind of like that. I kind of you pull it out of the brown bag It's like Here's a little Timmy have a great day at school And I like that because then you open it and the story continues the story continues You got a tin foil pull it out and you're at lunch with your kids, you know, you're out with all the buddies Johnny's over here Stephanie's across the table. She's winking at you, but she doesn't really want so you're gonna slip of her note Say hey, you want to date me? Yes. No checkbox, you know, you remember those days, right? You got a juice box. You got a milk 2% milk and I got Oreos I got Oreos and you got Doritos and we're gonna trade one for one. I'll trade you one Oreo over three Doritos You know, huh? Huh? You do that all day. That's what it feels like. All right So I changed my mind. I changed my mind on the wrapping you want to wrap it and now you have nothing to grab That's kind of the issue here. So you unwrap and now and now where do we go? Now where do we go? What's In and out tells you how to eat the burger, you know, we're not all the brightest and when I'm when I'm here at lunch I don't want to I don't want to make a plan of attack before I go in I want I want you open that wrapper in the you know, and it just tells you hold here It doesn't have to stay hold here. It just tells you to hold here now Now it literally looks like they took half a half a head of lettuce and just threw a patty in the there Or a skeptical on the move I make I I am here to be served Right you go to a restaurant to be served I could have made this at home, but I come to reserve now I'm gonna have to create my handle watch watch this is I've never done this But I just know what I'm doing, you know, and the only way I know how to do this is because in and out Maybe they're the king You got to do one of these now You know and for some of you guys like might get over it just just wrap it half of it. No No, no, no, no, no, no, you're serving me. This is supposed to be made, you know, and I don't like the spine either I don't like the spine either. What's everybody yelling at me? You know, I'm out here trying to review a burger You know these guys are just smiling out. You know, what is this public screen snipers? You guys trying to be in the video? You trying to be in the video? I don't like the spine of lettuce. I think this should be eliminated from any burger option It just adds a weird texture Again the floppy lettuce. It's not really fitting Five guys should probably send me a commission check in the mail. I'm gonna have to do half the work for them No, let's dig in. Let's see what we get first bite there Once I once I modified the lettuce on the internet out the first bite was perfect texture, right? You want a little bit of everything, right? You want a little bit of everything in every bite you get? Let's see what we get now My assumptions were correct the spine of the lettuce is too much lettuce Lettuce isn't have that much flavor. It's just mostly water, right? It's a water and fiber But it's just too much in your mouth. I couldn't even taste the meat So I'm gonna I'm gonna rotate this thing and we're gonna dig into the side to give it a give it a fair share But that first bite first first bite my assumptions correct and it out wins that first bite But I'm just trying to find this patty, you know, you know If you got to hunt through a jungle of veggies to find a patty isn't really a burger anymore Answers right now. They're fun to talk about now. We're cooking with gas The patty cheese combo itself from five guys is is actually Actually the perfect ratio. It's actually the perfect ratio in and out You have probably a two-to-one Say there's thirds right one third is probably cheese two thirds. It's probably burger This is probably one fourth cheese three fourths. I'm looking for a sculpture of Ground beautifully ground meat packed together tightly and Lightly fried on the grill and that's what five guys absolutely nailed Where they're lacking the dark horse you're lacking in this lettuce thing I don't you put it you put it in a snow globe you put it in a snow globe of lettuce I'm not gonna shake it up and get it out of my Face just to get to the part. I actually want what is that? You know what I mean? Look what is that now look at it? You're lucky you're lucky your burger itself is so delicious because this is the ugliest thing That I would ever pay for Look again scaling it out. We're talking about fast food This this technically is a level up because there's no drive-through here five guys is a level up from in and out We're comparing them for you for the internet the flavor of the burger The ratio of veggies to burger of taste is absolutely 10 out of 11. It's delicious It's it's a better burger. It's the burger the burger itself. We're talking creativity again We're on the same scale to do the exact same thing you race the bun put a little bit of lettuce sandwich The issue is is that in and out took the bun list the protein style of the lettuce to another level and they actually made a sandwich out of lettuce Five guys literally just chopped the head of lettuce and put it there or or they literally just removed the bun That's not how it goes in and out leveled up and in everything life We what we need to do you take a concept and you level it up and that's how you succeed That's how all we do is win win win win beef steak flavor Cheese ratio point thing five guys Creativity leveling up leveling up taking an idea and making it better In and out thing anabolic scale. I told you the fat ratio to protein ratio on both even Now we're gonna spend another five hours thinking about what our tiebreaker is right oh But you get more beef here if you're talking pure price I think in and out burgers about four bucks about four dollar burger this five guys Is about an eight dollar burger. I Don't know if you get double the burger from it. I don't know if you get double the burger from it I feel like if you're gonna go double the burger you get double the meat if you're gonna double my price you have to double My palate adventure and I don't think you do it five guys. I Don't want to do it. I Don't want to do it. You're locking it in with the score of 28 29 in and out score of 29 28 five guys with the score of 29 28 and new keto lettuce wrapped burger champion of the world In and out burger all things considered I Like to spend money on things that I like and I like to be frugal when I can and so if I'm going into this Personally I'm digging into this world. I'm probably going with the five guys burger I'm probably gonna spend the extra couple dollars But if you're balling on a budget and look man, don't hate the play. I hate the game. I don't judge you You might want to go with the in and out because of the leveling up creativity Because of the drive-thru convenience and because the anabolic scales nearly the same You could get almost two burgers for the same price of one. That's more protein per dollar And you know, that's what we're about protein gains my friends Hopefully you enjoyed this video guys be sure to leave a comment below what food you want us to discover to invest to gate Leave a comment below what food you want us to discover what food you want us to investigate next What's your biggest food question here on the planet? We'll travel anywhere Appreciate you guys. I'm Mike. I'm out of here