 Good morning, John. Almost every Thursday, for as far back as I can remember, which in fairness is not that far, I have left the entire day unblocked so that I can just make a Vlogbrothers video and mess around and do it to the standard that I want to do it and just have a good old time. It's a lovely part of my life. And right now, it is 5.59 on Thursday, and I have just started and I haven't written anything down. It's been a bit of a wild week. There's just been a lot. I'm not gonna get into it. And I lied. I have written some words. Here they are. I still haven't made a video and I have no ideas. Hell. And I posted that on Twitter. And I'm just gonna do what you say. Chair ranking. All right, so this is chair number one. This is my best chair. It's the one that I sit in all the time. My mother actually painted it. Isn't this beautiful? And we have this chair here. This is my microscope chair. This one's not that great. I'm gonna give it like a 7 out of 10. And then over here is my drum throne. It's a pure disaster. That's the only other chair in here. I'm gonna give it like a 0 out of 10. Every single time I sit on it, it falls. Do the formats bestie? Maybe important for people to know is that the format isn't easier. I mean, I agree that it's fun, but you still have to like make the video. You still have to have all the words that you're gonna put into it. So yeah, it's gonna have a format section, a format part of it. But that's, it's gonna be mostly regular video. Dan Lewis wants me to talk about how niche escalators are, which he probably knows more about than I do. But I can say that we recently lost our only escalator in Missoula. It was in the Herbergers. But then we got another one because there's one at the new airport. So we're back, baby! This person wants me to call a random number and talk to whoever answers. I'm not doing that, but I did say someone leave a phone number and I will call you. So we'll see if anybody leaves their phone number. Maybe a book recommendation video. I just finished two books that I loved a lot. One was She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker Chan, which was haunting and beautiful and kind of terrifying. Not like in a horror way, just in like a human way where humans are capable of a lot. And another which I should have read the first eight times someone recommended it to me, but it took me nine, was Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky. It's just chemistry and war and space and evolutionary biology and humans and spiders and it's great. Nix asks if I could talk about Crash Course in Spanish. Yeah, I can. We're doing Crash Course in Spanish. We're starting out with my favorite of the subject's chemistry. Produced in Spanish from the bottom up. Writers, editors, hosting, all of it. It's very exciting. There's only a few episodes up so far, but they will continue to come out. We are making them now. I'm so excited. It's finally happening. Dilikian wants to see pelicans. So here's a pelican and another one and another and another and another and another and another and another and another. Jake says piezoelectric activity of bone cells? Oh no, man. That sounds great. Is that real? Bone has piezoelectric properties because of the highly oriented and patterned structure of collagen and collagen's ability to respond to mechanical load. When shearing force is applied to collagen and they slip past each other, a piezoelectric charge is generated. What? You got electric bones? We've got electric bones? And I didn't know that. And I didn't know that? Jake. Jake. Thank you. Thank you. But on behalf of all of us. Well, John, I've been recording this for you for a pretty long time now. I just looked over at the timer. Seems like that's going to be four minutes of content, no problem. We'll see. You probably also know about these hankler fish that I made for the Project for Awesome. They're all sold out, but I did make a design based on it and I've put it on a t-shirt. It's been a long time since I've made a design and put it on a t-shirt. I'm excited to have done that and it's at dftba.com. If you would like it, it is there. John, I'll see you on Tuesday. Hey Amy, it's Hank. How's it going? All right. Where are you? At Disney World. Are you at Disney World as a visitor or as a cast member? As you sounded so disappointed that you were just a visitor. I got to finish making this video now. Please don't share my phone number with people. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Goodbye.