 okay there we are once again the famous Bendix diner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld show comedians in cars getting coffee. Hasbro-Keyston, Jersey route 17 south I'm headed to meet with William H. Morrill the third commercial voiceover specialists and former NFL football quarterback. For more wackiness or God knows what we're gonna talk about. Maybe more madness who the hell knows who the hell knows. So my question to Eileen is have you been doing your part in the campaign in preventing swamp bass. I just went to the bathroom that year. No I don't think you know and I don't think I want to know. I took a bath last night and I just went to the bathroom right now. Oh my God. What you're supposed to use water? What about soap. Oh my God. So how's Ray? Oh boy. What's next pictures? Yeah, Technicolor. Technicolor dreamcoat. No but seriously you know you're aware of what swamp bass is. You remember? Good. Good for you. Good for you. I'm proud of you. Does Ray know? Does Ray have swamp bass? Ray your friend. Oh she don't bother with it. Oh God. Gotta love it. See how she changed the subject. What's going on? Don't ask really. Besides the humidity and other issues. I don't know. Billy would have told me of a good news. The what? There wasn't? Why? Are you talking a lot? Releasing hot air? Carbon dioxide. Pardon? Carbon dioxide right? Or in your case in your and you were in Ray's case monoxide. Carbon monoxide. So what's Ray up to? I don't know I don't bother with them. She keeps on saying that. Yeah right. She keeps on saying that. You can turn that thing around and it says I'm not bothered with them. You can call me Ray. You sure you're not bothering him? I tell you, should you turn that thing around? You don't turn it around. Turn the thing around? Maybe. Is Arlene hanging out with a little off kilter gentleman we know from McDonald's Ray? No. You're not lying. But will you get this idea that this $4 thing is nothing? It tells you the truth every time so stop it. This is an amulet. This is not just something to be played with. It's like a wheelchair board. You don't play with that stuff. It's not a boy. People need to trust and take things more seriously don't they? Yes. Now there are in the tradition of pendulums people can use anything that weighs a decent amount but the thing. Let me interrupt. Some things are better like a rock quartz crystal. Yes. You can't use just anything. Rock quartz crystal. Rock quartz crystal. You ever watch ancient aliens? You never heard of rock quartz crystal? I've seen all your watches. Your watches are quartz crystal. That's rock quartz crystal. A lot of things you use are driven by rock quartz crystals. They possess, okay? Yes. Watch Arlene. The Mayan skulls. The 13 skulls. 13 skulls. Do rock quartz crystals possess great powers? Do rock quartz crystals possess great powers more than any other crystal? Actually no. Oh yes. Selenite, black up city and black throne. No. I heard rock quartz beats everything. My one friend got me a thing from her friend's gem store. Rock quartz is the only one that applies to everything. You know what they said about selenite? No. It's good to have selenite and keep your rock quartz crystals up against it because it energizes it. What is selenite? Selenite. What is it? Another crystal? It's a crystal. It's selenite. Another crystal is, I'm sure you know, very real important. No. Well the people on TV are saying rock quartz crystal. And in the book it's the only one that said all spectrums. Well maybe they were referring to spiritual connection. None of the others. None of them said that. Those are like mine. Yeah. The two shows, Dead Files and the Ghost Adventures, they mention things like black tourmaline, selenite, black up city and that's more or less for keeping away evil spirits and communicating with the dead. Black up city and black tourmaline and selenite. Your breath if you don't brush your teeth. Selenite. Breathe on them and they'll faint. Amy Allen is a psychic medium on the Dead Files and a Wiccan, which is a good witch, is another way of saying a good witch. A practice of Wiccan. So where you been hanging out? I was busy. I was waiting for the nurse to talk about doing paperwork. I was waiting for a Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't tell me this is the nurse that told you to go to another county to apply? No. This is the nurse that I went to court with that denied me the aid. Oh gee, that's a nice nurse. Denied you? So is everything all right? All right. Is everything all right? Everything all right. She's supposed to come maybe next week. I called her supervisor. She's just going to come next week now. I don't know. She did the right thing to call the supervisor. Oh you got to. This nurse is a case worker also? She's a case manager. Oh really? And she denied you benefits? Yes. You? But you're living on a fixed income. She denied me. Wait a minute. She denied me the aid. Son of a bitch. That's all right. Do you see how the system fucks people that are low income? Yeah. All my food stamps were all used up by having to pay out of my pocket to get food. How much do you get if you don't mind Maya? Don't ask if you don't want to. How much do you get an EBT? You have an EBT food stamp card. Yeah, it's just about a hundred. That's it. All right. You know how much she gets? $15. That's pretty good. She remembered that. $15. All right. Politically speaking. Politically speaking. Politically speaking. Does our system... Excuse me Eileen. I have a question. Not for you. Politically speaking. Does our system deliberately screw over low income people? Yes. Well, in one way though. I told you. Financially. Financially. What I'm doing with the apartment. Financially. If I was over a little over $3,000 and my people fucked up, or if I was dealing with millions, they'd leave me alone. You know how it just all messed up? Financially screws people up on a fixed income. It's a war against the poor, isn't it? Yeah. I'm going to bark. Yeah, that's an age old problem. War against the poor. There you go, man. They say that every dog has his day. Am I going to be barking real loud soon? It's just not fair. I mean, you've got politicians, my God, making 175 governors and congressmen centers. And what are you going to do about it? 175,000. What are you going to do about it? What's the people's fault? Well, we outnumber them. But nothing happens. I know, you're right. You change the politician, it remains the same. What's the layer for? I was just talking about it. Because lobbyists get paid off. What are you going to do about it? Nothing will change. Revolution with weapons? What about lynching? You ever hear the old fashioned lynching? Yeah, that's stupid. You ever see a lynch? It's cool that they've got the persons like this. It's not cool. It's cool and you get rid of evil. You root it out. No, you're wrong. All right, go ahead. Here. Sorry, I got... I'm sorry I got dramatic. Like Jimmy Madonna said, is lynching cool? What revolutions are? Are revolutions even cool? How much ice... No. How much ice did you put in there? A lot. It was warm. It was just in the fire of the battle for days. But what was in there? Water? Oh. Is there a good way or some way that we can change what's going on in this country that's been so bad lately? Yeah, Bernie Sanders' new organization is... Will you tell me one day? Yeah. Our revolution is the new Bernie Sanders organization and... No, I don't believe you. The girl... What's her name? The Spanish... Socialism is like Scandinavia. No. That's the perfect system. You attack the rich and you give free stuff to all the poor and the middle class. Well, the middle class get the tax... I'm sorry, get the tax breaks. The rich... Oh, you know who got in trouble? Socialism is the perfect system. Papa John's Pizza. Yeah, the CEO. Races, races. The politician, Bernie Sanders. Does he have the right idea? Your spirit must be Republican then. Well, I'm sure. Do you think Madonna is trying to be party? No, I'm not, because I know who I'm going to vote for. Are you Republican? Oh, okay. Interesting. You don't have any preference whatsoever. No preference. Are you just giving me pure, honest, kettle bag? Okay, my that is an awfully large handbag. I don't think I've quite seen one that large. You know, that could be a carry-on luggage on a plane. That's so big. That's what they use nowadays a lot of the rules, because they squeeze as much in as possible. Especially since they charge you like... How about those wildfires in California? Oh, yeah. Southern California. What are you doing? I'm trying to tighten the sand. No, I don't know. How do you tighten the sand? Oh, you got the belt. Okay, the overlap. Yeah, wildfires in Southern California, where a lot of assholes happen to live. Well, they live here too. They're all like Chris Christie. They're all like... And they talk... But anyway, how's it feel now, Eileen? Better. Good. Yeah, they charge, I think, 100 bucks. If you go over 25 pounds now, the airlines. Oh, yeah? No, no. He's correct. Ralph Nader said it. Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am. Yeah, Ralph Nader had an article about that. Recently, the airlines are shrinking. They're cramming people in, man. What happened to your old buddy? The one I called Popeye, where he and I don't get along? His wife is in the walker now. It's a walker or something. It's not a wheelchair. It's another chair, you know? It's another chair. She's not well. She's sick. Very. She's got dementia. It's not a wheelchair. I don't think it's a wheelchair. It's some other type of chair. He explained it to me. I think it's a walker or something like that. I forget, you know? I was surprised to see her coming in a chair, you know? Well, all the time... No, I don't know. But you should have made that nice long story that you could have just said real quick. It's really sad, you know? It's like Lou Gehrig's disease. They keep working on it and working on it and they haven't quite found a cure. My mom was in a walker and a wheelchair and everything. She had Parkinson's. That's bad. She was actually wheeling her around. Oh, Jesus. No one wanted to be bothered. That's sad. My sister-in-law wouldn't do it and my brother wouldn't do it on a regular basis. Is that what gave you a nervous breakdown? Well, that's just shit. I'm constantly moving down. My brother was moving me nonstop all the time and I had to start a new job to learn all the new skills. This is kind of personal, so don't answer if you don't want to. How bad was your nervous breakdown? I'm not bad, you know? Well, none of them are good, but I mean it was more mild than some are. Is your brother, being that he was so obsessed with getting you employed, is he a right winger that feels that everybody should go to work like some jackass? That's the way he is. Everybody. No matter how sick you are, you have to go to work. No matter how many issues you have, you should be working. Oh, okay, let's make sure. You know, he's the type of guy you just want to punch right in the face. Our friend and acquaintance Eileen here at McDonald's, her brother's got a mob way. This is where you're thinking very warped about handicapped people working, et cetera? Disabled. Yeah, that's the new term now. Disabled. He's not thinking straight, your brother. You know what? He's not thinking straight. So he would deny you. He's not thinking straight. Eileen's brother has warped ideals, doesn't he? There you go. Yes. So if he was a case worker, he would deny you benefits. Probably, yeah. Probably? I'm going to just ask this facetiously. Is Eileen's brother an extremely intellectual man? No. I said I'm going to ask this facetiously. I mean, just kidding. I'm going to, kidding aside. Is he an extremely intelligent man? No. Is he well-paid because he's a union? Is he well-paid because he's in the union? Not because he's talented? I'm asking you a question. You? I don't know when they... Calum means you're very good at certain things or something. One thing or many things. It's a very broad... Is he a union? Does he have a union seniority job? That's why he's making it. That's why he's making what he's making. How old is he? Yeah. I'm sorry. You're 55? I'm 54. At least you're honest. He's 89. He's 89. I know, Eileen. He just acts like he's 89 with his thinking. Oh my God. Boy, I meet more people here at the hotel. I'm telling a lot. Oh, from all over? A lot lately. This past week has been a lot, an awful lot of Netherlands. Wow. Well, a lot of Europeans stay here, so it's cheaper. A lot of pilots. I met a real nice pilot today, Jet Pilot. We talk football like crazy. Oh, you mean from Teterboro? His plane lands here? Real nice guys from Florida. And I bet those pilots... Former retired Marine. Are extra skilled, the ones that fly private jets. You have to be. Beyond an airline pilot. He's like, oh, we talk and talk, and they're like, who else I met after him? I just tell people to walk up to me. Like I've done in here, people come over. May I talk to you? Well, sure, but you never have to ask me. Some people stay at the Hilton, some pilots. They say you're not like other people. You seem very approachable. I said, well, I am. I said, you come over any time. Just don't talk too long. Yeah, make your points. Most of them don't. But some of them talk. Some of them stay at the Hilton. I know. I saw one there. They don't talk long. So far, they are a great, quick, covered band, you know. Where you from? How do you like it? Do you like it here? We're not so bad, are we? They said, no, I love America. First time in New York, I said, oh, you're going to be overwhelmed. You're going to love the tall buildings. This is a really great place to stay for them because there's a comedy club. There's Gabriel's. He told me today this place gets phenomenal ratings. The comedy club? No. The whole hotel. He said he gets incredible ratings. That's why all the Europeans stay. Well, because it's one of the best. Well, as opposed to staying in a restaurant, they say it's better than most restaurants. I mean, as opposed to a Manhattan hotel, they're saving a lot of money. Well, the food. My friends stay from Amtrak. This is not an ordinary restaurant. This is incredible. Now, the restaurant is Gabriel's. Gabriel's. In the hotel. What? This is the right thing to see the sign out the window. How it in, man? Or get new ones. No. You never knew there was a hotel right next door. By the way, what did you do to your hair? Nothing. Hi, Karen. Wait. What's that on your lips? What the hell? Oh, nobody. Oh, okay. So, the indentation on your proboscis is from your eyeglasses. Well, it is. Yeah, even that slight bit of weight. Proboscis. It means nose. That slight bit of weight will make it a little indentation. It comes out with stick less. You know, spell check doesn't recognize the word proboscis. Where are you going tonight? Oh, you like that. No, I'm not. You heard about the new cook there starting tonight. Huh? What would you like to have? A nut? If you order a nut, they'll send you a picture of me on a plate. How is there pastrami sandwiches? They make big, big hikes. I've had egg salad. What do you think you'll have tonight? What do you think you'll have? I don't know. This one had the cold salad platter. You liked that a lot. Yeah, that was good. Cold salad platter and... It could be a lot. As long as their burgers are big, that's a sign of a good... I know some of the places I remember. I used to go a lot to the top of the Sixes in New York and Gallagher's, Cattleman, all the great restaurants and clubs. But I always remember one of the... You remember certain things you eat, certain dishes and breakfasts. And when my dad and I used to go up to Nellie's place in the Waldwick, Nellie's place is incredible food. I have never forgotten their cheese ravioli with white clam sauce. Oh, that sounds good. Oh, man, I said this is just... You ever have lobster ravioli? No, but I hear it's phenomenal. The other thing I remember is Benegans and the potato skins. Oh, ramps. The one you used to go to a lot. Whoa, we were there every night. The potato skins with bacon chips and a big thing of sour cream dip. Oh, man. Now, Jimmy Reed's is now Shannon Rose, I think, right? Shannon Rose. Without originally... This one's not bad either. That's all fits. On Route 3, it's big. Well, the place where Jimmy Reed's is Shannon Rose was. How small that is. Originally, Swiss chalet for a very, very highly-rated restaurant for decades. You should see the crowd they get on the weekends with the DJ and the band. Good. Shannon Rose and Clitzen. They get a huge crowd. And they have an outdoor tiki bar. People go outside. And they smoke, and they get there's an outdoor bar. You need that. You can't smoke in the rooms here. No. Oh. Oh, shit. You gotta go outside. Well, is the pool in close or is it out? Out. Oh, so you can probably go out there and smoke. It's too far a walk for me. It's better go right outside, out front. Yeah, Shannon Rose really has quite a crowd. You know, the DJ, the dance floor, everything. The restaurant is really good. How come that's all you got? Irish pub. You know, I always like Irish pub food. Huh? You know, all dark wood. Typical Irish pub, all dark wood. Someone can get two burgers, you know. It's incredible. Brian Slate bounces there, but that's another talk show. He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. He's a real fighter. Yeah. He's a tough guy. The guy who popped his bicep tendon in 30 seconds. We got a tough, tough guy that Sarah years ago bragged everybody how he's a black belt karate. He got a fight with a guy and was decked with him in maybe three seconds. I heard that. Bloody. I heard the head of the Hell's Angels kick the shit out of Jean-Claude Van Damme one time. Really? All this karate stuff. You know, the Kung Fu Grand Masters is everyone like four in the world. The Grand Masters of Kung Fu even said, the greatest fighter in the world is a great boxer. That's the best fighter there is. He's a great boxer. Pure boxer. Pure boxer. And I was discovered by Roberto Ranz, former trainer. Anti-magnificent. So, only my trouble was I couldn't get a fight. Yeah. Now, Gracie-style Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, their concept is to stay close. Lock them up and get them on the ground. That's Jiu-Jitsu. Grapple. That's grappling. But if they try to get near you, you get a fast boxer and you try to keep getting closer and closer. Bam! Hit you in the head and it gets you and you're going to be stunned. It'll stop you from coming in and getting close. Joe Frazier, Frazier-Ali fight. You notice Frazier kept them getting close like Marciano. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, okay, like, look at the foreman. How hard hit, how hard George Foreman hit and Ali managed to survive, that, that, that foreman. He kind of, he took his beatings. Look at Ali's Parkinson's. Oh yeah. Induced by boxing, he took a lot of blows in the head. Yeah. Angelo Dundee was his primary, uh, Oh, Angelo Dundee, Luduva. Yeah, Luduva was with Holyfield, is he. Well, like I just said, the guy, Stone. Remember about a year ago that came out with this movie about, uh, uh, Roberto Rand Paul. It's the Hands of Stone. Hands of Stone. He was nobody, but he was a wonderful Sugar Ray Leonard and they say he came up and said, no moss, no moss. Well, he didn't say that. Sugar Ray Leonard, he said, no, he did not say that. Somebody made that up in the press. It's all BS. Oh, you see how things get started like this. John F. Kennedy Jr. His name was not John John. Oh, John John. Well, but you remember that's what they called it. John John. No, they, the media did that, right? A guy from the newspaper heard JFK, JFK calling him over as a kid and all he did was go, John, John, come here. And he wrote it in with John, John. How are we talking? Like the, like the, like the, the tropical saltwater fish, mahi mahi. Why do you need to say it twice? Mahi mahi. Spanish is Dorado fish. It's good for the, it's good for the wallet till the drown. That's why she's drinking. It's good for the wallet. It's good for the water. You gotta tell us who people in Flint, Michigan. Oh yeah, the toxic. They're still suffering with toxic, toxic water. And other cities too. So don't think water's so good for you. Don't know what you're drinking. I think it's more, I think it's more or less genocide of people with colors. What somebody's got to develop is a little carrying kit with strips. You pull one out and put it in. If you want to tell you if it's good or toxic, damn, right where you are. Hey, you take all this crap just to keep, kill bacteria on your hands. Purell or whatever. What about strips to tell you where you're ingesting is bad. And purell is not healthy for you. Purell, it kills bacteria. It's killing good bacteria. You need some bad bacteria. Probiotics. It's not good for you. Kill probiotics. They say it's not good to overuse this stuff. It's not good. You know, it'll be a great invent. You know, it'll be a good. But it's killing too many of the friendly bacteria. Yeah, pro probiotics, friendly bacteria. Let me tell you another thing. Years ago, years ago, you know, the famous brand about Washington, history, recommended by the ADA. Okay, the only one recommended by the ADA. Now, what does that mean? The American Dental, what do they know? This drink was also the only mouthwash cause extreme cases of a whole lot of cancer. You'd have 25% alcohol. Yeah. It's endorsed by the ADA. What does that mean? So you say awesome doors by this author. That doesn't mean squat. It causes the most oral cancer. It's endorsed by the ADA. Oh, I don't know about the alcohol. I doubt it. That's not about them. I'm sure they change the alcohol content. Got an email at Listerine, the article about Listerine. Yeah, but that menthol, eucalyptus thymus that that combo is antiseptic. It does kill. There's a lot of you know, somebody should invent a portable, like the size of a blender reverse osmosis water filtration system that you plug in. That'll be really, really nice. Portable. That would purify just about any water. I heard zero is very good. They say Britain is no, he's right. The zero filter cartridge filter system is the best. But zero blows them away. Pure. No, zero, zero blows away, Britta, that like the commercial shows, it takes for now. Yeah, I wish zero filter cartridges would fit my water filtration system. I'd love to get one. Is the Britta water filtration system. Okay, you know why? Because that's silver. It's silver line. That's antibacterial filters out everything. You're not getting the nutrients you need from water. It takes everything out. That's not Oh, yeah, zero does take it. There you go. There you go. I always wondered about that. Everything out of here is Yeah, probably minerals. See how you find things out. Ask it. Does does the zero filter does the zero filter system have silver in it like Britta? No, okay. Zero does have silver in it. Do you like the zero filter system? All right, it's not that it's bad, you know, I'm sure it likes the zero system better. I like Oh, you like the Britta filter system better than the zero system. Do you have relatives that own a lot of stock in the Britta company? The spirit says it has relatives that own a lot of stock in the Britta's company. I said yes. Oh, God. You know what? Got a when when you were on earth in an earthly form, were you a real capitalist? No, no, it's it's it's it's saying that, you know, money, money, money, profit, profit, but about about about. Okay, gotcha. You're the only one in the hospital. Anyway, that's horrible that your nurse case manager, not case worker manager denied you claim your claim. That's really a really despicable, in my opinion, denied her claim for benefits. You apply for better benefits? The aid. Yeah. What is she aiding? She's the government of you. Now what they denied you the aid or the aid denied you the benefits. She who she the nurses denied you an aid. Why? No why? What was the reason to tell you that? She felt she didn't need it. You're on the fixed income. Thus, you just need an aid. Thus, our friend Eileen need a whole health aid. She's a detriment to you. Is Eileen well enough to take care of herself? Are you really that you, you work in an office really? No, no, no, no. Yes, it does. Oh, my, it just said you want to remember? Okay, before you, you short Raymond now does you sure ran after his but what? You see, when we should know where they were whispering. You know, she said one word that when we're dead, we'll find out his way is Eileen so called my guy boyfriend. Is he full of Jerry Gullah? Jerry Gullah? Is he a phony? No, it's not. Yes. Is Eileen's so called my guy hiding a lot from her? Is Eileen's so called my guy Jerry Gullah hiding a lot from Eileen? Yes, he's hiding a lot from you, ma'am. Is this stop it again? Is this cruel what he's doing behind her back? Is this cruel what he's doing? Is it is this cruel what Jerry Gullah my guy is doing to Eileen behind her back? Oh, without a doubt playing with somebody's feelings? Sure. So this my guy is total, total farce. He's and he's using I think you should stop calling him my guy and make a drink called my tie. Look at my tie. Look at the swing, man. It definitely don't like you're my guy. Look, look at the swing. It don't like. Should Eileen be trusting? Hold on. Her so called Jerry Gullah. Should Eileen be trusting this so called boyfriend Jerry Gullah? No. No, you should not be trusting. You got to give this guy the old heave ho or just heave on him. Or yeah, that's pretty that's pretty good actually. So Eileen should definitely get rid of this Jerry Gullah boyfriend. No, but a simple question. Stop it. Yeah, Eileen deserve better. Does Eileen deserve better than this Jerry Gullah my guy? No, she doesn't deserve better by that. You don't deserve it. Could I ask you that? Yes, sure. We're all in that one. I'm going to repeat that one. Does Eileen our friend here at McDonald's deserve better than this Jerry Gullah guy? Jerry Gullah? What a name. Look at that. Right? Her big swing. Yes, you deserve better. Jerry Gullah. She's like Jerry. Reminds me of Jerry Gutter. Gutter says yes, you deserve better. Yeah, I kind of thought that was an odd answer. Yeah, she does deserve better. She she's really going out for a cigarette. I will be right back. But you all talk. Well, yeah, I'll be back. You talk. Oh, heaven. Oh, heaven, especially when that that girl that looked like a high class go go dancer was in here the other day. She was like, like, like everything about tall, long legs, Daisy Duke shorts. Yeah, she was exotic during the week. I did do that when I had a film at the store. Yeah, I was out in front of the. No, I was in front of Barnes and Noble having a cigarette outside. I knew who she was right away. No, she came walking with a grandmother or a mother. I knew right away who she was. Pamela Peaks. And I thought she was walking by. I'm just saying you're having a cigarette. She looks at me, licks her lips and waits. I'll never forget your skin tight shirt. It's just far. It's just far. Oh my Pamela Peaks. An adult film star. Adult film star. Film. That's what you said, but I never heard of her. How many adult films do you watch? Now, what's the difference between a film and a movie? I mean, you could have film on your eyeglasses. I mean, Oh, okay. Video. They took all things for you. Yeah. What are these dirty? I don't know why. Why would I go dirty? What do you mean dirty? You mean by dirty? What do you mean by dirty? Why don't you say dirty? By dirty. You're not saying it. What do you mean dirty? What do you mean by dirty? Are the women naked or what? Everybody like and hate you. No, they're dressed in a Victorian outfit up to here. They got clothes up to here. Everybody want to come over here? I want to make sure I'm hearing right. Adult film. No, you're hearing less. Yeah, that's what I, you know, Hey, and now online. It's free now. Now I'm now online. I lean online. It's free. Yes, ma'am. You don't have a computer. What are you afraid? What are you? I want no, and I grew up in a computer family. I want no You should see that all this heavy duty stuff on Twitter, William, on Twitter. You don't have what do you Wilma Wilma Flintstone? You don't know what you're missing. Are you going outside? And you got to take your purse with you. You're only sitting over here. When who's gonna I don't show my daughter's license when I was two inches away. But nobody's you know, you're going to see the person that Oh my gosh. You're only like 10 feet away from the table. You're only look, she she's like not even Kathy not not she's not even 10 feet away. She brings her purse with her to get water. She went from there. Right. You have a how's somebody gonna steal if you're right there? Well, I'm I'm here gardening and guarding it. I mean, yeah, but she's like, no, she's not going to she's not going to the ladies room. She's like right now. Tell me something. The Nutley diner. Are their burgers like real thin or are they they size? That's not bad. That's actually eight ounces, right? That's pretty good. Okay, so if they're using if they're using fatty ground, so so if they're using fatty, okay. So if they're using fatty ground beef, of course, it's not going to be eight ounces anymore. It's going to be maybe six ounces. Right. I don't I don't I like big portions like yesterday. I every Friday I go to the Royal Hibachi buffet in Saddlebrook by the Walmart. Yeah, now for $10, you should see how much seafood I eat. And it's all fresh, never frozen. They've been getting the biggest thickest flounder filets that they've been, they've been broiling. I mean, but you should see the massive amount of top of the line food they got there for $10. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But they have a great they have a they have a great sushi bar. They have Mongolian barbecue. They have they have hard ice cream now hard ice cream station that you scoop. Yeah. That's you know, I mean, I mean, for $10, you're definitely it's definitely one of the best if not the best value in New Jersey that I've been to I mean, for $10, you know, for lunch, for lunch. Now for dinner, they put out Alaskan King crab legs. It's a little, a little bit more, a little bit more money. Yeah. Like the other day, he had a lobster. He made a lobster bisque, like a lot or and a crab soup. He made both, you know, he put he put he's Turkish so he puts out lamb. You like leg of lamb? And and barbecue lamb ribs with nice barbecue sauce. Oh, I love lamb. Some people hate lamb. I love you. You don't like lamb. Why? Because has a strong taste? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen to what you just said. You like you like lamb chops, but you don't like lamb. But they're both lamb. You should hear what Eileen just said. She doesn't like she likes lamb chops. But she doesn't like lamb. Now let me think about this answer for a minute. What do they call that an oxymoron? Well, that means you like lamb. If you like lamb chops, give me strength. She like you know, it's good Santa cut Santa cut pork chops are thick like this. They won't bring it back. They won't bring it back. Well, not Burger King came out with a rib. They don't and they got rid of it too. A delicious. No, you know what they had barbecue pulled pork sandwiches. They had it. People loved it and they stopped putting barbecue pulled pork sandwiches. People loved it. Burger King to it was two for $5. Where'd you always the dirty movies? You know what she did? She went to get water and she brought that her purse with her in fear that someone might steal it. But you're right over there. Where I was in the driver my driver's seat and they were in the passenger seat where when I was in my car and they stole my driver's license and money when I was driving I drove home from a bar. We're not in a bar. I had I had it down on the passenger seat and they think it's right on the floor of the where were they sitting? How did they fit? How did their butt fit with that on the passenger seat? Oh, you didn't ask like, where did you all leave your dirty movies? You always talk to you about dirty movies when I went out. Why? I still want to know. Why do you call them dirty movies? You like you like lamb chops but you don't like lamb. That's the number one silly thing. Secondly, you think somebody's going to steal that you that monstrosity you call a purse. You walk over there and of course you're going to see you just look back and watch. I don't see. I'm not that nervous. But it doesn't matter. We're here and you're right there. It's okay. Right exactly. It's that simple and then in two minutes was it two minutes or two? Would you say that they stole two seconds? When? Two seconds? When was this? You know what two seconds is? Watch this and one and two. No. One Mississippi two Mississippi. One more thousand years ago. I don't know how many years. Well, Mississippi one thousand. You had how much stolen when? It was a lot of years ago. But you had a driving license and I think they took money too. Someone years ago, Steele Eileen's money from a purse when they were sitting right next to her. And driving license in the car. Well, yes, it's saying yes, right? It's a yes. Saying no. It was a yes many years ago. It was true. Oh boy, oh boy. Is Harley imagining this? It says you're imagining it. Oh, a guy from the car. You say these things, but how do you know? Of course, I had A whole new driving license. But I had to go to the Maybe you blame your brother and he didn't steal your money. Your. This is that thing is wrong. When you go to heaven, you're right. Uh-oh. Heaven, you're in heaven. Maybe you left it on the bar. Eileen has a strong idea of heaven. Is she right or correct? It says no. You're wrong about Are any of the world's religions correct or right? There's religion a total load of bulls Hey, yeah Someday you'll find out I believe I know Got a point I've lost it somewhere else when you're thinking somebody As he's as his spirit That's got nothing to do with it He went to college so it went his spirit So when his spirit travels through the universe and runs into your spirit, he's gonna tell you I lean I told you So wait those deaths were dying Does life continue and go on now? I met people who just passed over they got them back and they told me the things they saw oh Yeah, and you know what they they put them on documentaries and they interviewed them You know what are you? Catholic Christ one of your car goes just had to reside for sexual problems today again a lot lose Why is it always a Catholic? That's right the Pope Tom told gave him walking papers. It's always a Catholic What do you hear of another religion having this problem? You see the tree is homosexuality. Why is that? It's just it's always little boys. Why is that I lean this is a church you believe in it's a crock Did you notice the twinkle in that guy's eyes? He looked gay Were Much of the ancient structures throughout the world are built from the help of extra terrestrials Yes Yeah, but I like I like that. I like to feel the big swing Okay, you get back go get her bag. Oh go with the bag go in the bag the bag Oh, you should feel that you should what he I lean all that money But what do you got there's no God Why did God create man Did man Create God Where what on earth you have in there? It's heavy as hell. It's heavy No, but but that's the eccentricity To have a purse that heavy That's a little a lot that leaves it leave the purse with us Throw away the bottle you got an empty bottle of water come about isn't it it's incredible how Right to the point yeah, yes, no Well that that thing she's got with that horses as Jerry Gullet. She's got a unload him But the other thing with the case worker they're screwing her over she doesn't listen But you do it by law you have a right to an appeal to appeal But she won't listen. I Told her go drive the Rochelle Park She won't listen Just can't get through to her after all this I Wouldn't waste enough breath But people will do what they do I've worked discussing that Now now at being that this is a little bit over the end of the week Any good word from Jackie from after this week? I'll find out maybe Monday or Tuesday. I'll be back I hope so You know you don't really deserve this crap Me compared to yeah, right Compared to people that do deserve crap you you in fact do not deserve any of it No, when I say that sucker was heavy it was heavy I My mother was only highly she's got bricks in there. I think they're gold bars Yeah, she's spray-painted You know what there's more to this young lady that meets the eye Oh All right when when Rudy Giuliani said That Donald Trump is so disappointed and Michael Cohen like a father disappointed by his son was he being Very dramatic way too dramatic Yeah, that was kind of comical even to CNN people left Yeah like Michael Cohen Breaking Donald Trump's heart Is that just a distraction from the real truth? About the recordings of Michael Cohen That was yeah, that was melliger with that was melodramatic too right taking a bullet for Donald Trump any day from Michael Cohen Yes You Will Robert Muller Truly have the last laugh in all of this That's right. Robert Muller will have the last laugh at the end All of the flag waving right wing teabaggers On Twitter Are they totally clueless about how this country is run? so So so calling a So calling a Donald Trump supporter a trump and Z is that truly accurate? Yes, oh Yeah, they are brain-cell deficient without a doubt they should be thrown into Mount killer Should they be tossed into Mount Kilaway a volcano all these redneck Evangelical religious freaks that support Donald Trump. Yes. Are they basically just racist people? Yeah, I like the part about throwing them into Mount Kilaway Well, it's Well, this way they don't reproduce and make more rednecks You Like he said about people being thrown into a volcano Should they really be? I lean how you feel wait a minute. You're clutching your purse like there was gold bricks in there You know what I bet you have in there dirty movies Yeah You're clutching it like so looking for new guys to star in them with you new guys to star in them with I'm so glad I have plenty of wine at home and beer. Yeah, I think you need it. Oh, I do. Oh, man I wish you'd had some here He's taking notes, you know, you know what I need another bottle of cream sherry tell the cream sherry 18% alcohol that was my ex's name What the hell's that What'd you say I'm hard of hearing that means you have a hard on from hearing I could I don't stay on she meant either I learned something new wine that is 14% or less alcohol is considered a table wine by law anything over 14% is a dessert wine Like sherry porch That's why I probably enjoy the poor drinkable so much Yeah, what half a bottle A big can like You know, I finally realize what why New York State wine tastes so great like Taylor It's made from Concord grapes like man of Sheffield. I'll do it 18% 18% alcohol in the port and sherry. What do you drink? It's very mad. It's very Oh No, it's Saturday. I'm happy Well happy. I mean, I'll tell you later on why I'm a little happy. Yeah, I'll tell you later I hope it's not that weirdo out in the West Coast. That's not gonna make you happy No, that makes me want to friggin kill myself. I'll get the car warmed up No, I had a great buffet lunch buffet yesterday at the Royal Hibachi They had flat no, they had flounder fillet is thick. I never seen flounder that big Amongst many You like shepherds pie you like shepherds pie one of my one of my mother's Nurses as Irish she told me the reason why it's seasonal is because people eat shepherds pie when the weather's cool That's why I've got her right up there. Stop and shop right now. Yeah, she's full of crap Seasonal, it's not how good how could smash potatoes and ground beef be seasonal I'll bet Eileen's got one right in her purse. That was just that was a smart Yeah fermenting right now That's she's the first intelligent thing she said is Shepherd's no way shepherds pie could be seasoned. You like it. Good. Where'd you get it? All these hat. Well, where did you get it? Where'd you get yours? No, you're the girl behind you Yeah, but where did you buy yours to bring home? In the gift shop, what are they doing with shepherds pie in the gift shop? Oh No, I ain't going to the Bronx for no shepherds pie No, no, yeah, I'm gonna go over to GW bridge and pay how much $15 to cross the bridge around there for shepherds pie No, no, no it is Expensive to cross the GW A gentleman I met the other day, I told him when we go to the city, he's here visiting for the Netherlands I said don't get cigarettes in New York so I told him this morning My god, you weren't kidding. I said no He said there were 1750. Oh my god, and he said I remember because I didn't smoke I said I'm gonna wait till we get back I got up in Jersey there were eight Bill bill my friend that owns the Sahara Middle Eastern store, you know the closeness of course Carvel Right in it. He has it. He has sales on cartons of cigarettes every week He runs sales He does that's what's on the sign Marlboro. Oh, yeah. No, he says 1750 in New York Wow That's a lot of taxes I told him I thought there were 1450 said no, they were No, it's about a Eight something because the New York State tax Certain ones I don't know why but if you buy Benson and edges for 1050 I call the sin Marlboro by Marlboro's or whatever their seven eight dollars wasn't liquor even in New Jersey heavily taxed by the state They call it that they call it the sin taxes So it's all her fault it's clutching her her thousand pound purse You're gonna get your stuff. Yes, stay in talk. I'll be right back. Why? Uh, it might even be more but last time I heard it was $15 And and if I if all these over here load I had shepherds by it's five It's only five dollars for a big for a big frozen trade Yeah Yeah, that's quite a bit isn't it but you don't pay to come back you only pay to go there Absolutely, you're gonna get ripped off You might as well say the whole family's buried in the Bronx Well, I should hope he's not buried if he's still alive, you know what No, no, I says well, I says many of I should have said many of your relatives are buried in the Bronx Sorry, well your brother so how many more people how many more close relatives you have are still alive Pretty much do your cousins that contact you It's like my my cousins don't bother with us either. They're useless. They're completely useless Yeah, not not Oh big deal That explains a lot well anyway, I'm going to depart It has definitely been it has definitely been a maniacal Saturday madness experience You wouldn't have gotten any damn thing Oh big deal big big damn deal This has been a mega live 21 production