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A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5

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Published on Jul 5, 2009

Watch out! With the help of Professor Quirrel, the Dark Lord Voldemort is back from the dead and in Hogwarts! He's got an evil plan to get his revenge and his body back, but he's got to be well rested if he wants to rule the world. Now Voldy and Quirrel have to learn to live with each other if they're going to be in this situation for a while.

"A Very Potter Musical" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.

"As Different As Can Be" Lyrics (by AJ Holmes):

QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can be

VOLDEMORT:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:
Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards
VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
You got beat by a two year
VOLDEMORT:
Ill kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:
Or you might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
You really must agree
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can-

VOLDEMORT:
Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world Ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!

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Joe Walker and Lauren Lopez are a gift to this world
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sad face
I SHIP QUIRREL AND VOLDEMORT SO MUCH 100% QUIRRELDEMORT OTP
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Serena Bailey
Voldemort; contouring before it was cool
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Dolphineer4
Quirrelmort, the canon OTP of the potterverse
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theorangepeels
Voldemort: a contouring queen, also a mature emo.
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BroadwayBrittany
And thus, my OTP was born.
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Alexis Bode
Muggles have their place. Mudbloods a have their place! AND SO DO YOUR CLOTHES!!!
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Vivian Cao
voldemort kinda reminds me of jon cozart
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Nico di Angelo
I ship voldemort and quirrel now
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The league of super mushrooms
AVPM. Now I ship magical clothing together as well as Quirrel and Voldemort. 
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