 As we're sitting at four and oh right now so one more win And we are in the playoffs three losses. I'm booted So if I somehow pulled the Philadelphia Eagles and ended the season real weak We actually wouldn't make the playoffs, but dude. I have never felt better We got a 93 overall offense and 93 overall defense. We have not lost a game We've forced two rage quits and I gotta walk you through this team because I love so many parts of this team We got Joe Flacco at quarterback. We got Shamir Gibbs one of my favorite players in the league at halfback Got our limited prestige Jamar Chase and our limited prestige Trent Williams by the way Sorry, if team of the year dropped it hasn't dropped as I'm recording this We got Gino Atkins a surprisingly good left guard out of position Marquis Pouncey at center Kevin Zeiler right guard and Blake Freeland We're working on it limited Gronk at tight end with a backup of 95 playoffs George Kittle Who's also an amazing tight end and we picked up a nostalgia legend who also had an absolutely insane game last game We only played like two quarters and this dude had 115 yards and two touchdowns He was going off would have loved to see his end stat line, but we didn't need it clearly We didn't need it. I am no longer gonna use his X factor though He does get ankle breaker for free ankle breaker is a very specific ability though You get a high fake-out rate on a skill move post catch It's not like freight train freight train is so good because you simply break a tackle no matter what you're doing No matter how you got touched you break the tackle So I think it's worth it to put freight train on Jermere Gibbs Even though I have to activate it in order to reap the benefits should be easier now because we have Mike Allstock 94 overall fullback the highest overall fullback in the game and he's a monster. He's fast He gets out there. He throws great blocks. So my I form runs should be even better Defensively, of course, we've got a prestige Ray Lewis We've got our white boy past coverage linebackers Pete Werner Logan Wilson and even Isaiah McDuffie at Derwin James Sean Taylor Sean Taylor truly privy to be just one of the best players in this game It is absurd the shit He does PS2 head of pick Devin Witherspoon has been great Davante Adams and our crazy D line It's been a hell of a season dude. It's been a hell of a season There are still a few things we can upgrade, but I'm not gonna lie boys. We are cooking right now Let's start out with a right tackle Please maybe we can get any single player in the league, but they must be exactly this age Hey, I'm 25 sit there sit there guys. I was born in 1998 my not just an old piece of shit Which is crazy because my girlfriend was born in 2010 Here's a really good option we actually almost were able to pick him up last episode Christian Darisaw there I saw your nuts in my mouth born June 2nd 1999 put some at the age of 24 Super good left tackle where we obviously have Trent Williams So we're gonna move them over to right tackle and that completes our offensive line 95 strength 95 run black 96 run black finesses Run black guy, maybe a decent discounted ability zero AP natural talent. We're getting a line abilities All right, Darisaw is in at right tackle. He's down to a 92 But still amazing card the offensive line looks amazing now Williams Atkins pouncy Zitler Darisaw We can pass we can run we do whatever we want on offense takes us to our second wheel spin of the episode I kind of want to get Steve Smith seen her out of there. He's got 87 speed He's got old man like do I take him out for himself dude Steve Smith would actually be such a sick player to have on the team Ultimate legend 96 is so the 97s are the limits for ultimate legends. Everything else is a 96 We just saw on Marina last game. I'm not entirely sure what the options are so we should take a look first Edger and James not gonna happen Ozzy Newsom not gonna happen Terrell sucks. Damn. He would probably be really good That's kind of what I'm looking at. Her Marty would be nasty. There's Gino Atkins detackle, but upshot Steve Smith senior Dude, I love how the ultimate legend cards like they look so sick. He's a 5 9 wide receivers 5 9 made it in the national football league I love that 94 and pretty much everything else if not better great change of direction ball care vision stiff arm spin 94 juke is huge 89 break tackle is insane for being 5 foot 90s a little little tank dude This is our dude our wide receiver court is so cool Tori hold Steve Smith Jamar chase makes me really happy Hopefully it gets a zero-way P ability as well. I'm not sure if every ultimate legend does no So route tech mid out and third down. They're all discounted, but nothing's for free. We're just gonna we're just gonna What did I say last time? We're just gonna raw dog him and hope he doesn't get pregnant That's a good one Matt. It's a good one Matt Steve Smith. You are coming out for Steve Smith I don't know. I'd rather have a six foot tall wide receiver at wide receiver one So all three of my wide receivers got 95 speed half-backs got 95 speed We've seen Joe Flacco take off when needed. All right boys. Everything is looking good Only thing I'll do here is bolster the linebackers that is if I get a choice It's a survival minigame 70. Oh, okay, so we should have a choice I have to get gold or otherwise. I'm not gonna get a linebacker that I really want here So first things first we go into minigames. We can choose a survival minigame I'm gonna play as a random team just gonna scroll and then stop excellent team to get so there's only two survival minigames There's backfield survival. There's backfield survival home base. Gosh. I'm trying to remember how I did this one in the past I've clearly gotten gold out of before we get 75,000 points per tier backfield survival against the dolphins wish me luck Let's go d-swift. I know I can get them stuck and I know you get points for how long you last Huh nice my girlfriend wishes I got points for how long I lasted. All right. This is a good start I'm trying to remember where that 500 is though. So progressively more defenders come out. We don't even have bronze yet Oh my god, he's kind of fast bro. Who is that? He's hauling dick. Is that Wilkins? Give me it. Give me it. Give me it. Give me it. Give me it. I gotta get them stuck All right, let's hold them here for a second while we figure out what we want to do here with this stamina How does that stamina go it bounces, huh? Okay, we got to go up the sideline here. Don't catch me. Yes. He missed huge Where's the 500 now? Is that Jevon Holland back there? Dude, whoever this D lineman is it is buddy is hauling dick I do not like it. No. Oh No, I thought he was gonna get stuck on that tire. No, I got silver I honestly got pretty close to gold if I had grabbed that last 500 we had a shot So I get silver tier that's a hundred fifty thousand coins of spend on one player I am going the linebacker route. It's just 225 would have really pushed us into like the 94 95 overall territory We're probably gonna get a 93 here. Dude, you know what's funny? This is actually a perfect opportunity to use one of the craziest cards in this game I elected not to use him before because at the time I thought he was 2-0 P But he's outdated enough to where I'm gonna do this I need three overall Harold Carmichael left outside linebacker for a hundred twenty thousand coins I guarantee if you play bad in 24 ultimate team, you've seen this Carmichael I still see it all the time 6 foot 8 93 speed with free lurk artist So we're actually gonna save one AP and we can distribute that somewhere on the defense since he gets this for free And he'll go in for big Logan Wilson. Who's my left outside? I mean we get to keep Pete Werner tune. I do love me. I do love me a good Pete Werner So Carmichael comes in boosted to a 94 I can actually move Logan Wilson to my MLB 2 So he still has you know, he's still getting reps. Alright, so we activate Carmichael Now we have one AP that we can use somewhere. Who do we use that on? Spoon? You have a one AP pick artist? You have a zero AP pick artist? If there's legitimately nothing I can do with one AP other than I could activate Logan Wilson Oh, no, he's all right I guess Logan Wilson so no matter what linebackers no matter what sets we have all lurk artists at our linebackers All right gentlemen offense is good to go six players with abilities and on defense It's damn near the entire roster and honestly like I really like this balancing They did because offense is so powerful in men 24 But you're really limited on your abilities whereas defense is pretty tough, but damn you can load up some abilities This is crazy. It's just at a 94 overall. I can't believe this We're actually rocking an almost God squad in Wheel of Mud and we will absolutely be rocking a full God squad come the playoffs A win right here takes me to the Super Bowl and I need my challenge wheel Matt. Damn it. It's gonna get hectic I'm spinning the challenge wheel as I see the top three. This is a wheel of my Cardinal sin. Come on, baby the challenge wheel is 30 fantasy points with my hat back. He's got Ray Jordan. Love Chris Jones got Flacco Ray and Devonte. Come on, baby All right champ. Let's play ball, buddy. Please don't please don't actually know I would prefer you quit right now so I can play another game. All right J. Love. What do you got? I'm on Nick Bosa. I'm not supposed to be second in one dude having Carmichael in here is so nice Yo, my secondary user option is just a freak show staying on Carmichael such a disgusting user Six foot eight dude. If you thought Ray Lewis was jumping with lurk artists. You ready? Does he want that corner out? No, he throws middle dude. He's I Have never seen this offense switch up our defense. Oh, I still have chroma already at my slot corner. That's not right That should be Derek Stingley. Oh Come on It don't matter. I don't need Carmichael. Oh shit Let's go, baby Holy shit, I didn't think I was gonna get to that. That was a hell of a run there two point conversion And I suck ass in two point conversion. I'm so trash dude low key I do need 30 fantasy points in my halfbacks I probably should have taken that out the one and let jimmy run it in but we got a lot of football left Hutchinson why is Aiden Hutchins? Why is silver Aiden Hutchinson in what is going on? With all of my substitutions. Where's Jay? Bagged by Devonta Adams. What is going on all of a sudden now my my rusty tackle is Aiden Hutchinson I'm on Jaylen Carter, and I don't want to be no don't let him Carmichael Jordan love gets around it. Well played. I'm gonna send the blitz here my favorite blitz in the game Sam will Sam will sack your ass. I will sleep on Pete Werner, bro I might take Pete Werner all the way to Super Bowl even if an opportunity arises. I might just do it Slip screen no Just miss red slip screen It's in trips tight end. I'm gonna go on Werner here trying to bait out a little scene beater here I want him to think it's open Too deep Fourth and ten it's about to be all over. All right first and ten I think we just start stacking Gibbs fantasy points. It's PPR Beautiful start second and three. Let's go same thing other side He's got at least three fantasy points now. He's got 11 yards and two receptions. All right now. We go nuclear send him yard Actually so grateful that was bad ball except would have probably been intercepted not certain that I can run this Oh, yeah, I do I pouncey Marquis pouncey was secure protector still able to get four but but dude I don't know Chris Jones still made a really good play there. All right, third and six gotta stop worrying about Gibbs and just pick this up Oh gronk What a laser. I love you flag. Oh Hell of a throw jumeir jumeir jumeir juke left Six to zero at the end of the first dude. I don't know what it's like to be losing I feel like I've just been taken handle of every game this season. I feel about all right same rock combo We got that post and then we got tory hole. Uh-oh Tory hole Tory hole No blitz. It's there. But can I make a move go jumeir? Hey down to the two. Let's go jumeir. Hey, I'm gonna punch this in he has inside stuff, but we have secure protector Yeah No, but I don't have secure protector on him. Hey, we got a yard though. Do I try it again? Fuck it. We ball. Fuck it. We ball We ball We don't ball fourth and goal. I'm going for it jumeir Gibbs wheel route. If not jamar chase. Oh shit Jumeir Gibbs. He's there caught That might have been 15 fantasy points on that one drive. Let's get him the octopus. No jumeir is out. Just let grog body that man Absolutely body. You literally just got posted up No way Jordan love is in piss right now That's a doc All right, shit. Sorry Jordan love. I know I was talking all that. That's a good ball There is nothing open dude. You just can't be throwing that I'm not even gonna lie to you. I'm not even a lie to you. This was that was a mickey mouse game That's such an early rage quit. I'm not counting it I'm gonna go into another game that game doesn't count as far as wheel of mud's concerned But I am gonna open one pack that's basically my reward basically my reward for forcing a rage quit I'm gonna go with an ultimate legends pack see if we can maybe pull some sauce 87 gene up Shaw 90 torell sucks Honestly, these are just great players to have on the bench in case I prestige your pack of punch So happy to have them. Welcome to the team. Let's move on to the real deal black. Oh, right The vaun thing. What do you got baby? Give me some comp now. That's some comp. Let's go starting with the kickoff texans versus saints In saints stadium. What do you got saints? Gosh, it's weird. I feel like I always have home field advantage Jamal williams will take seven yards. He looks so much like camara like in madden I totally thought that was camara on the saints. Oh, I suppose Jamal williams is a saint too, isn't he? I'm gonna hop on derwin here any opportunity to use your derwin. I love to take All little rpo That is a really nice rpo and keep switching up the defenses and I want to get stagnant escape route out of gronk I Fottled that he wanted to throw that so bad. I mirrored that shit. Let's go I don't see the escape route very often. All right. We're bringing out the blitz my favorite blitz It's a great time to use it when he's got to pick up a lot of yards second and 23 It's absolutely nothing now. We got to come out of it. You run that thing too many times in a row. They will burn you Let's go cover six show four. Yo, he's got the grok that I use. He's got vanguard grok Oh, he runs the ball and we blitz witherspoon at the best time fourth and 26 Hell of a defensive rally right there. Let's go boys. It's the same challenge wheel So 30 fantasy points with my half back now. We just play ball. I'm going up to grok Glitchy You always got julius peppers. I hate that julius peppers. Those are always such a sketchy throw But nobody's user will ever commit to that. All right first in 10. Hey, we got all stopped for a reason, right? There's mickey boy Oh, dude, I forgot grok is my slot wide receiver. Dude, I have all of my all my shit is messed up Let's go jimmy are right in the middle. How do we do that's so crucial You can't just like lose downs in games like this I don't know why that got messed up, but that really sucks. I gotta go into my depth chart and mess with some stuff here I need steve smith as my slot wide receiver number one. Are you serious? That was gonna be such a good game. Oh because I went to make adjustments Well, at least I can make legitimate adjustments here slot wide receiver steve smith slot corner devon witherspoon And now we need to reactivate Devon witherspoon's free pick artist because when you sub him into slot corner it deactivates it I learned that the hard way you guys might remember that from season two. All right game three I ain't I ain't counting that shit. I ain't counting that shit. Let's go black go rey and avante Something about that top three is just scaring people today rey jay-eer dug. I know you know how to play ball Play with me first and then Dougie fresh First pass into kyle pits for eight yards stingley's in now. Yep. Yep. Probably runs this He sure does He's got secure protector so jaylen carter's not going to be the crazy dominant force they use this Oh, we finally got the comp that we asked for boys. Oh, he doesn't have secure protector. How did we not blow that up? Maybe a good double tip I have this bag I have everything bag God damn. Doug williams is fast and he got that ball off Just stay in this stay in this second and ten could be a run. So i'm not going to guess fast Think about quitting. You know you can play better than that This team is out of its mind team is out of its mind We can't even get scored on first and ten. Take me to the edge Oh, he has no outsiders, doesn't he? He absolutely swam past gronk. Yeah, that's no outsiders on demarcus laurence. Yeah, that makes sense same challenge Slow and steady wins the race. There's tory holt in the middle great catch third and one third and one There's jimir gibbs. What a play big juke. Oh, stay up jimir Ooh Breaking the hit stick first and ten. I think I can run the ball to the middle But he has double no outsiders. Chris jones has inside stuff. Okay. I have no idea if I can run this or not I'm gonna try it zone fake jet I can Poutsy gets to the second level Seven yard rush jimir gibbs. Please stay away from chris jones. We can do it. I don't think I can really eye form stretch though That's gonna be really tough. We're not gonna be able to do that all game. Give me it's gonna be a passing game Oh, I got scared of his user, but I can still hit jimir Who could joke right? That's how you get those fantasy points. That was a crazy throw joe flacco. Oh, it could have been intercepted too huge huge Okay, I'm not going for two. I've been so pitiful going for two today. Look at this. Look at that throw flacco All right, seven. Oh, I got a piss like a racehorse. I'll be right back pin it Seven oh taking a piss did give me very bad field position. He starts on the 41 He's got to be running the ball after throwing a pick like that Oh that post is open You're getting the best blow job of your life Don't test my goat. Don't test my goat They thought that because pete warner came out four months ago that because he's a 90 overall because nobody uses them They thought they could test my goat Dude, you're gonna keep leaving jimir I'm gonna go rpo zone peak here. I think I think the rpo's like kind of negate the a bit Yeah, they do they negate those abilities. Um because the game doesn't register it as a true run play So he didn't just blow up my block there. I'm gonna try and do this. Anyway, even though he has no outsiders Yeah, it worked Get inside. Oh Oh the vision the running mac vision cutting inside of his blocks. That doesn't get you amped up You don't love you don't love football. It's not there I can hit this escape route though out of our back up tight end. George kid. Okay I've got like a levels concept with post routes, which is really weird Oh, shit christian was just bat that I think groanke is open, but I'm not gonna stare it down Was why am I getting all I'm getting all anxious now. It's gonna leave steve smith Leave steve's. Oh damn. Malik hooker. Wow three and out after we got down there I don't know what happened my offense, but it just deflated. I should have thrown the groanke I don't know why I got all anxious and didn't throw that but per siege By the way, it was so insanely good not having to worry about that every season 10 points and ball at half We have been flawless on defense so far. He's in five wide bunch right Don't Jaylin carder now. He's forced to pass. I could send the blitz right now. I'm gonna send warner and spoon I just gotta hope he's looking right side on his routes Oh, shit. That was risky. Maybe a run play going on derwin for the inside zone. It is a pass Oh, I can get to this Oh No, it's Jaylin Carter again. Dylan. Why is Jaylin Carter my best pass rusher? I have two limits on either side of the ball, but Jaylin Carter 93 christmas It's the christmas cards, dude. Pete Werner's of the world. They make the world go round No, no, you're not hitting that disgusting ass. No, this isn't all or nothing guy, bro He didn't know how to just hand the damn ball off or maybe he does on third and 23. I'm going on rey rey Any corner routes I need to worry about posts Back out of the last second, but my pass rush is just too good. It's fourth and 23 from the 21 He's gonna go for this and when he doesn't get it, he's gonna rage quit And that's gonna be three wins in one episode of wheel of mud. Are you ready? I'm blitzing spoon. I'm blitzing rey I'm on Pete Werner. No, I'm on derwin. This is engage eight. This is literally no It's engage seven engage all seven inches of my cock into your mom's asshole That's my ball What about a bad interception actually what about an arm punt intercepts? He's gonna quit now. He does not play this out This will be appears considered the game especially if I throw a spicy hot dot on him right now Especially if I put steve smith on a deep corner out put torey holt on a smokescreen and absolutely just rammed this on him one Two you're you're done for Five nine steve smith. Oh guys. I tried to I tried to telegraph all of it. Who's gonna step up and make this play jamir I'm going back to the inside zone. There it is. There it is. No I'm gonna get jamir gives a poverty reception and potentially a touchdown What are you yapping about oh laser That was literally 100 percent a drop 100 that was a drop. He's trying to challenge the play now. He quits That was a drop bro. I had to ball for like two seconds Not even bro. I had to ball for like point two seconds. You know what honestly? Who knows? What is an nfl catch anymore? Does anybody know what constitutes an nfl catch? Oh my god, that is so funny All right guys. I can't play anymore We we have gone too deep down the rabbit hole of wheel of mud games. We forced a lot of rage quits But honestly, they're just they're so early They're so quick and these games that are very winnable by my opponent that I don't like taking a spin on the rage Good wheel that game was a true rage quit though Like I really should but I don't know our team's already so good I'm gonna take one more ultimate legends pack if I pull something insane I earn it if I get nothing I get nothing get edger and james. We get 87 darren woodson and oh my god. Are you serious actually such a good pull on a player? I don't need Do I already have Gentlemen, this was an absolutely insane episode. You got three games worth of gameplay Which technically was like one game worth of gameplay But all it means is we have been dominant this whole season and all we need to do is carry this dominance Into the wild card. Here's our team going into the wild card insane offense 94 overall Insane defense 94 overall. Don't you dare say a thing about Pete Werner, bro? That boy is goaded All right, gentlemen Texan season has been a movie five and all the next game is the wild card playoff. Wish me luck boys I love you. I'll see you the next one. Peace