 Hi everyone, Joe for Jaspy's Case Breaks.com coming at you with a fun one here, 2022-23 Hit Parade basketball, autographed, limited edition, Series 20 right here. Dual case break, 20 total boxes. Big thanks to this group for making it happen. I think we were planning on two fillers, but we ended up only doing one, which was awesome. So big thanks to everybody who bought their spot straight up, congrats to the people who won their spot in that filler break, the Donnerous Pack number 28, and all 30 teams are in. Let's roll it. Let's randomize names and teams six and a four, ten times for names and teams. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and tenth and final time. After ten, we got sunny down to sunny. Six and a four, ten times for the teams. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and tenth and Orlando down at Denver. All right, sunny with the Orlando Magic, remember when they got sunny at the Causeway. Nathan with the Suns, James with the Cavs, Nick with the Kings, Donald with the Pelicans, Greg with the Warriors, James with the Raptors, Matthew with the Heat. Taylor with the Hawks, Kym, you got my Lakers, Jeremy with the Grizz, Nathan with the Jazz, Eric with the Sixers, Kym with the Spurs, Tristan with the Hornets, Justin with the Pacers, Jeremy with the T-Wolves, Kevin with the Pistons, Taylor with the Clipshows, Sonny with the Blazers, Joseph with the Mavericks, James with the Thunder, Corey with the Celtics, Sonny with the Nets, Matthew with the Bulls, Ryan with the Knicks, Matthew with the Rockets, Mark with the Wizards, James with the Bucks, and Sonny with the Denver Nuggets. All right, we're going to pause the video just for a little bit. When we come back, we're going to see if there's any trades, and then we'll have that dual case break. So stick around. We'll see you on the other side. All right. Welcome back, everyone. I got it all printed out on a Sunday, the 25th. Thanks for spending a bit of your Sunday night with me. I appreciate it. This is a pretty quick break. It will be a lot of fun. There's another quick break that's about to be full as well. Are people buying spots there? I was kind of dragging my feet a little bit to see who anyone is. Maybe we'll fill it after this break. Quick spots left in that quick hit baseball mixer filler. Did Kathy Griffin really get canceled? There's Alperin Sengoon, Rookie Auto for the Rockets, Matthew with that one last spot, Mojo. No, Roseanne didn't really get canceled. Yeah, she's touring. She's doing fine. And she'll always be doing fine. She's hilarious. Kathy Griffin reminds me of what pro athletes say sometimes, where they're just like, well, I didn't actually retire. People just stopped calling me to play on their team. Here's Deandre 8, 31 out of 99 for the Phoenix Suns. I think that's for Nathan. That reminds me of those click baity YouTube videos. 15 reasons why so-and-so hasn't been working in Hollywood anymore. You won't believe number 13. Here's fast break autograph Zach Levine for the Bulls. That's going to be for Matthew Wood. They're going to trade Zach Levine? His teammate, why am I blanking on his name? Lamello's brother, former Laker, I think he's going to be out for this season. That's crazy. I don't know if it's too crazy. He may never play again. Rookie Otto Walker Kessler. Rookie Otto for the Jazz, Nathan. Lonzo, why did I blank on his name? Lonzo, I was going to say LeVarbe, that's their dad. I was going to say LeAngelo, but that's their other brother. I had everybody except for Lonzo. Wild. Got his ankle issues, I think. This kind of sucks because I need his health ease. Pretty good. Next up is Paul Pierce. Eight out of 15 Corey with the Cs. I like that pulsar look in the background. Looks pretty sharp. 10 reasons why Brennan Frazier hasn't been hired in Hollywood. Oh, we've got two in here. We've got sometimes they pop these cool sketches in here by this artist. You can learn more about the artist by pointing your phone to that QR code. But it's a one-of-one Jamal Murray for Denver. Sunny. Out of 5's and under, get the train whistle. All aboard the Big Hit Express. Woo-hoo. Nice. Loose here. Let's put it in here. And the hit here, double hit, is Josh Green, 24 out of 99, three-color patch and auto-RPA. Dallas. It's for Joseph. I don't know, Jack. I think if you look for it, it's just the way we watch television is so different now. Maybe network comedies will never be as risky like that. But I feel like there's still shows out there that tackle issues like that. There's Chris Paul. Nice. 189 out of 649. Do you know what there's some kind of sneaker boxes? Yeah. Like actual breaks? I don't know. It's for a giveaway. Don't worry. I'll love this one. No. Nice. Is that rookie Chris Paul? I don't know. I don't know when Chris Paul was... No, he was drafted in 05. This is 07. That's actually 09. Top's basketball. But that'll go to New Orleans. That'll be for Donald. Chris Paul on the... Is he officially a warrior now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wikipedia says he's still a wizard. Chris Paul is at the Dodgers game today. Maybe that trade-on official isn't Jordan Poole going to the Wizards. Are we thinking maybe... Maybe Draymond was right. I don't know. Maybe he shouldn't be... Maybe he shouldn't punch a co-worker. But here's a Lamello ball. Nice. 24 out of 99. Got a six-way relic, his autograph. That's going to go to Charlotte. That will be for Tristan. When I go on a long vacation, Rex is going to make a YouTube video. The real top ten reasons Joe Jaspy has been breaking for a few weeks. He was canceled. Top ten reasons why Joe Jaspy was canceled. Number one, he was too handsome for the hobby. Number two, he was a smart-ass know-it-all. Number three, just too G.D. handsome. There's Bam out of bio. Rookie out of Bam out of bio. Number five, his voice was too good. Is that Lamello on the cell sheet? It is. Nice. Wait, is that Rookie Lamello? 2020, 2021. We were talking about his brother and then all of a sudden Lamello appears. Coincidence? Number six, sorcery. All right, tenth one is Carmelo Anthony. New York Knicks. That's going to be for Ryan in the Knicks. Yeah, number four, his singing voice is so good that he gets copyright infringements on the YouTube live stream. Number eight, ladies won't stop watching Joe Jaspy making their husbands and boyfriends jealous. I mean, that video just writes itself, right Rex? I think CP3 will probably be like... Listen, CP3 can still contribute something if he's your fourth or fifth option. Right? He's like another coach on the floor. And I think that's probably a good thing for the Warriors. Got some good depth there. Nice Rookie Auto, Josh Giddy. He's going to make James Giddy. He's got OKC. Somebody wake up Joe. All right, next up is Fast Break the Worm. Dennis Rodman. No, Draymond's not going to punch Chris Paul. I mean, I think kind of looking back, everyone was probably aghast at what Draymond did. Again, punching a co-worker, probably not a good idea. You know, now the rumblings are... Did Jordan Pool have it coming? And then they traded him. So I mean, I think if you kind of read between the lines a little bit, that's the speculation anyway. We don't really know. All right, there's Damien Lillard. Where's he going to go? Is he going to get traded or not? If I'm Portland, I don't want to trade him. Unless he asks. And I'll do him the favor of that. That's going to go to Portland. That's going to go to Sonny. But, you know, chance is no, no trade for Damien. I do have to say, yeah, the majority of us punched a co-worker. We'd be fired to me, absolutely. I mean, unless that co-worker deserved it, right Rex? There's Michael Porter Jr. Obsidian Autograph. That's for Denver. The World Champs, Sonny. He wants to stay with Portland. Good. Because I think with like Shaden Sharp, Scoot Henderson, right? And then Damien Lillard is pretty nice. They can lure a couple other people to get there. I like Damien Lillard a lot. I mean, I feel like he's... I was going to say he's like a Mike Trout, but like Mike Trout, you know, he's winning a lot more MVP's than Damien, right? But I kind of get that feeling is because like you want to see a player like him in the playoffs. Like going deep into the playoffs and kind of putting that on this resume. All right, next guy is rookie Jersey and Otto. That's SGA, Shay Gilgis Alexander. Clippers edition 25 out of 2.99. Nice one here for Taylor and the Clippers. Yeah, but you know, Rex, the rules are different for us mere mortals in normal jobs versus, you know, professional athletes. Because you know, in that highly competitive atmosphere, stuff like that happens. If it wasn't caught on video, I don't think it would have been a thing. Like many things in life. But like you don't think fights happen in basketball practice at all time? Any practice? Any sport? There's Franz Wagner, 13 out of 99 for the Orlando Magic that's going to go to Sunny. You can't punch anyone because you work from home. You could punch like your computer screen. You could punch yourself. Gilo. Maybe you have an evil twin at work. Low G instead of Gilo. And your evil twin. Oh, graded card. It's a 9-5-10. It's a 9-5-10, D'Angelo Russell, rookie Otto. Nice. I think the slab itself has seen better days, but the card inside still protects. It's a 9-5-10. Centering, edges, corners, surface, all a 9-5 and the autograph at 10. Will the Lakers re-sign him? I don't know. 188 out of 1, depending on the price. I wouldn't mind him back. That rough series against Denver, but the rest of the playoffs he was pretty solid and contributed pretty well. You know, a lot of energy. You know, it was really good with the fans. You know, it just kind of provided that extra energy. You know, a little bit of a hype man in there. And you got Michael Bridges, signature series. That's going to be for Nathan and the Suns. Imagine if I was on a Zoom call and I get mad and punch the screen, then the person on the Zoom call sues me for punching them? Could that happen? Possibly, actually. In this litigious society that we live in, I suppose you could probably Zoom. You could probably Zoom for the threat of punching. Sometimes the threat alone. Sometimes the threat alone could be more punchable than actually carrying out the threat. You saw an article that said LeBron wants to retire with the Golden State Warriors. You saw a good old, that's what we call a good old-fashioned clickbait article. We got Alan Iverson, the answer. Sensational signatures. Is it numbered? No, not numbered, but still a cool one for Eric Houston and the Sixers. Nice. One of my favorite non-Lakers. AI. Yeah, it's amazing what... It's amazing what the kind of influence LeBron carries and the Lakers too. You just mentioned him in an article along with the Lakers, especially if it's regarding trades or free agents and then clicks. That's right, Alan Iverson's the original AI. You think AI is investing in AI companies? If I was AI, I would. I mean, that's a no-brainer, right? And last one, Jalen Brunson, New York Knicks edition. $55 out of $75. And there you go, ladies and gentlemen. That's Hit Parade Basketball Autograph Limited Edition Series 20 Dual Case Break Number One from jaspyscasebreaks.com. I'm Joe. I'll see you next time for the next one. Bye-bye.