 Hello and welcome to rn slash dank memes from site 19. We're gonna go ahead and jump into the very first meme which is... hey check out it's Edward James almost. One of the surest ways to get your meme featured on my channel is to have one of my articles be the subject of the meme apparently. Every time I see one I'm like nope gotta include that. Hey check out how hard I can invert. It wasn't funny the first time. That's one of the SCPs I wrote on video. You can actually find it on this channel. I wrote the whole thing with a screen capture recorder running and then sped it up times about four times and put it on here. I think it only took me about an hour to write. All based around stupid pun. Edward James almost. No one. Marshall Carter and Tark. Do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? That does sound like something Marshall Carter and Tark would say. Or at least his employee would be like hey well you know how drugs are super illegal what if we had magical drugs? MTF alpha 9 and uh yeah yes they're absolutely identical. MTF alpha 9 and MTF omega 7. I mean yeah one is supposed to be a continuation of the other. I think omega 7 died and then alpha 9 was the supposed continuation of it. That's the whole point. The situation all me unsuspecting relatives. I don't talk to my relatives too much about SCP stuff. My dad does watch some of my videos from time to time and has looked at you know he knows that I'm a writer and all these other things and he always wants to know how if I'm making any money off of it which is an interesting perspective on the creative comments website. But uh yeah the facts not relevant to the situation all me unsuspecting relatives. Tell everyone about SCPs but only tell them about mine. Sister being an SCP also. Brother being an SCP. Wanting to die. Dr. Bright. Immortality. Ah poor Dr. Bright. I guess everyone feels sorry for Dr. Bright. But I mean come on. Immortality is awesome. Let's not pretend like just because Dr. Bright doesn't want it it's not awesome. Wiki readers. Wow I'm glad Cognito exists in the real world lol. Rounder house. The rounder page is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. You should check it out. It's it's not that bad. Look up on the SCP wiki. I believe it's called the rounder page. It's uh it's pretty interesting. You definitely definitely won't regret it. SCP claims I am the cure beats patient to death with shoe. SCP in question escapes. Not until Fox protects. That's a funny joke. I tell you what right there. That's a funny joke. 2317. I see you up there with a time. Site 19 2317. More cactus references. Create an art installation to promote awareness of the toll we have on our planet. Reveal it in the middle of Alaska in front of a group of fellow activists. It starts deteriorating anything made by humans and kills them as well including us. It starts to take yeah what was the point of this all. Hey let's take out all the people who actually care enough to do something about this uh group um I started playing Eve online again a little bit recently and uh there's like a terrorist group in it that's sort of minor but that they're called an equilibrium of mankind and their whole purpose is to believe that humanity is the problem and needs to be eliminated. I'm like well if you think that start with yourself but really you go straight to it you're like hmm just just yeah I guess if that's what you think shouldn't you start with yourself let's let's not be hypocrites here. Oh I think the title for this one was uh the old man invades the nether but uh I saw it I saw the title and the first thing I thought was that's not the old man invading the nether. That's his home. Pay attention. Humanity destroyed. Dr. Bright about to steal SCP-076's body and create an alliance with 682. Then using the alliance to get to SCP-2000 to restart reality. Now watch and learn. Also doing so while fighting the uh old AI and Pesterbot so yeah again an article I well a tale I wrote just because it's a plague doctor doesn't mean it's SCP-049 and that's fact. See I was uh I saw this and it reminded me of the first like I was playing uh Darkest Dungeon it's always about a video game. I was playing Darkest Dungeon and they have a plague doctor character it's also a female character actually but their plague doctor character I was reading I was you know whatever it's in a dark setting and everything like that and I figured it wasn't related until I look at their skills and one of their camping skills is called The Cure. It's possible that it's still unrelated but that seems pretty questionable to me just saying a detailed explanation of what SCPs are me some guys I don't do this yeah I don't talk to people like that's not like a beginning topic of conversation usually when people are like what do you do then I might be able to go into a little bit of detail but I don't just bring it up myself like come on use a little bit of uh understand social cues people the serpents and we believe without the veil the world would be safer in the public the foundation I hate the public public stupid I you know I've seen that as an argument would the world be safer without the veil I mean the veil keeps and then then you know like what does the foundation think is going to happen if they go out there and let people know that anomalies exist you know what I think the foundation would be more realistic if instead of trying to prevent all uh human knowledge of anomalies they were just trying to slowly acclimate the public to the idea because they they do believe that there's a problem the culture shock and all these other things like is god real yeah he's over there and he's in a box his sort of a problem but like if you slowly acclimate the public to this I could see that being a better argument than the foundation's stated goal which is to just completely and totally have separation for now and for always to survive in the wild you need a reliable source of water the SCP foundation will never get a true movie this one has had a long trip to get here because the guy who the guy who suggested that I put it in here uh was that he uh paid for discord nitro for me and which was great and everything but I was like okay yeah and then he showed me the meme and I was like this is good because I can talk about you know I got it's a good topic like why the SCP foundation will never get a true movie with the cc license and maybe I'll actually talk about that in a second but then on the last video I did I forgot to include it and the guy posted in the comments of the video and now post announcing it going I gave Mary nitro on discord and boosted his server so he's going to include my meme in the next video and I was like okay that's strange but this is a good it's I like those I like these particular types of memes because they give me something to talk about it's very you know sometimes they're just funny sometimes I just laugh but the idea of the SCP foundation never getting a true movie is true because like with the creative commons license as it is and I talked about this in one of one of my previous videos on the creative commons license no studio is going to invent like movies are investments they've always sort of been investments but now more than ever they're literally investments like banker style investments and nobody is going to throw money at a movie when they are literally precluded from protecting it from piracy like anyone can take your movie and reproduce it yeah probably not going to work out too well when people make movies they want exclusive rights to your content they can't take something where they only have partial rights to your content so yeah problem this is why the SCP foundation will never get a true movie now the easiest way around that is to be like just make up something that's very close that uses most of the same concepts but different names change it just enough just a scotch that you can say it's yours me breaks into Allison Eckhart so I can steal Allison Eckhart's Allison Eckhart's Allison Eckhart and this is actually a very good Allison Eckhart I think if at any point you Allison Eckhart's want to create more Allison Eckhart's about Allison Eckhart you should do so cp049 did you lay this egg yes it happened oh that tail is never going away I am in Dr. Brighton the list of things he ain't allowed to do Dr. Brighton most other tails yeah that's fair you're not just wrong you're stupid yeah okay yeah that's me SCP writers with years of experience can't you do something without your superiority complex the 10 year old with a 14 with a minus 14 points on his article but I am superior yeah you know how often you run into this problem or somebody I mean the sheer lack of self-awareness that some people have I think it's true of everybody I think I've run into this myself personally but the sheer lack of self-awareness that a person can have is stunning like watch someone put a three sentence description up and wonder and be like the only reason this is getting downloaded is because I'm a new author trying something new or some bullshit like everyone knows who I am and they've got a bad idea you know nobody it doesn't spark in their head that maybe it's their writing maybe they're just bad at what they're doing can just give like just think about that for a second maybe you're just not good enough maybe you should try harder or maybe you should work on it no no no it's the world that's crazy it's SCP-8900x the SCP foundation I believe this is the article about color being like an anomalous thing that suddenly comes into effect and everyone just assumed it was always real you know that which reminded me of a thought when I was like five I want to say I was like five but I you know you'd watch old movies that were in black and white and you'd watch new movies that were in color I remember watching The Wizard of Oz which is both it's got a black and white section and a color section and I honest to God thought because of the way they talked about it in the movies you watch these older movies that had color and they'd be like with tucna color and I'd be like did they invent color did it's and not not just for the movies but in the world did some did some guy somewhere just invent color and then we had it and it was blood everything was black and white before that which it's funny that someone turned essentially that into an SCP article giving your critique you know what's interesting about this is I'm not rick in this situation I'm definitely Morty because uh it's the kind of thing that it's like it's fun it's fun in a like a roundabout sense but then also god like it's just like oh really empty I'll find the D boy the way it's done at Blaston this is true of the SCP containment reach I think this may be true of a secret laboratory when they do the multiplayer anytime they find D class instead of being like you're apprehended or anything like that nope they just start on the murder which again it happens in the scp containment reach and it's so weird to me that the empty after just like a D class which I think goes back to the to the old style beliefs that the that the D class are entirely disposable not not valuable employees which anyway I started Blaston that's it thank you for watching if you like the video scroll down and hit the subscribe button and hit the notification bell and I'm saying this to everyone but the person who left an incredibly harsh comment which I 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