 RIP those Siamese twins apart with your bare hands with a bit of a mess. Are we live, Matt? Yeah, I think so. Episode number 30 of the Muddy and Michael Filling Actual podcast. And we've got 10 episodes left. We've got a Bangra episode in store for you. All right, we've got Matt gets a new chair, Lange the Locky, Bachelor Brown returns, Prank Hall, all the other shit. And it's pretty crazy, man. We got fucking what have we been doing, boys? You sound tired. Are you? Yeah, well, maybe explain that. Yeah, well, look, we've we've had a really big week. We've pretty much filmed nine videos in like three and a half days. And then, as you know, we've been talking about it a lot. We went alien hunting for a night near Stamthorpe, all right. And, man, we got real silly and kind of burnt all of, like, like one of our air mattresses and destroyed the one. You burnt everything destroyed everything I brought. We went a bit crazy. It's exciting at the time. We've logged it all. And there's a cut. We've got some we're just constantly filming and fucking with each other the whole time. Crack and milk boys were there for a while. And yeah, it was it was a rough night. We hadn't slept much to begin with the night before, right? Because it's been a big busy week. And then we get down there and, you know, we're fucking around, having a good time and then come nightfall. We, Michael, Michael was meant to buy some blankets the day before for us because we didn't want to repeat of the last time we went camping at one of our friends' place where we were freezing our asses off. So I'm like, don't worry, I'll get us some pillows and some blankets. We'll be heaps warm. And we get there and then the air mattresses don't work. And we're like, well, at least we got like blankets. You just sort of wrap it around us and then we'll have like a cocoon. It'll be OK. And then Michael takes the blankets out that he's bought and they're fucking their sheets. They look like curtains. Yeah, they look like very thin. It's like a thickness of a sheet. I thought they were a different style blanket with the wool stuff on the inside. But yeah, they won't. And I bought some throwovers, which were just useless. I found with the throwover, if you put it over your face, you could breathe into it and it would create like a heater for your face. I think my body was the cold part of my face. I don't really mind that much about. Anyway, sorry about that. Then we also destroyed Matt's tent and his sleeping bag during filming. Everything I bought, except for the clothes that I had was destroyed. And you laugh about it now, but living it was a horror horror nightmare. So Matt had to come into our tent with me, Michael and Lockie. And so we're all sleeping on the hard ground. And we've all got at least Lockie and Matt had actual blankets. But me and Michael are just trying not to die. We should have fucking snuggled up with them. I don't know why we didn't. I tried to go on the van to sleep because I just couldn't sleep in or so cold. But the van is just I'm just constantly constricted. And then the seats are too narrow. It's like, make the seats a bit fucking wider in cars. Yeah, all the seats aren't good for tall people. God, it sucked. And so Matt's snoring like a man, like a fucking monster the entire time. And it made it worse because you couldn't sleep on your side because the ground we had no mattresses. So the ground was like poking into us. So I slept on my back, which is the worst part for a snoring normally. I snore a little bit. Yeah, but if I'm on my back, it's going to be mayhem. Plus we're you are on your side. He was snoring in every direction. He was he was sitting up with his eyes wide open, looking at me smiling. And he was still snoring. Well, I can sleep through snoring, but I reckon I had earplugs and I was still like was struggling to get to sleep. And so it was a cold, super uncomfortable night. And man, but we, you know, we got a fucking we've logged a lot and we got we we fucking fucked with each other. So there will be some content coming out about that. And the alien hunting, you'll just have to wait and see how successful that was. Yeah, well, that'll be on the website. Hundred percent. Not to get too excited, but there was some explosions. Yeah, fucking oath there was come to. Fucking oath there was there. We had a huge campfire. I spent like two hundred and fifty dollars on fire starters. Really? Yeah, I did. Oh, man, it was good. And they just put them all in good for ten minutes. Good for like that first 30 seconds was so exciting. Was Marty's ideas. Mayhem fires and everything in in the same one go. Put everything in and just light it. And then I had a couple of bags set aside to maintain the fire. But yeah, it was fucking the camp trip was good. But yeah, now I'm sick as fuck from the stress and the uncomfortability in the cold. So our energy levels are a bit down. It's a Friday today. We never film on Fridays, but there is a benefit to filming on a Friday. Oh, Lachlan does not know. Loki has no idea. Loki came on this camping trip with us and he has no idea that we're filming the podcast today. And it's like it's like 1 p.m. right now. So if we call him, he'll be like, oh, he won't be expecting it at all. To be the bearer of bad news. I do remember when we're driving back here said out loud. Let's film podcast tomorrow. And he heard, well, I sent him a message before I was like, oh, hey, man, we're going to give you a bit of a preface before we explain this. So the cracker milk boys came with us. They were there for maybe like, well, they stayed for a while. But one of the boys was just feeling really shit and sick. And it was getting real cold. And they're like, fuck, because it's hard to try and be funny into because they were going to film a video as well. It's hard to try and be funny into like, and they do a lot of sketch comedy and stuff. So it's hard to act and try and be funny. So they're like, fuck, we're going to have to go because one can't just leave because we carpool. So if one wants to leave, then the others had to leave. And unfortunately, they had to leave. But so I messaged Loki today. And I was like, dude, I just found out the real reason cracker milk left. It's fucked. And then he's like, oh, fuck, what was it? So the line to Loki will be us telling him a lie about the real reason cracker milk left the camping trip early. That's exciting. Yeah, it is exciting. It's it's a great lead into it's something to do with animals. Because we've got a new pet here at Marty and Michael. Now, what have we called the pet? Oh, you said it the other day. Right. Yeah. It was fucking Brankett. Brankett. Blank. Brankett. Blank. Brankett. I think it's Brankett. And it's a bird. It's a magpie. And yeah, we've got a little cage. Oh, and when we came home from fucking camping to Julian fucking pranked this shit out of us. Oh, holy crap. He had pretty much James had left him the house key. And so we came home and Julian had like hidden all of the TVs and laptops. Like a lucky draw. And he went through like it left all the drawers open and shit. It'll be out by now. What time is this? No, no, this won't be out for a few weeks. But yeah, he made it look like he robbed it. Yeah. And man, yeah, we fully were convinced. Oh, fuck. Anyway, that's good. That video is coming out soon. Brown swore. Yeah. Palm Beach came out of me heavy. Yeah. Brown went to rage in your brown town. The TVs are gone. Of course, we didn't believe him when he's like, we've been robbed. And we're like, shut up, man. You fucking fuck with shut the fuck up, man. And then we all go walking in and the fuck we have been robbed. It was very, very. I didn't enjoy it. Anyway, that's that's been our week. And so please excuse our low energy levels. So let's fucking we were some things of time sensitive here. So why don't I quickly let? Why don't we lie to Locky first? Oh, do you want to the bachelor brown first? That's hopefully we're hopefully she called answers. All right. All right. Look, we're going to do the bachelor brown first. What's her name? Stacy's mom. Oh, shit. Should we do that? Got it. Bachelor brown, brown, brown, brown. Bachelor brown. He's right behind you. He's right behind you, et cetera, et cetera. So this is a segment where Michael and I have taken it upon ourselves to find Matt a life partner, a girlfriend, a wife, someone he can share a family with because Matt sucks at it. He's like in his early 40s and he's still single and he doesn't know how to find the right woman. And he just goes for the wrong things. So we're going to find one for you, Brandon. We've organized another phone date with a beautiful, beautiful young lady named Stacy. Do you know Conor kept saying you're half 70? Yeah. And then just change that to 70. Your top five are Tyler, Greg, Jess from the UK, Jasmine, and Ethan. All right. So we could potentially have a new top five here, Matt. Did Ethan not win a big prize or something? Oh yeah, Ethan. Congratulations, Ethan. That's same Ethan. We worked it out. Sorry, Bosley. He's won one of our premium members' giveaways. And if you want to join, we do monthly giveaways. We sign up to our website and become a premium member. And then you're automatically entered into all our monthly giveaways. And it just so happens, I'll podcast, listen to one as well. Anyway, here we go. Let's have a chat to Stacy. Oh, this is so annoying. Hello. Oh, my God. Please, Stacy. Do we have Stacy? It says. Oh, Stacy. Thank God you answered. We thought maybe we called too late. You are on the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast, which is one of the biggest podcasters in the entire world. And sitting right next to us, we have a very eligible bachelor, Mr. Matthew Gregory Brown. And he's desperate, stinkingly desperate for a female to have in his life. So Stacy, we're going to let you guys have a chat, see if there's a bit of chemistry, a bit of a spark and see if maybe you guys could be a potential couple in the future. What do you think about that, Stacy Wasey? I think that's a great idea. I've been waiting all day to talk to Brown. So you're all right, Brown. Now remember, Brown, you've got to carry the conversation here. Don't let there be any awkward silences and ask interesting questions. You can do this, Matt. Oh, over to you, Maddie. You want to put your arm around it? Yeah, pretend you don't care. Say something. Hey, Stacy, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I'm a little bit nervous. I haven't done Bachelor of Brown properly for a couple of weeks. I've forgotten how to speak. Be confident, dickhead. Sorry. That's OK. We'll ease into it. Where are you? Are you at work at the moment? I'm using. I'm not. I was just about to go back shortly. Oh, so you've taken a break to come on and do this. A break for Brown. I'm a Brown break. Give him a brown break. You guys, come on, Matt. Come on. What made you come on here? Oh, my God. That is so shit. Pretend you. Are you a boo man or an ass man? I like both, but I'm. I guess I'd go for an ass man over if I had to pick between the two. Would you consider yourself an ass or a butt girl, Stacy? Definitely an ass girl. That's good. That's good. Matt loves that. Matt loves that. Yeah, because the boobs can be big or small. It doesn't bother me. What about one big and one small? That's even better. Oh, what about no breasts at all, Brown? That's good. So whereabouts in where are you from? I'm from New Zealand. Nice. Big sheep. Whereabouts in New Zealand? Are you from Gisborne? Christchurch. Christchurch, I don't know. She was when the shaking was there. She was shaking. That's where the shaking was. Remember? Yeah, we know. So New Zealand, so would you actually come to Australia? I would, yeah. I mean, if this all goes well. Oh, oh, oh. So ask her how old she is, Matt. How old are you? I'm 29. Ask her what she does for a living. That's a good age. What do you do for a living? I'm a chef. You're what, sorry? A chef, so I can vote. Oh, okay. Oh, Brown loves food. He eats like an eatery. What would you cook for the Brown after he comes home from a hard day sexually assaulting people? A good steak. You've got to have to put that rough. Oh, he loves steak. He had steak the other day. He had steak, mate. Yeah, a good steak. He's nice. I sell it. He's licking his lips and rubbing his tummy in a circular motion. Stacey, is it nerve-wracking coming on this when you hear those two in the background? Like, are you a little bit nervous from that? No, not at all. I've been waiting all day to talk to you. Oh, Brown. Brown, compliment her. Say something nice about her. Grab, grab, go for a grab. Grab? Yeah, try. Grab. Oh, man. It's so inappropriate. We're joking. Sorry, Stacey. He's just gone for a, like, a grab. He's gone for a grab. Too bad it's not. Yeah. Yeah, too bad you're in New Zealand. Oh, wow. Would you go over there, Brown? Yeah, I've never been to New Zealand, so I'd love to go. Well, let's book it right now. If we book it right now. Stacey, Matt's got a top five. If this goes well, the rest of this conversation, you can make the top five, and we will happily pay for your flights and accommodation to come all the way to Australia. And you can stay with Matt Brown at his house for a while, if you want. That sounds amazing. I was listening to the last podcast. Apparently you have a pool. Yeah, we've got a pool. We've got five bedrooms. We've got five bedrooms. We've got football sticks outside. Yeah, we've got some rugby posts. If you're a big All Blacks fan, you can practice your drop kicks. So who are we dropping? Are we dropping Greg or Ethan? No, I'm not changing the list yet, because there's a second part is we've got to communicate afterwards, and that's how you become top five. All right, we'll look. What about a poem or something? Tell her a poem. Shut up. You've always gone on about your poems. No. Fucking rattling off your poems on our road trip yesterday. Or a little rap battle thing. Do a rap battle against each other. Rhyme three words for her. No. No. That's pretty good. And now what? Try nose. Maybe no with a K. No with a K. And then nose. Nose. Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. I'm asking Albra. And Brown's nose. No, no, nose. Oh, yeah. What do you think? Sorry, Stacey. That was a bit. Stacey, would you like to rhyme three back for Brown? Oh, I think I might be able to. If someone can give me a word. All right, let's go. Cat. Cat. I have a nice cat. You can take your hat off when you look at it. Yeah. I like that. She's far better than you are at that. That was good. She's far better than you are. She's very good. She's much better than you are at that. All right, Stacey. Well, thank you so much. Do you have Matt Brown on Instagram yet? I don't have Instagram. Okay. Well, what's it? Maybe if I just give him your phone number. Oh, sorry. Matt's number. That's probably easiest. Don't give people my number. Yeah. I go Instagram. You might have to make an Instagram. What about Snapchat? Matt Brown uses Snapchat so that there's no history of all his predatory behavior. Oh, that's perfect. You have Snapchat? I do. Yes. All right. Well, Matt, what's your Snapchat handle? Announce it for everyone to see so everyone can send you pictures of things. Oh, I don't know. Come on. It's good business. I don't even like the name of it. Yeah. Good. What is it? It can't be any worse than your fucking shit Instagram. Matt Brown. One. One. One. One. It is Matt Brown fool. Fool? Fool. F-double-O-L. Fool. Fool. Fool. Fool. You're saying fool. Matt Brown. Fool. Fool. Like pool. Fool. So say it. Fool. All right. So Matt Brown fool. All one word, Brown? Yeah. All right. Would you be able to do us a favor and add him on Snapchat? What's your Snapchat? We'll bleep this part out though. Don't worry. We don't want our army of legends sending you pictures. Trust me. Oh, he's sweating a bit. There's a light glaze on him now. He started to cut himself. Oh, yeah. He's really upping the ante. He's swollen now. Stop. He's engorged. No. Stop. Anyway, Stacey, maybe add him on to Snapchat and get talking. And we hope it goes so well for you guys. Thank you so much for coming on, Stacey. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. It was nice talking to you, Daddy Brown. Oh. It was good to meet you too, Stacey. Oh. I feel like, Brown, look at him. The way he's drinking his energy drink. Confident energy drink. Full of frothy sperm now. Oh. Stop. Anyway, Stacey, thanks for coming on. We'll chat to you later, OK? Thanks. See you. Thank you, Stacey. Bye. Bye. That sounds like a potential have-down-the-line, baby. So what is it? Cut her actual Snapchat name too. I remember it already. You remember? Yeah. Of course you remember. Should we fucking get rid of one of the boys? No. You want to keep the boys? Ethan is a good bloke, and Greg is Greg. Would you actually going to talk to her? If she sends me something, I'll chat to her. Yes, she will send you. No, why don't you... Men are meant to do everything first. Why don't you make contact, Brown? Oh, maybe I will. Yeah, thank you. Because, you know, she's an ass girl, and you're an ass guy. You think she's going to open the door for you? Maybe. OK, sorry. Anyway, that is Bachelor Brown, everyone. And we will find that Brown a wife, and we shan't rest until we do cunt. Matt Brown. Fool. Actual. If you want to add Matt Brown on Snapchat, Matt Brown Fool. No, no, don't go there. I'm more active on Instagram. And send Matt Brown really closer pictures of your asshole or testicles. No, just send it to my Instagram. Asshole or testicles. Matt Brown Fool. All right, guys. So what James is just talking about, as you know, it's episode 30. Every 10 episodes, Matt Brown gets a brand new chair. It's a very big deal. Wait, so it's come from overseas. So some of our lovely fans, they had a great idea, and they sent us the new chair. So this is the letter that came with it. And the package that they sent was inspected by Biosecurity Australia. So the Australian government saw what is in this package. All right? So, dear Marty, dear Michael, dear shit. That's to you, I'm assuming. We hope you're all doing good, and we really hope that our package made it the long way from Switzerland to your podcast for the 30th episode. Switzerland? Yes. We want to give you something back, and so we sent one gift for each of you three. A is for Marty. B is for Michael. And C is for Matt. The sweets are for all of you. Oh, sweets. Thanks, boys. You're the fucking best. Now have fun, cunts, and enjoy your package for as long as you can. Matt, you can enjoy yours even for 10 episodes or more. Best regards, Roman and Patrick. Roman and Patrick, thank you very much, boys. Fucking great idea. Legend. True, fully, actual ringworms. Am I calling my son Roman? No. Roman Brown. As we speak German, he's a hidden message for Marty in German. Hallo, Martin, du kleine Schwein. Bitte sorge dafür, dass Matthias den Stuhl auch wirklich für 10 Episoden benutzt. Sag, Arnold Fein, einen lieben Grüß von uns. Fucking hell. What the fuck was that? I heard Matthias, so they mentioned me. I'm not going to tell you guys what that was. Thank you, boys. I'll do my best. I'll do my very best. If you're going to make fun of me, if you're going to make fun of me like that, it's not a secret language. Fucking racist. Let's have a look. Sorry, James. Could you please bring my pure water that's on the kitchen bench? I'm really thirsty, sorry. This is beautiful. So I've just opened my gift. It's a beaker from Roman. And Patrick, is it Roman and Patrick? Yeah, I've opened my gift from Roman and Patrick and it's a beaker, right? It's a beaker, a science beaker. It's a fart beaker. A fart art beaker. Oh my God, so you can collect your farts and lock them in. So the strange government would have seen this and known that there's a fart in here, boys. Oh my God, dude. This is so, man. I'm going to have to have a shit in this one. I don't even want to open it. I can't. Come on, Michael. It's fucking scary. Michael, don't be rude. This isn't good. Don't be rude, Michael. Do you want to sniff that, then I'll open this. All right. All right, I am going to sniff the jar of fart now. Oh, this isn't good. I'm not happy with what this is. Do you know what it is? Get yours over and done with. All right, Michael, can you please smell this? No. I don't want to smell a fart. What are you talking about? This is what you do. Michael, you love fart. Fine. Does it? That fully smells like fart. Oh my God, it does. A fart from Switzerland. We did it. We have shit from Switzerland in our lungs. I think I can smell it. No. Boys, we literally smell your shit right now. I feel so close to you. I feel so close to you. Swiss fart. We are saving that jar and I'm going to fucking use that for fart. Why are you sculling water like that? You're going to have to tip it on me then. Oh, it's so good. The next one's not on either. What do you mean not on? That was perfect. This is not happening. Come on, Brown. Don't be weird. I'm scared it's on the outside. Just hurry up and open it. Oh, yeah. Jeez, that doesn't work. Yeah, the glass is safe. Just pull it out. Yeah, I'm scared it's on the outside too. I don't know how clean these people are. Well, clearly very clean judging by their scent. Oh my God, is that real corn and shit? Oh my God. Oh my God. So in Michael's gift, we have another beaker, a circular beaker with shit, like human shit and corn in it. Can you bring it up to the camera, please? Brown. Oh, James. Well, stay there. Just stay there. Can you show that to the camera, please, James? Yeah, nice close up for the people to see. Yeah, that's it. So that is corn and shit. And our Australian government opened that package and inspected it. We have a letter saying that they did. They probably wouldn't believe that that's that. How did they get this shit in there? Shit all around the lid too, Brown. James is watching his hands. Thank you very much, boys. Now they just put it down, Brown. God, it's being weird. All right, Michael will put it down. Michael will treasure that for all of life. Yeah, thank you, mate. I'm going to go wash my hands. Matt, James, is the chair ready? All right, Matt, Matt, go and wait outside. Go and wait outside. Out that door. Fuck. Don't peek in, cunt. You get out there and wait. This is your fourth chair we're giving you to keep. Fucking get out. Cunt. Pig cunt. Fucking, Matt, open the door and fuck off. Hurry up. Swiss chocolate. It's okay. All right, he's outside now. Okay, everyone. So the new chair. All right, James, you can bring it in. The new chair. What's it called again, James? So the boys from Switzerland have sent a milking stool, which is basically a one-legged chair. It's a chair with one leg in the middle that you can tie around your waist and basically whenever you need to sit down. Holy fuck, that looks cool. So whenever you need to sit down, and the one leg will just automatically support your ass. Okay, so it's a milking stool. All right, they've sent through a milking chair fun sheet as well. There's the same boys, all right? The milking stool is a stool used for milking in the stanchion barn. The typical milking stool consists of a single, often spring-loaded stand and a round seat plate. Since both hands are needed during milking and the milk often moves from cow to cow, the milking stool can usually be strapped on with a harness. It is usually made of wood. In some areas, a four-legged stool was used as a milking stool. With the introduction of the milking parlor, milking stools became obsolete. How to use DMAT? There are three ways to use this milking stool. Choose according to your preference. Okay, some of these pictures. James, can you show this picture to the camera? All right, so this wraps around Brown's waist and then he just sits down on it. He's going to fucking hate this. All right, do you want to test it out for a second, Michael? Let's stand up, see if we can test it on you first. You've got to like balance. Michael is testing it. It sucks. It's like a bit of a workout. That's perfect for Brown. That's perfect for Brown. Stand up, Conn. Conn, get this here. Conn, look at that. That is just so fucking good. Stand side on there. All right, so that's the Brown's seat for the last 10 episodes. All right, let's just sit it there. We'll sit it down and we'll just invite him in and then we'll fasten it to him. All right, here we go. And then there's that. Okay, all right, we've hidden the stool. All right, we're going to invite Matt Brown back in now. Matt, get in. Fuck. Hurry up, man. Hurry up, Brown. All right, now, before you say yes or no, right? What do you mean before I say yes or no? We want you to try it, okay? Just fucking try it. Yeah, it's not I did it and I was fine. Look at me. Shut up, Michael. You're not you're not in that one. That's my camera there. You got to sit down. All right, three, two, one. See, that's not going to work. Just grab it. All right, we're going to show you how to use it. Okay, it looks confusing, doesn't it? This is a Swiss milking stool. Do you understand what that is? You don't understand what that is. No, wrong way round, Browntown. All right, let's help him get it on. Matt, come back. Come back, Matt. Brown, Brown. Just try it, Brown. Just try it before you decide, Brown. He's all fly-like. Come here, Brown. Brown. This isn't going to work. Willy Wonka's from there. He's got to commit. I'll guide you down. This isn't too bad. Oh, no, I feel like it's just going to go. You've really got to make sure you balance. Yeah, I've got to... Oh, these people actually use it. Yeah, it's a full real thing. It's a real milk stool. Made in Switzerland. That's a stupid thing. That doesn't like the milking stool. What a dumb idea. Thank you very much, boys. And that is Matt Brown's new chair. Well done. Oh, fuck me. Very good. Let's move on, man. That's great work. That's great work, everyone. Very good. All right. I feel like I'm getting a bad posture. Yeah, well, you got the ergonomics chair for after hours. You've got so many chairs now. I am taking care of you. All right, guys. On to the lying-to-locky segment where we lie to Loki every... LAUGHTER Matt Brown's fallen. Matt Brown has fallen. Milking stool. Milking stool has fallen for Brown. LAUGHTER Brown had a tumble. Brown had a tumble downtown. What happened there? I broke. It fucking broke. The string broke. So the chair works. Still, I don't need the string. Oh, it works so much. Anyway, while Matt's rubbing his wounds, we're going to do lying-to-locky. LAUGHTER Oh, my God. Is it going to work without the string? Fucking Swiss. LAUGHTER Oh, it's not fun. All right, guys. Lying-to-locky where we lie to Loki every week, like we mentioned at the start. Oh, by the way, we'll quickly do the fucking sponsors and shit now, actually. Oh, fuck. By the way, guys, we're running a comment competition where we pick one comment at random out of all of the comments on the Marty and Michael Fully Actual YouTube channel at the end of the season. So the more times you comment, the more chances you have of winning. It's a statistical fact. My bum hurts. Matt's ass hurts, all right? So if you comment a thousand times, you've increased your chance of winning by a thousand times, and the winner will get a thousand dollars transferred to them on the season finale. 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Yeah, something's up with your chair. Is it comfy? I'm starting to get used to it pretty quick, but I did take a tumble and I have a fear of that's going to happen more. It did look painful when I saw your face crunch up. No, it went that way, and I tried to correct, and it went that way. Never correct. There you go. Anyway. Sign up. Yeah, sign up now, and that's our sponsors. You guys hot? Yeah. Boiling. Shall we have a... We'll be back with on this day and the diaries and shit. I look like Julian Woods. Loki's calling. Loki's calling. Okay, end of bong break. Loki's calling. All right, here we go. I'm going to answer and start things off, Michael. Here we go. Malaklala. How are you? Yeah, not too bad, brother. I'm fucking sick as a dog now. Holy shit. Can't... He's even sicker. Dude, like, yeah. It's not good. Fuck, man. That's so shit. Did you get sick? No, I'm sick. Oh, yeah. So, do you reckon you'll come tomorrow? I don't know. I think I'm going to get a band. Yeah, that's fair enough. I probably wouldn't stay if you had a week off. Can't fucking go for a brother. Yeah, and I thought I'd just get out in the back and go do some fucking fun shit. Yeah, yeah, fuck it. I can't... I spoke to Connor this morning. Yeah, oh god, what is it? You know the fucking dead magpie we had in that jar? Yeah. Apparently that made Goob really uncomfortable. Oh, really? Yeah, fucking... Like, he was... Connor didn't know exactly. He said Goob didn't really say too much, but was like... His dad's like really into animals and shit and like a bit of an activist. And apparently the dead magpie in the fucking glass jar like set him off. But that's so weird because he's fucking... He's been editing our videos and we do some fucking shit in the videos. So I don't know. But yeah, so I guess we won't be going on fucking troops with Goob anymore because we're fucking taking that thing everywhere with us, kind of. That's the reason. Yeah. Well, that's what Connor said anyway. What the fuck are we talking about? We've got you, Connor! We've fucking got you, Connor! You've been lied to again. Fucking dickhead. What's that? What's that? Wait. So was that... They were all leaving. Them leaving was all a part of this, dude. They were never going to stay. No way. No way. They came all that way. They drove six hours. You're lying. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't... That he was just not... He wasn't feeling well. It's pretty much just what he said in the car. But you got done, Connor. We fucking lied to you again and you believed it and blah, blah, blah. You must get scammed a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Amazon, I think. I think you were talking about money. I was talking about debt. Dude, that was us. We're those Amazon people calling you. Remember camping, Locky? Do you remember camping? Yeah, I remember camping. Do you remember the explosions? Yeah. I'm keen to see the website video. I was going to hop off. Yeah, yeah. I think the web cut will be good. We've got like four hours to finish. But anyway... Fuck yeah. Anyway... Well, yeah. Well, thanks for that, mate. No worries, dude. It's okay. I'll chat to you next week, huh? See you, mate. Bye. Bye. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Anyway, back to... I thought he was going to not pick it. I thought he was just like, oh, that's... I felt he was coming for that. Yeah, I felt like he was... He's getting better. Yeah, he's getting 50-50 on every conversation now. Yeah. He's working it out. Yeah, it's going to be harder and harder. We still got 10 episodes of lying to him. I'm starting to think maybe we should switch friends. Oh, yeah. Next season we've got to switch with someone else. There is Greg-ing with Greg. Greg or like, even... We just find other lockies to lie to. Yeah, okay. And then people start sending in their friend lockies numbers. And we just start lying to him. Yeah, okay. We'll have to brainstorm that one. Yeah. All right. Do you guys want to have a quick bomb break or a proper one? I just had one. I got to finish off the bomb break. We'll be right back with on this day in the diaries. Sorry. Oh, Brown is trying... Milking still to brown zero. If you're not concentrating, you go over. That's why we've got it. Because we want you concentrating more. More. More. Bring the out. All right, guys. On this day... You ready? On this day in 1774, tables were invented. Before that, cunts would just stand around while eating. Mr. Kevin Table invented the table. Tables are still used to this day. And I stand up with victims of bullying. I, Matt Brown, will now stand up before you and pledge my allegiance to your lives. Bullying ends today. Stand with me, boys. This means a lot to me. I do get bullied a lot by these two. And every time I stand, that's just going to fall now. I probably can't see our heads. Good cause, Matt Brown. It's a great cause. I like how you've sort of started including your personal strong beliefs in behind the on this day. I loved all the tables you said. The tables was a fun fact. Then, you know, some serious, good, strong message. Appreciate that, Matt Brown. Thank you. Thank you, Matt Brown. Seriously. Hock-la-clad. Hock-la-flag-la. Hock-la-clad. We're in our 30s. We're well into our 30s. Ah, que art. I was outside before and I'm like, I'm 35 years old and I'm waiting for my friends to bring a chair in. 35 years old. Come on, come on. Oh, wow. It's okay. Can you say what it was to get Hock-la? Hock-la. Oh my God. So we get to the podcast today. This is an accident and it's my fault. And I was like, oh, Matt, where's your black book? And I don't know. I still don't know if he's done it intentionally or not. But Matt has left his black book at home. And it sucks because it's exciting because Matt was about to return to Earth as you know, and just continue with his random haves. But you promise you'll bring it next week, Matt? Yeah, I just... You've put it... I've set an alarm to remind you to put in your bag as soon as you get home and bring it because, honestly, yeah, it's kind of sad that people have to now miss out because of your unorganizedness, you know? It's kind of gross and fuck you for that. All right? Fuck you for that kind. Say sorry. And on behalf of everyone... Sorry. Fuck you, you fucking, fuck, forgetful fuckhunt. That's from everyone. Okay. Oh, that's all right then. Oh, the spirit. Anyway, this is the diary that I found of myself. And again, no chronological order. They're just random. Here we go. Diary entry number 14768. What's funny? Oh, here we fucking get it. I haven't even started reading. Don't really get watered by. All right, all right. Sorry about that. I'm so sorry to all that German listeners. Today I woke up shivering. I already had both of my shirts on and was still cold. I asked mom for some more clothes or a blanket and she gave me a ball of string. I wrapped the string around myself and went back to bed. It was a pretty good day. It happens like it's still happening. You got shit blankets, like sheets the other day. Yeah, it sort of relates. It took him back to his childhood. You were German at camping. Yeah, I went back to Germany for me. Did you ever go camping with your family in Australia? They don't do that. Germans don't go out into the wilderness camp. That's why you were all German that night. Yeah. All right, let's move right fucking along to the comment of the week where Matt Brown has selected a comment from last week's episode that he deems so good that we're going to print it out and stick it on the comment of the week board. And then if you make that board, they're running to win another $1,000. So this is separate to the $1,000 random comment competition. Do you understand that? Go on, Brown. Who we got? All right. I already read this to you once. I think Michael said it though. A comment of the week went to Morgan Power Fish. Pets for the new house. A cow for Marty. A cow for James. Rats for Michael. A baby old packer for Julian. And a baby whale for Matt. A baby whale. You wouldn't ever go to work. I'd just live here. We have talked about maybe getting a shark for the pool. It's quite deep. Like a flathead shark? It's a little one. Yeah. And then when it gets big enough, we just throw it into the river. To the neighbors. To the river, yeah. A goat? Yeah, we're thinking of goats. What about a water buffalo? I'm scared. What if it like storms and shit? What do we do with it? I don't know. You've got to take care of it and feed it. Don't we have to build a house and shit? Yeah, I think so. You've got to have a goat shed. It's too much responsibility. Yeah. Well, these enough. I like having the horses nearby because we don't have to take care of them. We can go over say hello, maybe film something and then leave. Well, they're trying to buy it. Just you. Yeah, maybe I'm too erratic in my approach. Yeah, they can sense it. It's crazy, man. Anyway, that is the comment of the week. That is the comment of the week that will make the board. Mrs. Powerfish, you're in the running to win $1,000 at the end of the season. So that's pretty incredible. Morgan. That's really incredible how generous that is. Man, I'm fucked. I'm starting to wonder. Just one fucking thing. Yeah. What the fuck, man? It's because why? I don't know. I'm just like dizzy. All right, guys. Now it is time for questions. Which is where we answer questions that you guys have commented on the muddy Michael Fully actual YouTube channel. We pick the most liked questions first. So if we don't answer your question this week, keep commenting it and hopefully we will get likes and we'll answer it. All right. So fucking have a scroll through all the questions and like the ones you want us to answer as well, man. Here we go. Yeah, ready, Michael? People want to know. All right. Here we go. People want to know where you come from. That was their school cry. Yeah. School cry. Why is that the school cry for all of them? Yeah. I just, I don't know. Every school seemed to have had that as a war cry. And it fucking really fired me up. So we tell them. No, what's a German one? Excuse me. Do you like the same song? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du hieken Fa? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Wow. Okay. Thank you. All right. First, oh, I know any top question, don't we? Yeah. All right. Highest light question went to Joey Evans. And finally enough. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on. This work and we always, we talk about this every week. As soon as you guys get to questions, shit just goes out the window. Exactly. We need some time. We need some concentration. This is a hard question to, and it's been, a few people have been asking it and I'm aware of that, but it's never got like highest question. So it's going to. Today's the day where you solve it. Joey Evans wrote, Marty, Michael Brown, Julian and James. So all five of us. Human Centipede scenario. Pick the order you go with. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like around us or like. Do you know what the human centipede is? Yeah. So when they saw each other. So who's last hole to mouth? Yeah. Who goes in what position? Well, I think it'd be different for all of us, but for my ideal, it'd be. Just you two answer the question. It'd be me at the very front. And then James attached to my ass. Or even maybe Michael. It'd be funny. I'd eat all sorts of funny things. And then, yeah, so it'd be me. Michael. And then for the benefit of the group, I put James in the middle because he's more organic. He's the healthiest, most organic. So he's like the filter of mine. So we might survive. Yeah. And then, and then. Well, if the first person just eats corn, then you're going to be okay. And then everyone eats corn. Survive. You've proved that. Well, it depends what the first person eats. I'd have my diet have to be really clean. So maybe James at the very front. Yeah. Well, if we all want to survive. Yeah. If James takes a front, it'll be easy. We just galloped together. Yeah. It's like his shit is just like compressed hay. Yeah. How many cool videos could we make where we're all, you know, sewed up together? Nine. Nine of them. So it'll be James at the front. And the rest really doesn't matter. Does it? If your mouth is sewed to an asshole, you put yourself up there. I'd go second. I'd go second. I'd be sucking James's asshole because his asshole's the clean. I might take the back because I reckon by the time he gets down, it's just not going to be much coming. I reckon Julian will die. He will refuse to swallow. Yeah. And you only have a corpse attached to your mouth. Yeah. And then I just see, I just hang them before. And then you suck as he decomposes. You suck his nutrients into it. Yeah. And eventually, yeah. It's like a tube empty ink. Yeah. Oh, have you seen it? Have you seen the movie? No, I haven't. It is fucked. Actually, I was really great. I was watching it. It sounds like one of our videos. I was watching it with a friend of my name, Simon Suzuki, and he's half Japanese. And the guy that's in the centipede is Japanese. And we're sitting there watching it. And he starts screaming out in Japanese. I'm shitting. I'm shitting. And at that moment, Simon recognized he goes, Oh, he's Japanese. At the moment, he was just shitting into the chicks mouth. Anyway, it's pretty racist, but we'll leave it in. All right. Next question is from Jay Bradshaw. Oh, come on. I was watching some old YouTube episodes. And I want to know, is that the younger brown town I see and how to stop your friend from eating fast food? The one where you eat the cigarettes in the burger. Yeah, you were there, right? Yeah. So he's spotted me in that. Yeah. I don't know if it was me. Yeah, that was me. I'm also, I'm in there twice, I think. So that's probably the first time I ever appeared in something. Yeah, the brown town in video with us. I had some hair. Oh, yeah. It was slowly leaving me. Oh, you got a nice frock hair now. Yeah, it looks good now. I'm very Julian Woods today. I'm enjoying it. Anyway. What was the question? All right. Next question is from Fanny LaRue Time. Have you found a way to speed up recovering from bruises? No. I haven't. I had the biggest. How is that? Let's have a look. I haven't looked at it for a long time. Can you fucking zoom in on that corner? That's like 10 days old. It's like 10 days old now. All right. That bruise there. I feel like they get bigger and last longer the older we get. Yeah. Well, that was a massive hit. I can't wait to show you guys that. That's do painkillers really work. Julian's edited that now. Oh, we're like seven weeks ahead in content, by the way. So videos we talk about now, they might be like six weeks away from posting. Just so you know. All right. But yeah, big bruises. I guess maybe we should like put ice or something, eh? Yeah. What are you meant to do? Comment. Yeah. Can you guys let us know what you meant to fucking do? Oh, actually you're meant to take aspirin. Oh, to thin your blood? Yeah. Who said that? Ah, Emma's mom. Really? And that lowers bruises? Yeah. Oh, that's what we do. I'm pretty sure aspirin's not good to have all the time either. Yeah. You can't have too much of that shit. You can have it once every now and then. You got to hurt your kidneys. There's people who take baby aspirin every day. Do you get a buzz off aspirin? No. No. You can overdose on it, though, if you take too much. Yeah. Your blood's too thin. Your body goes into a certain state where it can't come back. Osmosis. Goes into osmosis. Really? Wow. Goes into osmosis. I can't see the fucking stick, so it looks like he's just levitating. I am levitating, you fuckwit. That's perfect, bro. Oh, thank you. There's going to be some spills there. Oh, there's going to be some. I've nearly fallen twice, and I have fallen once. All I have to do is just push his knee, and he'll fall. Oh, don't. I don't. I'm scared which way I'll go. Yeah. Next question is from Kasuni... Kasuni? Kasuni. It's depending where they're from. Races. How is Michael feeling about the bear incident? Oh, yeah. He's referring to our latest talk about it. One of our website videos where Michael is aggressively sexually attacked by a bear in which bathroom object hurts the most. Is this moldy to you? Ooh. Just checking to see if it's moldy. Yeah, dude. Oh, give me a look at that. Watch out. Watch out. Fucking pigs. You break everything. A Swedish boy has also sent some chocolates. So we're just inspecting. This is actually really nice if that's not mold. Guys, how does it feel to have got into a position where you can employ your mates? That's what we've always wanted. We've been said starting out, we're like, wherever we can help our friends and family, we will. And like, you know, what's better than hanging out and working with your mates all day? I'll tell you what, fucking nothing can't. It's so funny. What do you do on the weekend? Can't you go and hang out with your mates? Yeah, well, guess what? We get paid for that. Sort of. Not really. We still have to do work a lot. So like James is out there right now editing the poor can't. He's not in here fucking getting amongst it. Can't fucking get in amongst and ruffling, ruffling brown feathers, brother. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. We're gonna have a boys day tomorrow. Have we told them? Oh Yeah, the house set up so we're getting all their close friends over to just have a bit of a fucking bit of a shindie Nothing crazy next question is from Jono, bro Marty and Michael, what was your best and oh, let's go with what was your worst uber driving trip experience? Why didn't you want to go best? That's so true brown was the worst uber driving trip you had when you were driving I didn't have like one that stands out. There are a couple that suck though There's a remember always past like 1 a.m. Is when the car the passengers became weird. Well, yeah Just unpredictable. Yeah, there's fucking the girl like you pick up girls, right? I like 3 3 a.m. And they'd be hammer drunk very very clearly drunk And so, you know, I'd say to them as the trip begins I like hey you go and that you could just tell they could barely fucking talk to you And I'd always have them. Oh, you know, just let me know if you start feeling sick because I'll like I'll pull over just because if you vomit the car now, I can't really uber for the rest of the night and then They'd be yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine almost like offended that you're saying that And then you keep going that's completely silent in the bag And then you'd know they're in trouble when you hear them crack the window a bit Window comes down just a little bit so they can have some fresh air and then I'd repeat I'm like just yeah You just let me know if you need to vomit and then without fucking And then fucking 10 minutes later vomit all through the fucking car and you have to drag them out because they're so beyond Fucked and then you can't uber for the rest of the night because no one wants to sit in an uber that smells like vomit Having three times So that's Three as well if you need to vomit just let the cab driver know let the person driving know So at least they have a chance to pull over that don't be too embarrassed to try and hide it because then 10 times worse When you do throw up and you will come thank clown What was your worst? Yeah, you're far more than I did vomiting. It's what ruins the night So rude and racist condescending. Yeah the condescending dogs can get like think you're like a piece of shit because You're an uber driver and like oh So what do you do? I'm like, oh, you know trying to be a youtuber and they're just fucking scoff at you and golly at the back of the seat Six golly is running down me fucking and couples that are coming to get into the car and they're about to have like they're in A heavy argument. Don't pretend like you know that was so entertaining and like the boyfriend's like shut shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up and you're like oh man I'm gonna have to fucking fight this dude because he's gonna bash his girlfriend I love the arguments was so entertaining I'll just be staring at the rear vision mirror with a massive smile on my face and just would not break contact with the rear vision mirror And I'll be driving in 120 k's an hour down side streets He's the one that you have eye contact with them the whole time for half an hour sometimes Wouldn't look at the road the one the one that was like threatening his girlfriend was like realized that I was like Fuck you and he's like starting on so how's you not going bro? Like just trying to be friends with me And this chick's like in tears in the back and he's like threatening her And yeah, well, since I got out of the car and she just stormed off and I was like man that I went back like three times over a dude went to his girlfriend Then she called then had to go back to his then she called again went back to hers It was crazy and then each time I went to the out front of the house She'd come out they'd have this huge argument then he'd get back in the car Oh, wow, and it was this journey. I was like a whole season in 3d. Now you're dating her Not at all, but fuck it was crazy Oh It was man uber driving was so entertaining in some what ways Yeah, just like you didn't know what you were gonna get and it was always something different Man the amount of weed I smoked with people Yeah, fucking yeah, fucking crazy job. No one one dude like came into the car and he's like Hey, do you want a beer dude? I'd always just accept it. It's only one people. Yeah, we give me So I just have a beer with them as well as we're driving around people would take too many drinks for travelers and they couldn't give rooms. I'll hear bro. This is for you They're like, yeah, thanks But yeah, they'd always be so they shocked if you're like, okay, you know, I've had You know, I've had capital ready Remember the time we've said this before I think We're always accepting trips And like Yeah, didn't they didn't they call? Yeah, and then you're like, yeah, mate. Just finishing off a beer I'll be back. I'll be down there soon. That's right They're like questioning over the phone like the passenger that Marty's just contacted by uber And then they're like, so are you meant to be driving? I'm like, yeah, man. I've just got one more beer to go We're at the casino Yeah, I think you're on md or something. Yeah, he was he's like and I remember him turning he's like My we gotta we gotta do some we gotta do some work. We need to make some money Oh, uber was a journey Very good. All right, three more All right question for the podcast is from fly by night. We all know him Um, can you get matt amber and me to all react to the laxative olympics site vid together? Yeah, I know that would be so good Didn't you want to get me? I think I've gotten I've gone on stage where I'm okay with monseeing it. I'm not even okay to see it Would you watch it? Oh, it'll be Yeah, of course you'd watch it. I don't know. I'm not into it. No, Matt Come on. Fuck. Yeah, we we yeah, we'll work up to the girlfriends slash fiance's. I'll do it if they do Yeah, and then maybe we'll start with Start with me. Matt. Michael's not there yet. Yeah, but you watch it. We should do a video that your friends made Maybe that's what we should do on the sleepover. I'll do it for you, but it's not gonna be a good time It'd be good if yeah, well, yeah, maybe we can show matt and then we'll just show more in amber together Yeah, so we'll warm up with brown. Yeah Brown town. All right, two questions Um, I haven't had one's asking for advice and one asking a question. Which one do you want first? Give me the question, bitch. All right. The next question is from ned water. Ned wardo, Ned wardo Depending on where it was from Imagine if you guys had a serious home invasion mid podcast, would you still air it? Yeah, fucking a hundred percent. We would definitely do that Yeah, I'd try and film it as we were battling with swords. I just flip the cameras Yeah, I just put the cameras in the corner and we all have a and say live you're live. Yeah, we'll get them I'll get them on the podcast And then Then they can take the phones as long as they airdrop the footage to us So, yeah That's good. I'm gonna get robbed um And the last question was from james captain kirk patrick, um, what would you say to someone starting doing videos or a podcast? What advice would you give them for somebody's just starting out? But it's a long process don't have any expectations. Look some there are some people that Do it fucking and immediately blow up, but that's like one in A billion have a it's one in a womb power fish really You got to have a point of difference these days because it's getting so competitive even with tiktok There's fucking people with followings popping up everywhere. So you got to have point of difference You got to love it. You don't even start unless you fucking love it And uh, don't stop consistency bro I can't remember. I heard the average was it you guys that told me this i'm not sure the average podcast last 20 episodes Then they give up really yeah I'm maybe gary v said that I can't remember It's probably like anything if you start something and you want it to work you got to just keep doing it Yeah, oh do it for fun to begin with and just see what happens. Yeah, but our podcast is because even jay rogan started for fun Yeah, he started with like 10 people watching and they were doing it just to promote his stand-up and that's what it turned into But um, yeah, but for us it was more of one we wanted to do it, but it was also just fun And yeah, I don't know But then you guys brought your work ethic to it of doing it every week and so that helped Yeah, well if you want to work you got to do it all the time you can't ever stop ever Sorry, sorry And that's questions We got deep When real deep All right guys it's time for the prank call and is there anything else to do What the fuck A jar of shit in corner you threw a jar of magpie at me Oh, it makes me well, you've lost your responsibility of looking after this shit jar That's what you get. Anyway onto the prank call and I need to wash my hands today's prank call. I forget what was it? I can't believe that had to go through customs. I can't believe it got through Customs, I don't think that they thought that they'd be shit. They probably like there's no way someone's gonna put Shit and corn in a bottle. Yeah, maybe they're watching us now. They're like, what's wrong? We got shit and corn in a bottle. Maybe they think we're collecting fertilizers so we can make a bomb Got to rub it the right way. Yeah, now we're on that watch list. Fire jar legit smells like fire I really want to know how they got the stuff in there. Oh dude, that was That was so bad. I forgot about that. How did they do it? Just picture it in your mind It was shovel up their arse and a little huddle on the mullus Oh my god Okay, that's enough. It's a beaker. Anyway prank call. What are we gonna do for the prank call? Go on. All right. Look, that's great. So Margaret has just moved from Adelaide And she's after a um, yeah high school. Yeah For her son and she won't accept anything with the best Stop it darling This is Matt Brown actually playing Hello, my name is Margaret Um, we've just moved to uh, Brisbane recently and I'm just sort of I'm calling all the high schools in the area Just sort of wondering if I could come in with my Teenage son and sort of get a maybe a tour around the school and maybe have a chat to their year level teacher and potentially enroll him for Maybe turn four or um potentially next year as well. Yeah All right, so um, it all depends on where you live as right if you're in a catchment area or not, right? Yeah And uh, we don't have any tours available until next Friday morning at nine o'clock That's quite a shame. Um, well, um, um, am I and my son, um, allowed to just come in and have a tour Just ourselves after hours or is that something? No, no No, that's round upon. Yeah I have people a week or We're we're here on a semi semi permanent basis now. So I'm not sure how long we'll be here We just sort of have to depends on my um partners working arrangements But to look where um, yeah potentially for a few weeks. We should be uh, staying in brisman So, um, yeah for the next few weeks at least All right, so um, so we have a tour next Friday morning at nine o'clock the interest isn't coming along to that That's great. Is there a certain year level that um, is he needs to be in for that or is that just all ages welcome? Is it? That's it's everyone that's looking at the school. Yeah, okay. Great. Yeah. Now. That's great to hear Yeah, boy. Do you level are you looking at? So here be year nine, um this year? So it'll be year 10 for next year. Yeah. All right. What school is he coming from? So Adelaide stayed high just in the same Yeah, quite a long way. So and it's been um, quite of a fast move. So we haven't really had much time to prepare All right, then that's okay. Yeah, right. Yeah, so just give us a call next week. Um And if you'd like to come along on the tour and we'll book you in for it Okay, great. Just just before you um, I'll let you go. Um, he's uh, has a fewer learning difficulties Do you guys um cater for any kind of uh, learning difficulties at all or? Yes, we do. Yes. Okay, great. So um, do you know, do you know where you'll be living up here at all? Yeah, so we're looking at um, around somewhere around the Aspie region in north Bradford And we can sort of see Nearly from um, the end of our street Oh, okay, then. All right, yes. Yeah, so just if you're here next week, just give us a call and um Yeah, we can show you around next Friday morning. Sorry, do you know roughly um, how many children will be in his year level? Over 200 over 200. Okay, and that's split split off into how many students? 25 in each class. Okay. Okay, great. Yeah, let me just write that down Okay, great. Well, um, look, we'll we'll pop by um, what was it and next Friday was it at 9 a.m. 9 a.m. at Craigsley, where do we meet you? Yeah, so Friday morning at 9 o'clock. I'll just come to the administration office with my son Yep, that's fine. Yeah, so yeah, okay. Do you want to come? No worries. All right. Well, I look forward to seeing you and we'll see you next Friday Okay, thank you. Thanks darling. Have a great weekend. Bye. Bye She thinks that that's real I should go dress as a woman with you and we'll get you real high before you go Scream like that as we walk around the school. Yeah Oh man, bronze man Surely she put a little note next to that going maybe bring security for this she thinks the learning difficulties must run in the family or something That was ring ring ring. Whoa Oh man, that really hurt my throat. Yeah, that sounded like pain. I nearly fucking cracked up, man I felt the chair go I had to stand up because I was I was laughing so much. 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