 Can you check this thing? Mimi, what are we talking about tonight? Oh, we are talking about what? Aisha? Aisha? What's up, her wife? That's what we're talking about. You came to give me the insights. Aisha, right? Hey, somebody talk baby's pose. Did you come to give me the insights? I can't say it. I don't have the insights, too. We got the insights. We're cooking this at six coming up live. I tried it. We're going to get them. We're going to get them. She said she wants some attention. I saw that. You saw this one? This is a phenomenal story here. I don't think America's going to believe this ship. They said Oprah went on the inside and stole a pack of wipes. This is a phenomenal story here. I don't think America's going to believe this ship. They said Oprah went on the inside and stole a pack of wipes. And a... We got to get... We're getting an exclusive... We're getting an exclusive scoop tonight, man. Say what? We got breaking news tonight. They said Bill Cosby will be getting out tonight. They said they released all charges off of Bill Cosby tonight. They said he's going to be released for the federal pen of tentry. They said all the charges that were filed against him were false charges. They said all the women are now facing federal pen of tentry charges. They said they're all looking at at least 30 years to more in a federal pen of tentry for a line on the dad of America. Which is... Bill Cosby is getting out, bro. Yeah, they said Bill Cosby is getting out. I know America's... This is breaking news, baby. You hate him first. I know you guys are happy. Shout-out to Mr. Roger Navy Hood. Mr. Roger Navy Hood. He was trying to call in to make sure he was straight. I told him he was good. Dropped a little 20 on the butt. He was going to be good. Oprah said she was going to send him 30, I don't know. Who would have 50 on the crack fight? Who would have 50 on the crack fight? But you guys got to make sure you... You got to make sure you stay tuned. Keep the high 50 on the crack fight. They said Brenda Herney and Tony went inside a family dollar zone last night. They said they went in. They said the employees knew something was suspicious with all three of them. They said two of them came in with the boot bag on them. They said they all looked suspicious. They said they all split up on the inside of the store. They all split up on the inside of the store. They said they went to put all kind of items inside of their bags. They said they've even put a pack of a pack of charcoal a bag of liner fluid and a pack of sour gummies and a pack of hot layers potato chips. They said they all vanished out of the store as the beepers went off. They said workers on the inside were stocking late night old shelves and they... This looks like it's raining. Only me can do some shit like this. It's raining lifesavers in this bitch tonight. So if you guys will stay tuned here. It's the 32nd rule, Mimi. That is some funky shit. Hit me in the chest with a breast. Oh, shit. What is this shit? Hit me in the chest with a breast. Hit me in the chest with a breast. Yes, sir. That's funky. No, we roll it. Don't worry. They got lifesavers on you. It's a thunderstorm on the way. So we hope you all make sure you stay tuned because it's a handy thunderstorm on the way. I'm going to tell you I know a hurricane. I'll get it when I finish, bro. It's going to be a pretty nasty storm this week. Let's pick this up up. So we want all of you guys to make sure you're dressed for the weather or not for the occasion. Okay, because I'm telling you, you might get fucked out there in the streets. But I'm going to tell you, you got hood news bringing the weather and the hood news putting near of you. So I'm going to tell you you got to stay tuned. You never know what you're going to get. We got Mimi here fat to death. Oh, shit. Pull over that ass too fast. Woo-hoo. Oh, shit. I'm connected to something. She's got all these wires and shit going everywhere. Mimi, you dropping lifesavers and titty residue everywhere. You're not in the closet this time. Thank God. Thank Lord. We're going to start when I get this one. Just use one of these bags. You know the last time I heard a female say she was in the closet, that was when all cats and they claimed to be working on some type of mixtape that I've never heard. So when it's the next time you're going to drop all of it. No. What's that? Who was this lady? Who was this lady? This is unique. Look how beautiful. Is this your glam team? No. This is a friend. Ling, Ming, Sing and Dave. What's up? Your name, Ming? Ming and your name, Ling? I thought she was just bull shit. You never know with Mimi. Want some? That shit funky. You hear it? These ain't ones. Play them keys again. Black people laugh. They laugh. That's the truth though. That's the truth. Her one would be the good one. Especially you have. Joe, don't cut this shit out. You be leaving everything in that bitch. Leave the shit in there this time. Uh oh. Uh oh. Know what that means. You know what that means. Cut it, guys. Welcome back to the 85th capture of your man, Carlos Miller. Holding it down. Holding it down. Like motherfucking safety pants. You know who we got in here with us today? You can just look around the room and tell. That's going to be a magnificent affair. We got the hood's favorite news reporter in here. And who might like to crack? If you will. Hood News at 6. That's what's so hood about it. That's right. It comes on at any time. You never know what you're going to get. Might catch a rat fucking a squirrel in a Doritos box. But it's all hood shit. It's all hood shit. Some shit to report. And of course we got America's favorite Asian lady. What's up, girl? I brought you a gift Carlos. Appreciate it. Me, me. You're so thoughtful. She brought me some chips. Chocolate. Thank you. You look nice when I get some pussy. She got some ball soap. You can wash your balls. Some gum for your ass. Some chocolate. Hell yeah. I know a girl who named her baby. She had the good shit. Fero Rocher. I know a bitch named Fero Rocher. And all that type of good shit. Thank you lovely Mimi. Sometimes people bring me stuff. What you been up to? I listened to you from last time. I did a nail tour. I've been doing a nail tour for a minute. And now I'm back. You brought my little percentage. What's in that bag? What the fuck? She bought my percentage. And it's in the bag. She made a bag and brought me a little bag. I tried to get it back Wednesday. So that means she's got it in my bag. I don't want to select the bills in the bag. In the hood they call it niggables. If you will. Mimi I'm glad you can today. It's a lot of shit going on. Social media. I know you've seen it. This is some good ass weed. When they break your words up. Oh my god. Today they had social media and a frenzy. What's in that? Aisha Curry said she wanted to feel sexy. Everybody. She don't give a fuck about no husband. Something that really bothers me and honestly has given me a sense of a little bit of an insecurity is the fact that there are all these women throwing themselves. But me, the past 10 years I don't have any of that. I have zero This sounds weird but male attention. And so then I begin to internalize it. And I'm like is something wrong with me? You're not looking. She still want to get hollered at. She want to be told that that ass fat. That the titties is the tittie like I mean I understand but see what happened. Black men are too faithful. We smothering these women with our love. Black men don't cheat. Look at Steph Curry. This man out here. Godfair man. He go to church. He read Bible verses. He write them in the shoes. All his kids looking like. You ain't never seen him with no side bitch. He come to Atlanta. Don't even go to Manning City. No if you want to go. Just be at the crib. Watch the pepper pig and shit. Going to bed at 9.30. Being a father and shit. Eat vegetables. You know he puts it with the light off. He's a house nigger. Come on man. My heart went out to him first. Because I know the nigger did everything he was supposed to do. Don't look at me like that. I am. I am. I understand where she's coming from. I know America don't understand where she's coming from. But I do. I don't have a wife. What don't you understand about it? She got everything. She got faithful men. He got a lot of money. He's not cheating. I understand where she's coming from. I've been married for 10 years. I don't get hit on either. I don't get hit on like crack hits. That's because everybody knows you're a wife. I don't get hit on like nobody else is a crack hit. When we look like it's men out here trying to holler at somebody's wife. You're right. That's what I'm saying. That'll be counterfeit. That'll be counterfeit. That'll be counterfeit. That'll be counterfeit. That'll be life-shocking and heart-breaking and all that shit. Part of this is his fault. I'm 20. She got pregnant. How many kids are there? That's a lot of pregnancy. That's like 30 months. That's bedtime. Some niggas get caught in the house of cocaine and only have to do 30 months. And they come home with a lot of stories. She probably missed out on some prime real estate. She didn't go find somebody to do it herself. That's it. Damn. She didn't go on a national platform until she welcomed all this side dick. You know she been getting all kind of dick bitches all the day. She probably had to turn the Snapchat off. You know the Snapchat. Snapchat got jack off videos and everything. Because niggas don't have no sympathy no more. Say no more. He ain't go right here. Raw and uncut and unduturated. That's what they call it. Raw and uncut and unduturated. Nah. I think it's like you can win this. We need you to find attention from somewhere else. What kind of attention should we get? I'm trying to figure out what kind of d mint. Talk. Maybe she's not always on the internet. Sometimes women be serious about the hypothetical pussy. Beer %. He's a basketball player. I'm gonna get some pussy if you do it good enough. That's right. Man, you can be the motherfucking manager at KFC. You'll have three bitches coming down on your ship to eat wings and shit with you. I'm trying. You can need to be a fucking Uber rider. Come on, man. You think the Uber man ain't pulling bitches all day? That's right. Pulling up and he's down there. They already need a ride. He's memorizing the addresses rounding back on the racks. Man, what? He killed it. You were gonna be up yesterday. I gave you a ride to Walmart. That's what I'm telling you. You gave me a ride to Walmart. And you remember the address, put it in and got there in 20 minutes. Man, once you excel at what you do, pussies, that's why I don't understand why niggas be stressed over pussy. You gonna get some pussy? It's free. It's free. Just call the number at the bottom of the screen. Y'all just sound like y'all fuck anything now. No, we don't. I've been blessed in the Pussies Department. I have got some top-notch grade eight pussy. I ain't got some pussy. So, Magnificent, I don't even got a street pussy. I just got the street version. I just got the street version. What kind of EBT? I haven't got the EBT pussy. That's all I got. I'm trying to get some of that Hollywood shit, you know. You ain't no high quality. No, man, let high quality shit. That's why I'm here. I'm trying to see what I can do. See what I can round up, you know. You be eating the bitches who big at the top, though. Yeah, you be eating the bitches who big at the top, though. They be big at the top, though. Wait, is the button looking like a pussy? Ah, for the front and the back. The one's got the little kangaroo pouch in the front. Her brush does hang off like overall. You know, ass in the front pussy and the back. Are you eating with that front ass? Yeah, he call him front end. That's disgusting. I'm gonna take it, but hey, it's all love, yeah. It is all love. We don't get you some pussy after this show. Much love to all the ladies who got that front ass. She's gonna turn it, she's gonna turn it on. If you got a front ass, leave a comment. Don't be embarrassed to your front ass, lady. I had a front ass. What happened to it? I sucked that bitch off and that threw it away. Really? I sucked that little bitch off and threw it away. You threw it away? Your front ass, like what is it? Your dad showed up looking like a whole new monster. I'm awesome. Let me see the new you. Yeah, we tried to, oh, shit. Is this what crack does in 30 days? Sit the fuck down. So if you want to get on that stimulus packet, make sure you hit that snuffer at the bottom on the screen. I'm gonna tell you, we got flow for days. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What? You just told them bitches to do crack. They really gonna do it. Thank you. I didn't know. My last one. I'm gonna tell you. I was big. Tolerantineers, local neighborhood pharmacists and tell them you want a 20 or a 50. I don't know what you mean for me. I don't know. A 25, she said. Stop. We did not condone the use of drugs. On the 85s after. I'm gonna tell you, adults make sure you do it outside of the home. What? Hold on. You was helping me understand how this lady still wanted to be sexy to other people. I thought she was off the market. Just because you're off the market doesn't mean you not want to be sexy. What's the point of getting married then? Marriage is mean I'm a one dick bitch. So I fuck one dick. But you can do all the other shit. I get multiple buses. So that means when you're married. So basically what that means is when you're married. What you're saying is when you're married, you basically can have that exclusive situation. No, women. Nothing ever. No matter what a man do. No matter how perfect you are, how much you pay. Nothing is ever enough for a woman. Because why we're emotional creatures. She is the living proof that no matter how good a man is, nothing is enough for women. You hear that fellas? Quit trying to be something. These women want you to not be shit. They love a nigga who ain't shit. Fuck her friends. Get her pregnant and block her. That's right fellas. Take her home girl on vacation. Quit all your jobs right now today. Quit all your jobs today. Women love taking care of rope mother fuckers. I heard that. Where's one of y'all trying to take care of them? Good job, good job. My time trap is a negative 20. So I'm looking for all the beautiful women that want to get with the broke niggers. Here I am. Hold on Mimi. You might have unlocked the matrix on that one. Why is that? Because a woman and a creature are emotional. Just because it's enough for this part is still lacking at this part. It's always never enough. Just because I have all the clothes in the world. I still want jewelry. I still want my hair down. Every week is something new with women. You know the hormones. What would you have to say about that? She just has to put that shit into something else. I'm tired of women. Women are always trying to convince us that they're only getting one dick. They'll tease you. They'll put on shit. They'll antagonize you. Make you slob, dremel, all that shit. You know, all that good shit. Then when you try to haul her here comes her nigger and just came out of nowhere. Hey. You know, and that's unfair. It's not unfair. Look at what she's got on. I mean, hell. I'm not gonna go scuba diving. Fuck you. Damn. So this is what we had with it, man. How would you feel if your wife was getting a lot of sad pussy and not sharing it with you? Hit us on the comments and let us know. That is so stingy. Yeah, you just said you'd get a lot of pussy and a hundred, everything together. We say it. We say it together. How often do y'all get pussy this weekly? Once a month? How much pussy do you need to keep your marriage together? It's not about it's not keeping it together. But I'm just saying to keep everybody happy. It's like having snacks in the house. If they know, like, damn, we have no pussy. You know, yeah. There you go, there you go. I'll try and give you a show now. Two-in-a-fish crackers, you know. Well... Which one do y'all have at Y'all House more? Fruity Pebbles or Pussy? I'll say Fruity Pussy. What's the pussy schedule? Pussy schedule is I... Is it as needed? Drunken nights. Not as needed. I think it's out of town thing. You ever brought a bitch home your husband didn't like? Yes. He's in that sleep. And you and this bitch with the broad shoulders... Yeah. What the hell is a nigga? Hey, bro, wouldn't it be fucked up your lady go out drinking and come home and say, baby, I brought a bitch for her and then she bring a stud. A stud, hey. Hey! She put a nigga with a tank top and some boxes on her. Oh, shit. That's his nigga that she gonna get. Tank top and boxes. I know she starts talking to Dildo. She felt walking in there. She felt walking in there with that motherfucker tank top like, hold on, wait a minute, bro. Then you start hitting the stud, you start hitting the stud from the back and she turn around and come on, you read this book out of it. Now wait a minute, baby. You ain't gonna go that far. It's not. Stop saying it. That's propaganda. No, it's not. I don't want that. We gotta stop this myth right now. The pussy is just pussy. It's not just pussy. Now that is a goddamn lie and it stops to date. It stops right goddamn now. I'm sick of hearing this shit. You gotta clarify that. It's a difference. Come on now. It's a lot of speculation going on. It's two different kinds. It's a positive and a negative out here. Just like a battery. It's some pussy out here that can clear up your skin like you went to the dermatologist. There wasn't hair once. Dry. Then it's some pussy in here that can get you five years on an aggravated assault charge. I'm telling you. Don't perpetuate that. I don't like Harry Pussy. I do. Don't never throw it away. You're throwing away the good part. Throwing away the good part. A little bit of both. It varies. I don't like bald pussy. It's like it's too new to me. This pussy ain't been through nothing. No, I need her. I want her. She's a whole grown woman. I feel like pussy with some hair on it can have a name like Louise or something. You gotta have a little hair on that shit. I'm not choking. I feel like you're raping some shit. I ain't feel like that. It's too extreme. No. You don't even have hair. Shit. You don't even have facial hair to me. So I can eat the pussy. I want the hair to get in the way. I bring my own hair to the pussy. I want the hair to get in the way and kill all the juices. See, I'm on a diet. Pussy, juice, and cigarettes. Both of them gonna kill you. I'm on a diet. Straight diet. You'll be dead in no time fucking with them cigarettes. Get the juice or go. Pussy, juice, and cigarettes. That sound like a dope ass mixtape. That's right. That's gonna be the new mixtape. Pussy, juice, and cigarettes. Pussy, juice, and cigarettes. Pussy, juice, and cigarettes. We gonna get one. Pussy hair has contamination, y'all. There's like toilet tissue, lip pieces. So what you think a bald pussy doing? Just being clean all day? It's clean. There's no hair. You can't catch contamination. You can't catch anything. I feel like bald pussy don't have no identity. Who is this pussy? You can't identify. Yeah, I'm like, who is this pussy? What is it? I mean this is hard to identify. When you wipe your ass, have you ever had toilet paper stuck on your hair? What does that have to do with that stuff? Now imagine that on a pussy hair. That's fucking gross. Do you have pieces? I don't know. If you got toilet paper stuck in your pussy, you're just a nasty bitch, or you got a green picture. Just slap them on. Let's ask the ladies. Can't you just slap off toilet paper? Who got pussy hair? Nobody's going to admit it. You slandered it. No, I didn't. No, you created an unsafe environment where nobody would admit it. You already hated on it. I mean, the last time I went, she used baby wipes. She didn't even use tissue. Look, the last time I let my pussy hair grow, the fucking hair was poking through my leggings. That's yours. So that means you have... No! My pussy hair fell like that. Oh, sharp ass pussy hair. See? See? Do y'all see this? Hold on. Y'all see this? You see how happy everybody in this room got when you started talking about pussy? It was smiles on everybody's face in here. Everybody was happy. They were clapping shoulders. Pussy! This paper stuck to it. It's like a billionaire conversation. That shit brought us all together as a unit. That's what I'm saying. Stop killing each other. Come together with pussy, man. It's saving lives out here, guys. You do? I don't even smell it. Yeah, man. I didn't see how they traveled around the room. It felt like Christmas in here. I love hairy pussy. Much loved all the ladies who work with life and don't have time to shave they pussy all the time. That's jail pussy. The only time I had a hairy pussy is in jail when I'm locked up. Shout out to all the ladies that ever wanted to get their pussy waxed. They don't give out razors or anything. Your lip got swollen because she ripped it off. No! How long was you in jail? They don't give razors in the care packages in jail? Four years on and off. So your pussy brother was really wolfing? Yeah. But I'm Asian so I don't get the little fro. I got the long hair, pussy hair. Damn. Goddamn. I just realized something. I have bundles of pussy hair, man. Me and this bitch looking like six lambs. She's here. She's got bundles on her. I was in that bitch and I braided my hair. Takashi. So what kind of bundles do you grow now? We fucked up now. She's going to tell everything. This nigga didn't got out early. He got his body done. He got his body done. Can't trick me. Shout out to me, me, me. This shit here is hilarious. Hell yeah. You really know how to light up a room, me, me. But you never told us how all the y'all get pussy at your house. How do you skip right over there? How often does it go down in there? When I drunk, you know. She like every other day? Yeah. No, bitch, no. You've been drunk a lot. Let's say once every three months, once a month. That is not a rule. That's full pussy hair. And you said it like you really, you can accidentally fuck full bitches a year. Wow. Like you really was just spoiling this man over there. No, okay, okay. So y'all be hit full bitches. Wow. It slowed down. Was it a great night or like a crazy year? What the fuck? Wow. Oh, shit. Wow. No, it slowed down. Every couple wants to do a threesome, but a lot of times they don't know how. You know what I'm saying? I've gotten to the point. You do threesomes? Yeah, threesomes. Let's see, a lot of people don't fuck good enough to do threesomes. Not that way. You gotta be a good fucking person to do it. You gotta know how to fuck the shit out of the person. You've been fucking first. Y'all can't show up in the threesome. Y'all don't have no good fucking chemistry. That's right. If you're going to be inviting somebody to some shit, y'all gotta really be on the same page. You can't just be like, I don't know what this bitch really into. You gotta know what's going on. What's going on? Now before a lot of couples want to do the shit, but they don't know how. Before we ever did it, it was like, well, how do we find a girl? How do we start this? How do I know she's on the same page? Internet searching and shit? What happened? Then it happened. But then once, I guess, club hostants became more and just became more popular, it got to a point where it was a lot easier bitches was just throwing themselves at me. I can't look at a girl. I can't look at guys. Y'all don't attract me for some fucking reason. Well, you know, it was great having you on this. I wish you much success. I just feel like I'm working at it. Whatever you got coming up, man, give me some shit to walk now. Let me go get my pussy then. Just make my dick jump like that easy. It's not like I'm at the crib. I want to fuck a bitch with some pink hair. I'm just going to get her shit corn roll. Great. Okay, it goes to Titty. Turn it up. What we got to do the same earlier? Somebody sat in front of Titty. Oh, hit me in the chest with a breast. Hit me in the chest with a breast. Hit me in the chest with a breast. There's a lot of shit going on in the world, man. Say less. How your nail salon is going. Honey, pull up to the nail salon. Okay, I'm not working this month, but all my girls are good. Bring your momma, your brother. I mean, not your brother. Your aunties, side chick, baby mama, whatever you want to bring, whatever you like. Go see me. That's my cousin. If I'm not there, you can go see her. You see all of the girls. All of the girls. Nope. Just you. We got the nail people in the building tonight. I got a quick question for Mimi in your nail shop now. So if they come through with seven fingers, do you guys still give them that? Do you guys do you guys give them that? Do they still have to pay the full price or do you guys give them a discount? Damn. Five finger, that's policy. So you got missing fingers, you still got a hand. What if you come in with one motherfucking hand, you know? That's right. You know for me? I charge you half private. That's half, you know. See, y'all play too much. I recently met a bad bitch who really didn't have a lot of fingers. What? Yeah, she was bad too. I don't know. I didn't ask. She was fine. It's not my business. She had all her fingers but her shit was just you know, that's the thing. I ain't joining y'all. Some ladies insecure about their disabilities. I want to use my platform to say this right now. Somebody that still fucked you, man. I want to inspire them. That ass still fat. Even though you got the little arm, you got fat ass that ass. God gave you. It's not a disability. It's a challenge. That's right. So now you got a turkey wing challenge. Come on, man. What the fuck? It's the turkey wing challenge. Shut up to the turkey wing. Shout out to the dudes who got that little wing and you still getting sucked. You just pull that little bitch back like this in. You put it in the doggy style. You got to get creative with it. Get creative. You got to keep a phone in that bitch. You just got to act like you're on your phone all the time. What really makes a moment, I realize what really makes a moment is when you take that little arm and you throw it back there and you know, fuck with the fingers while you're hitting it from the back. Not the fingers. They don't even open all the way up. They don't open all the way. He blowin' me dog. You know, I mean, shit. Y'all, hold up. This is what y'all don't understand. We have fans who have disabilities and they be watching this shit and they be fucking, they be telling us. Shout out to the nigga who had the bed that laid it all the way down with the lights under that bed. Shout out to all my disabled fans, man. I mean, if y'all especially when y'all got good sense of humor with it, shit is amazing. Like, when I see it, y'all notice for a fact all my friends or if y'all even met me during these nail tours and stuff like that, I don't have a filter and I say a lot of things right off my head. But I never try to make anybody feel offensive to it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We live in that dude day in time, man. Don't be embarrassing. It is what it is. One of my classes in New York, I had a girl taking one of my class and she came in the wheelchair and she had one leg. So I'm not about to look at her leg all night and not want to touch her. I can't touch her leg. So you mean tell me what the fuck is wrong with you? Shut the fuck up, but what the fuck? Oh no, she's in a wheelchair. So you mean tell me you just seen this woman just rolling in the wheelchair? No, she came to class, she took my nail class. She took my nail class. And I'm not just there, I'm the type of person like I said. I stay with all my mind but I don't meet any defense. I like the way she thinks because you don't need to get damn nails. She don't. You don't. You just fucking sit there and do nails. But I had so much fun with her. She told me her story, what had happened to her and watching her get in and out of the car and driving four hours to come see me on one leg. It was like, you are fucking amazing. She came to kick you with you. I just thought it was so beautiful. You got to go through all this shit every day just to get in your car because what happened to you? So, I don't know. I love that. I know how to play with her legs so she had these leather pants on. Her knee was big as shit, right? And she had these leather pants on and she was tied up and rolled up and tucked under so I'm going to touch it. I was like, it's just like a tootie. Not like a big ass tootie. You will say any goddamn thing. Welcome back to the 85 South Show where love with Mimi will rub on your disabled leg like a big tootie. This is so fucked up. Every week we come in this show I loved her. She was so sweet. And then I pushed her around in her wheelchair and I did like circles. Now I don't want to see the video. No, no, no. It's a privacy. Don't play it. My favorite part about her. They might sue us. She might just see you over here and sue you and be like, no, stop. You don't have her permission. The most exciting part, Mimi, is that I get to touch Brinda Ernie and Tony. Who the fuck is they? Oh, okay. What's their names? Brinda Ernie and Tony. Yeah, Brinda Ernie and Tony. They're always up to some shit. They're always at the different shit. They're always browsing through shit. I remember one time I was on the scene smoking crack. It was a horrific scene. I've never seen a fucking crack hit a whole 50 on a crack pipe and bring that bitch down to a $10 guy. I mean, that's awesome. In one pull? In one pull. I've seen them take it down to... When did you start covering the hood news? I mean, I started covering it since, you know... It's been four years since I've been doing it and I'm the hell... What was your first story that you covered? Oh, the first story that I ever covered, man. It was, wow, shit. I was in Savannah. I was in my hometown. You're from Savannah? Yeah. One of those hooligans are. Shots out to you guys. All right. The hooligans? Anyway, yeah. I was down in Savannah. I was right on a skidaway in Victory Drive. I was headed home and, you know, I was always, you know, doing hood news impersonations and shit. And I was riding down the street and this white lady ran into a fucking palm tree. And I'd seen it firsthand. I swear to God, I'd seen it firsthand. Was she all right? She was drunk as shit. She had a whole bottle in the car. That's a red wine in the car. You know, she hit that shit pretty hard. Her bag came out. So I told my folks, I said, hey, pull this fucking truck over. I'm going to give this your story. Shots out to the voodoo chips or whatever. But... That nigga is high, man. But I'm going to tell you, the first story I'm going to tell you, guys, I'm going to tell you I'm high as a fucking can of crab meat on sale. It's all love, but I'm going to tell you. Hey, man, play me some music because we high. Play me some high music, bro. But then I got high. It's your loudest shit. Coming to you live, motherfucker. Shout out to City Trends. I'm mad at you. Shout out to City Trends. And am I going to deal with y'all because y'all been getting City Trends deals. Yeah, we about to get our own do-rag line with City Trends. I'm going to talk them out. I just announced City Trends. What does City Trends? We fuck with City Trends, bro. We doing this for free just because we fuck with it. Does City Trends have a song? No, but just the thing, City Trends is reaching back to the hood. They starting to see all the baby mamas and shit in there. And they like, these are our consumers. We won't go direct to the consumer. And then I came to them and I was like, you know what? I want my own do-rag line. And they was like, let's see what we can do. Let's talk about it. Let's get on the phone Monday. You ain't got no hair collars. It doesn't matter. You don't understand. But you don't understand what a do-rag means to the black community. It's a mindset. I'm going to tell you guys, it's going to be a real... You a hater. I didn't say shit when you were teaching the lady one. It's coming out. It's going to be fine. All the baby mamas, all the baby daddies are going to be able to wear even your first born children are going to be able to wear... You need to get a hat line. Rolled up hat line, condom hat line. Yeah, this is what you call it. Condom Skelly. Yeah, it's a condom skelly. Stick my hand in. That's how you look dusty in the mouth. Dive right in. Dive right in. That's one of those hood trappathons. Hold on. These are one of those trappathons if you will. This song is reminding me of... What the fuck is y'all talking about? I don't know. We were going to talk about your new bag. What the fuck is y'all talking about? And then we were going to talk about his ugea and little hat. Me, me. No, I got some on here. What's good city trends, you girl? They're sponsoring the... I'm a big fan of city trends all day. I'm a big fan of city trends all day. City trends, honey. Boston Nova. Can I say that? Which way should let me show the video? Show the video. Show the video, Mimi. Could you have had a fucking attitude ever since you brought this video shit up? In other news. With your legs like a titty. Yeah, it's so much fun. It seems happy. These motherfuckers are crazy, man. But that's just how the 85 South show goes in the trampoline. Just leave it. Shout out to the young lady in the wheelchair. Shout out to Journey Love Hurts. That was my boo. Yeah. The wheelchair after class. She's such a good sport. How many people came to take your nail class? This one was 11. The New York was the bigger one. The one with the smallest one. The smallest one is like three. It was like two, three people to pay. You about to give back your love and hip hop? Y'all ladies, y'all beautiful ladies gave her a few. The lady in the wheelchair, did y'all give her manicure and pedicure? You stupid. You fucked up. She can get one. She can get a hat. My name is Carlos Miller and I have to get some better friends. Who knew this is? Who knew this is? And lovely Mimi are terrible people. No, don't fuck with me. You see the type of... See the type of behavior they have. I stole like two of them. Hey, would y'all... Hey, man. That's some weird shit. That's some ghetto shit. Only project niggas will steal chicks from people they don't know. He matches. Oh shit, that's that illuminati shit. That is fucked up. Your shirt is the exact same as that bag. I see your shirt. I don't love voodoo though. Hey, man. I'm about to call you as voodoo. Fuck off you. Hey, I'm going to tell you this lady here is hell. I'm going to tell you she's hell on the scale, if you will. But could you tell us... Mimi. Hey, I'm a big fan of... I'm a big fan of city trends. I'm going to tell you, I tell the people all the time I don't care how you get in the bag. I don't care if you're still out of Walmart. Family dollars, city trends. It's all getting in the bag. You know, I used to go to the DMV. So we got a store, it's like city trade. Oh, cheap cool little outfits. Like no matching outfits and little... Like African jeans and stuff. I used to stay with the desire jeans. With the zippers and shit. I think that's where it is. That's where you used to shop? For real? Were you stealing out of there or you just shopping? Too cheap to steal. I was balling. Too cocked, full of shit. You ain't no real nigga. You ain't never stole outfit from somewhere. For... Much love to everybody who's ever gotten fresh and somebody else's shit. I feel like I always look better in my friends' clothes than I do in my clothes. Now your friends ain't gonna let you borrow shit because they heard you say that. I let my friends all go in my clothes because I wanted those people to have a bunch of clothes and I never got nothing to wear. I just stand in there and stare at all my clothes. If you wanted those people that people let borrow shit and they don't want back, use a nasty motherfucker. Yeah, you don't have to laugh because it's true. Nasty. If you borrow some shit and they don't want it back, you're just a nasty motherfucker. You know for being an extra sweaty. It's not even that you stink. You just smell funny. You can keep it. I'm good. I don't want it back. Hey, let me borrow that. Hell nah. I don't even want to wear that shit anymore. Your pillows stink. I don't even want to wear it. You can keep that shit. Hell nah, fam. My friends ain't getting no sleep because the pillows stink. Hell nah, you can keep that, fam. That's fucked up. Shit's not like... Oh look, it's like one of the videos you found your soulmate. This is a great chip commercial. 85 South. You need to sell voodoo chips on the block. The podcast for motherfuckers who take selfies eating chips. Look, this picture funny as a motherfucker. Zoom in on this bitch. That's right, guys. If you want your bag of voodoo chips, make sure you log on to the website right now to get your bag of voodoo chips and we'll send you a bag of personal voodoo chips to your doorstep. I won't tell you. Only one bag of these chips are high as hell. Shout out to everybody who's been coming to the live shows, man. Supporting the 85 South show. Y'all fucking lit. You think so? You think we lit? You think we lit? I tell you y'all, y'all lit. Y'all fucking lit. Y'all fucking shows are lit. It's not funny. It's good. It's good. I want to go to a live one, though. It's the fans who make the shows lit. That's right. I need to sit in my ass in one of those. I always sit in my ass in the trap house, but I'm so glad this trap house bigger than that trap house. We're moving you up. We're moving you up. You'll be at the live show in no time. That's right. That doesn't mean some air shit. I think we made our way to the living room. Yeah. Y'all walked along with me last time, remember that? Yes. I was bigger. I was looking back and I was like, damn. You're a whole new business. I'm telling you, Mimi. Bring you back. What's new? What did you get? I got some new titties, y'all. What they do with the old titties? If y'all follow my YouTube, it's lovely. No, it's old. So how you like your new titties? Give it up for Mimi's new titties. New titties in the building. Got some new titties. How do you order your new titties? How you order your new titties, Mimi? New titties alert. When you go in the doctor, how do you get your new titties? And these are not mosquito bites, folks. I got squished all the time anyways. There you go. That's like a school outfit fell off. Titties. How do you order your new titties? You go in and there's like a set of titties on the wall. No, no, no. There are titties like your bath bomb. Where's your bath bomb? Yeah, I like to know that. Titties lay like plastic little circle. Like water balloons things. And they're gonna be like, you want this tittie? They're gonna throw you the tittie. You just gonna squeeze and see you like that tittie. You put it up to yourself and you be like, hmm. I can see myself with that. I was throwing them bitches out. You put the right tittie. Hold on. You was patting on the titties like produce? Yeah, like a watermelon. See if it's right. Do I want this tittie? This is the sound of the tittie. You gotta get slapped in the chest. Go back to the song. So I got a question though. My old tittie was hard. My old tittie was water bags, right? Yeah, I don't want to say it like. How did that look? No, they looked fine. But internally, my left tittie was fucked up. That motherfucker tittie was hard. I had no feeling in my left. No, but then they had to have nerve to be lit. So my left tittie had feeling, but my right tittie didn't have feeling. But it was soft. So that was the disabled? Yeah, you're gonna like fuck up all your teeth if you suck on this tittie. Oh, shit. Because it's really hard. What the fuck? So you mean I'm down here. I'm gonna crack my goal. What's a goal? New titties. These new titties are amazing. The other titties were saline. So these are softer like scar tissue. These ones I call gummy bears. So gummy bears is more expensive. That's what the tittie actually called? They call gummy bears. Why do they call gummy bears? So the water bag is a silicone bag, right? If you cut those bags in half, it will leak out. One will leak out water, and the other will leak out your body. It causes cancer. If the water one leaks, it's okay. Because our body is made of 90% water. So those are the pros and cons. Of those two. And then gummy bears came along. And gummy bears is like a gummy bear, right? I was gonna eat that, but go ahead. Your hands fucked up. You're right, I did high five this voodoo guy. I know. Proceed. What was I talking about? Titty gummy bear. So it's just a whole titty, nothing leaks. Yeah, so if you cut the gummy bear in half, it doesn't leak. That's the problem. Why are y'all cutting up titties? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Man, don't be out here cutting up titties. Look ladies, look at me. I'm just a man who loves titties. My opinion on y'all shit. The titties you got right now do. They'll do. I swear to fucking god, somebody like them. Those you have. I don't give a fuck how you feel about them. What advice would you give the ladies who bought some new titties? Would you recommend the gummy bear titties? Yeah, it tastes good. I mean, shit. So that means guys load up on the gummy bear titties if you will. Hey, man. So when you say some new titties, you actually mean some new titties. You want to lose weight, do some drugs, do some cracks. I was joking about the crack. Okay, all right. Me. What the fuck, man? I thought I was fucked up, but you more fucked up than me. I've been on Twitter for like four fucking days without real fucking throwing up. What is wrong with you? I know. I know what it is. Because you ate all that shit on YouTube. That was a while ago. Yeah, it came back. It just set in your shit. Are you good? That's why I'm here. That's why you got the jumpsuit on to try to keep all that shit in. You leaking. Try to stop the leakage. Quit twerking. Now we know you got the shitty booty. Well... I ain't hairy pussy anyway. So y'all had to tell me about no booty because y'all eat hairy pussy. I'm never going to get... We don't eat shitty booty. You eat hairy pussy. We don't eat shitty booty. The booty is on the pussy. Where do you think that fucking pussy hair goes when she sits down? When you sit down when you sit down you can't talk to me about no fucking shitty booty. You fucking eat hairy pussy. You walk around with shitty booty and dancing to her shitty booty. They call that nanny and up. They call that nanny and up. It's the man with the wipes. It's the holy man delivering the baby wipes. Let him in. Shut up, Craig. Don't judge me. I feel like somebody's father in this shit. When you got long nails they're like, how do you wipe your ass? How do you wipe your ass? You don't. You let that bitch air dry. You nasty. I knew you. I knew all their ass in the states. So you get fucked out and all that shit. First with the public restroom. The little air dryer. Make the air dryer noise. And you just put your ass over it. Do it. If you ever scratch your pussy on your nails leave me a comment. I'm going to get back with you. Extendicious. Scratch the pussy. Obviously not. Obviously not. Scratch it after you're done. I should just walk the fuck out. You really made the noise out. I like it. Oh, shit. Hey, you funny as shit. Oh, man. I'm going to throw the air freshener in here. It's a fucking circus, man. You can't control these people. It's just a fucking circus, man. It's a little glade right there. That's going to get the plug in. I can't get it on. That's better than plug in. Your titty broke it. Your new titty broke it. He'll try like hell to put that shit on. Just hold it. I'm giving up. Mimi is fucking crazy, man. I hit the J one time. That's what it is you have. I don't smoke weed, y'all. weed is not my kind of drug. I'm not taking drugs, but I'm going to try to take it. I'm not from the States. I'm from Nigeria, okay? Yeah, I'm from Nigeria. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome my new guest to the show. Mimi's titties have decided to be on this episode also. Everybody make Mimi's titties real welcome. Get those girls a hand. Those titties is new. Fresh out the box. They are less than 100 miles on them. At all. Like no pain. It's like they was never even there. That's right. I can't know that motherfucker life. For real? I felt refreshed because my titty was fucked up. Y'all didn't even let me finish the story. So the shit built up is like extra tissue. Built up around your titty because a forward object is in there. They should look like pork chop. Like fried pork chop. That was in my titty. I'm glad they got it out. I feel like we on Dr. Phil. We got to approach this with a certain seriousness because we take titties very seriously. It was fucked up. It was a capsular contracted titty. Damn. So at that moment, when did you notice the heart tissue growing in only inside the breast caliber? For a long time, I knew it, but I didn't have the money to fix it. Absolutely. I've seen you with some money. You had titty money. But at the moment, I didn't have it. Or I just didn't want to spend it on that. Maybe that's what it was. And maybe I could ride this shit out. If I massage this shit with Bengay and shit like that, I'd be alright. Arting me a Korean order. Can't put Bengay on a titty. I got in a car accident and I tried to say the seat belt fucked up my left titty so I can get some money. Fixed my left titty. I don't think that ever came through. I heard if you piss and shit during an accident you get a little bit more. I don't know. I'm going to call 1-1-1 Payne. I'm going to call 1-1-1 Payne after this. See if I can get a consultation on that. After you get hit, hit but through. I'm going to stage one after this. I'm going to be on a car accident. I'm going to be on a car accident. I'm going to be on a car accident. I got injured over 80% of my body. I got injured over 80% of my body. I called John Richard Whitfield. He got my money. Payne. That's right. It's your money, use it when you need it. It's your money, use it when you need it. Call Jackson Massey Massey Massey. Damn man. lot of abortions all together you guys are crazy you can't even have a sad bitch no more you got to pull out they should have called it the pullout bill that hey the pullout bill that's what it is there you know playing BP is about to be 3,000 oh shit so you guys gonna have to sell a little bit more acid a little bit more pussy I'm gonna tell you sell a little bit more good stance puts it the most dangerous shit on the streets right now damn that shit has cracked she was just sending people up the creek no evidence you got to do it say I don't know what happened I just woke up and suppose it was missin ma'am what was the last place you had I don't remember I just I know I had to push on me when I went to sleep I woke up and I just felt like my pussy was lighter like somebody I don't know if he stole something play with it what are you telling me sir put your hands down you got damn back they gonna make they're gonna make a dude confess to somebody stealing some dick from him and some lady gonna they gonna find out what he rich-ass ladies that's stealing dick too tell us what she did oh my god she she she she took off my pants and then she took my thing what thing what this we need to know what she did so she took my thing what thing my dick she took what she do with it oh don't make me say this we have to know what she did to you so we can help you sir what she did she took my dick and then she put it in her mouth what she do with her mouth what she do my penis what what what is this well I don't know this penis is J I can't write the shit down if he won't tell me what she did okay it's my dick and then she stuff inside her stuff what stuff in in her stuff her you mean her vagina yes it's gonna come out the tape is I heard the tape it's coming cuz it was I went to a deep dark place yeah yeah it was cool I was cool with it we stayed friends a long time my name is Carlos Miller name shit these ladies right here already told me they're like niggas who ain't shit we bring them back yeah just took his shit shout out to all the niggas who going on vacation with a bitch they ain't supposed to be ain't nobody ever did that to you that's right my nigga took your thing 2019 don't post your shit we take it business on vacation this year no draws dick how hanging out the shorts that's right drug dealer body drinking Corona's like real father you don't got to be in shape if you got money that's my new quote and I had to think about versus pussy hair now I say dick hair now all this fucking type of fucking you think we're gonna take your opinion on hair your hair pink that means cute so my pussy is gonna be cute no it ain't I like cute things my hair pussy is not cute I heard your pussy look like dragon noodle she got a picture with her pussy is sing and then I put that off to sleep with a fat pussy go to sleep everybody go to bed don't be cute get your ass in them panties and go to bed these people are you know this you can't get the way to speak in comments just this would be a perfect time to tell all the young drug addicts to get off the kids that's the crazy part I understand how y'all be on a sleepy drugs like perks fucking lean and shit syrup is the shit that puts you to sleep just give you three side effects when you smoke weed folks it's hungry happy sleepy oh right sleepy stuff cold paranoid dry slow miss my exit 20 times it's the weed it's the weed it's the weed blame it on the weed blame everything on the weed I mean we all need advice I definitely want all the young pill poppers to get off the pills you gonna be a young old nigga real soon you gonna need a walker a pamper shit on yourself hand gonna be shaking the line that shit your dick ain't gonna work they don't drink water that's why they drug at it all right anything else we need to say before we get the fuck out of here shit tell them some shit one time I feel like I've been half ever like hey you guys are on purkeys I advise you to guys step it up get the 20s they're much better 20s better than 30s I don't know but Brent Ernie and Tony they're out back we got to get those guys back to the house cuz they're ready to smoke some dope but I don't know what they're getting ready to do but we got to get them back out there in the roadway so they can do their shit but hell we're at the 85th South Show chilling with Mimi got Carlos here hell I don't know they might ride back home with one of these guys I don't know drop some dope in their car and get them all caught up maybe sit baby hey man these motherfuckers have this has been another episode of the 85th South Show see you motherfuckers next time bye bye honey bye oh my god we do for you you stupid support blackmail text they all blackmail shop at like one quarter weekend versus blackmail text play me some music on the way out we do yeah I like that promote your motherfucking corner store if your will I'm in your will because you said you get that trust with me go man with something you did my man voodoo chips over here you know keep I get dead with city trap and voodoo chip try voodoo chips voodoo chips looking around eating those voodoo chips and what's the score now we're to never get to what time my phone we have me my phone right there she tell my ship leader always my my baby