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honestly we don't know what the point is like we don't know if a retcon stuff we don't know if it what happens is all the people who they save in the boat from from afterlife get killed it seems so i don't understand why killed kidnapped cloned there's clones that come back there's characters that died that come back but then they're real but then they're not real and then alice is real is she real i don't know is this film real well that's the thing right we're kind of wondering like how many clones are there is there clones of clones is like earth a clone and who is the clone who's real anymore is alice real or was she a clone the movie implies it but they don't even say anything it actually really fucking hurts your brain when you actually try to go through the thoughts of this film and literally nothing happens like for some reason wesker who was trying to kill she he tried to eat alice in the last movie which probably help yeah he's always on he's asking for her help now which is what how many fucking days was that what two or something adam this feels like it took place like the day of yeah like the next day or some i don't know this movie is just so badly constructed that not in terms of writing or sorry not in terms of store of uh film wise it's actually technically sound again it's passable story there's nothing there are fun scenes i think there's cg is better this time oh cg's definitely is better i think there's only like 30 pages of script though i couldn't imagine there's not enough dialogue characters had two lines or even one line or no lines no someone yeah no there was nothing to happen they shoehorned in berry burton leon as kennedy ate a wong uh claire again which was leon's not american anymore he sounds like he's he's a he's a discount jayme lannister who's a russian actor who clearly he's he's accent breaks through the entire movie yeah aida i think uh i feel like in the previous film they were doing a lot of references to resident evil five in this one there was a lot of resident evil four references aida looked like aida from the game and she was actually not that bad of a character just kind of flat oh yeah and then they brought back people from the previous films michel and riga's uh was a laser man who died laser man and then uh oh carlos carlos yeah hey babe so yeah for some reason they brought these people back because i swear i think well they're clones well i think anerson was like hey you remember when our movies were good let's try that again yeah so i think that he was literally pulling at straws with this that he had nothing left and there go why we're now onto the final chapter with the next film but this one it's it's watchable it's it's not as i was confused um yeah it's really i was as confused watching this than i was you watching terminator genesis thing is you really can watch this movie and not really actually pay attention to anything you can kind of like it's it's background noise and it's passable is that that's not boring like the last one no the last one was boring this one stuff is happening stuff that doesn't matter but the action is happening also it does have it doesn't have a scene as funny as as uh wesker's fight with cliff chris and claire it does have berry Burton's death which we actually recorded our reaction for that don't do it baby no i have this it's really powerful especially against living things they're all gone oh no oh what she doesn't even know who she is or does she know he knows no she's part of the strike oh yeah there's a story don't worry you gotta look deep enough as far as i know this girl looks good oh this is ripping off fucking exception music oh man the gun's off the gun's up in the air he's dead oh he's dead what could he do no i know he's been shot like seven times the gun's still falling oh how high does it go rip the stitch oh that was probably the highlight of the film and if you pay attention there's a scene where the soviet russian gunslinging zombies one of them has a chainsaw and he comes in with the biggest smirk what zombie smirks when petrim and i went and saw this film in theaters we were trolling it the whole time and the thing was it was so bad no one told us not to stop yeah we were laugh we weren't really like pointing out we were like whispering to each other but we were laughing like someone would die but it wouldn't be a funny death but we would laugh and no one would tell us to shut up because then they would start laughing once these other characters started to get hurt when the black guy gets punched in the chest and his heart when he like dies we were started laughing we were the only two people in the theater and then the same thing happens to mila jonovich uh she gets punched by evil michelle ronriguez and then everyone in the theater started laughing because they understood this was stupid this was the movie to laugh at so it's honestly it's one of it just showed how much of down the shitter this movie was going and really the part that would have been interesting is the last fucking five minutes and when they've arrived in freaking president wesker president wesker and he's like sitting in the chair like this hello cla pay attention you watch this film watch any scene with this actor shan robert doing wesker he always has the i'm gonna i'm gonna do some deadlifts yo bro let's do some lifts honestly i feel like i should have brought more weights given how ridiculous these films have been going they're setting up the best start to the next film wesker's the president they're united states they're at the white house they gotta defend it they're gonna ruin it they're gonna ruin it this month come the end of january apparently it's already out in japan yeah it's early release so well maybe we'll maybe we'll maybe we'll be able to find a version so i want to watch it they just don't see what the audience i want to laugh at the movie i want people to tell me to shut up because of how funny it is it's gonna be great we'll see well in the end what overall what would you say this movie how did it how did you feel it's better than afterlife but it's like we said and i think what did we say that an afterlife is that paul west hannerson prequel his own movies in the sense of how what george lucas did to his own movies like hey you know what george lucas did with his prequels everything that went wrong with those let's do that for our movies it's better than afterlife it's less green screen real less green there's a lot cg but it's just there's some more balance to it and there's some entertain like entertaining gunfights like they're like they're shooting at russian zombies yep they didn't really touch on that at all but that would have been an interesting aspect it's random and it wasn't even in the games they just did you know something yeah that was actually totally out of the blue yeah it's completely blank noise but at least it's entertaining blank noise it's not like afterlife which was just a boring train wreck this is a train wreck that you don't even have to watch you can kind of hear it and listen and sort of absently see it but you'll still enjoy it it's not good but it's it's worth if you're a fan of resident evil it's worth checking out the references and oh yeah there's a lot of references really badly put in references but it's just kind of like hey check that out oh hey look we put this in but it's not the worst it's not the worst but it's definitely watchable watchable watchable watchable asterix in the end i'm going to give resident evil retribution a two out of seven that's fair i agree we get that so but technically that means that in the last final chapters the oscar godsend that we all hope it is the resident evil extinction is the best one in his opinion in my opinion what is your opinion i don't know yet it might just be the final chapter god if it is i am going to be amazed nigg anyway guys i really hope you enjoyed these reviews we actually had a really good time doing this it's take it's definitely been an interesting sort with the first two taking their time and then this one with conditions happened happened we got these done real quick and then like we said we uh we said that in the last review we may review the animated ones just for shits and giggles yeah but i'm actually happy that i finally finished a series reviews that i said i would i tried to do this with fast and furious the x-men movies both of them i kind of fell short so i'm really happy we actually were able to do that with this one and it's been really fun rewatching these movies even though i've been fucking bleeding from my stitches i think for like the last three hours especially considering we thought the older ones were going to be better than we thought they were going to be and they were just as bad yeah that's probably one of the oddest contrasts is that the old ones have not aged well except for maybe extinction yeah and then the new ones the new ones of the new ones are just terrible like this in terms of the amount of slow motion that he uses the amount of obvious 3d that he uses the amount of less of that in this one the amount of the the sorry not the amount of the lack of actual narrative yeah in the last two movies is absolutely astounding and the fact that we have ian glenn coming back in the new one even though he got fucking chopped to do into a million pieces i don't know if he's a clone or no there's so many goddamn clones in this movie you would think that this is a stack of clones well here's you know here's the thing if t if the umbrella company had mastered cloning don't you think that would have been way more profitable than making a biohazardous virus maybe ask paul w s anderson really think about that you have cloning you have illegal marketing for organs you have trades you have slavery that's not fun though that's not that's not you have free soldiers well they clearly have unlimited really have free soldiers they are going in and they're able to talk oh hey you know these clones we just like push them out when we want to do our test and errors because we can just like shit that out our ass you know because what the fuck that just broke this whole movie for me just the idea of thinking that they have this cloning service that just is so easy to produce and yet they would rather go after biohazardous weapons you have fucking clones you can start doing human protesting without any issue you could sell this to both bad people and good people create an army to fight the zombies but they're not i don't know they could have created all these clones and they could have just made them deadpan and they wouldn't be infected by the zombies so then they could have destroyed the teeth are holy fuck this is killing me right now the moment you add logic into this it it's no longer resonant holy fuck i can't fucking believe that oh my god holy shit gg anyway guys thank you for watching our reviews and what you said final chapter is coming soon and we're probably gonna get a fucking aneurysm from that anyway guys see you later