 this is the test bus that's a nice we still got a few more seats in the test bus come on let's go get in the test bus guys the high test bus that's right we're going downtown oh my god okay they can get the rest those guys the cool people here this is your bus driver speaking uh chaos so say high test producer uh we'll be heading down to uh the courthouse momentarily where we will be discussing who the best service on the planet okay okay if you will see a moron you see the moron he's on a that's um here coming up on our next left is going to be the block i'm low was so say you want me to drive not let him drive that is a very bad okay tier is a red car park that people drive through in high speed chases because they are morons and on our right is a car park that people drive through at high speed chases because they are morons and to our right is a gap that people jump through at high speed chases because they are morons that's right sorry guys that's the test excuse me i'm local that's hot i'm gay as well perfect thanks for the free ride it is wow wow so many wheelchairs all right finally all go and fuck yourselves make sure you clean up the trash before you get out okay thanks guys hold on a second jenny are you sure you're supposed to be here looks like you should be uh harassing children for lucky charms shut up regular okay bro oh my god oh that's so unnecessary very quickly can everybody hear us yeah me and jenny have a lot in common we both have a drinking problem yelling hey i got an idea how about you stand up if you are struck by a car by car a corn wood oh that's right you fucking can't oh yeah no is this a corn wood uh victim support group in the front yeah that's what all the criminals in this damn city are gonna look like that when i'm through with them yeah what's up oh god hey who are you who are you i actually live in blaine county i'm like all these other assholes the mayor is representing the people so oh it's letting he's a god damn beacon it's letting wow he's a beacon it's letting all right welcome everybody i'll be trooper angers you're a host i'm with the san andrea state police this is my uh partner kale soze that looks like the bum over here uh he forgot to put his uniform on today it's my high test and he has a small wiener uh this is our uh top assistant here of the month uh miss nancy she'll be asking some questions and of course you guys know the the lovely and wonderful mayor over here behind me we do have some uh candidates that are running for the sheriff's position uh we're gonna give them the opportunity to introduce themselves and uh say what their favorite color is and why they want to be the sheriff so we'll stop uh we have a transfer over from a different county uh mr cletus cornwood howdy y'all uh this is cletus cornwood sheriff for 20 years over on rust island and uh since i've been in the city the last two damn months it's been the worst two damn months of my life criminals running all over the place they're hell hell this city needs a strong leader okay they're sitting in a strong leader in the damn police department okay somebody's gonna stop and get these damn criminals under wraps leader as strong as your belt yeah that's right the strongest hey you know what else not only is it a strong in my belt not only is it a strong in my belt one like we're just gonna miss it because we're always an hour it's as strong as my damn vest too which already looks pretty damn good on me with the damn sheriff on it don't it yeah that's what i thought yeah that's right i think the best already all right sheriff for rust island for uh 20 years how did that turn out we have mr randy wrangler hello folks i'm randy wrangler uh most of you here probably know me uh if you've been convicted of a felony odds are you probably don't like me vote for me randy wrangler uh richard dark he can barely form a sentence up here without being embarrassed a triple he had his chance come on let's move on right rust island failure failure uh jenny hall listen to this everyone jenny hall in the past 30 days this is true has gotten four arrests four arrests in the past 30 days from jenny hall doing her job and uh pred hell yeah either pred is not a team player he only cares about himself you know why i already know what nancy's gonna ask me she's gonna ask me hey uh how are you gonna be on the graveyard shift when there's only one janitor on duty you know how i know that they talked about it on radio too pred and i were supposed to be teammates we were going to help each other in this debate and when i asked him hey would you and nancy talk about he didn't say anything you know why he's a traitor but traitor and i did it and he didn't know that until now he didn't know that until now and i'm exposing him i'm gonna do this one why it went because i didn't tell you one fucking question that was relevant towards being sheriff you want to do this motherfucker blood there will be blood i'll be your ass in front of all these fucking people for the people thank you thank you mr wrangler all right we have miss jenny hall hello everyone the difference between minor wranglers arrests is that might actually stick yeah it's easy to stick when you go to court once a year i'm looking to work with the community and build relations between the officers and with everyone else including doj average civilians and businesses cleverly meet you all awesome awesome and we have not last but not least kyle elizabeth pred andrew probably did stick hey how's everybody doing today shut the fuck up i'm talking shut your fucking mouth i got that guy's got a fucking warrant put him in jail all right now listen i too am for the community but i am way more for the community than jenny hall because i beat these streets daily i beat these streets so hard that i'm chafing all right i want you to know that i'm out there in the streets you know who the fuck i am you've talked to me you've encountered me all right you understand that i'm not afraid that i don't back the fuck down like these cowards standing behind me oh none of them have what it takes they're all fucking talk and no show i will fight any battle head on whether that's the pd internally or crime on these fucking streets i'm the sheriff that you want even if you don't fucking know it miss shelly go ahead you want to roll up yeah i'd like to roll up um do you advocate the running over of innocent civilians um because that's uh you know something that has happened trying to shoot people but i saw her work in a burger shot oh my god oh my god oh my god she's a fraud guys fraud fraud scammer we're getting scum eyes anybody else have a question i still want to answer that question i listen i live by i live by a few different laws a few different sayings okay and one of them is a better better 1000 innocent men die than one guilty man roam free can i get any way nobody heard that how you value another officer's uh performance and uh how you would go about actually justifying and giving them a chance to move up and based on that performance well uh i think this is something then remember everybody just take take a moment think about a time right think about a time in your life you've been on a team you've been you've been working a job whatever it is right and you do a pretty damn good job you work your ass off okay and there's somebody ahead of you and they they know they're okay well that ain't no good but i'll go ahead and answer it to everybody else anyway so you've been you've been there and you're doing a damn good job now this point comes from the leadership the person ahead of you if they know you've been doing a damn good job it's important that you give them opportunities to to showcase their talents to everybody else now opportunities for improvement because too many damn times where there's people who they they work hard but they get stuck there because whoever's in front of them they want to keep them under them you know what i'm saying sometimes some people are a little bit self-conscious people live it self-conscious and they say hey i don't i don't want i don't want this young buck taking my job now here's where i come in one ain't nobody gonna take my damn job best damn sheriff this first off rust island never had second off i'll be the best damn sheriff this town's ever had a b you got to drop them in the grease okay you got to give them a little bit of adversity okay and if they can go overcome that adversity they can they can wipe that grease off their ass and they ain't got no damn burns then hey you might you might be cooking peanut oil you know what i'm saying peanut oil and going take your chicken and go ahead and rub that in that peanut oil and yeah with one of some french fries on green beans huh what the hell are we talking about you're talking about food you're talking about food now corn wood what was the question right chicken sounds good get this motherfucker a sandwich please corn wood can you go ahead and repeat the question one thing that you would change bring back or just get rid of the number one thing that i would change bring back or get rid of the McRib the McRib has a damn good sandwich let me tell you you know what else is good at chicken filet anyway all right i don't want i don't want to get distracted or nothing uh number one thing that i i'd change bring back get rid of or add to the four hell you know what we need we need damn police tractors that's what we need because you know why people think all tractors is slow tractors is slow it it ain't that way at all man i'm telling you a damn police tractor we get we we kick them out put them in the damn PD nobody's gonna be able to outrun us okay them things go damn near 100 miles an hour can turn on a dime just like that next thing you know somebody tries to run your ass over tries to give give you a shake you just pit their ass hell you don't even to pit no more you just pick their ass up police tractors that's also uh seat belt extensions would be nasa's well anyway that's something that's something else this is gonna be the last question from the star wars gentleman here all right he's all natural dad yeah go ahead sir all right well uh as a gym owner and a personal trainer right uh i know a thing or two about physical health and fitness uh and i you know i'd like to envision officers of the law to be in their peak physical performance but uh i do notice that some of you are uh seemingly uh small and or uh maybe out of shape a bit what's something that you do on a daily basis to make sure that your body as well as your mind are always at peak performance i do sudoku sudoku and i run after perps all day uh i smoke about two packs of cigarettes a day and uh then whenever and i also usually have daily bench trials or court cases that raises my blood pressure to a point where i'm probably burning 500 calories an hour just being in there yeah that's a that's a new one all right you know you say there's people on the force that are out of shape i damn near invented physical fitness i played wide receiver at east texas baptist university okay ran a four 240 would have been in the nfl but i decided to serve my damn country and went to the military i went i served in desert storm i'll station in berlin son you you ever seen a you ever see the corn roll no i don't believe i have let me show you what the damn corn roll is let me tell you who else can do this god everyone get down oh god jesus right hey you just got corn rolled son all right mr corn we go ahead well i think it's pretty apparent that my level of expertise experience truly was on display tonight okay there ain't no damn person in this whole city as much experience as i have being a sheriff you know criminals being able to know how to approach these damn sons of bitches who are coming in and trying to hurt the good people of the city ain't not a single damn person one two two uh uh get the fuck out of here we're having a meeting dumb fuck shut the hell up kyle go ahead if you're gonna let him interfere with our entire thing i'm questioning your leadership we're doing right now you fucking idiot we're doing some get him out of here oh my god go ahead mr cornwood anyway as i was saying okay i think i'm the best damn canada there is okay and and i think there ain't no if hands or butts about it okay you gotta bring the corn you gotta bring the wood you gotta bring the whole damn thing i'm gonna take it 90 yards for a touchdown just like back in 94 against tyler junior college whenever we're playing the pre-season and then i went in i scored the touchdown and afterwards i went home we had post post team dinner and hung out with everybody we had damn turkey that night we had turkey we had it basically with strawberries and apple mash and next go with corn corn we're talking talking about food again all right okay yeah well whatever yeah sandwich over here here you go oh here blatant favoritism has controlled the upper echelon of this police precinct for two fucking long and it's time for new blood to whip people into fucking shape and give them sometimes the answer isn't exactly just so clear in front of your fucking eyes you gotta try something different it's time for new blood and new leadership and it's time for somebody that isn't a fucking pussy shut the fuck up you're my under sheriff it's time for somebody that isn't gonna back down from the opposition and do what they believe is fucking right i'm not a coward like everybody else standing behind me i will fight every day i have no problem taking mr x's phone and sending him to jail i have no problem dealing with any of you dumb fucks you don't intimidate me i intimidate you listen i was gonna say one more thing and all right fine i'll be honest this is this is i'll make you my under this is probably in favor of friend to be honest with you but i think there's a big old misunderstanding because his ass just saved his ass from the 5g so why is this even an issue because if he took his damn cell phone because i got rid of mine because i don't want to deal with them damn 5g waves going in my damn brain ruin it but what the fuck are you the name of soviet's are gonna find find us anyway hard as i try maybe i just came i ain't no up and kind of leaving thing she kissed me one time and she took my heart maybe you can love me you can leave me i'm a don't start yeah i'm a honky tonk star