 When you think of rivalries in Yu-Gi-Oh, maybe you pictured Yu-Gi in Kaiba, but as for me, I pictured Jaden and Aster Phoenix. No, you don't. Too elementary. No, you don't. Okay, but come on. They're kind of iconic, aren't they? And I got you. Yeah, no. They are. Just don't lie to the people, bro. That's not what you think of when you think of rivalries. They both used to wield the elemental heroes until Aster was forced to confront the fact that maybe heroes don't exist in this world. Anyway, we're doing character duels. Jaden versus Aster, and I'm Aster Phoenix and you're Jaden. Not that, Aster. Okay, I don't think it works as well. Oh, okay, Kaia. Damn. I see you. Oh, let's go. I never lose. Nice rank. Okay. Apparently you never win either. All right, but destiny is literally on my side. Hey, we go see. All I remember about Aster Phoenix, wasn't he just like a professional duelist or something? I don't know. I think he was a professional duelist. Well, I'm not saying who I'm playing against in this character duel, but I will say their name rhymes with Schmaden Schmookie. Anyway, terraforming time. Gonna grab a little clock tower prison here. I don't even know what that calls it. I'm personally dueling against Master He-Hicks. Wow, what? Something that rhymes with Master He-Hicks. Bro, shut up. Play a game. Gonna grab my Fusion Gate, reinforcement of the army. Don't mind me. My hand is just literally not mine. Yeah, he just searched down your whole deck. This guy's a professional duelist. Oh, you know what? Schmaden Schmookie, I challenge you to an elemental hero duel. Fusion Gate. Sounds like a good time. I like to make the effect. Get your game on. Nah, but you've been using elemental heroes all wrong because I know right now you probably do like Flame Wingman, some loser shit. What are you bringing out? Phoenix Enforcer. Yeah. Man, this is before Destiny Hero Phoenix Enforcer. Yeah. The card cannot be destroyed by battle. What? How do I kill that? Also, I'm getting rid of Fusion Gate. Hey, bro, what if I wanted to use it? I don't want you to. I'll let my turn. I used every card in my hands, Schmaden. He used like six cards for your deck, too. Not bad ass. No, the deck doesn't work. One standby phase is past, meaning I gain one clock tower prison. What does that do? Well, there are four more clock counters. You can't take any battle damage. And your card can't be destroyed by battle. OK, so I just got to kill this guy. You better kill me fast, or Phoenix Enforcer is going to start enforcing some Phoenix. I just might. I just might. Anyway, I have the answer. First, I'm going to play Polymerization. Damn it. I took away Fusion Gate. So you wouldn't be able to do this. I'm going to throw away my shot. He has the out. My wild heart. I do have the out. And I'm going to bring out Necroid Shaman. Oh, I remember, bro. I can target one monster on the field and destroy it. Damn. Well, this is not good for me. I'm going to play Skyscraper. Oh, this is not good for me. After that, I'm going to go into battle. Damn you, Schmaden. Sorry, Draster. He had the literal out. That was a mistake. I draw. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. This isn't very good. You're going to get demoted to the little leagues after this. That was a list of voice lines. Damn. I shouldn't have used all of my resources. Turn one who would have known this would backfire. Another standby phase means I get another clock hour token. Wait. Do you just take no battle damage like ever? I don't know. I hope so. Oh, damn. Yeah. Hold on. I got an expert. I got an expert. I just I play elemental hero avian. Don't buy expediting with a thousand extra attack. That's going to throw off my timer. No. Clock time. Prison hurry. I just need to draw one monster. Draw the outaster. Heroes don't exist, but maybe destiny. Okay. So it's not looking good for me. Don't play another monster. Coward. I just don't know if I have an out to your to your cards, though. That's the issue. That's what I'm scared of. You don't got no issue. Another standby phase. Not bad ass. I'm going to go ahead and play elemental hero bubble man. Oh, brother. Ouch. Don't worry. I kind of want to savor this. I'm going to hit you one more time. You're going to savor this? I'm curious if I can find the out to your clock tower. You're making a mistake here. You should have won the duel. Oh my God. Hey, bro, as long as you have to look yourself in the mirror and know that I could have, that makes me feel good. Well, I have to end my phase again. So I learned an important lesson here. Schmaden schmookie cheat. All right. Now let's test that theory. So you take no battle damage ever. Period. I hope so. Well, yeah. All right. Now we got my clock tower prison now. Now we got the uphill battle. Don't we? Oh, wow. What does bro mean? Oh, wow. Haven't I taken a beating enough? I just see a pretty cool car. That's all it doesn't mean. It doesn't mean it saves me. Shit. I think I'm just going to play it. I play polymerization. Oh my God. I'm going to get rid of my bubble man, my avian and my spark man. Damn. To call forth elemental hero Tempest. The Tempest combination. And I don't know if I want to do that. All right. So I'm just going to add my turn. All right. It sounds with the change of the turn means I get to draw. Please, please, please. Oh my gosh. This card with four more is destroyed and sent to the graveyard special summon one destiny real dreadmaster from your deck. Oh, I'm going to get punished if I destroy that. What do I? All right. Yeah. Maybe I should have just finished you. I throw. But this is a start. This is a start. This might just be what I need. I play my pot of greed. Do I have anything that can finish you off? Not yet. Oh, in time though. In time, I will. I'll have to end my turn. Okay. Well, I never expected this duel to go on so long. Well, I'll set one. And that's it. That's it for me. Very impressive. I haven't drawn a single monster in eight turns. Life is tough. Gaia. I will simply beat you when I decide to beat you. Oh, yeah. How are you going to beat this? Oh, you just lost your ability to beat me because unfortunately, I just drew graceful charity. Gasp. Yep. Here we go. Now I get to discard one. I'm going to get rid of rare gold armor. I don't need that. You got to discard two actually. Goodbye second clock tower prison. I'm going to summon. Why don't you play a monster, bro? I am going to. Yes. I'm going to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to play avion in attack mode. I've made my decision and I think this is the best bet for me. That's my card. It's an elemental hero matchup. It looks like it's time for me to win. You played a good game. Huh? You ain't winning, bro. You're not winning. I'll tell you that right now. You threw away your chance to win a long time ago. First, I'll play my reinforcement of the army. Yeah. Get whatever card you want, Shmaden. It's not going to bother me. That's what you say now. I'm going to grab the real elemental hero avion. You're just an imposter. And then I'm going to play polymerization. And I'm going to play elemental hero flame wingman. Damn. It's the guy I was trying to get the matchup against. Time to battle. Oh, and don't forget about flame wingman's effect. I didn't. I've been keeping a secret from you, Shmaden. Nice. That's that's mirror force. Yep. I've got one mirror force in my deck. Well played. Well played. Yeah. I got one mirror force in my deck. Elemental hero burstinatrix and end my turn. Okay. That's actually too many attack points for me to clear. Hmm. Well, well, well. Well, well, well. Also, you've taken too long, man. I'm activating the spell card, Burning Land. That got rid of your clock tower. Oh, I know it did. But that's because I'm going with Dreadmaster. Let's go. And also, I can't really activate his effect, but that's fine. What does this have to do? Because I've got a plan for that. I've been up to two destiny hero monsters from your graveyard. I didn't really have any of my graveyard, but I really wanted to summon Dreadmaster. All right. Goodbye, Dreadmaster. Hello, Dasher. Where's Prancer? Speed. All right. I'm not a reindeer, bro. Dasher? Prancer? All right. Look, now I've even the score. I guess I'm going to defense mode by everybody. You played a good duel, Aster. No way you haven't an extra thousand attack points. Oh, wait. Hey. Ow. You know that hits you next turn. Anyway. Oh, shit. You don't have to worry about that. I played Monster Reborn. Oh, brother. And I'll grab my... Get in. Let's be fusion summoners. Quite the tech. Interesting. Okay. Well, that, that, that do slow me down a little bit. Nevertheless, I guess I'll grab my Elemental Hero Sparkman. I'll follow that up by playing my other Elemental Hero, Avi. Okay. But with a destiny hero down, I'll activate Destiny Sentinel. I knew you had that corny shit face down, bro. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Hmm. The question is, what do I want to do? Is there any way I can out my own card? Probably not. Hmm. It doesn't seem that there is. I'll just summon Diamond, dude. Not bad, ass. Watch out. You're on fire. Mercy. Wait. Imagine you top deck like MST. I'm actually not dead yet. Watch this. Dasher. Let's go. Boom. And now I simply dodged the 500. Uh-oh. Whatever. I should have lost that duel at the beginning. Look, I overplayed my hand. I admit that. It's time for round two. Bro, honestly, it just doesn't matter what you do. I know I'm supposed to be Jaden, but, like, Toto, you're dueling me. Okay, but you're dueling me. You know what? Take the card off. I'll go first this time since you went first last time and exhausted your whole hand. I want to see what you can do second. Thank you. Thank you. You know, sometimes I need to put these artificial limiters on myself. Hmm. All right. Please don't let me use my whole hand this time. This is good enough. This is good enough. I'll set a card. I'll end my turn. Oh, this is looking beautiful for me. All right. I'm more of a going second kind of duelist. I draw. Oh, beautiful. Oh my. I have all the pieces now. For starters, let's bring out an old- It'll do a stop- It'll bring out an old friend. Clock Tower Prison. I'll go ahead and set a face down card, and then I'll just summon Destiny Hero Diamond Dude. Let me see what I got on top of my deck. Oh, graceful charity hit. Yeah. Top. Ah, wait. Yeah, it's gone. Um, but I'll be around next phase. Yeah. I was afraid to fight me. I am actually. That's probably Clayman. One Clock Tower counter. I'm going to play Polymerization. Not afraid. And I'm going to call forth Elemental Hero Thunder Giant. Thunder Giant. It was Clayman. I knew it. You were right. You were right. I knew I should have attacked. Time to battle. You made the wrong move, not popping me. Now, go ahead. You can pop me now. I've never heard a de-shield. Quick monster cannot be destroyed by battle. Oh, yeah. Well. All right. Here I go. Here I go. I knew this was going to happen. You're for a good time, not a long time. I am my turn. Thankfully, Diamond Dude already fulfilled his hero needs, and now I'll get to activate Graceful Charity. Wait, what? How does it work? You didn't read the cards, Shmaiden. I did it. I just saw you throw away Graceful Charity. I'm activating Graceful Charity for my graveyard. Oh, that's pretty cool. And I'll discard. Oh, man. I don't know what to discard. I'll discard Fusion Gate. So many cards in your hand. I've got to discard a lot of cards here. Okay. So I'm struggling. I think I'm going to get rid of... No, no. I can't do that. I can't do that. I'm going to get rid of Sparkman. That's so I can activate Terraforming. Elemental heroes don't respect you the way they respect me. First of all, my elemental heroes respect me. Just fine. Second of all, there are no heroes. My father was murdered. They failed you. Anyway, meet Dread Servant. He's going to add another counter to my clock tower. Oh, brother. This guy's trying to hide behind a clock tower. Damn. I'm not the beach of ass. You can try. Another counter. I'll have to maximize my abilities. Don't I? I guess I'll play my elemental hero avian. Interesting. But am I afraid? No. Time to battle. Mink. Wow. You want to destroy your own clock tower? It sounds like a foolish move. I will be destroying my own clock tower. A fool. Goodbye clock tower prison. Oh, wait. I forgot it was four specifically. Damn. Four specifically. I thought I was going to get out ahead of the competition. Bro, don't even read his own color. I should have read. I should have read, but I should have read. But I did have another one. That's why I felt confident doing it. Damn. Well, now you're not going to survive long enough to get to four. I'll be just fine. I've got Sparkman here to defend the- Bro, get your filthy mitts off of my Sparkman. Bro, I am not afraid of you. Bro, you thought that was a misplay, but that was actually just a strategic long play. Damn. That was a misplay. I didn't read my card. Let me show you a combo, ass. This is actually because there's no heroes in the world, by the way. My father was murdered. I'm going to play Foolish Burial, and I'm going to send away my elemental hero. The misplay. Necroshade. Then I'm going to play the Warrior Returning Alive. Wait, what? And I'm going to grab my Blade Edge. Oh, that's not good. And then I'm going to summon, by using Necroshade, Blade Edge to the field without tributing. That's unfortunate. And now I'm going to beat your ass. That is unfortunate that you did that to me. I'm going to go ahead and activate Destiny Signal. Oh, brother. I need something here. I mean, God. Um, let's see. Is there any way out of that? Not bad, ass. I may just be a Slyther Slacker, but you're a bitch. Damn. I couldn't think of anything. At least I'll be able to not take any more attack damage. This is bad, though. This is quite genuinely awful. Turn change. I don't know if there's even any card in my deck that can out this. You outed yourself, bro. You got rid of your clock. You outed yourself, Shmaiden. As a fraud, there are no heroes. Now, see, I learned my lesson. I learned my lesson. I'm going to play a little bit of a patient game here, because judging by the clock, I should have enough to be able to do this. In case that's a mirror force. Was it? I don't know. I'm going to be attacking with one for the rest of the duel, bro. I didn't really know you had mirror force. I got one in my entire deck. Blade Edge. Slice and dice. It was a mirror force. I fucking knew it. It bought me just enough time to counter my own misplay from six turns ago. All right, I'm going to move this back to attack, and I'm going to end my... That's fair. That's fair. You can definitely do that. But it's my draw phase. I draw. Ooh, interesting. How's about this? I'm going to play one monster... Wait, I'm going to play one monster in defense position. I had to do a little bit of reading. I haven't been reading all duel. I'm rusty. And also, with your standby phase, I've achieved four clock tower prison token. That you have. That you have. I'm going to play reinforcement of the army. Oh, no. I suppose I'm going to have to... What do you got for me here? Search out my elemental hero, Avion. Oh, my God. Avion again. And, uh... Oh, I see. Regretfully, that is about all I can do. No point in really destroying your monster right now. I'm going to end my turn. Really? You didn't feel like destroying a whole spark man, huh? Is that spark man? Oh, right. I forgot he was face down. Might as well make his tramp and deter. And then I'll go ahead and play Doiman, dude. And I'm going to activate his effect, too. Hopefully I hit a spell. Fusion Sage. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. I'll definitely be taking a look at that. With that said, I guess that's it for me. Yeah, no, I really don't have anything else. I was trying to decide... Are you battling, brother? I was trying to decide whether or not I should throw spark man to the wolves, but... I need to be able to pop my own clock tower prison. Even though it's protecting me and the one thing saving me from the along. Uh... I'll activate Dishi. I don't want to lose him yet. Oh, brother. We have to go over this again. Of course, you can discard. You can discard a card if you'd like. Yeah, sure. I'm... Coward! I'm a dude! No! It's fine. I'll still get to activate his ability. You know I can't target face down cards, so maybe you should have left it face down. Then you wouldn't have got its sweet effect. It's time to activate Fusion Sage and add a Polymerization from my deck to my hand. Man, this is... You have nothing to beat over this. This is whack right now. Bro, into defense mode like he takes battle damage. I know, but what if you popped it, bro? I draw. I guess it doesn't really matter because then I would summon Dreadmaster, but I think it's better safe than sorry. Why does he run this card? Bro, I got a card in here. I don't even know why it's in here. But I'll set it and I'm going to end my turn. I am down horrible right now. What do you have set? That's probably nothing. Aha! Your time is up, Shmaiden. I'm forcing this battle to move with Destiny Hero Dread Servant. Well, I do. You're going down. That's what it does. But do I want to move that quick? Ah, fuck. I ain't no bitch, Shmaiden. Let that be known. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch, Shmaiden. You're going to destroy it. I'm destroying Clock Tower Prison. Mistake. Not a mistake because I'm bringing out Dreadmaster. What does Dreadmaster even do? First, I clear my field. And then he brings out other Destiny losers. First of all, they're not losers. They're Diamond Dude. They're Diamond Dude. And it's going to boost me to 2,800. Oh, wow. Okay. Now I'm taking you on. At all. Let's go. Dreadmaster and both my Diamond Dudes. Not bad, ass. Shit. And then I'll use Diamond Dudes effect to see if I can hit a normal Spadeon. Also, in case you... Oh, actually, I have two Diamond Dudes, by the way. What's my next card? It's first in a... Damn. So, before you think about attacking Diamond Dude, think again. Dreadmaster's wearing some rare gold armor. Call me Minecraft. I only can not attack other monsters. Oh, that's actually... My Dreadmaster is a man in shiny gold armor. I draw. You took too long to beat me, Shmaiden. I'll set a card. And I'll end my turn. This duel's coming to an end. I draw. Yeah, bro. Just don't make the mistake of giving me a homie-drug. Don't do that. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. I'm excavating my top card. Get out of there. I'm excavating my top card again, Diamond Dude style. Damn. I'm going through my deck right now. Anywho, it's time to just get back to beating you up. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll give you a homie-dropper, too. I've been spared once or twice. Bro, you couldn't... Bro, this isn't a homie-dropper. Huh? You didn't have enough damage to beat me just now. Well, no. I'm not saying that counted as a homie-drop. I'm saying you've got one in store. Whether or not you'll be able to clear the 20th one. I might not need one. I set a card. I end my turn. We'll see about that. I draw again. Let's go through Destiny Hero Diamond Dude's effect again. Oh, my third Diamond Dude. All right. I'm summoning... I'm summoning something. I'm getting rid of one Diamond... Oh! Boom! Just kidding! Ha-ha! You thought I was going to be sad, didn't you? I've only grown more powerful. You should know better than to count me out. Damn, I actually heard him go... Damn, I am at 35 honey right now. Damn! Dreadmaster! Bro is ripped, too. I broke out of my shackles. I am just... I ripped out of these shackles. Look at Dreadmaster. I know your dove, I think, got Mirror Force. I don't. I don't. If you want to treat me to Omidrop, you know, even the score, you could. Sure. I suppose I could get you an Omidrop. But you could. But first, I'll use Reinforcement of the Army. And I suppose I'm going to add my last Diamond Dude from my deck to my hand. And then I'll scout out any spell cards. It seems I might be out of spell cards in my deck. Meet Diamond Dude. Good Lord! Lord! Who would almost push me up to 5,000 attack points. Anyway, I'm just going to change myself to attack position and then my turn. Congrats on the Homidrop. Dreadmaster just wants to get in there. There are no heroes and he wants to prove it. Even with my ability to not read my own card. You made a mistake giving me a Homidrop, but it was a fun duel. First, I'm going to play Polymerization. Oh. And then I'm going to get rid of my Bubble Man, Avian, and Spark Man to bring out Elemental Hero Tempest. Oh, Tempest. And then I'm going to move to battle. What are you doing? First, I'll activate Mystical Space Typhoon and get rid of Rare Gold Armor. My Rare Gold Armor! And then I'm going to win this duel. Damn! My armor! Why do you run one MST? Shouldn't have given me a Homidrop, brother. Okay, well, we're going into the third match and there will be no Homidrops this time. This one, no holds barred. No Homidrops. This one, whatever happens, happens. I'm truly, I'm truly going to rail you this time. And you, Shmaden! You tricked me! I didn't trick you. You returned the favor and regretted it. My Dreadmaster damn near had 5,000 attack points. I wasn't aiming for the Dreadmaster! This is one of the worst hands I've gotten all day. I'll have to play this duel slot. Cool. Bro, don't, don't catch me. First, I'll play Reinforcement of the Army. His hand is already a lot better than mine. And I'm going to grab my Elemental Hero Wildheart. Oh, brother, he thinks he's playing around Mirror Force. That's the idea. And then I'm going to beat your ass. Bro is simply unaffected by trap cards. That is the most ability I've ever seen. Bro has one line of text. That's a magic card. It's funny because if you click his card, look at his art. He's definitely like a K-man. Like, hmm, me not fuel trap. Hopefully I can survive four turns. Here we go with this shit again. You're damn right. Here we go again. And I'm just going to keep taking... I'm going to bank on the fact that you don't have Mirror Force. I'm going to keep taking my fucking ass beating now. That's one clock tower prison counter, by the way. I'm going to blitz you this game. I play Polymerization. Damn! Damn! Asturbine not going to chance! I'm going to throw away my Blade Edge and my Wild Art. For Wild Edge. What the? Then I'm going to play my Elemental Hero Aviant. Bro, Bro got the... And then I'm going to play Miracle Fusion. Damn! To bring out another Elemental Hero Wild Edge. What? I told you, I'm going to blitz you this time, bro. No shot? Do I lose? Thank God! Damn! Let me draw something. What the fuck was that? Bro, help me! Oh! Oh! Sorry, but it looks like your Elemental Heroes are going to be your undoing. I play the Spellcard Polymerization. What? And by sacking Burstinitrix and Avion, I can bring out Phoenix Enforcer. Who's actually not too good, but can't be destroyed by... I forgot to put him in defense mode! And there's no way! God damn it! There's no way! I just saw Avion. I thought I wanted to beat his ass. Bro! You Slyper Slacker. Bro, you ain't even a Slyper Slacker. They demoted you. I don't. I'll do it. I should have put him in defense mode. I've always said no homie drops, but I kind of want to see how this would have played out if you did play it correctly. Admittedly I made two mistakes here. I'm going to set a card, and I'm just to see how it would have played out. Bro, I was in defense mode. Go to defense mode, bro. Oh, shit, I got excited, man. I got excited. Also, I thought I was a Destiny hero. Yeah, too excited. I'm an elemental hero, but... Now I just believe that I will draw the out. Alright, that's not the out. Damn, that was embarrassing. Yeah, that was embarrassing. I'm going to play dumb and attack anyone. I got excited. I thought I was a Destiny hero. I thought I was so many things. Bro, I thought I didn't take damage. You thought you were everything. You thought you had three damage. I thought I was immune to battle damage. You're about to be. You could move it back to attack mode this turn, actually, because you'll have four counters. First, I'm going to do a little bit of terraforming at a little fusion gate, just because I can. Also, you are right. I guess I could move back to attack position. Do I want to? No. Bro, I'm scared. I'm going to draw the out. I'm one card away. I'm always one card away. I'm so lame, dude. I'm always one card away. Damn, I should have been in defense position. Now, this is what I was supposed to triumphantly return to attack position. I'll flip over my elemental hero, Clayman, and end my turn. I'll beat your ass, Clayman. I made a big mistake playing Clayman. Hey, I doubt it. You know what? I will beat your ass now. I've changed. Do you really think I played this for no reason? I play soccerettes who are- No shot. Why do you think I put Clayman up, bro? Damn, bro, you baited me, bro. Remember the easiest bait in the book. Well, I don't regret any of my actions. I draw. Hey, you should. You should. Mine clock tower of prison will keep me safe from any treachery. That is true for now. I'll put Clayman back to defense mode, and I'll end my turn. Do what you can, Clayman. Bro, he doesn't have to hide from anything. This guy has 2,000 defense. He looks like that guy from Teen Titans, Cinderblot guy. I actually remember who you're talking about, but I don't remember his name. Obvious Mirror Force? I draw. I'll indulge. I'll attack anyway. I'll bite. As long as we get rid of Mirror Force, then I can finish you off correctly. You think you did something strategic there. I know I did something strategic there. Damn. I should have played my card in defense mode. Embarrassing. Bro, still thinking about that. I am, bro. I'll end my turn. I draw. Huh. I need my one MST in my deck. You don't know I had this card. Play Burning Land again, pussy. I'm not going to do that. That was a move. That's a move for if I can get a 5K Dreadnought. You played a good game, but the hero always wins in the end. What do you think you're doing here? I play Polymerization. Okay, but what's that supposed to do? Do you think that pathetic card scares me? There are no heroes. I call forth Elemental Hero Flame Wingman. Oh, brother. This is not good. I guess for you, this is the villain. Watch this. Oh, brother. I'll destroy you and send you to the graveyard. I may not do battle damage, but I will do effect damage. Damn. What have we learned? There are no heroes and homey drops are a scam. This is when Aster really develops that he doesn't like the Elemental Heroes, but next time I'm not going to have none of them in my deck. Oh, Beecho has them too, bro. Oh, I'll beat this shit out of you, but hopefully you enjoyed this video. Leave a like, subscribe, and I'll read next time. Hey, I love it.