 This big gold beaut is still in the store for another week Maybe time is not real and there's all of these other ones that are coming around my face Wow, doesn't that sound crazy? It's at crank a place calm you can get them now But today we're doing something a Little nostalgic when I was a child. I was sitting there on a couch And I would say George Lopez when you go to a commercial and George Lopez would a blotch And then I would see these ads for these wonderful toys. So today I have some of those Wonderful things and I'm very excited. Oh Yeah, blow pet. I forgot about this. I forgot all about it. I don't I didn't remember this until right now Wait, don't you floam play foam? That's a good sound play foam the everlasting squish Look at how happy these kids on the back I actually don't like it the sound is kind of nice But I thought it would be more satisfying to touch and it just kind of feels gross Oh, let's do this because this one's simple. This is Rainbow scratch paper. Do children still play with anything other than other than a goddamn iPad? Do you even know anyone born past 9 11? Do you even know what it was like back in the day knowing that? Magic was real because you have this these papers, right? And they're just they look so normal, but then You draw on it and you make art such as this look at the colors Look at this This is incredible kids these days don't know what it was like to be bored and have nothing else to do other than Again rainbow shit all the stencil Clouds the planes we have little bird a person. Okay, let's let's I Was thinking about doing Good good, maybe it's oh, he's got a little chick Little chickety out in the pasture out here. It's his house. They worked real hard for it years and years of the factory It's still the past It comes down. Oh, yeah, the sun is shiny I didn't have these stencils when I was a kid. I had to make everything up with my big old brain I wasn't very good at making things up. I still can't read. It was not A normal day. No, it was a day of tragedy flying At breakneck speeds towards his house was an aeroplane. It had an engine failure problem 16 swans Cottonians what happens what they don't tell you in flight school and what you have to learn with experience much like I did So when you're going at these speeds and you hit a swan or doves or the propellers in there they They grind up the bird and they use it sort of as fuel. It's like adding coal to a fire So this plane is going way faster than it's ever gone got these raindrops Falling down acid rain. This is judgment day. God sent these birds up to 35,000 feet Take down this plane. There was a spirit airlines There was nothing that could have been done. There was nothing as soon as that plane took off One of the only birds that got away the rest of his friends six other birds got Swallowed up by that engine. Oh gasp. He's seeing it's gonna destroy everything Nothing is safe. It's a little chimney. It's got a fire burning inside and that fire is about to be And really he's gonna lose everything Pain vortex the only thing the but it says oh, I know what this is So here's the name of the game folks. We turn this on and it spins Why did I do that? Let's take red. Hmm cadmium red or whatever. Oh This is so fucking cool Ah Why are you laughing? Justin's laughing behind the camera Justin's laughing behind the camera because of the creation that I tried to create. Why are you laughing about this? That's okay. It's kind of it's kind of artsy. It's very Banksy, you know Just like Banksy, I'd say we have another one. This one's a flowery one Or am I supposed to do it like that? Oh, I want to come in with red the blood of my enemies Are you joshing me right now? Jackson Pollock could never made something Imagine if Leonardo da Vinci had the vortex. What is this called the paint vortex? How different with the man with the dick out look how different pretty cool I think what would you pay for this Jocelyn in the museum? What do you think this could go for? I think this is kind of cool. It could be better. How could it be better outline of the flower like out here? You know not everyone can be an artist it looks like Nickelodeon threw up on the thing rainbow art Was okay vortex art was a little bit of a letdown was it because of the toy or was it because of the artist? I think that it couldn't really be the latter, you know Because I think I can make beauty out of much of anything so I think it I think it mostly was the toy It's just not working properly. Let's do sand art whoever's editing. We'll do the sand art In the members only video if you want to watch me make it this become a member if you want because we're gonna Start posting the extended edition of videos, which is kind of fun You know kind of cool kind of snazzy kind of lit kind of dab hype or whatever, okay? Blow pens these are all unicorns like literally every single one of the set every stencil is a unicorn is a unicorn This is a unicorn This one is a unicorn. What's your favorite animal growing up? What was your favorite mythical creature? Neopets are mythical creatures For the record if I can make a statement about the unicorn I think unicorns minus their magical powers probably exist as far as a creature goes Not a very far-fetched creature. It's a horse with a horn. That's it We have such crazier animals on the planet than a horse with a horn I think that unicorns existed but we thought that their horns had some magical capabilities And so what do we do as humans when we want something and think it's valuable we kill it We destroy it. And so I think that's what we did. I think that back In the time of whenever it was when whatever the unicorns are really Really going at it back in the day. I think unicorns absolutely exist. It's a horse with a horn It's a horse with a horn. Have you ever seen a jellyfish? Can you explain to me how a jellyfish works? How is the jellyfish alive? It doesn't even have a brain, but we get all caught up with all with a horse with a horn It's not that far-fetched, is it Jocelyn? Don't walk away It's working It's like blood We could go with a nice purple Say this piece is symbolic Okay, the blood is the blood of the unicorn that we murdered. We Killed all of them for their horns What can even use the horn for? We killed all of the unicorns. Okay, they lived I'm sure of it It's a horse with a horn guys. It's all it is. It's a horse with a horn. Okay. I've seen crazier things I've seen stranger things formerly real before we killed all of them Unicorn you can give the unicorn a sickle Come in it's about that. Maybe that's why they killed all the unicorns now this I saw all the time on the television I was Amped about this and I never got to experience it these guys These guys whoever's editing roll a clip introducing the brand-new deluxe kit easily make awesome rainbow effects in one simple stroke And with the new rainbow art set every drawing is incredible Just switch the colors and let your imagination run wild Simply add water to the sponges dip the brush run the brush over the paint colors Dip the brush in what this sucks cut to a clip from the commercial See how fucking vibrant and amazing it looks this is false advertising and draw This sucks This sucks, I'm so upset. I was so excited for this It was so vibrant in the commercial well friends This was the art. It's just not That cool. It was so vibrant and so magical like the unicorn But look how they massacred my boy This is not okay. Thank you for watching. I Hope you enjoyed me making art And making mucus inside of my body go subscribe now to my patreon or I'll be selling my mucus live to you and live auction Starting at five thousand dollars. Hey, it's not for charity. It's for my bank account so All this mucus Could be yours gamer mucus get it while it's hot and it is warm