 that's ridiculous sorry about that yeah sorry the game had to update and when I updated the game it deleted the broadcast so that's my back oh hey time how you doing bike yeah welcome back Brian relics can replace your dragon heart offering unique and specialized benefit I'm doing fantastic Viking equip them and your relics slot in your inventory I already done did that slotting fragments in the relics enhances their statistics these fragments can be discovered throughout different realms or purchased from dwell in Ward 13 sweet chest meat alright we're waiting on Derek hopefully they got the new link there goes lazy just waiting on Derek folks yo there goes Derek that's my boy hi D Jones in the house okay we are gonna go back to Ward 13 I guess because we have to find somewhere else to go I didn't think I had anywhere else to go but we don't we don't go anyway what's up gamers smash that like button huh night right bike I'm going to your mama's house who hollering at me let's hear I know it's nothing over oh wait we got maters yo we got married we got we got married yeah who's whispering in my ear about seed Stephen King is that you literally enriching the future it should I there's a little circle here like I can do something I'd help you what the wait a second oh I can plant seeds in this piece hi hi cool cool all right let's get a move on we got shizzled a diesel hey what's up playboy hey is that Jason Momoa what a man I loved you and Aquaman ain't seen part two though because that amber herd chicks in it ain't gonna give her no money you take care Jay you take care who's in here that's just an empty bed I'm in somebody house my bad I stopped getting stuck on the wall stop getting stuck on the wall I know it's not gonna be in here it's gotta be somewhere over this way can I yeah that's what I'm talking about roll out keep rolling rolling rolling who keeps hollering hey over here is it you cast good it is me wasting we talked that we did all this talking to her last night yeah I care about you happy I've been out getting my shit kicked in by some tree but uh you know how it is I killed group mama in the last episode and then you know I just kind of went to another world I'm sure there'll be more books to read so yeah Brian this is it it was like it was Bolton's blend Bolton's blend is literally coffee in case you missed last night I only played like the first hour of the first one so Amber heard his age poorly in every way she was cute funny had her shit together in pineapple express now she now she looks whooped crazy and left her shit on really welcome address what the fuck there uh where'd you get all this time I was just doing what I do to survive you know maybe get some things together for when we moved on but then you didn't come back I ain't been gone that long that's good what do you have here available at 269 swag loop iron wait a second they did I just realized it might not have kept my upgrades from last night either shitting the bed is taking an Amber heard to I don't want to think about that hey what up rigs I'd like to upgrade my equip on line we good all right we got all that yeah we're still good never mind yeah I know all right let's go find somewhere else to go hopefully we can get some some killing done all right this this is something I missed last night this is the shooting range 78 63 32 wow that's a hell of a drop off so it was 67 below a kid 66 60 okay that's not much of a drop off how do you look how do you look 67 okay so that ain't too bad ooh 119 ooh okay so I need to be this close roughly this close hi Derek I said hi before but if you missed it hi hi dude how you doing how's your mother how is your mother Derek last time I heard she liked life after name I was like ooh I got a new fan how do you get my voice so perfectly really it better not be that it better not be I'm gonna troll the shit out of you is I have like a I have a bit it's like like Derek for some odd reason like sounds like Seth Rogan in my head doesn't make any sense I ain't got an air kid where am I supposed to go maybe I'm supposed to go to Yeshua Yesha sorry let me not offend anybody he's supposed to say that word oh you know what I got I think I got another whole area of the map hang on what's over here ooh oh no that's where I went never mind alright let's go back over to the rock you're gonna switch to watching this on my TV so I'll be off chat gonna try and get some work done while listening awesome have fun oh this is where the fake Empress asked me to kill the Abomination the real Empress wants that thing dead as well before I can do the dirty work I need to find the Thane tree that Joker whoop the dog mess off me the withering wheeled the fake Empress asked me to kill you but yeah the withering wheeled primary object like this is legit my primary objective this is what I was getting killed doing last night this because it's my primary I got to remember the primary thanks you appreciate your support is there another way I can go hang on consumers can be used to replant thanks J-rock yeah yeah yeah I know this you can purchase yeah I know using and conserving animals an important part of the gameplay and remnant use melee weapons to dispatch easier foes without expense yeah I know all this there oh it just it updated so I guess the tutorial is started over again there are many deadly status effects in the world of remnant managing status effects okay whatever and this is the place I was this is the only place I can go alright I'm I'm so confused obviously there's something wrong oh no no no uh-uh okay as long as I don't attack the damn thing I should be fine do you know how you do you know how you test voice in the character creator uh-uh oh thanks thanks tie do you know how you test voice hang on all right does it actually but I don't think it actually pauses do you know how you test voice in the character not entirely sure what you mean I see swag loot well that was a wasted roll also some of the stuff I looked up said uh this game is hard as hell it has voice options but when I select one he don't say shit oh I don't I'm not sure well that worked out really well usually I want to go over here and grab this there's a blue thing shimmering um might want to check your I didn't have any problems it just started talking so you might want to check your settings really I can't go through that hole hey what up irony I don't like to look at this your boy out here merkin foods alright shut up you got cocky last night and then you got dealt with okay how do I get over there that's a big negative good buddy okay this is some this is some true dark soul shit because I can see something I want to pick up but I can't reach it maybe over here maybe over this way God's plan God's plan I'm sorry but you looked at me funny there it is home of knowledge what do you do the hell's a tone of knowledge and I don't like not being able to oh I got a trait point hang on strong back my weights at 58 I need to do something about that so far I'm doing plenty of damage I definitely need health core trait expertise core trait so endurance strong back meat yeah oh I could I could have changed that let's uh I got 70% downloaded and it's letting me start the prologue while it completes cool did you ever get your voice to work that's mucho more better all right I've been up that way so let's not do that you good girl what up what up swole mm-hmm oh you ain't dead I snitched and that crit did some work didn't it oh no oh no here we go every time the mess every time there we go there we go okay that's my bad damn it's gonna take me set a Seth Rogen baritone yeah no I luckily selected a suitable baritone okay well that's good yeah I don't know if you heard that earlier but uh I told ever I don't like I said I don't know if you heard it but I said you sound like Seth Rogen in my head for whatever fucking reason he saw is a be strange but it is what it is ooh got the forbidden strawberries again all right go up here see we got some swag loot oh monkey tits okay some respect on my virtual voice ooh how did you hit me in my role oh oh yep I thought so I'm gonna die I'm just letting y'all know this now I'm gonna grab loot while I can I do not want to fight you I just got through fighting one of you bastards there's only one way in nope it doesn't work no sir no sir I don't like you smack it with my big smack stick hang on every time he does that jumping thing okay can I please what is a lumenite crystal when you want to look up what a lumenite crystal does for me because I can't figure out this game is just as obscure as dark souls I mean I can go in here and check only problem is it doesn't really tell me anything glimmering with a warm glow it invites light despite the darkness and danger that surrounds it it's scarcity only adds to hush hush lacy it's scarcity only adds to its value making it highly sought after by survivors looking to gain an edge in the fight against the root back in the day before the root invaded veins of this remarkable material could be found in a twine with the world stone under the primarily used in upgrading weapons let's go upgrade some weapons I wonder if I got enough coinage under the leadership of commander Neville like commander Nile I see you we tirelessly special weapons I we tirelessly excavated every last bit of it determined to on thanks to it's potential and discover its applications mm-hmm I mean that's all willing good but moon blood moon essence your eyes slide off the globe it says globe like water it says if the thing prevents you from looking at it feeling it or even keeping its shape in your mind there are many who believe the blood moon means death and with good reason but the I just remember from okay but the essence of the blood moon is change and change comes in many forms though few that are pleasant for the thing that must evolve yes a confusing game verily we don't use verily nearly enough I'm just gonna throw that out there we don't use verily nearly enough I'm playing ghost recon so it took a minute to type okay well have fun I y'all that I don't see verily thus verily I thus gave the long stroke verily all right there's got to be somewhere else to go have fun super we love you and miss you who booty coming for me now monkey turd with no it's not not again oh I got a new critical yeah yeah I'm dead I don't like how things sneak up on you and it's just random encounters over and over and over again I'm heading back to the crib ranged critical damage oh wait a second I found swag loot and I also found more enemies so hopefully hopefully I can grab it before I don't know what that was but I got it ooh consumable speed I like some consumable speed is there anything this way I haven't done I think this takes me literally takes me back that's death y'all didn't drop not one piece of anything yeah that's it you got to go back to the crib man it feels like I'm missing something guys it really truly does you have enough resources to upgrade a weapon upgrading weapons allows you to oh yeah I I get that I know for a fact there's somewhere else I can go but I didn't look up where I could go we spend an hour running around this damn place trying to figure out where to go I hope not let me get that out of the way now I'd like to yeah let's get some more pew pew damage oh my god why would you ever use this gun I guess it's just a tutorial gun I need one more iron for my shoddy but I've been using the pistols come in clutch numerous times yeah no sign of Clinton time yet I'm still looking hey somebody say something in chat it says chats disconnected on my laptop yep okay thanks guys yeah it's fine I just just didn't know she was thanks plum takes off you know it's just it's just her way she'll disappear for hours sometimes days at a time she can take care of herself and it's not like I could stop her anyway and she always came back saying she just needed to be alone for a while I can respect that I just I just wish he talked to someone yeah I should get going dog this is awkward where is Ferd Ferd where you at homie oh no Ford got sucked up didn't he oh we have another book Ellen is gone the last trace of family I had left has gone with her the world I knew was long forgotten everywhere everyone I ever loved is dead I wish I could join them and find some peace Evelyn used to keep a journal like this said it helped sentimental nonsense not a day goes by that I don't miss her not a day goes by I don't miss her and Nadine now Ellen Ellen is gone I forgot about this thing but it seems as good a place as any to document what's happened I received a package from a friend someone from my old life I thought I was the only one left this confirms my suspicions that he used the world stone at some point if it was anyone else I'd have been reluctant to believe it along with his note he sent something extraordinary if my suspicions are correct this small cube could be the key there's nothing left for me here so it's time to pick up the old mission and find a way to stop the root once and for all but how do I pull it off bow would never let me anywhere near the crystal alone I need help and a distraction most importantly someone to tell everyone what happened and not to come looking for me the time has come why is he wasting paper this is the fucking apocalypse the time has come a traveler showed up just as Wallace predicted should have known better than to doubt oh Wally they just arrived and people are already talking reminds me of the wanderer this is it it's time whoever's reading this I hope you understand that my family never could I'm not doing this for me I'm doing this for everyone to save the world that we lost to defeat the root like Evelyn always wanted if I die trying so be it at least I'll finally be at peace wasteful in an apocalypse the hell is wrong with these people ooh swag loot oh no I know I know the code it didn't work y'all it always works oh well this game broke y'all fix your game uh-oh who is who's hang on I need to I need to know my character who who's writing this ish oh lord it takes 12 years to flip a page like each page needs a loading screen alright I think this is it Doc Norr said I should try writing down my thoughts to help work through my hope work through my emotions so here we go not sure how long I've been here in Ward 13 the days just bleed together it's kind of like sleepwalking without ever waking sounds harsh but I can't help feeling that way I know I'm doing a good thing keeping the people here safe from the remaining root but somehow I feel empty why can't I shake the feeling that I don't belong and never will I get so tired of pretending that I do maybe I feel like this because I've been away from earth longer than I was ever here bitch we ain't on earth where the fuck is we what does the root yeah would you say Derek how much of that talking in the city shit is important I don't know that's the problem doesn't help that I'm well over a century old how weird is that oh this is Clementine makes my head hurt to think of it to think about it only Ford really knows what it's like out there on the other worlds but he refuses to talk about it I feel so alone one of our ranks wandered too far outside the ward and the root almost got them luckily bow and I showed up just in time and I was able to save them I should be satisfied another life saved why can't that be enough something's wrong with me my heart is numb and I don't know why the people here they're not bad to me or anything but in a lot of ways I'm just a weapon to them just an anti-root defense system I know how desperate things are and how much they need me but I can't help but resent it and then there's bow he's the opposite treats me like a piece of glass that could break it any moment I know he means well maybe too well but I can't help feeling like he thinks keeping me safe will somehow make up for not saving someone from his past maybe that's an awful thing to say he really is a nice guy damn it all why is everything always so messed up I dreamt about you again old friend suddenly I was back on reesome for that brief moment I felt connected alive loved when I woke up my pillow was wet with tears luckily no one saw I miss you so much no one knows me like you you're my best friend you saved my life in so many ways why couldn't it last my life was perfect until that wanderer showed up and ruined everything I mean okay maybe perfect is an overstatement we had our hands full keeping the root at bay and it was inevitable that I'd have to leave you one day that whole time I was hurting you it breaks my heart to think about it the wanderer made me face the truth that I couldn't stay huh wonder remain me face the truth that I couldn't stay but ever since I left there's been this fog over everything I'm so lost I don't know if anywhere will ever feel like home again with you I felt needed not for my powers but for me if that makes sense anyway I hope you're well old friend in my heart I know you're better off without me yes that'll have to be enough I keep having strange dreams there of some surreal place that almost feels like it's between dimensions or something it keeps changing shifting I don't know hard to explain and there's a voice it keeps calling out to me telling me I'm needed elsewhere between the dreams and this restless feeling I can't shake it makes me wonder if I should leave but to go where to do what we stopped the deadwood here on earth but they won't quit until everyone everywhere is dead and gone they're still terrorizing other worlds and here we are pretending everything's all right like all that matters is this little slice of peace we found but I've been to other worlds I know there's more out there than just us can I keep ignoring this feeling telling me it's time to leave God now I sound like damned Ford shoot me Ford is a cagey bastard I can't believe I used to sort of look up to him back then I let myself buy into the idea that he's a living legend but really he's just a man as riddled with flaws as the rest of us maybe more so he had a hand in destroying the world and now all he does is run away from his guilt his responsibilities the people he loves me himself I swear I'll never be like that I want to run to something not away just need to figure out what I'm running to is all is all anyway he received a weird package from an old friend some drifter passed through and dropped it off for him how the hell does anyone even send a package in this apocalyptic hellhole I don't trust him he's planning something something big I can feel it in my bones knowing him he's probably going to cut and run again that's it I can't just spin my wheels anymore I'm going insane Ford isn't the only one who can up and leave whenever he feels like it first chance I get gone hi what all of them this oh my darling Clementine did any of it give you an item no none of the reading did if it's just expert exposition I'll ask you later yeah it's just exposition it's a story thank God Bo he survived random number to try for four-digit oh 0 4 J rod if this works um nope is that like your birthday or something there's a random ass code is this Drake again yeah that's just Drake I don't know where else to go I know there's somewhere else to go though I do know that for a fact what's over here there's some perp drink or something there's a little purple dot over here oh that's the chest never mind I'm sorry y'all wait a second how many places oh you just keep walking back and forth I thought this dude was just like teleporting all right let's see if we can go anywhere else I think I've been all over here but I'm gonna at least try all right all of this is just locked up you had to Google a laconic that's okay I had to Google a quesious after Derek used the last night because I forgot oh hang on I haven't I hadn't seen the the word in so damn long completely forgot what it meant I knew what it meant in context but I wanted to make sure I was right okay okay yeah y'all don't mind me I'm just hard core parkour never heard it before what loquacious or laconic I'm guessing laconic I've only heard it applied to John Wayne it's amazing how one can learn new words and there's always more and yet sometimes there isn't enough words to express oh that's that's deepest fuck tie good job dude really bro where else am I supposed to go I know for a fact there's another place to go that's all I know I believe I first saw it in fantasy star for Sega Master System damn my one brain cell works well oh stop stop that you are a very intelligent very very intelligent person I don't want to hear that shit out your mouth ever who are you what's up um you your your face is in my titty meat you mind backing the fuck up do we know each other get out of my chest you ain't seen these before you ain't coming nowhere near me with your hoof and horn I'm sriracha that well oh you're a dwell oh get your head out my titties ain't nothing getting faster and stronger nor more powerful this ain't paying you for shit oh I should get going because yeah let me I'll come back and talk to you I need you there well sriracha that well I'm gonna need you to see what you can make yes yes oh what is he that matches your character level okay I can't upgrade any of that stuff yeah all right craft I forget what the different relics mean all roads lead to dwell I done weapons can be equipped to most range wasting weapon mods can be equipped to most range weapons from the inventory screen select a range wedding and hit ranged weapon and hit square to equip a weapon mod easy enough what that did not work oh okay nothing that worked open archetype menu strong back meat reduces encumbrance by two inspect metal surface stained with dried blood and the handle has a lingering smell of sweat despite being a solid object it always feels chillingly cold to the touch for all previous technological achievements it's often the simplest remedies that prove most effective a cold piece of metal pressed to a wound can do wonders for healing sometimes the most straightforward solutions are the best you know maybe I can I don't know it's an idea going up baby and top of the world my on top of the world well so much for the top of the world if you don't get off the corner this developer has a significant problem with corners yeah I do I didn't hey he looks like Harold for Harold and Kumar see me lake room lumenite Chris okay so this is what the lumenite crystals are for orb of undoing resets all spent straight point okay cool so I can respect at any time as long as I got enough money all right y'all I guess we're going back there to try and fight this tree I was I'm also probably need to wait for Derek he's got to go through all the tutorial ish wait what do you got to say I didn't mean to do that I bumped it on my table mm-hmm whatever you say pimp nasty select world setting to re-roll the current campaign re-rolling the campaign allows you to select different difficulty levels all right no problem Doug I'm probably going to take a break anyway since I've already been here for an hour and then when we both get back we can start playing character progress is never lost so I just re-roll like right now join game no withering wheel I guess let's try going back to the try going back to the red throne I'm gonna go ahead and take a break and then when I get back Derek's gonna jump in and we're gonna play some I should be safe here I honestly don't know I don't I don't trust it I don't want to die hi y'all I'll be back in about 10 10 minutes or so okay I'm back trying to get my headphones on so yeah I've been playing this game all wrong this is it is a I don't know roguelike roguelike roguelike like whatever where every time you play the game it's different so the video I watched about it this being a mid-game boss I just got unlucky with the role thanks J rod all right shit is right because I don't know I guess I got to fight this thing wait wait wait wait wait wait we got an area up here I ain't I haven't I haven't checked out intimidating presents get up off me son some headshots intimidating presents new new perk guys playing guys playing god damn it I got this stupid Drake song stuck in my head all right we're gonna go to the left path first cuz I always pick right reload hi J rod seen a bit oh we got an elite again why is it always this big dude what did I just pick up right me too got a matted right I've been there so let's go up here that's new does this just lead me back around oh I don't know what those things do man but they uh I found a new spot here we go here we go sorry about his blue your ear drums up you know I'll be sometime you get excited get all up in your feelings yo bruh my dude down there playing the flute Lizzo is that you Lizzo what a girl I hear you've been treating people like dough shit like eating bananas out they who who's we do we're gonna speak right now it you call me it one more time I bet you blow up into smithereens wait have I been here before I've never been here who are you damn it did he just say we all look alike my pronouns are she her and that bitch all the above I lost a friend I think she came this way I'm looking for the God of many faces yeah we looking for Clemmie oh y'all are paying that's about once God the one of many I dare not read okay you will find it there travel through this temple to the far woods and on to the widow's court the thing can be found thus but beware friend fox will take the thing is a dark place be devil by the rot it now consumes our forest tread I will do my best to answer any ideas where I can find my friend dog the great tree so say the songs with that don't have the heart of the ban if there is any hope at all it lies in that direction wait a second does this go out the mythology the great god pan you said you met another poxel tech who you said you met another paxil tech who so poxel tech have graced this world for generations the elder the one it calls for the destroyer to whom many faces fell the wanderer who faced the ravager and lived alas songs are not song of poxel tech but I am blessed to have met many its kind bring this one joy and song okay hold up homie I got a question like you ain't from earth nobody's from earth why you got that accent that doesn't make any sense you sound like Spanish you sound like a Dorian bandados why you sound like that what are you doing here it's a good-ass question what can you tell me about this what are you doing here he rest these lands have not been safe since the one of many was taken from us yet none have bothered me here as of yet the forest dies poxel tech the violence has either failed or betrayed us there is little hope now except in song well play me play me a play me a joint come on the force of dying one more can you tell me about this God the one of many what can you tell me about this red sky raise be the one of many mortal faces lie the one of many is incapable voracious beyond question so goes the song the God of many faces has watched over every generation of the pan even before our people found Asia even when our songs praised the tree over the god yet our negligence brought the cost and the one of many was killed by forgive me most recusant back so tech now the waning of our tree has allowed corruption to come infecting our once mighty guardian I fear greatly for Asia friend poxel tech but we must hold faith in the balance even now yes corruption swallows all things and the balance is held in check or perhaps the balance turns against the pan the outcome is the same it began slowly at first a remote grove in the forest then the death of our God now even the beasts the gods and nature itself succumb to the rot but though pucks will take outcome and gone the rot both precedes and remains if fault lies anywhere I think it may lie with the pan y'all bitches did this what the the eternal empress genus the perennial mistress of the pain favored of the forgive me great genus has so many titles I can scarce remember them all it was she would discover the tree of life and it is she who brings peace to the pan for generation after generation the thing is our life the empress yet the tree wanes and corruption devours yesha's every corner her divine permanence has protected us for long and long but is she as enduring as the song say listen to me I must trust the songs hope and faith are keen one cannot have one without the other just like a fucking hippie like the world's burning down around you and it's like I'm gonna play a song what can you tell me about this red sky homie more than tell the pucks will take there is a song of course I cannot sing it I am a flautist after all not the vocalist the lyrics two are not the same and pucks will take tone but them yesha cares for all her children can't remember wicked alike how goes it man breathe one air to swim same stars all are connected to all when power calcifies the blood moon will rise in action serves the powerful the moon brings forth death the blood of the oppressed balance demands change or something like that I have tried to give it some measure of meter but the workplace forever lost in its tongue may it find favor in the balance I didn't realize I was dangerously low not dangerous low I'd only half hell all right doesn't look like there's any hot swag loot up here so let's get let's get going never heard of this game what's it about I have no idea it's a dark souls with guns basically these I'm looking for I'm on the mission to find two of my homies some old dude named Ford and some chick named Clementine and they got sucked up into this rock and do another world and so I am I am running around trying to progress the story that's about all I know now okay who lives yeah it's 100 souls like I got one thing out of a pot in the first episode I ain't got shit else I wonder if that was a fluke sure as hell seems that way you swing that thing a line this feels like a boss already I locked cocked actually let me go no character um die hard prime perk when receiving fatal damage the challenger becomes invulnerable for two seconds and regenerates 50% of max health can only happen once every 10 minutes there's here we go here we go this is what I got after receiving a challenger skill enemies within 15 meters deal 10% less damage for 15 seconds oh right then oh um okay I'm gonna have to be careful here the water gets deep oh you finna come alive aren't you man you look ugliest sin bruh went into the water all right right oh waterfall don't go chasing waterfalls please stick to rivers and the things that you're used to and now you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all but I think you're moving too fast then we got the fat people version don't go chasing butterflies please stick to chubby postage you are used to you know they be eating and consuming everything inside because they're like ramen yeah I don't know okay uh-uh would you I fuck you headshot I heard this news story where a group of monkeys at the zoo started throwing flaming feces turns out many people had to go to the hospital mother I'm gonna Lee I'm about to ban you what was that oh shit oh headshot how you like them apples shit okay okay what the dog nuts oh I got the rot again I'm dead okay um excuse me that's gonna kill me yeah I know I know and I still got the rot too ah no die I can't move all right so what happens is you get uh infected with this with I don't know the squiggly shit and you can't do anything like every couple seconds it stuns you is the most annoying status effect I've ever seen in any game no hyperbole it is annoying because you can only you have to wait until she recovers but if she's getting hit her the timer starts over again you shoot twice okay so I think I'm ready but you don't know what to do is that what it says um hang on I don't know what to do either we're gonna have to figure that out very very soon oh there it goes again whoa I I keep getting stuck in my firing animation headshot oh we got an elite shit another one I know I know I know there it goes again okay okay blew me back um I think what we have to do is I have to go over here and then uh click join we gotta be friends too oh I don't know if this is gonna end the stream by hey Derek send a friend request to uh Lorne complex it should be all one word I need to lure him back here so I can get him next to those bombs damn come on all right so obviously and I need to open this up they do this on purpose oh that's a that's a mega elite you you sneaky fuck I know it ain't good so much for that come on oh shit we learning we learning go ahead and heal up that's a okay let me go over here and get this loot god damn oh these guys suck not again give me those hot swag loot thank you oh he's reading me he's reading my inputs is it just never ending swarms of enemies okay oh it's a two four three four there dog wait yeah I need some help good god also I think I probably got the worst possible build I'm slow and there's no there's no running past enemies in this game not like dark souls here they come you right yeah did you figure out how to get in here yet because your boy needs help wait do I have to pick this up every single time I don't know and on top of that every time I go to move I'm clicking the I'm clicking the thumb stick which makes her switch yep I thought so stop rolling so fast got to did it again get your timing right bro long gun ammo I don't have a long gun glad that's over so am I but the problem is it's kind of simple but you and me have to add one yeah is it add lawn complex to your uh to your friends that I'll accept I don't want to go in any doors yet swag loot item armor effectiveness rad I can't remember all right increases consumable and relic use speed by 20 percent there was also something hang on y'all someone's here all right sorry about that someone's lost there was something there we go select slot inspect okay here we go um cracked ammo pickup more ammo more armor scent all right uh gray health rate ranged crit damage weak spot damage all right uh ranged crit damage all right let me check my friend requests uh I do not see it what's your name dude on here let me send it to you I might have sent the wrong tape I might have told you the wrong name we're still live but uh gameplay is paused while I try and get Derek in here come on Derek oh you'd prop you probably don't want your business all out there you send it to me on discord hey Jude how you doing paging Derek hello I'm gonna go back to the game until I'm trying to decide if I want more ammo I haven't really run out of ammo but I have been getting dealt with so do some more armor it ain't much not this again oh oh this is the big dude this is the guy I can't stand okay oh he's about to now I'm root rotted now it's over it's a nice run yeah I know I know shit Sherlock did we lose Derek probably oh I got a temple key whatever good that does me you're all right dude all I know is that I'm dead anyways so it doesn't really matter just kill me come on I can't actually I can't do anything this root rot man you were it's this is gonna drive you nuts oh I forgot about my second chance well I'm dead anyways yeah I said to uh I never got your friend request so hit me up on discord and give me your your name direct message me your handle so I can send you a friend request because I never got it nope never mind there you are Alaska never mind I was looking in the wrong place updating I'm gonna join your game so now me and be wrecked what oh you got the good uh leave session like I'm here I can see you but I don't see my character I don't know what's going on are we supposed okay is that me yeah all right I'm here I'm here hey he's a good boy hey he's a good popper he's a good boy all right you can let go now I'm here well this is a whole new area what the fish all right let's go I guess that takes a key okay all insane both the crystal we teaming up on a Tuesday y'all teaming up on a Tuesday is it Tuesday bro it is a Tuesday I was not even aware oh look yo what just happened now what I'm following you dude oh look you left the dog behind Derek out there you this is where we just work I'm gonna follow Derek yeah this world this is where we just work come on doggo oh shit I don't know what I'm doing either dude hang on if I the issue here is if we do voice chat um if we do voice chat I won't be able to hear the game I guess hit the hit the button and get on I don't know wait what oh okay all right it just automatically goes where I don't know what the fuck I'm doing sorry man I don't know exploring try your best yet forgotten prison Lord we already in a we in a whole area I feel like I'm playing Gears of War all of a sudden and Derek Derek can hear me but there's lag so uh the swirling black ball over here hey there oh you ready for me something else we may now tell me my world precious nerd what has become of it yet you commune with me now through the speaker's pulpit pray tell me no no no do not answer we are cut off from our people Eric just want Derek you distract him as hell running around behind me so I ask a favor and we'll offer one in return hi Dan on the surface of this world by several chambers that were shielded as I was from the cruelty of ellipsis Torah these chambers bear the soul sparks of the Drazea our last remaining legacy find them and bring them to me but not here enough to this contemptible chamber which you now reside you must find me in the flesh my temperature within the waist above look for the all-seeing eye of the astropaths bring me the soul sparks we will speak further I'll keep an eye out by the Drazea rests on your shoulder well we got a new door open dude come on dude this guy dude no okay who I didn't think he was gonna make it did you hyper warp to my location well how the hell did you do that I don't know why I'm expecting you to answer me it's not like you're gonna stop the fight oh a whole new world a new fantastic point of view all right time to shoot something in its ass take this bullet for your book correct okay I just want to rest that's all no we good we good I just just want to rest oh my gosh oh my boy that's a deep pit I see loot hey Derek um before we go getting in trouble is it sharing the loot with you like when I pick it up are you oh hey I believe this ammo is yours come on up hit x to get up here you think so okay all right let me go ahead and grab this for you never mind I can't pick it up hey there I like your book reviews on your channel Lee yeah Lee he does well I know I'm sorry man um like I said I can go get some earbuds and put them underneath my headset and we can voice chat on discord if you want to oh shit oh we got a biggin and I picked the worst possible class oh shit oh we got a biggin good job dude good job good job oh shit yo we got a biggin we got a biggin coming from somewhere dude I don't know where but I heard the brawl the inception the inception horn you're out of ammo just playing remnant snake there's loot up here remnant two I should say yikes yeah the big one is what I'm worried about yo hang on I fell no we just started playing I'm also streaming oh you know that you know you know I'm on YouTube never mind I was dumb I had to fake action loot you recently beat it cool hot damn had to solo it I've been I've been trying uh the root nexus was kicking my ass I haven't really figured out the uh the build you used who'd you use because I screwed up and got challenger and it's about the slowest damn character I've ever played in a video game oh yeah okay what the okay revive speed sniper rifle build with gunslinger and hunter I didn't get the pre-order so I don't have gunslinger but I'm running low on ammo I can't keep hang on let me change my my relic real quick there it is select slot you have to talk to the old dude in board 13 he got sucked up into the crystal I'm talking about forward ask about his stories every time you go to the okay I appreciate it snake you're looking out the other old dude like uh you're talking about uh dude with the white beard or the one that looks like uh the white dude or the black dude we came from over there let's go this way there's like three old dudes like forward uh mud tooth and then uh the other guy the older black dude reggie I think his name is reggie okay the old all right so mud tooth yeah I remember him okay we're not supposed to be here dog okay well that was almost really bad man you're getting mad ammo I however am not it's a seafood you eat well I see food I eat it that's for damn sure all right let's go to oh wait yo Barry down here I found something that's back the way we came unless that's ammo I could definitely use some ammo the lag is why you don't am I this lag is why I never won a game never this lag is why I never won game night uh it's just I think it's just um I think it's just a game because it's saying I have an excellent connect connection all right I guess we're going this way the stream is behind it on my end for some reason I know um I'm I'm literally shit I'm literally watching the stream over on my computer and it's several seconds behind yeah the lag definitely hurts fighting enemies we got an elite bye ho oh we got a checkpoint there we got a checkpoint all right let me yeah I need to I need to rest if you guys need help I'm down to join yeah um what's your name on uh what's your name on playstation is it same thing sergeant snake 101 actually just send me uh send me an invite it's l o r n lorn complex or I think you know what it is you found me so let me know when you send it I see a shiny over here hang on Derek how in the hell are you supposed to get up there I don't know how you're supposed to get up there so we'll just head on I'm not in danger so actually I'm in Derek I'm in uh friend's game so hang on uh I don't know if you can just if he's the host oh shit don't push me off damn Derek hope let it okay you're a good guy you're trying to kill dude one task yet remains to me but an obstacle stands in my way I believe you may be the solution to this obstacle the obstacle is known as telegraph all right we'll do he possesses knowledge that I require in order to save the mood and what remains of the desire against all reason he opposes what I'm trying to do I cannot act without him but I must act I need you to find it I know give me a second I want to catch the story real quick I know I extract his echo you see the intent behind your question and your intuition is correct you will have to dispose of some other way he has chosen his life above all others forcing to make a difficult decision unfortunately I cannot reach him only you to save me will have to end his life and take the echo of his mind killing him seems a bit extreme but extreme measures are all that remain I have spent centuries pursuing another real course this is the only path I have left so Rafa keeps himself locked within his chamber the only thing he has is his ember it is what keeps him alive this land will aid you it is poisoned not strong enough to finish the task but it should weaken him enough to make it easier he only needs to consume it when I'm I'm not doing too bad as far as uh one-shotting uh the input the lackey dudes all right but can I ask you some questions now I'll think about his echo all right so now what back to this thing see if I can invite you in or if Derek's got to uh Derek says he can't find your your account hang on hang on all right he found you I typed in the wrong I typed in the wrong name I put 102 instead of 101 right I got you how could you what what what are you talking about snake making a mistake let's see here the easiest thing to remember I just typed it wrong man bloody hell okay cool how could I how can I live without you this sounds like stranger things music all right we gotta go back up here sorry hey snake do we have to uh we have to invite you or do we I'm not all I know is I join I joined Derek that's Alaska let's see if this is it we're not playing in the party I just joined his game we're not actually like on chat or anything what don't come over here Derek okay there is poison every which damn way hey Derek I don't know what to do man I don't know where to go I guess we just is waiting at the stone okay I'm coming I'm coming blow it with up let's go man you look god damn you look badass oh we got a new enemy type man those jokers take a lot of damage we got a boss gate over here or something along those lines where's Derek where'd Derek go thank you I hear you okay cool bro how did you get up there no that's not right how'd you get up there to begin with you and I crystal yeah you are super over level over leveled for this area is that more that fart cloud it's gotta be all right let's go I guess let's go deal with the boss over here to that boss boss gate where is he where'd he go oh there you are okay we'll go to the boss gate over here Derek I know you're behind chances are it's a dungeon yeah I figured as much yeah I'm I'm looking I already forgot how the hell I got y'all don't y'all don't follow me because I don't know where the hell I'm going I'm up here guys yeah bro where was that gate that I just saw and either one of you remember shit I'll take that ammo I'm following Derek or maybe not oh we were just I just saw the damn gate hey captain you uh you remember where that gate was we just found I thought it was over here but everyone okay yeah we're good I can't go that way okay all right coming well there's a whole another area never mind Derek you following I don't know why I'm waiting for him to answer me doggily doggily that's this doing here that's a good question Derek follow the follow the beacon check map as well I think I think he's coming there he is all right welcome to the jungle let's go cut yeah let's go gotta go over here touch the wall all right traveling in three two one I'm gonna have to take a break here in about 10 15 minutes hopefully we get to do a boss or something before that by the way nice to meet you snake captain whatever you want me to call you let me look at some of my stuff I got a bunch of new stuff back there never mind no I didn't all right I'm coming oh this feels very much like destiny oh bro we got invisible snitches oh that's a I think Derek just shot his dog damn what was that okay all right appreciate it Derek snake said uh he'll run support we can get kills so we can level up what the hell kind of wizardry should is this watch it to your right not that you can hear me damn damn thank you thank you so much yeah skill damage appreciate the support snake I got a conservation seal let me see what this does I got for every 10 percent of health missing max 50 percent gain 3 percent chance to not consume relic and 5 percent increased relic efficiency whatever efficacy while reloading and for three seconds after reload completes incoming damage is reduced by 10 percent as much as I reload that's gonna be good but yeah Derek by the way there's friendly fire let's go this way just chasing that thing it just disappeared through a wall man this really reminds me of destiny that's not a thing what happened oh no what are you thank you oh behind me too good boy good doggo I appreciate it snake show this hey anybody know what those orbs are like they keep hitting me oh shit both of us shooting ring of deflection like are we supposed to fight no it's not red don't let it touch you I didn't think so up here guys oh the electrifying effect sticks to you for a while all right right behind you guys you know we're right behind you new area this dude over here is stuck in the haha that's fun that's fun this game isn't anywhere near as glitchy as I would have suspected ooh trait point hell yeah y'all get straight points this motherfucker turned into a serpent ghost ah okay you must be an elite excuse me all right I got you you know he did all right I need to use my uh I need to use my trait are we clear I think we're clear and I revive you I'm coming dude I'm coming I got you fam all right I'm coming all right I need to take a break uh give me about 10 minutes you know this part all right um I got I need like 10 minutes I have a bad back I've had five back surgeries uh I'll be back um like I said about 10 minutes y'all chill all right I'm back I got a new trait called revivalist hey Ty he's a good puppy good puppy that's just wrong that's what that is might as I'll go through my uh oh no I didn't mean to do that I didn't mean to do this sorry shit let me out I'm sorry I didn't mean to I don't know how the hell I managed to do this all I did was walk up to and swing my sword and it put me through the wall I have no idea what's going on man this area looks amazing can you dig it and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants yo come you come you chest meat no I I didn't it was an accident watch watch the playback it was an accident we're right behind you man I'm just on the other side of this gate I haven't done anything that's my bad I walked up swung my sword and it put me through the gate you guys laughing let's see here all right let's go the dog is overpowered holy shit and let me go over here and grab some of this ammo I think I need it let me go ahead and heal too I was getting my ass wax back there we all got it Derek we all got to get on this at the same time pause all right let's go my bad the waxing of the tushy meat all right here we go oh I thought so that is a whole fire tornado the fuck well that's cool oh what am I oh okay hello man this is an epic area fuck bruh I am getting handled this dude down here somebody is shooting me ah hang on let me get over here one more heal left guys also I'm gonna have to probably call it quits about 11 my time so it's about an hour from now Derek you keep shooting me in my ass let's go boy y'all coming cross you good cross did cross die wait the room is in the back at the rotating door oh go on without you all right the room is at the back with the rotating door I'm right behind you man there's a I think we missed a checkpoint oh crap all right there's a dude behind me I gotta heal this is my last heal whoa god damn who's oh you I was wondering what was hitting me I don't know what we do here there's nothing to interact with oh hang on we gotta we got one of these magician motherfuckers watch out behind you oh I'm dead I'm yeah I'm dead never mind I forgot about my second win it's not rotating you're heading toward me all right I ain't got the health for this I'm dead y'all I'm I'm I'm gone both of us are gone we didn't have enough health for this I'm crawling to you Derek it ain't gonna matter bruh we don't have any health we can die together and we have died hey Derek we're good at synchronized death yeah no no need to hurry cross you can you can go invisible yay we won fitness fitness ass whooping into our schedule I wonder if he finds a checkpoint if it'll bring us back in or if we're dead dead that's starting new session I honestly don't know okay we back appreciate you cross and me and Derek would have just been dead as hell so all right this I'm not getting a prompt are we going this way yeah I think I missed the rotating door so I guess it didn't work okay and we don't have a key either okay so now what I guess we go back up and start to get hungry oh there's nothing here never mind that's where you get the key in the rotating door you think we can go back I just jumped across the another player is waiting at the stone what are we doing back to the crystal and leave the dungeon option okay all right on my way we're on our way to you play oh all right here I come to touch the magic crystal we're done here that sucks I wanted that sword I wanted a new weapon oh my god at least I'll be able to level up now level up my weapons and all that I'm sure any idea why I didn't rotate got you all right it only rotated once so if I just go back in here is should we go somewhere else I'm gonna I'm gonna follow up I'm gonna follow y'all I'm gonna follow y'all is sabotage I'm gonna follow old dude all right it's not gonna work as we completed it all right oh what's over here oh that's another stone so what else what else can we do here looking around for another dungeon all right I thought we I thought I went everywhere another player's attempting to travel who that where's Derek Derek trying to do something yeah and Derek somewhere where is he is he trying to go back in that dungeon we completed hey Derek if you can hear me press down on the d-pad oh wait wait wait but yeah here you are we see you whatever you want to go back in there we hey Derek we need to go find another another gate because this one's done we finished that one yeah that's the same dungeon yeah let's head this way let me grab this see if I need this ammo nope all right I guess we just walk around till we find something oh shit I'm sorry I didn't get every time you shot every time I shot you were there ooh I got juggernaut hey I think I found a new place or maybe not this might be the other place oh this looks new yeah this is new maybe abyssal rift or is this where we started oh we could head out over there yeah this is where we started I guess we can go down here strong drink like taking a load off your shoulders both mentally and physically stay there good doggo we got something over here the dressier's legacy why I maybe because I didn't even know what we were looking for so let's go bring me the soul sparks yeah nothing here yeah you're right but there's something hang on there's there's a way over here is this the way we came let me say y'all don't have to follow me yeah this is the way we came never mind all right I guess we're going back out into the wasteland I'm coming sorry guys watch your heads and come down on top of you hey cross you ever play Elden Ring you throw your weapon yeah you played it I play that a lot yeah step off for a second Derek all right here we go there we go watch it Derek almost fell off the side this looks so wrong all right yeah it's a I think it's the easiest souls born game the hardest one for me just because my timing is bad is to get a second I need to rest for a second just to get my health filled up so we got red over to this side never mind that's the edge of the map can't go this way okay so I guess we keep on going back this way until we find someplace we ain't but ah here's some is that edge of the map red yeah it is never mind we've been dude it's like we've been everywhere the home instead of unfortunately it's our journey brought us here to a lepsis tour the drusier study but naturally the drusier wish to enter the phenomenon to back here all right I'm coming sadly let's seek out town rothel scooby-dooby-doo scoot hello what's a hard game I already gave my pick Battletoads where are y'all the Lion King it's just that one jump in the Lion King dude I'm coming guys I'm coming damn that land is very spiky yes Jesus what the why are you shooting me damn Derek mad at me okay ready let's go how the hell did I miss that the dogs just floating in mid-air magical puppers right damn I really should have done the the dog because this is ridiculous what hang on this is something over here yeah and I can't get up there so we got to go this way even the dogs confused yeah hey you passed a chest there I mean you're gonna get whatever I get but you passed a chest my dirt I'ma come in I'ma come in I'ma come in there come back I already got it he's probably over there cussing me up yeah the ethereal orb orb orb bro I was just floating there for a second getting my heels back you got a whole smidge let's see here the putrid domain wonderfail you wanna go this way first Derek yeah okay following you man oh this just took us around in a circle see Derek don't know where to put next let's go this way oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah let's let's go straight up here that's what I was looking for I'ma come in oh shit Derek back here fighting some shit direct fuck it let's go with him we're coming Derek above me where oh what this ooh another trait point got it hey Derek don't forget to use your trait points merkin fools what's up oh up up okay not this mother again hot swag loot and I want to try this new ring I don't have any amulets let's see here increases automatic pickup range for scrap by I never I don't care about that reduces recoil nope direct damage against wearer has 20 chance to be converted into gray health fair but Jesus y'all just left me how am I supposed to get anything done when y'all just leaving me behind this dude keeps glitching right behind you Derek heal up what is this a boss I it sucked me in this area is still not fully explored okay oh well I get it I get it you're a bad man Majamba can't get away from him he's so fast for being so thick what the hell I got let what the um why was he steady locked on me yep I saw that coming damn the dog can save you my guy just fucked off into a okay god skin noble bro you just keep rolling all I did was turn a corner you're gonna end up dying trying to save me no I'm dead I'm not yeah y'all got this I'll be your cheerleader go Derek you got this GG guys GG appreciate your help cross real good job all right well good game guys I'm gonna go ahead and stop I don't have enough time for another dungeon I gotta be up early I'll be playing again tomorrow night uh if you want to join cross bye Ty have a good night some rest night cross I definitely need that was fun that's real fun hey but until next time all right I'll hit you up uh I'll hit you up tomorrow it'd probably be around six six or seven central standard time until next time I'll hail the chair