 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. What you are seeing now is the star on the left is Epsilon Indy. Commander Rene is here with me. Say hello, Rene. Hello, Rene. And we are, as you can see, pointed looking at meter and hollow. We're pointing in the middle. She is feeling difficult. That's over there to the right. Thank you. She's sitting in my precious Type 9, the BPS Thunder Chicken, which is one of my prized ships. I may never forgive you for this primetime casual. It's fine. And it was that difficult German man's idea that Rene's next flight should be landing my Type 9 with a cargo hold full of bio-waste on meter and hollow. Now, Rene doesn't know what's unusual about meter and hollow. Will you stop twisting? Will you please stop? I'm ready to go. Rene doesn't know what's unusual about meter and hollow. I'm not going to tell her. She's avoided information about meter and hollow for quite some time in expectation of this day. I won't tell her how to fly the ship, but if she wants to do something and doesn't know what button to push, I will tell her. But the idea is that she's going to apparently fly it, which she's doing right now. So I will now hand you over to Commander Rene. Do I need to land what I get there? Well, that is generally the idea. I think smacking into it could generally be considered a failure. I'm not going to tell you where to land. You can land anywhere really. I think there's a spaceport on meter and hollow, so you could land there if you were feeling. No. Okay, good. Going quite slow, aren't we? There's no rush, is there? Okay. Do you know what I end up doing? Okay. Victory laps. Victory laps. Victory laps. Not loops of shame. No, victory laps. The controller's horrible. No, it isn't. It's magnificent. Right. If anything goes wrong, it's because of your controller. Uh-huh. Why did you just push the afterburner button? Oh, did I? I don't even know what afterburner button. Going really slow now, so that's good, isn't it? It doesn't slide properly. Yeah, it does. It slides just fine. Why is that thing in the middle there? Meter and Hollow is a moon around the planet New Africa. So technically New Africa is the thing in the middle. Meter and Hollow is the moon. When do I, like, do you get to feel that the ship feels different? Tutorial session for this period has ended. Oh, is it over to the left? It's there. Is that blob? That blob. That blob there, yeah. That blob is indeed. Okay, so that's where I'm heading for, yeah? Yeah. I'm not breathing. Yeah, no, it's that. Remember to blink there. You know how sore your eyes get when you haven't blinked for an hour? I know, I know. I'm like, right, it's watering already. Oh, my God, is that how fast it's moving? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? The tutorial period for this session has ended. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The moon is getting away from you, really, if you... Have I got... Seriously, where's your boost? Your boost is not going to work in Super Cruise. Okay, what about if I just stop? Okay. I know. Yeah, yeah. Right. Okay, I like your logic, yeah. I don't have the lines on my game. It's like you've got the lines on, isn't it? It is. Oh, my God, how slow is this thing to turn? Oh, you're kidding. It will turn slower as you're not moving forward. Oh, yeah. It's still a mahusive ship though, so it will... You know, it's... You're used to flying a Diamondback Explorer. It goes the line. There it goes. Oh, shoot. I've lost it. I'm not really certain you haven't gotten very far. There's a line, follow that one. That one? Why not? There it goes. Well, there it is. Oh, my God, we're going to... No, I'm going to plan chase all night. I'm going to plan chase. Can I crash? Well. Well. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay, skills. Technically speaking, that has actually got an awful lot better. Well, I think any of us were expecting. Am I just getting pushed around by it? The tutorial period for this session has ended. I'm stuck. Okay, would you allow me to? Okay. No. Okay. As this has the potential to turn into an enormously long video, unless I intercede, you have dropped out of Super Cruise. Oh, have I? Yeah. No, that doesn't work. Also, your Super Cruise is cooling down at the moment. So, your friendship drops, cooling down. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh. There we go. There it is. Oh, my God, I was first thing. Did I drop? That's the tutorial period. Right. Okay. Okay. We're coming up faster. There we go. Okay, you're now doing a standard planetary descent. So, this is something we've done for you. Okay, good. Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? Why does it stop you dead? 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Why does it stop you dead? it's really dark isn't it what are you looking at me for you're looking at me like that does it matter it's dark i'm i'm not really sure how to answer that does it matter that it's that i'm not really sure how to answer that okay yeah let's frame shift again good so far at the ground ready to engage oh how'd you get down no i don't want to go up because i know i'm going to go flying fast how'd you get down the the tutorial period i can't i gotta be honest this is not the bit i figured you were gonna struggle with okay you've got your frame shift drive charged and you're pointing at the ground would you like me to which i'm like i don't really sure what to do so should i go up again right should i go up to say that this being an enormously long video i think you should it's telling you to align with the escape vector so i think i think you should be flying past well no you're not are you because that's not how leaving a planet operates is it it does well i do it so it's just a standard orbital approach at this point i've got that i'm stunned that you're struggling with this because this is not the bit i've me and pride thought you were gonna struggle with okay so so just focus when you normally do a planetary approach yeah i get near the planet near the planet good and then i poke my nose down poke me nose down i'd say now you've made me lose it yeah i am awful like that all right i'll wait there it is yeah i normally i normally fly like this go into something like this now dropping from orbital cruise you're now in glide and then i glide you glide till i get to a pretty bit of the planet you glid until you get to a pretty bit of the planet that is important it's really important this is impressive and then a drop yeah so if i just keep going yep i love your train of thought i love how it's all look good comes the planet again well that doesn't matter no it doesn't i really didn't think you see this yeah go what i'm getting i'm getting close to the ground i'm gonna land on this one uh yeah wow yes yes are you confused by the fact that there's another planet there oh my god i hate you prime i really hate you but this is not what we thought you were gonna struggle with this is this is so if i look if i keep going i think you're being thrown by the fact that there's another planet there and then it's moving so fast i wonder i think that's probably what's confusing you but no what's confusing me it's like i'm like a speed bowling no no you're still glide this might be the longest glide in history but you are still gliding so if i carry on gliding till i get low yeah yeah and then drop drop careful because i love this ship there we go glide out and play now point to the ground with the with the thrust on full brace yourself everyone here it comes okay mm-hmm yep we're in we're good right we're doing good yeah we're good yep that's going down yeah that is going down is it high g uh not especially no no this is the moon that prime drove around so all right everybody count with me that other planet's got no it doesn't bear any relevance to what i'm doing does it no why would it it's really bizarre is it this is not the thing i thought you land i mean you're not you know one of elite's greatest explorers but you do fly your own ship around and land on planets on a fairly regular basis yeah this is really the the bit that that we thought you were going oh there's a ground look okay sorry that is on the little button next to the pinky button the one in there right there we go the bit that we thought you were going to struggle with you you you adapted to with a plon where's your rather disappointed was the down button it's the it's on that yeah so if you drag if you pull that down your your thrusters so basically you lot yes really this feels like it needs some lift music playing don't okay i think you are on the edge of a crater when you're back there you were yeah you're not there you go okay you do this so often why is this throwing you oh oh really it's because you're drifting forward you're also you're trying to land something the size of a football field on a postage stamp that is the first time wow you never cease to amaze me that is the first time i've ever seen anyone reverse onto a planetary parking space that is incredible all without the use of a rear view mirror i can't even reverse in real life in your in my face skills skills that wasn't even hard that wasn't even hard was it so we'll have to find something hard for you to do then something genuinely difficult you're quite pleased with yourself now don't you that's quite annoying okay tactic okay turn around wait for planets come at you yep mood mood i'll take it i'll take your last word there isn't an instruction rather an identification of the object that you landed on wait for the planet to come towards you then moon do we dump the poo we can dump the poo oh my god we can dump the poo if you'd like would you like to do that yep 100 tons of poo i think that's quite inappropriate in honor of mr p to the t to the c dumping now and your t9 is still intact and my t9 is still intact what's next easy it is easy when you've got the skills is it right is that what it is i've got to live with this ladies and gentlemen see beautifully parked i can't begin to tell you how enormously disappointed i am as much as i love this ship there you go there's all the poo you see it underneath i'm proud excellent all right we'll leave it there we should leave it there uh so prime challenge accepted i assume she wants you to find something difficult for her yeah can we do a bit more difficult yeah thank you get on that for me thank you this was fun bye