 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the bizarre magic of Brian Blushdory All right, look, this next bit normally I did a giant tall ladder, but we don't have a ladder available So let me just get two tall guys. I don't care who you're there. Just two guys come out out here Jay, there's one, give me that. There you go. How do you clap for these guys? Get out of there That's one. Five. They all three of you asked. Sorry, I almost cursed Because that's not a curse. It's a type of needle All right, here's what I need you three guys to do. The three of you hold this up like this There you go. We're going to aim it a little bit towards me You're going to hold it for about three minutes. You guys may want to help each other here There'll be a moment that I'm going to point and point up When you do, don't, you know, yeah, you're so short, you know, that's just right about up here All right, so we'll keep it down for now All right, perfect. You guys are fantastic So here's the thing. Over the last 10 years, I've toured all over the United States Doing really stupid stuff But in this decade of everything I cooked up, nothing is quite as dumb as what you're about to see This thing is so stupid, it got me on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Got me on two dozen TV appearances, as far away as Istanbul, Turkey and Indonesia It's so dumb, I'm not actually going to tell you in advance what it is We're going to play a guessing game, and we're going to see if you can figure out where this is headed before I get there The thing is that it's called the Human Crazy Straw He's the poor bastard who has to clean that As soon as you guys head off, Brad's going to get each of you a copy of Cheats, Counts, Whittles and Tricks You guys were absolutely fantastic. One more time for these guys