 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is The Weekly Dumb. Jake, tell them where we're coming from. Jim, we are in Arizona at our second house, Dolphin, and baseball's back spring trainings here. We're at the John Boy Media Hype House official name, and we're having so much fun. Like, check Watch Stuff. Watch Stuff, we got players coming here playing Blitzball, playing golf, playing video games. Guess who? And other things as well. But in the meantime, we're going to throw it to these two poor saps stuck in New York City, looking awful. Both portly through this motion, and kind of down, because we're sitting in our chairs a little down. We're in the TV right now. So ready? Thanks, us. Here we are in New York City, and we're going to talk about the sports, and Jake, one of the most exciting times for sports. If you could now tell them where I am located, Jim, the NCAA tournament brackets are out, and what a doozy with the regions. These one seeds are good. The 12-5 matchups, what was the one, you've got your pick in the West, that's like, all right. I just don't understand why they gave St. Mary such an easy schedule. Yes, yes. Basically playing on Australian time, which always works out better for them. And the good thing about this is with the bracket, we've, this isn't prerecorded. It's a record for most teams from Iowa ever in the turning. Congrats, Ireland. Enjoy it. It's a fun sports time. Spring training, we're in Arizona. Spring training doesn't exist. Jim, you've been telling me about this almost a breakdown for a while now. So me and Zach caved and you get to talk about it. Softball. I don't know the schools. Kent State, I believe. Yes. But one of the schools where the broadcast puts a shot of the Jumbotron scoreboard as the scoreboard, which is cracking me up the more I see it in college sports because it has like inning one through nine, like the whole thing. They're up nine, nothing. So some may say this is so paw, but a little pass ball player steals home or goes home on the pass ball. Ketcher runs at her and she just drops something out of a baseball movie. Ketcher like reaches to tag, stumbles over her, she gets up, she scores. It's perfect. It's perfect. It's full cat for lack of a better term. I mean, straight under the Ketcher. You're right, Jim. You said this before. Can't really get mad at the Ketcher at all. You want to. You want to be like, you can't let that happen. You need to be, but I don't know. I slowed it down. I watched it and it's like, she kind of pulled it off. It was a great drop. Shout out. I think it was Kentucky Kent State, which they're playing in the tournament too. More sports. Jim, the more sports. We're cycling company now. We've been talking about a lot of cycling stories. Jim, this was a good one from New Zealand, your home country. Watch us play GeoGuessr. We love New Zealand. Jim, we had four cyclists ahead of the pack. 30 seconds ahead and whammy. The bridge is up. They can't go on. Everyone else catches up. Tough times. Brutal. And I was thinking of something like, I think this is a statement no one will agree with, but I'm going to speak generally for the entire population. Draw bridges. I think unanimously liked. People are intrigued by them. Enjoy watching them happen. A win of humans. Cycling races that take place in the middle of cities. A loss of humans. Unanimously hated. People don't like them. People don't care about it. So this is a win. Man versus human, winning basically. Like, ha, ha, ha. Why don't you go to a track and just do this in your own space? Jim, we do a lot of competitions and we try to be fair. And other times we try not to be fair. In this case, the cycling crew, they decided they were like, should we give those four a 20 second lead? And then they just said, nah, none of them finished top three. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's like, tough. Is this a race that mattered? Is this just hobbyist? Oh my God. This was a big race. Speaking of big race. Nah, I don't have it. Give it another rip. Okay. Speaking of humans versus humans. Okay. Someone stole a box of heads. Damn. A box of severed heads. A box of human heads has been stolen in Denver. There was medical research heads, you know? Nothing criminal besides the people that stole it and they think that the people that stole the heads. Something criminal. Something criminal. They didn't know they were stealing heads. Maybe. Maybe not. So the theft, that's always gonna be a problem. Yes, stealing heads, that's an interesting one because you either really want those or you really don't want those. Not like a middle area, like, oh, I stole cash. Oh, what did we get? What did we get? Oh, human heads. Oh, human heads, no, thank you. This happens in my Denver, which I hate that for us. Jim, you really like the broadcaster here. I sent Zach a clip of it and he'll play it right now. Police say that if someone finds that box tossed out somewhere, you should call them. Because unlike this show, it's like real. They're being serious. And the newscasters, you just heard her, but she says the cops would like you to know that if you stumble across this, please give us a call. That would be huge. It would really help us out. If you accidentally stumble across just a box of severed human heads. If your buddy. Call the police. Your friend has severed heads. Let us know. Do you think this is a ploy just to find more severed heads? Mm, no. You know what? Make sure you don't sever your head as well. We had a friend, college, trimmed his pubes with scissors. Clean off. Got shaky, cut his dick, straight off. Panicking, he ate it. Don't do that. Use manscaped. Thought it was a portobello mushroom. It was my dick. Is what he said after he swallowed it. Jim, let's kick it back to those hunks of candy corn back in Arizona. Wow, everything those guys said sucked. Don't like them. Hope you enjoyed the weekly, Dom. Hope you're enjoying our Arizona stuff. We have to do Employee of the Week, actually. It's the Employee of the Week. It's the Employee of the Week. Who wants it? Who wants it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. BBD just made a face like, not me. BBD does not want it. Erica's interested. Erica, you interested? Anyone else want Employee of the Week up there? Tyler Wade. Tyler Wade versus Erica. Erica. Erica. Anyone else that want it? Employee of the Week? Sam? Do you want Employee of the Week? Desperate. I think Erica gets it. Sam came off desperate. Erica gets it. Sam is desperate. That was the Weekly Dom. Today's episode was brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the code dumb20 at manscaped.com. It's time to get wet and clean with your new Manscaped shower routine. Repeat. Repeat. Joe's McFly. Had sex with a dolphin. While golfing. Out of water. 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