 I heard there's a particular animal who's I think it's a hippo That their milk is pink. Oh really? Is this true? Have you heard of such things? Pink milk? Pink milk coming out of a hippo That baby hippo's nurse the milk that comes out is pink. I Don't think you should call your mom a hippo It's a Corbin. I'm Rick. It could be like when mothers first get their milk. It's it's more of a yellowy Yeah, but no, this is like Like it's all the time super duper like I think it's all the time. It's just like all the time It's pink maybe it's like this weird trend on tick tock, which is not in every country in the world right now But they do these things where they say like show me your breastfeeding without showing me your breastfeeding And so like girls be like this and they'll move forward and then they'll squirt the milk out of their breast up onto their face This is a weird intro Today we're doing some stand-up comedy This is by a guy great. Yeah, that's about it So his name is Nawab Nehru and Gujarat 2002 that's the title of the thing stand-up comedy by at the by monowar farokui for the context Joe Joe baria Nehru with the first prime minister of India He allegedly had an affair with the wife of the British vice Roy at the time. That's not good There was a lot of political tension in Gujarat in 2002 which resulted in riots and deaths of thousands of people This is what the same is about nice. So do we have those two things we need to know about okay, Prime Minister cheating and the tensions and Here we go I I told him that I am a fire picket, he is telling the truth. Very easy look like. And Gujarati people, money minded. So some shop is open in the afternoon. And that shop is sleeping inside. One time I was like, Brother, listen. Brother. Brother, give me a red bull. Brother, do one thing. Give me two. Give me one too. He is like 250 over. He is like 220 over. He is like, I have bought chips for myself. Very easy city. Very easy city. And lazy city I think is because before independence, Junaqat state was ruled by Nawab. So if Nawab was to be lazy city, He would have made others do his work. No wonder why there were so many children. And what about us? What? This is not YouTube comment. I can see you. This is the place where I was born. I can see you. And the Nawab of us, He was a small man. No, tell you. He got two dogs married. That day, he was in Langar. Public holiday in the state. Like, we wanted a reason to leave. Like, Ram ji had come to Diwali. He was born in Mahatma. He was from Gandhi Jayanti. He was from Paris. Because he was not going to celebrate in Paris. See, we wanted a reason to leave. And the reason for that is, He got two dogs married. He was born in the state. He was born in the state. He was born in the state. There are pictures in the museum. There is a painting picture of that time. The dogs are drunk. They are drunk in the wedding. They cannot do this in today's date. The sons are drunk. At the time of independence, There was a window. The British gave it. Either you can go to Pakistan. Whatever the state or Nawab, People can go to Pakistan. Or you can stay in India. Or you can make your own free country. So Raja said, No, you don't have to make your own free country. Then you will have stones in your hand. I knew that. I knew that was a Kashmir reference. See, Renu was right. This is the one who throws stones. So he said, No, he won't do it. So he said, What did he do? He gave the state to Pakistan. He went to a geography school. Here is Pakistan. There are 25 cities here. And here is Jhunagad. He gave it. And at that time, At that time, He wrote his own property. Do you know when this thing came to the Delhi government? Through the newspaper. He saw it in the newspaper in the morning. He gave it to Pakistan. I am not making this up. This is a documentary. He read it. He called Nehru Ji. He said, Listen, Did you read your dystrophy? He said, He was in the upper world a few days ago. He said, No, he is on the front page. This is the news. He will have to meet with his mother-in-law. And He will have to see this issue. Yes, wait a minute. He is sleeping here. He said, He took this issue in his hand. He said, Come here. It's not like that. It's voting. Voting. So at that time, There was a voting in Jhunagad city. No, it's not easy. It's genuine. It's genuine. I tell you, I have a BJP office. There was a complaint. There was a building of BJP. So I went to the office. I asked the watchman. I went to the list. I asked the watchman. Which floor is the BJP office? He said, Press any button. It was so fast. He said press whatever you want. He said, It's not wrong in everything. So, You always get the BJP result. It doesn't matter what you press. So, He voted. We have to stay in India. The people of Jhunagad. Two percent of them went to Pakistan. I don't know. They must have broken the TV. I don't know. Two percent. And then, The people of Sardar, They were like, This is how it happens. I understood. Now you don't do it. You say, What's the real Iron Man? If it was just now, There would be unity. There wouldn't have been a statue. There wouldn't have been a statue. He said, You are a devotee. He is like, I am educated, I am a Muslim. So, I was watching a movie. And in that movie, There was an announcement. Dad, People were worried. They were running here and there. And at that time, There was an announcement. There was an announcement. There was an announcement. There was an announcement. There was a curfew. Curfew, what was new for me? I heard the first thing. I asked my dad, What is a curfew? So, No one can go out on it. Everything is closed. So, It is like in the afternoon. He said, This is not that one. There is no Muslim in it. No one is going out. They will shoot him. It's kind of like saying, Friends, it's not. Listen to me. I asked him, You are a RIC. Don't know, The kids, The uncles are worried at home. They are going here and there. I didn't have to come to school. I had to come to school. The uncles are worried. They are removing things for safety. They are doing this and that. And we are 8 children. We are girls. We shouldn't do that. 8 children are standing in line. And we are worried, They said we are the same family. Even we started looking for them. And we are worried. We thought, Dad, They are going for their own safety. So we went inside the house, there was a small room, there was no fear, my new uncle took me with him. At night we used to go out. Do you know what happened at night? There was a Hindu auntie in the neighborhood, she used to come home. Because that was our area, where everyone used to stay. She used to stay with us. She used to be happy. She was a dangerous police officer. So no. So in February, there was a lot of cold there. They used to light up the house. They used to light up the house for the cold. People were worried about the house. And women were sitting there. What was the conversation between the Himalayan and the mother? They used to light up the house in the middle of the night. She was walking outside. She said she made a new house. That's why I told her not to go out. And all this was fine. And all this was fine. What happened? In the morning, we used to call curfew for an hour. You can take milk and bread in it. You won't get anything in it. Only milk and bread for an hour. You can't see the irony. Muslims survive on cow milk. The problem is that you won't get it. You won't get what you get. You'll have to drink milk without it. And you can run curfew for 12 days. After the curfew is cleared, you won't get any connection. You won't get any light, wire, phone. You won't get anything. You'll get it in 12 days. When it was happening, you'd call the police. They'd say, hello, hello. Abdullah was so worried. What's the situation? He hung up. It was 12 days after the curfew. So after 12 days, we didn't start running. We started meeting. We were just in the city. There was so much casualty. There was no idea. There was no idea. Zero. So many lazy people were playing. If you liked this video, leave a comment and let us know. That probably wasn't easy. Yeah, it's so fast. So fast. And to give us all the context and the little parenthesis of who exactly he's talking about and all that. And even still, I know we missed it. Oh, we missed a ton. But I thought it was a really great delay. And it feels like he likes being, he likes making people uncomfortable, which I appreciate. He sure does. Saying stuff that he's like, you're probably not going to like this, but you're going to like it. Yes. And it's, I mean, that's probably my favorite thing about him is I feel like he's just going to say whatever he feels and thinks of George Carlin and point out the things that are hypocritical to him. And he's probably going to get in a lot of trouble. Yeah. And more power to you. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was really funny. I also feel like I had a history lesson almost a little bit. Yeah. A little bit. Like I was like, obviously I'm not taking him at his word. No. I was like learning about an entire situation, which I'm sure has some actual context to it and stuff like that. So it was funny and informative. Yeah. Very good. So yeah, let us know more from him any other standard comedians we can react to. Let us know down below.