 Good evening, I'm Ben from DynaVap, and this is the Dyna News updates. Today's big story is the recent developments in the fight against combustion. Here to catch us up is Ted, speaker of the Thermal Extraction Device Advocates Group, or TEDS. Thanks for being with us today, Ted. Thank you, Ben, and thank you, Dyna News, for having me. Tell us more about your cause and what you're fighting for. The TEDS are all about the harms of combustion and the dangers it poses, so you love ones. Everyone always thinks it could never happen to me, and so did I. Until my poor daughter was warned by an attentive college student who'd like to enjoy combusting rolled material. One day he dropped it right on my poor baby. She lit up so fast that the doctor told me she didn't even feel the student stomp on her to put the fire out. But it doesn't help me sleep at night. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure the trauma must have you unraveled. But if I can't combust, how will I and the millions of beloved Dyna News viewers learn to love our material again? Right. On this side, I'm glad you asked. We're here to spread the good word of thermal extraction. The future is here, and now there are devices that make the thermal quantum time-space physics mechanics jargon easy for everybody. DynaVap has been working with the TED Advocate Group for years now, providing education and resources to aid us in spreading combustion awareness. It sounds like you're really lighting a fire on your people. How can we help TED's word spread like wildfire? By buying a DynaVap device, you not only help fund more production of these products, but you also become a first-hand account of the benefits of these devices. So I plead to you for the sake of my daughter. Cry DynaVap today and help spread the word. Will my tin sister ever come back, Papa? No, son. I'm sorry. She's gone and left, but it will be alright.