 I say again, so I'm very sorry but we need to end now this is I've actually got a note that says audience says oh so thank you for that I was gonna work you for that but it's yeah so I think everyone on the stage now this isn't quite the entire auger team but it's most of them so if you if there's anyone else is there anyone in the audience who is auger who's too shy to come up here can you point to anyone near you who's auger that's too shy to go in there oh we got someone yeah right so there any Microsoft representatives in the room you know I think they've all left sight but it's we love them really anyway it's been a really amazing well is it gonna upgrade now I mean it's right anyway this this is just pretty to look at this but this was all recorded by Ben where's Ben gone he's down there Ben has been doing time lapses of the whole site we get a small round of applause for Ben so this has been a really amazing experience for all of us doing this again this year it's gone better than we could possibly have imagined and we're all incredibly appreciative that you came here and joined us in the field it's been wonderful and we really hope that you've all had such a good time as well I actually just don't tell us if you haven't it'll just ruin it it's just leave us in a bubble now we would actually like to know if there's any feedback not now we can't deal with it but after the event please email us and let us know about anything that you thought could be improved or anything that we made better we think that almost everything we did this year was an improvement on last time and we hope you agree to but none of this would have been possible without all the volunteers so can I ask every single person who volunteered or spoke in the audience to stand up now is there anybody who was unable to stand up would like to raise their hand instead around applause for this person thank you so much it means a lot to us that you put the time in and even when we were very stressed that you helped out even a tiny bit I think we still have some volunteer shifts to fill am I correct saying that oh no don't volunteer everything's fine but thank you so much but then we also have to thank the team who've done this it was mostly sat along here or hiding back stage behind the speaker cabinets we'd especially like to thank the AV team who are new to us this year and came over just to do EMF and I've done as far as we can tell a really good job but we haven't checked yet so and of course we have to thank the sponsors who allowed us to do so much extra on top of what we could already do so again I have to thank Microsoft is there anyone from Microsoft's here are they all gone can we have a huge round of applause for Microsoft and we're gonna keep clapping while I read through all of them because otherwise it's gonna take a really long time so we're gonna clap next Moe UCL engineering Spotify MathWorks Texas Instruments ST Microelectronics HCD who deserve an extra special random applause smart carbon control worth electronic RS electronic Port Cullis who've done an amazing treasure trail around the site Yelp heart internet code think Twilio chef improbable medical connections just ad sharks flex optics and finally fiber options genuinely to drink so many sponsors and so little time to thank them all but all of them who've been here have been amazing they've been doing things all over site next Moe had a stand up there have been doing great things we've had people from TI helping out with a badge all weekend who've done amazing work UCL have been helping out with child care smart carbon control and HCD have had the two massive vehicles over there that I'm sure some of you have gawked at more than once apparently they're having a party all night so I'd go and join them in there they're apparently luxurious there may be a hot tub I don't know so aside from them we'd also really like to thank nip about is any other name from nip about here now nip about have done all the childcare over the weekend pardon the purple people we're all purple this year yes but nip about have done amazing childcare so good that children have been asking to stay longer because they like it so much so and we'd also like to thank festival Lou who have made toilets at least tolerable and have also stepped in for many other problems on site that I don't want to talk about so it is so few things about the event that we've just run some numbers very quickly before I came on stage very very quickly so we have had over the weekend 399 talks workshops and a lot of weird things as well that's not including the installations they're just weird events and they're everywhere so thank you to everyone who put on an event or did something someone on site the village has really stepped up this year you were awesome thank you so much but you need to do better next time so we have to thank the network team for making internet that actually did work nearly all weekend nearly all the time and and we've had almost 5,000 devices connected to the Wi-Fi over the weekend 1,400 of which were the badges that everyone's got so it's they did work and I don't care what you all say and following on from that we have just over 60 applications that have been submitted to the badge app store and are currently downloadable which is really cool because we only gave them to you yesterday at one o'clock so that's quite productive but you should probably do something better than just writing applications for badge but we're gonna keep the badge app store up and we hope that you're gonna keep playing with them and producing new cool stuff to go on with them following on from that we do actually have a prize for the badges so we have a prize for the best badge application that's produced before the end of September and the best badge hardware hack that's produced by the end of September and both of those are two free tickets to the next DMF and two free tickets to the one day if we do one which we may not we don't know yet so there has to be a disclaimer on that so do get in touch the badge app store may go down tomorrow for a little while while we get off-site but it'll be back up again and we're contactable and etc etc the badge team have worked incredibly hard and I really hope you've all enjoyed playing with them even though they stack trays occasionally but they're really fun devices and we hope you play with them after the event as well we have also had I was informed via Twitter moments before coming on stage 532 tweets sent from the BBC micro in the bar I think we should try and break a thousand by midnight but please post actual things rather than just a letter a so you know it's but it was pretty cool also I don't know what how many tweets the Twitter printers printed but it does seem to still be working remarkably so I post more things oh it ran out of paper is it so no one got a receipt paper it's apparently yes and we also we still need to drink a lot more beer I didn't get any numbers on this doesn't quite have time but Russ would you like to give an update from the bar hello no we still have a lot more beer unfortunately we don't have a lot more pint glasses so if you are holding a pint glass in your hand that is yours love it and cherish it and do not throw it in the bin please everybody else gets two halves also we do have a lot more beer to drink than we did last time because we have more than none yeah sorry tefs just made me lose my train of thought I would I would actually I would definitely like to thank Steve who has been behind the bar for like 18 hours a day for two days you can't read my laptop he needs glasses right we've got more think people more people to thank and it's important because everyone needs to be recognized now I am probably gonna miss some people out if you realize I've missed anyone please shout it out and we'll thank them as well so one of the people that I know all of the people on the on the stage want to thank and probably about half the audience who stood up earlier the catering team who fed us all have been absolutely incredible genuinely most of us haven't gone to the food vendors the foods that good and people have been volunteering just to get a meal because the foods that good so yeah if you want a meal are we out of any more meals are we done is that a thumb up I can't tell that's a thumb up please volunteer you will get fed it's really good food right so we're gonna work down the stage from this end and thank the individual teams as we go roughly grouped so we need to thank the infrastructure team who are not just the internet team there is the power team who've worked really hard when we suddenly didn't have enough power cables so can we have random applause for the power team I'm just gonna keep going through them because I wasn't here all night again the vendors team that they're hiding behind the screen but I guarantee they are there so the volunteer team who worked so hard the youth team who've been inundated with kids and thank you to everyone who volunteered in the youth workshop you are awesome everyone who did speaker ops is extra awesome you did so well heralding and it's amazing every time it happens I really like to thank Dominic because he made my work a lot easier this year so I'm a lot less stressed so he's hiding down here but and also Sam who was the proto Dominic before him so it is we also need to thank our not not I could stewarding team have to say stewarding team thank you to everyone I would also like to everyone who did a night shift you are extra awesome it's really hard and we hope thank you so much also the web team who made all the web stuff possible and hopefully meant you could actually see what was going on by tickets etc it's actually a lot of work because there's so many edge cases especially with people who are paying in euros so it is but thank you so much the web team and also extra thanks I think from the entire team to Jim who is filling our new infrastructure not infrastructure logistics position and he is dealt with every single delivery that has arrived on site and managed them all and I don't envy him at all so thank you so much for doing that we've already applauded the AV team but they are still awesome extra special thanks to Demetri who just brings his lasers every time and puts on a great show and then just brings flamethrowers as well because why not so thank you Demetri and finally thank you to the first aid team for dealing with things that I don't want to deal with at all so we have a special guest in the form of somebody's been to hospital hi I just I just like to say thank you to everybody that scraped me up on very early on Friday morning packed me off to the Royal Surrey where I got stitched up and I have been able to enjoy this weekend it looks bad but it's only superficial I'm still the same guy underneath miserable bastard and there's a gentleman lurking in the corner here with blonde hair I really ought to remember his name but I've got a bit of brain damage and now seriously I had a major spill on very early on Friday morning and the first aid team and everybody they were faced with this idiot that was bleeding profusely everything worked well and I was completely delirious but the system work the process worked they patched me up they stitched me up I was back here Friday by noon so so I just like to say a very big thank you to everybody that helped make that happen thank you so I also want to personally say thank you to Russ who started EMF with me and as pointed out the man hiding in the corner whose will who has taken on so much of it and made the MF what it is today so we have some prizes to give out that are part of events that have happened I've been asked to call these people out during the during the opening so closing ceremony this isn't the opening ceremony anymore it's it's been a very long weekend so it's so first up there was a capture the flag competition that's been running all weekend and it had several phases there was a treasure trail and there was an online portion and there's all sorts of different things going on I actually haven't seen any of it at all because I've been too busy but I hear it's excellent so but we have some runners up in the competition so the runners up are mr. robot with 1,975 points who was that are they still here no well there's no prize for you anyway but you know I'm just denouncing Johnny w2k who scored two thousand two three hundred twenty five points are they here well done thank you very much and we have to give a special mention to DC UA because they're in there in Ukraine and they thought it was a Defconn competition and entered by accident and I don't actually know I'm not sure if they scored higher than the people who are here so it's difficult to tell they may have won but we can't give them the prize I have no idea anyway the people who actually won are the team formerly known as empty are they here I have a prize for you here congratulations on your prize right we also want to give I was told to give a special mention to this but it was actually quite irritating I'm giving special mention to Paul who got the most points in the scavenger hunt because he did some quite creative entries and one of those entries was getting a selfie with me which I wasn't told about so I spent the entire weekend with people taking very careful selfies and wondering what was going on but apparently he couldn't find me so got someone else to pretend to be me and got a selfie with them instead so thank you Portcullis for being massive trolls but you know it's so we have another competition as well which was the Surrey ears soldering competition this was sold at as much as possible reducing in size of components in a period of time now the world record for this is 17 minutes and we had someone that we have three people on site who are named here just in woods did it in 23 minutes 20 seconds are they here nope oh there we go thank you very much we had Aquitas or Aquitas I'm not entirely sure sorry about that in 20 minutes 45 seconds are they here and the winner is Andrew Lindsay who did it in 25 oh hold on what that's you've given me wrong timings here all right he's the only one that actually finished the ones didn't quite get all the bits done right so I did this very quickly and didn't read all the notes so so Andrew Lindsay who did actually complete it all in 25 minutes dead is he here somewhere you have a prize you have a prize but I don't know what it is or where it is so I would go and talk to the people who did the soldering competition and they'll help you out anyway it's the best I can do right we've pretty much run out of things after so much clapping that probably everyone's got raw palms but we have two things that have been lost on site somebody lost a pebble smartwatch are they still on site otherwise I'm keeping it exactly I'm keeping it but it's any what do we know who that was right okay that person gets back and also I found an iPhone on the floor before but I don't want that but do you want come to the HQ and get your iPhone back no it was outside on the floor just out there right if the person who has lost an iPhone can come and get it we'd really rather not keep it we really have enough stuff actually on that note please take everything with you if you leave anything behind we have to clean it up and we really don't like doing that because it costs it costs money to throw things away it takes ages and we have to leave the site completely spotless so if you leave anything behind you hate us and we hate you so it just please take everything yes this goes for like any rubbish at all please put it in a bin you can get bid you can get bin bags from the info tent if you've got anything large to get rid of please come and talk to us and we'll probably have to put it somewhere out the way that's fine but do let us know rather than just leaving it in the middle of the field like people did last time we really don't want to be like Glastonbury where it's a sea of tents at the end you also need to leave by 1 p.m. tomorrow unless you're staying for teardown which because you're all awesome you obviously are staying for teardown well yeah actually don't all we can't feed all of you so it might be a fight to the death or something but just if you please stay for teardown if you can it's really tiring we're all knackered because we've been here for a week already and worked really hard and it always ends up being me Russ and Will left at the end picking up litter and it would be great if there were other people doing that instead of us I'm dealing with lost property and if anyone leaves a mattress behind I'm coming for you and I will end you this really did happen last time so right we're not talking about that right that's that's absolutely everything is there anything I've missed that we need to mention no wait wait for that I'll sort that out later the power on the north half of the field will be going off sometime tomorrow morning when the generator runs out of fuel that means the internet up there will also be going off but your showers and everything to the south should be fine until midday I passed that we can't make any guarantees that that's the infrastructure thing and I think then we have to give John to your round of applause as well because he's been dealing with all of this you can stop now I think they should all take a bow it seems appropriate when everybody like to take a bow I was never gonna work right so two final things EMF will be back in 2018 we would like more people to help out so if you would like to help out please do get in touch just because we're rubbish at email doesn't mean we don't want you to be involved it just means we're really tired please email us a bit later so secondly if you can all stand up again just briefly one more announcement after this the lights go it's a bit weird two more things we may also do a one-day event next year maybe maybe and the very final thing other than thank you for coming and having a wonderful time I was rescued one more thing one more thing please pick up your chairs you just stood up from put the side of the ten okay so that wasn't the one more thing the other one more thing is that if you if you really can't wait for EMF 2018 you should go to Shah 2017 next year in the Netherlands it sounds pretty good and I promised I would say this if you have not bought a millaways coin McFly is somewhere around here please buy a coin from him it keeps millaways going if you don't know millaways there are a community run food stall that tour around all the hacker camps feeding everyone and beer most importantly the beer you buy a coin you get fed you get you get beer it's great please buy coins from him to keep help keep millaways going in the future thank you so much for coming please 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