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Andre Leon Halley. Who's that? Big fashion guy, man. I thought you meant a guy with a fire heartbeat. That's what Duvall said too. You can tell who's black. Well, he's black. That's the crazy part. That's only Leon I know. Duvall said the same thing. Duvall was like, man, how did you talk about Leon from the fire heartbeat? The fire heartbeat. That's what he had. What did he do in fashion? He used to be the editor-in-chief of Vogue. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, he passed away when he was 73 years old, which, once again, I think is too young. What's the name? Andre Leon Halley? And that was what? Before the Anna Wintour or whatever? I don't know, you know. 73 years old. Andre Leon Halley, you know. Wow. I know you're saying this young, but you don't want to be. Any time after what age, any day you don't mind, somebody leave. 85. 85, any day after that, you could go. I mean, I'm going to sell mine, but after 85, it's like, yo, they were old. After 90, you 100%. You could die any day. Yeah, yeah, I'm cool with that. But the older we get, though, with the advancements in technology, people might be sticking around longer. You know what I'm saying? Biden's still here. Biden's still here badly. But they got him hooked up to something. The Queen, the Queen of England. Yeah, the guy, I should have been president, but it's not. What's the other guy named? Trump. McNeil. What's the other guy? The guy was supposed to win? Our savior, Trump? McNeil? No, what's the other guy, the old guy? Biden, bro. The other Biden. Bernie, Bernie. He's still alive. They ready for him to go, bro. They ready for him to be out of here. Any day is so sad. They let his ass go. Any day we hear Bernie, God is OK. Biden fought it this week again. No, he did. Yes, he did at the BSE Dig, man. On Martin Luther King Junior Day, man. He did? He let one rip. That's what I'm talking about. I'm like, god damn, grandpa. Let freedom reign, bro. Let freedom reign. What's going on with the entry from the hilltop to Georgia to the Oval Office? Let freedom reign. What did we see this week that was positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot. Biden firing, bro. I didn't see him firing. No, he let it go. I just saw him say that George Floyd's death was more impactful than Martin Luther King. Death when he fought it. He fought it during that same thing. So even his body knew he fucked up. Even his body was like, yo, chill, man. Yo, relax. Chill the fuck out, nervous. His body got too tight. Cut this out, bro. What are you talking about? What are you doing? If you don't cut this out, I'm going to cut the cheese. Right here, right now. Yeah, but you know what it is? It's just like basketball. People think that LeBron was more better than Jordan and stuff because that's what they know. I guess he wasn't into it when Martin Luther King was doing what he was doing. He was probably saying, fuck him, Martin. What are you talking about? I'm just saying, with this, he was there. He was frustrated. I understand he was there, but he didn't give a fuck. He was like 20 something when Martin Luther King, Jr. was in his pride. All that he knew back in the day was kill black people back in the day. He probably didn't give a fuck about this. Listen, I don't think he wanted to kill black people, but maybe there is something that was inconvenient that Martin Luther was doing. Maybe. He probably felt this more because this time of day, I think even we use racers back in the day, I don't think he races that much now. I think Joe Biden is getting a lot of flak to saying something that actually, if you just sit back and take a step and stop worrying about celebrity, because we always worry about celebrity in these situations. We like, how dare, somebody say Martin Luther King, Jr. at George Floyd's death happened in 2020. In the height of the internet era. It was no internet when Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was alive. So literally the world globally saw this 12-minute video and in a matter of a couple of days. And it was a worldwide renaissance immediately. So yes, I can see why Joe Biden would say George Floyd's death probably had more impact on the world than Martin Luther King. Yeah, but Martin Luther King got actual policy and legislation changed. He didn't say life. He was on date. He didn't say who did more with their life. He said whose death impacted the world more, I think, just from a global reach level. In a span of 24, 36 hours, everybody knew about George Floyd. I understand what you're saying in terms of population density. This many people knew about George Floyd. But I would also say the movement that Martin Luther King was spearheading along with a lot of people was way more impactful because you're going from a place, it's like, greater things were accomplished. Do you know what I'm saying? It's not like the world wasn't paying attention to the Black struggle, right? And then all of a sudden this happened to George Floyd. And then all of a sudden the world's like, all right, we've got to do it. It's like, we knew that things needed to change, right? There were other people that were also killed by police. So he was a part of a larger movement. Where Martin Luther King literally, he opened the eyes to a lot of folks who didn't even know. Like they were living their own little bubbles. But he also died one of the most hated men in America. His approval rating was in the toilet. Like literally, like Martin Luther King Jr. died dealing with anxiety and depression because he was catching hell from his own people. His own people called him Uncle Tom and then the rest of America called him a communist. Like he literally died as one of the most hated men in America. That's why I loved when his daughter tweeted that yesterday, his daughter was like, don't act like y'all loved my pops when he died. Like I think his approval rate was in the 30s. Wow. Joe Biden levels when he, when he, when he died. I didn't know that. So now in his, you know, in hindsight, everybody celebrates Martin Luther King Jr. But when he died, he wasn't beloved at all. George Floyd, you watched that video. If you're a human being, you had sympathy. So you know what saved him? Immediately. That I had a dream speech saves him. If he didn't do that, then what the fuck? What do you mean that saved him? Martin Luther King. Meaning that's what we remember. Yeah, that's the thing. Cause that's the only thing that we know. That's the only thing I knew. That shit goes. I only know the hook. I have a dream. Yeah. I don't know the, I don't know the verses. I only know the hook. How don't you know it? You don't know the verses. I ain't say I didn't. Are you supposed to know it? I don't know. I know the hook. You don't remember the beginning of that shit? I had a dream that one day. This is a public service announcement. No. I remember when he said, I mean, I get that with you. By the way, I don't even know if that's the same speech. There's no more now. I know Martin bars. I just can't put them, I just can't put them together all at one, but I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with Biden, but I can see why he would make that statement. Like George Floyd's impact, his death was super impactful. Now, long term, I'm sure Martin will keep going. Martin, death has stood the test of time. You know what I mean? I don't know, but in that, in this moment right now, in the last couple of years, yeah, George Floyd. It might get still very impactful, y'all. It is, but it still might get watered down because it's still happening and still out of control. It probably will. You know what I'm saying? Martin Luther King stood how many years? I was doing that in a little, I was in a play doing Martin Luther King when I was young. I was Martin Luther King. I got to read the statement. Shut up. I was. You think George Floyd's death is more impactful than Martin Luther King? Let me read the statement. What's the exact statement? Martin Luther King got streets named after him, bro. He does, he does. I don't think George Floyd's gonna get streets like Martin. I think he has already. No, I want to see the state department. But George don't got one in every black neighborhood in America. Every street, you know what, that's crazy. He already got statues and stuff, bro. You know? It isn't George Floyd. Are we gonna get a day off of school? We got a day off of school because of Martin Luther King. He did jobs. I don't listen. I don't agree. I got to see the exact thing. Martin Luther King got a statue in D.C. Yeah. Where the statues are at. What is that called? Statue Park. I'm with you. Yeah, I don't like, I don't like, let me see, what's the headline? I don't like these things because it's time tells all. You know what I'm saying? It's too early to say make a statement like. Yeah. He'll never catch him then. He'll never catch him. Don't, no, that's Michael. That's a different article. I just want to know what you're talking about. You know what's interesting is like, speech, time tells all, but at the same time, it's like the people who curate history really tell all. Cause I was talking, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's really what history is, what we decided is like, and that's just scared me a little. Hold on, Taylor. Don't show, don't show. If we're talking, then just get distracted. If, if, if, if whatever we decide history is, that's what it becomes, right? And that's just scared me cause I was talking to some people yesterday from, from England. And I was like, yo, what do they teach y'all in school? Like, do they teach you about the fact that you guys colonize the world? Like anywhere y'all go, people speak English. Like what is, and they're like, no, not really. And I was like, so they didn't teach you that you fell off. And they're like, nah, I'm like, so you think you run shit still? And then I started getting scared. I'm like, wait a minute, does China run shit now? And we just teach us that we run shit? No, they do. So, and then I kind of got comfy. I was like, so we never going to know we fell off. Bro, did you see the Beijing Olympic team, winner Olympic team coming off the bus? Nah. The black athletes. Man, there's a group of Chinese people. Y'all gotta pull up. Oh yeah, yeah, yelling at them. I have not. They beat the race. They ran. If they, if there was an Olympics for the N word, that perfect score. Yeah, now you can pronounce your R's. Yes, I have, right? Right? Right? Couldn't do that shit before, but now perfect R when it's at the end of the N word. I have not seen execution of the N word like that in a long time. I'm like, yo, these guys have been watching MAGA rallies or something like that. And I'm from the South and live in America. Those were some really good N words that they would like to fly. It was for the Beijing Olympics, which I didn't even know happened. I didn't know they still had, I didn't know they had Olympics in January. Where's Beijing? Nah, that can't be. Winter Olympics. The Winter Olympics are going on right now? Yeah. There's no way. It's currently the Winter Olympics are happening. I think it might be finished. Look, oh kids, we still need the Joe Biden. Did we boycott it or something like that? It's still there. They did the skiing and everything in a bobsled? I don't know what point it is. I just saw it this morning. Jamaican bobsleds. It said, okay, this is what Biden said. Even Dr. King's assassination did not have the worldwide impact that George Floyd's death did. Different time. It's just like television changed the civil rights movement for the better when they saw a bull corner and his dogs ripping the clothes off of elderly black women going to church and fire hoses ripping the skin off young kids. Even, this is the line that matters. Even Dr. King's assassination did not have the worldwide impact that George Floyd's death did. Okay, Farah, but that's a function of the internet, not a function of the impact of the human. And we've seen it happen. That's why you don't even say that. Because you know it could be misconstrued, it's not necessary. But back to this ship in Beijing, so the Olympians are there. You got to hear it. I heard it. You didn't hear it here. Bro, we had a party with it. Yes, bro. That's crazy. The Winter Olympics are February. Yeah, that's it. How do we turn it up? How do we turn it up, Alex? Listen to the execution of these n-words. Listen to the track. And please add to the track. Where's Beijing at? Listen. Beijing is the ship you put on their head, bro. That's what I'm saying, that's what you got, bro. Go back, go back there. Listen, listen, listen. You got to add this in post. Listen. Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Are you making bobsled tea? Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! Nicar! That one right there. What was that song by Trinidad James? No, Trinidad ain't executed that well. That right there, that's not like for me, it was scratching me. I'm serious. Like, they watched something, bro. Well, that's Trinidad James, bro. Trinidad James was in Asian face. But he just didn't. I thought, so when the NBA, I know they don't do that in NBA players when they go over there, bro. You think so? I don't know. I don't know what that is. And then also they could not have been saying that and then that's just something that like the American government put over it so we hate China because we're about to go over China. And it's easy to make Asians look racist because you assume they're racist. And you got to understand. America don't want that problem right now. What China? It's a color, right? I want all the smoke bombs. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. You can not handle that right now. What are you talking about? Nah. Come on, bro. You don't want to go nuke for nuke right now. Nah, it's not the time. We can go nuke for nuke. Yeah. And that'll be it. What are you going to do your last show? Say what? What are you going to do your last show? Beijing. Right where it came from. Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! Cracker! I don't know if you see that. Man, that is so stupid, man. But no, we don't want that smoke right now. Yo, do you think it's possible that they're not culturally aware of how awful that word is? That's a lie. Because if you watch that video, one of them goes, get the fuck out of here! Whoa! Yeah. Yes, they let it get the fuck out of here. How do you know our language, though? Oh, God. Can we talk about that? That's a good point. I don't know what the fuck they saying. The internet! Say what? We don't know about their language. That's true. They could say something else. We could speak if they would just let us get the accent off. Because you can't really speak the language without the accent. But you know what? My line? Yeah. Don't they have, like, legal or something like that? I don't know anybody that can speak Chinese. I can speak Chinese a little bit. Do you lay it on low? Do you lay it on low? What does that mean? It's a curse word. Oh, Chris. I know one. Six C. Child... What the fuck they saying? Chris isn't available right now. Child being... That's your brother's name, by the way. No. Remember he was on rush hour and he was talking to the guy? That wasn't real Chinese. You sure? I'm positive. Yeah. I'm positive. Listen, speaking of history, people revised in history. Dwayne Wade said that the next generations are going to forget Michael Jordan. The same way they did Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I highly disagree for the same reason that I agree... Jordan's man. No, let me say this. I highly disagree, but I agree for the same reason. I can understand why Joe Biden made the statement he made about George Floyd. The internet absolutely positively keeps the legacy of somebody like Michael Jordan alive. His sneakers absolutely positively keep the legacy of Michael Jordan alive. His sneakers, I am going to get a dream speech though. The last dance keeps the legacy alive. And more importantly, Michael Jordan is the bar, baby. When you're the bar, people... No, that's not true. He's the bar, wax. If he didn't have those sneakers, like... That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. The bar. I think he's making a good point. Those sneakers are a statue. Every single day when we see the statues of the founding fathers and shit, you see the people on the money, you're going to remember, oh shit, George Washington on the dollar bill, he must have never even known who he was. Exactly. So it's like having those things constantly in culture is going to remind us how great that person was. But I completely agree with you is once you lose the greatness in terms of actually seeing it, he becomes a little bit less important. You just start going, oh, I guess this guy did some dope shit because I love his sneakers. So he must be dope. But the way that a new player is going to impact somebody is going to be far different than a player they never saw play. Michael Jordan will never be replaced until he's not the bar anymore. I agree with that. He's literally the bar. Everybody that comes in the league now, LeBron James is the new Michael Jordan. Let me throw this at you. What happens when, and this is where I think it potentially goes away, when our generation, the last generation that actually saw Michael play in his prime, when we die, he will be potentially replaced. I doubt it because you got guys like DDG, right? DDG is 20-something, you know, popping on YouTube. He literally just said, when we're going to admit Steph Curry is better than Michael Jordan. That's what I'm hearing. So he skipped Ron because he didn't see him play. He skipped Kobe. That's what I'm saying. But Michael still the bar is what I'm saying. DDG didn't say better than Kobe, better than Ron. He said better than Michael Jordan. Right, right, right, right. He knows that that's what the bar is. But we're keeping that bar alive because we're the one telling these youngins that that's crazy. But once we go, they can't even make the argument because they never saw him play. How they gonna say he's the greatest ever if they never saw him? I know Sugar Ray Robinson is the greatest boxer ever, but I don't because I never saw him. My dad will say yes. I know Bill Russell is the greatest basketball player that's ever played, but I don't because I don't know. I only know that from my dad. Listen, none of us were alive when Martin Luther King Jr. was here. But every single one of us pushed back on the George Floyd. It happened more impact because we understand the legacy of a Martin Luther King Jr. If George Floyd gets me a day off, if George Floyd gets me a day off, he gets some streets and different. Every single black neighbor got Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. It's gonna be tough though. What? What you said earlier, he ain't legislation bro. Martin Luther King Jr. got legislation passed. Legislation passed. Who? Malcolm X. He does have a day. I don't think it's a federal holiday. I think we celebrate his birthday. Malcolm was never mainstream. He wasn't working with the Gov, bro. The government dictates the holidays. I think a lot of it he just ties in with Black Panther. That's why they don't want to make it. You see what? I feel like they tie him in with Black Panther too much. I'm Black Panther. They say Black Panther, I'm sorry. With the Panthers on the head. It's brilliant it is. It's okay. I love it. You know what I'm trying to say? No, I don't. I was like, where did Malcolm and Chadwick Boseman have to do with each other? God bless the day. What are you talking about? With the Panthers, I feel like they tie him in a lot. Yeah, he was known as more of a rebel. But that's why he's never gonna be. It's like Martin Luther King Jr. was in with the government. He got legislation changed. And he got assassinated. I mean, Malcolm got assassinated too. But Martin was mainstream. I don't know any other way to say it. Martin was mainstream. Martin got actual legislation changed. You know what I mean? He got legislation pushed through. A couple of times. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a difference. But I don't think the legacy of Michael Jordan is going nowhere. For a while. I don't see it. Because of the sneakers. And because he's the bar. When you're the bar. When you're the person that everybody always compares someone to, you don't go nowhere. He used to be Kareem. Kareem got guns. But Kareem never had sneakers. Kareem never had something to continue the legacy. And also Kareem's game wasn't as coveted. That's right. The reason why Steph, and I don't think Steph will replace Jordan, but like Steph's game is transformative in the same way that Michael's game was transformed. We didn't even say Kobe. Well, Kobe was too close to Mike in terms of his game. But Steph's game is uniquely different in the same way. And maybe we'll forget about him because he doesn't have rings. But I remember when Iverson came into the league, the game changed. Absolutely. And the same way that happened with Steph. When Iverson came into the league, we were all trying to break ankles, cross everybody the fuck up, going at the racket and how big somebody was. And then when Steph came in, everybody was shooting threes, even the big dudes. That's right. So it's like, if you can transform your art, then you're going to have a lasting impact. Who knows if you're going to be the bar, but people won't forget about you. And when you got historians around, I can always talk about the situation. Plus, we keep forgetting Michael Jordan never lost in the NBA finals. So in order for you to even really have a real debate, somebody's going to have to beat that record. Bam. All that stuff you do in the regular season? Cool. You might even score more points. Cool. But did you dominate? And it was really dominating there, too. Yes. It was ballers. Sean Kemp and these guys out there was monsters. Michael Jordan made people forget people. People from that era that were great. Michael Jordan made you forget. Yeah. I was having this conversation about Tom Brady. The reason Brady is the goal, we know that already, but it's also because not only has he been consistent and had crazy longevity, he still wins now. So every time you win now, your whole history gets told. Yeah. That's why I say sometimes, LeBron got to be careful. LeBron got to be careful. Because even right now, they're already shifting the narrative, even though I said this a couple of years ago. The narrative is shifting. Steph is the guy. Yeah, he likes it. And when you look at it, when you look at it, Steph transformed the game more than any NBA player of the last 15 years. Nobody was trying to play like LeBron. Nobody was trying to play like LeBron. LeBron was getting compared to Magic. Michael, we're not comparing Steph to nobody. Yeah, Steph is Steph. Steph is the first Steph. Yeah. And guess what else? Steph beat LeBron in NBA finals, what? Three times? Three islands, though. You're not giving him three islands? Three times? No. Real is not in the discussion. Steph, you just, come on. Real was a man with threes. Reggie Miller. All right, man. You almost didn't see it. No. We saw it. That's what I'm saying. In their days, they were in their hands. Yo, Ray Island and Reggie will tell you it's not even close. When Steph broke that record at the garden this year, guess who was standing on his left and his right? Reggie. Ray Island and Reggie Miller giving it up. Gotta give it to him. Okay. Gotta give it to him. Giving it up. Yeah. But, yeah. Steph and he beat LeBron in NBA finals. Multiple times. Like three times, right? Yeah, we're not going to forget about that. We're not going to forget about that. And guess what? When Steph wins again, because he's going to win another one. When he wins again, you're going to see his whole history. He's going to be laying it out. And you're going to be like, man, Steph has been the best. And LeBron don't look like he's going to win this one. Steph just ain't got no sneakers that's left. Yo, he really don't. His sneakers been trashed. And that's important, dude. It is. That's your statue. It is. Like we're going to remember Penny for longer than we should simply because of the sneakers. The sneakers. You're right. And we probably remember. Grand Hill, man. That's so true. Grand Hill. We still talk about them. Grand Hill feel eyes. No, you're right. Dude. And even like, even the Shacks. No, we shagged. We could forget the Shack. Shack. We could forget the Shack. But Shack is still Shack though. Yo, can I say something about Shack? That's so interesting. It's like his personality. The greatest. Is just so fantastic. That he's been able to like maintain relevance. Like now all his like local philanthropy that he does, like just being in a grocery store, seeing a single mom and then just buying all her groceries. Just buying a kid sneakers. All that kind of shit. EDM concerts. DJ. You got Shack Towers in Newark. Oh, really? Yeah. What? Shack, Shack the man. Luxury Tower complex in Newark, New Jersey. Shack really is the man. All the crispy creams he owns. Like Shack really is that guy. Like Shack is that guy. Like I'll be looking at Shack like, yo, that's not only is he a future millionaire. Him and magic. Who? Him and magic. Him and magic. Like yeah, for real. When you look at entrepreneurship, you got to look at Shack and magic first. Like Shack figured it out in a real, real way that he don't really get enough credit for. And I don't know why that is. Because it's all out there. Like you know that he franchises the crispy creams and stuff. You know he got his real estate in Newark. Like he got a lot of stuff going on. He owns like the likenesses he invested in this company that owns the likenesses to like Muhammad Ali and Marilyn Monroe himself. People like that make it look easy. That's why people don't need to respect this. Like they make it look easy. Like Shack, he's supposed to do that. You know what I'm saying? Instead of some other guy on the street who made that happen, they get him a place. I feel to be that rich that long. That long, man. Yeah. How do you like sending yourself, man? That's yeah. Dude, you don't have to send yourself. The world revolves around me. He's still working. That's when you start to get weird. Like people start to get weird when the world revolves around them. Yeah. And where every person in their life is serving them in some way. I live with these motherfuckers in my building. Like any inconvenience that they experience is an attack. Because they're not, you know what I'm saying? Like they literally, you probably see this in the neighborhood. Like someone's car is parked where it shouldn't be and the wife runs out. Who's fucking cars this? What's going on? It's like, shorty, shorty, you've been inconvenienced. You've been inconvenienced. You just don't have anybody in your life that inconveniences you because everybody serves you. So you think it's an attack on you. Life is filled with inconvenience. How do these people who have so much wealth and maintain that sense of self where they're like, yeah, sometimes shit doesn't go right and that's okay. I know. I think I know it with Shaq. I think number one, because he, you know, those first years, some of his first years of his life, he was poor, right? You know what I mean? But also, you know, you never forget that. If you've really been in the trenches, you don't forget that. And then also, I think that's why he's such a public servant. I think being a public servant keeps you grounded because you're always thinking about something, somebody other than yourself. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know you're here to serve the needs of the public. Like you said it yourself. People have been inconvenienced because they're so used to people serving them all the time. But when your mindset is, hey, I'm a public servant. I'm here to serve the needs of the public. How can I make somebody else's life better? You're kind of always on the lookout for that. So it gives you a sense of empathy that you probably, that a lot of those other people probably don't have. Yeah, that is true. Well, I don't go like that with JetBlue. Like they don't help me get my way. I'm like, come on. I got it doing me like this. So I feel a little bit, I feel inconvenient. We all feel annoyed when we get inconvenienced, but we don't look at it as a personal attack. Like you're doing this to me. Like somebody wants to hurt me. It's just sometimes things don't go the way that they're supposed to go. Yeah. But that is interesting. Like serving a public in some way or even like religion. Like low key, I find that like celebs that have maintained some belief in God are way more humble, bro. Respect. Then the ones who like hate God or like have become complete atheists. Like it's easy to get caught into this thing where like you have your own God complex around me. Yeah. Like nobody else could possibly help me. Like you see guys like, I don't know, man. Like Denzel seems like the same guy. And I don't know him personally. I just see him in interviews on the red carpet. But like, there's a God fear and dude. He talks about a lot, but also was like got like good advice about the world and like good advice about humility. And he's very grounded. Yeah, man. Very grounded. I love that. I love it. To me, that's all I want. Like I just want to be grounded. Like I want to be a family man and like, you know, continue to grow spiritually. You know what I mean? And just be a public servant. Like, because this shit is not complicated. Like we complicate this shit. Like the people you're talking about that to get inconvenienced, they run out and freak out over things. That's how being in this entertainment business. I'm like, what are y'all tripping over? Like we do little radio and podcast and TV. Like I used to work at Taco fucking Bell like relax. You know what I mean? The worst thing is when you shit on those people who make your life better. Those public servants that you, the public servants you should be in just your everyday life. Why you mad at the garbage man? Why you mad at the person fixing your coffee? Why you mad at the jet blue flight attendant? She ain't flying the plane. It's not her fault. They got attitude though. They got attitude. Sometimes flight attendants got attitude. They got to deal with a bunch of assholes. Hear what you just said? They got to deal with it. They got to deal with all day long. That's your job. You chose that job. That's true. I hear you need that same energy. They still human. You know what I mean? They still human. The fact that you don't project it all the time. The fact that you got to deal with that many dickheads and not go crazy. How many dickheads y'all got to deal with? They sitting down. A lot. I've given them little fucking chips. Giving them a little soda. And then that's it. I've seen flight attendants get done dirty. Say what? I've seen flight attendants get done dirty. How dirty can you do that? You already feel privileged that you're flying, period. So now you got some little chip on your shoulder. I'll watch them. Bro. A lot of pieces of shit that fly with them. No, it is. If anybody's rude to someone in like a service position, I'm very defensive of them. Me too. I don't play that shit. Yeah, if you're rude to a flight attendant, you're rude to a waiter or any of that kind of shit. I'm very defensive. I take their side and I will defend them. That being said, there's some motherfucking flight attendants that got an attitude immediately. Respect. They cut that shit the fuck out. What about TSA? Say what? TSA is trying to save us, bro. They did, but why they take my gloves? Because you could kill us. That's right. Yeah. I'm not. Why you need gloves? I don't lie. I don't feel sorry for you. You keep going through TSA with them tight ass pants. What you doing, yo? Leave me alone. You going there for the Fondle, bro. You going there for the Fondle, bro. I know. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Whenever they say, yo, you are. I ain't go. I never went in the back. Lies. Yo, they got your gloves, bro. That's a super near dog. That means somebody really likes them. They like smell them shit right now. They probably jerking off at your gloves on. Yeah. Yo, because it went through and I said, yo, where are my gloves? You're like, where are my gloves? I'm like, bro, there's no way. Somebody looking at the thing or whatever. And I'm about to be late for a flight because I always go a little bit less than an hour to keep on going. Yeah. And it's motherfucking like, nobody can find my gloves. I'm just like, yo, y'all got it. Whoever got it, y'all caught that. It's Atlanta with my gloves. Jack off with your gloves on. Why you got to think the worst? What if you put down the thing and it got shredded? Somebody likes you, bro. You were in Atlanta with no gloves. In Atlanta with no gloves, bro. Dude. What? Thank you for talking to me, bro. You going to do it or how am I going to do it? What are you talking about? You going to make the jokes? Or should we just let the audience make it? So you just went raw, bro? It ain't Atlanta? I'm a fiance. You can make it if magic made it. Nope. Nope. I'm a fiance. Come on out. Speaking of God, right? Yeah. Pastor Michael Todd. Out of control. Can you explain this? I didn't watch the video because as soon as I saw the headline and it was like Pastor Michael Todd spits on churchgoer, even though the churchgoer was his brother. Immediately, I was like, okay, this is somebody who was trying to illustrate that scripture in the Bible with Jesus spitting the blind man's eye and made him see. I've heard the sermon before, so I just was not interested. I got interested when I heard the audio on the radio. This wasn't the ordinary spit, bro. Can you put, you can't pull it up? Multiple times, bro. No, it was a loogie, bro. No. Like, oh, like sound effect worthy. Like put this into God. For you to even think that it's okay to put bodily fluids on another man. Where does he spit it, though, in his hands? He spit it in his hands and rubbed it on his face. Yo, I almost gagged just right now thinking about that. So somebody do that to what you doing? You jabbing? Say what? You jabbing him? Yeah, I got to fight you, dude. Well, depending on their size. The point of the sermon was, you know what I'm saying? The point of the sermon, he was saying that, you know, sometimes your blessings are going to come through messy means. It's like your blessings are going to come through like nappy means. You may not always recognize the way your blessings come. I hear that. I hear that. I propose a decision. What I'm telling you is just as he's physically standing here. Yeah, yeah, I ain't watching that. Knowing what's coming. God's saying, can you specifically and spiritually and emotionally? He says, what, you know, they always say, what would Jesus do? God created man in his image of calling his likeness. He's a pastor. Right. So he's trying to, you know, teach like the master teacher. Right. So he spits on this guy because that's what he got from the Bible. So everybody's outraged and, you know, they're mad at him and they're doing a canceled thing online. So there's a lot of things in the Bible that would get you canceled in 2022. Like what? What do you mean? The Bible is misogynistic. The Bible is sexist. The Bible justifies slavery. The Bible is intolerant of homosexuality. Right. I mean, cut your baby in half. Huh? Cut your baby in half. Cut your baby in half no more. Killing your brother. Killing your brother. You can't do that type of stuff. Sodom and Gomorrah. You can't do that. That's intolerant of homosexuality. That's what I'm saying. That's in the Bible. You just get all Sodom and Gomorrah. I mean, if you don't want to do that type of stuff, you believe in that you don't have to do it. So should you cancel the Bible? Should you cancel the Bible? If you're not willing to take some spit on your face. Would you punch Jesus in the face? Listen, if Jesus do something to make me, because he made me. So if he do something that he don't... Well, God made you. He did. So he also made lotion, bro. See? God, damn it. I'm having trouble breathing on him. Showing it on me to spit in your hand. Jesus, though. You need some saliva fast. Listen, but God knows exactly what we're saying. Yes, bro. He's not going to do it. Let's God want me to go to jail or something like that. I need you to talk to somebody in jail. God might let somebody spit on my face. I can beat them up, so I go to jail. What if it's Jesus? That's what I'm saying. I'm going to let it go. What if Jesus himself spit on your eye? And then rubbed it on your face? I might be going through something that he can see that I don't know. And I will let Jesus do that because I know that that's what Jesus does. How do you know it's Jesus, though? Yeah, you assume homeless people are Jesus. That's right. What if a homeless guy walked up to you right now? Pitched in your face and says, Jesus, I need you to see. What would you do in that moment, yo? Greg, fuck that up. Greg, fuck that up. What's that up that day? If he do that that day, you want to get working out of jail, sweet car. Don't think about that, though. What if in that moment he was possessed by the Holy Spirit because you showed a lot of patience with him? Listen. You didn't go crazy? God bless. You know what I mean? Listen, I just know that if God, wherever I end up badly, every morning I tell God. I'm seeing stars right now, though. I did see the stars right now. I opened my eyes and I was seeing stars. God, man. God is in control. Every day I ask God, when I get on my knees before I go to the bathroom, is like take over my eyes and my heart and everything today is all your glory. So whatever happens, if I end up in jail that day, as long as I'm not dead, I'm okay. You can't give God all that credit because you might have just made a poor choice. You might have did something that caused you to go to jail. If somebody spit on me. Jesus. Yeah. He wanted me to go to jail. This is what I'm saying about the Bible. The Bible has a lot of outdated concepts, bro. The Bible has a lot of outdated concepts that, number one, you probably literally shouldn't do. And number two, just simply don't fly anymore in 2022. It's all about your journey. We need the LeBron James version of the Bible, bro. Update it. Nah. It's all about that word, that word got something with it. Okay. Why did he spit? Well, what was in the spit that helped the guy's eyes? No. He's Jesus. That's why it's a miracle. By the way, the bathroom's all with a spit on that dude. And like the dude drew an Afro or something right there on the spot. Okay, spit on me. We wouldn't even be talking about it. He's like, whoa. We need some spit, too. Yeah. One day in Atlanta, baby. One day in Atlanta. And you want Michael Todd to spit on you, baby. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. The bathroom stays at 424 hours. 12 hours dead. Now you want a man to spit on you. If the Afro grew, then all right, let me see what you got. All I'm simply saying is there's a lot of outdated concepts in the Bible. And nobody wants to have that discussion because nobody wants to have the conversation about, well, maybe, just maybe, this man-made piece of literature, maybe we don't need it. Whoa. Are you fucking me? I got God. We got God. You know how I know. But I think we need it because we've chosen to have it for this long. But we don't follow it. Who? No, we do. No, we don't. That's my whole GPS system. That's my guidance. Without that, I wouldn't be out here fucking people up. You've been fucking without being married for years. I think God gave us. You eat pork. You cheated. Before. You stolen. We had to grow. You've lied. You don't think I can grow? I grow. And God gave me that word so I can grow. He did all that knowing he shouldn't. Imagine there was no book that told him that way. He's still doing it now. Even with a book. Think about all these religious folks that judged Michael Todd this week. Christians aren't supposed to judge. They are meant to forget counseling. We always want to fall short. We always want to fall short. That's why he's giving us forgiveness over times 10. Why do Christians got to be perfect if the whole point of God is, you're not perfect. He is. No, that's my point. They're not supposed to be perfect, but they act perfect. They don't care about them. They try to forgive themselves for their sins. And then they judge everybody else. Like, literally, people immediately went to judgment on Michael Todd. Other church people. Where is the counseling? I think that's a really interesting point, which is acknowledging there's certain things in the Bible that we shouldn't replicate today. Yes. His testimonies. Chill out. Yeah, it's more just like, what is the emotional and spiritual message behind it? That's what I need to understand the spit thing. Like, what did the spit serve? You know, like, what was this? The guy, after he put the spit in his eye, he came not blind no more. Right. You see what I'm saying? So he's trying to save. God can work those miracles. He's do us. I'm going to put spit on him and I guess his hair is going to grow or whatever. That hair didn't grow. So right now, he just put spit on him for no reason. That's the outrage. Yeah, but the Bible doesn't say it's going to help your hair grow. Keeps. No. Go check out Keeps. He's promo code idiots. Is that really a myth? No, no. That's good. Okay. I want to reach some of this misogynistic stuff in the Bible. Because I actually think it's... I'm like, I think it's very good. You got to understand what you're saying these church folks outrageous stuff. Bro, you can't read... That's their problem. Jesus' old tweets, bro. That's my point. Because everybody gets canceled for their old tweets. That's my point. So the Bible is an outdated thing. Okay, read it. Read it, read it, read it. Let me see. I don't think so. I think all these people that got outraged, that's why they go to church and that's why they praise and love because they know they fucked up. The people that judge, you're going to church because you know you're a judge. You know that you're this. You know the church is a hospital. I keep telling you. What does that mean? Church is a hospital. Church is a hospital. That's where you go to heal. That's where you go to heal. That's where you know that you're a whoremonger. That's where you know you're a thief. That's where you know you're a liar. You go to church to get healed and to be a better person. Whoremonger. So these people that sit there and sit in there... That should be the new villain in Black Panther. That's what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Whoremonger? Whoremonger. Okay, listen. Now listen. Bro, this is whoremonger. This is 1st Timothy 2, 8, 15. I also want the women to dress modestly with decents and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess the worship of God. A woman should learn in quietness in full submission. Amen. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man. She must be quiet. But Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived. It was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing if they continue in faith, love, and holiness with propriety. That's why they ain't got to do all that because they have childbearing. That's why they have periods and stuff like that. You want me to break it down to you? I got you. What are you talking about? You said a woman will be saved through childbearing. So basically what they're saying is if a woman hasn't given birth, then they're not worthy of being saved? What are you saying? I mean, they probably if you know that a woman right now is pregnant, we'll do everything we can do for that woman if she's pregnant. Women will be saved through childbearing. What about the women who haven't had kids? What about the women who haven't had kids? They can run. They don't need us to help them up the stairs. They don't need us to help them up the stairs. What are you talking about? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? Are you helping? They didn't write it in English, maybe in the original language, it was very clear and concise. And maybe the translation. Maybe. Maybe. No, maybe. You're right. No, you're right. A lot of things, a lot of things in the Bible, when you read it, if you didn't, you can't relate to it, you're going to look at it in a broad thing. But if you know something about that, if you live that, it's going to be so relatable to you. You know exactly what they're talking about. Taylor, if a man said to you, you need to learn in quietness and full submission. See? See? There you go. Once again, you got to ask what a Bible scripture means. Hold on, hold on, when you in school, do you learn by being loud and disrupting shit all the time? Thank you. I'm going to say it in the same way. Keep going. Can't be in full submission though. Of course you're in full submission at school. You go to jail, you have full submission to these guards, and you go to school. In jail wax? Listen to what you're saying. In school? Wait a minute. You're a coach. You prove my point. By saying you're in jail. You prove my point. Let's go to school. Let's just go to school. Okay. Full submission. Not full submission. Not full submission. You need to be. No, but that's how you need to be. You learn in full submission. Yes. You don't have to be, but if you want to learn, then you submit yourself to what that teacher got to say. Quiet. This is fire. Keep going. It is for a marriage. Yeah, the Bible's fire. I'm biblical. Listen, the Bible's fire if you're a misogynistic. By the way, I'm not tripping. I'm just telling you that. You can interpret these scriptures however you want. I'm just saying that I can see how women would interpret this as misogynistic. Why would they be mad? These men are supposed to be there to take care of you. You're telling a woman how to dress? Yes. You're telling her how to dress modestly? Yes. Every man telling a woman that I don't want you wearing that. You're telling her she can't have a labyrinth hairstyle? I don't want you wearing that. I don't feel good on you. Don't you always say be natural? Are you going to have a natural? That is no labyrinth, though. You're telling her she can't have jewelry or expensive clothes? Yeah, that shit's as expensive. What God don't agree with those things is saying right now. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man. She must be quiet. Go ahead and contradict yourself. What do you mean? I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man. She must be quiet. What is a mother supposed to do when a son is in? Can I say something? No, no. My son got a man. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. Exactly. Son's not a man and son's a child. First of all. Second of all. Second of all. Second of all. What are you talking about? The Bible says a woman should not be able to teach or to assume authority over a man. You're a man. Stop listening to your mom. Can I be honest? You're right. You always a child to your mom. Exactly. I'm a mom with a child to your mom. That's my bullshit. How? Wait. What do you want? He's talking about for your wife, man. Show me the fine print. He's talking about for your wife, man. Show me what it says other than your mom. Yo, that last thing that man just threw in the rest of the stuff was Jesus. The last thing. The last thing. Exactly. Jesus wrote that whole shit. She was like, tell these women shut up too. Yo, yeah. Yo, tell them shut up as well. I got to put that up. I'm with you. No, Jesus. For real. Yo. Yo. Come on. Talk too much, man. Mary Magdalene. Remember her dinner? She was yapping nonstop. You know what I'm saying? Don't you want her to be quiet a little bit? Let's just throw it in. Listen. What if this is freestyle? And what if Jesus was talking? And he's trying to get these bars off. And there was some women in the corner that wouldn't hush. So he just said it. God said. Yeah. She must be quiet. That's it. She must be quiet, please. But you got to understand, they didn't have Motrin and all this type of stuff. Back in the day. So when women had their periods back in the day, they probably did talk too much and all this other type of stuff because of the pain that they had. That's true. Motrin. He wrote that before Motrin, bro. He wrote that before Motrin, yo. Charlemagne, you need to acknowledge this. That was written before Motrin. These girls walking around Bethlehem, blood dripping down their thighs and shit. That's crazy, bro. What path come from? Come on. They got to wipe the ass with the tissue. You can't use all that tissue. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. You got to think about the time this was written. Listen, this one right here is wild. Adam was not the one deceived. It was the woman who was deceived. It was. Just put all the blame on her. It was her. She ate the woman. She ate the apple. Hold on. If you cheat, Adam gave his whole river to have a girl and then she sees one little apple and starts eating that shit. You asked me. What's he even sharing? You asked me. Adam wasn't thorough. If you asked me, Adam wasn't thorough. You'd be thorough with a woman? So, hold on. You think Carla would listen to a goddamn snake over you? Maybe if you talk to your woman more and let your woman talk instead of telling her to be quiet, she wouldn't have to listen to a snake. I think Adam had a little meat. Because you're supposed to walk over. There's only one snake in this. A snake might have been the one. The snake might have been his meat. Man, I listened. He was talking to it. You two, what is it? You two addicted to the dick? Hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute. Is this okay, God? Is this okay, God? Is this okay? That big ass Anaconda. Is this okay? That big ass Anaconda. Talk to Eve. Eve is the lesson as ladies. Don't be addicted to the dick. Be addicted to the man. Y'all love dicks so much. Stop loving dicks all the goddamn time and love your man. And the apple was the balls. Listen, we've put in all of this for years. We've put all this blame on Eve when the reality is Adam just didn't have her the way he thought he had her. Because why did she feel like she needed to go talk to a snake? Nobody. She'd have been able to get up and ease the air. All these girls. And say, y'all don't listen to your man. What do you talk about? Y'all cheat on that man all the time because of the dick. Nah, you know what it is? This is what it is. This is when you're married and they need a lot of it, bro. This is them needing too much dick. Yeah, girls got proud with dick, bro. Yeah, this is them needing too much dick, bro. That's what it is. Yeah. If you're ready to have a snake get into your girl's ear. I'm sure they try. And tell your girl. What you mean try? Oh, you think you better than Adam? No, I'm just saying, I'm sure they try to highlight my girl. I get it. I know snakes try to highlight my girl all day. So if somebody hollers at your girl, right? Uh-huh. Who's fault is that? If you're not doing something at home that you're supposed to be doing and somebody gets at your girl's ear for a week moment. If it's my fault, I take it. It's like anything else in life. If it's her fault, you gotta take it. Bro, you need to be a bible fan. Bro, you need a bible fan. Bro, you do this all the time. Give me another one. Give me another one, bro. I love Christianity. Hold on, what else did I say? I said, sexist? Yeah, real talk. I put you out understand. What's the greatest thing in the Bible? What? When they're on their period, can you really sit down and listen because you know they're not on their right mind. What's the Bible say about periods? No, that's interesting. That's why he didn't give them all of it. Listen, we gotta put you out to the side. You have to have your periods. We know you're not going to be in your right state of mind because you have to have the babies. We need you to go through this. Y'all have to take care of them. Make sure they're good. What's wrong with that? Yeah, I think that everything is checked out. The Bible talks about menstruation, bro. Of course, the Bible talks about everything, dawg. Wow, Leviticus 2018. If a man lies with a woman doing her menstrual period and uncovers her nakedness, he has naked her fountain and she has uncovered the fountain of her blood. Both of them shall be cut off from among their people. I don't know what this means. I mean, stop fucking girls on their periods, bro. Oh, dawg. Yeah. You've done that before. We all have. Who liked it, though? Who really liked that bloodshed? Yo, you realize that you've... There's at least... You've contra... Everything in the Bible... Why did God say forgiveness? He gave us so many things because he knew that we were going... We were born at centers. We was going to come through the... We were going to come through the canal and then we were going to see the sunlight. Shout out to one of the Bible schools. Listen, you don't think that's some bullshit, though? But how do you get stronger without going through the struggle? Because in the world, we can't do that. Why not? We can't continue to fuck up, fuck up, fuck up and just ask for forgiveness. That happens every day. They'll put you in jail forever. If you get caught and then you get out. If you get caught. No, but then you get out eventually. What if they give you life? Because what in all the pain will you do? Even prison got a three-strike law. Talk about... Prison isn't Christian. He ain't got... He ain't got... We don't even know who Christian is. Now all of a sudden, you're about prison? He's got prison. Now you forgot the 17th... Deep-fund Christianity. Deep-fund the church. This guy's wild, bro. The church is right. Give me one thing. You have to give us one thing we disagree with. What does it mean with your money? That's the other thing. Because you got to understand right now... Why would God need money? As being a pastor's son... Say what? How would God need money? I'm going to tell you. As being a pastor's son, who paying the light bill? What I got to do with God? I'm going to tell you. Because this is his sanctuary. This is his hospital. This is where you need to go. The Bible says you cannot find God in any man-made temple. Exactly. It says that as a scripture. So you right now... So you wouldn't want to go to the Potter House and hear what T.D. Jakes said? I love going to the Potter House. All right. So what are you talking about? You don't want these lights to be on? When I donate money to the... Well, you don't have the chicken and stuff after this church. On Sundays, when I donate, because I do donate to the Bishop T.D. Jakes, guess what I'm donating to? I'm donating to T.D. Jakes in the Potter House. But can I be honest with you? I would never say this is for God. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Well, no, but you know what you're doing is to God. Also, God didn't say here's light. He said, let there be light. Pay the bill. Yeah. Yeah. You got to pay the bills. You need money to pay the bill. That's right. That's what it's for. He was very clear about that. That's what it's for. A lot of things in the neighborhood. People don't understand church take care. They take care of a lot of people that is homeless and messed up and always need their light bill paid. Give me a scripture. Go, give me one. I don't know which one. That's literally not a single one. Leviticus 15, 1930. Who was Leviticus, bro? You don't know what that is? Leviticus 15, 1930. I'll tell you right now. When a woman has a discharge and the discharge in her body is blood, she shall be in her menstrual impurity for seven days. And whoever touches her shall be unclean until the evening. Got blood on you. And everything on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean. Everything also on which she ships shall be unclean. And whoever touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. And whoever touches anything on which she sits shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in the water and be unclean until the evening. Whether it is the bed or anything on which she sits when he touches it, he shall be unclean until the evening. What's the point today? They didn't have pads back in the day. Yeah, but what's the point of that scripture? Blood is all over. This is the meaning of the scripture. No, this is the most meaningful. They got all this blood all over the place. Everything she touches. You got blood on it. It's not about the blood. What is it about? It's about a little separation during their period. Oh, you mean like don't be around a woman for seven days? That's all it is. She can't sit on nothing. She can't lay on nothing, right? You can't even touch her. Everything about it. And also, you understand the word unclean is different now than then. Unclean back in the day killed you. If water was unclean, you drank it, you died. If you got a wound infected, you died. Unclean, I think you have to look at is almost like will kill you. So if you replace those words, she'll kill you. She'll kill you. So now you take the woman who's on her period. You move her to a separate part of the community, right? And then what did God do? God made them cycle so they're all together. So you just put this bloody cyclone to a different part of the community, right? And then all the dudes kick it for a fucking week. Everybody hangs out. Talk story. We need that away from them. Exactly. It's free time. This is fire, bro. Bro, and guess what? Just like you said about the thinking up part. When they get together, they sync up. So it's a reason why God did that. Exactly. It's one another. So we all go over there. It's one week. And then he gave us porn. Come on. Not yet. Really? I was saying not yet. The Bible frowns upon porn. Yeah, it does. Yes. Okay, give me another one, Sean. Everything about this makes sense, man. I'm looking for this one that I know. I'm looking for this one that really slaps. Where is it at, man? She didn't get nothing. Who's it by though? Who's it by? No, because y'all have justified a bunch of bullshit. You know it's crazy though. Instead of just admitting that the Bible is an outdated thing. And by the way, I don't care either way. I don't care either way. Y'all outdated. I don't think it is. By the way, I don't care either way. I'm just saying by today's standards and what they cancel people for. There's a million things in the Bible. I don't agree with all the cancel. I don't agree with all the cancel bullshit though. So that's your question. You know how the women try to say that God is woman or woman is God or whatever? Who said that? I don't think that's true. Some women would be trying to say that. Women say that. Is that in the Bible? Because we're just going off the Bible. Hold on. It's the slapper. It's the slapper. Our father. Our father. First Peter 2 18. Okay. St. Peter's rights. Slaves. Okay. Be subject to your masters with all reverence. Okay. Not only to those who are good and equitable, but also to those who are perverse. Okay. Paul condemns enslavers with the sexually immoral abuses of themselves. Forget that one. But also to those who are perverse. And that means slaves have to love their masters. Okay. Okay. Have to be good to their masters. Okay. And have to always do what their masters want even if it's perverse. Who's a master? How a master look? What are you talking about? Slave. I'm just saying. So how would a slave look? Oh, wait a minute. I'm a slave to my girl. Man, knock it off. Wait, wait a minute. I have to listen to what the fuck she's saying. When you go home tonight, I want you to watch Birth of a Nation, the Nat Turner movie. Nat Turner was a pastor in Virginia who... Rebelled. Rebelled. That's cool. I would have been one of them guys. ...was using the Bible to control the slaves. So don't forget the perverse part. If you believe in the Bible, that means your slave master can fuck you in the ass. No. Why not? The Bible says you can't. The Bible says you have to be equitable to your slave master even if it's perverse. Bend over, grab your Tim's wax. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Because putting a dick in an ass will send you to hell. We can't do that. That's why the Bible's a perversion. No, it's not. No, it is. Hey, perverse doesn't mean that. It could be perverse working environment. It's unbelievable. Not actual sexual perverse. He only wanted to put one dick in his ass. Also, by the way, I have to understand what slavery was at that time. A lot of people, like he said, slaves to what? People slave to their jobs right now. You know how many people slave? Why then Dave Chappelle? Don't do that. He said he's about to be a slave to his job. That's silly. You could be so many slaves to so many things. No, you can't. So you tell me, you mean you can't be slaves? No, you can't. People slave to their self right now today. Because you never slave before. You can quit a job. I didn't work. I didn't work. We're talking about slavery. Whips. Chains. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. Now, here's the thing. I would argue that this was at a time where that word was used for somebody who had a debt to be paid and they worked under someone in order to pay that debt. And then after paying that debt, then they were free to do whatever they want depending on the length of that debt. And I think there are stories in the Bible about that. Oh, for five years, I had to do this to pay that. Now, I don't know anything about that. I think it's still like that because you got a boss at work. You got to listen to him. That's not a slave, bro. What is that work? You got a job. Well, you can leave. Stop this. You have your freedom. You have your freedom. Exactly. You can free. I think you have to listen to somebody and you don't want to. Well, give us another one, Charlotte. I think that's a slave. Come on. 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Let me see what the category was. The category was Outstanding Arts and Entertainment Podcast. So salute the Reasonably Shady. Giselle and Robin, they got nominated. And I got to salute the homie Michelle Williams. Her podcast, Checking In, was nominated at the NAACP Awards for Outstanding Lifestyle Self-Help Podcast. So make sure you subscribe to both of those podcasts. Congratulations to both of those podcasts. And make sure you go out there, man. And grab Tameka Mallory, State of Emergency, How to Win, and the country we built on Black Privilege Publishing. And grab Anita Kopeck's Shallow Waters, also on Black Privilege Publishing. And make sure you scream, The God's Honest Truth on Paramount Plus. My late night talk show the whole first season is up there on Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus is the shit. Paramount Plus is the shit. I'm not gonna lie, I've been watching Yellowstone on that shit. Fuck with Yellowstone, huh? Dude, yeah. I mean, it's just really fun. It's great. It's succession, but like in Montana. And I think it exposes succession in a lot of ways. Like, succession is great acting, great writing, but at the end of the day it's like a bunch of billionaires that pretend to have problems. And it's just like, just leave. Take your inheritance. If your day is hard, just leave. Go to the Bahamas, enjoy your life. If you were in the world and then just don't put up with that drama, if it's so bad. You're choosing to be there. Yeah, I've watched the episode of succession, a couple of them. I didn't like it only because for the same reason you just said. Because it's like, that's unrealistic. You know what I would like to see? And maybe they do explore this in other episodes. I don't know. It just shows you can't run from yourself. And it shows that money don't make you happy. So whatever you, true happiness is internal. So you can have all the money in the world. I haven't even seen Yellowstone, but from what you're saying it sounds like it's just a bunch of people enjoying nature. It's like basically a soap opera, like high stakes drama. They have this massive ranch in Montana. And basically it's like everybody wants to take that land from them. And there's some white folks that took it from some Native Americans back today. Native American dudes are trying to take it back. These other land developers from California are trying to encroach on their shit. And it's like the wild stuff that they have to do to protect this land. And the land that they essentially have is the size of Rhode Island. The biggest private ranch. And they don't make no money on it. They just have billions of dollars worth of actual fucking property. But they, their only value is in that property. So everybody's trying to find ways to screw them out of it. And they got to do fucked up gangster shit to like keep it. It's just a cool, for me, I hate worlds that I'm familiar with. Like the succession shit, like a bunch of white people in corporate America in New York City, like I've been seen it. Like I love Sopranos is great, but like I grew up with these dudes. So it's like, but that horse riding mountain shit. All right. That's a new world. Let's enjoy it. I'm with you. I'm with you. The name don't slap them. I think Yellowstone Park. Yeah. I think Yogi Bear. Yeah. You know what I mean. I'll be with you. Don't slap. Yep. What's your church announcement show? Oh, Infamous Store. Callie. We coming, man. We'll be there this month. I think there's tickets left for Coachella. Right. So Oxnard sold out. Brea sold out. I think Coachella and San Jose. Go check those out. Maybe a few tickets left for Sacramento, theatershows.com for all the rest of the cities. Tour is going through the end of April, man. The door dates are already set. Nothing else added. So if you want to see the Infamous Tour, you got to get one of these dates. And yeah, man. We'll see you in Radio City Music Hall. That's going to be fucking wild, man. Radio City? Right. So yeah. So check out theatershows.com. Go get those tickets before they are gone in the places. Radio City. We are, bro. No, we're never Radio City. That's it. Let's cook up some fun stuff for Radio City, man. All right. What do we want to touch on? I thought Kanye's bar to Pete was corny as hell. I like it. I thought it was corny. I mean, I like that a little bit. I didn't like it. Really? Yeah. Just he's showing little balls. You guys choose something. What happened to Jesus? I like Jesus. I love Jesus. What happened to God? It is. You weren't even cursing on your records, and now all of a sudden you want to beat up Pete Davis? But that's what I'm saying. It's like you see the guy who's always nerdy, but he's talented and everybody loved him then. You know, you see the church guy who's played the piano. Now he out there bucking back at the guy. He's like, you see the nerdy guy want to get a little tough. You don't think that's cool? I don't believe it. That's why it's cool. It's funny. We don't believe it. I want to see it entertaining. Oh, you don't believe he can take Pete? I don't believe that he'll do it. Famous people don't fight. No. He just punched somebody. He paid that motherfucker. Like everybody believes like Jake Paul, what's his fate? Tyra Woodley is rigged. Everybody believes Logan Paul, Floyd Mether, Wayne Withers-Rigged, and then Kanye punches a fucking paparazzi. You don't think that's rigged? That's a god damn mind, bro. Like of course. I was shocked that Kanye went on Jason Lee, Saluti Jason Lee and Holly went on lock. I was shocked that he went on there and admitted it. Because I was like, shit, you admit that shit on me. I'm going back to the scene of the crime and I'm going to lay back down on the crime where you hit me. I'm trauma right here. That's going to cost him a couple of dollars, but he got it. He got it. You know what I mean? I just thought the line was corny. You know what I mean? And for me it's like I think about what he said on Drink Champs when he said he used all the backpackers. Remember he was like, I used all the backpackers. I never really liked backpack rap. And then you see him hanging out with like a lot of the street rappers now. He's hanging out with all these guys just to be able to say that line. You know what I mean? But I want all those street rappers to know he's using y'all too. But the difference is the street rappers aren't going to be used. They're going to keep their hand in Kanye West pockets because wolves do not make good house pets. And Kanye West will learn that. And you see what happened to 6ix9ine. 6ix9ine learned that their heart was. Wolves don't make good house pets. I don't care. You think you're using them for your own... That's right. You think you're using them for your own personal gain. No. Right now? No. You're going to be doing more concerts. You're going to be on more songs. Birthday party. Sweet 16. That's right. You're going to use you up. That's right. You'll be the two-paced baby. No. Good luck. That's all I can tell you. And I don't even wish people good luck because I don't believe in it. Good luck. You know what I mean? Are you going tired of the antics? It seems like you're a little tired of the antics. I've been tired of it. I've been tired of it. I don't think it's antics. I mean anybody who have a baby mom and you got a new boyfriend, you always going to throw a couple of stabs at him until you finally have a beer and chill out. But it's okay for Kanye to do this. He's still a human. Listen, you're absolutely right. He can do whatever you want. Think about his kids. He don't like this man right now. He's fucking his wife. Not his girlfriend, not his ex. Well, it's ex-wife. No, it is ex-wife. No, it is ex-wife. It is ex-wife. It is ex-wife. But it's his wife, though. Once you kiss somebody, eat their pussy, you're like, I almost love you forever. He's fucking other girls, too. Nah, man. You're a fucking girl. But you like, he did all that nasty stuff to her knowing she had a period. Come on, bro. What? He ate her pussy before. What do you know about? I don't know. He's just going to do it anyway. This just went left for no reason. What are you talking about? I just think it's corny. And also, too, it's just like once again, when you're privy to other information, we're not on the outside looking in and just seeing what people know on social media. We talk to these people. And we know it's just silly. It's just all silly. And yes, it does get exhausting, and yes, it gets tiresome. And Pete ain't running off there. That's in everybody, healing energy. Pete is living his best life. He's just having a ball. Alright. BDD is out here. Big Davidson. Okay? We know who the snake is. We know who Eve is. And we know where the snake lies. That snake is hanging. That snake is hanging on Pete's body. Whispering in Eve's ear. Eat the apple. Eat the goddamn apple. I'm sitting there everybody healing energy in this situation. I like the Jay-Z Meek Mill thing. Did you see that with Jay-Z and Meek Mill? They're fighting. I don't know if they're fighting. I don't know what you actually call it, but they're doing something to where they don't want rapper's lyrics used in court anymore. What's the exact headline? They don't want rapper's lyrics. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It shouldn't be used as evidence. It should be inadmissible. Jay-Z Meek Mill and more push for a law to prevent lyrics from being used in court against rappers to prove guilt. That's not cool. Here's my thing. How about let's tell rappers number one, let's tell people not to commit crimes. That's number one. Number two, let's tell them not to rap about them. Don't tell them yourself. If I do something and then I get on a record and rap about it, that's an admission of guilt. I'm incriminating myself. Why wouldn't I use that in court if I'm a lawyer trying to win a case? That's like Jay-Z and Meek Mill telling them whatever you hear on these cell phones after they make a drug deal, don't lock them up for it. It's pretty much kind of the same thing. It's all incriminating. Tell them to stay off the phones like you're supposed to do OGs. You got so many other things out here to go after. You can't make a rule to stop people like you killed somebody and then you rapped and killed somebody and you do it because you know there's going to be clout attached to it. And now all of a sudden you're upset that the police also found sound clout and then you're going to go to jail. I'd like to hear more about the thought process behind this because a lot of it has to even go to the blame of rappers because the thing about rappers is like your lyrics are supposed to be real. There was a point in our culture but not having real lyrics. I'm even on record of saying I like my gangsta rappers to do gangsta things and hindsight is the stupidest shit in the world to say and it's the stupidest shit to encourage but we did so what happened was you had all these dudes in the street like oh these motherfuckers ain't even doing this shit for real we out here really doing it so let's get on here and talk about our real lives and now those are the people getting jammed. I could put a stop to all this immediately. Hold record labels accountable as accessories after the fact now they might not go to jail for it but there'll be something and if you know about a murder you know about a robber you know about all these things that really did happen no no no you just know about it they were recorded at your studio you heard the song before everybody else you heard it before everybody else call the police call crime stoppers you do that that whole gangsta genre is done game over or well I'll say this real quick just finish or you're only allowed to rap about fake shit because if it's fake you could put it out there and I'm fine with that if rappers from day one always said this is just entertainment we're fictional storytellers none of this is true cause let's be clear country music maybe they did but even if they did it was real I mean they are country music they're like I got in a bar fight and did a thing maybe there was some sort of fight Johnny Cash talked about clapping somebody I think yeah it is a Johnny Cash song I remember him saying he talked about clapping somebody he's probably performing for that motherfucker in that jail he's singing a song about him my point is if you commit a crime don't get on a record and rap about it it's totally out of your brain that's not fair when you were younger you wanted your gangsta rappers rapping real shit and you say now that's stupid but can the younger generation have their no not when they getting locked up for it that's right and it goes back to what I said the generation before us they were entertaining 95% of that shit they was talking about was bullshit it absolutely was that's why Chris Rock made CB4 back in the day cause they knew these dudes were faking like literally 90 for 5% I don't think at least 85% of it for sure but what happened was these real dudes on the sideline saw these people rapping about their life and they decided to jump in the game talking about their real life over and over and over again now you're rapping no more and they getting jammed up I'm not going to name some of these people but there's literally cases where guy puts, guy pays his man to go kill a rival and then raps about the rival getting killed and his man who he paid to kill him and all of them get picked up by the fed like it's literally like that Keenfield sketch it's literally like the Keenfield sketch there were a lot of rappers we grew up with that said oh they get their inspiration from people around them they rap about some of the stuff going on that the people around them are doing the kids are doing the same shit I mean they are but some of them are actually doing these crimes I believe rappers entertainment I don't believe people should be jammed up for their rap lyrics but if you commit a crime and then I hear a record and you admit to this crime that you committed not even on some generic like I walk in the club and kill people I'm talking about this person kill this person while this person was wearing this shirt you gotta go to jail by the way what has happened which makes it crazy how would Meek Mill and Jay-Z feel if somebody wrote a song killing someone they loved and people wanted to use that as evidence to put that person in jail would they also keep that same energy would they be like nah we don't use rap so I think they should lead this one along in this era we smoking on such and such we smoking on this person these kids are literally making songs about the people that they are killing literally the whole thing coming out of Florida where these guys were rapping over pop songs and these songs are huge but allegedly this is really shit that's going on in the street and the police even know about it one of the young boys took three perks or something like that and almost died and he did it because of the song you know what I'm saying he just wanted to be cool we asked him like what the fuck made you do this he thought that these motherfuckers really that's doing the songs really popping all these perks and shit and drinking lean and all that type of shit but all that shit I get what you said but what you're talking about right now is influence I'm talking about actually committing a crime going on the record and rapping about that crime that was influence too because they killed that because they seen 50 seconds shot and then he blew up other people killed somebody and then got blew up like oh damn that's what I gotta do these people influence these motherfuckers who do dumb shit and they ain't even really doing it I can't use none of that in court they ain't really doing it back in the day they ain't really doing it back in the day and this guy ain't really smoking lean and taking three perks these killing people and they taking perks yeah that's all influence I agree with that that's all influence I think this is separate from this though because it's literally if you incriminate yourself on the record it can be used in court it's really just that simple because they would do it if you wrote a letter they would do it if it was a phone tap conversation you just put music behind it so they don't use it that's right let's do some let's do some asking idiots Taylor so Eric our Tenek wants to know what are you still trying to prove to yourself or others what am I still trying to prove to myself or others I'm not trying to prove nothing to nobody at all like zero that's always been a problem that's always been a problem growing up you had a problem growing up as you always want to prove to other people at this point in my life I ain't trying to prove nothing to nobody at all what am I trying to prove to myself that's a good one that's an interesting question I guess I'm still living it because you know you're 43 you're a father you're a husband you're living out your wildest dream so you just want to prove to yourself that you're everything you always thought you were you know what I mean that's all I just want to continue to prove to myself that I'm everything I've always believed myself to be everything I've always envisioned myself to be I'm doing and I just want to continue to do it on a high level yeah I want to tell myself it's not as bad as it seems it's not as good as it is so just keep me balanced and keep going my daddy always said that you're never as good as they say you are prove to myself you've been looking in the mirror a lot lately what the fuck is going on man you've been looking in the mirror a lot it's like a lot I can't believe it's like I feel so sexy and then I look in the mirror and I'll be like yeah I was right you know what I mean you know what I'm saying I just got a new haircut I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm trying to get rid of myself I go back to this motherfucker I can't even get enough confidence I still got hair on my head motherfuckers ain't walking by like yo nice cut yeah exactly they don't see what I see that is a good question what do you prove to yourself I don't know prove to yourself I could be wrong but I think the same might apply to you you were right yeah that's a good way that's satisfying in order for us to do these things we need to believe in ourselves yeah yeah yeah so that's a better way to put it because it's not like I don't believe in myself and I'm like let me try to is I believe in myself and now I'm proving that I was right every step too because you'll know how far God actually going to take us wherever we are right now one step into this you already start winning man I said it last year I was like yo you've been watching all of us on this journey for so long just imagine where we'll be in 10 years so for me that's my thing just constantly proving that we are who we've always said we are and we are who we believe ourselves to be and we keep proving ourselves right because we're always going to have doubters they there, they there for a reason by the way there's you show me who gets positive reinforcement other than from their people there's always going to be somebody telling you you ain't shit, you ain't shit you're not this, you're not that you don't want no smooth road you'll fall asleep you don't want no smooth road you'll fall asleep that's interesting you need some turns, you need some bumps keep you on your toes I don't want nothing smooth you don't want to house my girl love me too much fuck that, what happened? I want all that love, fuck all that I was talking about that I was saying 2022 is the year of boundaries meaning like you really got to set your boundaries in order to find peace I think sometimes we accept too much from people you know somebody ain't good for you you know what I'm saying he's not good for you but we still accept him for whatever reason because out of habit because we feel like we should set your boundaries and be unapologetic about setting your boundaries because I'm at the point in my life where if I don't trust you or if I don't feel safe around you can't be in my life you know what I mean? I gotta trust you, I gotta feel safe fuck comfortable, we use that word a lot but the devil can make us comfortable that's his job the worst thing when people trying to get you they don't want to make you comfortable you know what I mean? talk to you for a second over here you know come over here for a second, I want to highlight you they're trying to make themselves feel comfortable so they can do what they do to you fuck all that I don't want to feel comfortable, I want to feel safe trust it I want to trust you and I want to feel safe if I don't trust you and I don't feel safe you hear him TSA? am I going in the back room I feel safe we'll find you right here you want to fly or you want to go home? that's right give us another one Taylor um for Lexan I'm going to say it like that if you had the option to mechanically enhance your body what would you do to it? if I do what now? if you had the option to mechanically enhance your body mechanically? how can you mechanically enhance your body? make your feet bigger make your hands bigger I'm thinking he's saying it in a way like a metal arm or something and have it do something that's what I was thinking I'll take an adamantium skeleton I'll take that I mean we mechanically enhance our body all the time this phone is mechanically enhancing our mind it keeps all the information that we need it allows us to remember everything is it really mechanically enhancing our mind though? it's not enhancing it but it's replacing it in a better way it's got all the answers all the information it used to be smarter it is a better version of storing information than just remembering okay we understand everything in our phone those shows we know everything in our phone okay so there's two there's two discussions here like one is more philosophical like is this hurting us or is this helping us and then the other one is just like data storage system it's really efficient we appreciate it you haven't spoken to them for two years but then we go does this reduce our overall happiness which I think 100% so it's like finding that balance I think our cognitive dissonance do though I really do I think our cognitive thinking skills everything I really do cause even when you have conversations with kids and they're like let me look it up back in the day man we used to let this shit fly I love that we had a phone to get misinformation we've been putting out misinformation I'm very nitty for years Mark says it's funny when we're talking about misinformation and it's like why are you assuming it's gender why can't it be mystery information that's a good one Mark that's a good one I hope he's saying it's gotta be wrong why women always gotta be wrong you know what I mean why Eve always out here that's the slapper that's the slapper give us another one well I don't know if y'all have discussed this before did y'all watch Spider-Man a lot then wanna know how did y'all feel about it oh yeah let's talk about it man first of all that movie is phenomenal Tom Holland is phenomenal Zendaya is phenomenal the fat Hawaiian kid is great who did this who keep doing this that's Spider-Man cause I just keep seeing this everywhere whoa one day in Atlanta bro one day in Atlanta we got guys he was dead too he keeps seeing this everywhere what angle do you see they just see it what the fuck Spider-Man you didn't like it it was cool all of that best Marvel movie of all time everybody relaxed you know what's weird I don't even rank the Spider-Man movies with the Marvel movies Spider-Man to me is his own franchise great trilogy I thought it was great I wanna see more of it I think people got more excited over the cameos which were great and they have to make a decision to make those cameos to make them make sense they just have done a phenomenal job I didn't love the story I didn't love the story I just thought it was more hype than actual great storytelling I enjoyed the movie but I enjoyed it for the Daredevil cameo and seeing Toby McGuire come out Andrew Garfield and actually I didn't really like them just stepping out of the portals like that that was lazy that was almost as bad as DC introducing the Justice League in the email I'm like can I get a little bit something else other than fucking Andrew Garfield just stepping out of a portal cuz Ned learned magic for the first time Toby stepping out of a portal cuz Ed learned magic Ned learned magic for the first time you could have introduced them in a more clever way I think that's fine I just thought that it was interesting the way that they played off of the different Spider-Man the way that they closed up certain storylines that we need a little bit of closure with the way that they portray Spider-Man I think is so interesting where he's just this regular dude that's trying to do what's right the dude ain't even rich he's really just a regular ass dude from Queens trying to save the people from his neighborhood he's not even going to Manhattan it's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man he comes to Manhattan when he wants to swing from shit I just I love that idea like you were there for the neighborhood you were there to help your people the street level Spider-Man is going to be awesome moving forward now he's just back to Spider-Man it's not the Iron Spider with the Tony Stark suit people don't know I thought they left him the suit or something now people don't know him oh god I'm sorry I thought you were talking about they just know him as Spider-Man he don't have access to this dark technology and all of that stuff nobody knows him I just got goosebumps they don't know him as Peter Parker so he's like reintroducing himself all over again it's going to be interesting but what a beautiful sacrifice I just thought that was awesome there's something so selfless about that character we love that character it's always put in these positions where it's always the people first I understand that's what a hero is but he embodies that shit and I know it's so silly to talk about a cartoon like this but maybe in the same way we talk about these like Bible stories it's like sometimes the stories mean more than the actual characters in Spider-Man it's like what is the right thing to do in that situation he saved their dream man with great power comes great responsibility that's literally all it summed up the only thing I didn't like they gave credit to him learning that in the movie I feel like they gave credit to Aunt May kind of oh cause yeah he you know what I mean when the reality is you watch Tony Stark die Spider-Man you watch Tony Stark sacrifice his self oh wow all you had to do was give up people knowing you and you know what I mean that's it you just had to give up people knowing you a little anonymity is that the right word? anonymity in his future though cause he was gonna go to Tony Stark died Alex he died no more pepperpods you know what I mean that's true I enjoyed it I just think that everybody was jumping out the window like this is the best Marvel movie ever greatest Marvel movie of all time why do y'all do that stop we keep this in mind for two years we haven't seen a great movie that's all it is that's right and I think that played into it having that communal experience watching something that should be seen on a big screen and let's be honest Marvel for the most part is phenomenal at story they create great stories we're into, we're exciting great effects and they hire awesome actors like say what you want I get pissed off that all these motherfuckers are from England like I want my Spider-Man to be from New York right but like that kid is a star bro you know why I haven't watched Eternals yet Eternals? I haven't watched Eternals yet cause it's got too many high profile stars Harry Styles, Angelina Jolie that's not the way I like my Marvel movies interesting I didn't know Chris Helmsworth was a dream until I saw Thor you know what I'm saying I didn't really recognize Chris Evans like that did you I knew Robert Downey Jr of course even him was coming back from but you know the difference we fuck with these characters so hard when they're the famous ones I don't know what the Eternals is I'm not a big Marvel head so you need to bring some like real heat with the actors to get a guy like me into Eternals and I still am not into it I never fuck with Paul Rudd Paul Rudd is a guaranteed smash let me explain something about Paul Rudd hasn't missed his career is non-stop bangers no matter what the fuck it is when they put Paul Rudd in there my first reaction was like Paul Rudd and I was like oh yeah Paul Rudd never misses it don't matter with Paul Rudd he was perfect for Ant-Man he bought you to the theater man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just Paul Rudd don't play he bodied Ant-Man literally they made Ant-Man as a throwaway at least in my mind I was like oh they just need to introduce the character it is what it is and then he stole a few scenes in Avengers a few Ant-Man is the man in in-game Paul Rudd the man in in-game what makes a good Marvel movie what's one of y'all worst ones the worst MCU the worst trash it wasn't trash it was cool it wasn't trash it's the worst one in the trilogy but it wasn't trash uh what's the bad what makes a trash what's y'all definition black widow black widow ain't trash black widow is on the level of first captain america to me yeah she's born like he's born you know what I mean like what does she do I'm gonna watch it I just you know all those stars turn me off like uh Harry Styles yeah you know what I mean don't get me wrong I love One Direction best song that was one of my favorite songs ever One Direction Ghost Steal My Girl that's the song you know it's like I'm gonna watch it though Shang-Chi was cool it was okay I tried I gave Shang-Chi a shot cause my boy Ronnie Chang is in it and Ronnie was great but uh I don't know who Ronnie Chang is I watched it cause Aquafina I mean I would have watched it anyway and Aquafina you really gave it a shot for them I did enjoy Shang-Chi I enjoyed it you know what it was I'm just not familiar with the character like that and even when I look up in my goddamn Marvel encyclopedia Shang-Chi's got like a quarter of a page you know what I mean so it's kinda like they took something and tried to make it more than what it is which is great cause that's what Marvel does you know so I mean I enjoyed it it was a good movie but yeah to your point this was the first Spider-Man was it No Way Home Spider-Man No Way Home was the first Marvel Banger that we've seen in a minute in a couple of years and it felt good it felt really good you know I wanted to talk real quick before we get out of here the NLE chopper shit oh the little fight thing and the reason I wanted to talk about the NLE chopper shit is because even more so than just people it's scary nowadays what people will do for cloud and attention we really live in a world that's really just about perspective remember back in the day they would say um believe half of what you hear no no believe half of what you see none of what you hear and there's one more believe none of what you hear half of what you see yo that's literally like we really have to take that to heart in 2020 2022 you should believe nothing of what you hear like I'm not even joking you should believe none of what you hear you hear it you listen that's it no I'm just saying you listen you right because if a girl you might hear a girl moaning or stuff like that she might be playing with her stuff or against match either one but you listen right you might be wrong either one but don't internalize the information is what I'm saying until you've actually done a lot more research on your own and now you know right and you really got to believe half of what you see because this dude got on video and was like I just knocked NLE chopper it's a woman in the background co-signing it like he just knocked out NLE chopper and then you actually see the other angle of the video it's none of that like literally none of that he looked like he dropped him he looked like he dropped him in the video I thought NLE tripped he slipped but that's what you're doing from being out there by yourself with your toes out there's a reason why I put Tim's on because at any time you're ready especially these days right now somebody's gonna come get you look what happened somebody's gonna fuck with you that day you got slides on and shit my point is they can manipulate us so many different ways the internet can manipulate you manipulate us so many different ways and it's just like everything is about perspective like you're a fool if you just jump to a conclusion based off the first thing you see nowadays literally you're a fool if you jump to a conclusion based off what you hear but you're really a fool that's why even when you know we do these topics you know on the podcast or on the radio I always say let's do them for shits and giggles because we really don't know like that whole story about oh Travis Scott called Kanye West over to the house I don't know if it's true or not I don't believe that I don't believe you really believe Travis who's been accused of inciting rights would call this guy over they cause mad commotion without running it by the family he might have he might have if he called Travis if he's going through you don't know where Travis is the party was at capacity and he just wanted more people in there this guy this guy this guy this guy this is why he's one of the greatest comedians in the earth how do you want it stand up written word what do you want man this guy what is speech who does that as always think we're smart think you're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to the podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots you don't know shit you're right to it's the brilliant idiots podcast thank you for listening