 Let's do the No hooray, we're back and we're excited and we're thrilled and we are happy we aren't miserable at all Nor are we depressed or bored wow what a great episode guys aren't you ready for episode two of the Disney? Star Wars series show a soca By Dave Filoni because I am boy. Oh boy. Am I? While I was pissing I was thinking about the last episode we watched and sorry to hear that No, it's fine. It went well if they wanted to have Sabine get hurt or nearly mortally wounded They could have constructed it in a way where she didn't have to be an idiot all on her own away from the city and gets you know Attacked right they could have had her and a soca on the ship get attacked by the Sith and still got all the outcomes That they wanted right there's no reason to split them up narratively I mean it hurts to show because it makes her seem like a moron and a soca a moron for letting it happen and everyone else Also morons for allowing it to happen I don't know why they make some of these decisions when they can get all the outcomes They want narratively without having all the characters necessarily be complete total idiots So the first episode was pretty great, and we're looking to see how the vents unfold further Why would we have any more preamble than that? We're excited to see what the show has to offer us next. Is everyone ready? Yes, I am so ready You know who could help you with this I'm not sure she'll want to help You know who could help you with this probably hundreds and thousands of people across the galaxy just give it to someone who likes puzzles I guess yeah, and also we're probably gonna keep this somewhere Please a child could have solved that in this spare time also I hope that Sabine gets a big chewing out for you know fucking everything up Yeah, like the hugely fucking everything up because you handed me alone because you can't just think in a room like normal people What's funny to consider by the way is this show much like Betty shows this era have to just lead into the sequels That's their job I mean the robot missing her twice like that like you had one fucking job robot Look at that wound out the back as well like that's hitting several important things live her lung Remember when stupid sniper lady she got shot in the belly, and then they brought it back Mechanical stuff more reasonable than just nothing. Oh, you're not dead yet in hops at all Sabine Sabine wake up run a white room it wow it's white I was just at a hospital yesterday. They've got color in things. No the droids They took the matte locks. How are you alive? I unlocked it there were two galaxies, and then a pathway appeared between them a pathway Well, it's not it's just a line you seem like remarkably okay for someone who just had a massive hole put in their chest You're just chilling. That was like that was like I was okay fine I was yeah that was last night that was like that was missing in your stomach right now Okay, wait. Yes the droids destroyed it, but not really they didn't destroy the hard drives How many droids were there two? I took one out a soco get some rest wait Also, you fucked up hugely bigly hugely the fact that she's able to like sit up She's got a giant hole in her chest. You need my help. No You've done enough there you go. She chewed her out. She's like you're missing You're missing all of the like the you from that whole You have like a cylinder that's gone. No, I think Star Wars assumes there's just water inside us And then refill it Dave Filoni thinks that human beings operate under hit points. Oh, no, it's red evil trees Oh Starhenge would be the day I guess yeah beautiful stench war hunch make sure to take all the time in the world to show it Yeah, we need to see the ship land otherwise, how would we know that they landed and were there? Oh, we need to see him walking up to it. So it's sad. How spooky is this? Yeah, it's building the vibe. Oh, yeah Wow, they're still walking checking my watch. Don't even wear a watch and i'm checking it Holy shit Christ man, I get it. You think you're so fucking cool. Imagine the seed began He not yet not yet It began Yeah, why did it stop glowing by the way? Did someone turn it off right around with it? Yeah, ran out of battery. There's a mechanism in that. It's a stone. It's a stone. Is magic stone rags Tell her I believe we have located that the reflex point on ctos. What is it like that reflex point? Did you know this was here? Is this the only one of the multiple here is my gag reflex What is it? That's not a thing. I know Did you just happen to find this right after you stole this what you give me This is the map plan. How do you put your maps? Please say something. Oh fuck Does Dave Filoni think that people like looking Like mean something you you need to have something about the characters or oil and trouble Oil and trouble. Oh because of the witches. Oh the witches. How did you get down here? These are the wild wild. These are the wild cats I'm gonna put five whole american dollars on that scene is completely worthless because it's going to be made worthless When we go back there to have the lady look at the map. Oh, you have the cringe shoes I wasn't being able to I don't know how Sabine didn't like die instantly from this Scythe are you force history reading right now? This is fucking detective vision. What's going on? Elm it out here in the rain in the elements means a lot if you've seen any of the shows No, you know the events that happened last night. Why are the police not here doing an investigation? I don't know Hey, by the way the commander was one of their citizens was attacked a very important citizen The world is invested in expunging the sith What's the point of this? What's the whole point of her walking in like this? Something useful here. Obviously. Yeah, it takes fucking ages. I could have just skipped to her being here I'm not gonna take ages because she has to actually, you know, sort of ruffle through all of this equipment and everything It'll just be she'll walk around slowly and then she'll notice something and then she'll slowly pick it up And then she'll look for like five seconds and then it will cut back to them Wow, that quick. Yeah, by the way, we're already like seven and a half minutes after this episode This could be the beginning of the seed. Oh, okay. So it wasn't even something that was hard to notice. Oh, right Let's let's do the same thing again. Oh my god. There's someone behind I didn't realize it was gonna be an accident. Wait, what the fuck is he doing here? Oh, did you not see that? Why was he here? Oh, that looks pretty bad. Why are you smiling? I was hoping you were still here. Why was he still here? Why would it be? Why wouldn't it self-destruct? All right, and it's gonna have the memories because it's sore and then they're gonna use it to fight Oh, no, why wouldn't it self-destruct? Serial killers always return to the scene of the crime What are you doing? Why are you fine? She's supposed to be healing She's supposed to be dead That's actually true. You're just sitting there. It's just She's just fine. Don't you have other people in this galaxy who have jobs? You think this might help if you got run through with a laser sword? No, it's fine. Are you sure you're up to this? Like me, this kind of droid is incredibly resilient. Like me. This kind of droid is incredibly resilient It's not really about you have a hole You're out of it. It's okay humans have bloodier holes seven from what I hear its memory core stays partially active Even after termination. Well, that's fucking retarded isn't it? You'd think you'd build it so that that wouldn't be the case if you get the power levels, right? You can recover the droids memory and find out where it came from Finding out where it came from doesn't tell you anything This thing could have been bought on like some store that sells droids that that wouldn't help you at all And it should have self-destructed as you showed them doing What happens if you get the power levels wrong the head will explode can pull the plug before it gets to that Wait, are we actually risking everyone blowing up? Yeah, I say go for it because you're a hologram There's no time to relocate. No take it out to the fields. Yeah, it's like a couple minutes away Just no right. We don't got time enough to protect a whole fucking hospital. No, this is a hospital full of people We're very vulnerable to being said whatever. I can just not if a bad. She's cool. She's really cool Is there a little timer for when it blows oh, no, you're in a hospital. You're in a hospital in a city If it blows what he finds it and it's like, oh god damn it. I could have had it We're actually gonna do it It's overheating. Should you like make a hole in the glass and see look and then they're gonna pull it right before We're out of time. No, I'll just wait Wait Ah, yes, see thank you robot. Thank you for saving everyone The unpredictable star was sequence saving everyone's lives insanely dumb fucking sequence destroyed came here from corelia Oh, so they found it just doesn't matter. It doesn't matter where the droid came from that doesn't tell you anything I guess it's something but it's really not helpful at all morgan Ellsworth had factories on corelia What if you actually No, there's this lady that the lady she had a factory there It wouldn't need to be active for them to get a droid from there Her imperial operation should have been dismantled after the rebellion anyone check on that Well, why wouldn't they just take it to a laboratory with like experts and equipment to get every all the information they need I will completely This is something There's like a thousand different ways this could be explained in a very boring way that would get them nothing It's insane that they consider this such a good lead You did good. No, you were grossly irresponsible. This is a hospital She got stabbed with a lightsaber last episode everyone just so we're just that's going to give the m5 thrown That's just just a couple of hours ago last night. She was stabbed through in the chest with a lightsaber And now it's like why is she even here? She's fine. You're both difficult. I always thought that made it work Until it didn't huh. Well that happened until it didn't still You need to help each other. Oh Come on You have a whole army of resources and these Clowns are the best you could do I'm glad the first order blow up five planets. I can only blow up this one. I'll get some rest You're gonna need it. Yeah, probably for weeks and months and then rehabilitation Probably under arrest for gross negligence. Yeah, you might actually actually you might die tomorrow Oh, yeah, if anyone found out what just happened in this room. Oh, yeah We literally don't have any good All that cg for no fucking reason at all Show me what you found. Well, we found this little ball and the stone pillar put the ball on there Also, please may be the magic word. I'm actually blown away. Uh, what a waste of fucking time This place was not built by the jedi. It was built by the um Amish in a day The good guys need to get here right now. This is what they're chasing people from a distant Who that's literally the amish just to clarify right good guys got to get here their leaders a droid was built on karelia Oh, no night sister magic The phone is that like a necessary aspect of this Contraption it's cool floated on its own before but it floated on its own before. Yeah, you didn't know it's a piece of technology It's a map, right? We already saw this Why did you need to use magic? Just look at the map like sabine did This Is our galaxy. This is a map reading area rags. This will help us understand the map An area design specifically for map reading. Whoa. Oh my god. Oh boy treasure planet, but shitty Oh All this show certainly thinks this is impressive. I don't know what any of this means. I don't care. Look, we've got to go here Why did the map just say that? What's with all this theatrics? What does this mean? That is our destination while grand admiral thron is banished grand admiral thron was banished to another galaxy How the fuck was he banished they would why would they banish him? Was it the kags? Did the kags do this? Pathway to Peridia the children of the jedi temple call it that comes from old stories Tells which are based on truths which doesn't tell us anything about is it because he got eaten by a space whale that counts as banishment Thrawn calls to Thrawn for senses Thrawn is magical bro, they're fucking all of this up like Oh, what's shit? I'm willing to believe because I haven't read it to the empire But I'm willing to believe that thron didn't become cool because he was cool in universe You know what I mean like like a super He became cool because people liked him as a character. Yeah, like he would have made intelligent decisions He would have been yeah, you know a useful person that made made things happen Yeah, not because like the whole you're just like this magic ball is making me sense thron He's been banished another galaxy is such a crazy misguided understanding of storytelling Doesn't it we gotta we got a new thing the eye of scion the eye of scion is on its way here Make sure that everything is ready for its arrival Darth scion like koto too. Well, I don't know probably they steal everything What happens when we find thron for some war or others a new beginning? I guess I suppose that's that's vaguely a piece of characterization for this character that I know nothing about and for us Power such as you've never dreamed. He wants power in a new beginning crazy dreams. Go to karelia Assist maroc with the final transport see karelia, so it will matter hugely that they go there and they'll be right on Yeah, that's right. I'll encounter each other. It would just be so funny if they trace the robot Just some guy and it's his store and he's like, yeah, they bought a couple of droids Oh, just, you know, it's a planet so it could be multiple places on this planet But no, it'll be the exact place they check. Yeah Why is there a map pointing to wherever the fuck the space whales took? I don't know man. The space whales made the map. Oh, the city looks cool though Some people worked really hard on the show with this script a lot of people in the ci The CGI dungeons slaved away and not a single brick inside. I'm very happy. Oh my god. It's guy guy from House I am quite busy at the moment. I could make this a more formal inspection if you'd like Why don't you just say it's really important and we'd like to request it that won't be necessary general Please this way Annoying because they're gonna find useful Is that a droid from rebels chopper? It's really annoying. This was one of morgan's facilities. Yeah, look, uh, that's that's not a great blue Yeah, she supplied raw materials used in the construction of hyperdrive generators for imperial class star destroyers Now we're taking them apart and using the cores to power the new ships in the defense fleet Why not just repaint the star destroyers do the facilities still employ any of our former staff? Of course, there's no other way to remain operation an empire doesn't just become a republic overnight Why not just use the star destroyers as they are put a new coat of paint on them and yeah, they seem to be really effective Factory workers, dude. Don't you worry about their loyalty average worker doesn't care about the nuances of galactic politics Why would you be that naive what so is the show like? No, they're not they do care I assume we're supposed to take him for his word He's saying that we're because don't give as much of a fuck who's in charge They just want to make money, but I think it wants us to agree with a soak and we'll see wait a second I'll leave the politics leave the politics up to her, but she's a general are we supposed to believe that the new republic is Martial law. I really hope it doesn't turn out that one of them's just you know Well, yeah, because I was about to say I was about to defend the show and say he's clearly making that point But now you made me think like yeah, they're probably it's probably gonna turn out the workers are um empire affiliated or some bullshit Like in mando, what are you getting at? Taking time by the way, it's fine. I was wondering if you consider bringing her back on as your apprentice. Oh, like Isn't that like a particularly personal question? I think she could use some structure. She could use a new stomach as well She's not ready What makes someone ready? That's a really complicated question You just know you just know Oh, okay. Never I was wrong. Never mind disregard me. I don't even know why You really were joking in simplistic answer. How do you know when you're ready? Well, you do. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Anyway, that scene was great Oh, come on Wow, it's like someone just poked her with a cigar Off if you want to have that happen don't give us such a grievous wound Just have her be shot or something or have her be I don't know have a pole go through her. It gets falls on rebar or something. I don't know I see you still have your lightsaber. Ezra's lightsaber. True. He constructed it and by all accounts it served him well Then he passed it on to you. Thanks. Thank you for letting us know that. Yes You have since made your own modifications. He made modifications to make it better probably I can't train if Ahsoka doesn't want to teach me. Well, I mean you can try and Why would any yeah, I guess to some degree. Hey She quit on me. Oh can't imagine why as far as your way did this happen between shows far as I'm away. Yes But I probably missed something. Remember she did some brief like Jedi adjacent training. Isn't she already a Mando? That was like with Kanan. Yeah, she's a Mando How can you be a Mandalorian who's also a rebel commander who's also a Jedi apprentice who's also Have you noticed how like modern stars likes to combo up Jedi and Mando's like they love it This is like in Skyrim where you can be the leader of the mages guild and also the thieves guild and also the dark brotherhood And also the Yarl of white run and all the other bullshit. You just be everything whatever I think the show wants me to like Sabine. I think the show tells me as the lightsaberers should be thrown on a garbage because they Don't do anything You are the worst your aptitude for the force would fall short of them all So he's the best character. I won't waste any more of her time And mine you got me because I want you to train and flipped it on me the only time you are wasting Is your own? I mean, I guess you could still learn how to use a lightsaber and everything if you can't use the force, but Or you could fall back on one of your 417 other talents Also, he's probably still the best character actually genuinely speaking. Yeah, I mean, I don't even know who else would even qualify I don't think there's any other character's presence this guy From here we keep track of the entire inventory being created. Oh, no, should we be in a hurry evil red c-3po? Oh, maybe that's where c-3po got the arm the red arm. I mean, there will be a fight saying Is that a hyper drag core? Yes, have you been paying attention refurbished from an ssd ready for its new life super star destroyer A this facility has produced nine of these new models the new republic defense fleet isn't building anything that big Are you are you oppressed of every single like ship that's in the galaxy? Classified I'm a general nothing's classified. That's not how that works. That's not how that works Also, it's classified at least to him. He can't open it. I cannot unseal the document without authorization. Well, then I'm authorizing it That's not how that works. I'm not sure you can Want to bet? Oh my god. Oh, wow. What is this? I'm general. I have full control over everything that ever happens You're doing whatever perhaps you can help with protocol here. No, it's classified Well, I mean, he probably doesn't even have the capacity to unlock it Oh, look that guy's evil. Look at him. He's looking over. I think he's probably more like a security guy Look, he's got him not allowed here. No HK class Assassin droid. Why would they have them? I should think not. I have seen such a droid. Why did you speak up? Oh, no, they're all evil. Hi. Where is this droid now? I believe it is departing on that transport Oh, fuck off. Oh, wow. We should be quick. Come on. Oh, wow Stop that ship. I can't do that general. They've been cleared for departure. Well, then unclear them Oh for the empire Oh, wow, they're all evil. They're all evil. Yeah, kill all of those blue color workers. They're evil. The fuck They were all super empire guys. Oh, that was unnecessary. Oh, how are we going to release? Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, look at that guy. Oh man, I can't believe I couldn't outrun that spaceship Doesn't have much of a hero run there. Oh, glare at it. Oh, how did you get in here? They're just standing here They're like, hello, we're the boss party. Do you know that you jump out of the window? I can't believe this. If they if they were an hour later, they wouldn't have had any leads How are you standing in the land? You got to come to me. Okay. Is there any reason why we've never seen any jedi use like a dual sword strategy? It's only ever been her, right? Is that a CGI cape? You could just drop a cape Oh, he's the first move ever. Yeah, but she's doing that. She's got one that's short and one that's long So it's kind of like the uh samurai kind of combo Isn't that a helmet from dragon age two? It does look like from a fantasy game, doesn't it? As I just said, this is a fucking Dark Souls helmet or something Yeah, yeah, I'm sure the fight against john reveal will be really cool. Are you saying his name is john? What his name is john reveal. He's just Someone under there to be Supports Oh, no, she's fucked You're fucked. No, you're gonna Make a slowest shit transport ship. How are they not annihilating you? The first thing you have to do is take a nice of maneuvers and so somehow those lasers explode midair. I don't know how that happens Why am I making like flak blasts? Yeah, that's like sabers and and air cannons are useless I was about to say if how are you say flak blasts like there's no way she's avoiding all of them Okay, I mean nothing's gonna happen yet. It's too early. It's weird that he doesn't have anything on his Now I'll win No double damage, baby Oh, this is so exciting. Look at us. She's looking right. She's just going back and forth. Look at him. How are you missing? Can't just shoot it down and we crash into the port city. You're so calm I'm just ready a tracking device. I'll shoot it down. It'll crash in the city is like the so what's the plan exactly? Yeah, why are you not trying to get out of its way? We're gonna get a tracking thing on it. Isn't it worth contacting the authorities of this planet? Do authorities on planets just not exist? No, there's only our ragtag group of misfit here Because they probably have the technology to bring this ship down safely. Probably What do you think that would? No, I did not go to your stuff Yeah, whatever's happening here Great now, hurry up. They're gonna make the jump in a hyperspace as soon as they clear the atmosphere. They're still They're still shooting. They've been shooting at it for like an hour They should be out of that. I gotta go. I gotta leave. It's illegal. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Do the flying. Oh, come on, please. Do the cringe. Come on. Why don't you throw the lightsaber at him? Wow, are you trying to kill the both of them? Whoa, that was wait. Keep shooting. Keep shooting The lightsaber is going to come back now That could easily have killed you if it was aimed the other way you would have died. No, she knew because of the force Oh, man, so he was there just to fight The guy who's shooting that turret is probably like, I hope nobody finds out He has to actually throw the fucking you What do you mean? No, you can't shoot. Okay, and they're just like, why did she shoot at us? That was weird Oh, she might have put a tracking. Oh, she alive. How what do they think she was doing just following them And then she was gonna like, you know, why wouldn't they assume that she put a tracking thing on there? Especially without maneuver. I mean the four cannons that were unloading on her all the way up to space and she's just like What's the point? What's the fucking point of guns? Why are they there? First off, why does a ship like that even have fucking cannons in the first place? How could you shoot for that long and do nothing and fuck you? Oh, she's back. Great. He's back So predicting it would be the end of the season was bold. It's actually only like two episodes in I just can't believe she's just fine. Like this took like no time at all It's as if nothing happened. Oh, yeah, man. Oh my god. Look to see armor Oh, it's a So small like we need to spend some time on this. This is epic and cool and awesome How come soldiers just don't like have armor in this universe? It's the Jedi Lord. Yeah, there it is Well, you're not part of the club anymore because you took it off. So fuck off. No, she's not part of that That's a weird club that no one like What are you praying to the helm on her small anvil? Uh-huh. We got a fill Hardcore here. They have some one stand, but it knows it card What are you doing? No, not the palm. Okay. Okay. Nothing to cut off the hair. Yeah. Oh, no, but her hair is so awesome And like I cut my long hair with a knife just because it works, but you want a bigger? I don't know From watching too many samurai. Why is it taking so long? It's ritualistic Fringy. This is very important for No, no, no. No, it's not it's not bundled up evenly. It's gonna be styled. What should be perfectly styled No, it's gonna be unequal on the sides. You have to let it down over your shoulders Equally and then make sure that it's level. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, it's gonna look shitty and uneven. I can tell by the way Perfectly. Oh, oh, okay fair enough. It won't even matter because you're obviously gonna wear some sort of a space arming cap Underneath your helmet. Why is he arrested? Oh, I guess he was evil. Okay. He didn't seem evil But I don't know what he did work in this place trying to you know remain operational Why would be trying to be paid? How dare they why would they turn to the empire if they're new republics? So good and how come a soca doesn't have eyebrows don't need them I'm ready. Wow you are cringe Mando Jedi. She's even got a lightsaber. Fuck off. I've oh, it's it's really like I want my All my ocs together and he actually had to do it And who is the coolest character in the show so far the awkwardly walking droid man Hey wait for me. I need my wrong. No, she got here on her own. I know but I was making a joke But your joke it defies was of reality Ma oh look, it's the mural mural. What's what's the deal with the two doggos? Spirit doggos, you know Okay, nobody seems to care about kanan who also died. I guess they're not important to this story Even though like he he had a kid with her by the way. She has a kid Yes, and also and also apparently humans and twi likes can interbreed, uh, yeah Who drew that of 12 year old? Did Dave Filoni draw that? Liar Girls allowed to have long hair anymore. No the transport was traced to the den ab system Of course, of course this great lead is gonna give us everything we need sure because that's how that works Most is a good thing that they they figured not to remove any tracking beacon that might have been on their ship Which was a Oh, that armor looks really cheap It's just like a cheap jacket that they've glued like plastic to that doesn't look like armor Couldn't they've just gotten one from the extras from mando or something where they had like even those didn't look good But they look better better than this Hang on this shot for as long as you can for as long as you can I can't believe all of this came from her going back to Sabine's house and the robot was still there Take us out Padawan That's the payoff for that that's just done now. I remember that she was stabbed last episode Wow, I don't even care about these characters, but wow what a waste I mean two episodes in and it's already over The last episode was discussed was this the halfway through this episode was really like, oh, well It takes a lot, you know the two people but just like padawan lull. Oh, that's what you're doing here Oh, is this the eye of scion. Uh, this will be this will be that into stella No, it's a galactic traveling ship. This shit's just been here. Fortunately. This is when the last one they needed So no program. Why is it a flimpy hologram? Yeah, they don't know Soon the eye of scion will be complete the appearance of a so katana on karelia troubles you Yeah, Jedi hunting us is troubling. I guess it does We made a clean escape She can have tracked us here. She could have tracked us here Why don't we check? Why don't we fucking check? What do you see? Have a think about it Our presence in the force is elusive. So is the good writing and her determination is vivid. She's coming She's determined. That's a really cool trait Kill her or be a chef. There's so few Jedi left I'm so tired of every single character in the fucking universe talking up a soka Every single fucking character she ever meets. Well, I guess I'll get my remington 870 and killer That was 38 minutes. It fucking sucks, dude. Yo, it's really it's terrible. It's terrible It's just like the others except more cringe. Yeah, I think this one is more cringe. Yeah, this one's aware of how like You know, it really thinks it's cool. There's just I've just got like nothing to work with or care about I mean, I kind of like the robot who yang. He's all right. I suppose but that's like it I hate sabine. I don't have anything to work with with a soka. She's just in the same Mud pit is This much of a soka and it's genuinely like what is her character? I'd be like, um, we've had an hour and a half basically of this show now I don't know. I don't know who she is other than oh, I guess you want what's the name is a padawan But now it's chill. That's about it. She's also got a history with Anakin And the new republic can spare no resources to help them out. It's just the three of them going on their adventure Even though it seems to entail the return of this grand admiral thrawn super duper important guy He's a blue man. It is it is so funny They treated him like the arrival of fucking galactus and it's like he's just a guy He is a smart guy. He has no fucking resources or anything to work with. What's he going to do? Yeah, once rommel runs out of tanks, what's he going to do? It's so funny. You know, you would have a pistol. They find him and he's like, I was abandoned here by space whales Help me. I live here in this hut that I built from hut goo is the throne planet the gold one. Oh, that's probably where they're going So you see it's foreshadowing in the opening credits ain't that clever These big ass pauses all the time. It's like, what are we what's happening? It just wasted time It really does waste your time It was like what we achieved there and what was that like 40 minutes could have probably been achieved in like 10 15 maybe you know built on Fucking sticks man. All of us are easily ready to fall apart like they turn up. What's their lead? Well, the spooky strange robot man tried to kill us was built here And like who knows what that means that could mean absolutely anything reprogramming as possible They could have turned up and they said yeah, yeah, they bought it from here. We didn't think anything of them Okay, now what it's so lucky that the ship it was leaving just as they got there because like you said if it was an hour later That just would have been it no leads nothing They'd be they'd be screwed They'd just be at that end and it's all based on what because the droid was still there And then they chopped it up and then it was going to self destruct But it still had a partial memory that they could use to figure out where it came from How thin is that? Well, remember they went to the command sentry place to just talk That's where she saw the big hyperdrive and then she was able to ask like wait We wouldn't have any ships that are big enough to accommodate something like that Which is not a reason to be suspicious of a space part by the way. I can mean anything not in and of itself No, and then and then he's like, oh, well it's classified that she's like Like Dave Filoni was probably proud of himself for being like this will be funny. I'm a general bro It's that's as high as it gets nothing's classified to me. It's like There is no such thing as compartmentalization in the military Nor is there like classified to just the highest degree where nobody's able to access whatever that was anymore It's information necessarily like there's so many different ways that can work and it makes you think like she's an idiot Like there's no good reason why anything would be classified from me Person who must think very highly of themselves when it comes to the dealings of the republic on all formats everywhere of all time Does she do you have a sense from her that she's like a hugely important leader? It's like not really no like a pilot like a random pilot She started out as a random pilot. I guess they forgot that she's Oh, is that one of her other incredible talents? Just don't get the sense at all from her that uh And you'd think that she may have pulled together a team for this mission at this point because it sounds pretty important But no she is going on these missions with Ahsoka It just doesn't come across as like a military operation It is just like a handful of people in disparate places with disparate roles sort of coming together to like Explore something that could have massive implications for the galaxy Anybody can show vibe as rebels in that way. Why haven't they contacted luke yet? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Cause he Right the siths are coming back luke. There's empire remnants who are trying to sabotage us as we chase sith Who are trying to get to throng to reignite the empire? I feel like you should tell about this Like all these people that you can call this is arguably the biggest fight that's happening in relation to the empire republic remnants It looks like there might be a lot of commando will call as well See if the mandos are available to help out You know, I just think that if you told luke about any of this you'd be like, holy fuck This is insane. We've got to do crazy. Why didn't you tell me about this sooner? I'm around. Yeah You went to the republic. You've got your tentacle friend and your weird immune to lightsaber friend But you won't have me I guess nobody's gonna give a shit that a commander just fucking left the planet to do a little adventure She's got well. She should have died. She was shot at about a thousand times But hey, it didn't get a scratch. Yeah, it's but it's so easy to write. It's like fake danger We need fake danger to simulate. It's simulated excitement. That's what it is. It's simulated excitement around a little bit They can get away with cutting back to that same same evasive maneuver over and over and over again Like six fucking times. I'm gonna I'm gonna make a comparison and praise the prequels. Here I go Ahsoka starts fighting two people with lightsabers, right? And it's kind of like we all felt the whole like nothing We knew that she was gonna be fine Nobody would fucking die Even if she was headed head chopped off and fucking back to tank was all the blah blah blah As she's doing that green lady is leaving and she looks over at her She sees her fighting with lightsabers and she's like, no and to me It's just like remember in phantom menace where obi-wan is locked away And he has to watch quigon and dathmore fighting and he looks stressed the fuck out because you know at any moment One wrong move and you're dead. They're like sweat in and it's exhausting I don't know why that's on my mind the whole getting stabbed in the fucking belly and actually dying But now it's just I guess whatever the plot Wants to happen happens. I guess and you like there's no sense of connection to what you're actually watching It's like you're on a ride and like yeah It's it's like whatever fate wants to happen is what happens. I guess, you know, it's just a really hollow spectacle I just I yeah All the connecting pieces nobody gives a shit Nobody ever gives a it doesn't seem like we care about that Which is a shame because the connective tissue is what makes it like that's the show Yeah, it is the story ultimately That's the story. Yeah, that's the story of your story that you're telling me It'd be so funny if she was like, oh he was on a transport actually which one oh the one that left four days ago so Rip oh man, and these shows really aren't made to be rewatched are they could you imagine like sitting down to watch these episodes Again and just having to sit there for ages as characters are just walking not really emoting We never really get to focus on like how they feel about the things that they're seeing just like walking walking Put the thing in there. Oh look it's doing the thing. It's making noises everything It only really works if you buy into this like mystery and oh what are the reveals going to be as we go by week after week And I get to talk about it on twitter but like afterward I can't imagine watching this show like a second time and feeling like enthralled by it throughout, you know enthroned I was thinking that but that's opportunity came and went It's just yeah, it is rough watching this shit. And yes Do you guys Would you take a bet that you'll never ever in your entire lives ever watch something like mandalorian season two ever again? It's like, yeah, probably no way No, I Don't think these shows are made to be watched again They're made for the optimal consumption to be on a week by week basis as they're coming out So that you can talk about it on the internet, which is funny because if they made them good They would actually achieve their goals much more than they realize Yeah, exactly because if it's good people will talk about it week by week with people on the internet or in their social Circuits and things like that, but they also might be inclined to watch it again It was a tweet that said event tv is dead and it was referencing It was a moment in game of thrones season seven funnily enough Where dragon gets speared and it dies and it was gawking and everybody shared but funnily enough It's part of an episode that was awful Part of a season that was pretty awful and just the idea that like, yeah the the almost Internet's water cooler, right Discussion where a big thing happens and we all go nuts over it They've like murdered it because This obsession with because there will be reveals in this season course is going to be like Oh, look because the episode where Anakin shows up Everyone's going to be obsessing over and posting pictures and stuff But the substance is what keeps those moments alive for at least a little bit longer Because it's just nobody talks about the shows anymore after they're done You don't give it a week or two and it's it's over. It's done It's like the the show has served its purpose the film we're talking about like Marvel films or whatever have served their purpose of getting people Through the door getting them to go to the cinema or getting them to maintain the Disney plus subscription And that's like that's it. It doesn't endure as like a creation like all the films In these series did people rewatch the ot who's going to rewatch the show when it's done I just I don't why would I don't see that happening. What are you going to discover? What what it's there to enjoy? What is it just like? lightsabers being wiggled around Because the fight seems to be death right? They're obviously going to kill um one of the evil people possibly all of them I don't know if they'd kill any of the three main ladies and probably not so because never going to die. She'll become a god She'll be around And I was just thinking to myself like uh, what is the most effective barring and or we're not going to consider And does not star wars. Okay. What's what's the most effective disney star wars death scene for all of the characters They've killed since uh force awakens Uh I have a name, but I was gonna see if anyone are you saying what's the most impactful Yeah, like substantive impactful meaningful death scene or death in general. I mean it might be han. Yeah, is it han Oh, well, I'm going with three fair. It's a technicality Uh, the you might not agree because of the nature of it, but I was going to go k2so. Oh, oh, yeah Yeah, that's right. I was sad. I was actually sad when he died I wasn't I wasn't either bored or outraged I remember that feeling of no take that like one of the most effective things they did was with the fucking robot And that'd be like with this far along and it's still that Like except for andle, which again just doesn't rogue one fits in with disney star wars a lot more than andle does Andle is kind of the uh, the thing that we were trying to talking about was like have a real show and then give it A star wars paint job. That's all if by the end of this show the general sentiment is is negative What do you do you think anything changes in terms of the way that they make things? Well, so obviously we go by precedent. Nothing has changed for Significantly long time except like we've had changes in creators and the thing is we hit gold with one of them And it's like so what is it just like a dice game at that point? It's like pretty much. I think I guess Like maybe the overall Nature and investment in artistic sort of integrity at disney is pathetic. It's one of the worst in history. So You're not going to be able to there's no like rising tide of artistic integrity That gets us a baseline that's pretty strong. That just doesn't exist Well, I don't know if they can even aptly diagnose their problems Yeah, like phase one of marvel and even like phase two and three like it felt as though There was at least the understanding you got to get the baseline character Protagonist an arc as long as we got that we'll work with everything else and build it out and you know Things can go wrong. Things can go right But we at least had an identifiable main character who has something to learn if we can just do that We'll be okay if like stiles doesn't have anything like that have a character who Fucking gets stabbed and that's real sad, but then doesn't die It's the point of even having them get stabbed We didn't even talk about how they baited her death because we never took it that way. We were like, she's gonna be fine Yeah, obviously that's what us for is to make us all go She's fine as insanely quickly. Yeah, she was like she got stabbed with a lightsaber in the next episode She's already off having adventures. It's like why why fucking bother? What's the point of having her get hurt like seriously? What is the point? What does it solve? What's the narrative purpose of it? Why not have Ahsoka get closer? Oh, no, I've got to leave or else Ahsoka's gonna get me and the evil sith just runs away Is it so that two cringe lords gets to have their lightsaber fight at the end? Is funny and it's like see it's me again Ahsoka this is uh, maroc apparently is his name the two great examples of the different direction you can take cringe What's maroc? I mean, I know the name from the episode, but I don't know who that is No, I don't we don't know who he is yet. We're gonna find out a mystery lightsaber man But just that he's all in black and like a knight. It's like yeah, it's cool It's like how is Ahsoka then it's like well just Ahsoka just lame because the the fucking writers intentions are she's just stoic boring Cringe, I am cool. I insist on it. She's kind of like the more combat man guy She's got like hero protagonist syndrome. She's just lame because I know that a lot of people will be like Well, but she wasn't that lame in the show and it's like okay, but like I guess I'm just talking about this then because she I thought she was lame in uh In mando and boba fat as well. She was just this she's trying to land boring cringe Because her introduction in mando was enough for them to be like ain't that fucking cool. Look they're in live action. Awesome. Yeah Great show fantastic. Can't wait to see more Yeah, goodbye everybody. We'll see you again next time for episode three. It gets good. Bye. Bye. It gets better