 Switch. You're perfect. Charles, do you have COVID? No, I have a cold. Can you explain that sneeze? I'm allergic to sneezing. Huh? Yeah. Every time I sneeze, it makes me sneeze. Dude, stop worrying. I don't have COVID. I can't have it. I'm always being careful. I should hope so. I never wear a mask. When someone coughs, I always stand in front of them, making sure that the people behind me don't get their germs. I very frequently smell people's breath. I always hang out at the test center. Oh, and if someone tests positive, I go visit them in quarantine, making sure that they are OK. So how can I have it? Charles, sure you don't have COVID. You got a dry cough, you got a fever. You look so tired. Yeah, but I haven't lost my taste. The taste is the main thing. I haven't lost my, I mean, this water. Is that water? It tastes great. Oh, did I tell you my girlfriend, the one I live with, she has COVID? What? Yeah, why didn't you tell me? I would have said no to us hanging out. Exactly. Still a cold. Yes, a cold bit. Oh, so I'm organizing this party at my place tonight. Come by. Usually I would, but parties are kind of risky right now. Like, I wouldn't want to get the virus. OK, two things. Number one, did I say I was going to invite other people? Number two, what if you already have the virus and you have no symptoms? You'll carry it. Yeah, but I wouldn't want to give it to people, right? Come here. Come here. If we get the virus, we make it onto the news. PR, ban, articles, consider it. Make your parents proud. Dude, you should really get yourself tested. You too. Why? I came into your room last night when you were sleeping. I coughed, I sneezed, sharing a scary. Think of the news. Make your parents proud. Get tested. Yeah, I've just received my COVID results. Yeah, so it says positive, but that doesn't mean anything, right? You see, that depends on when you ask me the question because it doesn't stay in there forever. You ask me next month, I don't have it. You overthink everything these days. People overthink everything. There's a very specific piece of news targeted only at that guy watching the news for the purpose of this video. So that friend who kept telling you he did not have COVID has just died from it. His last words were, I don't have it. Wait, how did he get it? Charles, you've got to be more careful, like me. You're fine. Where did you go last night? I saw in your story, you went somewhere. Oh yeah, I was out. Out? With a small group of friends? How small? Because with you, small means huge. No, homo. A small group of 12 friends? Just 12. On the story, it seemed like there were a lot more. Well, I was with my 12 friends, but the other 2,000 people, I didn't know them. It was like a standing party with like lots of music, you know, party with lots of... You went to the EDM concert last night? Yeah. I went there too. Why didn't you tell me? Oh dude, I lost my phone. I was at this one hugging tent and we were hugging each other from the fear of COVID-19. No, I can't have it. I was careful when that girl and I were sharing saliva. Let me call her. What's up? Hey, quick question. You don't have COVID, do you? No, I don't. Yes. But no COVID, right? No. Well, as long as you don't have COVID. We did it five times and you cried. As long as you don't have COVID, I said.