 If the storyteller gives me a drama die at about 70 miles per hour and aimed at my face, it wasn't a compliment. Any swashbuckler I am building is vetoed if I am watching the video to add them and stand and deliver. Before I take advantage of the kid's eat-free offer, my head has to at least shave. Saving the queen from a disaster is a good thing. I fashion disaster not so much. My bard is not required to take a long rest between performances of Tarzan Boy. Can't name my Asimar Bard Petra Striper. Asimar Bard know more songs than just Disney tunes. My Asimar Bard is not allowed to resemble any member of the Wiggles. Despite their ability for mimicry, I can't have all my tomes copied by Kinkus. No we can't steal the Death Star plan but just filling out all the appropriate paperwork. A bard that plays like Bob Dylan is awesome. A bard that talks like Bob Dylan not so much. There is no such thing as the dwarvish poetry guild. My paladin does not have 4th classified oath known only the Omnicore. No remaining the DM the rules for parasitic infection are on page 13 of the DMG. I can't ask to drag at any riddle with the answer yetterbium. No leaving the future god of strife tied to a tree just because he's annoying. If I'm told to loop the feed from the video camera, they didn't mean with hardcore porn. If we have to hide our weapons, no dumping the napalm into the fire sprinkler reserve tanks. No narrating the after battle reported Jakku Stowe's voice. The AV-9 is for air support, not beer runs. If ordered to see if anybody is in a building, no setting on fire to see if anybody runs out. Just because I min-maxed the heavy artillery skill doesn't mean I get to spend the entire adventure drinking cocoa and listening to the radio. The rest of the party would like to know why I'm putting all my skill points in the nuclear warhead. Even if the rules allow it, I don't get a sustained fire bonus for nuclear weapons. My spotter is forbidden from playing I Spy with the sniper again. When told to distract the enemy, they didn't mean with a call shot to their flamethrower. Nobody else appreciates the irony of drowning someone in a bucket of potions of water-breathing. Can't waterboard a Triton with just a dry towel. Viking rights to succession typically don't have a swimsuit segment. This can't be said about Viking beauty pageants and their trial by combat segment. No convincing the party to play characters that combined requires 15 million experience before one of us reaches first level. Kirk Foo is not a real martial art. There is no heart to nasty, so we're going to have to find other ways to defeat Jublix. In the middle of a black ops, can't call the target's tech support to get help breaking into the computer network. Humor me is non-acceptable targeting parameter on the robotic sentry guns. I will not cause the GM to break down because this new game is seriously flawed and unplayable until after character generation. The sergeant's inquiry on why I need 10 rolls of duct tape for the black ops was not a rhetorical question. There is no bag limit on orcs. My untouchable road trader will stop getting cheap thrills by sneaking up on the astropath. It is not a race to strip mine to planet. No, the module is not fooling itself thinking I'm just going to let the battleship power up and sail into deep space. No abusing the falling rules in the fifth edition to achieve faster than light travel in just six seconds. There is no place on the ship's bridge for my DJ booth. No using repulsors to turn the villain to a beach ball for my crew to enjoy while I give my victory speech. Gaining weapon mastery in the whip and earning a venomous snake as my animal companion are mutually exclusive achievements. No using the teleportatum on the hive city to guarantee my ship's rave isn't a bust. I will not spend profit factor to acquire any major league sports franchise. Making a hat out of a bear's head is okay, a drow's head not so much. That cliché fifteen-foot radius is not a real spell. No matter what the rules say, I can't catch an episode of Nightcourt between macro-canon shots. Any argument with my acts will be done verbally and person, not across the battlefield in Semaphore.