Please Don't Eat Me (Under the Sea Parody)





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Published on Jun 11, 2010

Behold my lack of singing skills! Yay for fishing wire!

Parody of the song "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid by Disney.

A special thanks to my family for helping me with everything.


The spices are always fresher
In somebody else's plate
You dream about eating lobster
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the food around you
Right here on the table cloth
Such wonderful things surround you
Right there in that seafood broth

Please don't eat me
Please don't eat me
I'm not that tasty
Please don't be hasty
Take it from me
Into the pot I boil all day
And then the flavor gets away
I'm not that tender
I'm rather slender
Please don't eat me

See here both my claws atrophy
Lobsters also got a soul
Filled up to the brim with mercury
Freedom is my one true goal
See me through the glass so yummy
I'm good for a fancy date
Order when you get all hungry
I'll see that you gain some weight!

Please don't eat me
Please don't eat me
Nobody treat us
Instead they heat us
In fricassee
PETA has given up all hope
Now I don't know how we can cope
We got the troubles
Hide in the rubbles
Please don't eat me
Please don't eat me
We are the meat here
Time to retreat here
Even the sturgeon and the ray
They won't be seen in the display
We'll always fear it
Don't put me near it
Please don't eat me

The newt goes with fruit
The carp tastes real sharp
The plaice stuffs your face
And is good for your heart
The bass with foie gras
The chub is your grub
The fluke is the duke of food
The ray with earl grey
The lings, eat their wings
The trout don't leave out
The blackfish they bring
The smelt and the sprat
They have little fat
And oh that blowfish grows!

Please don't eat me
Please don't eat me
When the sardine
Becomes the cuisine
It's music to me
Just by myself I'm rather bland
I hear catfish are in demand
Each little clam here
Goes well with ham here
Please don't eat me
Each little slug here
Isn't a bug here
Please don't eat me
Each little snail here
Will be on sale here
Stop with the slaughter
In the salt water
I have no luck here
Just try the duck here
Please don't eat me

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