 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. It's no secret that Democrats and left-wingers really hate Thanksgiving, and they desperately want us all to hate it with them. Misery loves company, after all. Over at Axios, they're recommending families appoint a Thanksgiving Day bouncer, saying, quote, no one really wants this job, but millions of households may need their own Thanksgiving Day bouncer. The cover charge is a negative COVID test done ahead of arrival or outside the front door. How inviting, because that's what Thanksgiving needed, violent authoritarianism. Over at CBS News, they're suggesting you lock those pesky family members up at the garage and then pretend you're having fun. So if it feels like it's gonna be weird, maybe make it kind of fun, say we're gonna start with hors d'oeuvres in the garage. You know, we'll have drinks. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. We'll do our rapid test and then come on in, right? You can make it playful, make it fun. So get your COVID test appoint a bouncer to deal with the rabble, throw them in the garage and get ready for the best colonizers day ever.