 It's Danny in there! I'm nervous. A few days ago, I reacted to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure out of context. Not knowing what the hell the show was about. I promised you guys I would check it out if that video got a certain amount of likes and it got way more likes than I actually wanted. I would rather break my two legs than break a promise to you guys. My family and friends, I'd happily break a promise. I don't care about them. But you guys, that's all I care about, so I ain't breaking shit. What do you guys think of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? Let me know down below. You know what? I'mma do this, I'mma do this. I took the one punch man deep breath. Alright, let's do this. Alright Crunchyroll, what does it say? You motherfucker? But you translate that? This is how we're starting? Any character right there? He's dead? Oh wait, no, he's dead. Alright, so something has happened over here. What's with these colors, bro? I feel like I just, I'm watching the color pencil anime. The baby's in there crying. The baby is a main character. And there's gonna be a time jump where the baby is like a full man now. And his name is Dio. Or JoJo. It's either Dio or JoJo. The name of the episode is Dio and the title is JoJo. So unless it's JoJo Dio, unless it's the same person, that's my prediction. Yeah, scavenge it. That's what I would do. Exactly, a dying rich man. I'm taking his shit and I'm leaving. Ooh, I take that. What do you do? What are you doing? You don't throw something like that. Arigato gozaimasu. Well, your wife's dead. Yeah, your wife's dead, I'm sorry. I was busy stealing you. Can you go back to sleep? George Joestar to first. So Joestar to second is probably the baby. Just keep playing the role. Oh, it's gonna hurt to say your name. Oh, you dumbass. You're a dumbass, Mr. Brando. This is a main character on the floor right now. He ain't dying. You should have not said your name. The Joestars will not forget our debt to you. Ooh, I like that animation. That was different. That started everything. There was a mask in a briefcase. Why would you not take it? 12 years later I was right. I said there would be a time jump. Oh, y'all gonna think I watched this shit now. Oh my God, I'm never gonna get a break. I might just stop with my predictions. I'm just gonna stop. You know what? I'm done. I've never watched it before. I've never fucking watched it before. Do I have the eyes that it looked like I've watched it before? I'm off dad. Wait, is that Joestar to first? Oh, he could have healed in that time. Oh, it's JoJo himself. Is this the Wayne Mansion? Jesus Christ. Well, I guess he's fine. Dio. Wait. Wait, he took the baby? Father! He stole his son? Fuck the son that left the baby and took the mask in the briefcase. That's a father right there. Throw booze at your son. Wow, so, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, the wife? What color hair did the wife have? Unless he dyed his hair. I don't know where the fucking red eyes came from. What are you doing? I even noticed a new character kid. What are you doing? Is he gonna stab him with the fork? I saw JoJo at a context. I saw a lot of things with forks. They should have been dead in the beginning of the episode. Here comes Prince Charming. Prince JoJo. I'm fighting! Yes! Oh JoJo, you have so much to learn. Luckily, there's multiple seasons of this anime, so you'll be fine. Look at him using his branded handkerchief. Look at this rich fucker. Uncle Iroh. This is like if Uncle Iroh just started doing cocaine. When I die, take this letter to the Joestar mansion. Uh-oh, everything's timed. They get to 12 years later. Okay. Oh, I get it. He said they're forever in his debt. 12 years later, he's dying. He wants his best for his son. So that is the kid that was in the carriage. Okay, okay. I'm getting there, and then you have Zelda right here. It's okay, man. It's okay to be straight. Yes, foreshadowing to season 4. You're going to get better, bro. Your name is the title of the anime. Dario Brando. He died, bro! Another 12-year time jump! Okay. He's just spit on his dying, his dead father's grave. Oh my god. Dude, how old was he when he died? 63? Whoa, whoa! Man, my math is good! Let's go! Let's go! I surprised myself sometimes. That looks like cum. Matthew came on his dad's grave. I like the story so far. Dio's going to the Joestar mansion now because they owe him a debt. So JoJo's name is Jonathan. Okay. The OST is pretty dope so far. Hey, that was a nice intro. Introducing us to everything going on, okay. Dio the invader. Dio's coming to invade the Joestar mansion to collect his debt from his father when they saved him when he was a young kid. That's what I put together. Talk about an exit. Next time I walk out of my house or I walk out of a cafe I'm just gonna hit a sh... Like, I'm just gonna hit a random ass pose and I expect music to be playing behind me. Now get on your knees and suck my dick. What's on my phone? Actually fucking kicks the dog. I might just stop watching this at this point because y'all are gonna think I watched this. That's a second prediction that I got perfectly correct. Wait, did he kick him or punch him? Next time I go to my girlfriend's house if that dog even looks at me that motherfucker's getting sent to the second dimension. I'm joking. I love you, baby. I would never have loved that dog. Okay, not my girlfriend. Next time I go to my friend's house because I fucking hate my friends. They don't invite me anywhere. If I see that dog take one fucking look at me one stare I'm sending that motherfucker to Shigashina. Oh no! The dog was running in a circle, you little bitch. Do we just... Oh, they recovered the mask. Okay, you shouldn't have done that. Oh my god. Is that how I get into somebody's family? I TROTIC their dog! Is this all I have to do to be rich? I'm gonna set up a rich person's death and then make this happen. I can't wait till this guy dies. He's an anime father, he's dead. This dog's already recovered. Yo, if I was that dog, I'd have a fucking vengeance. What a little pussy. His hair color changed! You better take a look at that because I even know what's important. Holy shit, how old is this guy? Is he supposed to be 12 years old? Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jojo's 12. This guy has anger issues. Man, he punches the dog and now he's over here doing the people's elbow to Jojo. I won't take any lip from you. I think you want his lips. This fucking pussy dog. Looking all happy, wagging their tails, running in a circle, acting all friendly and cuddly. What a little bitch. Keep that dumb mutt, Danny. Why is the dog's name Danny? That's not a dog's name. I would not put that mask on that wall. Jesus Christ! What would get his ass beat all day? I can't wait till you die, anime father! You better treat yourself with respect! Dio is a dicklicker, that's why. Jojo. They call Jojo's bizarre, not Dio's. I'm sure I'm gonna come around a Dio. He's gonna have this whole character change. Look, it's Little Mac from Smash Bros. Wait, where's the girl? Okay, the girl's not watching whatever. I'll be fine falling to the ground. Okay, okay, damn. He has psychological powers too. He's the ancestor of Anya Forger. Why do you hate him so much? What do you do to you? You're supposed to be your friend. I bet he wants to box the dog too. You little jealous, poor little bitch. I'm gonna like this guy, I'll make fun of him. I'm gonna end up liking him all right now. He's gonna be my favorite character, watch. Oh, this is when, this is how shooters are born. Why do you hate him so much? Because his life sucked. He was poor, living in a shack. That dog better stay away from that house. He knows better now. I love this animation style. Oh my god, fucking Mario over here. And there's the crimson chin on the left. What the hell? At least you have the dog. The dog's not gonna leave your side after what Dio did to him. Kill Dio. That's how you solve this, just murder him. I did not think this show was like this. Imagine this dog just takes a piss on him right now. Bro, I swear to god if he does that. Oh, okay. Zelda. Damn. Okay, hello. She's probably seven. Wait, they're twelve. Oh, no, I take that back. She picked you berries? Grape? Oh my god, you better apologize to her. She's the only one who likes you in this fucking family. I don't care if she's your sister. Get in there. Yeah! It's all happy. I'm sure nothing's gonna go wrong. Damn, JoJo. Damn, daddy, okay. Okay, Inabella, what's her name? Oh, no. This is like a Disney movie. I feel like I'm watching it right now. All right, are we on like Berserk levels of darkness? Or are we on like one punch man level of darkness right now? Like the worst I could think of on what's about to happen is Berserk level. I wonder if that would happen or maybe in the between or they just got a puncher in the face. I don't know. I'd prefer that other than what I'm thinking right now. It's not on Berserk level, but it's close. Oh, she's kissing me. I mean, they're like 12 anyway, so I understand that. I'd go to jail. I'd definitely go to jail if I was JoJo. Fuck my dad. My dad. Momo, whatever the fuck his name is. What's his name? Christian the first. I don't give a damn. He is the invader. D.O. the invader. Now I understand his damn title. She's like, you gave me COVID. Get the fuck away from my mouth. See, I'd prefer that rather than a kiss. That sounds terrible. Oh my God. I did not mean it like that. What the fucking tree do to you? This dude just sees a tree or a dog and beats the shed for no reason. Am I really going to end up liking this character? He seems like a character I'm going to like. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure in Ark 55 he's better. I like this. This thing make dude is JoJo's stopping time thing. All right. I wonder is he going to see this as she kissed him willingly or that he's going to see this as D.O. stole the kiss from her. It could go two different directions. I don't want it to go the direction where he believes that she kissed him willingly. I want it to be so he fucking hates D.O. and that starts like a rivalry right there. I wonder which direction it's going to go. We'll know right now. Yeah, that's what I wanted to see. Look at this guy reading his manga. What are you reading? Beat his ass. Kick him like he kicked your dog Danny. I would. I'd kill him. I'd kill him. But Nick, you're supposed to be nice. Forgive. No, fuck that. I ain't Jesus. You don't see me on a cross. I'm killing him. God, he's rubbing it in. Come on, JoJo. You're the title of the show. He's having an anime moment. You have time to think. You're in anime time right now. Come on. Where the fuck is the father? I'd kill him too. He kicked you like he kicked Danny. Don't let him do that. Yeah, be stunned. That's the main character, motherfucker. Beat his ass. Put him in the ground. Oh, blood went on the mask. That meant something. Now it's going to come to life. Is it going to go on JoJo now? The mask? Because it has like a harness type shit. You hurt me. How dare you. I saved you when you were one year old. Finally. This dude's finally doing something. The mask said, oh fuck, daddy's here. You know what, dad? I'm going to kill you in your sleep. Oh, he'd be first on my hit list. Fuck the kick in the dog. You're in second. Dio. That was pretty good. This is a really good episode. So much tension. Yo, the fucking butler's lighting up back here. He rolled up that blunt. At the scene, two 12 year old beat each other's asses. It's Danny in there. What else is this dog going to go through? Man, go show her love. She needs you right now more than ever. Fuck it, Danny. Danny. Oh, Dio. Get, get your asshole over here right now. Right now, buddy. Oh, no. He fucking killed the dog. Kicking it wasn't enough. He put it in the incinerator. All you had to do is make him like, all you had to do is add those screams. And I would have went to the JoJo building. This guy has no fucking heart, man. I don't care how poor you grew up or abused you were. It's time for you to be abused again. Maybe your father had a point throwing a bottle at you. It didn't grow a fucking mouth. Wait a minute. Did I ever imagine how happy I am that I started doing anime on my channel? Obviously, I'm going to come around on Dio eventually. It's one of those characters. They make him look like a piece of shit early on. But as time progresses, as the show progresses, his character evolves. Especially him being young. I'm probably going to come around on him. He's never going to die. He's probably always going to have that asshole or surrounding him. But I feel like I'm going to come to understand him. Maybe he had a hard upbringing, but that's no excuse for kicking and murdering a fucking dog, okay? I don't care what you went through in your life. There's no excuse for that. But I feel like I'll come around on him and I'll forgive him for Danny. Maybe by the time I come around on him, I'm going to forget about Danny. Danny was a first episode character, but it was a dog that looked like a cow. So I think it's going to be hard for me to forget that. How do I like JoJo? He's going to get stronger. I feel for him, you know? He's a spoiled kid, but I feel like now he's put in a position where he's going to be put second. And he has to fight for his placement now. Now he understands that the world is not going to be given to him. Now he's going to learn to get bigger and tougher and had a fight. And he almost beat the shit out of Dio. That was nice. He saw a different side of him. I feel like the mask is going to take control of somebody. There's like legs come out of their arms. Like a harness that's going to go on someone's face and like transform them. Because I think in the Out of Context video I saw these people like transform. Does that have something to do with transforming people? They turned to fucking Optimus Prime? I don't know. The father, the Joestar the first, whatever the fuck his name was. I hate his guts. But Nick, you're going to like him. I don't like him right now. He's an anime dad and he deserves to die like every other anime father does. He should have died in the beginning of the episode. But instead the other guy dies. I was trying to steal everything. He should have stole everything and left. That would have been a better outcome. The girl is Zelda. What's her name? I don't know. I forgot her name, but she's cool. I feel like there's going to be something there. JoJo should have spoken to her. Should have been there for her when she needed it. You know, I'm going to be a little kid. I'm not going to be there for him. I like the music. I like the animation. It's like a very old school animation. I think this came out a long time ago. But I like the animation. It's nostalgic for me. The music is great, especially that outro. We haven't heard the intro yet, but I already reacted to all the intros for JoJo. But this looks promising. Honestly, it got me invested in the first episode. It's easy to get into. I like that. But I'm invested. I want to see what happens between Dio and JoJo now. This is going to be pretty cool. But anyways, guys, if you like what you see, if you want me to keep reacting to JoJo, let me know down below. We'll do that. I don't know. I'm going to stop. What did you think of JoJo when you first started watching it? Where does it rank in your anime? Do you love it? Do you hate it? Is it overrated or underrated? That's it. See you in the next video. Bye-bye.