 Hi, beautiful. I'm not gonna lie, there is no plan for today's video, but I do have one thing, and that is a flowbee. If you don't know what this is, here's a little recap of how the flowbee was born and what it's done since. Do you hate yourself and your family but hate haircuts even more? Introducing the Flowbee Precision Haircutting System. Get that freshly sucked hair you've always dreamed of without leaving the house. I found this haircutting contraption on Amazon, and it costs me $245. So I'm gonna need to lock my credit card in a bulletproof safe because that is not okay. And wait until you see what I got inside. I think that this is like a very rare like collector's item type of thing. I don't think they make them anymore. I thought I was gonna get at least like a literal vacuum inside since that's like how the thing works. No, let me show you. So let's open this box up and see what we got for $245. A fucking vacuum hose, you guys, with an attachment that cuts your hair. That is it. This is so scary. There are literal teeth inside there. Oh my God. Okay, maybe it was worth $245. This is also gonna allow you to cut your own hair so you're saving a lot of money by not going to the salon. What else do we have in here? We have a little oil for the cutter things inside that look horrifying. And then we have different lengths. I think this goes on there. It cuts your hair. We'll see later. I don't know. I think there's different lengths you can do. And then, oh, we got a charger. Okay, I was only a little bit ripped off. $150 ripped off. Like I would have paid $100 for this. Oh my God, hopefully this is charged already. I'll be really upsetting if it wasn't. Please, Foby, what the fuck? How do you charge this? This is crazy. This is really, really wild. I've definitely spent money on some ridiculous things but this, this takes the cake, baby. Let me turn on. Let's just see what happens inside. I am mortified. I am not cutting my own hair with this. I'm sorry. Also, to make things crazier, it is very loud already but you also have to connect it to a vacuum to make it work. I need to read some directions. Where is the directions? Let me get them, hold on. I found the directions. We have the Floby pamphlet. Love the logo. Living for the 1980s pictures of people cutting their hair. So apparently this only cuts short hair, you know? Which makes sense because those guards are definitely not that long. Oh my God, this is so fucking cute. I love that nobody knew how to do design back then. Okay, what the fuck? Why did I not get the mini vac? There's a vacuum. It does not come with this. You have to buy it separately because otherwise I read this today. I was like, oh, okay. So it doesn't come with the vacuums. So I had to connect it to my fucking Dyson. Hopefully that works. We have to get familiar with the spacers. So basically, it's the keto great haircut is what they're telling me. These come apart, I think. Okay, so this goes where? This goes here. Oh, this is like a tapered one. Okay, this just got really interesting. There's like a little taper on this one. So I think that you can do like your neckline. I don't know, I'm lost. Now I don't know what this is. Oh, that is what it's for. Oh my God, that's kind of fun. So you go like this and it gives you like a little taper on the bottom. Very, very interesting. Okay, and then this. Why is there two of them? I don't know. This is a lot of directions for me. Can I just figure this out myself? I don't want to read directions today. I'm like really not in the mood like this. Oh, that worked. Oh, okay. Why is there so many things on here? Oh God, did I break it? Oh my God, please no. I just need you to work for the video. Like I, okay, we're good. We're good. No, that doesn't go like that. It does have a diagram showing you exactly how to do these looks. We're gonna go with this one. Before I get to the haircut, where does the word flow be come from? Like flow, okay, like the flow of the hair makes sense, but a B? Flow B, and it's yellow. So I'm guessing it has something to do with it being yellow. The flow B. But B's don't help you cut your hair or do anything to make things easier in life. So like I don't know, where's the B part coming from? Can somebody tell me? I must know the origin of the word flow B. Let's make sure this thing works first. I have to connect it to a Dyson. I don't think this is how they made it in the 1980s. They probably didn't use a Dyson, but that's what we got here. So I guess this goes into here. That does not fit at all. I think it came with an adapter. This thing, okay, that looks good. And then this goes into here. Okay, it fits. It does not stay in there though. I'm gonna have to do some taping. Hold on, duct tape. For a second, I didn't think I had any. And this was about to go really downhill real quick. But I'm actually impressed that this is working. It turns on, it goes into my vacuum. We're doing good. Okay, how do I tape this though? Dyson, please don't break on me for any reason. This is so cool. The hair is gonna get cut and then sucked into the vacuum. I know that that's obvious. I know you guys are gonna be like, what the fuck Elsa do you think Brad? But like, I don't know. I wasn't actually thinking about it until right now. So don't come after me. Like shut up. Like literally don't embarrass me. Thank you. Okay, this has just got 10 times cooler with the vacuum. I am so ready for this. This is like really good if this works. All right, we have the contraption down. I've tested some weird shit on this channel. And this, this is the one that I think is the strangest. Let's see if this actually sucks air in. It works. Okay, wait, is it gonna suck the mannequin hair in though? I don't know if it's strong enough. Let me put it on turbo. All right, should we try the cut now? First of all though, Miss mannequin has way too much hair on that head. We gotta take care of that. Girl, you're about to be bowled at the end of today. Hi, Miss mannequin, welcome. Today we're trying a new contraption. I know you love when I try new things on you. What? You hate it. That's okay. You're gonna learn to love it. Listen, you only get a good two months with me until you get retired. This is your time to be retired. I'm sorry, but you're getting old, Miss mannequin. You've been with me for like a good four months, too long. We're going short today. Okay, because our new contraption, the flow bee, it only does shortcuts. So we're gonna chop your hair off, girl. All right, let's do it. Actually kind of cute. That's a lot of hair. Okay. Oh, edgy. Fun though. Oh my God. Wait, hold on. I'm getting so distracted. See, this is what happens when I don't plan a video. But you guys always seem to love the videos that I literally don't plan anything. My ADHD just like kicks in and I just start doing random shit. Why is this chic? Let me cut the rest of her hair real quick. We're gonna leave a little length for flow bee, okay? Flow has gotta fix your hair. We can't make it look good. I feel like Edward scissor hands. I'm like, All right, here is her before. We'll get a nice shot of that. Great. Looking bad. Let's see if the flow bee can help. It's time to start flowing. I got the supplies in this minute, Quinn. You ready for your cut? Why is this dead? I just charged it for like 30 minutes. It looks like we're gonna just keep this plugged in as I cut, because I don't know what else to do. Where the hell do I plug this in? Oh my God, there's no battery. You just need to have it plugged in at all times. Oh my God, I am not even fucking kidding. I just pissed my pants a little bit. That was so scary. This is gonna be so loud. So apparently this part like goes on top. So this is how they told us to measure it. What is this telling me? I guess we want the length that long. Miss Manny Quinn, you're gonna get what you got today. I don't know. We're gonna cut the top of her hair with this length to give her a little like pop a door moment. And then we're gonna taper the back. Should I section it? I feel like no, right? Because people wouldn't have sectioned their hair. Should I section it? No, right? So I just realized something. The Dyson, you need to actually pull the trigger and hold it for it to work. So I'm gonna have to tape the trigger down and then it will suck the air and then I will turn this on. It'll be really loud. I hate loud noises. I don't know how I'm gonna feel about this. Let's go. This is so loud. I hate it. You're actually kidding. It's a joke. I did not pay $300 for this not to work. Does this not work? This is not working. Hold on. I need to cut her hair short because I don't think this is like able to cut long hair. I'm gonna just try it on this section. I am so disappointed right now. Oh, I see hair inside here. It hardly did anything. This is the biggest scam I've ever encountered. Am I doing something wrong? I think I need to actually read the directions. F*** my life. Okay, update. There's no technique. This is some bulls***. The only thing it says is to like move the thing up and down like that and not side to side. So let's just try and see if anything else happens. It also says to turn the vacuum on first. I hate this. I'm so upset. Why does this not work? What the hell Floby? Okay, update. It works. I don't get it. I don't know what's going wrong. I think the vacuum's not strong enough. Dyson's are not made to use with hoses like this. Like it's just a little tiny vacuum. My vacuum is not strong enough. We can't change that. So I guess she's going really short because it only works without a guard and that is the only way to work. I guess we're just gonna go like with just this thing on it. I'm scared to touch this. Hi, be nice to me. Thank you. You're going bald, girl. I need a break mentally so I don't lose my shit on you. So update again. It only works if I hand feed the hair into the contraption because the vacuum is not strong enough. I thought it would work with just this small guard on it but it doesn't. I don't think I can do this. I hate giving up on things. But what am I supposed to do? Like there's nothing else I can do with this $245 tool that doesn't work because my vacuum is not strong enough. But Floby, why didn't you come with a vacuum? All right, we're on to plan F or Z. I don't even know where we are at this point. We're way past A, B, C, D, E, F, G. So we're gonna try and give her bangs with the Floby. Floby, baby, please co-operate. I mean, listen, it's definitely giving fashion. It worked. It sucked all of the hair into the vacuum so there's no mess. I guess I'll finish the cut. Maybe I'll give her like a little bob. I'm just trying to do something with this thing to make it worth all of that money I spent. Oh my God, I'm so mortified and embarrassed right now, please. This is tragic. I'm gonna try one last thing and I wanna give her like layers in here. If we direct the hair outwards and then Floby the rest of the hair, we should get layers, but probably not. I think my vacuum just died or something happened. All right, well, okay. I give up. I have a migraine from the sound of that thing, but it did give her layers, as you can see. Wow, gorgeous, awesome. This thing is patented. Somebody patented this. I need to decompress for a second. What was that? Miss Manny Quinn, I am so sorry for doing this to you. Like I've done some pretty awful things to mannequins. This is probably the saddest outcome of any and I didn't think it could get any worse. I really do apologize. Please don't haunt me in my sleep. I am really sometimes scared of you mannequins because there's a lot of you in the closet and I don't want like all of you to team up on me and then like murder me. Like I don't want, so be good in the trash and don't kill me nicely. So if you would like my final review of the Floby, here it is for you. Don't buy one unless you have a vacuum from the 80s or 90s that apparently has an extreme amount of suction on it because the Dyson does not work. So if you have a Dyson and you wanna use this, don't do it. I do think the idea is there and it's interesting and intriguing but we gotta make those blades sharper, girl, because it doesn't do shit. Even when I was literally putting the hair into the blade, it was hardly chopping it. So we gotta fix that too. Apparently George Clooney loves this. George, if you're here watching, I know you are. I don't understand. If it works, maybe I would understand better. Unfortunately, I was not lucky enough to see this Floby machine mechanism machine thing perform well. I would love to though at some point. I'm so disappointed it didn't work. That was actually torture though. I'm sweating, very hot. 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