 Kermit get off me. Okay. Come here. I'm kind of fucked up. Reinforcement is that. Inconsistent parenting. Hi friends I've made two of these in the past and they're really fun They're some of my favorite videos to make because they're fucky and stupid But I have a bunch of new apps because I asked you on Twitter to send me some really bad games or apps I haven't looked at them. Julian hasn't looked at them. All I did was download them and giggle So I'm very excited right now. And again, this is never meant to be offensive to anyone that makes apps But sometimes sometimes y'all make some bad apps also popsockets if you haven't gotten yours They're available until January 15th. You never drop your phone again Never Julian. So here we go. We're gonna review some bad apps. This is called hold on touch screen and move God I don't get it Tip would you mind giving us some feedback? No These are not tips Wait, so you can't oh my god what I like about this game is that there's a lot of depth to it I can't get out of this ad Bros. Do you want to try? I'd love to try No, you're dead. No That f sucks I give it gameplay zero out of ten tips ten out of ten this app is called flavor town Already like it wait. So are these all the places near us that have been deemed it flavor town I don't know. I really have no idea zero stars social with social Twitter Mm-hmm. Oh, I like the social aspect of this. It really brings you into the world of Contact Flavor Town USA. Oh send feedback. I love how all of this works since 2008. I had eaten at 1 9 9 Well the I hope to reach the 200 by Guy Fieri I don't know and then if you go to the right it gives you Guy Fieri social security number If you go to the left you get redrummed in Guy Fieri fanficion. This is called toilet time Yeah, I already like this game's free to play on your toilet Oh Do not assume their gender Okay, I'll tell you one thing if I'm This is Nope, I'm done. I didn't feel like I could before playing that and I feel like I extra can't poop now Like you know marvels sometimes when he goes outside to poop and then he gets scared and he sucks it back up This is called will you marry me? It said ages four plus. Um, excuse me. Yeah Oh You marry me What's that What just answer the question? Yes What are these ads on the top these are real jewelry ads? I wouldn't get you that for a ring. That's like an ugly. I was right. No You reject the marriage proposal and you get an ad it's like some diamond company It's running a bunch of commercials right now that if you spend like a thousand dollars on some piece of jewelry You get an x-box controller and they keep saying The box who is in the market for a thousand dollars with a jewelry and an x-box controller at the same time as a bundle Who sees that ad and he's like hell. Yeah Oh, this is weird This is getting dark I'm not gonna marry you This is garbage it will that you say no try saying yes She said yes This next app is called how to get sex Approach girls have a conversation build sexual tension get laid It costs 99 cents to figure out a build sexual tension. Oh my god These are tricks to the trade. You don't get them for free. You get the mistakes for free telling lengthy boring stories Don't talk about your problems. You fucking slouch. All right 99 cents chapter to get laid. It's not I would hardly call it a chapter It's more of like a paragraph first kiss first date get sex get sex get sex Definitely get sex when you try to go for the last step Do not force things if you do you may ruin things in the last minute period comma comma I think this is going too fast for me ellipses. I really like you But I don't want to have sex yet. I don't you hate when you ruin things in the last minute I paid 99 cents for that. That's knowledge knowledge Get sex Excuse me. I'm learning here. Do you want to get sex? I don't want to get sex I approach girls deep I pay 99 cents so you knew how to get sex You don't have to pay for it. Now you can get sex for free After I open that app. I actually got sex so I'm back for my sex. Congrats. Thank you me too Wait, but not with each other. No, I got I got just got we got sex hot dog maker Right off the bat an ad mobile strike. Oh pick a dog. Oh, I want to pick the gross the naked one Can I roast it in the banner ad? Tight meats and cheeses. Oh, it's coming out of the end of this. This is nasty Meats and cheesy baby extra. This whole thing is extra Tap to eat I just want the mustard This is called how to kiss adults only with passion 99 cents. Yes, french kissing basics Oh, come on 99 cents guys educated. I unlocked it for all of it. Wait. It's just a picture Oh It's just drawings of people kissing Oh Boy, if you she's not having it. This is wrong. She's like sleeping Can we thumbs up this video? That's some good french kissing content. That's that's some french content ass content Oh my god, this is so uncomfortable lip nipple Is that jacks dome? I'm here for this Why is this like two frames per second and in pixelated hand on face? Why is there no, she's just laughing I'm learning so much today. It's okay kissing with glasses. Okay. I've always had problems with this. So Look how seamless they are. It's like the glasses aren't even on their face Wait, wait, this is the same couple of models without glasses from before what I love is that oh, you can't even see Oh, she's going in there. But you like look at this wide angle. You can't even see it Well, just is he asleep? All right kissing games the tickle kiss Stroke your tongue across the roof of each other's mouth. All right, bring that face. I have glasses. I can't I upper-cutted you with my tongue. 99 bottles Oh my god, it's real 98 bottles of beer I feel like in the car with the appearance though, this is This is amazing. This is what we need to play for rome. Yo uber, pass me that obstacle You better not play trash I rate this app 10 out of 10 actually 99 out of 10. That was 99 out of 10. This is a great app hoverboard simulator Yes, let me fuck this up Yes, give me notifications. Oh my god. I'm on the highway Why are you on the highway? I'm hoverboarding on the highway. Um, it's called the Oh my god, that semi just came down the middle of the road trying to kill me. I'm killing it Are you about to get killed? I think that's a good game actually. Yeah, it's pretty tight. It's pretty terrible You're a hoverboard on the fucking highway Apparently this is an app where you can just photoshop kim kardashian into pictures Use photo. Okay, we should have this one. No, no, no. Oh, okay. That was good No, make her small make her tiny kim How do you get so small here? Let's make her coming out of your shoulder Oh accessories. Oh unlock buy. Oh my god. Look at this Unlock this kim kardashian accessory by sharing and posting total 20 pictures to your facebook wall Stop how to get unfriended in one day. Stop. Jesus sepia grayscale. Oh Just come in. Okay. There's app fucking rules. All right. I want this one Hell yeah, it's kind of relaxing Okay, can we give this a rest now out app is a 10 out of 10 10 out of 10. This is called sexy abc This was 99 cents. All right a b c d e f g h i J paid for this. Um, I feel like she could have given it a little more gusto for 99 cents This is a random Oh, how yeah, let me try something. Wait, go to lowercase. I want to see if it sounds different w w b m o v i e a y y y l m a o I don't know. Is that pretty fun? It's pretty fun. It's pretty goddamn terrible. K y s Mannequin challenge Oh my god I want to die blow it up blow your phone up We learned how to get sex. We learned how to kiss. We got really really mad at a lot of apps But that was pretty fun. I hope that you liked it. Oh, oh Keep sending me bad apps if you like them. They're really fun to play. I really like them genuinely I like it as angry as it makes me sometimes. I do like it. Yeah, make sure you subscribe to my channel I put out new videos every wednesday slash thursday and uh, I'll see you guys next week I'm gonna go play hoverboard game into the wee hours of the morning I need them to make a hoverboard version of that game for vr Oh my god, so it feels like I'm on the highway dying on my hoverboard. You're just burning flames You're in vr and you look to the left and someone's flipping you off. Oh my god, so realistic I'll see you guys next week. Bye. Say bye. Wee chi. Bye. Bye