 There's always a big door in anime. Listen up you bastards comment down below Sasuke Koon if I get 2000 Sasuke Koon's I will get a Naruto tattoo so in today's big Naruto reaction You're getting episodes 51 to 58. We're already on like episode 80 something on twitch patreon So those reactions will come to YouTube pretty soon because I want to get that shit out We just saw a gara versus Naruto Goddamn. All right, my fellow Sasuke Koon's let's get to the video Come on fat fuck you got this fat so fat so fat so Mr.. Fatso You should be calling that bro hunger hunger hippo time your band is cucumber roll Yeah, what the fuck is this He turned into a fucking blast noise wait, what's gammell gammell God Bro, he's barely dodging. All right, bro. You're not Zabuza. Stop with the laughing stop it You wait you wait him It's like a Pokemon that got knocked out bro don't tell me you just lost It's over. What's what the fuck I said, this is the best fight We took the Lord out give him some Nigu. All right, look he is look he wants Nigu Bro, I think this guy's gonna die soon fast it in him at long last a fucking final round It's about damn time danger approach to Sasuke. Thanks. Now. I know danger approaches him I wonder what we're gonna see fuck Wait, what's he gonna do what's this little bastard gonna do Bro, imagine your fucking teacher yelled at you like that Like damn man this guy screamed at him Let chopper go to the bathroom Omedetou gozaimasu. I wonder what that one person is. Oh gosh, he's gonna say it No, not about Sasuke Koon don't say it I could smell it I could smell it No Little cocky. He ain't sleeping in this fight. Wait, what? Is that a roji maro? I know that silhouette it is. I know that fucking says Bro, that's a girl's voice actor and I'm like there's no way there's no way and and there is a way I Can't believe this motherfucker's a backstabber man. This is crazy. I actually believe them for a bit Would you guys trust him completely come on I don't Not after what he did he's too good at lying Junterdoe what what is this? What is what's going on? Why would you scan them away like that? That was fucking dramatic Okay, it's been sealed, but when is it gonna be removed? That's why I Want you to go to the kindergarten and pick up As long as he has the darkness in his heart a roji maro ass his grip on him Not a little cool is the Nicholas light and saw his life Uh-huh like how white he is man shit Turn him in my color we're gonna make him white we're gonna Michael Jackson him And do it now Looks like a boot tops is gonna kill Sasuke You're only in the same league as Kakashi you're telling me I call boot tops is running in the same race as Kakashi what what a lie That was a super cat bro Gotta love the Lord Okagi's voice bro makes me so happy One month from now is that within this arc Man, I fucking hate the sand people You better stop looking at Gara, bro Another training arc nice here we go. Oh Shit now to stop looking at him. Why are you looking at them? You're not on their level yet, bro Now roots are training arcs are fun You know, I've seen like want to do with him here we go. Oh, we're finally back Are we gonna sip ramen with Eruka now? Oh wait, we're in the ER bro sasuke's on life support Kashi's coming because she's coming because she's gonna be in the doorway watch Yo, what rochey maru is just floating around nobody senses it Brother fuck. He's using a butter knife. What is he me Hawk? He's gonna me Hawk him Kakashi's gonna get ready God Better arm this door we got a bro Lord Okagi himself better be watching the door What do you want with sake? We want to turn them over to the dark side Bro kabutops you ain't on the same level just because you think I like it Get out go back to the fossils I Motherfuck's better say nope straight to his face ready What if I say no Yeah, just fucking torture him bro Here we go. I'm beating with the market. He's reading sasuke's dead fuck My favorite just get out of the room, bro. You you not you're not that guy. You're not that guy yet A rochey maru's just watching this by the way. He was playing dead. What a fucking dumbass Here we go. Well, I have a tag team partner when you could make a clone of yourself Is he's just gonna survive that this motherfucker revealed himself on the way down Oh That's awesome, man Now I don't know who to trust man. Meanwhile, there's still look at each other. We're just talking in abduction to have in the hospital We're taking papers out of a box tried to murder each other Gar is using sand manipulation to manipulate the paper. Oh god. He's number one a fucking cool Watch Gar is five and not oh is is two no no go. Oh son. Oh cute. Oh Wait, did I say that I say an auto is to did I say that? No, wait, did I say two or three? No, man, that's fucking crazy. Oh Oh No, all right. No, at least I didn't get gauri Ah, I forgot it be key. What's here? I can't reach that but he said I can't oh wait I could read numbers though. Yo, it's fucking wait a minute. It's it's Naruto versus Hinata. Oh shit, okay Oh my god, wait, what's oh my god You get a cry about it No, this is gonna be like the fucking Hunter exam where like the last one left is the one that's eliminated, right? No, he's like, you know what's going on Fuck out of you, bro. Go back in the casket. You don't king. Oh my god. He's gonna give him a kiss to wake him up He might be Kabuta. That's why he can't go into the room Come on give him a big hug It's gonna be Eruka It's not Eruka It's fucking Ibiza what the fuck has he been up to man Holy shit, it's been like ten years since we seen Ibiza Ibizu Ibizu I'm in Ibizu, bro. I'll be the same bro. It's the same shit man This is it the closet pervert our favorite man. Teach me your pervy ways Aren't we all guys come on Naruto, let's see how your sexy jitsu is improved My Haram jitsu I'm not gonna comment on that again. We're past that bro. We're on episode 52. We've been whoa Oh, oh, he's trying to keep him from telling him something. I thought he got horny I'll treat you to buy God what's this guy gonna do to him? Wabakakashi set this up He's a private tutor. Oh, we know oh, he's private. All right I Do the best one oh Back to basics guys, how's the inferior to Sakura? Oh, maybe in the basics, but who the fuck cares Why do you need basics when you could turn to a furry? Why would you leave him in private with this fucking closet perv, man? He's gonna bring him into a closet The kakashi knows now we're just better than everyone here He's gonna fucking kill him. What are those anime eyes for? Guy sucks. He's right. He has a point Why she's guys gonna show him how powerful he is He knows all about free mature Watch this guy be strong and then kakashi don't tell me he's right there I Want to see Naruto with spray paint again spray painting the fucking memorial Don't tell me he's doing it again. No, no, no, no, don't do that Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh, oh, thank God. I don't want to see that sexy jutsu ever again I need like a 30 episode like break from that It's over now Ruto. I have the high ground What does that say Wait, is that the book? That's that that kakashi reads. Oh, it is. What did I make in a movie or part two's coming out It's kakashi's book. Wait, don't tell me he's gonna read it. No, why is he smiling? What the fuck? That was a Netflix ad What the fuck bro y'all make a fun of him literally this would be like the 90% of y'all It included me probably I will not let my dick win tonight I was looking at that girl in a pervy way so technically you can say I was looking at the child that way too Bro, it's not gonna work again. Not the boy. Oh No, we're gonna see his titties now. Oh no shadow clone jutsu. I forgot this guy existed I can't remember. I don't even know how I remember his name The goofy OST imagine what Naruto can do with his clone. I don't know what you meant by that. Oh Every time he transforms I get worried man. I think he's gonna He's doing the kind of a maru little fucking name that is man I gotta listen to that OST at the gym after this I love Naruto water. Oh, this is the cannon part that whole shit was filler At least we got to see Naruto be a girl. Can never complain about that The fuck with that he said He's gonna teleport He teleported very much. Oh, they they all fucking teleport. Oh god. No. Oh, we're back to slurping noodles Know what I actually like this guy. He's not my favorite predator, but he's up there I think this is his first meal, bro. I haven't seen him eat once Before the Chunin exam Not about all done He's superior you tell me stock girl Bro go back to touching people Yeah, if because we've yet to see her do it When the fuck did she do this for her forehead shining Chala enchiladas keep slurping those noodles boy Oh, I can't wait to see Naruto's So now to go build like 30 of them, but he has no control over it all he could do is to make them say not the bio So stop case nothing special Guys dying in the hospital what talk is shit about him Oh Yeah, so he makes like 90 of them Yeah, man Yeah, but he gets you sexy jutsu with no problem that can win wars he bees is actually pretty good His knowledge Yes shower him with a compliment nice Kyubi no a kyo de chakra no control Say it out loud. Don't be a pussy You come on What is this a fucking job owner? Thank you Why did I did I transferred a musical tensile by accident? We're taking Naruto there to You can barely sit in the toilet, right? Who walks like they walking like don't flamingo does Let the man see something Now we don't want to take a bath with the women why they show the naked women Yeah, why why to see some fucking titties What is this black clover training at the hot springs we just want to see ass This is a fucking excuse to see some fucking areolas You know walk now we have to walk on water. What am I fucking Moses wait the Moses walk on water or was it no way? You climbed the tree but out your hands now I want you to walk on water fix Naruto is God We're gonna see his mother fucking standing on water. No way That's literally all he had to say Bill Chakran your ear your your your foot fetish your feet look It's that easy guys fucking idiots Look at the space between his big toe and his and his other toe bro That's a how like if I did a foot shot of my feet right now my feet are like over my toes are overlapping each other How fucking deep is it this dude sucked in a bottom 60 degrees Celsius is that that hot? I don't know fucking Celsius, but I'm not from Australia This is an excuse for Ibiza to see Naruto wet You don't think I know what's going on here Honored grandson Oh my god, you know what man, I'm a corn Akano Hamaru fan I fucking said it. I think we need to get him on team Naruto replace Sakura W flashback Brother Naruto Fuck yeah, you little bastard. I love you. It's like he's looking at Kanahamaru Have you stayed out loud and motivate him Doubting yellow head boy no shortcuts That was beautiful bro, that was sweet. I got a little teary-eyed. Oh shit Fuck is that now? Is that Orochi Maru again? What's he doing here? Yo my frog appears another furry Oh shit, I like his band the closet perv lost What's with that shameless perv? Why is he a perv now because he's on top of a frog Who the fuck is the frog is that his master? Why is he on top of it? The fuck was that laugh get the fuck out of here asian boy five eight nine Oh god. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. He lied. Oh god. You can't listen to asian boy The mountain toad spirit sage who acquires immortality That's holding out in sage Joreya returns but what if I did he leave a long time no see I never saw him Why is he a perv? I'm writing a novel. He's gonna pull out porn, isn't he? Oh my god. No Wait, he He wrote the book. Wait a minute. He wrote the book that gachi wrote reads. There's no way No, that's cat bro. He made big make out paradise That's why the fucking sign was there. What is it? The authors come to town to sign books? What is this this transition? Oh my god. Oh my god. We found a better perv hurt Saki He just says seaman bro. What the fuck am I listening to whose voice actor is this? I don't like men. W He read it. Wait naruto red make out paradise too The fuck is he doing reading it? The reviews that I've heard are great. What the fuck he's on. Where's he getting these reviews on twitter? What the fuck just happened He's cool. Even though he's a pervert. Nice. I miss something at the start. I miss something. Is this where it is? Is this the start? Maybe I should have missed this. Maybe it was okay that I missed this That's gotta finger him bro What the fuck? Why would you say I missed this? Y'all are a bunch of pedos Y'all like Jiraiya disgusting now what now what am I watching? I thought mushuko day was yesterday What lovely breasts He looks like a horse At least he doesn't like little boys. Oh, what's gonna happen if he sees naruto sexy jutsu. Oh god. I could I could smell it Oh He grabbed the body asshole Look, it's just like naruto bro naruto was walking like that 20 minutes ago I think that's illegal man, bro. What anime child would you love to lock up in a jar like that? What a stacked girl How poetic bro, you know, I want to lock up in a jar I can't even complete my sentences, man Bro, he might have a point actually You ever look at a cloud and then come right after? This guy's trying to jack off in peace naruto leave him alone What what what am I watching? What what the fuck have I gotten into? No, no birds get the fuck out of here. You don't want to see this What is this OST man nice right through What is going on I'll watch your training if you bring me titties and ass Where do you want him to go the whorehouse? Oh, I thought naruto brought them But it's naruto going to the brothel. He's gonna bring like real fruit. Stop pausing. I'm sorry. I am so sorry Where are they? He definitely has fruit in a fucking bag Oh, he wanted those all right that looks like my fucking nut stack. I'd suck this shit out of that melon Don't we have enough fucking perverts here man? Who's next? Who's coming next? Literally who's coming that? It looks like sannacle. I got my fill, but you can't be saying things like this Did he just turn to me late? You saw his let's say God, it looks like he's dicks handing out hanging out bro. It's just his tail What's he doing what what what what's oh god I can't stop pausing this is terrible Oh Bring some stacked girls. Oh my guy's gonna bring sakura. No, don't do it Don't you fucking dare Don't put your hands down. Put them down. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, stop Hear me out. No. No Oh god. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They got him sitting down bro. I I catch a case I Do you just Naruto just turned into A milf and made two Adults over the age of 30 years old come No, no, no, no, no don't change your fucking voice like that He's foaming from the mouth not me actually What what's your condition don't say unless I can touch you Don't do this What am I looking at right now? What am I looking at? I I need god I can't imagine if my dad walked into me watching this as a child How do I explain this to him? There's a 60 year old Creaming his pants looking at a 12 year old that transitioned into a 20 year old 1969 was a fucking wild year man. It was different back then. It was okay. It was justified Treat it like it's a joke. Oh, oh, I missed. I'm glad I missed He's got a walk on water Can we confirm that it's water first? Is he actually walking on it? Unless the sexy jitsu enhanced it Watch this guy actually be a good teacher. I wonder if this guy has a wife or a kids Oh, no, don't turn him on stop it. What is he looking at? What the fuck I was fucking joking how was this approved? Ah soka didn't even say that Why what are we zooming into? What do we what the fuck are we stop? What are we doing? Don't don't We gotta inspect it. He's gonna finger his belly button stop it Fourth whole kage What why is he rubbing it is it a lamp does he think he's gonna get three wishes Rubbing a child's stomach. What do you know how you know what this looks like? He is tickling him Why is he really What the fuck he's releasing it It didn't work Oh Oh, he just wanted another excuse to touch his belly Why doesn't he just go to fucking sasuke koon and and release his seal? He's the seal release her. Oh, he releases. All right. He's gonna teach him how to do that This guy just appears out of nowhere on a fucking frog and now he's teaching him how to how to use it He doesn't remember there's a time I turned into a furry This guy has like the coolest character design man This guy could be a new father figure for naruto. This is great. Remember when your father called you sexy Here we go back to the hot springs my favorite place and that's when an anime about children. Oh god, what no At least they prepare us He's drinking the water that naruto and other children could have pissed at shitting Oh, it's sake. Oh, he didn't drink it out of the oh my god Though he went like this went by naruto section in the water and scooped it up I bet he was sleeping when I opened with this guy around just looking at him Will sleep through a window. What the fuck is that? Don't tell me that's kubutops. Oh, it's a visa Oh Oh, oh, shit. Wait, I wasn't that far off when I was connecting him with a rochimaru He's a fucking legendary pokemon. Nice. I gotta pee I should have been in the bathroom thinking about naruto shirtless You know why I was thinking about it because I was thinking about the fucking scene of jarai is saying he looks sexy shirtless Ah What's gara doing with the big nut on his back? What a shot that is. Oh my god Why is the sound guy with What gara? Oh god, they're gonna be talking. They're scheming You think gara sleeps? Bro magic gara kills this guy What are you doing? What the fuck? Are you dumb? Oh my god, dude, dude, what are you doing? This guy's gonna throw spotify at him Why would you walk up the gara in at the unholy hour? What is this silent with no osd playing in the background? Why would you do this? Is he a what? He's a fucking demon with the demon doesn't exist inside of him Well, that was nice knowing you spotify man. I can kill you now. The fuck addy. I'm probably dead Does that mean he's dead? Is that what they're showing right now? Is that what they basically meant who's watching? Wait, is that What the fuck is this on the left? That's his true form. Oh, oh, it's him. My bad. I didn't know Come on covid man Damn just say that out loud He's saying this purposely. He knows he's being watched right now Oh god, they're destroying shit. You better run out of there Why is this guy eavesdropping he's gonna start coughing and give himself away watch it's not even gonna be him It's gonna be a rochi maru listening He really fucking murdered the guy the guy that made it so far All he had to do was wait a month He's not gonna make it the rochi maru is gonna be right there Kniving sniveling motherfucker Oh my god, you better run to the mortal cock and build a boy get on the fucking loud speaker He's not gonna make it. Fuck. Come on, bro. It's an mpc. You got it. It's got socks I was eavesdropping listening to kabutops Oh god, no, no, no, he's not gonna be able to tell anyone He's about to get his ass ate out dude. He's about to die He's gonna die kabutops is gonna die What dark magic is happening right now bro, that was way too easy some some shit's about to happen Oh No They bro, he's about to die of covet. Let him live Can I mourn my brother I can't even mourn hayate He ain't dead bro. He's sealed we're gonna see him naked in the in a hot tub by the end of dark Take it any more I can't take it. I can't You need to give him a fucking blowjob! Let's go back to the inn and moan for some reason. Makeout Paradise was about Jirai and Naruto. You need to like stab Sasuke in the heart for that red chakra to come out. What is he about to shit himself again? What's about to happen? What's next? He's gonna shit himself if he pushes himself too much, bro. You're gonna get the brown chakra. Alright. They're showing the flashback. You can't even see what color it is. It's the fucking black and white. What is he gonna teach him? No, what is he gonna teach him? The boner of doom? He's gonna teach him the stain of pain. You can't just help yourself with touching him. That was an excuse to touch him. Release it all, Naruto. Release it all over Jirai. Alright, teach him. Teach him! Are we on the fucking Zabu Zabu Bridge again? There goes a fucking frog. What are we gonna do with it? Are we gonna explain the big frog? You signed a contract in blood with all... Is Naruto about to cut himself again? Here, Naruto. Ah! Release it all, Naruto. Go. Thank God it's dead shit, too. It's not the other way. Itadamayo, dada-mayo, dada-mayo, dada-mayo, dada-mayo, dada-mayo, dada-mayo, dada-mayo! Imagine you turn into a super sexy jitsu right now, bro. I bet he wants that. Fucking orgy jitsu. Battle Royale time. We're watching a Naruto Royale Rumble right now. Why do you have to fit that in? that in. In my mind I was like this is a nice scene. It's just Naruto Battle Royale bro. It's every every video every gamer's dream and this dude had to fit the word sex into it somehow. Quick Naruto take your shirts off. I want to see some Majungas. Wait did he get knocked out or did he like that? Dude what are you doing childhood? Not this! The final four guys. It's Randy Orton, Ray Mysterio, John Cena, and Batista. There goes Ray Mysterio. Come on! Batista with the Batista bomb! Batista what? Batista. Good shit Batista. What's he about to do? He's about to summon. What's he about to summon? Oh okay. That's pretty cool. Just cut yourself. Let me try that. Does that make out paradise volume do? Do you want to open that scroll? Wow he's giving it to Naruto! Look there's other names there. All of this while Sasuke is unconscious. He's making a deal with the Toads. Nice. Imagine he spelled his name wrong and went to the wrong Naruto. That's a lot of fucking blood man. I should have did that when I was a teenager. Come on don't shit your pants bro. You got this. He's better summon a fucking frog isn't he? Oh shit. He has to raise it. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. That's gonna be the strongest fucking frog in the land. It's a tadpole. It's fine. It's fine. We're gonna make a grow up. Why does he have lipstick? Meanwhile. What's going on on top of his roof? Who's allowing this? This dude is dead. I think Hayate is actually dead. He's dead bro. He has to be dead. Unless there's another eyes in the situation. What was that? Was that a Roshi Maru as a bird? That was a Roshi Maru bro. They killed him right though. You motherfuckers try to tell me the eyes and was dead. I do not believe you. Shut up. He's alive. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to be here anymore. Hello. What are they doing here again? You remember when you went out with your friends they have to work to splash each other in the hot by a waterfall? If there's naked girls there's a Jiraiya. He's gonna summon like a fucking caterpillar already. He's gonna be a fish. Wait, that's actually mad cute, man. At least the girls are adults. Wait, you asked them if they're ages? They left. Oh, I know they didn't. They're still moaning with each other by the waterfall. What is that? What is she so depressed about? Don't tell me. Don't tell me she's sad about that. She's sad, but what does her whole existence exist because of Sasuke? Why is she out there training with Jiraiya? No, don't go to Jiraiya. Don't. Stay where you are. Who the fuck just called her? Is that her mom? Mamkura? Don't tell me she has pink hair too. She has fucking parents. No wonder why she sucks. Oh my god, he's dead. His corpse. No, I don't believe it, bro. There's clones and everything. Look at Kakashi. Kakashi is like, I don't like him anyways, bro. He always coughed on me. Give me his name. Give me his guy's name. I dare you. The great ninja war. I want another war. I want a fucking ninja war right now. Bro, put that hat back on, please. Don't say I have the same hair as the Lord Okage. Don't lie to me. Give me fucking go. It's ninja war time, bro. Let's go. Aw. When are we gonna have a picture like that taken again? Dude, they're alive still. When Naoruto's hurt, we better have a Hanada episode, or she's crying. What a transition that was. I'm surprised she didn't cut out Naoruto's picture or not. Magisosuke's just walking around shopping. Oh my god, she's gonna get him some Sakuros, isn't it? No! Naino! I gotta fucking pee again. Wait, bro, is this fucking filler? Hold on. Naoruto filler list. I swear to God, if the next ten minutes go by and we're just watching Sakura pick fucking flowers for Sasuke Koon, I'm gonna kill myself. People hate me when I talk shit about Sakura. I don't give a fuck. I'm getting impatient. One for Lee. How about you get in the whole fucking bouquet, the whole bouquet. Bouquet, yeah bouquet, that was the right word. Okay guys, guys, wait, let's run a poll, bro. I'm not skipping, I'm not skipping. The votes are way too close. I'm just gonna finish it. Y'all want to watch him eat? I took a picture of my bare ass while I was peeing. Here we go. Here we go. Ten-ten versus Hinato. The fuck just happened in Hinato, bro. Oh god, the CG insects. My girl! Yo, that little bastard looks like Jiraiya a little. I just realized that. What's his name again? With Akimaru, the fucking dog? He looks like a... What was that, his son? Kibu. That's the third time. Again. Is this all these bitches do? I don't want to fucking flower. If you're bringing a flower to my room, it better be Mera Joana. Two cute young ladies. Watch him not be there. Yeah, check the closet. Maybe he's... Why the fuck did... Oh, she went to check the clothes. That's what she meant. Like maybe he snuck into the closet. That's why she opened it. Why would you... Why would he say it like that, bro? Sasuke's gonna desire me. Oh. What the fuck is... Kakashi's bra climbing. What's Kakashi doing? He's using his jerk off hand. What's gonna be waiting for him at the top? This guy's bra climbing without chakra. Oh my god. I'm surprised he's doing it with a full hand. Just use one finger. Is that Arochi Maru or Sasuke Koon? Oh my god, it's Sasuke. It's fucking Sasuke. Yo. Yo. If I knew they were coming with flowers, I'd be bra climbing too. Watch Lee not be in there either. Was Lee on top of the fucking bra too? This is what happens when you try to buy flowers for boys. I can't believe this dude's doing push-ups outside. One arm. One leg too. Oh yeah, he's doing it on one leg and one arm. Don't fucking touch him, you predator. How about you start doing push-ups with him? Spam Wii in the chat, bro. This dude went hardcore. Those last few episodes, he snapped. He'll be back to normal in no time. Trust me. Guy knows he's training. He's letting him train. God's here, guy. I've never seen like a push-up scene this epic in my life. Come on, you can do it, bro. You can do it. Come on. Come on. 200. Come on. Come on. You better not say Lee Koon. Let him do it. One more, bro. One more. Come on. You got it. One more. You could have pushed yourself. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Damn, he pushed up. Until he pushed out. Go get the stretcher. Don't tell me I have to get used to him being on a stretcher. Because they're men. Are you? Maybe Sakura has to transition. Meanwhile, back to the filler. Whenever I see this fat fuck, all I see is filler. Casual sexism. I'm just Sakura-ist. Bro, Lee needs like an awakening. Maybe that'll push him. I don't mind Sakura and Lee. I can't fucking stand Sakura and Sasuke. How do you transition to this OST? The two are complete opposites. The girls packed it up. They'll be back tomorrow, splashing each other. Fucking adults splashing each other in the ocean. I don't want to end on this. I don't want to end on this. How about we remove the clouds in the manga? What was that moan? What the fuck was that moan? He's gonna turn a frog into sexy Jutsu frog. Frog time! What's with the lipstick? You should die. You have no talent. Bro, you're dissing it. Look at it. It's so cute. Look, it has a cock. Yes! It's grown. No, that's perfectly fine. It's a deformed frog. What the fuck was that? What? Is someone fucking in the studio and they forgot that it was recording? Well, where does the frogs? Oh no, no, no, no. Not this shit again. Stop it. Stop, no. Oh my god, there's no recap. This is new. This is fucking new. Jiraya! Jiraya! Find a wife. Father some... Oh god, he probably does have children. Who knows? He's definitely... He let his flower bloom. Oh, shit. We made a frog. Isn't that a frog? What the fuck? Hear me out, guys. Jiraya is jerking it right now. I want another Sakura episode. Who the fuck is that? Is that Naruto's dad? That's Naruto. Or Garuto. Those are the Hokage's. Anko, is it? What? You don't know who that is? He doesn't remember Anko's name. Orochimaru's her brother. Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that, Lord Hokage? If and if I was the fake... What? He wouldn't do anything to Orochimaru? The fuck you to Lord Hokage for then? It's Naruto's grandfather. Wait, is that Boruto? Don't blame yourself. Girl, I just remembered a name for. You think the Lord Hokage smokes pot? Oh god. Jiraya's gonna be naked, isn't he? Oh. I bet one scene, we're gonna see Jiraya naked. Yes, Databayo, Jiraya. You know, I still don't know what it means. Every time he says Databayo is this different word. Bro, you know there's a real Naruto village in Japan? Like a Naruto theme park? I watched a video on it. You bet your fucking ass I'm going there. You're not gonna peek again. We purify our bodies. Yeah, Jiraya, you need some purification. Oh no, he's naked with a child. He's gonna tickle his wee wee. Are they being purified? Is he being a Malone underwater? No, you're Purvi-sage. Ramen. This is the last time you're eating. What do you mean by that? Me so flattered. Like at the Naruto village in Japan, they actually had that shop. Oh my god, wait, was there acid in the bowl? He turned into a fucking frog. Bro, what was in that bathwater? Where did it get money from? Who pays them? Where's the payroll? Buy the buy Naruto? No. Oh yeah, say bye to Sakura. You're never gonna see her again. We're leading. How about you say bye to the real woman? Hanada. Oh no, don't bring him around, Hanada. He's gonna like her. Come on, give her a big smooch. You got the shit, bro. You're my inspiration. Tell her. I love how Jiraya just appears and now he's kidnapping Naruto and draining him. Where's Jiraya's children? Are we gonna find his children? What does she do for a living? How does she have money? Do they pay the ninjas? He's doing the Hanada, you're right. That's true. Naruto is like the Hanada in this. Come on, give him a little licky lick. Fuck. All right, at least you got the nosebleed. Bro, what in the... The Danimals' OST am I listening to right now? This is part of being young. Come on, Jiraya, admit you like her. No, no, no, no. Is it controversial to say I like Jiraya? Knock the fuck out of him. Let's see if it works. Shake his head. One hand, picking him up. Nothing personal. Oh, shit. Imagine Naruto with white hair. Your training ends here. The fuck is that? The bio just begun. Go die and come back. He just sent him to the Shadow Realm. Holy shit. I can imagine what we're about to witness. Scenes like this, you know they're gonna show shit. Holy shit. It's like you're tapping. You notice something inside of him and you're just trying to get him to that point. So what do you do? You kill him. Oh, fuck. Here we go. Come on. Come on, Thorfinn. Climb. Climb. Not for Naruto. Holy shit, that's a fall. What, is he gonna grow into the Ninetail Fox and climb up? I don't think Takashi would like this. Here we fucking go. What the fuck is he about to do? No. Oh wait, no, I like him. I forgot. I like Chopper. Oh wait, Naruto is dead now. So Kana Hamaru, he could become the next Hokage now. The fuck is going on? Is this the after life? Naruto just died. We're at preschool. Don't you love how he shows up to this, but when Sakura was fighting, he didn't watch it. Come on, guys. I'm moving for Iruka to be the Hokage. The fuck out of here. We're in a tie with shorts on. I want to see him die. God, these kids are disgusting looking. Yeah, you saw Egghead? They named the whole one-piece arc after him. What's he doing over here inspiring these preschoolers? You have a dad and mom? Yeah, you have no future. Your dog, Ganta? These kids suck. Kona Hamaru, yeah, point him out. Act like his grandchild's gonna do something. This whole village is gonna be a fucking like like a footprint by the end of this show. I wonder if this guy's in Boruto. I don't think he makes it that far. Like you did too once. Nice. This is spooky, man. Holy shit. Is that the nine tails? He's the challenge. He has to fight himself. He has to fight the beast within in order to activate it. Yeah, he's gonna fight White Nauruto. Oh, shit. Who we fighting? Who we fighting? Bro, I swear to God, if it's like Eisen or Luffy, there's always a big fucking door in anime. This is the beast within. It's the seal. He has to open the door in order to activate it. That's the beast within you. It's talking. Oh, shit. How about you open it yourself? You see, nine tails. I'm dying. You stupid fox. All right, so it's kind of like a, it reminds me of Ichigo with Bleachigo and like Ina Dori with Sukuna. It's like Asta with Blacksta. Oh, shit. Wait, I think what I said is actually gonna happen. It's gonna lend him his power. It's actually gonna do it. Fucking said this was gonna happen. Why didn't y'all put pre-watch in the chat? Now, that's a fucking frog. Yokozuna, let's go. Where am I? Holy shit. Oh, that was sick. Imagine I was like passing preschool. You have to find your way to survive. They throw you off the fucking cliff. If you die, you die. Here we go. How does he summon the frog? And it has a whole, it has the Lord Okage, um, um thing. Pipe. It has a scar and everything. Has a shirt. God damn, yo, this always sees way too good, man. You think Konohamaru could do this? Fucking pussy. No tail. I prefer that one. Even that one's cute. It looks like Yoshi. Don't tell me this frog's gonna be a pedophile or something. That one? That one. Oh, this is a big one. This is a special one. The chief toad's head. The chief toad. I want to jump in that frog's mouth, man. He knows Jiraiya. He knows he's up to this. What does he mean he can't handle it? Like in a battle? We've got to run away and go in the hot springs with the ladies. I love this frog. He's up there. What is that? If you ran to Jiraiya, you would never forget him. Bro Naruto is loyal. The Purvi-sage. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Naruto doesn't even know Jirai's name. That's crazy. He just knows them as the Purvi-sage. Even the frog knows he's a pervert. Jirai's gonna take a piss from the top of the cliff. You see, I was committed to suicide and, um, yeah, now we're here. Yeah, well, believe it, bitch. Imagine a frog star saying Dr. Bio. I can't do that laugh. Punch him. Oh, shit. He's gonna spank the frog. Naruto's got some big-ass balls. Oh my god, that sounds terrible. I'm your master, oh, shit. You a slave. What do y'all think about slavery? Hear me out, guys. Hear me out. That tongue looks pretty solid. That was fucking sick. Does everybody see that frog? The milfs at the spot. Can they see the frog? Holy shit. They had to show that. Jiraiya knows. He has tongue piercings. I like this toad. I always knew Naruto was a slave owner. He's gonna go to bed. Sayonara. Bye-bye, Genta Boto. Battle time. Come on. I haven't heard this OST yet, man. This is sick. Yeah, what is the toad gonna do? Naruto could just stay on top of him the entire time. Yeah, that's right. How's that just staying as now? Nope. Come on. It's like riding a bull. We've all wrote something in our lives. I am your slave owner. Naruto jumped down his throat and just stay in there. He's just watching this. He's just watching with fucking binocular. You son of a fucker. I thought he had binoculars to watch Naruto train from afar. Nope. He's watching asshole. You guys would do the same thing. Don't lie. What are they doing? What are they doing? They're too old for this. Who does this at this age? They look like they're in their 30s. Why do you splash at each other? I wonder if this frog has a cock. Naruto's staying on. Nice. Finally, the other characters. You think Gar is gonna stay in this town? Yeah, he's a vampire. That's why. Oh, Gar is definitely from this city. I didn't know the sand village looked like alabaster. It's not the pasty again. All right, I just want to prove a point. This guy looks like a cock head. Why can't we all be together? Guys, what village is the absolute worst? Did you wish Kishimoto sensei a happy birthday? Is he here? Happy birthday, bro. I love you. Thank you for allowing me to react to your show on stream. The rain village? All I see is rain and sound. Bro, you know how long it took to put those fucking pictures up? Those have been a rain village. It only rains. It's all about Gaara. Gaara is their only hope. The cat man's gonna be hope. The war hasn't even begun yet. We're about to have a ninja war. All the villages. Kaze Kage. I fucking love that name. Super A rank. Wow. I love how they trust the children with that. Oh, shit. Tamari. She seems... These two seem like nice. I feel like Gaara is gonna have like a little redemption. Like, we don't truly understand him yet. Or I don't at least. Meanwhile, Naruto's on the toad ride. Oh, god. We're gonna see more bras and panties. Oh, fuck. The devil fruit? No! Damn, that's actually a way to get him off. Little did you know Naruto's part fish? What about... Wow, he just created a rainbow. I knew he was gay. He's riding like a fucking bull. He's still watching. Is this all these girls do? Jobless. I can't. I can't. They don't have a job. It's their day off. It's been their day off since the fucking exam started. I think it's a rainbow. Let's follow it. I actually like the scent. I hate sands. It gets everywhere. Good. Fuck it. Fuck it. Look at the shady shenanigans. Never trust anybody that comes from a sand village. Look at them. Whenever I hear black ops, I think of Zabu. They're using Gaara. I mean, he's a tool. I don't think the sand village is gonna prevail. Oh, damn. The sand village is living in poverty, man. Holy shit. Don't tell me they're still... Oh, this is fucking hardcore, man. He's still doing this. I can't believe it. Just spank him on the ass. It's not gonna happen, Jirai. You know this. Why are you lying to us? Because you're a narrator now? His frog has lipstick on. What is he gonna do? Body slam him? He said it. He screamed it 10 times. Oh, god. He's smiling. Oh, god. He's gonna belly block him. There goes all the birds' homes because we want to practice our fucking Jutsu. He almost saw you, Jirai. Oh, god. I hope... I wish he would have landed on them. Oh, fuck. Help each other. Come on. Don't let your brother die. Yes. Oh, yes. Always trust the Naruto. Wow. This is why you only trust yourself, man. Jirai's over there watching with his fucking telescope. Take your pants off. Take a shit on the frog. Come on, Jirai. I have some faith in him. He's gonna catch him. Ready? Come on. Catch him with your paw. Get your paw out. Come on. Okay, or your tongue. Same thing. We don't use hands in this show. Actually, that's all we do. Damn. What else? Placing him down so elegantly. Jirai-yami. Jirai had to roast that shit in front of him. It's because he's the fifth Hokage. Hurry up. Fill him up with ramen. Taking him to that place would be best. That place. Just another earthquake. He's smiling. Yeah. Look, it's foreshadowing the village. It's gonna be a footprint. Hospital... Oh, fuck. I read it. I can't even pronounce the episode. It's all good. I can't even pronounce it. Besiege. Gaara left. Gaara went back. Gaara's sleeping with someone. Someone find him. He's with Hiroshi Amaru. Where could he go? Maybe he's on the toilet. I hope nothing bad happens. Is he saying that because Gaara might do something bad or something bad might happen to him? Look, sand. Sand village. Foreshadowing. The sand village is disappearing. Is that the show? That there's a fucking bird in my room. How many times are we gonna see these characters in hospital bed? He has a cancel sign on him. Oh, god. We better see Inoue. Emmy Inosuke. Oh, god. You know, no, we like her. We like her. Don't solve with the Sasuke-kun. I forgot he existed until now. Imagine saying you're half ninja, half florist. This is for Lee. I mean, an excuse to find Lee. To see Lee, I'm fine with that. This is the filler part of you. Fast forward, please. Y'all are fucking haters, man. Oh, Gaara. I know his shadow. I think that's Gaara. Am I right? Do I know his shadow? Whoa! Put the thing away. Oh, shit. Why is this guy the only one with him? Three days and three nights. I said the same thing. I think she has a change of clothes. Who changed him? Not Gaara. Keep those clothes on. New outfit. We need a new outfit. We can't get the same one on. Oh, god. Someone get him on, please. Wow. Did Hinata bring that? Oh, he did. Oh, fuck, Shoji. He's had enough. Yeah, he's had enough, man. That was a nice catch. I wouldn't wipe it. I just eat it, man. I never wash fruit. It's a trick. Let's eat in front of him. What a fucking savage. How about you get a flower for Naruto? I'll get Naruto a bouquet. That sounds terrible, man. Why do I say these things? Like, I'm going on a date with him. What are you doing, Gaara? With a big nut in your hand. What are you doing? What the fuck is happening? Oh, god, he's a shadow. He's not doing push-ups? Wow, slacking. His OST is scaring me, man. Come on, Lee. Get up. Open another gate. The fuck? Lee knows what's happening. Look, his eyes are closed. Are they going to reveal who it is? You fucker. I want them to end up together. Name their child, Lee Kura. You're telling me he needed a basket of fruit? Oh, my god. This is a fucking aura house. Who walks into a room like that? Are they really about to eat in front of him? Well, I feel like Sakura's head's about to fall off. Imagine it's fucking Michael Myers. I didn't know it was him. Holy shit. It's somebody else. Look, he's being possessed. Look, guys, he's trapped. Whoa. Don't tell me his mom died in front of him. Holy shit. What a fucking life. What did he kill them by accident? Whatever is controlling him right now, he lost control of and it attacked everybody near him. His mother and his father. Look, and it's happening again. It's taking over him and now it's controlling him to kill Lee. He can't control it. Holy shit, bro. This is disturbing. Meanwhile, see what happens when you get him fucking flowers? Better bring it to his grave now. Now, look. Oh, shit. Wait, what? Oh, god, I got fucking. He could have controlled himself. The racism inside of him creeping out. Oh, shit. The age of the chubby has arrived. Oh, god, he got a sandal over him. Look at him. It's the tattoo. I was trying to kill him. Oh, my god. Seriously? Did you see the fight or not? No reason. I just wanted to murder him. Yeah, how is Lee so sleeping? Isn't he here to shit? Especially Naruto screaming. It's like I'm screaming. How the fuck is he sleeping? I know he's in a coma, but wait the fuck up. He is so edgy. Oh, my god. Naruto could kill him in his pedestrian form. I have a real monster in me. Uh-oh, Sakura is in here. This should put an end to it. Once Sakura gets in there, bro, you're done for. Team Sakura, who's with me? It's all an illusion. You think Gaara applies his eyeliner every day? A monster? I'll show you a monster. We both have monsters inside of us. It's like you said, I'm fatherless. Oh, my god. I literally said that. I said he's the one that killed his mother. Oh, boo-hoo. Wow. I wonder what I have inside of me. Yo, he has balls, too. Everyone in his room has balls. Love is right here on my head. I fucking hate my family. The ultimate masterpiece. He was crafted as the attack on Titan. The Kaze Kage's child. Yo, this is great. I never thought I'd see Gaara with a fucking teddy bear. Nah, there's more to it. It's not black and white, bro. I know Gaara is a good one. What happened to you, Bayo? I've been in this for six years. I've been in this for six years. Can you blame him for being like this? Yo, D.O.S., he's slapping. Talk about your family. He's just misunderstood, man. He should carry that teddy bear around more often. He's traumatizing. Goddamn. When I was seven, I did this. When I was eight, I took the bicycle and killed my father. I banged him over the head with it. Holy shit. What happened when you were 10? Holy shit. I thought I had it bad, because I was bullied. What's this guy saying? Oh, shit. Naruto relates. You don't see him being a bitch. Yeah, it's like looking in the mirror. I am living in order to kill human beings other than myself. I actually, I like that. Yeah. At least he loves himself. How many of you could say that? Holy shit. He's real. God. Come on, Naruto. Get the tattoo. I don't know if Mr. Iroha accepted my existence or if he's alive. Gaara never had any ruka in his life. Oh, shit. He's had it worse. He's showing Naruto. You could live in worse conditions. Shit. I don't think that's what he means. He's misunderstood. Man, I would end up more like Gaara if I was born in these situations. I'm not, I wouldn't become like Naruto. Oh, he's a better boss. I'm ass. Let's go. Come on. Wake up. Where's the fraud? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Holy fuck. This is lots, man. This is hard. Right back in. Yep. Look, he's free now. Yo, guide. Oh, God. Damn, that PTSD hit him hard right there. The OST came. The Orochimaru OST hit. It's fucking, oh my God, it's foreshadowing. Does he mean guy? Does he mean guy too? Fuck out of here. Guy is that guy. That was fucking great, man. Motherfuck I said filler. Skip it. Let's skip your funeral.