 well howdy partner what can I get you I'll have an orange juice please partner must have been a rough day if you're going straight to the rough stuff Mr. and if you don't mind me saying you look oddly familiar maybe you just look like someone I know no no I I've seen you before y'all was in here alone ain't you why you always alone mr. don't you have any friends well that's a complicated question but I guess I could answer it with a story mr. what what are you doing huh oh sorry I was going to a flashback I was gonna tell you the stories from flashback if that's okay that's new but then sure yeah go ahead all right where was I oh yeah I can tell you through a story found myself in the sticks one day and figured out try to integrate with the early mr. I said a healthy stop looking at that book of yours well now you just hurt my feelings howdy howdy what you reading so he is rude I'm just an angry guy no one wanted me as a kid and even less people want me now help me my new friend help well thank you well it was not snowing you what you getting up to hi howdy I say not hi you do know this is my room right I would appreciate it if you'd stop stealing from me thank you you have a good day now but not too good this person fucking hates me well mr. for what I hear you're just not likable and I could see why you're starting to piss me off too yeah I see where you're coming from but it's all the numbers game really I mean if 99% of people don't like you there's still that 1% so I figured I'd go to the big city and maybe stop by a bar with a nice group of people that way if everyone in the bar hates me except for one I still come out with one friend excuse me is this another flashback or are you just gonna tell me this time yeah this is another one we're gonna go back into another flashback now okay well I'm staring off into the distance to what are you folks up to her anyways I'm not going to start a poker game for me to have a drink after and drown your sorrows I see I came to play poker once had nothing but the shirt on my back and as you could see I lost that pretty quick that is one finally called the mustache you have that well thank you I do appreciate that I try my best hey outcome all you guys are wearing shirts we didn't lose a poker game hell I did but didn't take my shirt off of me were you not playing strip poker did you not see the same front no shirt no shoes no service I didn't see that sign at all but I mean I have suspenders that's almost a shirt keeps your neck exactly they're like censor bars Jesus Christ he can't even stand alright you've had enough oh shit and he's out I'll take him out have fun with the rest of the drunks hey that guy looks like me how'd that guy get so fat you see this was a big mistake is what I was referring to is that it's very very difficult at redemption I wasn't calling him out I was genuinely asking how did he do it I spent days eating crocodile me trying to get fat and nothing worked but obviously that's not the way he picked it up and it's his fault for getting offended I said how do you get so fat this is all fucking muscle man I've never seen muscle jiggle like that I'm sorry a don't step outside the window by blow you're aware he's got a little shit well thank you for looking out for me I appreciate that let me buy you a drink no way you probably had enough you know what if your nose didn't already look like he broke three times over I put you square in the face right now I think it would just feel like getting hit by some jelly let's find out shall we is the fat one in your posse or is he new as well motherfucker what did you just call me shit I I know this doesn't sound realistic but I didn't see you there as hard as that is to believe I keep you got any nuts you can see my nuts if you want I'm gonna kick you in the nuts if you keep talking why are you obsessed with my nuts I'm a glutton for punishment and he's just a glutton we're a match made in heaven all the fucker what did you just oh shit he heard me he's coming back I'm about to get destroyed oh shit here we go again don't pretend you can read I remember the last book I finished my hand was cramping after all that coloring I can see those pages of land gentlemen gentlemen come on you can both have me there's no need to fight over me oh I might take your hat though if you don't mind that's lovely at thieves a quick way to the hangman at least I look good in the news shit oh fuck I didn't do nothing just relax oh he's cute when he's sleeping huh this hat somehow makes me look worse didn't know that was I didn't either trust me yeah I'm quite fond of this one passed through generations of some dude's family that I beat the shit out of just put a fucking shirt on I'm gonna need something that is elegant covers me up but also still shows off my rib cage now I could go on and on about this but honestly it was just a repeating cycle of me getting knocked the feck out well mister I just give up if I was you it seems like just nobody likes oh my mustache my mustache is gonna be crooked sorry mister it's a prosthetic I lost mine in the war okay well let's not speak of that again what what happened next mister what what you do next well I tried to move on but honestly it felt like there was always something hanging over me from that day forward there was things of the occult which I couldn't quite explain oh I know what you mean sometimes I go into a room and I can't florn it remember why I went in there I don't even know what I was gonna do yeah kind of like that something something like that it was similar it was it's more like getting teleported into a building full of horses but a similar vein okay this is fine did you get teleported as well yep with my horse Jesus Christ just gonna close this drawer before things get out of hand I can't open it wait why can I buy bitter you know what I'm not gonna question anything else I'll buy you these bitters you know what I'm gonna take this condor I think I found it I think this is my condor I just standing here with a bird in one hand looking at this disaster my fucking my horse is dead because he's stupid yes wow really cool trick yeah I was thinking at this point I wasn't gonna catch a break once the occult starts going against you you don't really got no chance you can't fight nature you can't fight wizards and witches so I decided to do what any sane man would do I picked up my all my belongings mainly just my suspenders and I made my way to the newfound land Europe discovered by Christopher Columbus a few weeks back and I figured a fresh start would do me good little did I know what was waiting for me there howdy is this the Americas we've come all the way from Europe oh it's the natives I'm gonna try and communicate howdy I think they understand me do you have meat or guns I have I'm so sorry is it terminal so you're selling me this horse oh you like my horse yeah load them on to the boat oh don't touch it jump it on up here he'll love it he's got plenty of room to stand that's perfect I don't need him alive anyway for what I'm gonna use him for you sold me faulty cargo oh it's all good that's not a bug that's a feature it's just a quirky thing my boat does oh you love it in Europe they speak all kinds of funky languages they say L howdy over there it's wild anyone know which way Europe is he's decided to horse his way to Europe that's fair by God we've reached Europe strange it looks almost like back home max activate lighthouse mode he's the finest lighthouse I ever hired he's good any branch I thought it'd be France to that's what I was aiming for so you're gonna work down now remember they probably don't speak English and they're gonna have a lot of diseases that we ain't used to do you guys speak English we came all the way from America to your beautiful Europe it looks fantastic we just got in on a boat last one man genuinely don't know where he went so whereabouts in Europe are we just a language barrier folks give him a second it's got it's France they're rude as shit ah that horse is gonna die oh my god I've never run this fast come on you can't use the scare isn't that the old saying you can lead a horse to water but you can't scare it in I think that's what the same was it's oddly specific now that I think about it I think all our friends left us for some odd reason can't imagine why as I said little did I know what was waiting for me more people that don't like me so I came on back long story short and I basically decided to give up on ever having a friend and just going back to my camp and drink some coffee but little did I know even that wasn't gonna work out for me sir you've been rambling for a few hours now we're we're closing do you mind paying your tab no I can't hear you I'm going into a flashback oh shit what the fuck what I was just drinking my coffee and all of a sudden I was surrounded that was the worst cup of coffee I ever had all right that's better now there we go that was the nicest cup of coffee I ever had and at that point I just started to feel like the whole world was against me must have went to a fix his mustache or something well that he's gone I can lose the hat and the accent I'm glad he was gone weird-looking dude all right well we are gonna end the video there I hope you enjoyed if you didn't get sick of me already then I should be live streaming right now if you're watching this video that just went up I should be live right now I'm gonna be doing some Twitch things and we're gonna be trying to raise some money for the make-a-wish Ireland foundation so if you do want to come over feel free it's always a good time my Twitch channel will be in the description if not no worries you know you've got stuff going on I I understand but either way I hope you did enjoy I hope to see you next time folks I appreciate you watching as always but that's about it bye for now