 I am completely at a loss for words because I watched the JoJo's out of context video before actually watching JoJo so I thought JoJo was going to be like that and I think it will be eventually y'all already told me be ready for the memes because there's like 55 memes in each episode. Is Dio going to kill this week? Is it going to be a cat? I don't even want to guess that because it might happen. So I'm just going to get to the damn episode already. Here we go. Starting the episode off again and I don't know what the fuck it says. Whatever. That's fine. It's JoJo. I'm willing to let it pass. Are we going to start every episode with a scream or a death? Is this Scooby-Doo? This is what happened in London after Jack the Ripper was JoJo vs. Dio. My fucking father didn't tell me about that. Is that a black guy? Jonathan Joestar. I could have sworn I just saw a black guy. This is before he became an anime dad. Oh my god, I would have loved him. God damn. This isn't right. Damn, JoJo needs to learn from his father. God damn, bro. JoJo's like, Dio, stop it. Look at him. Yeah. I thought he was throwing that at somebody's face. Who's that? Why does that look like Dio? I'm stupid. It's a time jump. It's a time jump. What is he going to grow every episode, these people? If it wasn't for JoJo, you wouldn't have gotten it. You better shake his fucking dick. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. This has to be a dream. They look like they're about to start licking each other's lip. JoJo, wait. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. JoJo, this is JoJo. All right. Is that Zeke? Zeke? Yeah. From Attack on Titan. I think that's what y'all said. That's him. I can hear it. I can hear it. Only if that was Eren, that would have been insane. What the fuck? What? He ate his former self? He looks like he ate Danny. Oh my god. No, that's ridiculous. Bro, I thought I was big. Oh my god, bro. Looking like Clark Kent over here, like the LGBTQ Clark Kent. Why? He's not that big. How did it go? He kissed your bitch. Yeah. He fucking killed your dog. He put him in the incinerator. What the fuck? What? Seven years. Seven years. In seven years, when I was 12, the 19, I looked the exact same. I looked the same until I was 21. What's with these dramatic pauses? That's why you want the fortune. Wait. Where's the anime father? Oh my god, he's dying. Complete the anime kid's story with your father dying. Perfect. They look absolutely ridiculous. I love it. I can't get over how big he got. You know why? Because Dio slipped some acid into his drinks. Look, they're good friends. But why do you have to be evil? That's right, Dio. Remember, you were a poor little sewer rat before they found you. So you better be grateful. You don't fuck yourself onto the mask. That's right. When they were fighting, the blood got on the mask the first time. Just spew period blood all over it. Maybe it'll come alive. Oh, it's shit. He saw the letter. I don't know what's going on and I love it. These dramatic pauses, I'm going to start having them. What's wrong, Dio? What's wrong? He looks ridiculous. I love it. Look at his body. Holy shit. He can't read it out loud. What the fuck is he doing? What is this? Next time my girl talks to me, I'm going to be like this. He killed his first dad. Now he's going to kill his second dad. I think that was a piece of paper. Jojo. Jojo. I am the beast titan. Damn. Jojo got bigger. He learned. And he was a little bitch now, look at him. Did he just, did his hair grow mid-scene? I feel like his body's going to grow every episode at this point. I'm the beast titan. Welcome to Jojo, we all have anger issues. Especially if you're Dio. I love how he's like paused and mid-punch. Imagine you punch someone and you're talking to them mid-punch. Like how do you have time to do that? I'm going to do the restaurant reaction like this. Oh my god, he's going to thumb his eye. Is there a fan on him? He's going to throw him off the bucket. This is the most dramatic thing. I found my, I thought one punch man, mob psycho, I thought those defined who I was, but I felt like Jojo is going to be the me of anime. Seriously, and I say this with a lot of animes, but I think I found it. It's so dramatic, it's like me. Look, look, this is me, it's a reaction channel. I'm going to go on my rule. Get my magnifying glass, and I'm going to study this medicine and make sure that it's not going to kill my father. They were just playing soccer together. I'm loving this. Shit man, this is fun. I'm having fun with this show. We're in London. We need the hat if you're going to London. Damn, he's just going to London to check the source of this medicine. I wish I had the sources like that. This show goes by so fast. We went for playing soccer. Jojo cutting himself on a mask to finding out that Dio is trying to kill his father and now he's going to London to figure out what the medicine is. The speed of the show is insane. Jojo, this is your research. Jojo, you're going to die. It took him two days to get there. Are those 3D, are those horses blue? This is the Wizard of Oz. This is the Wizard of Oz. This is the Wizard of Oz. This is the Wizard of Oz. This is the Wizard of Oz. This is the Wizard of Oz. I think he cares. He looks like an ogre. He'll fit right in with the London's. The Londonites. His hair, John. I swear to God, he got bigger. Is that the face of the mask? Did I mention how fast the show goes? I'm going to cry. Okay. Yeah, just tell him. Tell him what you're about to do. Tattoo. No, you can't. Who would say that? He was playing soccer 8 minutes ago. I mean, it's two days later. But I'm speaking through my lens. It's the guy from... This is James Bond. Hatman. I'm really nervous. He's fighting a guy on Ogre Street that's throwing a hat with knives on it at him. How do you explain this day to your father? Is this what happens in London? This is why I'm never going back. I'm never going on Ogre Street. Fuck London. Has he already died like a dog? Too soon. Too soon, Dio. It just killed his dog in the last episode. All you had to do was replace A with his. And that would have been it. That would have sent me off the chair. That's how a gentleman fights. A gentleman doesn't kill. They're about to become friends. I can't believe it. With the gang, the crypts just disappeared. Why does the butler look like Hugh Jackman? He looks like he's about to shoot claws out of his fist. This guy looks like a dying flower. Why is he wearing a top hat with the Illuminati eye? I'm never going to London. A live body. I mean, he killed a dog. Bro, you just bumped into them. And this is what happened. So the mask controls the body now. This is what you get for putting that mask on somebody. Look, even the street is talking. This is creepy, dude. I call Shaggy. Don't you feel the pain in your arm? Oh, what the fuck? The sun's gonna kill him. Yeah, I knew it. Wow, so it's like a vampire. That's interesting. The mask's weakness is the sun. To light. Nicholas Light, I'm the weakness. So what if he puts in them on himself? I wonder if that's gonna happen. It's bound to happen. I can't believe we resolved this in one episode. This is great. This is the pace I need in my life. To be continued, we're doing it right now, buddy. All right, Youth with Dio. Wait, are we doing a flashback episode of Dio as a kid? Ooh, we're continuing right from there. I like that. I like when they do that, not a lot of shows do that, where we continue exactly from that point. It did say to be continued, but still, sometimes they just jump 10 years. I mean, you never know. This dude's looking like the rock now. But at the end of the episode, he's gonna look like the boulder. Man, I like this. I think Dio could still be redeemed. Oh, no. Oh, no, he's lying. He's trying to get you weak. Oh, no. You believe this? This voice actor is god-tier. I need to hear him do that with Eren in Attack on Titan. Oh, I need that. Yeah, let's blame our childhood. You should have stayed poor. People like you don't deserve money. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna question this. Yo, we're about to kill him in the alleyway. I can't even read this. You hear this? You know when a girl talks to you, but she's shirtless and all you see are the titties? But she keeps talking. That's how I just felt. Like, I'm hearing this god-tier music and he's talking. I heard what he said about you stink like a pile of Amidus and shit. But I wasn't even reading. Holy dick. This music is amazing. Who else is in this room? I love this. I love it. I feel bad for Dio. Why do I feel bad for him? Why do I have a heart? I'm so fucking done. My god, he is the devil. Dio, like the singer. Are they based off singers? I just realized that. No one says JoJo better than him. No one. Motherfucker. Mother... Now it's anime. Welcome to anime. The dad's dead. He did it. He did it. He's fine. He's fine. He put the mask on. He's gonna turn to a zombie now. Because the mask went on him. So now we'd never be the same. Oh god, I can't believe it. Why did I watch this episode now? He's dead. Music to talk for a flashback. He's dying. Never owe anyone a debt. If I'm dying, let me die. Do not save me. And if you save me, don't expect anything of return. Let him go. Open the door. Let's walk out. That's what y'all did on Ogre Street. Now they're best friends. They went from wanting to kill each other. Then now they're all suddenly they care about each other. It's actually dead. See, that's what you get for having a good heart. Be evil in this world. I hate him. You hear me, dad? I hate him. I hate Dio. I want to kill him. No. Dio came out of the wagon as a kid and murdered the dog and put him in an incinerator. It wasn't your fault, man. It was not your fault. And now you're leaving the main character standing out there in the rain, giving him enough time to run away? Okay. Bury him next to the father that he spit on. I knew he wouldn't last long. Three episodes and I felt that. Guys, thank you for telling me about this. What did I say? What did I say? It's like you weren't listening. Ah! Oh, shit! Oh, he's a vampire now? That's awesome. I'm getting a Castlevania vibe from this. He is the weapon. Quick, bring the dad back to life. Put the mask on him. Just shoot it. Shoot the fucking gun. Don't even try to get through his head. He actually shot it. I'm proud of you, Jojo. You're growing. You thought he was evil before? Whatever heart he had, that shit's gone now. Jojo! Jojo! Hey, yo! I might not be able to show this on YouTube because of their new pussy rules. This guy's had a day. He doesn't get a break. What happened to the girl? Did she off herself because of D.O.? Where's the son? Hurry up, go up there and grab it. You have the arms to hold it. I swear his hair grew and his neck got bigger. I'm not even exaggerating. You have to stab his brain. Bro, the father comes back to life. That's gonna haunt people's life. Why would you let him walk up to you? I don't care how hurt I am. I'll grow a third leg and run away. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. Don't kill him, I like him. Yes! Father, please let me your strength. Bless me. Who's gonna jump in front of him and take his life again now? Oh, God. You hear the phone? You hear the thing? Oh, shit. What's with the Jojo OST? Can somebody tell me? How many takes did it take him to do that in the studio? Every time he says Jojo. Jojo! Like, every time. I love it. Everyone disappeared in the room. There was like 40 people in that room somehow. Use life-thrower! They didn't... Remember when I said that this anime moves really fast? Yeah. Yeah. That's a fucking stab to his shoulder. It doesn't matter. He has like 10 shoulders. Oh, God. He might as well stab the other side, even it out. This is tense. Man, get out of here. What are you doing, Speedwagon? Your name is Speedwagon. Drive away. He's walking up the wall. He's walking up the wall. Where is his dad? There he is! No way! No way! Stop it! At the moment, Jojo's wife has a boyfriend. Hahaha. Suddenly, Jojo remembered his past. Oh, it's a flashback. Yup, he remembered Danny. That's it. That's enough of me to turn into God himself. Jojo's about to fly fly. Their main character, Fire, doesn't hurt. I've seen people's heads being cut off in anime and they were fine. This is fine. Your dad's dying wish was not to hate Dio. You're over here body slamming into a house burning fire. Hey, you're over here. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. No, no, no. Come on, one more. One more. Jojo! Before you die. How big is this house? They've been falling for 20 seconds. Y'all be falling in the next five episodes. Your dad's dead? What is he going to do to throw his corpse at you? I swear to God. If his dad explodes. If a heart attack was an anime, it's this. He did it. One last time before he comes back in the next episode. Man, can we talk about the voice actors for this show, Silva? This is episode three. And you're giving us like a season for now worth episode with these performances. I love this guy. That was a fucking episode. I think you guys gave me the perfect anime to react to. The pacing of this show is insane. Wait, is there an ending scene? Man, y'all said these episodes were slow. What the fuck are you talking about? That the first part of Jojo is bad? What? If this is bad, I want to know what great is. Thank God I watched this. I knew he was alive either way. Oh my God. I'm surprised he's a Jojo right there. Okay. No! You know, I'm just so happy I saw her react to this show. As if I didn't say that enough in this video. The smile on my face remained throughout the whole video. I love the pacing. Usually, I'm very particular with my pacing. Whether it's a movie or film or a book. I like something that's split even. This is fast paced. I'm sure it slows down at some point in the story. But so far, that's how fast it is. It's just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. It's just constant. And I love that. I love it. It works with this show because it's so exaggerated. The posing. Jojo! Like the way they talk. I love it. The OST is remarkable. The sounds. The story. The anime father's dead. He's dead. We didn't see him burn alive. I didn't see his body decay. We even saw Dio's body decay and he's alive. So nobody dies. Jojo's father, Joestar, he's going to live. He's going to be fine. Watch. He's coming back somehow. I don't believe he's dead. His spirit made the house burn faster. He's probably, he probably is dead. But I love the characters. I love the new character. I have to learn names still. I'm not good with names. But the guy that they met on August Street. Dad, I remember August Street. I'm never forgetting August Street. That guy's cool. He's funny. He's like, you know what? I was going to kill you, but you didn't kill me. So we're going to be friends. I love that. But yeah, guys, that's going to be it for this video. This was fun. Thank God I did two, two episodes because those are two great episodes to watch. It was like one story. It was one story. And I like that. I'm so glad I did that. I want to know who's your favorite character at this point in the show? Do you love JoJo the most? Dio? Where the fuck is JoJo's girl? I don't know what happened. She's probably dead. Danny? Danny could be your favorite. I don't know. The dead dog. I wonder if we'll probably see him again. He has a wreck from the ashes. Maybe he's the main villain. I don't know. Maybe he's part of the mask. I don't know. But yeah, let me know. Bye.