Elliot Rodger: A Real Human Bean

Alleged Santa Barbara shooting suspect and professional driver Elliot Rodger caught on film during his final moments of life after allegedly shooting 7 women who "suffered retribution for not taking [my virginity] from me"
The alleged shooter allegedly drove a BMW allegedly and allegedly drove into the sunset allegedly while the media allegedly blamed guns and videogames for Rodger's alleged inability to "get laid by a pure maiden like my waifu" said Santa Barbera police allegedly today. Rodger was noted by others as not being a "supreme gentleman" as he claimed in his manifesto, rather describing the suspect as being a "real human bean" and by others as "a real hero". Authorities have yet to release any information regarding the status of Rodger's virginity before his passing, although it is believed by many that he "died as pure as the waifu he dreamed of in Valhalla", even though the suspect was believed to be high on a new drug called "Euphoria" by California State officials.

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