 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant! The brilliant video is pot-pot-pot-pot-pot-pot. The brilliant video is pot-pot-pot-pot-pot-pot-pot. The brilliant video is pot-pot-pot-pot-pot-pot-pot. The brilliant video is pot-pot-pot-pot-pot. Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. Yup, shawty main to God. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Doodoo Hermann's here, big wax. Yeah. Um, we here, man. You know, we don't have no up-pre-roll, so we can just get right to it. That is a good point, man, that you just made off pot. What'd I say? If you do a post on Instagram with your age, right? Like you're basically wanting people to go, you look great for your age. Oh yeah. Like if you're talking about someone else's age, it doesn't matter. But if you mention your own age on the pod, you basically ask him for compliments. Well, on the, on the, on the ground. On the, yeah. Sorry, sorry. On the ground. I was, I was saying that, you know, I'm not going to say what I was saying, but you know, when you turn a certain age, people like to do the fake candidates, you know what I mean? To show people that they've been in the gym. But what, what, what, what, what, what, maybe like this is 44, this is 25. Nobody goes, this is 23. No. Nah. What is that? But what, what, what, what, what if you have like a 23 with your body right now? Would you be okay with it? 23 with my, no, probably not. Huh? No, I'm not wearing one. Yo, real talk. Everybody listening right now in their 20s, enjoy your metabolism. Absolutely. Oh my God. Like, like literally soak that shit up. Enjoy your fucking metabolism. Eat the pasta, eat the cakes, eat the dessert, eat all that shit because when you get to your late 30s, it is, bro, I had pasta the other night, I haven't taken a shit in two days. You? With the cheese in it? And I shit three times a day. Yes. With the cheese in it? It was cheese all over it, bro. It's the cheese. It's the cheese. Maybe it was the cheese, bro. Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant. I'm just, that cheese. Yeah. Bind you right up. Yes. Sturdy. Nothing worse than when you like, got a shit, but it won't come out. Bro, I'm in the bathroom sitting there doing a dougie trying to wriggle out a fucking shit, bro. Dude, I've got my legs shaking. Yo, grab your cheeks and shake your cheek. It's like you shaking something to fall out. You ever did that? I found myself doing that shit at work. In between breaks, I'm like, hold on. How much time I got left? I'm like, you shaking cheeks? See what the fuck fall out? Shake that tree, man. You gotta have greens, man. You gotta have greens and you gotta go through them. They say you have water and they say, I read greens are the spear. Like apples. You know what I'm saying? Like greens will cut through your cola. You want that to be the first thing that goes and then the other step just follows. And the beauty of it is too, man, we were talking about posting those pictures. The illest shit is when somebody posts pictures in there in like super good shape and then everybody comments on them. Like, yo, she's 60 something. You know what I mean? They do that to Angela Bassett a lot. It's his other sister. She's like, I don't know if she's a trainer or not, but she's like super diesel, but she's in her 70s. She don't ever post her age. People just know how old she is. She just posts, look at me. I'll let y'all do the talking. But like I said, if she was 22 doing that, she would still get the same comments. Yeah, cause her body's crazy. Her body's crazy at any age. Some people body is just nuts at any age. And to your point, don't just enjoy your metabolism in the 20s. Enjoy your 20s. Them shit ain't a blur. I don't remember nothing from the 20s. Thank God we don't remember nothing. I really don't. That shit ain't a blur. You have more fun now or then? Now. Yeah, I have more fun now. Absolutely now. Yeah, and again, we're dudes. So maybe this is different, but like you start to get some disposable income. You start to find out who you are. You're not trying to impress other people. You just trying to enjoy yourself. You know how to live. Yeah, dude. It is. It's where we started to figure it out. When we were 20 something, at least for me, we were doing what we could with what we had. Now, you know, we're growing and we do what we want. Yeah. With what we earned. With what we've earned. Yeah, it's like, we don't really have to do that many things we don't want to do. That's privilege right there. Absolutely. We're the parents now. Yeah. And when you can go where you want to go. Live how you want to live. Set your boundaries the way you want to set your boundaries. Be with who you want to be with. That shit is a beautiful feeling. That's not true. What do you mean? Be who I want to be with. I can't do everything I want to do. Like what? What do you want to do? Certain things I want to do. What do you want to do? Be nice sometimes and not argue. With who? I'm just saying, I don't know. OK, Kanye, you're going to bring all your relationships. Promise the podcast. What's up, man? No, I'm just saying like certain things. Why y'all like doing this? Y'all know I got to go home with these women. What are you talking about? Who? Sure. I'm just saying, it's like I can't do everything I want to do. What do you want to do? Wax? I mean, I don't know. She say no sometimes. I got to listen. As you should. That's why I can't do everything that I want to do. Yeah, you can. You just have to deal with repercussions. There's nothing she could stop you physically from doing. OK, I hear what you're saying. And she's probably telling you, stop for your own goddamn good. Probably. Truth be told. I just heard a crazy story. I mean, better be careful. I just heard a crazy story about some wives who was complaining about their husbands. And they was like, I don't even like to lay next to him. I don't want him to touch me, yada, yada, yada. So it's not like they're trying to get a divorce, but they're not happy. They're just dealing with the situation because I guess it's a convenient situation. Don't find yourself in that, man. Who's this? I don't want to be there. Who? Who's talking about this? Oh, no, it was just a conversation somebody told me they overheard. Oof, the golden handcuffs, bro. That's trash. That's what marriage is? No, but like that's just kind of like what a job can be. There's plenty of situations where it's like the comfort is there even though you're not happy. Like you can't really leave because you don't want to leave the comfort. Like so many people staying in jobs because they got health care or something. Yeah. There's so many people staying in marriages because, well, maybe the kids you look out for, but that's selfless. Low key, like as long as the kids aren't experiencing trauma through your relationship, like if you guys can find a way to make it work almost like it's friends, and you stay together for the kid because that does really help the kid. That don't work, though. Yeah, it doesn't work for most people, but if you do it without hurting a kid, I think that is selfless, dude. I admire people who do that shit. Staying together just for the kid? Yeah, as long as your relationship isn't so fucked up that it traumatizes the kid and like fucks up their expectation of a relationship. Yeah, you got to have an open marriage in that situation. Maybe. No, because that's the only way to keep peace in the house. Maybe. If you're just a co-parent thing and you're just living together just for the sake of the children, what would y'all be doing? Like, you know what I'm saying? If y'all not sleeping with each other, if y'all not talking, like you got to have an open marriage and a big house. Yeah, uncles and aunties. A lot of uncles and aunties. But don't bring anybody the house. No, don't do that. Let's call an uncle. Or call an auntie. No. No, I don't do that. That's confusing. No. What, Taylor? Fucking what? I was going to say I have a friend that her parents are like that. Like, they don't, they're not together. Why does it have to be a lie? You don't got to make this a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. They don't got to make this a lie. That's all you got to ask when somebody tells you What is this? The tellers. The tellers. No. What's the name, Taylor? Now y'all are going to be like, what's the name? The tellers. My best friend's name is Taylor. I'm dead serious. Oh my God. She's got a variant. Oh my God. I just posted her yesterday. Her birthday was yesterday. That was her. OK. About to say that. Her parents are like that. They're in Florida now. OK. OK, what are their parents like? Well, they were together. Like, they're like lifelong partners. They don't mess with you. They don't sleep with each other. But like, they're together. Oh, they got to be together. I think, I don't know. Maybe that's his kryptonite, her kryptonite. I don't know. Like, they're just, they grew up together. Like, they're. She's going to be upset you're telling her business? I don't know. Like, that's like that? I don't know. I mean, they know it. Like, but I'm like, I'm on my same high. My high teller mom and teller dad. Yeah. Taylor's parents are like, why are they saying hi to us? Oh, dude. It's not my parents. Why do you guys just randomly say hi to us? It's really not my parents. I know it's your variant. It's OK. That's crazy. So they just got multiple people coming over the house. Does everybody get in a smash? Or do you? No. The Taylor gang bang? Oh, I don't know. Like, maybe in their 60s. Could you call Taylor now? Yeah, you go. OK. Hold on. This is amazing. She's sending the text back home. I need you to say your name is Taylor. No, I'm not. I'm not to call her right now. She's going to be so mad at me. But whatever. Why do people do? If you know your friend's going to be mad at you, why are you still calling your friend? OK, so do you want me to call her or not? Yeah, call her. Yes, I do. I don't care. We're trying to, you know, we're building content here. I don't care. If you want to do it for the sake of the podcast, do it for the sake of the podcast. Put on speaker. Put on speaker. She answers. Why would she answer? If I hear Taylor's voice saying, this is fun size tea, leave a message. It's not. So you see this totally. She ain't got time for this shit. Let me see the name. Her name's Tay Taylor. Oh, wow. Bleep that. Damn. Yeah, come on. Yo, what's up with white guys in Prada this week, bro? Yo, it's white boy always. Aaron Rodgers had the illest product caught on with that. Did he really? What? After the game, I told my wife, I said, I'm proud of shit. It's ill and was crazy. When in flight. Somebody gave me a Prada suitcase. Carry on bag. Tie, slip the tie. Tie gave me a Prada carry on bag. And I used it this weekend for the first time. Didn't even know I had it. I looked after, yo, is this yours? My wife was like, no, motherfucker. I gave you that for Christmas couple of years ago. I was like, holy shit, I got to stop wearing the same shit over and over. Start over to somebody's boxes. That Prada should be looking clean. We're grown. Like what are we supposed to do? Wear a gap all the time? All right. Got to be high or low with it, baby. Whatever that means. You know what I'm saying? You got to be high or low with it. What did we see this week that made us say positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Shit. Did you see the guy who just walked into the CVS or the Rite Aid or whatever like that and just took all his shit and walked right the fuck out? Security guard didn't even stop him or nothing. What's wrong with it? You got to pay for things, my friends. That was my move back in the day. Really? What? When I didn't have no money? Stealing? Dumbass young teenager? Yeah. You want a 12 pack of Bud-Ice, a Corona, a Michelot? Walk right in Scotsman convenience store. But how many cops they had out there? Who cared about you pulled up to the Scotsman, get out, you walk in, grab a 12 pack, grab Dutch Masters and walk out. Because I never wanted to feel like I was stealing. But what? Wait, what? So what were you doing? You were stealing? You were hiding the shit and all that. I never wanted to feel like I was stealing. Oh, but you just walk out with it on full display. That's it. And they didn't say anything ever. The guy just said, why are you going to do that for a 12 pack of Bud-Ice and some Dutch Masters? I never understand people who run people down after they're stealing something. Whatever place you're working for is not dying for you, bro. Yeah. Like, let them go. A lot of them is family businesses. They're the ones that come after you. That's true. If it's your pocket that they're taking something, then that's different. Yeah, I worked in Quicksilver once and the dude just took some shit and it beeped on the way out. And I remember my manager was like, go get him. Go get him. And I was like, sweetheart, I make $8.25 a month. I don't get paid to chase motherfuckers. He wouldn't be beat me up. I get to a larger or medium, you know what I mean? I get to a fitting room, but I'm not chasing motherfuckers down Spring Street. That's right. I want to say, positively brilliant goes to Big Barty, Cardi B, for the lawsuit. I have to salute Cardi B because this is a landmark case. I don't think it's being treated as such, but it should change the way YouTubers, podcasters, and just people who do commentary on social media move going forward. I mean, these are some of the things that I know we have attempted to warn you about here on this podcast. I know we have. Which is? Which is? Which is? Can you fill the people into the story? Well, the story is she sued a YouTuber because the YouTuber. Cardi B sued Tasha K. Because she said that she had herpes or something like that. So wow. And I guess Cardi sent her to cease and desist. And she didn't abide by the cease and desist. So the last few years, Cardi filed a lawsuit. And they've been going that in the court. And this week, Cardi won the lawsuit. And she got over $3 million in damages, I think it was. And she probably spent that on lawyers and all that kind of shit, but it wasn't about that. It's been done on that case. I guess what I'm trying to say is it wasn't about the money. Like Cardi's not doing it. Probably time. Yeah, it's about punishing that person. Like that hurt Tasha K. way more than it hurt Cardi. Tasha K. got it? $3 million. And she got to pay her lawyer fees too. So she got to pay out Cardi. And she got to pay all the money to fight that case for two years. By the way, don't matter if you got it or not. Who wants to give up $3 million over something like that? Like that's why we always say free speech is not free. There is a price to everything that comes out of your mouth. Yes. I've been doing radio for 24 years. One of the reasons I like that I came up in a corporation is because when there's a corporation, there's boundaries, right? And I've gotten a cease and desist before, right? Sometimes people don't even send me the cease and desist. They just go straight for the lawsuit because they know that Charlemagne, he's attached to I heart and that could be a payday, right? Sometimes they send a cease and desist. A cease and desist is to give you the correct information. You know what I mean? So once you get that correct information, if you continue with the false information, now you're about to get hit with a lawsuit. And it's easier for that person to win because you showed it to them in the cease and desist what they're saying wrong. You gave them the facts and they continue to wipe their ass. Hopefully that's blow everybody down, man. For everybody to slow down with all this lying for click bait and all that dumb shit. Man, it makes no sense. I don't understand it. I do not understand the subscribe now crowd. I just don't. What's this? Subscribe now crowd. What's that? Subscribe now when you on YouTube when you going live. You like subscribe now. Don't eat now, you know. I don't understand that. People on YouTube, when they say subscribe and like this comment, you call it a subscribe now. Subscribe. What do you mean? We do that. We on YouTube. I'm talking about the two. Breakfast club is on YouTube. What are you talking about? No doubt. People who go live on YouTube and their living is donate now. Donate now, donate now. How do you keep people donating by staying on long, right? So you're on there for these long periods of time. You don't even give a fuck about what you're talking about as long as you're just you talking about streaming. No, the YouTube shit. Yeah, but live streams are different. Yeah, you can only donate on the live stream. Well, the live stream crowd. Yeah. I don't understand them. You know what radio is? It's not a live stream. Yeah, this is your live. You're just streaming on the radio. Well, I ain't asking for donations. This is my point. Because you sell ads. Whatever. Who do you think's asking for the donations? The advertising team. Stop making excuses for these motherfuckers. You know what I'm trying to say. Trying to say. You're a hater, bro. Let these young kids get their money. So they can't get their money because it's different than you. Listen, get your money all you want. But don't get your money at the cost of lying. Yeah. Don't get your money at the cost of slander. You can have your opinion. You can have your critique. But as soon as you get on there telling lies for no goddamn reason, you see what happened. You saw what happened this week. Just have fun, bro. No, no, no, no. No, I mean, I mean, like that person was presenting themselves as news, right? Everybody does that show. And that's a position where you cannot have fun. When you're saying this is the truth, you cannot have fun, right? Because the stakes are so high. But if you are satire, if you're goofy, if you're having fun, like SNL can't get sued for slander because they're literally going, this is satire. So they can satirize every song. They can satirize every story. They can make fun of whoever the same thing with the podcast that we do. We're coming out here saying, yo, this is us just goofing around, having fun. This is satire. So we're going to say some wild shit. I don't know what all is protected under that, though. I mean, look, anyway, anybody. We live in a very litigious society so you can do it. But you might not have grounds to do it because you're going into the conversation. Like when we had Alex Jones on, we just put up a whole thing saying, hey, none of this matters. None of this is real. Anything that anybody says here is absolute bullshit. But that don't matter. Alex Jones just got hit. Alex Jones got hit up crazy and lost the lawsuit. Well, that's because he stormed the Capitol, too, I think. No, it wasn't that. What was it for? Pull up Alex Jones. He lost the lawsuit recently. Alex stormed the Capitol. He was there, I think. Yeah, it was the Sandy Hook thing. Yeah, yeah. So it's a lie. But that guy's on the news saying he's news. Oh, Alex Jones? Yeah. He's like, this is the truth. I thought he was on YouTube. His program. I don't know what shows he's trying to say. I'm simply trying to tell y'all who the fuck is. Y'all better tell the truth. You make it too difficult. It's very simple. I'm lying on people. If you're the news, you have an expectation of being the news, right? Yes. If you're a comedy show, you have an expectation of being a comedy show. SNL does not need to tell the truth, because they're saying, hey, we're not the news. We're here to be funny. If you're saying we're the news, and then you're saying things that are untrue about people like their ass up. Yeah, I get what you're saying, but I'm talking about YouTubers. Let's talk, I get what you're saying. We're all YouTubers now. Welcome to the new generation. Specifically, if you're on YouTube and you are slandering people and you're saying things that you cannot prove, hey, when somebody hits you with that lawsuit, I hope you got it. I hope you can back up the words that have been coming out of your mouth. Yeah. Because that shit is about to change. It might not be a lawsuit. It might be somebody coming to punch in your mouth. I'll take that over getting fucking losing $3.8 million that I may or may not have. Do you know what happens when you lose those kind of lawsuits? Do you know Cardi could garnish those wages for the rest of her life? Sheesh. Any check that that young lady gets could go to Cardi. Yeah. And it probably will. Yeah. If Cardi's as petty as I am. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And listen, I want everybody to do that thing. I know we're in a new generation, but there is rules and boundaries for a reason. And I think sometimes these really good personalities, cause there are some really good personalities on these platforms. I think that they will never reach their full potential because they didn't come up in a system that has rules and boundaries. It's kind of like when you watch and one basketball, right? Those guys are great. Like, they cross you over, do all this other stuff. They get to the league, travel. Cary. Cary. You know what I mean? It don't work in a system. A little bit rather. That's all I'm saying. Sometimes it's good to come up within a system. But you could also make the argument that now those people on, then now and one is more popular than the NBA. Now, it's not though. That not in basketball, but in terms of content. Like the hours that are watched on YouTube far exceed the hours they're watching CNN. Like the people that watch Rogan, I think it's like 10X what is watching like, you know, any random CNN show. So now this shit is flipped. Now the NBA in your metaphor is not the poppin thing. Now and one is what's popping. And Rogan, salute the Rogan. Once again, Rogan is not your typical podcaster. Rogan came up as the host of Fear Factor, as the host of the UFC commentator. He understands those boundaries, those rules and regulations, and he riches, fuck. So he's not gonna go on there and just say anything. Because he knows somebody will hit him up. He had a system before. You gotta be, I'm telling you, sometimes it's good to be a part of a system because you know. Like I saw people think that this is the norm. It's really not the norm. Like if Wendy Williams said some wild shit back in the day, she would either be fired or she would get hit with a cease and desist or the person would threaten to sue. And when they threaten to sue, if you know, I think that's what Diddy did back in the day. He threatened to sue Hot 97. Or maybe he did fight a lawsuit. I don't know. But either way, they got rid of Wendy Williams to avoid that problem, you know what I'm saying? So it's like we act like there's no consequences and repercussions to the things that come out of your mouth. There absolutely is. And everybody has to deal with them. Period. I don't care what platform you on. No, you're right. There are always consequences, 100%. And that's why I say this is a landmark case. Good and bad. And it's gonna change our things. It should change how everybody does things moving forward. And yes, use these platforms. Utilize the fuck out of them. But also study the platforms that came before you so you know the mistakes not to make. Because what's gonna happen next is the platforms are gonna start being held responsible. If they're not already being held responsible. I mean, I think that's why Instagram we knocking people out. 100%. Always taking your place. And that's also why YouTube doesn't create its own content anymore. Because YouTube is going, hey, we're just a platform. We're just the internet. What you post on here is up to you. We don't have anything else to do with it. We're just there. We have some loose guidelines. We have enough rules where we can take anybody down if we need to. But they're also loose enough where you can kind of just exist here. And that's what they're trying to do. Once they were making their own content and like trying to put their own shows out, all of a sudden they were being screwed nuts. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we not gonna make enough money off this. Just let these motherfuckers do it. Yeah, but that ain't gonna fly up much longer. And the reason I say that because even in this case, the videos that she was being sued for was still up. Right? I mean, so at that point, YouTube should take them down. The issue is always revenue, right? Once advertisers get pushed back, that's when the rules change. And that's what happened with when YouTube started cracking down on videos. I think it was like a couple of years ago. They were running like kids ads on like ISIS beheading videos, right? Yeah, as well. And there was somebody getting beheaded and they were running fucking like Gogurt commercials on it and like Gogurt hit them up like, yo, don't put our ads on this fucking beheaded. Like, what the hell are you doing? So all of a sudden YouTube was like, okay, we gotta be very careful because if the advertisers pull their spend, then we're gonna lose tons of money on this shit. So at the end of the day, it comes out of money. And that's how you get someone to stop talking to shit. You hit them with $3 million lawsuit when you win. I guarantee you these other blogs are not gonna be talking to shit about Cardi. That's all I'm saying. Set the precedent. And by the way, you should lower the boom. It ain't even just about Cardi. You better pay attention because you know what happens? When people see Cardi and she wins, they're gonna go, oh. Pull up all on the seats. Okay, let's see how this goes down now. And you know, when you was talking about radio earlier too, it's like, it literally is the same thing. Yes, we have advertisers. We have advertisers because we have high ratings. But guess what has never had us both? Guess what has had one sponsor in 12 years? Don't get it there. The highest rated segment on the show. Because they don't want to be associated. They're like, I don't know what this motherfucker was saying, who are we gonna say it about? But Michael Lamestoff's Loot to the Bull. You know what I mean? And that is a local New York sponsorship on a national radio show. Michael is willing to say, no, I'm standing next to this. And this is our 12th year on Breakfast Club. Don't get it there. It's the highest rated segment for 12 years and running. We've never had a sponsor. Interesting. So advertisers are like, nope. So listen, what's the crowd y'all said? The Donate, what is it? The live stream Donate now? Yeah, Streaming. That's it, the Donate now crowd. Salute to y'all. Get your money, but don't get your money at the expense of lies and slander, man. Because it's not just them, it's media too, man. You see this happens all the time. There's no such thing as news. Even when you said the word news, I'm like, there's no such thing as news. If you're CNN, MSNBC, Fox, they're all driven by opinion. If your network is driven by opinion, it's not news. And please believe, when something is on CNN, Fox or MSNBC, the casual viewer believes it more. Because they're like, oh, this is on TV. This must be vetted. If a blog or something on YouTube says some shit, you're like, oh, this could be some opinion piece. This could be, what is it called? Gossip, if you will. But if Anderson Cooper is reporting that shit, if Rachel Maddow is reporting it, it must be true. So keep, be careful. All these like news articles, all these, what are they called? Online magazines and that kind of shit. The more legit you look, the more you can get hit over the head. When you try to beat somebody. They get sued all the time. And they should. Fox gets sued. CNN gets sued. You said you're the news. You said you're the truth. You walked into the building that day and said, we give people the truth. You better make sure it's true. Because I'm gonna hit your ass over the head if you lying about me. If you're driven by opinion, if that's what's driving your network, you're not a news network. News motherfuckers report the news and keep it moving. It's not driven by anything else. It's not what side you on. And that's why I said you can't, who's really being honest? Cause once you pick a side, can you really be honest? No. I don't believe you can. No, cause you can't be objectively honest. Justify that side. Yeah. 100%. And that's the thing. Like I don't even want an opinion show on a channel that says news in it. Don't give me the Fox News opinion show. Don't give me the CNN opinion. That's a different channel. Yeah. If you say your news, I should be able to turn your shit on and everything you tell me is what happened. That's it. I don't care how you feel about it. I don't care what your opinion is. Just tell me what happened. Absolutely. Don't give me, and I know the opinion ones are like the highest rated or whatever, but like I don't care. They're all opinion ones. Because what happens is whether it's Aaron Burnett or Rachel Maddow or, you know, Tucker Carlson or whoever, they say what it is they need to say and then they bring on a panel. And the panel shoots. The panel's not on there reporting no news. The panel's just on there talking. Give it an opinion. Tucker Carlson is my favorite talking head though. Oh, this guy I don't play, bro. You know why Tucker knows he's fucking with people? He's hilarious. And I cannot, I don't understand why. The Eminem shit? You talking about the Eminem shit? That shit, the shit, Nancy Pelosi being Michael Jackson. Son, it was amazing. But he does this knowing that people gonna get mad. He does this knowing people are gonna repost it and be like, this is what y'all call news. He's playing. Why are you even paying that any attention? And you wonder why his ratings are so high. Because the people that love him are tuning in and the people that hate him are tuning in. The people that love him are sharing his content. The people that hate him are sharing his content. And there's nothing we like better on social media than a goddamn debate. Because somebody will post that Eminem Tucker Carlson clip and say, this is what y'all call news. And then people will be in the comments and be like, he's fucking joking. It's a satire, you idiots. Then everybody going back and forth about it. Guess who wins? Tucker fucking Carlson. The man who already told y'all in court. I lie sometimes, but I'm called Carlson. Does he say that? Yes. That's amazing. All these motherfuckers bend over once they get in court, right? Every single one of them. It's court. What you gonna do? Actually, that's true, that's true. Not guilty. You want to know what? It's court. It's court. It's court. It's court. Hey man. Hey man. Don't get anything, you better get it out of there. No one's there, that motherfucker. The moral of the story is freedom of speech is not free. There's a price to every word that comes out of your mouth. In fact, did you see? That ain't gonna scare nobody no more. Shit. Beatin' them up? Teeth? They not scared of that no more. They not scared of that no more way. They not. Why? Because they was seeing less. They gonna still say they beat you. Whoever gets to their phone for us won the fight. Okay. Ooh. Whoever gets to their phone for us. You right. Look at that. We had an elite chopper on the show this week. Yeah. An elite chopper got into it with the dude in the airport. An elite chopper hits the dude. The dude doesn't hit him. The dude gets on his phone. Took him like he beat him up. And him and his girl is talking about how they knocked. And the girl's like, he just knocked out an elite chopper. I mean it looks like he got dropped but you can see it's a slip. But it looked from the video like he got dropped. But the point is we, reality, whether, regardless of what, that's my point. Regardless of what it looked like. So all it's about who gets to your phone first. Yeah. Because once they get on the phone they beat wax ass and pinch his butt when he hit the ground. That's it. That's it. They didn't see a little bit more with me. You want to see a little bit more with me. Yeah, of course. You're not going to just hear a wax guy beat up and just going to agree with it. That's a tricky thing though as like a rapper. Like, especially, I don't know like how, I'm really not that familiar with his music. There was a song I fucking love. What was that shit back in the day? I used to come out and stage to it. Which one? Don't. Oh, fuck. Don't. Drop. That cool chick, yeah. No, no, no, fuck. Anyway, I remember what it is back in there. But that's the thing. It's like if you make your music or you tie your identity into being like tough and gangster, like all it is is just one dude who rolls up on you, sleeps your ass and you are done, done, bro. That's crazy, bro. Like the pressure, like you better roll with security just so you don't get slapped. You can't go nowhere and get beat up, bro. You got to win every fight. Every fight, bro. And any time anybody comes in your face, godly, man. It's like that with anything, though. When people realize you're not who you say you are. But the pressure of being someone you're not all the time? Nah, that's too much. That's why you need to be who you are. Yes. I don't understand why people even want to fight. Yeah. Like, leave it alone, live life. Go to your new way. Rap, like it's not like back in the day where you used to get stripes for being gangster. Nobody cares no more. Everybody like, man, why you not home with your kids? Yeah, you don't care no more. In the hood, they care. It's a lifestyle, bro. Why do you give a fuck about what the people in the hood think? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying. You're telling them that, but they do care. Because they don't have nothing else. That's what we're trying to say. Everything happens fucking lame. Are you in the hood? It's really important to be a guy over there who can handle everything. If not, you fool. Yeah. Yeah, it is true. So do not, y'all better say dangerous out there, motherfuckers. It's a function of no opportunity, right? It's a function of no opportunity. And you fool until you shoot somebody and go to jail. You ain't about shooting them. It just happened with respect. Now, you want respect. You want respect. You can still be in the hood and get to have respect. Nobody fuck with you. You ain't got to be the tough guy. Why are all those things tied to respect, though? That's what I've always wondered. Like, why is it always the criminal street shit that's tied to respect? It's not that. It's just certain people. Even that guy who might even do the bad, probably take care of most of the people in the hood. You know what you said just now is why so many of these rappers can't let it go and why they still end up in trouble and in bullshit situations? Because they feel like that criminal street shit is what gets them respect in certain environments, among certain people that are tied to that. Still, even when they don't, you up $10, $15 million because you had a skill set that allowed you to go make this kind of money. If they don't respect that and the only way to go under their respect is to be sitting in the hood with them still beating up on people. Man, you better get, man, come on, man. You got to know when to hold them. Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away. Know when to fucking run. Who is that? Who is that Neil Young? Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers? Go like that. How do you expect Kenny Rogers, bro? My bad, bro. Shout out to Jamaica. You know that Kenny Rogers is huge in Jamaica, right? Yes. He did like these two massive concerts out there. He said, Jamaica's fucked with country. He got so many cabs. It's Kenny Rogers cabs. And Jamaica? They fucked with him. Dude, Jamaicans love country because they understand white soul, bro. It's great storytelling. Bro, that's all it is. No, it is. Absolutely. Dude, tell us some country. Country music and rap have the best storytelling. To me, I think country music and rap have absolutely the best storytelling. Can we talk about the greatest white man of all time? Oh my gosh, who? Tom Brady? Yo, he lost it. He lost what? No, his fucking safety lost it. That's what he lost it. Got burnt on two straight plays. He didn't lose shit. He won. He basically, he did everything he's supposed to do. Tom Brady did what the fuck he was supposed to do. And then his safety got burnt twice, bro. Got to come out with it. What do you mean? Come out, come out with the win. What would you have said if he had won the game? You can't blame the safety? I would say the same thing I'm saying now. That motherfucker is the greatest of all time. You know why? Because I'm looking at the totality of his career at Wackney. Oh yeah, I mean, the whole thing is, yeah. But right now he lost. But listen, everything right now, how many people like, I told you he sucked. I told you he sucked. They can't say that. There's nobody with common sense can say that. Nah. Come on, bro. He didn't see it again. I did. But I'm not saying he, I didn't see it again. You didn't see it again. I really didn't see it. People always say, which can you do for me the last time you did it for me? If you did bad the last time, you sucked, then? I don't think he knows what he did. I don't think you know what he did. What are you talking about? I'm not fucking tired of the game with like 40 seconds left. I think he's good, but he's still lost. You didn't see the game. That's like, that's like beating somebody up all game, all fight, and then you get knocked out. You didn't see the game. He got knocked out. Because he wasn't beating the guy up all fight. He was in his ass kicked off fight. I hear what you're saying, but if it's still what I'm saying, even though if you is beating somebody ass the whole fight and they knock you out, you lost. I don't know what he's still lost. I don't know. He don't have a point. He only gets to play half the game, brother. Defense got to do something. Oh, that's true. But step in the day, he's still lost. Right now, will you still give him the same praise that he won and lost? Yes, yes. I'll tell you why. Remember, did we watch Deontay Wilde, the Tyson Fury fight, right? What do you say at the end of that fight? The second one. Deontay got a lot of heart. That's right. You like, fuck that heart. You got your ass beat the fuck up. Yeah, but guess what? No, that's a bad example. He dropped Tyson twice. That's not a good example. It's not a good example because Tom Brady, because Tom Brady tied the fucking game and then literally has it ready to go into overtime where you know Tom Brady is about to handle business. Yes. And then that safety got bummed out. Burnt. Burnt. Two plays in a row. Burnt. Same guy. Cooper Cup cooking his ass. Yeah. Two plays in a row. Yeah. Sad, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, but I don't, once again, Tom did his job. Yeah. And we were all sitting there when we skipped Baylor's put that tweet out at the end of the first quarter. Congratulations, Rams. You're going to play a home game next week and for the Super Bowl game over. It was 17-3. And then his dangerous guy. I'm like, do you know who's still on that field? That's goddamn Tom Brady, the greatest white man alive. Yeah, this guy don't play no fucking games, bro. Man, come on, man. Come on, man. You don't play no fucking games. And if he retires, if he retires, he should. I don't think he should. I don't think he should. Yeah, he got PTOs. He got one more year left on his contract. If Tom Brady has one more skilled player on that offensive field with him, they win. Only thing that's been Tampa Bay fucking dead was injuries. Nah, but what if Old Boy has to stay? That's part of the game. That is part of the game. But what if Old Boy has to stay? You think they would have won it? Yes. Antonio Brown? Yes. Yes. Because they at least scored. That's why I say you should have made them. By the way, they at least scored seven more points. Also, Tampa Bay missed the field goal in the first half. So if they hit that field goal in the first half, the game is over. All they got, they'll win the game. Tom Brady should come back for another year. Bring back, I don't know how to say the salary cap for the bucks is fucked up. So I don't know how that's going to work. But if you can bring back the right players, I just think he deserves a farewell tour. That's all. That's what I really want for Tom Brady. I hear you on that. And I think that that would be good. And kind of be like the Kobe thing. Yes. Like every single game man something saying goodbye to the greatest player ever. That being said, I don't want to see him go out a little bit. I don't want to see him go out in a decline. And this season, he had a phenomenal season. He leaves at the end of the season. He didn't even fuck up the game when you think about it. No. He was clutch as hell. Tom Brady did exactly as he was supposed to do. So he can't even be upset at himself, really. I mean, he could have played better in the first half, of course, could have won the game in the first half that you was undeniable. Like he was always though. That being said, when it was time for him to deliver in the clutch, the last time he touched a football, he made sure that his team scored. With nothing. With absolutely nothing. You got to think Godwin wasn't playing. Fornette had just came back from injury. I think Mike Evans was still injured. Mike Evans was still injured. Like Mike Evans got hurt, I think, what, week 18? With that Brown? See, we can't look at Brown, please. You don't look at Brown, please. That was the first game of the season. I don't know. That's Tom Brady different. And Tom Brady, if Tom Brady don't make you want to get your life together, something will go wrong. Son, this trash talk that apparently he said does got me fucking giddy. Apparently there's some dude in the defense was talking that shit. And Brady, this is what Leonard Fornette said, that one of the cool trash talk things Tom Brady goes, he looks at him, he goes, I played with your daddy. Ask him about me. Woo! Yes! Yes! Yes! Great! Right, though! Right, though! Right! Yes! That's right up there when I used to fuck your mom in. I told little boy, respect me. Now watch your mouth. If I tell you something that you don't want to hear. Yes! Ask him about me. I went to high school with your mom. Ask him about me. Yes! Ask him about me. I played with your daddy. Ask him about me. Woo! That's what I said. If Tom Brady don't make you want to get your life together, that man is 44. I know, bro. He's 45. No, he'd be 45 this year. Oh, okay. So one more season would be 45. He's 45. He's fucking 40. He's playing football. Yeah. Say what y'all want to say. Greatest athlete of all time. I love Michael Jordan. I got him above Michael Jordan. I saw him having a debate on first date this week about. It's so hard, bro. Is it? Okay. Was he playing when Jordan was playing? I think so. I don't know. They must have crossed. They had to. I think they had to, right? At least when Jordan was on The Wizards. 22 years, 23 years. How long Michael wasn't playing for. Think about it. Mike played when he was 40. So Mike ain't 80. 60. I think The Wizards. Hold on. Let me see. Tom Brady. They had to have crossed over. They had to. They had to have crossed over. No. If he 44 and he stopped that, he was playing at 40. 20 years. No, no, no. Tom Brady rookie year was 2000. And when last time Mike played? Mike, I think 90. No. The Wizards was, I think The Wizards was, let me see. Yeah. Let's look that up. Michael Jordan Wizards. 2002, 2003. Yup. Dang. For two years. Two years? Come on, man. Okay, so the athlete question is always the tricky thing because I think we, in our mind, imagine an athlete can run fast and jump high. And clearly that's not something that Tom Brady can do. But if we look at an athlete just as the best person at a sport, you could say that Tom Brady is better at football than anybody else has been at their sports. I want to push back on something you said. Yeah. It's very athletic to have to go out there and say hut. Like you're working all your muscles. You grabbing the football, you're running back, you're scrambling, you're throwing the ball. You're still an athlete. You may not be running and jumping higher than everybody, but Tom Brady's an athlete. There's no question, but he's not the best athlete, he's not better than Antonio Brown. Most durable. Yeah. It's not even close. Yeah, I think like most durable like he's got a great arm, he's great decision maker and all these things are huge. Like game IQ is crazy. We always talk about LeBron's game IQ and we'll talk about I'm sure Jordan's game IQ, like Dennis Rodman's game IQ. We always talk about these things, so it's huge. I think if we remove the word athlete and we're just like greatest at a sport ever, like for me, it's Floyd. Yes, that's what it was. But I'm like a huge Floyd fan. He's never lost at all. That being said, it's what he's done. If somebody said to me, I think that this is the greatest person at a sport ever. I can't say, I can't say that they're being ridiculous. What about greatest sports figure? You could, and look, the problem with sports figure is that we start bringing in like social justice and stuff into it. Even though it's not part of the conversation, you got to think about Ali. I only got three. Go. It's Brady, Jordan and Ali. What about Hulk Hogan, he was huge. I said this earlier. I told you this earlier this week. Jackie Robinson, you got to bring in. Those are goats. And we're not calling Brady, Ali and Jordan livestock anymore. These guys are gods, man. What they did is different. And I always look at the degree of difficulty. There's no, in sports, there's no greater degree of difficulty to meet in football. That's another thing that you have to account for. There are people who've had multiple rings. In the NBA. There are people who are part of great teams and they just happen to be part of great teams multiple times, like Robert Ory. And they have multiple rings. I don't think there's anybody in the NFL maybe who's the closest? Was it Five Rings? Five. It was the guy he played for San Francisco. Charles Haley and Five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's it. Charles Haley got five. To your point, it's two things. It's so difficult to get multiple rings for two reasons. One, the teams flip all the time. It's hard to have a dynasty too. Your body don't hold up, bro. If you're in the league for six years and that's when you can actually play the best of your ability, ten years in NFL is a fucking eternity. Listen to what you just said. Four years. Ten years in the NFL is an eternity. Tom Brady's been to ten super bowl. Yeah, it's unbelievable. He's been to ten. What you said is absolutely true. Ten years in the NFL is an eternity. But this guy's been to ten super bowls. But he barely getting hit, though. That's his ability. That's not true. That's what I'm saying. That's not true, though. He had great lines and stuff like that. There's no way he could have been running back. That's not true. Charlotte, there's no way he could have been running back is what I'm saying. He gets hit all the time. I think what he's saying, the position that he played allows him to play longer. Nobody else could be twenty years. It could be a punter. But no skill position is what they say. There's not much quarterback to get hit. I think we think of sacks. When I'm talking about just hit after the ball's thrown, that happens all the time. I think what happens with these guys, as they get older, they learn how they want to so good at predicting the defenses and they learn how to get rid of the ball before they're in those tough situations. And if they are getting hit, it's because they're really waiting for someone to open up that they believe will be there. Whereas these young quarterbacks, you see them getting blasted all the time, they just can't read the defenses as quickly and they don't understand the value. The timing is off. But they don't understand the value of just getting rid of the ball. Like, live to throw another fucking down. That's right for it. Aaron Donnell. Goddamn. Donnell. No, it's the other one for the Rams. Aaron Donnell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were all over him. He's a beast, that dude. I bet you if Tom Brady had the athleticism of, let's say, like a Lamar Jackson. Right? If he had that level of athleticism, but didn't change his game that much at all, we would go, oh, this is the greatest athlete of all time. But it's because he's so slow. I don't even think it's a white thing. He's just so slow, dude. I think it's feet big. He wears size 22. I think he's the greatest athlete of all time. 22. I think he's the greatest athlete of all time, bro. He's been in the NFL for how long? 20... 22 years? I don't fucking know. 10 Super Bowls. And he's been playing at a high level. And still winning now. That's like being in the marriage and never cheat for 22 years. Let me say that. In any relationship, that's a relationship he's still with these people. That's amazing. I don't even know what you're talking about, bro. You know how much easier it is to not cheat for 22 years and win 7 Super Bowls, bro? There he is. Yes. Try it. 22 years. I don't want to hear shit. I intend on it. That's a point. I don't want to hear shit. And afterwards I can be like, this is the greatest husband ever, bro. This is the greatest husband of all time. He did the thing he was supposed to do for 22 years. The bowels he made in front of a god. Yeah. Listen, and when I say degree of difficulty, even with Jordan, that's why it's very hard for me to say who the face of this era is, because Jordan dominated his era and erased the faces of people of his era. But more importantly, after he'd three-peated, think about the emotional stress he was going through after his pops died. To come back and perform at an even higher level at an older age and do what you just did degree of difficulty. Ramadan Ali, you get everything scripted from you. You're out of boxing for three years. Facing jail time. People calling you a communist. You're unpatriotic. You come back and you win the championship. When you look at what these people were not able to deal with in this era and look at what those people dealt with, degree of difficulty. Those guys are gods, man. They just are. They just... They have no crutches back then. They have too many crutches. They got so many crutches right now to make them solve. Back then, they had to do it. They had no choice. It was all mental. And I think that's what gave me a... Hamali-Tombri. That's the Mount Rushmore of athletes. Yeah, those three. Not to me. Trying to think that there's another... What's another sport that we might be forgetting about? Well, we... We might... You know why I don't count swimming? I don't count swimming because not enough people have access to a pool to even know if they're good at it. So, like, when you look at the best swimmer right now, you're just looking at the best person who is, like, wealthy enough to have a pool in their backyard and able to just... Like, you think Tiger's the best at golf or is he just the best person who is rich enough to have access to a golf course? Yeah, or in clubs. And clubs, you're like, oh, this is expensive. Like, these sports are expensive. What's your problem? Taylor knows nothing about it. Taylor just put out a sport. She's getting rocker. Wrestling. Boxing. I was thinking about... Poor people are better at sports because they need to excel at them but I was thinking about what's that guy's name? Dude, the first poor people to play tennis end up being the greatest tennis players ever, the fucking Williams sisters. I mean, they were a Compton. Not broke, but like... They weren't rich, rich. I don't think they were wealthy. I was thinking about the guy, though. Was that swimming guy? If he was so great, you would know his name right on the top of your head. Michael Phelps. Look, he's the most winning this swimmer, for sure. And Olympian. I think he got more gold medals than anybody. Yeah, than I think anybody. But that's another thing that's unfair. It's like, how many different strokes you're going to make up for swimming? It's like, what if we did that with running? Hey, you have to run with your arms straight. Hey, you have to run with your arms in the air. Hey, you have to run with your arms out to the side and you get a gold medal for each one of those. That's stupid. It's so stupid. She makes up her own... ...to be in gymnastics. Yes, you do. Go get gymnastics lessons and all that shit. That shit is not funny. Soccer. We'll talk soccer. Outside of America, because we don't really play it, but outside of this world, soccer has... Ronaldo's a goat. Goat, though. But he's a god. I was talking to Jay Shetty this morning and Jay Shetty was like, I didn't grow up. Pretty motherfucker. He ain't supposed to be in a boy band. Scooter? Scooter keeps posting him, right? And I'm just like, post that motherfucker one more time I might get his number, bro. Pretty ass eyes. He should be the leader of a boy band called The Healers. Straight up. He is, like... Yeah. What is he, Indian or some shit? That's Michael. I think Usain Bolt is an interesting argument. Jim Brown. Michael Phelps. No. Wayne Brady. We got to throw a soccer player on there, bro. You got to throw a tennis player. No, because tennis is another one, bro. It's rich people shit. It would probably be Ronaldo for me. I don't know enough about soccer if it's Ronaldo or Messi or whatever. It's trying to throw something I didn't nobody has yet. That's all. I'm giving y'all options. Damn. I'm trying to think, what is your soccer... Kobe Bryant's up there, too. We got to put a soccer player up there. God bless Kobe. Today is the two-year anniversary of Kobe's death, by the way. Kobe right there. Who? Paley. We don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. He's a soccer player, right? Yeah, he's a soccer player, bro. Okay, wait, wait. Floyd should be up there. Not without Lee and Jordan and Brady. I just think in terms of perfection, he's perfect, man. He's a really perfect specimen. Jack, there's goats. Mike Tyson. Of course. That's what I'm saying. Paul Kogan has to be up here. I don't know who it would be from baseball. Maybe Barry Bonds, Ken Griffey. Here's the thing. I gave Donkia the date this morning to the Baseball Writers Association. You know what I mean? Bumps. What bumps? I always say baseball was better when everybody was on steroids. Baseball needs steroids. It really does. By the way, I was just saying that just off the eye test. I did some research this morning by research, I mean Google. And there was this goddamn Top 15 list of why baseball was better during the steroid era. Attention was up. Meaning that more people was on the sport than ever. Viewership, revenue. They were saying shit like, you don't get the... I don't know what year it was. The home run race between Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire. They were talking about the 40-40. Jose Cansego got a 40-40 and 88. But then during the steroid era, it was like A-Rod and Barry Bonds. Somebody else got a 40-40. There was so many. The pitching was better. Because people had to learn how to pitch better. Because everybody was hitting the home run. I was like, shit! So it wasn't just the home runs. Damn, every aspect of baseball was better. When everybody was on the home run. Pretty much. And to Wax Point, all the motherfuckers looked like Russian losers, bro. Yeah, they were just fucking jacked. You know what I'm saying? That shit was like the WWE with baseball back. Do we throw a baseball player in there? Barry Bonds. Not with Jordan Ali and Brady. You cannot tell me that Hulk Hogan was the one baseball player that was like... Who's the one guy? Who's the one baseball player that was like transformative? Like they were so good. It's more than transformative those shows. Who in baseball has done something you've never seen before? What Brady has done will never see before. It's like a pitcher or something like that. Like who is so dominant? What Jordan did will never see again. Hank Aaron. Hank Aaron. Yep, the second guy. I know it. No! Why not? You can't say why. He never lost. You and Taylor, boy. No, Aaron never lost. Taylor's the N in bully and the beast. It's like... Like Jesus, come on, man. He's like, why? He can say that and somebody will run with it. It'll be somebody else arguing later. And somebody will be like Brady's the best. Hank Aaron never lost. Yo. Yeah, I don't... You don't even got that many sports when you think about it. What's another sport that we care about? Hockey? You can't count it. Rugby? I mean, some people might throw Gretzky in there. I don't see it. Roy Gretzky. I can't count a sport if there's nobody but white people in it. Like I need everybody in it so we truly know who's the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't talk about no sport I've never seen. You've never seen hockey? Never. Yeah. Low-key, that's why soccer, outside of the United States of America, which produces the best athletes on the planet. But if we were into soccer the same way the rest of the world is, that's how you would define the greatest athlete. The one sport the whole world gets to play and the cheapest sport, literally all you need is a fucking ball and an area that you just call a goal. There's nobody that can't afford to at least touch a soccer ball once in their life. If we cared about it. Now, the fact that we have the best athletes in the world that care about it means that there are subpar athletes playing the sport. Whether you like it or not, we are the best. We're the best athletes on the planet. Explain to me why. You don't like to look at the Olympics. Motherfuckers rolling their eyes right now in England. Suck dicks. You know what I'm saying? Come on, yo. Come on, yo. Not a dick plural. Yeah, multiple, site. Multiple. Explain to me why soccer's not big in America. I don't know why we just never... It's just bigger other places, but it's big here. It's cool. It is just so much crazier other places. Yeah. It's a multi-billion-dollar sport. The players get paid crazy. So much money. Baseball too. Real talk. We created baseball, basketball, and football. Ah, that's why. What happened? We created baseball, basketball, and football. So many other sports that people are getting into. All those other countries. Cricket. And we're going to promote our own sports. And that's the way that you kind of like... What is it called? There's an emotional colonization of the world. You know, like in the same way that we use our tech and stuff. We want everybody on Instagram, everybody on Facebook. That's why the TikTok thing was a big deal. Because it was a social media platform we didn't create. So it's like, oh, shit. We don't want some other countries' tech influencing us. Because apparently, like, in China, the way that the algorithm works, it doesn't reward people doing stupid dances and, like, playing with their dog. The algorithm is rewarding things that they want to see their youth do. So people doing cool engineering shit. People doing cool science shit. But if you're China, and you wanted to disrupt another country, wouldn't you reward the dumbest possible shit on that app? Twerking. People doing stupid dances. You want the next level of youth to go, just doing something that's truly worthless to society, which is making TikToks not beneficial to society like being an engineer, being a doctor. Right? So this is how you get to manipulate your society into doing something good and how you fuck over your competition into doing worthless shit. It's genius. That's why Trump wanted to get rid of TikTok? Yeah, probably. Don't get me wrong. That's a different level of warfare. China used to be like, we'll send some opium over there and they're making all the fents and all that kind of shit. But this is how you fight wars. Now that we have enough military weapons so everybody can kill each other, we need to find other ways to fight wars. We need to fight these cold wars. And they're doing it, bro. And they know that way. They know we're dumb enough to kill ourselves. You know what, we're going to have them fucking things on our eyes when this whole shit fucks up. I don't think nobody's going to have them things off their eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too unbelievable, bro. You can see your hands and everything. I'm telling you, it's stupid. I know. I've done it. Then what the fuck, you don't like it? It's okay. Listen, you know what else is good like that? The Avatar ride at Disney World. You ever did the Avatar ride at Disney World? He does that shit, buddy. You're so excited about something and just looking through like an idiot, bro. I don't like it. What do you mean? I think he's excited about, hey, bro. Look, ready? You're not looking at him right now? No, I was just saying, you can see him on the thing. Yeah, we do what you mean, bro. Unbelievable. But you played Creed? No, I was in space and I did the boxing. That's Creed, dude. Yeah, I think Creed. When you're Mike, we do it. I started a video of him playing. Like, he's punching. He's knocking. You gotta be careful. That's all part of the marketing, right? You know that they said now they're like, okay, give this to Black Uncle, so they're gonna go absolutely crazy. Because the Black Uncle is not getting knocked out in front of his family. But the crazy part about it, that motherfucker big is a motherfucker. Yo, it's a little... When you first put it on, that dude starts approaching you. That's a little scary, bro. A little. You know why I don't like that shit? I don't want to fuck up my fight-or-flight instinct. I feel like that's what that shit does, because you put that shit on and your body thinks you're in real motherfucking danger. And it's like, nah, I don't want that. I really don't want that. I was on point. You can't just be letting quarters all go off in your body just because that shit is a warning. I tell my dogs bark, them shits go off. But that's what it's supposed to. They talk bark all day. They're saying that it would numb your senses. I believe so in real life. You should be nervous when a threat is presented. And this is teaching you not to be nervous when a threat is presented. We should get cops to do it then. Desensitize in these incredibly sensitive situations. Ooh. Because that's what it does, right? What if they put it on and it just made everybody white? Like, they had to wear it all day. And no matter who they saw, it was like a white guy with a comb over. Everybody is the same race. No, that's why it's shorts and it's freezing. That's why it's shorts. Because when you're on these rides... You're chasing people like, damn, these white motherfuckers fast. That ain't what it's supposed to be. The Avatar ride at Disney, it's literally you flying on the dragon. So you can feel the dragon breathing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's just ill, yeah, yeah. You're in that world. You're in whatever that world is. Why do you want to come back here? When you're on a roller coaster, you know you're on a roller coaster. You're stuck. When you're on this, when you're dipping, all you got to do is think to yourself, it's just a ride. It's just a ride. I don't want to feel like that in real life. What are you talking about? What about when it's really dangerous? I don't want my mind saying, oh, you're in danger. Oh, no, no, it's not. It's just the game. No, fuck that. You like your senses being in tune. Bro, so why do people train? They train for these type of situations so they can put them in there so that when it comes to them, they can handle it better. That shit don't work. I'm not going to say it don't work, but everybody got a plan. But what about sparring? You really got to do your breathing exercises. You really got to train your mind in one little mistake. Get you knocked the fuck out. Boxing is like meditation. But that's still sparring. When you're sparring against this motherfucker right here, why are you worrying about this virtual shit? That motherfucker about to hit you. Sparring is the exact same thing. Whatever's going off need to be going off. That's different though because you're actually in a ring and you actually do need to protect yourself. Yeah, well right now it's training you to look at this motherfucker and not be scared of the big motherfucker. I don't know because all I got to do is take the glasses off when she get too real. And I did that shit. That motherfucker was on me. My daughter was like, man, fuck that. I took them glasses off because he was on me. And then when he drops you, you got to press the buttons off. Everybody know because you got to do this. That's what I'm saying. You got knocked out. You got dropped, son? I got dropped because you know what? I ain't going to lie, one time I got hit up. He just got it. That's why you seen the fucking video. You see me going off. Have you ever looked around with them glasses on? It's amazing. Every detail. You can look up at the ceiling. You got the rafters and everything signed. You can open up your boxes and they'll show you Michael B. Jordan's dick. What the fuck? Y'all didn't know that? Why are you looking? Everybody out there that got the... What's the shit called? Occumon glasses. Everybody that got the Occumon glasses. When you put them shit on, when you look down, you're going to see your feet. Whatever you're wearing, just do like this and tell me what you see. Them motherfuckers got every detail down to a sign. You don't do that. Try it. Is it veiny? Not to me, but posting on social media. I said it to y'all. I guarantee you, y'all ain't never did that. Why you did it? I wanted to see if they really paid attention to every detail. I looked at my hands, I looked at my feet, I could see my abs, I looked around, I looked behind me, you could see the crowd. They really paid attention to every detail. Do you like that? I'm like, oh shit. You got on red, white, and blue box and shorts. You can see his jump. You got a jock scrap. What? It's a jock scrap though. Y'all didn't know that? No. I never even thought to look at my meat. I gave you something to do. You want to do something crazy on that? What? There's a guy named Alex that does this climbing thing where he frees solos. He climbs these huge rocks without any cords or anything like that. And you can basically go with him on the climb, but when you turn, you're on the rock looking down thousands of feet. Bro, I'm terrified of heights. It is unbelievable. You know what would be crazy? If I could put them shits on and I could be next to a rat, I probably would throw them shits off. Exactly. It's that level of fear. 2 million rats. 25% of the human population is a rat. New York got 2 million rats. What do you mean why? They're looking for you. Where are you talking shit, bro? You know how long people in rap songs have been talking about rats? Nobody likes rats. There was a rat as big as that dog that was in here earlier today. In New York. That shit was so big, bro. It got some real monsters out here. I was eating with Neil Brennan a few weeks ago. Neil, what up, Neil? This rat was so big, it ran, bumped into the chair and a chair moved. Usually rats, they scurry, they can run up in that kind of shit, but it bumped into the chair and the chair moved. Is that not crazy? What? Hit my chair. Hit my chair. Oh, no. Why? No. No. Why? I'll just say 2 million rats. 2 million rats is fucking crazy. 2 million rats. Listen, don't play with me. Why? 2 million rats, bro. You had the big rat? Yeah, that could be no more. Broke my studio, bro. What the fuck is that shit doing in here? I was mad at John. What the fuck y'all got? Y'all leaving food around? We gotta figure out something to do with the rats, man. 2 million rats is a lot. How many cats is it? That's what it is. Maybe they bigger than the cats now. We're the kittens. Let them shit out of fucking shelters. Okay, let's pay some bills. Okay, Bluetooth. This year, it's time to get off the couch and get back into the bedroom. Bluetooth can help. Guys, we know that confidence can take you far in life and when you feel confident, you're at your best, especially when it comes time to step up to the plate. That's what Bluetooth comes in. 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Like, if a guy like Chris Rock is not on tour, then is Chappelle actively on tour? Is he not? Like, how do you kind of count those? It's not a lot of people doing the venues. You're doing shows. A lot of people do comedy clubs. You're doing theaters right now. Yeah, it's been crazy. It's not too many. It's been really fucking crazy. I can't think of who. I don't know who's on tour, but I was thinking... Joe Coy. Joe Coy doing arenas. Russell Peters. Russell Peters. You got Tom Segura, Burt Kreischer, Kat Williams. You know, the 85 South guys are doing crazy big venues. Is that stand up, though? They do a little different show, but they are all stand up. Especially Carlos Miller is like a stand up, stand up, stand up. And then they do this awesome show where they're all like riffing and doing stuff in the moment. But yeah, dude, it's really... I don't know. It's not that many and it's something I'm super fucking proud of. You're killing it. Thank you guys for all the brilliant idiots for coming out and supporting always. It's just crazy to go back to these markets and see people who are there when I did the smallest comedy club in the city and then do some crazy theater and then the same people come out. Yeah, that's far. That is so far. Living Word feels better that way. What about you, Wax? What's going on? Yeah, also on LA. I mean, I'm all your local dispensaries. I got the Who's Wax Erbies. Go out there and grab that. And go to Who'sWax.com. You have your description, man. Go get your gummies. You know. We got the live show February 5th at Javier in New York City, man. Make sure you pull up or just get your tickets, man. We ain't got that many left. You got enough? You want to tell who's coming? It's up to you. Go ahead and take it away. Yamanica. I love Yamanica standards. I remember I was so fucking fine. I got yelled at the whole time. Yamanica don't pull it. She ain't playing with your shit either. Whatever you got, guarantee you she ain't with 95% of your shit. Man, I told her I left by the Applebee's with the girl left the bill and she was on my heels. Every time I felt bad about her telling that story, I thought it was funny. She wasn't playing. I love Yamanica, man. Who else we got? We got Trap Q. Who's Trap Q? He does those videos where he'll go up to someone and just be like, so I heard it very recently in the holidays. He'd be like, it's a Christmas season or something like that. And he'll just try to get people in shock, whatever. I'm breaking down from these shows. You ready? I got you. You ready? I got you. Ready? Yo, let me get 14 bottles of Hennessy. 17 bottles. 37 bottles of Cheetos. And put it on his tap. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that video. I forgot the other ones he had. He did it to Drake, didn't he? He's coming through. And he's like, who's man is this? Who wants to trap Q? This is the other one he does. He goes up to the girls. He goes, excuse me. They're like, yeah, sure. I'm gonna get paid to Friday. It's funny. He's coming through. How did you describe him again? It doesn't matter. You are promoting a live podcast. It matters. He should be promoting it. Why are you talking? He's the one. You giving me the people? First of all, stop it. Because we fucking recorded this week. I understand that, but... So now, we also have a special guest coming. Talk to us. I thought those were the special guests. No, we have a real special guest. You don't tell me. Tell us that. No, we have an actual special guest. You just shit it on you. You just shit it on trap Q. You gotta stop this. We have a special guest for Wax. It's his ex. You gonna get somebody killed. You gotta stop it. She's a famous ex. She's a famous ex. Don't do that shit. Why? You are out of your goddamn mind. It's unbelievable. Little John boy. I'm like baffled that you would even do that. It's gonna be great, yo. I'm telling you, you have no baby hairs when Carla gets finished with you. You think it's a game. You know who I'm talking about. I don't care who you're talking about. You shouldn't do that. You should present it like that. Wax is ex. Carla is at the house right now. You know what? Already old shell of ass cutting. I'm gonna wait until this live show. I wanna see how much she thinks I'm pussy. All right. What else I got there? Podcast Wars out there, man. Just record it. Whatever you do. Whatever I always tell y'all. I'm just here to give you some advice. And tell her, I know you can't run fast. You're gonna get your ass kicked out. She's catching you and beating that fucking ass. Why do y'all not think I got a face before? Say again? You're much younger than you. First of all, let's be very clear too. Carla's not gonna have a problem. Well listen, man, Carla's not gonna have a problem. Why would I have to run and buy her? I'm not in a relationship with her. That's wax. She got a point. Wait, what was that? That's true. That is the point. No, but I'll tell you why. Well, it's two things. I'll bring it back. You should have ran it by wax first. Wax is like cool. So what do you mean? I don't know what she's talking about. Shit. You won your ex at the live show? Yo, you don't play dumb as good as you used to. You better cut that shit out. Yo, this is... You can't say I don't know nothing when she just told me. I don't know nothing. All right. I heard it. I got an ex coming. Yo, y'all keep playing. You got your ex coming to the live show. Carla, what you need me to do, Carla? Chill out. Chill out. What you need me to do? She got the wrong address. The girl got the wrong address. The girl got the wrong address. No, we say that address every show. D. Fires foreign. Everyone get your tickets to coffee at the air. Bro, this is gonna be a fucking disaster. A disaster. Y'all love embarrassing y'all women on these podcast. I'm not embarrassing mine at all. We already know exactly what time it is. Exactly. Somebody's coming and y'all just need to be there to make sure y'all get your tickets. And I'll go to who's wax airsoft and whoever want to fight, fight there. No, don't fight at this show, please. No, at the airsoft spot. It's horrible. Just go to theblackeffect.com. Make sure you subscribe to all the podcasts on the Black Effect podcast network. We're not asking for no donations. Just donate now. Just subscribe. And make sure you go grab Anita Kopeck shallow waters Tameka Mallory state of emergency. And make sure you scream the God's honest truth on Paramount Plus. Okay, that's available on Paramount Plus right now. Are you going to give out my hats? Um, we have got a way for more hats to come in. Taylor, Taylor, we had a bunch of hats, the black effect hats in the back. So, I put it up on Taylor's, I put it up on my Instagram and told people if you want a hat, hit up Taylor. And I'd be forgetting people fuck with us. Yeah, thank you for that. Why what happened? I just sent out a bunch of hats. People hit my DMs like, oh, come look at it. I'm like, you tell me how to deal. I ain't seen nobody post one year. I saw one person post. That's why I can repost. They added you. You just don't look at other ones. I don't be on it like that. But you know what? I don't check my DMs. Do I got to check my DM? Yeah. Oh, shit. Let's get into some shit you won't care about next week. What we got? What we got? Kristen Sinema finally getting backlash from the Democratic Party. Who's Kristen Sinema? She is a senator in Arizona who votes against everything that Democrats do. She's what you would call a Dino, a Democratic name only, you know what I mean? So, she's with Joe Manson so they vote against everything. They're probably doing a nasty together. No, I don't think they're doing that. What does she look like? She actually looks like quirky. Simply because one thing about the motherfucking Republican Party, bro, they are state property. Let's get down a fucking lay down. You're either rolling with the team or you're not. And so they're finally acting at least in Arizona. And why do you think she's hating on Biden, bro? Is Biden trying to do things to help us? Yeah, like voting rights. So if she's blocking that, if she's mean, y'all got to stop hoping politicians are going to help you, bro. That's not happening, buddy. I'm with you. Yeah, people help themselves and politicians get on board, but it's never going to start with politicians ever in the history of the world will ever start with a politician. Politicians will do our bidding because they want to get re-elected or elected for the first time, but they will never come with some fire shit that's going to help our lives to change our lives. And doing your bidding is subjective. They'll tell you what they're going to do. They'll tell you they'll do everything to change your world and then get in the White House and don't do it. What are you guys thinking about the mandate game pushback? That's just gone. What happened? I think they struck it down. That's not what happened. Joe Biden and them withdrew the mandates that they were trying to put on vaccines for large businesses. Oh, no, I'm talking about the New York State. But it got withdrawn after the Supreme Court blocked it. So it's like... So you don't have to have the card no more? You didn't break up with me. I broke up with you. I didn't get fired. I quit. You got fired. So do you need to have your vaccine card any more? I have no idea. I don't know anything about this shit. This shit is out of control. Do you need to get unvaccinated? Unvaccinated, bro. Badly. You feeling it, right? No, I don't feel bad about it at all, but it was just so dumb. I think you peed that shit out already. I think I did too. I don't think that's it. I'm not even vaxed no more, dude. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not one of those vaccinated losers, bro. I don't think it was about nothing. I really don't. I don't think it helped our hurt. He spilled water. I could have been wrong. I got it, and I did catch COVID at the end of the year and I had mild symptoms, but y'all also told me that Amacron wasn't the big boy. Exactly. So why isn't it stopping the thing that's easier to handle? This shit is just so dumb, and they just want to admit that they don't know what the fuck they're doing. That's all they had to say. I don't know it's the easiest thing to say, bro. I'm fucking mad. It's the easiest thing to say. Sometimes it's just easy to be like, I don't know. And by the way, if they would have said that to the American people, we'd have been a lot farther along. We all in this, I don't know, boat together. I told them to stop my shit. You say what? I don't know nothing. I've been saying that for years. That's all the fuck they got to say. What else do we have up here, man? If there ain't no good shit you'll care about next week, we can go Nick Cannon. This is wild. I've seen him. He's crazy. I like that. Nick is worried about the wrong things when it comes to it. The wrong things, brother. Nick, you know what your women want? Nannies, maybe since they need more assistance in that area. I think he already got those. They need more. That's what they need more of. They don't need the sex toys. I don't know. I rather buy sex toys than fucking nannies. John says defamation suit may be coming against Bucks, also says he doesn't need mental health. This was interesting to me. And the reason it was interesting is because, I don't understand why we're assuming Antonio Brown doesn't have a therapist. I don't know why we're assuming Antonio Brown doesn't have a psychiatrist. I also understand why we're assuming that just because Antonio Brown made a choice that has anything to do with his mental health are how he's feeling mentally. He made a choice. He made a decision. He decided to walk off the football field. He's done interviews. He sounds very clear on his position. And just because we don't understand his position or understand why he did what he did, we're all just running to the mental health aspect of it. I haven't seen him do anything that makes me be like, oh yeah, he needs to be committed or anything like that. We all need mental health assistance, right? We all need to invest in our mental health in different ways. I'm a big proponent of therapy. I love meditation. I love anything that got to do with healing. So I would recommend that for anyone. But just because he made a choice doesn't mean he's crazy. And I'm putting crazy in air quotes. I don't understand why we rushed to that. You rushed to that with everything though, bro. You know how many people say I'm crazy? What do you mean? You tell me I'm crazy all the time. No, I don't tell you you're crazy. I'll tell you that you have a lot of unhealed trauma that you need to unpack. But I don't think that'd be done with therapy. Therapy can be a start. There's a lot of there. I mean, it's not just therapy, but therapy can be a start. You like therapy. You've been going to therapy. Yeah, I know. But they told you they've been telling me a bunch of wild shit. I ain't go ever since to do something and look at my bottom of my feet. What was the reason for that again? Just to do something different that I never did before. And I was like, what do you do? I said, I don't look at, I don't see like my back. I never seen my back before. And I never seen the bottom of my feet. What's wrong with that? He's basically telling you, you get a new perspective of yourself. I did. You know how, you know how, you know how when you looked at them, your hands and that fucking ocular shit, you're like, oh, shit. That's actually how you should marvel about yourself all the time. As opposed to marveling about what you see in a virtual world. I really don't pay attention to it at all. I really don't. That's the problem. What are the bottom of your feet like? Shoes. Nah, just like my hands. Look just like this. Shoes. Shoes, bro. The bottom of my feet. I'm not showing you my toes. Just show us. Keep your toes. It goes with it. Just show us the bottom of my feet. No, keep the toes covered, bro. I was like, yo, let me see your balls. I'm gonna let you do it. Nah, keep the toes covered with the sock. And just show us the bottom of your feet, bro. Why are you so freaky? Yeah, I know. Why are you making it sexual? Is that like the same thing? Why are you making it sexual for no reason, bro? Let me see your feet, but not your toes. Can you show your therapist the bottom of your feet with your man? I didn't show him. I didn't show him my feet. I ain't show him. Go like this with your feet, bro. Take your fucking, take your shoe off, and then take your sock down to this. And let's just look at the bottom of your feet. So I see my butt without my dick. What? What? I was like, just hold your butt. You're not quite moving somebody. That's not moving somebody. What is going on right now? Yo, Charlotte, ask an idiot immediately. Let's do ask an idiot immediately. Come on, Terry. That's not moving somebody. You never move somebody on the butt. No, go to an ad, you have one more. All right, guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because I need to ask you a question. Are you carrying a credit card balance month after month? Well, let me tell you, you are not the only one. High interest rates make it hard to pay off your debt, but Upstart can help join the thousands of happy borrowers who made that final payment. 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Now let's get back to the show. Hey man, Joe Biden's traveling to New York City. Welcome to New York City. This is Gun Violence with New York City Mayor Eric Adams. Hey y'all. Yo, Eric Adams the goat. Get ready for the 94 crime bill all over again. You think? What? Man, listen, Joe Biden, President Joe Biden is a notorious, tough on crime president. Eric Adams already implemented plainclothes, cops back yesterday. You gon' see stopping Frisk back in New York. Violence is up in every major city in America. Joe Biden's approval rating is down with the Negro. So he's like, man, fuck that. I'm about to go fuck with the mainstream white folks. Damn right. And we gon' bring back this tough on crime. White people love security. We gon' implement this new crime bill and not call it a crime bill. And it's gon' be on and poppin', baby. And who's gonna help him do it? Officer Kamala? Yeah, it's all gon' be tough on crime. You might as well get used to it. Don't even, you know. So I'm be gettin' pulled over again. They gon' be checking my dreads. Eric Adams said it's gon' be different with the plainclothes, cops, but I just don't see how it can be different if you've never fixed any of the, you know, problems we've been dealing with historically. Like you haven't fixed profiling. You haven't fixed, you know, racial bias. So it's like, the only way it's gon' work is if somebody's policing the police. So when these plainclothes officers do violate somebody's civil rights, you know, they get held accountable. Turn to affairs. Where you at, man? I doubt that's gon' happen. So, hold on to your bunch. Bro. Right? Yeah, we just goin' to the metaverse, bro. That's all it's about to be. I'm not goin' outside. I can't go outside, bro. I'm scared right now. So imagine me fuckin' goin' ridin' without bein' scared. All right, let's do some askin' idiots. What do we got? What did you just say? I don't know why you... I actually listened to the whole sentence. Imagine not bein' scared, though. Why do you listen? I don't know, dude. I actually... Cause usually I tap out around like third word in the sentence, but this one I went all the way through and I was just as confused as you. What's up here? Like, you think? Like, okay. Here we go, hold on. So you don't understand what I'm sayin'? I'm sayin' imagine it's like you think of everything. Wax is the Bible. He wants us to interpret him. Yes, you know what I mean? He doesn't communicate clearly, but then wants us to interpret what you think. So if anybody should have understood that, you should have understood that. I said imagine not bein' scared. I meant me, I'm scared all the time. I don't know what you're talkin' about. Me neither, bro. When the cops pullin' us over, they're about to be like, what you just now saying? You just sayin' it? I don't even know. You like listen to yourself. I don't even remember what I said. Me neither. I kept movin', bro. I just know I said something and then you said somethin' that didn't make no sense to me, I moved on to the next thing. I'm not bein' scared, all right. I'm scared of the cops. Okay. He started it. What did I do? He started listening. I was listening to him. Welcome to New York City. Yeah, that's right. He started it. Welcome to New York City. That's how you know you got 15 brothers. He started it. And scared to death of his mom. He's startin' it. We'll get some ass comedians, please. What do we have? Wow. This motherfucker judgein' you, Andrew. Hold on, scroll up. This is, he's a judge. I got a tattoo. Gataata says, Andrew, you're almost 40. Why don't you have a tattoo yet? Cause he's almost 40. Yeah, now I'ma start now. What would you get, though, if you do? I'm not gettin' a tattoo, man. You get your wife's name. Well, not even the gray area of your finger? Maybe, I don't know. That'd be the only thing you could do. You get somethin' on your neck and start wildin'. Get some sleeves. Yeah, that's a little goofy, right? That'd mean it means it's not worth it. No, to get a big ass sleeve and all that kind. Also, I'm too OCD to have a tattoo. I'd just be starin' at that shit every single day and think it's crooked or whatever. No, I can't do that. I'd go fuckin' crazy. I'ma get some new ones. What you gonna get? I'ma get some of this new shit. I'ma get some of this old shit redone. Really just the Wolverine hole in the mic in his hand because I remember I was sayin' That's what that is? Yeah. Remember I was sayin' years ago on the pod, I was like, I regret all the tattoos. Look at those hands. Except for my never so deep one. Cause that's my man, Dr. Robert Evans. And my man, Bless. He doesn't even know where it is. Oh, it's right here. He doesn't even know where his fuckin' tattoo is. I always tell this stuff, don't mean that to me. But I realized why I got this Wolverine. I got this Wolverine when I was 17 in his Wolverine hole in the mic in his hand. I was always attracted to Wolverine because of his healing power. That's literally what I loved about Wolverine. I'm like, I love the fact he can heal from anything. Now I'm 43 years old and that's what I've committed my life to, helping people heal as I heal. And he's holding a mic in his hand. And at the time I wanted to be a rapper, but clearly microphones with motherfuckin'. It comes from a circle. Yeah. Here we go. Okay. I don't know what you're... I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing. Exactly, I don't know what Taylor's circle is like. Taylor's circle is like a semi-circle. Rectangle. All right. It comes from a circle and it's a rectangle. The hate. So, I don't know if y'all did this before or anything. Thank you, boy. Andres, 369 wants to know, if they did a comedy versus or radio personality versus who would you go against? If they did a comedy versus a... Oh, first of all, ain't nobody fuckin' with me. But if they did a comedy versus or radio personality versus... We gotta go up against Howard, bro. That's really the only person... How many am I generation though? That's true and that's a problem. Your generation, there's really nobody. But you'd have to go... If there was multi-generation, you'd have to go up against Howard, bro. Oh, no, if it was multi-generational, I would... I don't even know how you would do that, but I would test mine against P.D. Green. P.D. is the goat. I'm just not familiar. Yeah, P.D. is the goat. P.D. influenced Howard. P.D. Green is a great movie, kids. You can watch Carl talk to me. It stars Don Cheadle in Taraji P. Henson. Don Cheadle plays P.D. Green. Fucking phenomenal, phenomenal movie. Yo, that'd be a really funny versus, because it's like, how do you break it up? Do you break it up in different segments? Do you go like, game versus game, interview versus interview, like rant versus rant? You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. That's really interesting. P.D. Star. Yeah, P.D. was no joke, man. P.D. was a beast, beast. Beast. Yeah, I'm not as familiar with him. But like, if you break it up, listen, don't get me wrong, Howard is fucking unbelievable. But like, depending on how you break it up, like, Howard's not fucking with the donkey today, bro. Howard's just not fucking with the rant. Howard's got great interview, but you know. No, Howard rants the legendary. He's not fucking with donkey today, bro. It's not weekly every, no, sorry, every single day a new thing is written and put out. Now, his antics with like the quirky guests, y'all don't do that as much. No, you're going to have your classic character. Listen, Howard is a go-kart. Howard played in the time when there was no roast. Howard ain't had to deal with this woke P.C. kid. Woke P.D. like. Shit, Howard didn't give a flying fuck. And he got to play in a time where you really didn't have to give a flying fuck. I kind of got to play in that era, but not really. The end of it. The end of it, because I came up in South Carolina. So it was a viable belt. So I was getting fired for the shit I was doing. You know what I mean? Yeah. I didn't really get to play, play in that era like that. I think you smoke Howard. I'm not going to lie. No, no, no. I was the go-kart. I know that you won't want to admit, but I think you smoke Howard. No, I was the go-kart. And don't go me wrong. Howard is fucking unbelievable. But I think if you start putting it like up, like face to face, and you're going to have to go into your box of old shit that you've healed from or whatever. No, I can't go to anyone. No, no, no. We're going to play it. If we start playing some of those old things, bro, what was he going to do? How it might be disgusted. How it might be like, my God, what the fuck you was going too far? Are you OK? You need therapy. Yes. How it might say you went too far? No, I was the go-kart. Yo, do you think you know how many Dunkity days you actually did? I mean, one a day for almost 12 years. Sorry. I mean, just come on, bro. How was the go-kart? My Mount Rushmore of radio personalities is P.D. Green. That's crazy. Howard Stern. It's 20 a month. P.D. Green, Howard Stern, Wendy Williams. 248 years. T.N.G. Martinez. 248 years times 12. That's my Mount Rushmore radio personalities. Because. That's just Dunkity today. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you're going to pick 10 of those. What are you talking about? I'm sorry, we're having two different conversations. We were trying to. Who's the comedy versus for you, though? Comedy versus is tricky, man. Comedy versus is very, very tricky. First of all, you can't really do it. Comics talk about doing it, but it's just not how it works. Comedy shouldn't be done in a competitive way. Because it forces you to pandert the audience instead of saying what you really feel and getting them on your board. I guess you could do a laugh meter. Yeah, it would have to be like you play it back and forth, but things that have already happened and we reminisce on those types of things. But. You know, Ryan Davis put you on his Mount Rushmore. Ah, fucks with Ryan. He was on Breakfast Club. Ah, fucks with Ryan. He did an OG Mount Rushmore, and he did a new school Mount Rushmore. He put you on his new school Mount Rushmore. It was you. I think it was you and him, Jess Hilarious and 85 South Show. That was fire. And for his OG list, it was Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. Some more. Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, some more than Eddie Murphy. Yo, Sandler on there is interesting because he's obviously counting like movies. Counting everything, yeah. But if you count movies and all that stuff and you don't put Adam on there, you just are completely out of your mind. What you think about Martin? You don't think Martin, too? Dude, Martin to me was king back in the day. I love, I watched Martin. I didn't watch Seinfeld. But that's more just that's what the kids in my school were watching. But like, I love Martin. Like, and low key, like, I mean, dude, Jamie Foxx show, like the way he carried that show, bro. People sleep on a color. Jamie Foxx is by far one of the most talented people ever to walk the face of the earth. Yeah, 100 percent. It's like, what can he not do? I watched him yesterday on Byron Scott podcast, and he went into this impression of this original joke that he did, where he was like, I forgot. I'm gonna fuck the joke up. But he was like, white men. He was like, I was talking to the crowd. I was like, white men heartbeat sound like this. And he was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And he was like, but black men heartbeat sound like this. And he started like b-boxing some slow ass river. And he was like, which way would you rather get fucked? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. That shit was fire. I was like, yo, that dude is just, he's just talented. God gave him everything. God gave him everything. God gave him everything. But low key, like in terms of competition and that kind of stuff. At least for me, when I'm thinking about who I want to be better than, I'm not thinking about the people within my generation. That's no disrespect to them, but like my goal is always to go after the brain. The bars. Yeah, like the people that set that. So it's like, I never even really think about it. Like, because the way I'm looking at the people of my generation is I got to be influenced in all these people. Like, I got to be making the changes in industry that these people are going to also do and take advantage of and thrive within. But I want to look at the fucking chappels. I'm going to look at the rocks and the patreces. And like, how do I become that to my generation people? If Howard Stern tells me I'm dope, I'm dope. If Vanjy Martinez tells me I'm dope, I'm dope. If Big Boy tells me I'm dope, I'm dope. If Sway tells me I'm dope, I'm dope. Like those are the people who came before me who influenced me. You know what I mean? If Jesus tell me I'm dope, I'm dope. Facts, though. Would he, though? Happy he's spits in his eye. Yeah, would you let him? I think Jesus is telling me I'm dope. Yeah. That's why he still got me. What if Jesus asked to see the bottom of your feet? And we already see it. He's got X-ray vision. No, he doesn't have X-ray vision. He don't got the same above other things Jesus is a superman. We don't have X-ray vision. You got the same eyes as Jesus? Say again. You got the same eyes as Jesus? No. Yes, exactly. No, I don't know if I have the same eyes as Jesus. He might have better eyes than me. Genesis 126 says, God created man. The image, I understand that. But listen, Jesus got a little bit more than we got. That's not true. But why X-ray? And also, X-ray wouldn't be able to see the bottom of your feet. It would just see through your feet. You wouldn't be able to see the bottom unless you're still in the bottom. If Jesus asked me, are y'all not around, I'd do it. Why if we're not around? Why if I see my feet? What if he said, yo, put your feet together like this and arched them? No, that's not what I'm saying. There's no way I'm just going to see my feet, man. It's for what? He wants to know what he made, bro. He got it, he already know. Would you let him touch it? Huh? Yeah. Jesus, bro. Jesus, what if he saw my feet or what? What if he's like, damn, why don't you look tired, bro? Let me just see your feet real quick. Dude, what if he was like, why is the bottom of your feet so white? I didn't mean to make it like that. Listen. What's going on? Wax is crazy. All the TSA out there, next time you pat and whack down, just say, I'm Jesus. That's it. Let's see if he let you touch it. Yeah. Listen, I know how Jesus come. Jesus come in mysterious ways. Yeah. All I want to do is touch him in his garbage. Yeah. Wax you. Yeah. Jesus, not going to come that way. You're a long dude, my friend. Yeah. Come on, man. Listen, man, on that note, as always, if you listen to this podcast and you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Ideas podcast. Thank you for listening. We love you, Jesus. And God.