 Let's get into it. It's minecraft time, baby. I'm eating a slice of zah real quick When you're done with the zah, can I give you a little tour of Boomer Island? Oh, I would love updates I made okay, so I made a little update to the the stairs over here So it's more consistent wood with us nice I'm very glad that Ted did us that favor But then I was like I kind of like the look of wood stairs more mm-hmm So if you make your way up to my house just look to the right do not look to the left at all yet Okay, we got my place Wow, we got my cat OJ and my dog Chance Says it's because of the wrapper, but it was my childhood dog that died Oh Chat why you got to be so insensitive? I know man. It's like they've never seen homework bound before you know Oh my god homework bound. I haven't watched that movie in years That was my sister was little and she saw homework bound and she was like We're gonna name a dog after chance from it and then everyone's like like the wrapper. No No more famous homework bound dog you idiots you fools Uncultured see this is the problem with Gen Z. They don't know they only know chance the wrapper You know hot water hot shower They don't know chance the dog that went on the greatest adventure of all time So here's the question real quick Eddie is see I noticed that you only have a twin bed here But you know is there room is what is there room for me? Uncertain Well, I was just asking because because because because because Eddie's birthday is is coming up next November Well, I'm planning and I was under the impression that Eddie had a queen bed And so I was thinking about that and so, you know, that's why I was asking about the bed Asked with the twin bed. So essentially what Ethan is saying is that he was thinking that since my birthday is Almost a year away. Yes. He wants to move into my house Yes, well, it's just I was just asking about the twin bed because you know if Eddie upgrades to Larger bed that could fit another person Whether it's me or someone else, you know, it's you know, maybe me his girlfriend Let's not jump the gun here Chrissy. I want to make sure that I get the correct size sheets is all I'm saying Listen, I'm just the maid here, you know, I changed the sheets Give me give me the rest of the low down look straight down at the ground and walk this way Okay, and here then look up at this sign. We got a clearly labeled the pool Coming here. It's got some nice tile and then check it out. Oh Luxury, I didn't know you had such a high CPM, baby Okay, so we walk this way and then here's kind of other than my house the pride and joy of this server I've been making you can see in front of you the wood forests. Oh It's beautiful Eddie I'm super proud of it Especially because everyone else in the servers like super industrialist and I'm like building this forest off or away from everybody It's what we've been going for all along, you know Boomer Island, it's all about nature and minimalism far in and I mean I have to fix this tree kind of gates that we go through It's got to be a little thicker. It's like it's like the one in the place in the real life Yeah, that's why I called it the Edwoods because that's the Redwoods. Oh You're clever. You want to see me make a mega tree right now. Chrissy. Did you know that your did you know that your lover was so clever? That's what I all the time I go, you know, Chrissy, I got a lot of tricks up my sleeve and she says it's 5 a.m Why did you wake me up to say that? All right, ready? Yeah, so what we gotta do is no evergreens no evergreens no evergreens Why is not working? Why is not growing it wasn't growing? Oh That's a mini one, but that's okay. They fill out the forest bit They fill out the view we also have a mine that you can use that I made and that's about all the work I did but it's just going to work It was the Eddie's mining chest and then William Osmond did some vandalism the cum chest Eddie's cum chest now Nice Eddie, you've done some great work here. I'm proud of it And then also I'm sure you saw the Chrissy's treehouse But we were trying to put a mega tree on top of there and someone wasn't going right So I didn't actually see it yet because I was looking down the whole time Would you like to give me a tour of the the treehouse? Yeah, sure. There's really not much going on in there right now Ethan you want some bones bones? I would love a bone actually because I really want a dog Bone one bone. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Two bones Trevor hey guys Mustache brother Thank you, Trevor. I heard from my chat as I started streaming that you peed this month During what don't be January and I just want to know what I mean Do we really have to talk about that like right now? I'm still holding it Everyone else here has been doing their work this month and been holding in their pee or bladders are about to bust and and then I hear You're just letting it out, you know willy-nilly. I look I've been through so much and it's almost the end of the month I feel like I I deserve like a little break a little understanding here, Trevor We all have things we're going through we're all making sacrifices one of them being not peeing for the entire month And so you're saying hey listen, I've had a rough one. We've all had a rough one I just I need a more room for liquid and it really was getting full and I kept it kept swashing around Trevor this this we're gonna have to table this for now. I figure out what to do Man, I got I got a nine to five and I got I got kids and There's a lot going on. I just there's there's only so much stress the body can take and okay Well tonight, I want you to enjoy the night sort of like a Last meal type situation will table this for now and we can discuss the consequences later. How do you feel about that? I mean I can kill him right now if you guys want me to know Yeah, not yet much HP do you have how many hearts? Full Try this in your weapon on you that I got from killing the plague doctor I am a level 30 right now and would prefer not to anyone willing to get hit by this one time I'll get hit by it one time hit me Before I'm full. Yeah, well, you already know the outcome. He's not wearing any armor What happened to me? Did he leave a plague? What happened? What happened to me? All my hearts turned to stone He's got COVID did you just give me COVID? Oh my god What the fuck? Yeah, I don't want that fucking. I don't want that Dude, you just wait it out Bring some tea here to put this on maybe for protection of your friends It's like a dick phase What is on you? Wait, you're you're there's fleas on you. There's fleas on me. What do you mean? Yeah, press F5. Oh my god, they're everywhere. I don't see anything on me. I look normal. Well, good luck with your Please thank you So what do we got going on up here? Plants another mega tree here, which means well, we got like this is the situation right now We're trying to plant another mega tree on top. Maybe it's the space for it So I think maybe breaking the extra wood layers might work here. All right, let's try this out. Oh wait this one too. Oh Looks like I didn't fill in that part. Okay, hold on There we go That's the perfect height on top. Yeah, that's great. What are you gonna put up here? I have no idea yet house house bed bed for myself, I guess since since he went out of your Share in a space and you gotta finish the concept for your house now, too. I do I really really do Yeah, I gotta figure out what I want to do for my house Yeah, I mean you can do really whatever you can go any height you can go with whatever I know this was the the one we were doing when we were all just like, I don't know, but we'll build something but um Yeah, no go with whatever I didn't I didn't put this here. Actually. I did you put this one here Is this will someone really pranked me good, huh? It's probably will I bet it was will I have an idea chat I'm thinking that maybe what if I make a little Like lighthouse kind of deal, you know I'm already made one. Well fuck I don't know Don at all, and I feel a little bit bad saying that please don't tell on me That doesn't mean that I can't make one Oh Ethan what the hell dude? I'm sorry I'm so sorry any telling you that I was reacting saying oh come on instead of surprised because I was so used to it And it happened again That is for real the third time this week. I've had double creepers happen to me. Okay Well, this doesn't really look like a lighthouse does it now that I've built it Do you know what also looks like a lighthouse all the red thing over there? Yeah, it's a lighthouse I'll just take this down It really was it really was chat. What should what should I make? Hmm a maid cafe. Okay genius. That's genius. All right What we need to do is figure out, you know, what does a maid cafe really look like I need to look up What it what it looks like get some get some inspo Perfect. Perfect. It's perfect. I Cannot wait. This is gonna be great. It's gonna be perfect guys. I can't wait. Okay. I'm figuring it out This will be my magnum opus. Oh, are you fucking kidding me, dude? Is that a joke Ethan? What happened? I broke one block to make it more symmetrical under Chrissy's place and there's a creeper there peering at me And now there's a dolphin in there with it. I don't want to do oh Oh, the dolphin's trapped dude. We got a serious problem on our hands. Ethan. There's two creepers. Can you come over here? I'm gonna make it intense. So essentially, uh, I wanted to make it more symmetrical here So I broke one block And because of my luck, there are two creepers in there then because of the current a dolphin swam it Oh, no, and I need to save the dolphin. So I just need witnesses. Okay I'm on a fucking mission. Okay. Go for it. Go for it. Break a hole here. Ah, I see the creeper. Okay, hold on Okay, you can do it Eddie. You can do it. Okay. Okay. We gotta bait Wait, what if okay, hold on. I gotta not hit the dolphin, but hit the creeper. Do we let the creeper out? No, we're I'm gonna kill this creeper I was an idiot. Okay. That's a that's one, but apparently there's two creepers. So we're gonna Fill this thing full of water until the dolphin can leave Okay, it got out. Oh, we did it. Don't go back in. We gotta close it off before this this dumbo fucking dolphin Shouldn't we should we shouldn't we kill the creeper? I killed one of the creepers. He left. He left. He left. People told me there was two. Okay. Here let's close it off to the to the dolphin And then do we go in there and check? I think we should here you get your sword out. Okay. Got my sword That was horrifying. Thank you for your heroic actions, Eddie. You saved everyone on boomer island And that dolphin you did Like a kiss or something You can have a kiss Eddie. What's up? Okay. We were talking about anything. You wanted a kiss. I'm right here I can see so Ethan. I don't want to turn you down like that But I can see a plague coming off of you right now. So many It's just like a lot of It's the way that I look No, it's more of the plague thing So it's a hygiene thing. I mean, yeah kind of yeah I'd say so. Okay. All right. That's fine. So that's how it is So that's how it is these people chat. You cannot fucking trust them for a second. This is everything in my inventory right now I'm not even kidding. Hold on. Hold on. Take this old man. Yes. I have a billion iron. Take this No, Eddie you're being too nice. I have people are gonna think that we might actually Be happy We are happy as long as we can but I also want you to enjoy like I feel like that's such a youtuber couple fucking shitty youtuber couple thing is like We have to pretend like we hate each other So then we get more views because people are addicted to the trauma I think both of us have this thing where we never want to be like Attempting to be cute online Because I see couples do that and I'm like Yuck So this is where I will have my quarters my sleeping quarters because the the the top is for business You know as they say business in the front party in the back mines more business in the up Party in the down can we all agree that luigi definitely has a bigger dick than mario? Oh, absolutely for sure Mario needs to compensate for the the penis by by being like, you know, the main guy Yeah, like luigi's like, you know, I can handle it So he said in daisies hotter than peach what we're not doing is comparing them like that Only the men were objectifying and bowser's hotter than all of them True god, I'd fuck bowser in an instant the hottest is toad though. We can all agree. Oh my god Don't get me started on toad christy. Am I allowed to give Ethan a bubble bath? Um, how do I do that? I'll take that as a no No, do what you do what you want Eddie. No, that's the worst answer I do whatever you want God the chat if your significant other ever tells you to do whatever you want do not do whatever you want How's it going? Hey, welcome to boomer island do the speech. Oh, uh, is there one person wait? There's three of us here Hello, all right. It is my distinct pleasure to award you three with the first ever triple sully award Wow What does that mean an award, you know, like in a like oscars or emmy's Right, but so what's why is it the sully award for selavin the frog? Okay, I don't think i'm familiar with selvin me. I'm not either. He's like he's a famous frog Yeah, he's one of the most famous frogs on the server or on the internet or he's like a frog He's just kind of like a frog He has like a shirt, but no pants that style of frog. It was like a cartoon frog He's like a frog just kind of like normal So a normal real frog with maybe jeans is what you're saying It's a shirt with no pants shirt no jeans shirtless frog Is he sexy or is he just like yeah, so you don't need to be asking any of that But what does the award mean? What does it represent? It's for minecraft. Yeah, that's sort of a broad Statement you just I mean oscars is for movies emmy's for music Every example you just gave has their own subcategories of like best actor Yeah, but they don't have a they don't have different names for every one Okay, but like if if you were like hey, I want an oscar I think somebody's well first of all they would say hey congratulations But I think second of all they would say, you know, what did you win your oscar for? You know best actress I would just show them the oscar it would be a golden statue And so if I were to show them my sully What would I say if they said what did you win it for? Minecraft Okay, can you make mine out to the wickedly talented a del dizine? We can do that I can do that for that would be fantastic. Yeah, let's let's uh, let's give them their awards now patrick um, so Is this the award? Oh This is the award. Uh, we have a jolly bee in the in our in the suck shack. You ate the award I'm poison. Don't eat it. Don't eat it. It's raw. You're not supposed to eat it You're supposed to put it in a frame. I didn't know we have a restaurant and we have the suck shack Where's it? Where are those located? There's a sign that says suck. I have a question Um, with the jolly bee I have a severe peanut allergy. Do you guys use any peanuts or peanut oil in your kitchen? No, we It's all farm to table Okay, but when you when you have your fried stuff, what kind of oil do you use? Is it canola? Is it vegetable oil like hot oil the wettest oil It's kind of like a gamble I can die from I can die from one five hundredth of a peanut which is pretty serious The question really is you know with me saying that now are you a gambling person? Well, well, that's the thing is that you said that there's no peanuts in your kitchen So it wouldn't be a gamble. I didn't say there was peanuts It was just like if they were they'd be really wet and hot so it might not matter I don't know if that's what you said. I think what was said was there weren't peanuts used in the kitchen But you know, I just distinctly remember saying it was wet and hot and bubbly oil. We said the wettest oil Okay, but is it peanut oil It's like slimy too at times. Can I ask one final question? If you were to pick up the container of oil Then you were to read the name of the oil. What would it say just oil the wettest oil So you guys just had two separate things. Yo, there's two containers So you have two containers of oil Which oil do you use to fry your food? Yeah depends on the day or depends on the dish Do you guys use two different oils? It's very serious because you know, I want to give you my money I asked earlier if you gamble So if the restaurant serves chicken, you said both so it depends on the day It depends on the mood The mood, okay. You're changing your answer every time. This is a jolly bee. This is a jolly bee Actually, you know what it sounds if I write it to be completely honest You let a jolly bee you are kind of gambling. Oh, I see it. I see suck. Yeah, this is the suck shack right here Here we go. It's starting to work for me. Oh, yeah So down here is the jolly bee? Yeah, down here. Yeah, right down here Huh, this is not like any jolly bee that I've ever seen. Yeah, right here. This is jolly bee Oh, okay. Yeah, this is like a jolly bee. Yeah So, hold on. Well before I take a seat I really need to know what kind of oil do you use because I know that you guys have fried chicken on the menu What kind of this for like 10 minutes? Okay, but it's a peanut oil because it is really serious Yeah, I used to work in a place that used uh oil and people would very frequently come up and ask All you gotta do is go in the back and read the oil container and see if the word peanut is on there Let me hold on A lot of the times it'll be like vegetable oil Patrick are going to the back. Okay, see the thing is is like I'd love a hot meal But it's really gonna suck if I eat this and go in anaphylactic shock, you know, yeah, do you have your epi pen in Minecraft? No, not in Minecraft Can you guys can you guys hang out here for like a minute? I gotta go grab my food And I don't want my I don't want to lose my friends. All right. All right. I will cry Yeah, I don't remember being in any fried chicken place where a baby chicken walks around It's like a little bit too personal now. It's farmed. You said farm to table, but this is not a far No, we have a farm I still need to know what kind of oil you guys use Like I said, it's a gamble. I think we might have to go somewhere else. I mean you guys feel free to eat here But I don't I don't know what's going on This is kind of a big gamble for Ethan because essentially there's no Minecraft mod epi pen I wish Trevor was here so we can maybe install a mod but if Ethan gambles on this wrong Things will go real south real fast now Trevor. I know I don't know if he's uh, if he's an owner of a franchise Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, listen. I just said that I couldn't eat here I think that you're running a creeper. Whoa, whoa, get out Go, go, go, go, go What just happened? Oh no, Trevor's dead Don't go back into me What happened in here? Oh man Shit Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, a fire got started. A fire started. Yeah, can I ask you a question guys? What when that fire started we were definitely blocked in and somebody did that before the fire happened. I I'm not sure. I don't think I hear the question something conspicuous is happening around here. Yeah, so Cameron you walked away I was checking the oil Okay, and so when jayden and trevor came in you guys didn't place blocks behind you right There's a golden thing here. These are going to despawn. I gotta hold on So I feel like we're getting off topics. You guys definitely locked us in and started a fire I think that's I don't think that happened. It sounds a lot like that's what happened because I don't think trevor and jayden didn't block it in Then that's we were the only ones that died too. So why would we blot yourself? Yeah, exactly. I died too I died too. Eddie, Chrissy, jayden and trevor could you guys come here for a second? Just a quick aside just a quick aside all the people that I just said the names Let's let's meet in the balls real quick. Let's meet in the balls real quick Let's meet in the balls. They definitely like ludge. I'm not even not even for a bit. They murdered us Here's the thing they blocked us in and started a fire for real I think that we could go now. Listen, I've been on the server for for a second But I feel like this is something that we should bring to jay slat. Am I wrong? So Just because he's a big He's a big business man right now with this big site. I feel like he's a big business man with a lot of power But I think whoever we go to and I don't think I don't think this is big enough But if there's anything that we're taking this to it's to the honorable judge bar back because but I don't think this is big enough for a case I don't think this is big enough for a trial. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on here I think that maybe it could be because one it is attempted murder but also Attempted homicide arson. Oh true. Yes arson and they're trying to Insurance fraud as well because they were probably trying to burn down the place not only to get rid of us You can get rid of any witnesses, but also to collect on the insurance And they really wouldn't tell you if they use peanut oil, so I'm pretty sure that's a crime too. Yeah They have to legally they have to disclose that that information. I kind of want to go over and kill them Going forward jayden Judge you you have you're well within your rights to do that How is that? I really want to see this. It's so fucking good. Oh, I think you're gonna have this buddy Me too Oh, wait, is jayden going to kill him? Wait, when does your epi pin expire? Yeah, they're coming to murder us Oh, that's a good question You can point to good use. I'm not I'm not sure actually I'll pass us a take for a peanut that start killing you from the inside out like a minute You can eat poppies in a minute Should we should be we we're we're intentionally looking at this which means that we're witnesses