 Do the YouTube one and the stand. Can you tell I was speaking between the last one? All right, Kyle, want to sit? Why is my sister calling right now? Ready? All right. She never called me in the middle of that. Here we go. Are you live on Reddit? No, I have to share the link to Reddit. Oh, okay. Okay, we are live. What up? We're live. We're live. We got this. We got it. We were just talking about our new pet pig. Yes, between ya. Kyle Pig and bottom. I hate her with a passion. Welcome to our Ask Me Anything session. Ask him anything. Anything. Anything. She's called in. She's called in. I know I will answer anything and if not I'll blash. And you guys will automatically know the answer. Or I'll tell you. Probably, she'll probably just tell you. So what's some of the questions? All right, so you just want to dive right in. Dive, right? Let's do this. So we're going to read off of the list first. And then we're going to go to you guys who are watching. Where do these questions come from? Instagram, all of our social media. So we kind of combined a small list here. Holy cow, small. That's a huge one. Yeah, there's only like 37,000 questions that we're going to answer in a matter of five seconds. Let's mix them up. Let's do it. Let's do it. Number one, most memorable job you've ever done. Memorable. Probably when I was cleaning up a suicide about 10 years ago and the daughter of the guy that committed suicide insisted on watching us clean it up and then asked me for his jaw bone. She wanted to keep it. And then we came back the next day to finish the job and she was wearing it around her neck. Oh, god. Do you remember? I remember you telling me that story. Oh, my god. That was memorable. What about you? It was definitely a suicide. The daughter had killed herself. And the family called us out to clean it up. But instead, didn't want us cleaning it up, wanted to clean it up themselves. So what did they call you? I think it was just pure shock. It was a New Year's Day suicide. Oh, OK. They were. It was definitely intense. Way to start off the New Year with a bang. No pun intended. No. Not cool. There is no pa-da-pa-pump at the end of that one. Pa-da-pa-pump. All right, so most bizarre job you've ever been called to. Bizarre. A guy passed away, and no one found him for nine months. Was also the longest de-comp I've ever had. He prepaid all of his bills, even his law and service. So nobody knew. And he never got mail. So he melted through the futon and through the hardwood floors. Hashtag twinning. Mine was a nine month de-comp. Really? Yes. So is this? You're stupid. She was there for nine months. She prepaid all of her bills. She had no family. And the long guy was her neighbor. And the only reason he realized that she had been deceased was because he did the art for free. But it was in the middle of summer, and she hadn't changed out her Christmas decorations yet. That'll do it. So it was one of those, like, it just kind of clicked with him? And it was like. Well, it's July. So if you guys see Rudolph in the yard, you might want to call the po-po. Or us, either way. All right, let's change it up. Let's go to number nine. How do you get a job as a crime scene cleaner? Apply. Then have a heartbeat. There you go, folks. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I always say this. So I look for a couple of things. Physical fitness. 100%. Empathy and common sense, which I've been told multiple times is no longer common anymore. But I look for those three things. And I have no idea why I'm here, because I have none of them. That's all I'll agree with that. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. And number five, have you ever worked a job for a famous client? And are you allowed to say who? I will say, yes, I have. And no, I'm not allowed to say who. I don't think I have. The condo, the high-rise condo downtown. Oh. Yeah, so I'm not allowed to say who it was. But when we found out who it was, we were both disgusted. Well, he wasn't, was he? Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Anyway, rich people are pigs, too. Just like the towing out in the yard. A little pinged by them. Let's see, let's see, let's see, number three. Longest job you've ever had? Longest job. I'm going to kill it. Pet cemetery. Yes. It was like two and a half weeks. Yes. Of hell. In a house that she decided to buy. It's still beautiful. Beautiful and haunted. With pain in the ass, tennis. Oh, my God. If you weren't in crime scene cleaning, what would your career path be? I would still be in business. I would own just another business, a different business. Probably something in waste in general. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, me? You would be like a mortician, I bet. Yeah, I would be a mortician or a Hollywood actor. Or a Hollywood actor, of course. Or a porn star. Or both, because. Or both, oh, my God. I would be the next Rock Hudson. Anyway. He takes more selfies than anybody remembers. I do not. It's one a day. No, it's way more than that. It's one a day, because. His best friend is the mirror. My best friend is my cousin. Is your mirror. My second best friend is my mirror. No, your first. First best friend is my mirror. Anyway, all right, let's do this. Does the company open new locations, or is it up to the individual's potential franchisees to come to you? So I would say each office is individually owned and operated. And they are our franchise partners. And they open up. They're in business for themselves, but not by themselves. We help them out. We do. Let's see, what is the conversation like when discussing filming on a job site? Usually I hear, oh, get on my good side. That would be him. No. Oh, you're on my bad side. Get on my good side. Absolutely not. I didn't shave today. Don't get my bald head. All right, so the last part is true. But normally it's like, is that proper PPE? Or you're doing that wrong. Or what the fuck? Who's saying that? You're doing that wrong? Yeah. I don't say that. Every time you watch a video that I'm in. Oh, well, then that means he sucks really bad at his job. Yeah, absolutely. If I'm saying that, you're terrible. No, it's OK. You still love me. Cleaning and the chemicals. Here we go. How do you deal with possibly dangerous chemical reactions? We don't. We don't have them. Is there an explosive risk when working with the chemicals used to clean? There's not an explosive risk. Oh my god, have you ever stuck part A, B together? In the sun? Yeah. They explode? No, they don't. OK, they foam up and create this massive lava flow. He's so fucking dramatic. That's why you love me. How big are you? How big do human remains need to be before you have to call the coroner's officer police, like a finger or a thumb? How about this big, if it's a head, I'll call. Anything less than that now. Yeah, that's true. We've put that feet before. Like Lorraine and Bob, it had the weenus, and they didn't say that. She had the packer. You know, they'd come up on the side of the road. Exactly. So we're together, and he made a porn film called Frank and Ween. No way. Oh yeah, it's a heck. Is it all scarred up? Yeah, it's weird. Not that I've seen it. Yeah, you've done it. Random questions. Spalding float with a giant Maggie for a pride? Next year in St. Pete or somewhere in the Tampa Bay area? Love the idea. That's awesome. But even better, he needs to wear Maggie the maggot mascot. Where? On the float. I'm not dressing up. No. Why? Hell no. Why? Hell no. I will wear PJs. I will wear the little mask. I'm not dressing up as a maggot. Why? No. Are you still bugger because you lost the maggot race? Bitch, I lost the maggot race. Exactly, you lost it. I know. So are you still bugger because you lost it? So why won't you wear the maggot? Because I'm not going to wear a costume. You'll wear it. All right, so we'll be there next year. No. Do you like jazz? Yes. I love jazz. It's actually currently playing in the office. Favorite place to eat in St. Pete? Ooh, I love St. Pete. St. Pete is fantastic. Favorite place? Shit. I like them all. I can't decide. Yeah, I love St. Pete. Mine is probably Florida. I don't know if that's a club. Yeah, no, all the restaurants are good. Ha ha. He doesn't go out of his house. $9. Neither do you. Anyway, any live questions? Yeah, let's do this. I saw one earlier that asked if you guys plan on going to Utah. For salt. For anchovies? That sounds great. We are planning hiking. I haven't had a vacation in one year. I love to go to Utah. You just went to Hawaii. That was Christmas of last year, Jackal. I know. Two years ago, actually. Was it? Yeah. It was asking if you were going to open a business in Utah. Oh, a business in Utah. Yeah, we're looking for franchise partners in Utah. And is it true that you can actually swim in the Salt Lake and float? I've always heard that, because of the, yeah, because of the. Well, you're human. You can float in the water. Well, I know, but you just never like, anyway. In the Salt Lake, as opposed to the Salt Ocean? Yeah, because the salt density is so much. He's not adjudicated. I hate her. There was a question about the humor you use on the jobs. Can you explain why you guys use humor on the jobs? Honestly. We have no other type of personality other than humor. Yeah, like what you see here is what we always are. I mean, this is who we are, unless we're screaming at each other or calling each other names. But yeah, I mean, you have to have a sense of humor doing this kind of job, because if you did. It's depressing if you don't. Yeah. It's so depressing. Yeah, I can't be serious on a job like this unless I'm in front of a client just because. Or I have extra strength pros and cons. Oh, Xanax. Yeah. Xanax, yeah. Someone from Scotland asked how Benji is doing. Amazing. Benji's awesome, and I love Scotland, by the way. There is the best restaurant in the best Indian food I've ever had in Scotland in Edinburgh. It's called the Wee Curry, the Wee Curry shop, or the Wee Curry. It was amazing. Like, I'm going to even go for breakfast. It was so amazing. It was great. It's this big, and it has like five tables. That's it. It sounds like doing meaties. It's the Wee, and I went pay falling in Scotland as well. It was fucking fun. That country's beautiful. We're going to go. Yeah. Are there any jobs that we have done that are not a YouTube episode? Yes. Usually, though, because I find them boring. I don't want to bore you guys. That's not funny. Yeah. I mean, like, we do a lot of meth labs, and those are pretty boring. They're intense, but they're intense for us. So there's nothing really to see. No. So we save you from those. You're welcome. Are you renting the Pitt Cemetery Home? Yes. As a short-term rental, or an Airbnb, or a long-term rental? Long-term rental, at least, will not be renewed. Can you eat after a job? Of course. We eat during a job. Usually, it's about pay, or Sunny's barbecue. Sunny's are all closing now. I'm highly disappointed by that. Me too. The last time we went to Cracker Barrel. Oh, I heard Victoria's Secret's closing. They called for bankruptcy. So he can't get his thongs anymore. There goes my panty line. There goes the panties. Tea bags. My tea bags. Do you like pot roast? Because when he puts on a thong, it's a string on a pot roast. OMG. Oh, my god, oh, my god. Hey, hey, hey. Guess what? Guess what? What? How do you get a non-pregnant dresser up as an altar boy? Ooh. Oh, that was a good one. Is it possible to recycle instead of taking everything to the dump? Oh, yeah, we do. We recycle as much as we can. Yeah, and we donate to the abused women and children's shelter and the veterans and the blind, the animal shelters. Yeah, we take all the blankets and the sheets and pillows to the animal shelters. We try to recycle as much as possible. Where does the bio go after we're done? Get a box or a bed. And then it goes to get autoclaved, which is a giant microwave that looks like a submarine. No, seriously, it does. Look it up on the internet. Autoclave. The grossest thing you have ever seen. Kyle without a shirt on. Oh, my god. I'm just kidding. Draining a boat. Oh. Draining the build. Yes. Did you? The grossest thing I've ever seen. When someone dies and decomposes, the yellow fat will separate from the blood. Sometimes you can't even see it. Greasy and flimmy. That is fucking gross. And sometimes you can't even tell it's there. Until you slip. Until you slip. Until you slip. Have you guys ever had a cleaning outside of the US? We've been asked a few times, but right now we're only in the US. Kyle, didn't you go to England? I did. I filmed a TV show in London. Bales S. Nicole said Kyle is my queen. He's a queen, all right. Thanks, honey. Shut the fuck up. Does one need schooling to get into a job like this? If so, what kind of schooling? Nothing. A heartbeat. Just make sure you have your shots. You'll have vaccines. What's the worst thing you've ever gotten in your mouth? Probably a penis for you. Definitely. Yeah, Sammy agrees. Sammy kills. Stay away from the peanut butter, Sammy. Yeah. I've never gotten to anything in my mouth, either. Well, we know you've had stuff in your mouth. Right here. School girl. Britney Spear style. Pinsales. Britney bitch. Yes, it's Britney bitch. Has there ever been a murder mystery job that you guys have done that still sticks out to you? Yes. There's been a couple of them, actually. There was a $3 million house in, can I say the city? Yeah. Odessa. A huge house. It's like a bunch of poor branches or whatever. The guy is driving his antique sports car. He pulls it to his garage. I didn't bring my peanut butter. And people came out of nowhere and bludgeoned him to death. And then went into his house and ransacked it. And to my knowledge, that never got solved. And if it did, it was never in the paper. It was bad. It was really bad. The one that sticks out to me is the one with the trunk, where they figured out that there was a missing person. And she's actually a fan of ours called us. And a family member had killed somebody. But that's been solved. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was solved. But it was, what, four or five days before they figured out the body was there? Yeah. Yeah. And so it was crazy. We get some crazy jobs. Have you guys ever thrown up during your job? I have when I drain the boat. So you would not recommend this job for someone who is queasy? Yes, I would. That's how you build a stronger stomach. Now I don't even have a sense of smell. Someone wants to know if you said Pet Cemetery is haunted. And if so, how? Yes. Yes, it's haunted. We guessed it when we were cleaning it out. And every single brand new item and appliance in that house has broken. Brand new. Every single item. There's no reason for that to happen. And at least once a week, you're going to call that something else has broken. Yeah. It's just, it doesn't make any sense. It's cursed. It is. Have any of the clients caused drama or just made their job by living hell? Yes. Because of their demands? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Was it a hoard? Yes. How did you know? Yes. I had one that she's in her mid-40s and has no job. Just stays at home smoking weed all day. Oh, the dad. Yeah. The dad paid us to go clean her up so she could start over. And we're banging on the door. And she's still sleeping in bed. She finally wakes up. We clean. There was a half bag of Lay's potato chips inside the couch cushion. So we'd bag in all the trash up and throw it away. She made the guys go back in the dumpster to pull the freaking bag of chips back out. Because she said, I just bought that. Mine was definitely a hoard that we had bid for three days. We had finished two rooms. And so because it was bid for three days, we were like, well, throw in the extra room and then half of the garage for you. And then turn around, she was extremely demanding. We went into the trailer, dug out $15,000. Her pockets were like this. And then she actually put a complaint in because we didn't work fast enough. Fast enough, but they saved $15,000 in cash. And we added two additional rooms and half the garage for the third day so she didn't have to lose any money. Right. Are there any good first day in police stories? Oh, yes. Me? Domino's. Oh, Domino's. Yeah, she just touched you. Yeah, I know. So get this, OK? So we do a working interview with people. And there was this girl. She's probably 19, 20 years old. No education, no skills whatsoever. So we do a working interview with her. She shows up late to the working interview. I give her a roll of tape and tell her to tape up a bio box. And she says, how do I do that? Then I give her a box cutter when we get to the job and tell her to start cutting the carpet up. And she says, I don't know how to do that. And it went downhill from there. And then she sat on a bloody mattress. And then disappeared. And then said she needed to get a drink and disappeared. And that was about a year ago. And fast forwarded her to last weekend. And she was texting me and asking me for her job back. And I'm like, well, first of all, you never had a job. It was a working interview. Second of all, I probably wouldn't hire you if I had a gun to my head. Yeah, well, I thought you'd change. But I thought you'd change. I'm like, no, I'm still a menacell. Everyone? Yeah. Sorry. We have standards here. And that ain't going to get here all out. Has there been a job that you guys had to pass up? No, never. No. And what's the worst body part you've come into? Body part? Like remains left behind. The worst? They're all the same. Yeah. Jaw, teeth, and head. We had the liver and the heart of the heart on that one job where I felt through the trailer in the beginning when we first started, when I first came to the job. They slipped in the bio and fell through the dreadful floor. Amber Popovich says, wish me luck. Her baby is due this Saturday. Aw. Good luck. Squeeze. May God be with you. Hush, hush, hush, hush. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? No, it's. Oh, don't listen to me. She knows best. How much training goes into getting into this line of work? I'm still learning. That's for sure. I hate her. She's still learning. It's job by job basis. Sammy. Sammy, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house. Oh, shit. Yeah. Quit, Sammy, go on it. I keep seeing this question, but everyone wants to know the status on Maggie the maggot plushies. Oh my god. So we're still trying. OK, so we have the design, obviously. Everybody's seen it. The fan art. We're having trouble finding a manufacturer for Maggie that doesn't require us to buy 800 pallets of it. OK, because we don't need that many. So if anybody has a connection, we would appreciate it. Because we want some Maggie the maggots. Do you guys have a favorite high profile murder case? A favorite? Like just in general? In general, yeah. Not that we've done just in general. Definitely my two are John Wayne, Casey, and Donner. Those are my two absolute favorites. And I've tried to buy over their house. I was intrigued by the O.J. Simpson one. Oh, yeah. I watched that like it was a fucking reality show. And I loved Eileen Morenose. Yeah, that was good, too. Eileen Morenose, she's a good serial killer. By good, we need that. The first woman to be executed in this state of Florida, right? I think so, yeah. What is your least favorite type of call slash job? Mold, water. But looking for the burn files is always fun. Yeah. What were your thoughts on the wig with the insects in it? Crunchy? Yes, the crunchy pig. No, that was my thought. Crunchy. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. She's like, yeah, crunchy. I'm like, no, yeah, really, that's what I thought. Mine was, well, what in the actual fuck happened here? That was an intriguing job. That was intriguing. We didn't find out until crunching it that it was an actual wig. I thought it was her scalp. Yeah. That was crazy. That was definitely an intriguing job. All right, last question. Yeah. Two more, two more. OK, we'll do two more questions. What high-profile murder do you wish you could have cleaned up? John Wayne. Really serentane while she was pregnant and everything. Because it was all bloody everywhere. That's true. It would have been a cool clean up. That's true. Mine would be John Wayne Gacy, because they were literally all underneath his house. That's what there's nothing to clean up then. You could still clean it up. But the Manson murders or the Amityville horror murders would be phenomenal. Amityville horror? Yeah. That's a movie. Maybe it's, it actually happened. I'm going to kill her. What's the most emotional job you've been on? And did it have you walking away crying? Mine was a, there's the one that was right over from your house where she had put her father to sleep. Oh. He had, he was terminal. Put him down for a nap, went to lay down in the next room, and he shot himself. Within seconds of her laying down in the next room over, we showed up within two hours after it had happened, they had just removed him. And it was Juan, myself, and Ben. And the lady, the client, actually, didn't stop crying the entire day. I ended up, I ended up actually having to step out. You know what's interesting about that, though? Why do we give animals the respect of euthanasia? But we make people suffer. I've always wanted to say that. Through terminal illness. I don't understand. There's a state that did that, though. Oregon. Yeah, Oregon is the one. Yeah, but one out of 50? I know. It just doesn't make sense to me. We give more respect to our animals. Than we do to ourselves. To ourselves, yeah. So, you know, you can't blame a guy. You didn't want to live like that. That was heartbreaking, though. I actually called you a couple times on that one. I'm like, she is literally crying on my shoulder, trying to hold myself together. That's also the same one that Ben picked up the phone. I was like, oh, here I found this of you and your father, which made her go hysterical. OK, do we want to end on a cheerier note? You guys want to say something that you think the audience should know, or? The audience should know? Yeah. Before we end? He's pregnant. For your girl? That didn't even know the question, but, you know. So we're growing immensely. So we just opened Nashville, Denver, Naples, Florida, and California, LA, California, and Atlanta, Austin is sold out, and so is Nashville. So if you are interested in joining our team, contact me. Let's talk about it, because it's an amazing business. We have several awesome, amazing, brand new franchisees that have come in, especially through this last class. And we have some good, good existing franchisees now as well that are just pushing for it. All right, guys. Thanks for tuning in. We appreciate it. We'll see you soon. See you, y'all. Bye. Thanks. Are you going to send me that? Oh, yeah, I just saved it. OK, you saved it already? You saved it? Just not fast.