 Oh my god, I've never wanted to use this more. So for the first time in my life, I went into an anime store in New York City. I was walking around in the aisles and I noticed something from the corner of my eye. Spy family manga. And I noticed something on the cover of one of them. A dog. If a dog shows up on this show, all the depression in my body will evaporate. That's all this show needs. It has the beautiful family. All it needs is the family dog. No one anime this dog is gonna talk. Who knows, it's probably Anya's real dad. And yeah, that's the intro. Let's get to the show. 6 a.m. I'm recording this. Perfect time to watch Spy Family. Exclusive seller of Eden- I am dyslexic, Spy Family writers. You gotta leave the text on the screen a little more than two seconds. Exclusive seller of Eden Academy uniforms. There we go, perfect. There we go, I learned now. Oh my gosh, she's getting her uniform. Oh, you're growing a little baby. Yo, she's gonna be taller than Lloyd. I'm telling y'all. Wow. I look like a little fucking Humpty Dumpty in my school uniform. Thank you very much. Telling y'all my child better be like Anya or else. Wow, damn. Shut up and measure Anya. I hate people like this that work and they talk too much. Do your job and shut up. What the fuck is on her arm? Is that like that thing from Jimmy Neutron? She's running down the full school history to Lloyd. Just measure her leg. Why is the music so good? Why? It's all right. It's all right Anya. If anyone touches you, the thorn princess gets the thorns of somebody's asshole. How many peas are in that fucking sentence? Papa sauce would poke any mushrooms, a potato potage, pork saute. Damn bro, just give me some french fries. Must be side for peas. Oh, okay. They're making these little hints. Way too obvious. Even I found that out. I'm fucking stupid. Five days later, all right. Timescape. Anya's gonna be like 10 feet tall now. I want to stick my hands through the screen, take her and just razor myself. That sounds completely wrong. I take it back. I love your smiles. Oh man. Oh, will you be my princess? You're a real family. Dad's going to work. Mom's taking a little bit heaven these day. Is he going to a glory hall? Oh, okay. I was about to say Lloyd. You got to stay loyal brother. I feel like a spot myself, man. Who is that? Oh, oh, oh. Wise handler Sylvia Sherwood. The handler. You could handle my wood. A castle fee, a rental fee. We had to throw Anya a fun day. Do anything for our little baby. Phase two. Here we go, baby. Look at that. Phase. Oh, I love you, Lloyd. I've never been to college. Oh my God. We're going to see Anya making friends. Fucking bullies. If anyone bullies her, I'm going to that school. I'm putting a beating down on those kids. Damn, are they going to Hogwarts? My high school looked like a gas station. Don't even get me started on elementary school. That shit looked like a corner store. She's like one years old. What is this? Exceptional grace. I didn't even know what exceptional meant. Until I was like 15. Just read the teacher's mind, Anya. Cheat on every test. School does not matter. This is what Japanese people are so smart. Is this where they go? Hello, Xiety, my old friend. Xiety's like my best friend. Oh, you look adorable. Oh, oh my God, Anya. Oh, oh, pose, girl. You look so adorable. Can you leave already, bitch? You could have stopped talking one minute ago. Mama and her little girl. Little girl, stay out. Look at this. Doot, doot, doot, doot. Complimenter. Look at this little fucker on the bottom. Why are you looking at it like that? And look at this guy on the right. What the fuck? What's wrong with you? Don't show this bastard. I'm still not recovering from that. No, you're a real family. You're as real as a family could be. Yeah, we know you. Show the whole world how cute you are. This is so sad, bad. Look at that, you fucking creeps. Y'all, y'all better not go in that grocery store. Unless you want blood. Oh no, they're gonna kidnap her. Look, she's dead motherly. Don't go too far. Oh, my mom would never let me leave. Leave a side, y'all. I was glued to her leg. Glued, right in front of her. She knew where I was at every moment of time. If I did what Anya just did, she would run after me with that wagon and fucking nail me with it. Yeah, that was the worst thing you could ever have done. Touch a mother's little bear. Don't touch mama's little bear. Oh no. You know, I don't hate anyone, but these are the kind of people I hate. Anyone that does anything to a child. No, I hate you. I want to watch you being burnt alive. I'm the son of a bitch. Better run. It's six in the morning right now. Man, what are y'all doing to me with this? This is so beautiful. Look, she, she could read her mind and she knows she's genuinely sad. Oh, this show is so, so good. Anya wants to be like her mother. This music, what is this scene? This is so cool. Anya's gonna murder the kids. This is she. Oh, I can't wait. What are you doing? Oh my god, I'm in love. I'm in love. That's it, man. That's it. This show is it. This show is it. Mommy is teaching her little baby how to fight. So if she's ever taken again or she's ever dealing with someone that's a little piece of shit, she could kill them. This kid's better not bully you Anya. Yeah, just like that. Right in the throat. This guy just walked out of the coffin. Look at these assholes. This is a real family. Smile, just like you're. No, what? I didn't have, I didn't have any welcome ceremony when I got into my school. I just walked into the classroom. She, stop talking to yourself. She can hear you. Oh, this kid looks like a little asshole. Oh, I just want to punch him in the face. Lord Damien. He ain't no lord. You better not upset little baby Anya. I swear to God, I'll come up to that school. Look how happy they are. Look what she walks like a little penguin waddling. Look at these little assholes, man. What's with her? What's with you? Oh, where is my knife? Look at that face. I am making friends with big boys. Let's go. Oh my God. Oh, Lord Damien. Let's go. Oh, I taught you well. I mean, Lloyd taught you well. Oh my God. See, I'm about to whip them into shape. Oh my God. If I see one whip go against Anya, I'm really going up to that school. And I'm not going up there with my fists. No one ever clapped for me. Yeah, she singled out. The best chefs. Do you know what I used to get for school food? Fucking prison food. It is little asshole. Anya, I can just watch your facial expressions. Oh, I want to. I wish I had like a sword. Three in one. We got a beaver over here. We got a little ass on the middle. And don't get started with this motherfucker on the left. It looks like an egg. An egg with BTS hair. I have some mental problems. I swear to God. My father's a spy. I know mom taught you how to beat someone's ass last night. Beat his ass. Well, what the fuck did you call her? That's it, man. That's it. That's it. Yes. Oh, use your killer punch. Mom knows what she's talking about. Me? What if she's done? Oh, your hair tied back. Oh, she's a little savage. Oh my God. Look at her. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Praise her. Uh-huh. My God. I started running towards him with these on my head like this, like a fucking bow and horns. Sure. She's ocular. Oh, killer. Just kill her too. On his face. That's right. Embarrass him. Embarrass the little ass. Oh, man. Oh my God. I've never wanted to use this more. Do the punch. The killer punch. Send him flying through the wall on it. That was the best thing I've ever seen. Oh, man. You kids out there that watch my videos that's what you do to a bully. Okay. Nick, don't teach violence. No, no. Violence is good. Yo, she is the fucking best. Don't worry about it. There's no proof. Oh, man. Oh, I gotta wipe these tears. Oh. Oh my God. Oh, that was the best thing I've ever seen. I'm teaching my kid the same shit. She's already in the principal's office. Oh my God. This would have been my best friend. I'm so proud of her. She punched a kid as she's in the principal's office on the first day. She punched a one kid she was supposed to be friends with. Oh, I want to see. Look at Lord. Oh my God. Look at yours. She's like, no, don't look at me. Oh, man. Another amazing episode. Wow. That put me in the best mood today. All right. Let's see what happens next week. Oh my God. He has to go and say he's sorry. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry already. This show is so cute. And I love the direction it's going. I love how we're setting up this family. This is like a mission, but the mission is becoming real to them. Like this is becoming a real family. You're is loving this motherly motherly role. Lloyd is very anxious. His anxiety is very high, but he's enjoying this at the same time. I feel like this is the most joy he's had in his life. You just get that feeling from him. Anya is loving this. She finally has two parents that love and care for her. She wants to make them proud. She's learning what love really is. They're all like these lost puppies that found each other and became their own little family. I love that. The little bastard she goes to school with now. Oh my God. Anyways, what do you guys think of this episode? Let me know down below. And if you want the full reaction, every single second of this anime and every anime I react to, make sure you check out my Patreon. But yeah, that's it. Goodbye.