 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar, and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. The National Archives wants all of President Trump's tweets preserved for posterity. Apparently, people at the National Archives don't have teenage daughters whom they've had to scold about how anything you post on the Internet lasts forever. Hundreds of wild parrots have been raiding poppy fields in India recently in order to get high on the flowers' opium. The dope-craving birds sit on trees near the poppies until workers slip open the pods to help the plants ripen more quickly. The parrots, having learned not to squawk, swoop down, nibble off the stalks, and fly back to the trees where they sleep for hours. Some of them can be seen circling or staggering before falling from the trees due to ODing on opium. Swaah! Ah, Polly wants to order a pizza! A spokesman for the terror group ISIS says the United States is being run by an idiot now that President Trump is in office. Democrats are in a panic as to what to do now that they see eye-to-eye about something with ISIS. Defeche Mode says their new album will be about the state of the world today. I wait. I'm going to start getting depressed now. According to a new poll, President Trump's approval rating is now 35%, a number that's lower than President Obama had at any time in his presidency. But then that's just fake news, am I right, Donnie? You know the federal income return deadline is April 18th this year, right? That means you have three extra days in 2017 to file an extension. If you're driving through Vermont these days, watch out for the frogs! Seriously, it's that time of the year in which the Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife is warning motorists to drive with caution due to the seasonal migration of frogs and salamanders. A DFW rep says frogs and salamanders become active on rainy spring nights as they search out breeding pools. These amphibian hotspots can lead to the death of thousands of animals on a single night. Anyone remember Frogger? That was an awesome video game, wasn't it? A 17-year-old girl swimming in the Gulf of Mexico was able to fend off a shark attack by punching the shark. The timing was perfect as she had just practiced the week before fending off boys on spring break. The state of Arkansas is preparing to execute eight men in 11 days. Well, that should boost Arkansas tourism. After saying he'd rather slit his wrists than make another Bond movie, it appears that Daniel Craig will be back for at least one more 007 film. Huh, I wonder how they'll explain the bandages around his wrists. James Corden is taking his late, late show to London this summer for three shows. Ah, karaoke in the car is going to be a lot more difficult driving on the wrong side of the road. An ambulance was called for a man suffering from psychiatric problems in Italy. When the ambulance arrived, the man decided to hop in the driver's seat and go for a joy ride. I guess they were right about those psychiatric problems. If you liked this video, please give it a thumbs up and be sure to subscribe if you want to see more, and click that little bell next to the subscribe button to be notified when I post new videos. For more weird news anytime, to sign up for my newsletter to download my free mobile app or to get a Daily Dose of Weird News t-shirt or coffee mug, visit DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. I'm Darren Marlar and I'll see you next time, weirdos!